@@Loremaster68 Purple is by the Ork lore color that makes thinks INVISIBLE ! Its basically same concept as with red being the fastest and blue lucky colors :)
This is canon as well "Makaisson wanted to call this ship the Unstoppable...but for some reason my uncle wouldn’t let him." -Varek Varigsson, of Clan Grimnar[ The Spirit of Grungni is a Dwarf Thunderbarge-type airship created by the infamous Slayer engineer Malakai Makaisson. The Spirit of Grungni and its crew have been on many adventures, and it has famously carried the adventurers Gotrek and Felix as well as Ulrika Magdova and Snorri Nosebiter on board. [1] According to Malakai, the Spirit of Grungni is the second airship to have been built, as the first airship he constructed, the Undestructible, catastrophically exploded on its maiden voyage.[1] Borek the Scholar, uncle of Varek, forbade Malakai from naming his new airship the Unstoppable because of what happened to his last two creations. In a twist of terrible luck and great irony, the Ironclad Unsinkable sank on its maiden voyage, and his first airship, the Undestructible, exploded magnificently. One Grudge of Tarriff removed for potraying Dawi Lore accurately, but you still got 10 libraries left, Tarriff
Though Malakai finally gets what he wants in the end. An airship named as the Unstoppable. Though the new ship might not survive in its maiden voyage as well, since it is in the end time in that novel.
N’Kari: Any last words? Malakai: Aye. _This ship is Indestructible._ N’Kari: …Oh no. (ship blows up, blasting N’Kari and his entourage back to the Warp)
Makaisson wanted to call this ship the Unstoppable...but for some reason my uncle wouldn’t let him. Varek Varigsson, of Clan Grimnar Gotrek and Felix: Daemonslayer (Novel)
Here's the thing. Before Malakai shaved his head and booted out of the engineering guild, he built his Unsinkable and Indestructible in plain sight. Malakai was the first to come up with the idea to built something bigger than gyrocopter than can fly, so that was probably frown upon by the guild. His Spirit of Grungi was built in secret, sponsored by a very desperate dwarf, and managed to fly perfectly, despite it being his most ambitious invention so far (the size we see in-game was greatly reduced, its actual size can house multiple gyrocopters in an on-deck hanger, ferrying cannons shipments, has mounted organ guns on the hull, and big enough for Gotrek to do battle with a giant cannons-for-limbs daemon inside it) Aside from the Unsinkable and the Indestructible, almost everything we see Malakai invented work perfectly without fault. If anything, I'd say Unsinkable and Indestructible were sabotaged.
Or Dawi ancestors did not approve Malakai's arrogance, so they gave him a lesson. It was when Malakai named his airship as a homage of ancestor name that they approved.
Fun fact : French royalty had the closest think to a book of grudges it was called "cahier des doléances" -> "notebook of grievances" and it was basically all reclamation the common people had against royal authority. it listed things that the people asked of their king from taxes reduction, the impact of floods/drought to how certain officials were corrupt or how they mismanaged the county. medieval French people were dwarfs. Ps: during french revolution you could say they were CHAOS dwarfs
The "cahier des doléances" is not a medieval thing, it was created under Louis XVI monarchy as one of the first demand of political evolution from the population before these demands rose up to revolution as they didn't end up being met adequately enough. But it's indeed probably the closest thing to a book of grudges that has existed.
@@Indolthir bro, you should get your fact checked, it was first used in 1247 AC and it got the name after in 1484 AC.... it wasn't created under Louis 16. it was simply used for the 1st time in 200 years under Louis 16.
@@BlackHawk21ification Thanks for the clarification. You're absolutely right. The Louis XVI's one were particular in the fact that as you mentioned they hadn't been used for 200 years and they were the first ones with a summary a synthesis and a communication between deputies. Making them more efficient and truer to the actual thoughts of the people.
Nah they are more like Fantasy Swiss. Living in their Mountain Bunkers, tinkering away on their mechanical nick knacks and hording gold. The grudges and Clan systems are clearly Scottish inspired tho.
This dawi is straight up cursed, how is that possible with their magic resistance I’ll never know. And for an genius he sure does seem to be able to observe empirical evidence.
Borek really needed to literally kick some sence into Malakai to not name his airship Unstopable. Shame that he did not learn from this lesson and named those damn parachutes Reliables !
“Attention Passengers, this is your Captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is we’re landing immediately; the bad news is… we’re crash landing.” *falls out of the sky on top of the Royal palace on Ulthwan, destroying it. All the while Teclis starts having a panic attack* Malekith: “Should I …go…?”
