"Alphabet of Hepititus", leave it to Gray to outshine Gray at being creative with his sadomasochistic, Florida Man levels of describing literally anything.
I really thought it was gonna go “it’s very inappropriate to massage your boss, you’re fired effective immediately” then “so now it’s acceptable” because that’s the game
“Ok we’re playing a game where the longer you live the more you wish you were *DEAD* “ Ok now only person I know would say that is a gray and he did say it he did
Gray: "I tried to think of a name that embodies this child's entire future... the only thing I could come up with was 'Regret'." Me: I'm surprised he didn't go with Bud Light or Alcoholism. : )
Okay, comparing your run to Kevin's runs, it's really looking like the only chance for a happy romantic life is with, of all things, THE GORILLA. You missed out on jungle wedded bliss there, Gray! But hey, your guy ended up king of the island at the end, so -- draw?
there's a game called bit life and there are some fantastic physics you can do more you can make choices on the game and the one thing that I love about it is there is a murder button ✨👍🏻 fantastic physics ain't it.
One thing I like about it is that you can make other lives and name yourself after you're done with your one life or you can press the menu and make another life and name yourself and you can save the life that you were playing on -
Eating a snickers, the toilet comes up, and I can no longer chew, the laughter starts, and Gray nearly indirectly kills me with humor. I'm just glad to be alive to enjoy more machoism. Will be more careful in the future!
"Regret, Regret, Regret" "Catchy, any Idea what it means?" "Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret The Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
I have a feeling that if you didn't become a UA-camr, this playthrough would've been your fate; I don't know why, it's just a gut feeling. Also "Yeddely deet, I'm about to meet the street." is a *FANTASTIC* line Gray, had me laughing! XD
Actually, before some of the civil rights movements, it actually was illegal to be homeless, this law was put into place in southern states after union soldiers moved out, it was made so that former plantation owners could purchase convicts to do slave work , this was called the Convict Lease.
The I am about to meet the street joke is something i REALLY REALLY REALLY want to use, but cant think of how to fit that into a normal converstion lol.
"Yeetley deet, I'm about to meet the street!" Famous last words of Florida Lad, 2021.
HIS NAME WAS REGRETTTT!!!
@@playerjj5196 He was a son of Florida Man, therefore, I called him Florida Lad.
That part got me dying 🤣
That's probably one of my favorite quotes from graystillplays
@Tom Simons ᨆ Fake
"Spooky is just Diet Scary."
--GrayStillPlays
That's exactly the difference between the two words
A quote to live by
E
He’s not wrong.
Yea
"It's illegal to be homeless."
Ah, realistic simulation.
Sounds like America to me idk what your talking about 😒
wait it is?
@mohamed zayan lol
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
no its not
10:52 I Can confirm that women hang out in the bathroom wearing bikinis. It is, in fact, our favorite pastime.
100% we do it all the time😌
WTF IS HAPPENING IN THE 21ST CENTURY, I WANT TO GO BACK TO 1939
Yep definitely 😅
right?? why else do you think we spend so much time in there?
The shark isn't swimming sideways, it's _powersliding._
Fun fact: in Hungary its illegal to be homeless
General Kenobi…
@@MrShrog is it though?
@@paintingsunshine6523 yeah it is
E
“Yeedely deet, there will be no world peace”
“Yeedely deet, I’m about to meet the street”
My favorite quotes
E
yeetily deet
i land on my feet
-me
Yup mine to
E
Hm yeaaaaa
“I became a employee that should be in prison”
Me: Nah, he just sped run life while being GrayStillPlays
Lol
Lol true
E
This game is how my anxiety imagines life to be like
"I like how trying lose I ended up winning"
- GrayStillPlays Aug 11, 2021
I kinda want to it IRL, since trying to win and usually losing isn't working out. At the least, I could fail successfully.
E
Gray, please play this again, i feel like theres so much potential
"Alphabet of Hepititus", leave it to Gray to outshine Gray at being creative with his sadomasochistic, Florida Man levels of describing literally anything.
Yay
“Spooky is just diet scary”
I’ve never heard something that sounds absolutely insane but borderline makes sense💀
“Yeetley Deet, There Will Be No World Peace” is the name of my autobiography.
