Taekwondo Learns to Clone Herself in TABS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Taekwondo Learns to Clone Herself in TABS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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Battle of El Dorado
Explorers:
5 Teachers (Explorers)
2 Ballistas (3 Cheerleaders Each) (Machine Guns)
1 Priest (Old Map Owner)
3 Spear Throwers (Native Guides)
Natives:
10 Chieftains (Native Warriors)
2 Rock Throwers (Native Hunters)
1 King (Native Chief)
3 Spear Throwers (Native Slaves)
If The Explorers loose 1 Time, they enlist the help of the Jungle Tree Tribe (+1 Tree Giant)
If the Natives loose 1 Time, they enlist the help of The Cow Gods (+4 Minotaurs)
If the Explorers loose twice, they get another expedition (+5 Teachers)
If the Natives loose twice, they get an allied tribe to help them (+5 Chieftains)
Finally if a team looses 3 times they get the help of a powerful wandering warrior who loves battle, The Jaguar and his friends (+3 Jarls)
Please try it and stuff thanks! :D
That sounds awesome
So nice
bruh
you copied this you dork
Eme rald from who?
0:30 BALLS OF STEEL, that dodge though
0:40 WTF is that kick!? Also he kicked him at the balls again
1:34 AMAZING DEFLECTION
2:14 that 360 back kick though
2:31 that samurai is skinny and when the firework arrow blew he's sword flew at the fireworkarcher and landed
3:06 the samurai rlly needs to start a diet
3:45 THE EPIC BUTT KICK
4:38 SENSEI DAB, also I agree with the sentence
5:54 THE LEGENDARY MIDAIR SWORD KILL
7:26 yep, I agree it was a legendary move
8:23 no one gonna talk about the monkey king that got head shotted by his own teammate?
9:00 first, a taekwondo at the sg's back got shot at the butt and then it looks like the sg got pushed at the back, second, that's how u kiss a sg
9:16 oh, it's actually another nut shot
9:36 DOUBLE DODGE
10:17 THE MYTHICAL NUT SHOT
Pretty sure I'd fall to my knees from that 0:30
He has balls of steel
Overrated comment
Roblox
Nah he got bad balls
Haha
She even dodged the monk's first attack
When you deflect every arrow but walk into them while they explode, killing half your army:
*Excellent move*
Change Excellent move to cha cha real smooth
It should be 'Outstanding move'
King Ghidorah *Modern problems require modern solutions*
Temporary knock-out, don't worry
He had a terrible case of the sh** XD that got me
Ikr XD
Same
Lol
Yup
I think it should be changed into his butt instead i dont like it im a christian
The nut shot. My favourite line😂😂
Hahaha
NotanUllrbtw LEGENDARY NUT SHOT
Instead of johnny sweep the leg it should be johnny kick the nuts
Same
What about the legendary nut shot😂
2:38 "not the nut shot!"
Other archer: do not worry my brethren
no reply here
REPLY HERE
XD
No reply here just checking da lieks
7:19 is even better just press my reply on 7:19 I swear it's soo funny
Crotch: * exists*
Taekwondo: I'm about to end this man
I think you mean, “I’m about to end his kids.”
Travis David reeee
Travis David omg that makes sense
0:30 Right up the crouch, that dodge though
You could hear the impact
Eww
3:29 the samurai toked some serious drugs
I love how you integrate random things that happen in the game into the storyline. It certainly makes for entertaining videos.
4:58
Shogun: omayua mu shindeiru.
Taekwondo:Naniiiii?!!!
Taekwondo is from Korea . ....
*does nut shot*
@@mk.115 ever heard of a FREAKING JOKE?
Monkey King I am The King Of Dynasty!
Taeknowdo:Fight me Then
*runs cuz has a very bad case of the Poop*
This is actually good...I love the story line and the *_nut shot._*
What a great video indeed.
When she's upset:
Kick right at your ball
Kick at your ball sack
i think she broke his balls
@Captain Feesh the taelkwondo in the story is a girl im starting to getting triggered!!!
@@imjohn9647 Die?
