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  • @stardragon7893
    @stardragon7893 3 роки тому +3956

    "Yeetley deet, I'm about to meet the street!" Famous last words of Florida Lad, 2021.

    • @playerjj5196
      @playerjj5196 3 роки тому +63

      HIS NAME WAS REGRETTTT!!!

    • @stardragon7893
      @stardragon7893 3 роки тому +53

      @@playerjj5196 He was a son of Florida Man, therefore, I called him Florida Lad.

    • @GoldCraft55
      @GoldCraft55 3 роки тому +24

      That part got me dying 🤣

    • @shathinchittum137
      @shathinchittum137 3 роки тому +22

      That's probably one of my favorite quotes from graystillplays

    • @huntiron2605
      @huntiron2605 3 роки тому +2

      @Tom Simons ᨆ Fake

  • @eurogryphon
    @eurogryphon 3 роки тому +868

    "Spooky is just Diet Scary."
    --GrayStillPlays

  • @FatLPsGhost
    @FatLPsGhost 3 роки тому +1864

    "It's illegal to be homeless."
    Ah, realistic simulation.

  • @yourleftshoelace1594
    @yourleftshoelace1594 2 роки тому +171

    10:52 I Can confirm that women hang out in the bathroom wearing bikinis. It is, in fact, our favorite pastime.

    • @sal8413
      @sal8413 Рік тому +12

      100% we do it all the time😌

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. Рік тому +5

      WTF IS HAPPENING IN THE 21ST CENTURY, I WANT TO GO BACK TO 1939

    • @jwbroom
      @jwbroom 4 місяці тому +1

      Yep definitely 😅

    • @mafuyume
      @mafuyume 2 місяці тому +1

      right?? why else do you think we spend so much time in there?

  • @eurogryphon
    @eurogryphon 3 роки тому +962

    The shark isn't swimming sideways, it's _powersliding._

  • @Craigmeowmeow
    @Craigmeowmeow 3 роки тому +2265

    “Yeedely deet, there will be no world peace”
    “Yeedely deet, I’m about to meet the street”
    My favorite quotes

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 3 роки тому +306

    “I became a employee that should be in prison”
    Me: Nah, he just sped run life while being GrayStillPlays

  • @Piaapo
    @Piaapo 2 роки тому +140

    This game is how my anxiety imagines life to be like

  • @RobinVariety3446
    @RobinVariety3446 3 роки тому +250

    "I like how trying lose I ended up winning"
    - GrayStillPlays Aug 11, 2021

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 3 роки тому +4

      I kinda want to it IRL, since trying to win and usually losing isn't working out. At the least, I could fail successfully.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 роки тому

      E‎‎

  • @CavemanZerron
    @CavemanZerron 3 роки тому +112

    Gray, please play this again, i feel like theres so much potential

  • @superwhatevergamin9634
    @superwhatevergamin9634 3 роки тому +332

    "Alphabet of Hepititus", leave it to Gray to outshine Gray at being creative with his sadomasochistic, Florida Man levels of describing literally anything.

  • @SOAPhia083
    @SOAPhia083 Рік тому +13

    “Spooky is just diet scary”
    I’ve never heard something that sounds absolutely insane but borderline makes sense💀

  • @Halden.
    @Halden. 3 роки тому +619

    “Yeetley Deet, There Will Be No World Peace” is the name of my autobiography.

  • @reyrick01
    @reyrick01 3 роки тому +80

    “Chaos is a friend of mine.”
    - Bob Dylan
    Gray I didn’t know you knew Bob Dylan!

  • @SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv
    @SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv 3 роки тому +233

    I really thought it was gonna go “it’s very inappropriate to massage your boss, you’re fired effective immediately” then “so now it’s acceptable” because that’s the game

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 2 роки тому +4

      I'd still make his same mistakes though

    • @eleithias
      @eleithias 2 роки тому +11

      Same. Thought it might be "now you're my husband/live in slave". Tbh kind of glad it didn't go that way.....