Yeetley deet, the ground just got meet
Amazing
E
where can i buy it?
“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
- Bob Dylan
Gray I didn’t know you knew Bob Dylan!
HES GRAYSTILLPLAYS SON!!!!!
@@brandiemcqueen7043 that means grays last name is dylan.
Nice
I really thought it was gonna go “it’s very inappropriate to massage your boss, you’re fired effective immediately” then “so now it’s acceptable” because that’s the game
I'd still make his same mistakes though
Same. Thought it might be "now you're my husband/live in slave". Tbh kind of glad it didn't go that way.....
I wish Gray's commentary could just follow me around as I go through my day, life would be so much more exciting 🤣🤣🤣
Okay with you
YO SAME
“Hmmm….wonder if I could kill her!”
Yeah 😂
Hi
“Ok we’re playing a game where the longer you live the more you wish you were *DEAD* “
Ok now only person I know would say that is a gray and he did say it he did
isn't that just IRL ?
@@monad_tcp YeS
E
@@monad_tcp I mean…
@@EEEEEEEE E
Gray: "I tried to think of a name that embodies this child's entire future... the only thing I could come up with was 'Regret'."
Me: I'm surprised he didn't go with Bud Light or Alcoholism. : )
or *Pain*
@@ok.5985 OR *despair*
@@bejamigas0 or sadness
E
Or depression
Okay, comparing your run to Kevin's runs, it's really looking like the only chance for a happy romantic life is with, of all things, THE GORILLA. You missed out on jungle wedded bliss there, Gray! But hey, your guy ended up king of the island at the end, so -- draw?
In
I'm in love with this😂😂
@@simongilbert5799 oveh
10:35 hes right we all watch his channel just for him to pick the stupid answers 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Top ten sentences that can solve war: "Alright we're checking out the only game."
Yeah it makes the enemy cower in fear.
it doesn’t solve war… it starts it…
*Sir, an army of Florida men are charging towards us*
*Excuse me, W H A T?!*
He solves war by destroying both sides
What is game name
“I could have gotten it if I hadn’t spent all my money on these coffees!”
🤣 that hits close to home
Haha
Me: “I wonder what Gray is doing.”
“Oh he is dating gorillas now .”
**clicks**
Only OGs of this video remember the gorilla thumbnail
Kevin also choose the gorilla
G o r I l l a s
@Death Nightmare og life’s matter
lol
8:31 Yeedly deet about to meet the street 🤣😂
“It’s not like it’s dirty, it looks like someone power washed it with feces.”
Seems legit
@TommyInnit 🅥 ah yes, tommyinnit who joined 2 days ago
"Congratulations sponge, you now have the entire alphabet of hepatitus!"
@TommyInnit 🅥 no
E
Gray : Alright, we're checking out the only game where the longer you live the more you wish you were dead...
Me : Let me guess... Life ?
E
Life in a nutshell
This is the only show that makes me laugh because of something random 😂😂😂😂
K
9i
Yeet
Right

You should look at Rickle. Joshdub as well.
*”Well congratulations spongey you now have the entire alphabet of Hepatitis”* favorite quotes of all time 😂
I feel like the dad should have a mullet, and he was trying to feed Regret some Bud Light.
E
Stop
@@maddenplayz6805 no hes funny
I dont know why but grey always finds a way to make me laugh, like "Congratulations Spongey, you now have the entire alphabet of hepatitis"
LMAO THAT'S MY FAVOURITE PART
FR
You said grey instead of gray😂😂🤣🤣
Grammer😂
@@Str8rollin2nerd 🤓🤓🤓
@@Str8rollin2and it’s grammar, look who’s bad with grammar now
Ah, yes another life simulator game. Gray can easily ruin lives by this one.
E
100 likes lets go
(Idk why im cheering)
What's this game name
@@no-rj7cg 100 years
😚😚😚😚
Dad's have evolved with breastfeeding
Well you are right 😂
there's a game called bit life and there are some fantastic physics you can do more you can make choices on the game and the one thing that I love about it is there is a murder button ✨👍🏻 fantastic physics ain't it.
