Baldur's Gate 3, but I gave Astarion a Gun

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • This was recorded a long time ago when this meme was going around, but I thought it was a crap video.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 52

  • @satinizer8021
    @satinizer8021 4 місяці тому +152

    Most in-character run I've ever seen. 0 fucks given. Just you, Cazador and a glock

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  4 місяці тому +14

      A one track mind for sure! Glad you enjoyed it!

    • @satinizer8021
      @satinizer8021 4 місяці тому +2

      @@JazzyCee Was about to ask if you'd consider doing any other runs like that, but the options are kinda limited. Guess Wyll's speedrun to Iron Throne would work, or Karlach's to kill Gortash, but they are too good-aligned to ignore all the people in need along the way

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  4 місяці тому +4

      @@satinizer8021Sure, I'll put it in the ideas list. Maybe I can make something out of it. Thanks.

  • @s1b3r11
    @s1b3r11 4 місяці тому +110

    "Dude, your trauma's kind of ruined the vibe" XD

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  4 місяці тому +11

      Like, trauma dumping when I'm recording?? Surely there's a better time?!

    • @s1b3r11
      @s1b3r11 4 місяці тому +6

      @@JazzyCee I completely agree XD Astarion, next time go have your ptsd somewhere else instead of ruining the vibe XD

  • @kasmith54
    @kasmith54 4 місяці тому +92

    Glockstarion

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  4 місяці тому +4

      Haha, that's how they called him in the streets of Baldur's Gate for sure!

  • @m-gascorner4624
    @m-gascorner4624 4 місяці тому +79

    Go-Go Gadget: Open Carry!

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  4 місяці тому +7

      My favorite episode of Inspector Gadget was def the one where he commits double homicide.

  • @SunnesVirlian
    @SunnesVirlian 4 місяці тому +77

    lore acurrate astarion

  • @VerluxUA
    @VerluxUA 4 місяці тому +63

    7 bucks for a bit, was it worth it? Scholars are divided

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  4 місяці тому +6

      Haha! It was certainly a bold strategy that will not pay off at all.

  • @codyconnor6981
    @codyconnor6981 4 місяці тому +51

    POV: You dropped a group of Americans into Baldur’s Gate to show the people the glory of the second amendment.

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  4 місяці тому +16

      Therapist: American Astarion does't exist, he can't hurt you.
      American Astarion:

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@JazzyCeeYankstarion: "Careful now, darlin'- ah bite~"

  • @spctvl03
    @spctvl03 4 місяці тому +22

    holy crap comedy gold

  • @lawrencefosterjenkins8216
    @lawrencefosterjenkins8216 4 місяці тому +17

    The amazing horse reference…the fact that I recognized it really shows my age.

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  4 місяці тому +1

      Stoooop, you'll make me feel old too!

  • @artificiallightk
    @artificiallightk 3 місяці тому +4

    Counterpoint: Rocket Launcher. Beautiful. Mesmerizing. Life altering.

  • @unclebara7356
    @unclebara7356 4 місяці тому +13

    SHART JUMPSCARE

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  4 місяці тому +4

      That's so funny, I should've edited her appearance like that!

  • @TheDjdjakko
    @TheDjdjakko 3 місяці тому +4

    I'm sorry but the benny quote broke me!

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  3 місяці тому

      Hey, if I have a chance to reference New Vegas you bet your derriere I will!

  • @mega2009man
    @mega2009man 4 місяці тому +8

    I loved this! Too hilarious I gotta share it 😂🤣

  • @tumainivt
    @tumainivt 3 місяці тому +3

    *fancy* C A S A D O R

  • @PhantomMelody1876
    @PhantomMelody1876 4 місяці тому +5

    NoW TRY it on honour mode

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  4 місяці тому +3

      I def want to do it legit at some point as an actual speedrun. But that's far away, hopefully once the channels more stable.

  • @Viralvicky0666
    @Viralvicky0666 22 години тому

    Martial arts move.... RPG!!!

  • @Marvelite
    @Marvelite 4 місяці тому +8

    Sorry I didn't catch it, what was that game in the end? Is it available on steam?

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  4 місяці тому +3

      Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms and yes, it's on Steam. Maybe it's stockholm syndrome, but I might do a short video on it, because it has a very satisfying thing I never saw any other idle games do.
      Edit: Also, if you do play, check out the Jukebox, the songs in there are awesome!

    • @Marvelite
      @Marvelite 4 місяці тому +1

      @@JazzyCee Thank you so much!!!! Did you have to do mods to have the squid Astarion?

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  4 місяці тому

      @@Marvelite Oh no that's a skin, that's why I said it cost me 7 bucks haha. You can get Astarion himself for free, tho, but you have to grind a bit, I believe.

    • @Louves192
      @Louves192 3 місяці тому

      It's a strangely addicting game. One day I started it out of curiosity and bam! now I have 2k hours.

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  3 місяці тому

      @@Louves192 U right. I just passed over 100 hours, and had 5 when I made this video lol.

  • @bingonight1504
    @bingonight1504 3 місяці тому +1

    Incredible work on that joke at the end, but never do that again im worried for you

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  3 місяці тому +2

      I'm sorry to report that the next few videos have even worse decisions on my part.

  • @zachfutv9986
    @zachfutv9986 12 днів тому

    RPGs Don't explode, they just punch holes in really hard things. Rocket launchers explode.

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  11 днів тому

      I don't know how serious you are being, but I will leave this here regardless: RPGs don't explode, but what they throw certainly does. The warhead ("the grenade") is designed to explode, which is what actually punches through armor and stuff. Also, RPGs are actually a type of Rocket launcher. It's that whole "Every RPG is a rocket launcher, but not every rocket launcher is an RPG."

    • @zachfutv9986
      @zachfutv9986 11 днів тому

      @@JazzyCee I just meant they don't explode like missiles do. But yes, you are very correct.

  • @SteveTheArtCritic
    @SteveTheArtCritic 3 місяці тому +2

    ehem, it's "twunk" not twink good sir

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  3 місяці тому +8

      I shan't hear none of it! The only explanation for Astarion being muscular is Larian not bothering with other body types. That man was an aristocrat turned emaciated vamp, no way those abs are canon, haha.

    • @gaIIowsCaIibrator
      @gaIIowsCaIibrator 2 дні тому

      It's definitely twink

  • @mickeymanik
    @mickeymanik 3 місяці тому

    WHAT MOD IS THIS!!!!!! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  3 місяці тому +1

      M1911, RPG, Colt Python, AKM. Can't get you the exact names rn, but if you search for these on the Nexus you should find the right mods.

  • @huewynaut
    @huewynaut 3 місяці тому

    h yes, spend money to get a character in a game, instead of searching youtube videos lmao. The Video was very fun tho. Just the ending was a bit abrupt and would have been fun if you'd shown more :)

    • @JazzyCee
      @JazzyCee  3 місяці тому +2

      I did search. There were no videos with that skin that I could find. To my mind, the whole video was supposed to.just be a joke, so dragging it out didn't feel right.

  • @GabrielBadwolf
    @GabrielBadwolf 4 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