  • @emilylavigne9402
    @emilylavigne9402 2 роки тому +426

    I wish Gray's commentary could just follow me around as I go through my day, life would be so much more exciting 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cava728
    @cava728 3 роки тому +276

    “Ok we’re playing a game where the longer you live the more you wish you were *DEAD* “
    Ok now only person I know would say that is a gray and he did say it he did

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 3 роки тому +724

    Gray: "I tried to think of a name that embodies this child's entire future... the only thing I could come up with was 'Regret'."
    Me: I'm surprised he didn't go with Bud Light or Alcoholism. : )

    • @ok.5985
      @ok.5985 3 роки тому +22

      or *Pain*

    • @bejamigas0
      @bejamigas0 3 роки тому +13

      @@ok.5985 OR *despair*

    • @notN329
      @notN329 3 роки тому +8

      @@bejamigas0 or sadness

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 роки тому +3

      E‎‎

    • @__Elysium__
      @__Elysium__ 3 роки тому +6

      Or depression

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 3 роки тому +427

    Okay, comparing your run to Kevin's runs, it's really looking like the only chance for a happy romantic life is with, of all things, THE GORILLA. You missed out on jungle wedded bliss there, Gray! But hey, your guy ended up king of the island at the end, so -- draw?

  • @astro3324
    @astro3324 3 роки тому +23

    10:35 hes right we all watch his channel just for him to pick the stupid answers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @phatcat10101
    @phatcat10101 3 роки тому +339

    Top ten sentences that can solve war: "Alright we're checking out the only game."

    • @imaginationepic1839
      @imaginationepic1839 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah it makes the enemy cower in fear.

    • @nymphie2313
      @nymphie2313 3 роки тому +1

      it doesn’t solve war… it starts it…

    • @thefilipinogamertfg
      @thefilipinogamertfg 3 роки тому +5

      *Sir, an army of Florida men are charging towards us*
      *Excuse me, W H A T?!*

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 3 роки тому +4

      He solves war by destroying both sides

    • @Rintor35OP
      @Rintor35OP 3 роки тому +1

      What is game name

  • @mamasam5180
    @mamasam5180 3 роки тому +78

    “I could have gotten it if I hadn’t spent all my money on these coffees!”
    🤣 that hits close to home

  • @sgs_gurkgoat6601
    @sgs_gurkgoat6601 3 роки тому +1736

    Me: “I wonder what Gray is doing.”
    “Oh he is dating gorillas now .”
    **clicks**

    • @cadetkeywan
      @cadetkeywan 3 роки тому +21

      Only OGs of this video remember the gorilla thumbnail

    • @kortneywoitas864
      @kortneywoitas864 3 роки тому +2

      Kevin also choose the gorilla

    • @Chxllz69
      @Chxllz69 3 роки тому +3

      G o r I l l a s

    • @Chxllz69
      @Chxllz69 3 роки тому +1

      @Death Nightmare og life’s matter

    • @imascrub01
      @imascrub01 3 роки тому

      lol

  • @Rish14
    @Rish14 3 роки тому +10

    8:31 Yeedly deet about to meet the street 🤣😂

  • @BirthdayIsALie
    @BirthdayIsALie 3 роки тому +249

    “It’s not like it’s dirty, it looks like someone power washed it with feces.”

    • @OverHeed
      @OverHeed 3 роки тому +3

      Seems legit

    • @floatingnecc4842
      @floatingnecc4842 3 роки тому +7

      @TommyInnit 🅥 ah yes, tommyinnit who joined 2 days ago

    • @dabestorkposta
      @dabestorkposta 3 роки тому +4

      "Congratulations sponge, you now have the entire alphabet of hepatitus!"

    • @majungasaurus6814
      @majungasaurus6814 3 роки тому

      @TommyInnit 🅥 no

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 роки тому

      E‎‎

  • @lancratot5066
    @lancratot5066 3 роки тому +166

    Gray : Alright, we're checking out the only game where the longer you live the more you wish you were dead...
    Me : Let me guess... Life ?