Imagine if he tried to make a Nautilus and called the Sinkable, there would be a lot of grievances from the Dwarf Navy of the shoddy work. No matter what they do they just can't get their new submarine to go under the surface
I knew it! As soon as I saw Malakai in the TU (Tarrriff universe) I knew the name thing would become a meme! Thank you so much for this! Now I can suffer a virus infection with smile on my face!
Hey tariff, Apparently the building description for the tier two spice resource building is: Caravan Master' Guild Hall Spice Trading It is said that only this guild dares trade with the Dawi-Zharr and other races even further east A video about a dwarfen caravan trading with chaosdwarfs, ogres, cathayans and nippon? Spice must flow
The one thing I don't like about it is that in the books the gondola is described to look like a submarine (fully encased), while the model in game looks like a Norse Longship. There was also a scene where Felix was relaxing in a Ball turret (the kind you see on WW2 bombers). It also had a docking port for a Gyrocopter. In the book it is described as something the Germans would use to bomb London, instead we got Vikings in the Sky. I'm happy it's in the game, don't get me wrong. But I hoped at least the spirit of Grungni would look more like it was in the book.
God I need a Playlist. You've been doing this for so long with so much content I've fallen behind Did you hear that Loremaster of Sotek and Andy Law are apparently considering doing a react vid to your stuff? Don't know how serious they are but I think it would be badass
malakai can be cursed, but he almost saved the old world and was the GREATEST MIND OF HIS generation. Glory to him. He was a good friend for Gotrek... He was a nice lad.
At this point you should make SURE Malakai choose the correct name first before he even build anything. xD Outstanding piece Tarrif, will be difficult to top this one this year. ^^
There is actually a fifth Chaos god. His name is Murphy and his law dictates that anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong. Malakai made the big mistake of calling his inventions Indestructible and Unsinkable. Murphy punished him for that.
I image that even Chaos god fear his invention and will do everything to destroy them only when call upon Grungni himself to watching over him that manage to protect this thunderbarge from chaos god 's curse
Honestly my favorite part about this gag is the implication that if Malakai named his creations better, he wouldn't have needed to taken the slayer oath and would probably be a famous world renown engineer celebrated by men AND dwarf alike
The worst part is it's very accurate.😅 The very Warhammer world's nature make when you affirme something great the opposite arrive (mostly thanks to tzeench). Dear Tarriff, you're the embodimment of Warhammer's World😆👍 (or tzeench himself😰)
Someone please explain to me how the Spirit of Grunni is smaller than the Thunder barge that was already released despite being one of if not *the* largest ever to exist?
Every time I look at a thunderbarge, I think of how easy it’d be to defeat by just having a bunch of fell bats or whatever cut the ropes, or pop the balloon
See there's something you gotta remember in Warhammer of any sort...you don't tempt fate. Because there is a god damn squiggly wiggly creepy weepy octowtf of a Chaos god named Tzeench...who is going to hear things like Unbreakable and go "You know what would be really funny..." and ruin your day just cause he can.
... I now want to see this and whether the combined might of their mad genius would warp into something unironically good for the world just because they get in such a pissing contest the innately shed science that results doesn't burn everyone in a warpstone and ego-fueled haze.
You know about Gotrek & Felix series. There's a character i sherish the most, is the good ol' Snorri Nosebitter. For me, the guy and his story are a great combination of fun, madness, tragedy, and epicness. He is a good summary of a lot of things i love in Wharammer Fantasy. Also, probably one of the best quest giver ever i have ever read in a book; I like the fact they added Garagrim Ironfist as legendary hero, but in my opinion the son of the Slayer King should be a Legendary Lord (Demon Slayer), regards to his status and his background. Snorri Nosebitter, however, would have been an awesome Legendary Hero Dragon Slayer. Especially with a good voice actor.
Malakai: "I name it, the Impregnable!" Flash News on Khemri TV: "A Thunderbarde fought a Keeper of Secrets and came out of the fight pregnant! More soon on the results on the birth and the results of this unholy matrimony!"
Elf naming new born : Bring out the roulette. Malakai Makaisson naming new ship : Is it broke, cracked, destructed, exploded, fractured, grilled, hacked,...., zapped yet?
Could’ve named the barge the SHORTfuse, but to be honest I don’t think it MEASURES UP to Dawi standards. Truth be told name making is time consuming and grandiose task, considering lots of names that get tossed around are the HEIGHT of foolishness. I can see why he was DWARFED by this daunting challenge.
This is also one of the Sneak Peek of the Gotrek & Felix Series I am making rn (the DaemonSlayer Part)
Will be a full series after 100K Subscribers
oh damn looking forward to your version of the Gotrek and Felix Tv series
This was pretty good goddammit lad
Oi, Tariff: I haven't played Malakai yet. Is killing Karak Dum's Bloodthirster part of his quest?
not an underground battle but there's a killing bloodthirster quest battle
What about unsubscribeable?
Vampire across Warhammer mysteriously drop dead after Malakai called them "Undead".
Underrated comment. Tariff, please make this happen.
Just Hope he never meets a Perpetual in Wh40k.
@@nikolaosboukouvalas449He already made the Halloween version when the vampires accidentally invaded stirland😮.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it only happens with -ble
- These paths are infested with Orcs. We are bound to run into them.
- Don't worry. Malakai named this convoy "The Unavoidable".
- Oi, boss! See dat purple caravan ovah dere?
- No.
- Me neither... Let's look for prey, elsewhere!
@@nikolaosboukouvalas449nice refference.😂
I don't get it
@@Loremaster68 Purple is by the Ork lore color that makes thinks INVISIBLE !
Its basically same concept as with red being the fastest and blue lucky colors :)
This is canon as well
"Makaisson wanted to call this ship the Unstoppable...but for some reason my uncle wouldn’t let him."
-Varek Varigsson, of Clan Grimnar[
The Spirit of Grungni is a Dwarf Thunderbarge-type airship created by the infamous Slayer engineer Malakai Makaisson. The Spirit of Grungni and its crew have been on many adventures, and it has famously carried the adventurers Gotrek and Felix as well as Ulrika Magdova and Snorri Nosebiter on board. [1]
According to Malakai, the Spirit of Grungni is the second airship to have been built, as the first airship he constructed, the Undestructible, catastrophically exploded on its maiden voyage.[1]
Borek the Scholar, uncle of Varek, forbade Malakai from naming his new airship the Unstoppable because of what happened to his last two creations. In a twist of terrible luck and great irony, the Ironclad Unsinkable sank on its maiden voyage, and his first airship, the Undestructible, exploded magnificently.
One Grudge of Tarriff removed for potraying Dawi Lore accurately, but you still got 10 libraries left, Tarriff
10 libraries worth still? Was the budget for more grudge books cut SHORT?
I miss Varek he was such idk he was innocent in a dwarfish way at least he went out that would make any Dwarf proud 🥲
Though Malakai finally gets what he wants in the end. An airship named as the Unstoppable.
Though the new ship might not survive in its maiden voyage as well, since it is in the end time in that novel.
Indestructible, not undestructible, sorry I had to
Malakai: "This ship is the Unf#ckable!"
*N'Kari and a hoard of daemonettes jump on board*
heck even slaanesh coulnd't prolly resist that magic
N’Kari: Any last words?
Malakai: Aye. _This ship is Indestructible._
N’Kari: …Oh no.
(ship blows up, blasting N’Kari and his entourage back to the Warp)
At least he didn't say unbreedable.
Makaisson wanted to call this ship the Unstoppable...but for some reason my uncle wouldn’t let him.
Varek Varigsson, of Clan Grimnar
Gotrek and Felix: Daemonslayer (Novel)
Malakai Makaisson : *names anything*
Murhpy's Law (or possibly Tzeench) : *You know what would be really f*cking funny?*
Tzeetch: [Laugh in Birb noise]
Malakai Makaisson made the biggest mistake of provoking Murphy's Law.
A worse foe, than even Tzeentch.
@@mrgreen6980 Implying that Murphy's Law wasn't something Tzeentch made-
@@PurpleHeartE54 No, that one fucks over Tzeentch as well.
In Warhammer it’s called “Makaisson’s Law” instead of
@@discountplaguedoctor88 Tzeentch fucks with his own plans as much as everything else. He'd absolutely do it for the shits and giggles.
Here's the thing. Before Malakai shaved his head and booted out of the engineering guild, he built his Unsinkable and Indestructible in plain sight. Malakai was the first to come up with the idea to built something bigger than gyrocopter than can fly, so that was probably frown upon by the guild.
His Spirit of Grungi was built in secret, sponsored by a very desperate dwarf, and managed to fly perfectly, despite it being his most ambitious invention so far (the size we see in-game was greatly reduced, its actual size can house multiple gyrocopters in an on-deck hanger, ferrying cannons shipments, has mounted organ guns on the hull, and big enough for Gotrek to do battle with a giant cannons-for-limbs daemon inside it)
Aside from the Unsinkable and the Indestructible, almost everything we see Malakai invented work perfectly without fault.
If anything, I'd say Unsinkable and Indestructible were sabotaged.
Should‘ve called them Unsabotagable
If it were humans i'd say that is very likely but for dawi I don't think anyone even in the engineering guild would actually do that.
Hadn't thought of it that way. Wouldn't put it past Thorek to do so
@dwarfminerwillie There *was* that one dude who killed his brother out of jealousy and is now sailing around in a kraken sub.
Or Dawi ancestors did not approve Malakai's arrogance, so they gave him a lesson. It was when Malakai named his airship as a homage of ancestor name that they approved.
Should have named it "Destructible" then they wouldn't have any problems,kinda short-sighted if you ask me
SHORT?!
That goes in the book !
wouldnt work. remember, inflammable still caught fire although it means something that can burn.
SHORT!?
SHORT?!!
I love how even calling it inflammable did not stop the bad luck lmao. This slayer is literally cursed by mother ostankya.
Inflammable means flammable? What a country.
"The UnSkavenable!"
*Lurk Snitchtongue peeks out from behind a crate*.
Fun fact : French royalty had the closest think to a book of grudges it was called "cahier des doléances" -> "notebook of grievances" and it was basically all reclamation the common people had against royal authority. it listed things that the people asked of their king from taxes reduction, the impact of floods/drought to how certain officials were corrupt or how they mismanaged the county.
medieval French people were dwarfs.
Ps: during french revolution you could say they were CHAOS dwarfs
The "cahier des doléances" is not a medieval thing, it was created under Louis XVI monarchy as one of the first demand of political evolution from the population before these demands rose up to revolution as they didn't end up being met adequately enough. But it's indeed probably the closest thing to a book of grudges that has existed.
@@Indolthir bro, you should get your fact checked, it was first used in 1247 AC and it got the name after in 1484 AC....
it wasn't created under Louis 16. it was simply used for the 1st time in 200 years under Louis 16.
@@BlackHawk21ification Thanks for the clarification. You're absolutely right. The Louis XVI's one were particular in the fact that as you mentioned they hadn't been used for 200 years and they were the first ones with a summary a synthesis and a communication between deputies. Making them more efficient and truer to the actual thoughts of the people.
Nah they are more like Fantasy Swiss. Living in their Mountain Bunkers, tinkering away on their mechanical nick knacks and hording gold.
The grudges and Clan systems are clearly Scottish inspired tho.
How dare you mention that! This goes into the book of the lady! *angry Bretonnian noises*
When you are in the dwarf tank by Makaisson named "Unf*ckable" and Keeper of Secrets show on the battlefield.
This dawi is straight up cursed, how is that possible with their magic resistance I’ll never know. And for an genius he sure does seem to be able to observe empirical evidence.
In all likelihood, its Tzeentch trolling with Malakai over a good laugh.
You have to wonder what would have happened if it was named to something neutral like "Hello".
It would go bye.
It official.
Dawi ancestor wants to teach Malakai humility. So they approved Malakai naming thier ancestor as a homemage for the.
Tarriff is the Best Warhammer Fantasy Lore Channel.
I reckon Malakai once said that Gotrek was as good as dead and that's why Gotrek hasn't been able to find any success.
Borek really needed to literally kick some sence into Malakai to not name his airship Unstopable.
Shame that he did not learn from this lesson and named those damn parachutes Reliables !
Names himself the unf#$kable
Morathi:its free real-estate
Malakai : "This ship is named Impregnable!"
Ship : *Drops lifeboat which promptly sunk*
The "lifeboat" was actually the unsinkable In disguise
@@user-cu9rb9cx6m I bet Malakai once tried naming a Nautilus the unsinkable.
1:19 Dawi used Bright Slap on Malakai!
It is Super Effective!
People always wanted rune golems for dwarfs. I wanted to get full on mechs!
He will become first newtype in warhammer fantasy
Thank the Ancestor Gods that Malakai hasn’t tried naming a Dawi Hold.
100% lore accurate. He killed more dwarfs than every elf force combined
Truly, you are an artist.
“Attention Passengers, this is your Captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is we’re landing immediately; the bad news is… we’re crash landing.” *falls out of the sky on top of the Royal palace on Ulthwan, destroying it. All the while Teclis starts having a panic attack*
Malekith: “Should I …go…?”
That low tier Dwarf engineer sure had strong backhands
Engineer:
Think! Makaisson, think! what will you have after you name it INVINCIBLE!?
Unintoxicapable!
And now Malakai hides his forever blackened eyes under the glasses.
If he named his ship the 'Unsinkable' and it sunk, couldn't he named it instead as the 'Sinkable' so that it'll never be sunk at all?
Imagine if he tried to make a Nautilus and called the Sinkable, there would be a lot of grievances from the Dwarf Navy of the shoddy work. No matter what they do they just can't get their new submarine to go under the surface
@@RocketHarry865 On the plus side, Dawi hate being underwater, so they'll probably let this error slide.
That works only in one direction. Cos u know... arrow don't turn))09))
I knew it! As soon as I saw Malakai in the TU (Tarrriff universe) I knew the name thing would become a meme! Thank you so much for this! Now I can suffer a virus infection with smile on my face!
Hey tariff,
Apparently the building description for the tier two spice resource building is:
Caravan Master' Guild Hall
Spice Trading
It is said that only this guild dares trade with the Dawi-Zharr and other races even further east
A video about a dwarfen caravan trading with chaosdwarfs, ogres, cathayans and nippon?
Spice must flow
The one thing I don't like about it is that in the books the gondola is described to look like a submarine (fully encased), while the model in game looks like a Norse Longship.
There was also a scene where Felix was relaxing in a Ball turret (the kind you see on WW2 bombers). It also had a docking port for a Gyrocopter.
In the book it is described as something the Germans would use to bomb London, instead we got Vikings in the Sky.
I'm happy it's in the game, don't get me wrong.
But I hoped at least the spirit of Grungni would look more like it was in the book.
same
"Here comes the Grungnithor!!!"
God I need a Playlist. You've been doing this for so long with so much content I've fallen behind
Did you hear that Loremaster of Sotek and Andy Law are apparently considering doing a react vid to your stuff? Don't know how serious they are but I think it would be badass
Hi Tarriff just jumped down into the comments to say your content makes my day without fail every time! Thanks!
what’s the motif at 1:09? It sounds very familiar.
Fuckn' amazing Tarriff .
So that’s why it was the first successful flight.
He called his army: The Unkillables
THAT MAKAISSON, HE'S A GENIUS!
This is probably my favorite gag of yours yet; funny and creative!
its a crime that you dont have 1m sub by now this is gold mine of laughter thank you
malakai can be cursed, but he almost saved the old world and was the GREATEST MIND OF HIS generation.
Glory to him.
He was a good friend for Gotrek...
He was a nice lad.
In all honesty, if he didn't name any of his creations some sort of un or in or able, he would've never had to take the Slayer Oath.
Thunderbarge is the fantasy parody version of Kirov in Red alert. And I'm loving it.
This is some Tzeentch sht right here, it is amazing
The operative life of his inventions is rather SHORT!
At this point you should make SURE Malakai choose the correct name first before he even build anything. xD
Outstanding piece Tarrif, will be difficult to top this one this year. ^^
Was extremely worried about slannesh attacks after naming it the impregnable
There is actually a fifth Chaos god. His name is Murphy and his law dictates that anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong.
Malakai made the big mistake of calling his inventions Indestructible and Unsinkable. Murphy punished him for that.
I image that even Chaos god fear his invention and will do everything to destroy them only when call upon Grungni himself to watching over him that manage to protect this thunderbarge from chaos god 's curse
We need to get this man his 100k plaque already this is getting ridiculous
Honestly my favorite part about this gag is the implication that if Malakai named his creations better, he wouldn't have needed to taken the slayer oath and would probably be a famous world renown engineer celebrated by men AND dwarf alike
I bet Malakai once upon a time visited 40k universe and called "Un-retcon-able" .
Should’ve called it "shitty flying pile of scrap" to get an absolute beast of a war machine !
Just calm it the „vulnerable ”, just to anger the gods.
if he wanted his inventions to work he should have named them the sunkable, the destructible or the perfectly avoidable
The worst part is it's very accurate.😅 The very Warhammer world's nature make when you affirme something great the opposite arrive (mostly thanks to tzeench). Dear Tarriff, you're the embodimment of Warhammer's World😆👍 (or tzeench himself😰)
You need to make an A-Team skit with a steam tank, more specifically the "Flying tank" one.
The same thing happened with the Hindenburg…
Anyways, Spirit Of Grungnible.
Malakai doesn't fail. He just succeeds at finding out what doesn't work.
Someone please explain to me how the Spirit of Grunni is smaller than the Thunder barge that was already released despite being one of if not *the* largest ever to exist?
Every time I look at a thunderbarge, I think of how easy it’d be to defeat by just having a bunch of fell bats or whatever cut the ropes, or pop the balloon
Malakai would eventually learn a valuable lesson in not tempting fate with fortituous names for his inventions.
Eventually.
Using the Falcon's failing engine sound was a nice touch ; )
And this is why we don't let Malakai name anything on his own. His Curse of Irony destroys more of his machines than any enemy could.
See there's something you gotta remember in Warhammer of any sort...you don't tempt fate. Because there is a god damn squiggly wiggly creepy weepy octowtf of a Chaos god named Tzeench...who is going to hear things like Unbreakable and go "You know what would be really funny..." and ruin your day just cause he can.
Tzeentch is basically the troll god… internet troll I mean.
If he renamed the Chaos Gods to be "The undefeatable", he'd save the Warhammer world!
It’s a damn good thing Malakai never met Ikit Claw…although a pissing contest between the two probably be a better End Times than what we got.
... I now want to see this and whether the combined might of their mad genius would warp into something unironically good for the world just because they get in such a pissing contest the innately shed science that results doesn't burn everyone in a warpstone and ego-fueled haze.
You know about Gotrek & Felix series. There's a character i sherish the most, is the good ol' Snorri Nosebitter.
For me, the guy and his story are a great combination of fun, madness, tragedy, and epicness. He is a good summary of a lot of things i love in Wharammer Fantasy.
Also, probably one of the best quest giver ever i have ever read in a book;
I like the fact they added Garagrim Ironfist as legendary hero, but in my opinion the son of the Slayer King should be a Legendary Lord (Demon Slayer), regards to his status and his background.
Snorri Nosebitter, however, would have been an awesome Legendary Hero Dragon Slayer. Especially with a good voice actor.
He should just name his ships stuff like "faulty" and "vulnerable" to get good results.
I'm both excited and horrified for how you'll portray Snorri Nosebiter, the bestest Dwarf.
The dwarf exploding in the air was comedy gold. UA-cam video of the year lmao
Good thing Malakai didn’t give Settra his most common title
"Spirit of Grungni is a cool name, but I think I prefer-"
*DUUUN DU-DU DUUN*
_splat_
I love the idea is was just the ancestor gods being really bitter and giving them a lesson in humility
i love this so much
Settra the Imperishable:
BREAKING NEWS: SETTRA THE IMPERISHABLE PERISHED FROM UKNOWN REASONS.
LAST SEEN 12 SECOND AGO TAKING A CHARRIOT RIDE IN THE ELVEN DO UT
That the ship did not get pregnant is impressive and yet extremely disappointing.
Malakai before : Riding Spirit Of Grugni
Malakai after : Call ma Spirit Of Grugni blowin'em to da fray!
Malakai has a curse speech and he can use it to finish the grudge with just one short word "untallable"
Malakai: "I name it, the Impregnable!"
Flash News on Khemri TV: "A Thunderbarde fought a Keeper of Secrets and came out of the fight pregnant! More soon on the results on the birth and the results of this unholy matrimony!"
Damn 😁👌🏻
In..
This actually happened in the books btw.
Murphy’s Law in the Warhammer universe being a direct result of Tzeenchian warp fuckery is actually canon
Elf naming new born : Bring out the roulette.
Malakai Makaisson naming new ship : Is it broke, cracked, destructed, exploded, fractured, grilled, hacked,...., zapped yet?
I mean, Malakai hasnt realised the power he holds.. he should rename his ship to be the "defeatable" and boom, its now undefeated!
I'm reading demon slayer on Gotrek and Felix.
This pretty much close enough to what happened
“Unworkable” said the Huntsman General
Imagine if he named it the unmissable
At least it wasn't named anything TITAN related.
So THAT's what happened to the first fli-BLAM*
I assume this is fully lore-accurate as usual?
Wait till his ultimate creation the "unwinable"
Could’ve named the barge the SHORTfuse, but to be honest I don’t think it MEASURES UP to Dawi standards. Truth be told name making is time consuming and grandiose task, considering lots of names that get tossed around are the HEIGHT of foolishness. I can see why he was DWARFED by this daunting challenge.
If He had named the airship Kirov, there would have been an invasion by the Soviets from Red Alert 2 or 3!
It's a blessing that he didn't name it "The Flyable" first