One thing I like about it is that you can make other lives and name yourself after you're done with your one life or you can press the menu and make another life and name yourself and you can save the life that you were playing on -
Ah yes BitLife
Hmmmn hes played that like alot
@i Play Sometimes shut
I thought he played that already, but considering all the iOS/android
"Life simulation" games he's played, it's easy mixing them up.
"Sir, it is illegal to be homeless."
What's next, will it be illegal to be in jail?
kool
@@BoxGlitch_studios that would be so gooddddddddddddddddďdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
@@BoxGlitch_studios you're right
"okay then buy me a house"
i love how the first decision he made was trying to drink his dad's milk.
Um...
@@ultimategennix what is your um, sir?
@@frtruck lol...
Here's the thing I'm glad because the dad took off his shirt but what if he picked the mom
I like how you commented while watching 5 seconds of the video (same with me)
6:24 who realised that regret was 20 and Olga was 35
Oh
9:05 “Awwwwww shieeeeeeeeet.” I lost it 😭
9:04
It's times like this you start to think, "I'm trying far too hard in game development."
I love how gray just goes for “Florida man” every time he plays any life game
Lol ikr
So do I
@Megan Sadgrove huh
@@easytosayuser729 m
m.ua-cam.com/video/Bk7m6QcDWNY/v-deo.html
I know! Here’s a vid trying to replicate that.
3:43 the fact that I have dressed as a banana for Halloween made this 10x as funny to me
"That is a freaking shark." Yeah, a shark that failed it's evolution classes.
Lol
Wait is this a DangerouslyFunny crossover? He's doing the fish eat everything simulator again.
I've been trying to beat this game for ever now and this is the perfect walkthrough I needed.
Whats the game???
@@necrogaming1954 100 years life simulator
no
Eating a snickers, the toilet comes up, and I can no longer chew, the laughter starts, and Gray nearly indirectly kills me with humor.
I'm just glad to be alive to enjoy more machoism.
Will be more careful in the future!
Someone make a comic fully based on Gray’s commentary.
“Yeetley Deet, There Will Be No World Peace”
i'm putting that as my yearbook quote
Agreed
Yes
Hay spleens how's bluecheese doing
Indeed
Lol
“Yeetele deet I’m about to meet the street” shall be my last words
NO IM NOT RETRYING
“Spooky is just diet scary”
He’s speaking the language of the gods
@Repent No
Įìrtÿū
Dont disrespect God
Lol
7:17
HAH MY GUY IS LIKE: AHHAA YESS
meanwhile the ad: Evony: The King's Return
Sponsored
Gray:"What kind of of masochistic fetishism is going on here?!"
Me: Gray that's your entire channel its so realistic.
I love it when Gray screams "What the hell is THIS?"
some of those choices were very unexpected yet somehow still expected since it is Gray playing LMAO
Gray just made by far the most Hollywood worthy storyline to ever exist
"apparently SOMEONE POWERWASHED IT WITH FAECES."
best line ever
It’s spelled feces
I misread that as faces and idk how to even picture that
gray: welcome to the only game where the longer you live more you wish you were dead
me:that's just life man
Not just any it’s mine
@Repent no!!!
"Power washed it with feces" omg I've never heard those words put together like that!
🤣
Yeetle Lee deet I'm about to meet the street!!
A brand sentence is made
8:12 “Alright, do the- do the Fortnite dance.” “And then- ‘YEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!’”
Best birthday present, thank you Gray 💜
Happy bday to you, valid human
Same
My bday too
Happy bday
@@geschaftskatze Happy bday to you too!
"Regret, Regret, Regret"
"Catchy, any Idea what it means?"
"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret The Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
Hoo raa
x)
‘Don’t skip leg day, Don’t skip le- OUH’ -GrayStillPlays 2021.
LOL XD
leouh
Manager: Massage my leg
Also Manager: It is inappropriate to massage a manager, your fired
12:05 when he said "wait a minute" i lost it.
I have a feeling that if you didn't become a UA-camr, this playthrough would've been your fate; I don't know why, it's just a gut feeling.