  • @littlebrotherbigsister
    @littlebrotherbigsister 3 роки тому +320

    This is the only show that makes me laugh because of something random 😂😂😂😂

  • @huntsketchup1684
    @huntsketchup1684 3 роки тому +34

    *”Well congratulations spongey you now have the entire alphabet of Hepatitis”* favorite quotes of all time 😂

  • @insanecowstar3008
    @insanecowstar3008 3 роки тому +188

    I feel like the dad should have a mullet, and he was trying to feed Regret some Bud Light.

  • @traitormike7800
    @traitormike7800 3 роки тому +512

    I dont know why but grey always finds a way to make me laugh, like "Congratulations Spongey, you now have the entire alphabet of hepatitis"

    • @no-pk7xl
      @no-pk7xl 3 роки тому +8

      LMAO THAT'S MY FAVOURITE PART

    • @darcysv
      @darcysv Рік тому

      FR

    • @Str8rollin2
      @Str8rollin2 Рік тому

      You said grey instead of gray😂😂🤣🤣
      Grammer😂

    • @BlubberGubber
      @BlubberGubber 8 місяців тому

      @@Str8rollin2nerd 🤓🤓🤓

    • @BlubberGubber
      @BlubberGubber 8 місяців тому

      @@Str8rollin2and it’s grammar, look who’s bad with grammar now

  • @dextermadronio
    @dextermadronio 3 роки тому +564

    Ah, yes another life simulator game. Gray can easily ruin lives by this one.

  • @alexxx1461
    @alexxx1461 3 роки тому +30

    Dad's have evolved with breastfeeding

  • @Hi-xt5qk
    @Hi-xt5qk 3 роки тому +240

    there's a game called bit life and there are some fantastic physics you can do more you can make choices on the game and the one thing that I love about it is there is a murder button ✨👍🏻 fantastic physics ain't it.

    • @Hi-xt5qk
      @Hi-xt5qk 3 роки тому +8

      One thing I like about it is that you can make other lives and name yourself after you're done with your one life or you can press the menu and make another life and name yourself and you can save the life that you were playing on -

    • @guard-keywolf
      @guard-keywolf 3 роки тому +2

      Ah yes BitLife

    • @mastersvante4200
      @mastersvante4200 3 роки тому +16

      Hmmmn hes played that like alot

    • @andynilsennot4329
      @andynilsennot4329 3 роки тому +3

      @i Play Sometimes shut

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 3 роки тому +6

      I thought he played that already, but considering all the iOS/android
      "Life simulation" games he's played, it's easy mixing them up.

  • @hatennafromhoenn
    @hatennafromhoenn 3 роки тому +66

    "Sir, it is illegal to be homeless."
    What's next, will it be illegal to be in jail?

  • @frtruck
    @frtruck 3 роки тому +151

    i love how the first decision he made was trying to drink his dad's milk.

    • @ultimategennix
      @ultimategennix 3 роки тому +3

      Um...

    • @frtruck
      @frtruck 3 роки тому

      @@ultimategennix what is your um, sir?

    • @ManifiestingADream
      @ManifiestingADream 3 роки тому

      @@frtruck lol...

    • @caetri
      @caetri 3 роки тому +6

      Here's the thing I'm glad because the dad took off his shirt but what if he picked the mom

    • @Arush019
      @Arush019 3 роки тому

      I like how you commented while watching 5 seconds of the video (same with me)

  • @Ackleox
    @Ackleox 2 роки тому +14

    6:24 who realised that regret was 20 and Olga was 35

  • @faeri_
    @faeri_ 3 роки тому +30

    9:05 “Awwwwww shieeeeeeeeet.” I lost it 😭

  • @TheRealAlpha2
    @TheRealAlpha2 3 роки тому +61

    It's times like this you start to think, "I'm trying far too hard in game development."

