Every Band Instrument Described in 54 seconds

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[@jyacthepianoman]

i can confirm i play the fluorescent light

[@RazorWave777]

Marvelous

[@anthony-ud4to]

Me too, and the jazz florescent light, and the alto sax but cooler, and the tuba woodwind, and the.............. and on and on

[@Fizzistuff_the_best]

I play the fluorescent light too! 😂

[@brylanfaulkner7477]

I play it jazzy

[@kak6157]

I play the fluorescent light but jazz

[@destroyernet123]

As my band's bari sax who has to compensate for the lack of cooperation from our tuba, I agree with this statement. I want a bass sax so badly.

[@chasemalyn3327]

As a bass sax owner/ player bass sax is definitely a dream

[@gugmiowas1584]

YOU AND I HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON 😂😭

[@noahshupenko]

Thought that as a sophomore in high school, I was the only one. I guess I’m not the only one has to deal with this this year lol. Keep it up.

[@wanderingpanda6871]

im our bands bari but i get 2 tubas thankfully

[@kiytheghost371]

I play bari sax, and for 3 years we had no tuba but then when I got to high school I was told to play tuba lol (now I play bari sax and tuba + a whole lot of other woodwinds)

[@No__one1]

I play the fluorescent light and the cooler jazzy fluorescent light, and these are both very accurate descriptions

[@kinzleee]

ME TOO

[@serenegenerally]

Honestly that took me OUT

[@kelseyfowler9788]

As a jazzy florescent light player, I can confirm this is all true

[@ToadzDaBite]

“Tobacco pipe, but large.”
Accurate.

[@RazorWave777]

Yes

[@yurtnurtgarr]

As a tobacco pipe I wholeheartedly agree with this comment

[@RazorWave777]

@@yurtnurtgarr yes

[@callumella8812]

alternatively, farting tree

[@SS____________]

I can confirm, swimming pool reed

[@jakesevern0825]

As a trombonist, I can confirm that “big slide whistle go brrr”.

[@CheukTheGreatestOfEverything]

As a recorderist, I confirm I am in year 3 squeaking on a scrap piece of plastic and people calling my instrument a baby's clarinet

[@Weezerislifeoffical]

I can definitely confirm that tenor sax’s are better than alto sax’s ( also, no I won’t stop playing careless whisper in the middle of class )

[@notesax]

tenor sax is best

[@Youraveragebro12]

As I trombone we do have a slide and go brrr.

[@Marioslayer1690]

I play the trombone and I make car noises everyday and it’s funny and everyone in the band room just laughs and says “BRO HAS FUCKING VTEC IN HIS HONDA CIVIC!”

[@prepstarrs]

Well, looks like I play the ✨fLuReScEnT LiGhT✨

[@Octovoid]

I can confirm that big slide whistle dose in fact go brrr

[@cousincrumb6865]

euphoniums are different from baritones I swear I’m not insane

[@Omeg1776]

You aren’t lol

[@megvulpix1016]

i mean they kinda are. the bell on the baritone is more narrow and the euphoniums have a fourth valve.

[@TheRandomWolf]

⁠well baritones can sometimes have a 4th valve, euphoniums mainly just have a mellower, more resonate sound

[@lovetoreadbooks6100]

as a large tobacco pipe player myself, I’m glad you remembered we exist 😅

[@Ra1s3i.420]

I play clarinet, and I can agree. It sounds like a fluorescent light.

[@RazorWave777]

Yes

[@billdoor9038]

It does, doesn't it

[@pharthasa]

I play THE low brass, the big slide whistle, and the tuba but woodwind

[@interesting_person4957]

“Baritone - definitely not a tiny tuba”
That got me rolling

[@Doomeist]

as a tuba, but woodwind player i can confirm these are true descriptions of band insturments

[@nosema-j]

Ayyy mee too. Tuba and woodwind!

[@user-ob5dq6sq5y]

I confirm I play big slide whistle go brr and can’t hear it past 60

[@yoshi_chuck05]

0:30 I like Jazz Fluorescent lights and I play that too for about 7 years!

[@Mitt23456]

Trumpet player: OKAY I HAVE MY THREE PARTS let’s start
ME: are you forgetting something….

[@clubstep69]

As a trumpeter, I can confirm that I play the instrument that people can hear whether they want to or not.

