I Stole a Condom!
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- I'm sure that it's been long enough for me to admit this publicly.
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Of course I have to stop what I'm doing to watch an animation of Mark's first job. Love distractible
Real
I regret nothing.
worth it
absolutely :>
Could you imagine telling Mark now that he stole something worth 50 cents 😂
Hello
@@叵Another spamming bastand who is a god damn bot.
Mark inspires me... My parents said if i get 50k followers they will get me a professional camera... Begging you guys♥
nooo not the bots!!1!1!
"Well that was quite a lot back then, you see we were *poor,* so we couldn't even afford to put in our 2 cents, let alone 50"
This video is a great demonstration of the fact that it doesn’t matter what the story is, it matters how you tell it.
What is the name of the episode
The name of the episode is illegal advice
It's not in that episode. Trust I listened to it over 100 times
I believe it was Profession Confessions, but I could be wrong
The concept of condoms to a teenager being the epitome of sex-having will never not be hilarious to me
The fact that when I read this comment it had exactly 69 likes will never not be hilarious to me
Especially when they make the experience worse. How ironic.
Literally as a teen, seeing condoms in the grocery always scared me and made me feel embarrassed for some unknown reason.
It's so funny tbh lol.
@@pitohui1800 I would avoid even walking past the condoms. 😅Like someone might see me withing 5 feet of a condom & think "she must be thinking about sex".
Worked at a retail job for 9 years. Finding stolen condoms became so casual to come by, most of the time it would be the small pack of 3, but only 1 was stolen.
I started defaulting to the joke "thought they'd be lucky, but not lucky enough for the need of more than 1. People gotta dream bigger". My co-workers got a good laugh from it.
I had the exact same first job as him, but at 18 and I was ofc allowed to be in charge of food products. Opened condoms weren't common, but half eaten/opened cereal boxes were. 😭
OK got it, i'll steal more then.
We can always believe in Markiplier to do something like this...
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Mark panicking about trying to take a condom from an open box. Totally can see this happening 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@叵 I hope you never make it ❤
Fun fact: my brother gave me a wallet once. He thought he had completely emptied it out. I pulled out the wallet once in class and I started playing around with it. I start checking the pockets, and I notice something inside. I pull it out, and start examining it, and I saw the word ‘Condom’ on it. I freaked out and immediately put it back, then I just ended up going to the bathroom and flushing it because I didn’t wanna get in trouble with it.
You treated it like a bag of cocaine hahah!
he's finally admitted it, cops get his ass
@@killerwithoutcanary AHHHH-
You flushed it down the toilet??? 😭
@@Naysseveredhead I didn’t want anything traced back to me ;-;
The animation in this one is truly excellent. The changes from 2D style to 3D, the punchiness of the movement. Great job, animators!
4:05 this killed me
3:55 “YOU PUT YOUR LET HAND INN AND YOU PUT YOUR LEFT HANDD OUTT” 💀💀
I WAS JUSTING USING THIS BOX TO PLAY THIS GAME!
“What are you doing?”
“HERE’S A LITTLE BALLOON ANIMAL!”
“Look this is a doggy!
Look this is a snake”
Love Marks random stories that just appear out of no where
It’s from Distractible.
1:53 this will stay FOREVER in my mind👌🏻👏🏻
I have to imagine security was watching the whole thing and dying of laughter
0:19 veeeery sneaky, Mark. Veeeeeeeeerrrrrrrryy sneaky. Ya almost had me there. 😂
1:48 HELP CONDOM POWER?? 😭😭
2:35 Del Monte saw, this is why they never sponsor Mark
"Amongst the green beans" is my favorite part, such as simple detail that had me crying, laughing for so long 😂
1:15 this one got me 🤣🤣💀💀
Whatever those animators are paid, they definitely aren't paid enough
Mark stealing condoms sounds like something he'd do
This brings me back to when I would constantly find condoms displayed out in front in pharmacies. They've got every scent and flavor you can think of. Didn't know chocolate-flavored ones are the real deal until now.
4:13. LOL! 😂
As a retail worker I'm surprised how common stuff like this is
Always a good day when markiplier posts
mf paid for youtube
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@@tortured_apeoh god its the twitter blue checkmark hatred all over again😭
Like baiting is crazy
at least its paying creators instead of the richest man in the world
Not even Batman could get this out of me
Condoms at a young age is like being caught drinking at 20
It’s ok Mark, I stole an empty plastic water bottle from a classmate when I was a kid, it happens
Distractible has been on point lately! Freaking hilarious! 💜
The fucking 3d bit of bob genuinely made me laugh 🫴🏻 2 points for you
I just opened UA-cam and see this title lmao...
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BECOME A VIDEO. IT’S SO PERFECTLY DESCRIBED AND HILARIOUS, IT JUST HAD TO BE
Which ep was it
This is on par with stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day. 😂
"The most honest personality of Markiplier" is the actual title.
This animation was top tier. Kudos to whomever made it
I love u mark . U will always make me laugh an smile . ❤
I wonder why they animated Mark with long hair and a beard, they should've animated him to look like he used to😆
“Put your left hand in and put your left hand out”😂😂
Marks getting a bit comfortable on this app
This is from a podcast. Factually , only patient people who are mostly adults listen to hours of talking. A single youtube video sized piece of a 1 hour audio is brought to you and you say it is too much for your system to comrepehend and that markiplier is being too open.
@@earnmoney4741 sorry i have focus issues and that i watched the shortened version of it. I commented it as a JOKE, as i've seen other people do. I didn't know it's from a podcast, mainly because i don't have the focus to watch them.