  • @easytosayuser729
    @easytosayuser729 3 роки тому +385

    I love how gray just goes for “Florida man” every time he plays any life game

  • @moksha.m
    @moksha.m 2 роки тому +7

    3:43 the fact that I have dressed as a banana for Halloween made this 10x as funny to me

  • @elainadeeter9788
    @elainadeeter9788 3 роки тому +33

    "That is a freaking shark." Yeah, a shark that failed it's evolution classes.

    • @YoruNocteOld
      @YoruNocteOld 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 3 роки тому +2

      Wait is this a DangerouslyFunny crossover? He's doing the fish eat everything simulator again.

  • @TremelJackson
    @TremelJackson 3 роки тому +328

    I've been trying to beat this game for ever now and this is the perfect walkthrough I needed.

  • @denne22222
    @denne22222 3 роки тому +44

    Eating a snickers, the toilet comes up, and I can no longer chew, the laughter starts, and Gray nearly indirectly kills me with humor.
    I'm just glad to be alive to enjoy more machoism.
    Will be more careful in the future!

  • @spoofriver
    @spoofriver 2 роки тому +7

    Someone make a comic fully based on Gray’s commentary.

  • @spleens665
    @spleens665 3 роки тому +187

    “Yeetley Deet, There Will Be No World Peace”
    i'm putting that as my yearbook quote

  • @alexs6746
    @alexs6746 3 роки тому +57

    “Yeetele deet I’m about to meet the street” shall be my last words

    • @EthanTRM
      @EthanTRM 3 роки тому +3

      NO IM NOT RETRYING

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +540

    “Spooky is just diet scary”
    He’s speaking the language of the gods

  • @scarylarryboss1
    @scarylarryboss1 Рік тому +4

    7:17
    HAH MY GUY IS LIKE: AHHAA YESS
    meanwhile the ad: Evony: The King's Return
    Sponsored

  • @link_master2814
    @link_master2814 3 роки тому +94

    Gray:"What kind of of masochistic fetishism is going on here?!"
    Me: Gray that's your entire channel its so realistic.

  • @MorningRose370
    @MorningRose370 3 роки тому +18

    I love it when Gray screams "What the hell is THIS?"

  • @Justlov4
    @Justlov4 3 роки тому +11

    some of those choices were very unexpected yet somehow still expected since it is Gray playing LMAO

  • @Elite_Defender
    @Elite_Defender Рік тому +3

    Gray just made by far the most Hollywood worthy storyline to ever exist

  • @FatYoshi619
    @FatYoshi619 3 роки тому +102

    "apparently SOMEONE POWERWASHED IT WITH FAECES."
    best line ever

  • @waylonjessicaehlers1335
    @waylonjessicaehlers1335 3 роки тому +186

    gray: welcome to the only game where the longer you live more you wish you were dead
    me:that's just life man

  • @RedTrashPanda7
    @RedTrashPanda7 3 роки тому +17

    "Power washed it with feces" omg I've never heard those words put together like that!
    🤣
    Yeetle Lee deet I'm about to meet the street!!

  • @Fedd_ambushiscool4L
    @Fedd_ambushiscool4L 2 роки тому +3

    8:12 “Alright, do the- do the Fortnite dance.” “And then- ‘YEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!’”

  • @ApothecaryAsh
    @ApothecaryAsh 3 роки тому +21

    Best birthday present, thank you Gray 💜

  • @luked7525
    @luked7525 3 роки тому +92

    "Regret, Regret, Regret"
    "Catchy, any Idea what it means?"
    "Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret The Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

  • @simplified8068
    @simplified8068 3 роки тому +103

    ‘Don’t skip leg day, Don’t skip le- OUH’ -GrayStillPlays 2021.

  • @Tarika916
    @Tarika916 Рік тому +2

    Manager: Massage my leg
    Also Manager: It is inappropriate to massage a manager, your fired

  • @Josh.V
    @Josh.V 3 роки тому +11

    12:05 when he said "wait a minute" i lost it.