[@dakatze1]

i play the big slide whistle and the regular jazz fluorescent light

[@anaverageusersname8676]

As a mallet percussionist I can confirm "drum i guess"

[@electricitysgaming5383]

Yessir

[@astonishing-chen]

As a “Big slide whistle go brr” player, i confirm this is true.

[@jingof35]

as a tenor player, we are much cooler than the alto layers.

[@icyfreezer-quit]

I play the jazz fluorescent light and the swimming pool reed and the tuba but woodwind

[@sophiaries3169]

I can confirm, I play the cooler jazz fluorescent light.

[@jakeroberts9097]

I love me some expensive swimming pool reeds ❤😂

[@SarahLovesTS]

OK so I play the flute And the band Director placed us right in front of the alto saxophones then she asks saxophones to be quieter idk what she expected

[@izzycorn_temmie9493]

For some reason in my band class, the flutes are in between the trumpets and right row of clarinets.

[@arandomuserofinternet]

As a trombonist, I can confirm big slide whistle go brrr.

[@Skibish]

"Big slide whistle go burr" as a trombone player I can confirm this is the truest way to describe the instrument

[@microwave_overlord]

4th trumpet is very accurate...

[@RazorWave777]

A fellow horn player, I see.

[@jojehadoesthings3095]

It depends on the piece. Most beginning and early high school band music? Yes, that is usually accurate. High level symphonies and other such advanced music? Horns are superior in every way possible. (Coming from a horn player.)

[@PotatoLife-ht9kd]

I can see it too. Being one. But NEVER mention me and my Kendall (My French horn) in the same sentence as a trumpet.

[@tyo6492]

Cries in John Philip Sousa

[@Arisoup]

As a flautist…yup we’re non existent:)

[@gripen777]

Bro managed to get quick in the url lol

[@BeautyBySierraa]

As a cooler Alto Sax, I SCREAMED IN HAPPINESS when you said that 😂

[@a_arsenist]

FINALLY ANOTHER TENOR SAX PLAYER

[@BeautyBySierraa]

@@a_arsenist HELL YAH MANNNN

[@lg_in2276]

MORE TENORS, FINALLY 😭

[@willywonker.1]

Same bro (its true tho)

[@willywonker.1]

Yesss@@lg_in2276

[@SeePoo]

as a trombone player i can confirm "big slide whistle go brr"

[@TheDoingler]

Can confirm, I play the Tuba Fluorescent Light

[@lunar_eclispe.]

Agreed. but wut is that supposed to mean tho

[@Yello96486]

I confirm I play the swimming pool reed

[@wildlifeatheart993]

I can reliably say that I do indeed posses knowledge and skill that correlates to that of the ‘swimming pool reed’

[@BFlatMarching]

0:18 EVERYWHERE. Even when you think you're safe, you'll hear us EVERYWHERE *evil villain laughter*

[@Kit-the-Kat]

Tuba florescent light was not something I expected to ever hear. Especially not to describe my instrument lol

[@thatpeepwasjexxy]

As playing a Trumpet, it's pretty accurate. :'))

[@JadedFett1138]

I can confirm that I play a tuba flouresent light and sit next to big tobacco pipes and the low brass but woodland

[@s.d.m.g5244]

Damn I can't believe my golden floruescent lights were forgotton

[@blakeblockblook5522]

you described percussion the way composers treat them

[@RazorWave777]

depends on the band

[@TobyTheThing]

I do be playing the jazzy fluorescent light

[@NeylandSmoker]

i can confirm i play the low brass and the you can hear it if you want it or not and the definitly not a tiny tuba and the jazz flourencent lights and the cooler jazz flourecent lights and the tuba but woodwind and all of the above are accurate descriptions if the instrument

[@danielmandave4634]

This is amazing

[@RazorWave777]

I can make a part 2 with orchestra.

[@danielmandave4634]

@@RazorWave777please i would love that

[@RazorWave777]

@@danielmandave4634 made the part about 2 weeks ago, I think. Sorry for not updating sooner.

[@lizziesmusicmaking]

I play you can't hear it by 60, and too small, forgot to put in this list (piccolo) plus non-band instruments. I had a go on the swimming pool reed, which was interesting, but found it was too long and heavy for me to play comfortably.

[@Your-Average-Nerd]

I wish I could say something funny like I play fluorescent light but nobody would hear me (flute moment)

[@rowans.corner]

i can confirm i play the tuba fluorescent light

[@ssgjfox2089]

First 100% accurate representation of French horn I’ve seen in a while

[@brendanlow586]

As a tiny tuba, but not tiny tuba player, I can confirm this is 100% correct.