Also "Yeddely deet, I'm about to meet the street." is a *FANTASTIC* line Gray, had me laughing! XD
I like the new editing grays editor has implemented
*"If there's one thing I'm good at, it's dissapointing my parents"* same🤩
Nice 👍
"We're checking out the only game where the longer you live the more you wish you were dead."
Isn't that just called 'life'?
We go from torturing an entire planet, to torturing a single man.
Florida Man is a menace to all realms.
FINALLY!!! I got the notification and pretty darn close to when it uploaded!!! That’s a win!
FR FR
THE PART HE SAID ''
the sponge said NOOOOOOO!!!! ''
😂😂😂😂😂😂🇬🇧🇦🇺
Gray: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Me: yeah everything is gonna go wrong.
Actually, before some of the civil rights movements, it actually was illegal to be homeless, this law was put into place in southern states after union soldiers moved out, it was made so that former plantation owners could purchase convicts to do slave work , this was called the Convict Lease.
Its illegal to be homeless in some states still it's even more illegal to live in your car
Gray: *goes to the playstore to get some games for content*
the playstore: "oh no he's back...."
13:18 I am so pleased nothing else happened here
I miss when gray would play "what it takes until it brakes" with all his games.
You do know he swiped his wife and children, yes?
14:08 LoL how being homeless is become illegal? 😂
Gray: *Jumps off building*
Also Gray: "Yeetilydeet I'm about to meet the street!"
2:02
who lives in a pineapple under the sea??
SPONG BOB SQUAR PANTS
“Being a preteen is the worst” my life has been explained
Being a kid sucks
@@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI it doesn’t
@@Statue_of_god welp,i get blamed all the time if something happens in my house bc I'm the youngest,it sucks.
@@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI Just wait, it gets way worse! :D
@@BLCJ123 thanks! :)
At this point I'll legitimately watch Gray do anything and I'm happy with that
grey could eat his breakfast and not do anything and i'd be ok with that
The I am about to meet the street joke is something i REALLY REALLY REALLY want to use, but cant think of how to fit that into a normal converstion lol.
11:07 this is a mystery for the hardley boys.
I like how this kid at 3:20 is just dancing while the others are trying to escape
9:15 that's it! That's the scene from the ads! IT'S ACTUALLY REAL GAMEPLAY IN A MOBILE GAME AD, GUYS!
The way you say "YOU NOW HAVE THE ENTIRE ALPHABET OF HEPATITIS" so blankly is hilarious
Key words for any Graystillpaysvideo:
1. Yeet
2. Failure
3. Florida
4. Masochism
5. Some kind of disease
This is so funny
When you said “prepare your anus-“ I got an ad and it literally said “for the biggest of all turtles.”
Lol
For me after he said that I got an ad that’s said “run” in a deep voice lmao
@@davidremilio7449 loll
3:32 GIGANTIC FLORIDIAN SHARKOSAURUS 😂 Im DEAD IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST 10 MIN 😂
15:38 why is bob ross there
“We’re checking out the only game where the longer you live, the more you wish you were dead!” Oh so my life simulator?
@Tom Simons ᨆ Bot
Felt that
@Tom Simons ᨆ fake ver bot ewwwww
Reality
13:52 did she just walk on the street without underwhere?
i am so happy that is tan pants
The "killed your husband" got me rolling of my bed and fall of the stairs laughing
Yes True :)
Bruh do you know how to spell
Are we just not going to talk about how his net worth was $20 but he bought a luxury car
"i dated satan's daughter and this happened"
friday night funkin' lore in a nutshell
XDDD TRUE
Lol
Fact
Oh my god your right
Lmao
This was beautiful, it'd be cool to see another playthrough
Oh yes please, marry to Gorrilla would be best.
I got an ad for this game while watching this. Smooth timing 10/10
Same
What is the name of game?
@@otzigamer7958 100 years
14:52 300 stars in gta
That was the best episode I've seen in a while, thank you Gray!
2:45 in Australia we call that a Tuesday.
0:49 dad just pulled a sweet home Alabama
1:54 you know it's bad when Gray is left in shock
So, I feel like by driving away from Olga, you caused her to lose both her relation ships.