@@RogueZebra83 To be fair mate. The variant barsh is actually fair game. Because when big john says the magic word...he hits it's up with some vigour and passion and it sounds like barsh.
Bosh as he’s having his heart pumped by people who do care about others whilst he’s eating like Augustus Gloob , Idiot of a man priding himself on causing problems for the NHS , Numpty .
Chinese food is cooked super quickly because of the temperature of the wok. I used to live with a Chinese family who owned a restaurant, I never saw them use the microwave. It's just super quick to cook that's all.
It's OK guys..... he's ordered 'collection' and the collection point is in Shanghai so by my estimates he'll drop around 105 billion steps which means he'll be in a 5 calorie deficit
Glad he remembered the mini pancake rolls at the end, wouldn't want him going hungry!
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Deffo for the wife
Whether you order 1 meal or 100 quids worth, it's always ready in 20 minutes lol
That's coz it's already cooked and in the fridge and just get tossed in the wok to warm it up.
Cap every good Chinese takes 45 mins minimum
@@bigschlongdave3771 hyperbole, man
Then you hang the phone up and there's a knock at the door with your food
😂😂😂so true
Be ready in 20😂 got half of china working in their kitchen 😂
😂my thoughts
@@whynot6950 literally 😂😂
Microwave only takes a minute
No matter the order! 20 minutes 😂😂
@@xXJoExWRiGHTXx no matter at all even if you order the whole kitchen and tell them you’re not home for half hour 😂😂😂😂
Like he really had to think about whether he wanted 6 or 10 chicken balls
Dude has the sweats just ordering his food
Yeah imagine state of him eating it like a bear . Needs a big nap after 😂
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Cardio for the day
Ye, he’s got the same life expectancy as a vape shop
Thats his body's reaction on whats coming
"That's mine ordered, what's everyone else having?"
looooooooooooool
Grown ups 🤣
Walking round with moons that big and still making videos like he proud to be a greedy bastard
This 🤌👏😁😂
Hahahha😂😂😂
Shout out to your plumber
🤣🤣🤣🤣jesus
Don't worry that lot will just slip through the pipework just nicely.
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Boshhhh
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My guy memorised the menu 😳
He speaks with soo much confidence
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Hes reading it from a auto cue ;-)
watching big john order chinese is like watching an artist work at their craft
& a Diet Coke because I’m trying to watch my figure
BARSH
Its Bosh!
BEAT me to it muush lol
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Yeah it’s bosh get it right 🙄
@@RogueZebra83 To be fair mate. The variant barsh is actually fair game. Because when big john says the magic word...he hits it's up with some vigour and passion and it sounds like barsh.
Love the way he shakes his fist after every few orders😂. One step closer to his heart giving out on the toilet like elvis
Bosh as he’s having his heart pumped by people who do care about others whilst he’s eating like Augustus Gloob , Idiot of a man priding himself on causing problems for the NHS , Numpty .
Should have added a defibrillator to the order. 😂
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They built one into the salad drawer in his fridge, like when they put them in old telephone boxes
@@BarethBates
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Wouldn't it be easier to say what he doesn't want? "No salad please". Bosssshhh.😂😂😂
Heart attack BOSHHHH
Weak Boshhh
@@jaydub2546 🙄
Ain’t that the truth 😂😂😂😂
No heart attack is strong enough to take out John
@@stockpistol give it a few years
Imagine the smell of his room in the morning after a 12 hr fart sesh🤣🤣🤣
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Lol 😅
Turns to miss's "what did you want again love" 😂
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BOSH are gonna have to build him a mechanical heart. Absolute unit.
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Class 👌😂😂😂😂
Last thing he needs is £100 worth of Chinese !!!😂
Exactly Jesus
Surprised he didn't get delivery either pick up bloody hell
so true best double it and make £200
Minimum 150
Yous must be starving🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy can see the menu floating before his eyes
ready in 20 minutes??😂that microwave gonna get some hammer 😂😂😂
Chinese food is cooked super quickly because of the temperature of the wok. I used to live with a Chinese family who owned a restaurant, I never saw them use the microwave. It's just super quick to cook that's all.
@@SpaceMonkey616 calm down gok wan
@@SpaceMonkey616 did you not hear what he ordered?? 20 minutes.. give over
@widdawodda you've stolen my personality in that one comment haha
@@spinachboy1800 🤣🤣🤣
The fist pump when the order for pork balls goes in, like hes scored a great goal 😂😂😂
Next video: Big John’s Big Heart Attack
He won’t have a heart attack he eats salads the rest of the week the Chinese is just his weekend treat.
@@HuntermoodyAre you blind ?
Bosh
His cholesterol is rising faster than Conor Benn’s testosterone levels.
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Clogging up the NHS fella!!
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That's funny af
Nah... I reckon this fella pays a lot of tax. Pluu he won't make it to state pension... hero
@@xx6489 doubt it, looks like a tax dodger tbh
@@welshmaniacs16 Nah...he's not welsh
No more orders for half an hour big johns just off the phone
It's OK guys..... he's ordered 'collection' and the collection point is in Shanghai so by my estimates he'll drop around 105 billion steps which means he'll be in a 5 calorie deficit
Plot twist.... He sent both of his sons to go get it...
Guy memorized the entire Chinese menu he’s virtually bilingual.