  • @tommyfox854
    @tommyfox854 3 роки тому +65

    I have a feeling that if you didn't become a UA-camr, this playthrough would've been your fate; I don't know why, it's just a gut feeling.
    Also "Yeddely deet, I'm about to meet the street." is a *FANTASTIC* line Gray, had me laughing! XD

  • @ridgecat4408
    @ridgecat4408 3 роки тому +13

    I like the new editing grays editor has implemented

  • @alilly4584
    @alilly4584 2 роки тому +3

    *"If there's one thing I'm good at, it's dissapointing my parents"* same🤩

  • @jaygamings6888
    @jaygamings6888 3 роки тому +17

    "We're checking out the only game where the longer you live the more you wish you were dead."
    Isn't that just called 'life'?

  • @adman1381
    @adman1381 3 роки тому +7

    We go from torturing an entire planet, to torturing a single man.
    Florida Man is a menace to all realms.

  • @alliewilliams4050
    @alliewilliams4050 3 роки тому +17

    FINALLY!!! I got the notification and pretty darn close to when it uploaded!!! That’s a win!

  • @Foxyman-zp3jj
    @Foxyman-zp3jj Рік тому +1

    THE PART HE SAID ''
    the sponge said NOOOOOOO!!!! ''

    • @coreycole2786
      @coreycole2786 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🇬🇧🇦🇺

  • @blackstonewhitestoneracist4753
    @blackstonewhitestoneracist4753 3 роки тому +46

    Gray: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
    Me: yeah everything is gonna go wrong.

  • @oliverschmidt3814
    @oliverschmidt3814 3 роки тому +37

    Actually, before some of the civil rights movements, it actually was illegal to be homeless, this law was put into place in southern states after union soldiers moved out, it was made so that former plantation owners could purchase convicts to do slave work , this was called the Convict Lease.

    • @danielmallory4687
      @danielmallory4687 2 роки тому +1

      Its illegal to be homeless in some states still it's even more illegal to live in your car

  • @ultimatemymotivationgaveup1808
    @ultimatemymotivationgaveup1808 3 роки тому +31

    Gray: *goes to the playstore to get some games for content*
    the playstore: "oh no he's back...."

  • @prof_cringe
    @prof_cringe 2 роки тому +5

    13:18 I am so pleased nothing else happened here

  • @Gboysonic
    @Gboysonic 3 роки тому +42

    I miss when gray would play "what it takes until it brakes" with all his games.

    • @dhhfgfffdd9206
      @dhhfgfffdd9206 3 роки тому

      You do know he swiped his wife and children, yes?

  • @puppetmasky6936
    @puppetmasky6936 3 роки тому +11

    14:08 LoL how being homeless is become illegal? 😂

  • @withfam8246
    @withfam8246 7 місяців тому +1

    Gray: *Jumps off building*
    Also Gray: "Yeetilydeet I'm about to meet the street!"

  • @mohammadadnanbabelli7957
    @mohammadadnanbabelli7957 3 роки тому +16

    2:02
    who lives in a pineapple under the sea??

  • @gachabekiddingme8242
    @gachabekiddingme8242 3 роки тому +70

    “Being a preteen is the worst” my life has been explained

    • @Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI
      @Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI 3 роки тому +1

      Being a kid sucks

    • @Statue_of_god
      @Statue_of_god 3 роки тому

      @@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI it doesn’t

    • @Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI
      @Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI 3 роки тому +5

      @@Statue_of_god welp,i get blamed all the time if something happens in my house bc I'm the youngest,it sucks.

    • @BLCJ123
      @BLCJ123 3 роки тому

      @@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI Just wait, it gets way worse! :D

    • @Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI
      @Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI 3 роки тому +1

      @@BLCJ123 thanks! :)

  • @billyhendrix5544
    @billyhendrix5544 3 роки тому +11

    At this point I'll legitimately watch Gray do anything and I'm happy with that

    • @sleepshh
      @sleepshh 3 роки тому +2

      grey could eat his breakfast and not do anything and i'd be ok with that

  • @devonowens3652
    @devonowens3652 2 роки тому

    The I am about to meet the street joke is something i REALLY REALLY REALLY want to use, but cant think of how to fit that into a normal converstion lol.