It's a he
Tabs Central: samurai giant has a horrible case of the sh***
Me: HEYYY I THOUGHT THIS CHANNEL WAS FAMILY FRIENDLY
*$wearing is allowed during battles*
No
iHarvest 123 me too
Pokemon battle
Me:go taekwondo
Gary:go other dynasty faction
Me:use nut shot
System:super effective
0:30 Ooh rip 😂😂
2:50 did the firework archer just say oof or roblox Death sound?
The oof did not came from Roblox it can from Messiah ending it's a PC game.
Cause IT IS!
@@gachaboy8386 its from Roblox bro
OOF
The oof noise came from messiah
5:53 Shogun friend fall in the pit of doom
EXELENT
0:28 *ULTRA INSTINCT CONFIRMED*
Monkey king vs taekwondo girl
Taekwondo girl uses nut shot
"Its very effective"
Monkey king:defeated instantly
Good luck getting getting monk kids
Me when I tell my girlfriend "no you can't get my money!"
Yeah but,it's tabs alright
Captain Feesh girl
Captain Feesh how do you know
"But the man literally could not speak because to become a ninja they must remove their tongue" my favorite line ever
4:37 soo.... no ones gonna talk about sensei dab?
What he really dab
He dab
No no were not
2:07 Kicked The Monk and managed to balance her body on top of the fence
Wow that's some nice moves she got
👌
Its a she bruh
Didnt yu read the story?
2:11
Nu dat not a takwando
Dat a Monk
he talking to the taekwando not the monk
Ninja dont speak to become a ninja they need to lose theur tong... two sec later: talks to his sensei
I just realized that
Sign language
3:48 oh she taught him a lesson alright
Zeus : artemis lets take her down!
Artemis : sure! Lets bring ice giant too!
1:37 OMG ITS WORK !
R.I.P monkey king XD
The samurai giant origin story please it would make a great backstory
Well when a samurai and a giant love each other very much...
No some samurai ate too many jelly filled donuts.
3:18 He literally could not speak
4:11 He went and ASKED taekwondo if she could.... wait a minute.
TABS- defying logic since whenever this game came out.
7:18 the legendary nut shot made me laugh
0:30 low blow
1:34 *SAMURAI REFLECTS FIREWORK SHOT*
*MONK GOT SHOT IN THE LEG*
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!?!?!?!!??
Deflects*
@@meadknight1127 ohh its deflects hahahah(what's wrong with me and my phone typing)
@@blackandwhitecats4243 yea sure
@@blackandwhitecats4243 it's okay man, we all make mistakes😁.
@@neptuuna9107 what do you mean "yea sure" every people make mistakes and it's "yeah" not "yea"
0:30 10 photos taken before death
😂😂😂😂😂😂
now we can do a mortal kombat fight in TABS cause now we have our perfect jonnhy cage
0:28 Ohhhh. That Is a Painful place on a foot to be....😅
subject Jake #15 no more monks babys
No Monk(s) Could Live no more with The Nut Shots 😂😂
But is it...
2:50 it's just me or somebody falled on the samurai
0:30 that kick
Việt Nam à
0:29 It was at this moment he knew he screwed up
The famous nut shot I laughed so much
3:08 fat samurai boi
The taekwondo could also be a man, men in Asia sometimes like keeping their hair long and tying their hair up into buns or ponytails.
0:30 is she really that upset
"ONE KICK MAN!!!!"