The different animation types make this even better
You wouldn’t believe how often we find open products at my store. It’s not super common, but it’s enough to make you worry about our security
I haven't been to the channel in a few years. Interesting to see what direction his channel went in. I first got into Mark back in middle school. Now im almost done with college😅 Time flies man...
the way Mark helped me through my depression so I could pull myself up and get a job.... in the condom industry 😂
I just love this story ❤
hi
Ur first who cares 😡😡😡😡😭😭
you're first, nice
1st
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Hi.
Seeing the frame of bob as a woman was like the traumatizing frames from spongebob
the idea of mark just having a random condom and never using it and then finding it months later and being like "why..do i have this..." makes me laugh so hard.
I love Distractible soooo much, haha! It's perfect while I draw! I'm almost caught up with the episodes, too! I wish to see more animations
3D Bob laughing was truly terrifying
Hope you’re doing well and taking care Mark!
What’s up with these boys bro 😭
so many botssss
but yea hope yes doing okay :D
@@MillieDuu honestly😭
@@markiplierfromwalmart 😂fr!
“I didn’t know you were a man” -bob
Mark is officially confirmed as a 👏girl👏
Markiplier never fails to clap my cheeks
HUH
Hello???
Interesting comment you have here.
Never fails to what? 💀
loving the story times btw i feel like we don’t say that enough
Didn't expect a title like this today. Also Mark, I didn't know you worked at Kroger
When ppl know your mindset so well cause they've seen u mad during gaming
You have nothing to hide at all
Markiplier and his animations are straight 🔥
I love Distractible!!! I listen to it while at the gym and it makes the time fly by. This animation was awesome!
Hope all is well Mark ♥
Kinda ironic that he put the condoms on the baby seat
Let’s go another story!!
Of craziness!
Love you mark!
The end when they were talking about how Mark would get out of it had me almost on the ground lmao!
Thank you mark for filling my cheeks up with this wonderful content and animation 🥰❤
And he always gets it so creamy and filling too!☺️☺️😊
eh yo wtf
PAUSE
I know that markiplier has a onlyfans with very small staff but come on guys chill out and yes we all seen it. Pretty pathetic. A new low. Very new low markipkier i am rather ashamed. Why did i buy it. Good question
You're welcome. Open wider next time
Wade’s laugh sounds like medic tf2 laugh
the second of bob laughing in this 3D Fish Hooks-esque art style makes me the SLIGHTEST bit uncomfy
You did WHAT mark?!?!??!
Edit: woah I'm second
You have eyes.
@@Gamblinaddictedikr 🤭
As a former Kroger employee i had my fair share of embarrassing stories. 😅
Depending on the year the box could've been mine. I was an idiot who stole them and still ended up with a kid in the end.
Actually if the product is damaged(like the box in this scenario)
It should be free and normally its given to the staff if they want it
I work in retail as a cashier and it is sad how much people are willing to steal, gonna give you a pass though Mark
“They went unused” he took more than one
2:58 sounds like killer queens laugh from deltarune
Why hasn't Netflix contacted Mark to make animated show about his life yet .
This video is crankin’ awesome.
Visit the store multiple times as a legit customer until you're comfortable with the layout/checkout process. Always move purposefully and act like you are 100% allowed to do the thing. Bavarian fire drill it.
Thank you for the information about your crime. You may expect your trial to be in 4-5 business days.
Moral of this video: Throw away the box if you see it on one of the shelves like a normal person. It's not worth it. 💀
LOL -I can't stop laughing. The animation makes it all that much better too.
Okay the close up of Beautiful Bob did me in lmao
Yeah at work me and my brother constantly eat whatever garbage we find getting thrown out. The other day we ate a bag of cheetos and some wagon wheels out of the garbage
condoms are the most newer-teenager-getting-flustered thing and it will never not be, i'm convinced. seeing them in the store for the first time (looking for them when i figured out what they were as a kid) is,,, weird, to say the least
lmao his first condom story is way better than just buying them
Fears to fathom episode 4 is out now and its ~2h long but its worth it. Jack also has a role in voice acting a character in the game.
THE RANDOM 3D BITS ARE SO AMAZING THEY SENT ME
"Trust me they went unused"
MARK YOU ANIMAL! WHOOOOO!
The up close 3D Bob was great
You can't tell me how adorable these 3 are with their shenanigans as teens. It's too funny. 😂
"Trust me, they went unused." LMAO 😂
Legend has it it’s still sitting somewhere or maybe even blowing in the wind
3:43 The first one is exactly how I imagined it ending(when he was slowly trying to take one).
i tried to steal tea bags those fancy tea bags, but condoms are a whole nother level.
Full metal panic. "Did you know a condom can hold a liter of water?"
0:28 the animators knew what they were doing 💀
This is something that I would only envision in my lucid dreams
I just imagine Mark just pushing around an empty cart with the exception of the lonely opened box of condoms for half his shift...sweating with panicked anxiety
The fact that they were with the baby stuff seems very ironic
This is an awesome combination of animation styles! I loved the zoom in on female bob 😂😂
This animation is absolutely fantastic and reminds me so much of Gumball!
toon-cee needs to start uploading again. she makes marks vids so funny. PLEASE I NEED MORE STORIES ON CHICHARON.
That happened to me once but not a condom. It was an Easter egg left alone amongst the other cakes and bread in the bread isle. I knew that's not where it was meant to be but at the same time, it was near my lunch break and I was starving. So with careful procedures, I looked around, made sure no-one was looking and snatched it off the shelf. My lunch break came, went upstairs, ate my lunch, and got away with it. 😎
The bob laughing scene was horrifying
Since I have worked at a grocery store before, you won’t believe the amount of stolen adult items people try to hide. Seriously.
That animation of Bob was deeply unsettling 😂