  • @JamesSmith-ho7kg
    @JamesSmith-ho7kg 3 роки тому +10

    11:07 this is a mystery for the hardley boys.

  • @fearlessflash7296
    @fearlessflash7296 3 роки тому +10

    I like how this kid at 3:20 is just dancing while the others are trying to escape

  • @wolfdiabolique
    @wolfdiabolique 3 роки тому +7

    9:15 that's it! That's the scene from the ads! IT'S ACTUALLY REAL GAMEPLAY IN A MOBILE GAME AD, GUYS!

  • @nathanmartin8032
    @nathanmartin8032 2 роки тому +1

    The way you say "YOU NOW HAVE THE ENTIRE ALPHABET OF HEPATITIS" so blankly is hilarious

  • @volteonex1862
    @volteonex1862 3 роки тому +4

    Key words for any Graystillpaysvideo:
    1. Yeet
    2. Failure
    3. Florida
    4. Masochism
    5. Some kind of disease

  • @puff2975
    @puff2975 3 роки тому +151

    This is so funny
    When you said “prepare your anus-“ I got an ad and it literally said “for the biggest of all turtles.”

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @davidremilio7449
      @davidremilio7449 3 роки тому +3

      For me after he said that I got an ad that’s said “run” in a deep voice lmao

    • @puff2975
      @puff2975 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidremilio7449 loll

  • @darind2158
    @darind2158 3 роки тому +5

    3:32 GIGANTIC FLORIDIAN SHARKOSAURUS 😂 Im DEAD IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST 10 MIN 😂

  • @flamefox-we3vi
    @flamefox-we3vi 2 роки тому +6

    15:38 why is bob ross there

  • @Something125_
    @Something125_ 3 роки тому +24

    “We’re checking out the only game where the longer you live, the more you wish you were dead!” Oh so my life simulator?

  • @randomchild5740
    @randomchild5740 3 роки тому +9

    13:52 did she just walk on the street without underwhere?

    • @zapack12
      @zapack12 2 роки тому +2

      i am so happy that is tan pants

  • @elizabeth8692
    @elizabeth8692 3 роки тому +94

    The "killed your husband" got me rolling of my bed and fall of the stairs laughing

  • @FlameRex-g8n
    @FlameRex-g8n 6 днів тому +1

    Are we just not going to talk about how his net worth was $20 but he bought a luxury car

  • @Ashley3AndKnuckles
    @Ashley3AndKnuckles 3 роки тому +73

    "i dated satan's daughter and this happened"
    friday night funkin' lore in a nutshell

  • @pissalu
    @pissalu 3 роки тому +14

    This was beautiful, it'd be cool to see another playthrough

    • @kurz-Stibi
      @kurz-Stibi 3 роки тому

      Oh yes please, marry to Gorrilla would be best.

  • @user-cr1qe8dd6o
    @user-cr1qe8dd6o 3 роки тому +14

    I got an ad for this game while watching this. Smooth timing 10/10

  • @LovelyDamage
    @LovelyDamage 2 роки тому +6

    14:52 300 stars in gta

  • @loganlogon3720
    @loganlogon3720 3 роки тому +6

    That was the best episode I've seen in a while, thank you Gray!

  • @thefirephoenix872
    @thefirephoenix872 3 роки тому +14

    2:45 in Australia we call that a Tuesday.

  • @n1ghtshade08
    @n1ghtshade08 3 роки тому +11

    0:49 dad just pulled a sweet home Alabama

  • @irmakyldrm3242
    @irmakyldrm3242 Місяць тому

    1:54 you know it's bad when Gray is left in shock

  • @flameofthephoenix8395
    @flameofthephoenix8395 3 роки тому +19

    So, I feel like by driving away from Olga, you caused her to lose both her relation ships.