But she is a girl
@@user-tx9xq2zu8p theres no gender on the tabs characters cause they're all polygon there for its non binary
0:31 THE FIRST NUT SHOT and she also just dodged the monks staff attack
1:34 whoever just deflect that firework arrow to the monks knee ur a OG LEGEND
2:03 hahahaha lol, if u keep an eye on taekwondo u can see that she is stuck inside of the monks arm
2:29 thats one of the most skinniest samurai ever
2:33 oh, if u keep an eye on to the skinny samurai's sword u can see that its just standing like 45 degrees
3:44 THE FIRST BUTT SHOT
5:54 did ya'll see that the shogun just hitted ninja in midair
6:44 "he had a terrible case of this shits" 😂😂😂 love that line
7:23 OOOOHHHHH THE SECONDARY NUT SHOT
8:23 i think friendly fire just got him in the head
9:00 😂 lol, the taekwondo just got hit in the back with a firework arrow and boosted into giant samurai's butt
9:46 my goodness, that taekwondo with the firework arrow on her feet just dodged an arrow that was going for her FACE
10:17 AND FINALLY THE LAST NUT SHOT
Your stories have the right amount of stupid that makes these skits hilarious. Keep on going with these :)
she knows krata already by that boi shot XD
0:44 naw dip he was in pain didn’t you see the opening kick she landed on him he is never going to have kids
4:29 gosh a ninja star stuck in his balls that must hurt
Monk:hello young lady
Taekwondo: 0:30
Little did they know that the taekwondo and the dragon is actually a d u d e
I love the story u should do more
0:43 now that’s how you dab on somebody
4:38 How Could That Sensei Dabbing! He Break Dab Police Rules!
And that one "monk" don't now how to stand it's head 1:18 "pause"
Lol
5:45
Shogun:TAKE THAT
Ninja: no u
Perfect
The first hit on the monk must have hurt
0:31 the worst way to go out
7:48 insert Naruto OST - Raising fighting spirit
O1k
The award winning best nut shot is
Taekwondo lady
4:41 oh so he need new nuts
Hahahah
I hate my life
0:30 the Monk won't be having children anytime soon after that kick...
0:31 woah! after the nutshot taekwondo lady's leg got twisted!? Kaneki?!?!
Legendary Nut Shots
5:54 ninja died falling bringing down one of the shogun’s friends
THAT TAEQUANDO AT THE SECOND FIGHT JUST KNEED THAT MONK
Old taekwondo just spamming kicking in the nuts
3:36 that samurai just saved takwandon woman’s life
0:29 whats that bone breaking sound?
Nevermind i found out what it was
Balls breaking sound
0:31 rip nuts your death will not be in vain...
0:30 THERE MUST BE COFFIN DANCE XD
I was actually taught tae-kwon-do some years back, and we were actually taught the groin-kick
him: blue guy is dumb she going to kill him
blue guy : kill her first *
ME: LOL 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I normally *really* fuckin hate nutshots but that, that was funny
6:42 "The Giant Samurai didn't have a lot of time"
He wanna pee
No
Quality writing ✍️
Me: this is gonna be an epic battle
The battle: 5:43
Me: OH COME ON
Best anime story ever!
THE MAN LOST HIS TONGUE AND JUST PROCEEDS TO BE BEATEN BY THE SQUAD OH GOD
0:30 nut shot and epic
Miss
next, tell the story how Taekwondo became Lady Red Jade, and Firework Archers became Chu Ko Nus
This episode is the best one, The samurai giant, The legendary nut shot.
00:25 lol she got so angry that she aimed for the nuggets and kicked!
THE LEGENDARY NUTSHOT XDDD
Taekwondo:*kicks nuts*
Monk:*pain*
XD
Tae=foot
Kwon=fist
Do=way
Meaning of taekwondo is the way of the foot and the fists
and the nuts
@@gavinzhu3833 dont dare change the name of taekwondo its very bad
I really like these TABS stories!
"The terrible case of the sh*tz"
I WAS WEEZING
Man the Taekwondo unit should second clone which is called the...
*NUT SHOT BOI*
Edit : i mean *NUT SHOT GIRL*
this is the best vid so far on this channel XD
The nut shot 😂💀💀💀😂
Shotgun blocking shurkins while attacking what a god
0:30 CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THAT DODGE DAMN!!
0:28 I felt that 😩
How did he speak with the sensei If he is mute? 4:03
Sign language
You have encounterd a wild pokemon.
IT'S MONKEY KING
TAEKWONDO-USE.....NUT SHOT!
Its really effective
Monkey king has fainted.
Taekwondo:*dab
Narrator: "Monk retreated, ashamed and in pain"
Me: "Serves him right."
2:30 thats foul