He may as well say “can I have the whole menu minus the receipt” 😂
When your mates dad says you can order anything you like
Flipping heck John, I'm full after hearing all of that 😂
😂😂 got a funny feeling BIG Johns ordered that before 😂😂😂😂😂
At this point he might aswell buy the Chinese takeaway
Did no-one else in the house want anything
He eat it all before they get a chance
Underrated comment
@@A_PUG_WITH_THUMBS just like your life
@@spunkydydz8083 alright “be humble be dizzy” 🤫🤣
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He was panicking when she delayed the order by ten seconds guessing the price
Didn’t know you could order a heart attack in 20 min ❤
Casually outdos Big Smoke's order like its nothing
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A man who knows exactly what he wants
Yea a high cholesterol
he ordered for the whole comments section 😂😂
I Wouldn't like to treat him to Saturday night Chinese 🤣🤣🤣
... and whatever the Mrs is having 😂
Day in da life of a true brexit geeza
Have a day off you melt.
Well we know how you voted, keep crying about it.
Watching John order a Chinese is like watching Slash perform a guitar solo 🎸🤘
He looks one Chinese meal away from a major heartattack.
Or a fart attack 💨
Leave some for the rest of us 😂
"Yep, anything else?" after ordering the whole menu. 😂
Big John orders Chinese. Can I have roast duck....Chinese style.
That sounds a very good price.
Youre not wrong. 2 starters 2 mains and a couple bits and bobs sets me back at least £45
Noodles chips curry sauce and boiled rice - . £25. For me wtf 😂
@Rdzr1.0 that's a £12 order your getting fucked
I thought it was going to be heaps more money than that , in Australia it costs around 20 bucks for each dish.
I get the feeling he's a regular and prob gets a discount 😂
No1 can order Chinese like big John respect
John : **orders for 20 minutes**
Her : So just the usual then is it?
When they ask " do you want the 6 or 10 rolls " lol 😂 dont they know the answer for big John 😂
Say as you like but this guy had good manners.. Lots of please and thankyou's ❤️
Because if he wasnt, the foid would be narsty
Hes hoping to get extras
His blood type is curry sauce
20 mins? he's does this every Tuesday 🤣
Chinese takeaways ain't open on a Tuesday pal
@@psykhsno they ain't it's like they're sunday
Chow Ming! Bosh!
Cha Ming….that does my head in when he says that ffs John knock it on head mate 😎
I know it's painful listening...
He might not be doing this in January 2025 unless he wakes up to his eating habits 😮
No way that's 100 quid. She probably missed a third of your order 😄
Thought the same
I really want to get our menu out the cupboard and add it all up but I just can’t be arsed, no way that lot only came to hundred quid tho!
@stuart Munnery lol 😂 good man
Just sounded loads even for £120
Or somehow he managed to edit the video. Idk 🤔
I thought that was a bit cheap
go one big guy buy the shop happy new year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Would've been quicker to say 'Can I have the menu please'.
Would’ve been easier to say what he didn’t want
@@bz.27k15 🤣😂👍🏾
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"Anything else", yeah if you can remortgage my house that would be great 🤣🤣🤣
The big smoke of England.
Big John's funeral will be the talk of the local Chinese kitchen next year. He,s so awsome.😎 😂
I love big John he is hilarious but I do worry about him having so many takeaways don’t want him having a heart attack on us 😢
Must have been hungry.
Think hes had a hard january on the toast🤣🤣🤣🤣
To sum it up in other words ,can I have a hart attack!
No, a heart attack maybe..
be alright unless jabbed
It's for a group of them
Fair play John for remembering your starters.
Heart attack waiting to happen
Bosh
Bro forgot the one thing and he probably ended up kicking himself how did he not get salt and pepper ribs or bbq ribs 😬
It's the way she goes...."yes anything else "
Actually quite cheap. In London that's easily £250+
Robbing bastards and only idiots would pay that
Feel sorry for his wife I bet his bedroom stinks like a chicken coop in the morning 😂😂😂
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Now there's a strain on the NHS if ever I have seen one!
#heartattackcomingsoon
How he says "mein" really grinds my gears...
Dudes the British version of Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas 🤣
This ,kids, is what we call an oxygen thief.
What are you on about?
Stop being jealous coz you can’t afford £100 from your dole money.
Energy drink as well......big John's a machine😂
As if 6 chicken balls was going to be his answer 😂
😂😂😂 definitely microwaved in his local
You eat those first few dishes with your mouth, you eat the rest of the dishes with your heart 😎
This is what we now call entertainment 😂
Sir , you've cleaned us out , sorry out of stock sir !! 😂
I wonder if big John realises you can buy cheaper heart attacks
"Anything else?"
"Yeah,what else ya got?"
He nearly forgot his womans mini spring rolls 😂 😂😂
"A portion of chips" lmaooooo.
His nickname has to be the buffets nightmare
I bet there's no cats in Big John's neighbourhood
For goodness sakes, he must be joking 😂😂😂
And a can of diet coke aswell please 😂
My guys out of breath just ordering
Need to try this special char-mean
You must have won the lottery John to be able to afford that lot ! 🤣
Christ....furocity and that Chinese!! 😂😂😂
😂😂 Solly mate we closed, bosh, 😂
‘ film this, I’m gonna read out the menu’
He knows all this off by heart. Lol
Bosh .. will be the noise when his heart attack makes him hit the floor
Hes alwsys asking for them to be (charming) 😂😂😂😂
One meal away from a heart attack
'' ... That was for starters, are you ready to write down my mains? ''
Very charming