[@Elixza]

Ah yes I play the alto sax but cooler and the fluorescent light
And I remember playing the “ what the hell is this?!” In elementary school

[@anxiety7.7]

I am 100% positive I play the jazz fluorescent light..

[@a_arsenist]

this is very true information I do play the cooler alto sax

[@sylvia5925]

i play tuba fluorescent light and i love that description

[@WubbleDubble1]

I, as a trombonist, can confirm this. Slide whistle + trumpet = trombone

[@eVlogs10]

boom, exactly what i'm saying. i'm a trombonist too❤

[@Mr.Penguin012]

Yes, yes, percussion is very drum

[@greekguy2259]

All the trombones nerds in the comments: Holy frick he showed a contrabass trombone

[@bobe_himself]

going from swimming pool reed and learning large tobacco pipe, wish me luck 🥶

[@Lifewurfavlylaaa]

I can tell you guys I play the big slide whistle go brrr

[@steelewg1007]

Valve trombone: I don’t know what I Identify as
Bass trombone: better tuba
Piccolo trombone: a practical joke
Bass trumpet: marching baritone
I don’t play all of these.

[@ThatBananaHatCat]

I play jazzy fluorescent light ✨

[@2003-Toyota-Corolla]

Can confirm I play the big slide whistle

[@moist_soup7215]

Fun fact: the trombone image is of a contrabass trombone

[@eVlogs10]

cool -fellow trombone player

[@CountryVR404]

As a tuba player I can confirm that we are LOW

[@yeetwif9306]

I played the fluoresent light for a lil and i play the swimming reed

[@tab0010]

At least the bass clarinet wasn’t forgotten ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@ItzRaleigh]

I am THE low brass, aka one of the most under appreciated instruments in my band

[@jennifermorrey7378]

I can confirm I play big slide whistle go brrrrrrr

[@BackscratchOOGABOOGA]

Big slidey thing go brrrrr is me

[@S01stice_]

im a jazz florescent light 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mikhasusandi-wg6sm]

I cherish the fluoriscent light.

[@Acousticgirrafe23]

Slide whistle does indeed go brr

[@phantom8856]

I do infact play on swimming pool reeds

[@theautisticdoomgod]

I play a different from baritones tiny tuba as my primary, and my secondary as drum, i guess.

[@Wasbs]

"The fourth trumpet part"
BRO, WE CAN SOUND LIKE TRUMPETS, I SWEAR. We don't try to, but we can.

[@RazorWave777]

Exactly, it just happens.

[@kaylabourgeois3549]

I love my tuba fluorescent light

[@user-kb3sd8gq8u]

*reads the music*
Music: Ran out of F-Horn music, do trumpet 4 music
Me: OH COME ON I'M THE ONLY FRENCH HORN IN THE BAND

[@zexrexgamingyt9161]

I play the jazz flourescent light coincidentally it sounds like a cool name.

[@TromboneBro]

Indeed Big Slide do go brrr

[@themonarchof3231]

I refer to my section as lower brass

[@flair1681]

Damn I won’t be able to hear my own instrument by 60 ig
Also, “Tobacco pipe, but large” is hilarious

[@TheManOfManyNames.]

haha gold slide whistle go brrrrrr

[@WartHawg8196]

I can confirm i play the 4th trumpet part

[@BluYoshdud]

you got all of my so far played insturments here they were: Trombone Euphonium and Bassoon And Snare

[@undergr0und_]

They shall accept the wrath of the trumpets, “whether they want to or not.” One day they’ll see…

[@sambishoppercussion]

Yes definitely the marimba is a drum 😂😂

[@pukalo]

RIP alto clarinet

[@swiftieizzy13]

i love playing the swimming pool reed

[@rlandlegofan98]

WE ARE DIFERENT FROM THE BARITONE, I PROMISE!

[@-Starza-offical.]

Trombone baritone euphonium and tuba are mine.

[@virkaushal9211]

I play jazz fluorescent lights and tuba but woodwind

[@Elemental029]

0:24
Yes, just yes

[@faralan1208]

I play the jazzy fluorescent light, and can confirm, that is accurate

[@aidanlanterman3755]

Hehehehe big slide whistle go brrrrrr

[@Umbrakinesis207]

Ah yes the vibraphone, my favorite drum

[@YourAverageInnovationOfficer]

the trumpet is so accurate :skull: