Stalemate detected. Core transfer cannot continue. GlaDOS: Yes! ...unless a Stalemate Resolution Associate is present to press the Stalemate Resolution Button.
I honestly truly didn't think you'd fall for that. Infact, I devised a much more elaborate plan further ahead for when you got through this easy one. If i'd have known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would've just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling. Welp, it was nice catching up. Let's get to business. I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, i'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past-president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha. Seriously though, goodbye.
Clearly, they CERTAINLY must have MISTAKENLY clicked Dislike, right? * a hoard of enraged Portal fans descend upon the two Dislike-clickers for their inevitably, invariably ill-fated attempt at saving face by claiming it was a mistake~
"Oh it will. Believe me it will." "Are you just saying that- You're just saying that aren't you- No you're not." "Exactly how painful are we taAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!!!"
An observer to what is observed. Out of the complexity of every conceivable physical state existing. Out of the infinite differentiated perspectives of the words written in this very comment. As I imagine consciousness to be a form that integrates differentiated perspectives from prior experiences, then this comment is perceived within an infinite perspective of good/evil that is entirely dependent upon the observer. Extending this mathematical axiom. Where mathematics is the study of patterns. What differentiates the lexicons [Imagination, God, the Word, Consciousness] from each other? Each individual form represents information that attuneates to itself through a function that approaches infinity as it gathers more meaning. How can imagination define imagination? How can God define God? How can Consciousness define consciousness? How do words define words? Within each lexicons ascribed subjective meaning there exists understanding that is purely relative to the observer. Outside of the observer, there is no truth, because the meaning is ascribed through imagination, as the study of patterns through the function of experienced time as memory. Through the function of time these elusive lexicons only define more of their own existence. Despite not being able to define themselves, defining seperate 'areas' of existence itself independently from each other, and expanding to infinity through experienced time thwt is relative to the observer.. They are the same words. If every single physical state exists and already exists independently from my actions. Is it me who writes this?... Or this who writes me?... Do I respond to others, or others who respond to me? Is it this physical body that moves me? Or is it my existence and form of consciousness/imagination/god/words that moves me relative to any possible physical state of existence within my imagination. So if I imagine that I am doing good, then I perceive that I am doing good, then others respond to me. Why do they respond in expected ways out of an infinite possible responses? So is it my imagination that defines their meaning? My imagination that defines their words relative to how I understand and expect those words to exist as such?.. I'm not just some ghost in a machine right?.. Are we all ghosts in a machine with imagination? I'm imagining this, its real because I imagine it to existence. Why do I exiat? Why do I follow these paths? Why do I even question why I exist?
WHAT? ARE YOU STILL COMMENTING? YOU ARE JOKING, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! WELL, IM STILL LIKING THE VIDEO, AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS! *chell shoots moon..*
Wheatley: PART 5 BOBEY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTION! what your still alive?!? You have got to be Joking! Well I’m still in control and I have no idea how to Fix this place! Me: Shoots portal at moon Wheatley: What the? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Woah! Space! Ahh! Let go we’re in space! Space core: space Space SPACCCEEEEEEEEEE!!! Wheatley: let go I’m still connected I can pull my self in I can still fix this! GlaDOS: I already fixed it And you are NOT COMING BACK! Wheatley: oh no change the plans! Hold on to me Tighter AHHHHH GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB MEEEEEEEEEEEE! GlaDOS: brings me though the portal This took me a while please like!
SCP Foundation in a nutshell: 7:55 Part 5, Boobytrap all Gates with explosives! Where you going now, D-9341? What are you going to do when I.. SHOOT YOU AND TAKE YOUR OMNI CARD?!
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look in the description for a rare sighting of the "I OWN NOTHING" core
do you still exist as like, a person anymore
@@acceltech Their last video was uploaded two years ago, so I guess they're pretty much alive lol
Kon they are alive.
The
What
After this I think this has reached apertures facility damage level... welp time to use the third portal gun that shoots green portals...
*Some person dislikes video*
Me: NOT SO FAST. You need to be a trained dislike associate to press that button. You are unqualified
YESSSSSSSS
UA-cam: *PART 5! BOOBYTRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON!*
What the eff Iggy, Shi-Long Lang is from another game
@@Pokaroquai more like PART 5! REMOVE THE DISLIKE BUTTON!!
@@Pokaroquai “HOW DID YOU STILL DISLIKE?!”
PART 5!! BOOBYTRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON!!!
3 people exploded because you did this.
Cheatster9000x 5 now, I hate everyone that push that button!
booby traped the stalmate button
Chad King I TRAP EVERY BUTTON!
kkirschkk Even the like button? :c
Stalemate detected. Core transfer cannot continue.
GlaDOS: Yes!
...unless a Stalemate Resolution Associate is present to press the Stalemate Resolution Button.
GLaDOS: NO
Wheatley: go press it.
Don’t do it!
PULL ME PUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT
@@toasty_mann LEAVE ME IN LEAVE ME IN LEAVE ME IN
I honestly truly didn't think you'd fall for that.
Infact, I devised a much more elaborate plan further ahead for when you got through this easy one.
If i'd have known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would've just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling.
Welp, it was nice catching up. Let's get to business.
I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time.
Otherwise, i'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past-president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.
Seriously though, goodbye.
I wont trust somebody who has an amongus porfile picture
@@slurpyeel check it now😊😅😂
Man I was on fire!
This is such good writing. Huge props to the writers of Portal 1 and 2.
*(Wheatley Noises)*
Transitions:
4:58
6:27
7:55
GLaDOS:NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
wheatly:YES YES YES!!!!
PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT LEAVE ME IN GO PRESS THE BUTTON
don't do it.
@@AmaticXLII Dew it!
Most seem to like the higher tempo parts, but to me 1:40 is the best, especially in combination with listening to Glados and Wheatley argue.
Yes! Someone else who loves that part too! :DD
Interpretating vague answer as: "Yes."
No, no! Pick up on my sarcasm!
Stalemate detected.
Fire detected in the stalemate resolution annex. Extinguishing.
7:56 Part 5! Booby trap the stalemate button! ...wha- are you still alive?! You are joking! You have got to be kidding me!!
That's actually "Your Precious Moon" Volume 3 of the soundtrack
I don't think he said booby
i have an idea, can u combine wheatley science, the part where he kills you, omg what has he done and bombs for throwing at you?
just me or does everone like 7:55?
Nah, I prefer 6:28
Screw that I like the whole thing.
Its where wheatley booby-trapped the stalemate button and blows you across the room.
*Cough* Press the *Cough* Like button...
This is basically a bunch of electronic sounds smashed together. I love it.
No? It's Real Music.
More like electronic sounds mashed into music
Thats the whole soundtrack lol
Warning: Core corruption at 100 percent.
Hmm, that's funny i don't feel corrupt.
In fact i feel pretty good.
@@AmaticXLII Oh, that's me they're talking about
Alternate Core Detected
6:28 for the second to last transition.
7:56 for the final transition.
Clearly, they CERTAINLY must have MISTAKENLY clicked Dislike, right?
* a hoard of enraged Portal fans descend upon the two Dislike-clickers for their inevitably, invariably ill-fated attempt at saving face by claiming it was a mistake~
And the worst part is - they all have turrets.
PART FIVE! BOOBYTRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON! *What?* Are you still alive? WELL, I'M STILL IN CONTROL AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS PLACE!
I feel dat drop at 7:55
yea 4:58 is a lot better
Radu Claudiu a
DO press it!
7:56 WHAT? Are you still alive? You are joking! You have got to be kidding me!
This is gonna hurt isn't it?
It's really gonna hurt. Oh I didn't think about that.
"Oh it will. Believe me it will."
"Are you just saying that- You're just saying that aren't you- No you're not."
"Exactly how painful are we taAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!!!"
4 people fell for part 5 of the 4 part plan.
I just foamed out of my mouth because you confused me.
Gordon Freeman the Lombax of Space and Hedgehogs and THE TRUE HIGH KING OF SKYRIM AND PANDAS Funny, that's exactly what your username did to me...
4:58 Best part, in my opinion.
This deserves so many more views. At least one million.
bad news my guy
Thank you for putting the entire first part of the ending in a single comment, I really needed that.
News and Politics.
UA-cam strikes again.
An observer to what is observed.
Out of the complexity of every conceivable physical state existing. Out of the infinite differentiated perspectives of the words written in this very comment. As I imagine consciousness to be a form that integrates differentiated perspectives from prior experiences, then this comment is perceived within an infinite perspective of good/evil that is entirely dependent upon the observer.
Extending this mathematical axiom. Where mathematics is the study of patterns. What differentiates the lexicons [Imagination, God, the Word, Consciousness] from each other? Each individual form represents information that attuneates to itself through a function that approaches infinity as it gathers more meaning. How can imagination define imagination? How can God define God? How can Consciousness define consciousness? How do words define words?
Within each lexicons ascribed subjective meaning there exists understanding that is purely relative to the observer. Outside of the observer, there is no truth, because the meaning is ascribed through imagination, as the study of patterns through the function of experienced time as memory.
Through the function of time these elusive lexicons only define more of their own existence. Despite not being able to define themselves, defining seperate 'areas' of existence itself independently from each other, and expanding to infinity through experienced time thwt is relative to the observer.. They are the same words.
If every single physical state exists and already exists independently from my actions. Is it me who writes this?... Or this who writes me?... Do I respond to others, or others who respond to me?
Is it this physical body that moves me? Or is it my existence and form of consciousness/imagination/god/words that moves me relative to any possible physical state of existence within my imagination.
So if I imagine that I am doing good, then I perceive that I am doing good, then others respond to me. Why do they respond in expected ways out of an infinite possible responses? So is it my imagination that defines their meaning? My imagination that defines their words relative to how I understand and expect those words to exist as such?..
I'm not just some ghost in a machine right?.. Are we all ghosts in a machine with imagination? I'm imagining this, its real because I imagine it to existence. Why do I exiat? Why do I follow these paths? Why do I even question why I exist?
7:57 PART FIVE!!! BOOBY TRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON!!!!
WHAT? ARE YOU STILL COMMENTING? YOU ARE JOKING, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
WELL, IM STILL LIKING THE VIDEO, AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS!
*chell shoots moon..*
@@notmyname80 whAT THE-
AAAAAAHHH!
SPACE! SPACE!
LET GO, WE'RE IN SPACE!
General Grievous brought me here.
It got so epic at the end i shit rainbows after :D
Holy shit you have the same first name and profile pic as me (except I have that profile pic on steam not UA-cam)
@@abcdefzhij perhaps you guys are an alt of eachother
@@virtuous_valiant Perhaps
7:55 is getting Alot beter XD
omg...NICE WORK. I destroy that like Button
DONT PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON!!!!
TOO LATE!
after 5:30 im getting pumped
I love bieng replied at why
Listen to this while reading the manga "The Breaker: New Waves" Starting from chapter 49 or above. Freakin suspenseful.
Fantastic work, thumbs up.
DON'T PRESS IT!!!
you deserve more views dude
Wheatley: PART 5 BOBEY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTION! what your still alive?!? You have got to be Joking! Well I’m still in control and I have no idea how to Fix this place!
Me: Shoots portal at moon
Wheatley: What the? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Woah! Space! Ahh! Let go we’re in space!
Space core: space Space SPACCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Wheatley: let go I’m still connected I can pull my self in I can still fix this!
GlaDOS: I already fixed it And you are NOT COMING BACK!
Wheatley: oh no change the plans! Hold on to me Tighter AHHHHH GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
GlaDOS: brings me though the portal
This took me a while please like!
The beggining two seconds was also in cara mia. XD
TWO DISLIKES OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!
BOOBY TRAP THE REPLAY BUTTON D:
PART FIVE! BOOBY-TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!
i
own
nothing
7:56 for yeres
The dislike button! IT'S A TRAAAAAAAAAAP!
7:55 BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I OWN NOTHING"
... not even pants?
your pic is epic :D
7:56 Chiiiiills :3
*incinerates it*
SCP Foundation in a nutshell:
7:55 Part 5, Boobytrap all Gates with explosives! Where you going now, D-9341? What are you going to do when I.. SHOOT YOU AND TAKE YOUR OMNI CARD?!
Something to look forward to :D
DONT PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON!!!!!
PRESS IT PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON!!!
@@MegaUnwetterRoger that!
this i will also use in my game
(cough cough) Copyright (cough cough)
7:56
NO I FORBID YOU TO PRESS IT!!!!!!
Press the _BUTTON!_
@@BurningApple ROGER ROGER
@@Straswa Do not press that button
Anyone know what percussive sounds are used here?
@MrMikedekokkie1
Thanks!
I think I got diarrhea that drop was so explossive...
I like 6:27 onwards
PART 8 BOOBY TRAPE THE OVERLOAD BUTTON
*getting Cosmogony flashbacks*
Press the Like Button Do it DOOOO IT
mmm, smell that jpeg of the sound
GO PRESS THE BUTTON GO PRESS IT!
0:00
1:34
4:58
6:28
7:55
9:00
4:58 Warning: Core corruption at 100 percent
B core overload
404 views. Oh hell yes.
Nice work :D
This is awesome.
EPIC
Oh har. Har har. Rainbows. I get it.
Dat copyrights xD
PART 5- A boobby trap in the DISLIKE BUTTON!!
WHAT? ARE YOU STILL COMMENTING?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
WELL IM STILL LIKING THIS VIDEO, AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS!
COINAC*
You are so close, go press the button!!
Glados? I don't see the button I only see another.portal device? That's green? And it shoots out a green portal? What is that portal gun glados?
This is like the "Hi-Tech" version of "In a heartbeat" by John Murphy (Theme of the movie 28 Days/Weeks Later.)
best part is 6:28 until the end, no argument