Everything Wrong With Face/Off In 18 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубліковано 8 лип 2015
  • Face/Off, one of the awesomest ridiculous action films ever to come out of the 90's. Fun, but sinful as hell.
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  • @rhinocandle7024
    @rhinocandle7024 5 років тому +499

    You missed the sin of him saying a cough could dislodge his voice, followed by multiple heavy fight scenes with no repercussions. Classic

    • @michaeltruthson6262
      @michaeltruthson6262 4 роки тому +10

      PING🔔

    • @pipoper101
      @pipoper101 4 роки тому +10

      did he cough doe

    • @terrorversetv
      @terrorversetv 3 роки тому +3

      That always bothered tf out of me

    • @KelticTim
      @KelticTim 3 роки тому +5

      TerrorverseTV it shouldn’t, be clearly says he needs to cough to dislodge it, and he never coughs. Sin removed.

    • @lukibug
      @lukibug 3 роки тому +1

      Nailed it!

  • @scytheseven9173
    @scytheseven9173 9 років тому +140

    Has anyone noticed that for the most part, Castor Troy was both a better husband and a better father as Archer than the real Archer?

    • @FaceFamous
      @FaceFamous 9 років тому +12

      True I though the same thing even though Caster was crazy but gee ran the house better.And didn't out up with men abusing kids..as the remorse he felt for shooting Archers son

    • @FaceFamous
      @FaceFamous 9 років тому +15

      Ronnie Williams spell check my bad. Basically he did better at protecting the home and Archers daughter he may be insanely crazy but didn't put up with the rape stuff and violence on children. Hence remorse for killing Archers son.

    • @Ivy94F
      @Ivy94F 9 років тому +13

      Very true. But I think that was intended. This whole experience made the real archer a better father. You learn in the beginning that his home life is a mess because he takes his family for granted.

    • @FaceFamous
      @FaceFamous 9 років тому +4

      Very true didn't think about that.Archery had more loyalty for work than his family until the face change role reversal.

    • @usernamechecksout9901
      @usernamechecksout9901 3 роки тому +3

      @@FaceFamous he was a psychopath, he only saved the girl to look good.

  • @justinsayswtf
    @justinsayswtf 5 років тому +61

    I remember reading somewhere that Nicolas Cage was hesitant to portray Castor Troy because he didn't want to be a villain. He took the role once he realized that technically he would be the good guy for like 80% of the movie. I've always wondered if that's why Cage had Troy look like he felt terrible about killing the kid in the beginning. Castor Troy wasn't truly shown to be irredeemably evil and psychotic until Travolta was playing him.

    • @24get24give
      @24get24give Місяць тому +1

      that surprises me because he is so good at playing the psycho in this movie, he looks like he's having a ball through the whole movie!

  • @moedanglez
    @moedanglez 5 років тому +71

    John Woo: “cut!”
    Danny Masterson: “we were rolling?”

  • @diamondking3421
    @diamondking3421 8 років тому +804

    The sickest thing about this movie is that Sean actually replaced his murdered son with the son of the guy who killed him, whose father Sean himself killed. Imagine the conversations at the dinner table and future therapey sessions about that. JERRY, JERRY, JERRY.

    • @julesf.meloborges811
      @julesf.meloborges811 6 років тому +60

      That makes all the sense. Sean is the opposite of Troy - Even the blood type. Troy kills Sean's son, Sean adopts Troy's. Troy kills, Sean protects.

    • @VonWenk
      @VonWenk 6 років тому +2

      As I recall, Castor Troy was still alive at the end.

    • @in_vas_por8810
      @in_vas_por8810 5 років тому +38

      He protec, he attac, but he also adop son

    • @tolaiya35
      @tolaiya35 5 років тому +1

      Hi

    • @GuessTheRiddIes
      @GuessTheRiddIes 5 років тому +21

      Sean is a good guy
      Troy is a bad guy
      The kid is innocent..
      The kid remind him of his dead son
      Simple as that

  • @RoboCunnilingus
    @RoboCunnilingus 9 років тому +456

    I lost it at the smell my hands montage. Why on Earth is that in the movie so much, lol

    • @Tomnickles
      @Tomnickles 9 років тому +5

      RoboCunnilingus They explain it in the movie I think. Something to do with sign language maybe? Been a long time since I saw it.

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 9 років тому +164

      RoboCunnilingus Probably paving road for the sequel: Hands/Off.

    • @KaivenX
      @KaivenX 9 років тому +5

      Igorcastrochucre To which, would be the prequel of Zoolander, starring the hand model legend J. P. Prewitt (David Duchovny).

    • @TheMerkWithTheMouth
      @TheMerkWithTheMouth 9 років тому +22

      RoboCunnilingus Because it's not enough that the plot has to revolve around a couple of face transplants AND the movie has to be called Face/Off AND Castor Troy has to have a scene where he repeatedly mentions wanting to take Sean Archer's face off.
      John Woo also needs everyone to touch everyone else's face. Just to hammer the point home.

    • @jonblackesew
      @jonblackesew 9 років тому +4

      Igorcastrochucre f'king LOL!!!!

  • @mitchellorchard2163
    @mitchellorchard2163 4 роки тому +47

    "I can eat a peach for hours." Is hands down top 3 best Nicholas Cage lines every spoken.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 роки тому +5

      Also number one on the list of "Things you would never hear Mario say while he's on a Nintendo system".

    • @SarimFaruque
      @SarimFaruque Рік тому +2

      "I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence"

    • @salmonking1960
      @salmonking1960 Рік тому +1

      ​@@SarimFaruque "me and my clone are gonna have a 3 way with the declaration of independence"
      Cage on SNL

    • @zeobide
      @zeobide 10 місяців тому +2

      @@salmonking1960 My fav is "put the bunny back in the box."

    • @24get24give
      @24get24give Місяць тому

      no way, every line in Vally Girl was better!

  • @dunoa1141
    @dunoa1141 7 років тому +477

    I swear whoever wrote this movie was doing blow

    • @technomage6736
      @technomage6736 6 років тому +33

      Duno A Apparently some of the actors were too.

    • @VonWenk
      @VonWenk 6 років тому +24

      According to IMDb, the writers conceived Face/Off as being set in the future, and John Woo made it contemporary.

    • @abhishekparmar6702
      @abhishekparmar6702 4 роки тому +4

      @@VonWenk also there's an old Indian movie with exact concept but plot is little more cohesive than this one. It's name is "Don".

    • @danhagen9655
      @danhagen9655 4 роки тому +6

      Along with Ketamine, Heroin, and Meth.

    • @BattleRAAD
      @BattleRAAD 4 роки тому +5

      Im high as hell rn, this movie makes _all_ the no sense to me.

  • @glst1974
    @glst1974 8 років тому +807

    I thought this plot was dumb, but the movie, for me, delivered quality, popcorn fun. Still, one of my favorite action movies.

    • @henrygutierrez3243
      @henrygutierrez3243 8 років тому +13

      same

    • @julesf.meloborges811
      @julesf.meloborges811 6 років тому +53

      The plot is not so "Dumb" per si. It's just too hard to justify all that mumbo jumbo science. I love the idea of changing identities physically with your worst enemy, in a modern-day scenario, with Gun Fu action, Cat-and-mouse chases and a revenge.
      All that would be really hard to make it in a reasonable movie logic, so... let's use Comic Book logic and just have fun!

    • @martinrangelov7438
      @martinrangelov7438 5 років тому +2

      Amen, brother

    • @basithph8958
      @basithph8958 4 роки тому +7

      This is one of the best action movies ever made

    • @brendacshea
      @brendacshea 4 роки тому

      for sure. John Woo being conflicted about what was gonna happen in Hong Kong in the late 90's gave us this and Hard Target

  • @flywithjacob
    @flywithjacob 9 років тому +398

    Yes Jeremy, the heat of that jet engine would indeed be fatal at that range.

    • @DARTHMOBIUS
      @DARTHMOBIUS 9 років тому +100

      Jacob Wilson Plus the 250+ MPH impact into the metal grate...

    • @flywithjacob
      @flywithjacob 9 років тому +77

      DARTHMOBIUS Minor detail.

    • @DARTHMOBIUS
      @DARTHMOBIUS 9 років тому +2

      Jacob Wilson lol

    • @Carrotspy
      @Carrotspy 9 років тому +101

      Would it melt steel beams?

    • @he.smile_
      @he.smile_ 9 років тому +37

      Carrot Spy was waiting for this comment

  • @hexen666
    @hexen666 5 років тому +82

    For all their faults, the classic trilogy of Cage action films in the mid-90s is essential viewing. Face/Off, Con Air and The Rock are all great popcorn action films. But yeah, kinda knew CinemaSins would be gunning for this one as the plot is so batshit crazy that it's funny to see you hit it!

    • @TapSangBong
      @TapSangBong 5 років тому +6

      i agree, it's the trifecta of 90s awesomeness. fond memories:)

    • @Defender78
      @Defender78 Місяць тому

      and in each of those movies, Nic Cage goes flying through the air due to an explosion.

  • @onasknox9284
    @onasknox9284 4 роки тому +52

    The haircut part is for real, even as a kid I wanted to know how they kept hair out of his open face when my hair stylist can't keep it out of my collar!

    • @daltonjobson8402
      @daltonjobson8402 3 роки тому +1

      Same that scene bothered me so much as a kid

  • @Flaris
    @Flaris 9 років тому +297

    Face.....Off!

  • @Subscriber-ph8es
    @Subscriber-ph8es 9 років тому +183

    "I want to take his face.... off!"
    "His face... off?"
    "His face... off!"
    "Face... off..."
    "Face... off!"
    "Smell my hand!"

    • @julesf.meloborges811
      @julesf.meloborges811 6 років тому +17

      No more drugs for that man

    • @Krendall2
      @Krendall2 2 роки тому

      @@julesf.meloborges811 I'm disappointed we didn't get a sin reduction for that line.

  • @felixflight17
    @felixflight17 7 років тому +308

    I have always wondered, when Castor wakes from his coma with no face, how he still manages to hold a cigarette between his lips.

    • @jam19h
      @jam19h 7 років тому +76

      The groovy pain killers.

    • @sandernielsen8018
      @sandernielsen8018 7 років тому +5

      Or take for that matter.

    • @Tony_Miller
      @Tony_Miller 6 років тому +17

      Stef Murray how he still manages to have lips and eyelids is beyond me

    • @joshuablack8221
      @joshuablack8221 4 роки тому

      Stef Murray 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @burtmacklin5975
      @burtmacklin5975 4 роки тому +3

      @wolfaesthetic fucking lol

  • @ehill1536
    @ehill1536 5 років тому +28

    This movie, to me, is a classic. Along with Con Air, every time I see them on I watch and am still pleased.

  • @McJaews
    @McJaews 9 років тому +278

    "Stop talking about Face/Off!"
    - Pat

    • @backwords100
      @backwords100 9 років тому +51

      McJaews "What's Face/Off?"
      -Liam

    • @Dingodile.
      @Dingodile. 9 років тому +45

      McJaews "WHENS MAHVEL"
      -Woolie

    • @MasterBDG701
      @MasterBDG701 9 років тому +44

      McJaews "Meow."
      -Zach

    • @dmjft101
      @dmjft101 9 років тому +6

      McJaews "ppl stop trying to quote yourselfs. nothing you do is important"
      -unknown

    • @Void_Daddy
      @Void_Daddy 9 років тому +16

      McJaews "Everyone talk about Face/Off"
      -Matt

  • @mortified0
    @mortified0 9 років тому +1068

    I think we all know that jet fuel can't melt Nicolas Cage.

    • @mitchellk129
      @mitchellk129 9 років тому +4

      My Profile Picture is by Hatomame, will all you perverts stop asking What the fuck is your profile picture of?

    • @mortified0
      @mortified0 9 років тому +30

      It's a reaction to a peach being eaten for hours.

    • @mitchellk129
      @mitchellk129 9 років тому +8

      But who the fuck is it, you piece of shit?

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 9 років тому +1

      My Profile Picture is by Hatomame, will all you perverts stop asking Oh, really? Well, who's it by?

    • @mortified0
      @mortified0 9 років тому +3

      Jaguar Paw The happy owner of a peach.

  • @lukoscreyden
    @lukoscreyden 6 років тому +19

    This film will be remembered forever as a true work of art.

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 2 роки тому +2

      John woo just rehashed the ideas he used in his hong kong movies in this one

  • @jacobras
    @jacobras 7 років тому +205

    That "smell my hand" bonus was very funny :p

  • @ghezalA
    @ghezalA 9 років тому +177

    Yeah but can you eat a peach for hours? ... CAN YOU?!

    • @Barbayat79
      @Barbayat79 9 років тому

      MrsBananaPhone I took that statement in the same way as a dude boosting he's really huge, as if a douchebag like that would perform oral on someone for even 15 mins :P

    • @Rodgerinho
      @Rodgerinho 9 років тому +5

      Barbayat Bloodwater He's a sociopath in the film. I wouldn't be surprised at reckless and compulsive sexual acts, 6 hours isn't that crazy. But then comes the murdering sooo....not exactly win-win for the possessor of the peachy posterior
      MrsBananaPhone Challenge....accepted!

    • @kratoscallofduty
      @kratoscallofduty 9 років тому

      I can...but after 45 minutes, she makes me stop because she can't take any more orgasms.

    • @kratoscallofduty
      @kratoscallofduty 9 років тому

      Rodgerinho Actually, yes. Too many orgasms. Sorry you aren't good enough for it to happen to you. Keep practicing.

    • @Rodgerinho
      @Rodgerinho 9 років тому +3

      kratoscallofduty Hahahahaha. Yes. Of course. Too many orgasms. She's a kind person to say that. Because it's possible to have too many orgasms. It's the intense physical and mental stimulation that gets boring after a while, huh? That often used comment, I'm getting tired of these orgasms.
      Incidentally, I do realize your ego is puffed up beyond your ability to see over it, but a girl's ability to have an orgasm is in fact her own ability, NOT yours. You talk about being good in bed as though it's entirely your effort. You're not re-fitting a car, there are two of you involved, and an arrogant lover isn't a good one. You're (maybe) lucky enough to have a sexually responsive person with whom you share a connection. If you aren't just lying, then you have something special, and you're letting arrogance overshadow it. If you sleep with enough women you'll realize that some girls don't have the same comfort with their sexuality, and if they do, it's their own growth, development and experience. Women are far, FAR more mental in their attraction, it's not as much to do with the physical, so if she's turned on and responsive, it has a lot more to do with what's going on in her head, than what you're doing physically. Which is why some women can literally orgasm without even touching themselves.
      Long story short, stop taking credit for something that's not yours. Be grateful and appreciative of your girlfriend. And bear in mind that women do stop being lubricated, it starts to become painful after a while, it's the same as guys losing their erection after a while, it's a natural thing, mostly because sex as a biological act has no purpose in longevity.

  • @DoctaDaKing
    @DoctaDaKing 9 років тому +282

    Remember when these used to be 4 minutes long?

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 9 років тому +81

      Oh those where the good old days.....they should re-do all of their earlier ones to present length! Ideas IDEAS!

    • @owenpo1417
      @owenpo1417 9 років тому +24

      Stephen Aderanti I know they don't do this, but if we are persistent enough, they could do to The Last Airbender what they did to Dragonball Evolution. But I don't see that happening, but hey, I can dream can't I?

    • @aussie_anarchist
      @aussie_anarchist 9 років тому +24

      DoctaDaKing remember when the dislike button worked?

    • @Kisaac717
      @Kisaac717 9 років тому

      .

    • @Shadow07Warrior1989
      @Shadow07Warrior1989 9 років тому

      Kisaac717 If you don't like watching longer movies of the same stuff, then stop watching the videos and quit bitching. You've got zero right to complain if you make the conscious choice to watch regardless you know.

  • @therealsuperkyl3
    @therealsuperkyl3 7 років тому +219

    His face....off

  • @yeetymcyeet4760
    @yeetymcyeet4760 7 років тому +9

    This is actually a terrifying proposition. You switch faces with someone while they're in a coma, they wake up, take your face and steal your life. Then you can't get out of a death sentence. It would be horrifying (if it were possible)

  • @n4ko
    @n4ko 9 років тому +186

    i lost it at "fuck michael"

    • @FaceFamous
      @FaceFamous 9 років тому +21

      I fell out laughing like he was so easy to replace..we have a stunt double son now. So Fuck Michael! :-) lmao

    • @blingwithconfidence
      @blingwithconfidence 8 років тому +1

      +Marian Dani lmbo ikr

  • @GamerGod353
    @GamerGod353 9 років тому +73

    The love of hand smelling always get's me in the feels.

    • @hakuorowitsuarunemitea8708
      @hakuorowitsuarunemitea8708 9 років тому +15

      When I get married I don't want to kiss my new spouse, I just want to smell their hand.

    • @hakuorowitsuarunemitea8708
      @hakuorowitsuarunemitea8708 8 років тому +1

      L1am21??? How would ya get that from smelling my hand?

    • @L1am21
      @L1am21 8 років тому

      Vyce Bozeck thought we were talking about smelling our new brides hand why would i smell yours. p.s its a joke

    • @hakuorowitsuarunemitea8708
      @hakuorowitsuarunemitea8708 8 років тому

      L1am21 Ah. I get it now.

    • @hakuorowitsuarunemitea8708
      @hakuorowitsuarunemitea8708 8 років тому +1

      Reilly Daniel I was thinking of other things at the time.

  • @ronaldcoleman4786
    @ronaldcoleman4786 7 років тому +62

    "HERE...smell my hand" is gonna be the title of the prequel.

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 6 років тому +2

      Ronald Coleman that or "Hand/Off"

    • @arturofernandez9604
      @arturofernandez9604 2 роки тому +1

      Smell my finger.....
      Eww, what is that...
      Doofy...my ass
      Scary movie.

  • @daneg007
    @daneg007 3 роки тому +13

    and luckily for, archer, no one ever brought up the prison guards that he scarred with acid and murdered.

    • @madhousenetwork7765
      @madhousenetwork7765 2 роки тому +1

      They will get the miraculous plastic surgery to restore their faces

  • @micksmightymr
    @micksmightymr 8 років тому +149

    You missed one. When he tells the story about the drunken dentist he says his wife is a vegetarian, but when Castor makes the dinner for her, there's lobster on the table. That would have been a big red flag for me if I was the wife. "Ah, honey, you have known for how many years I don't eat this stuff?"

    • @szekesfehervar2230
      @szekesfehervar2230 4 роки тому +8

      Maybe Sean loves lobsters
      I mean I adore lobsters and I can eat 5 easily

    • @wattson451
      @wattson451 3 роки тому +4

      That ticked me off too when I watched the movie, but then again she may be pescatarian or quit being vegetarian, but I'm with you on this.

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 2 роки тому

      Vegetarians eat fish or maybe she didn't eat it?

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 2 роки тому

      @@duckielove2286 they haven't had sex for years

    • @tinafoster8665
      @tinafoster8665 2 роки тому +1

      GOOD ONE

  • @leandracatt
    @leandracatt 8 років тому +24

    I used to watch this movie with my father when I was little. It's a nice memory, I liked watching the movies he liked with him but I could never look when they switched their faces and he had to explain me that it's just a trick and only the actors were changing roles. I wish I could go back to those times :)

  • @djhabibi04
    @djhabibi04 4 роки тому +10

    15:15: you gotta be fair this time - the surgeon had said to be careful with the voice chip because a violent thump could dislodge it, so it happened during the fight.

  • @8bitPikachu
    @8bitPikachu 7 років тому +24

    the magnet shoes in the prison are the STOMPERS from Super Mario Bros

  • @DarknessInferno15
    @DarknessInferno15 9 років тому +281

    0:43 What. The. Fuck.

    • @prometheushippopotimi3076
      @prometheushippopotimi3076 9 років тому +68

      DarknessInferno15 he ejaculated for the first time

    • @Tarantel666
      @Tarantel666 9 років тому +120

      DarknessInferno15 Nicolas. Cage.

    • @AmethystLeslie
      @AmethystLeslie 9 років тому +17

      DarknessInferno15 believe me, i'm dying over here.

    • @RobertEdits
      @RobertEdits 9 років тому +2

      DarknessInferno15 it gets worse dont watch it

    • @DarknessInferno15
      @DarknessInferno15 9 років тому +3

      MichaelKlump
      I watched this movie once, about 10 years ago, when I was a kid. I remember fuck all. So, no, I did not.

  • @GuilleVQ
    @GuilleVQ 9 років тому +14

    Actually, Castor and Pollux were the roman twin brothers of Helen of Troy. So, given that the last name of the characters is TROY, the fact that their are called Castor and Pollux is an intended pun.

  • @Squeaxx
    @Squeaxx 4 роки тому +46

    For some reason I always loved this movie. The concept was interesting to me even if it was a cheesy movie.

    • @serio232004
      @serio232004 3 роки тому +3

      I think we all liked this movie we just didnt realize how bad it was till now like a high budget b movie

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian 3 роки тому

      It's like Freaky Friday, but with guns.

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 4 роки тому +50

    “Why is the entire dove population of California in this church?” - two words: John Woo

  • @cornishchris8404
    @cornishchris8404 8 років тому +69

    Face/Off is one of my all time favorite movies

  • @Ruiner667
    @Ruiner667 9 років тому +1241

    So he'd like to take his face......off?

    • @Novenae_CCG
      @Novenae_CCG 9 років тому +14

      Bjørn Edvard Holmberg Yeah, it's so he can be a mascot in a car commercial.

    • @noukami22
      @noukami22 9 років тому +26

      Bjørn Edvard Holmberg Woah, hold the wild theories there, pal.

    • @NDOhioan
      @NDOhioan 9 років тому +28

      Bjørn Edvard Holmberg His face... *off*!

    • @user-uz2ku3vb6b
      @user-uz2ku3vb6b 9 років тому +20

      Bjørn Edvard Holmberg You don't get it, he'd like to take his face... off!

    • @IamTheBombardier
      @IamTheBombardier 9 років тому +7

      Bjørn Edvard Holmberg What he'd like? Please come again.

  • @AAACEntertainment
    @AAACEntertainment 7 років тому +153

    Didn't know how adverse I was to John Travolta licking things until I saw it. Almost vomited, I swear to god.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 4 роки тому +5

      smell my hand

    • @606danco
      @606danco 4 роки тому +4

      That made you vomit wow whats wrong with people these days they become so weak

    • @scentlessapprentice88
      @scentlessapprentice88 3 роки тому +1

      Who are you looking at in your profile pic? I'm driving in mine but who are you looking over at? Are you about to smell ravens hand?

    • @jbdixon4020
      @jbdixon4020 3 роки тому

      PEACHES 😈

    • @plutonium87
      @plutonium87 2 роки тому

      That was Nicholas Cage tho

  • @portugal5698
    @portugal5698 2 роки тому +31

    I don’t care what anyone says, this movie was badass on a legendary, iconic level. Mainly due to Cages amazing performance going from a Joker-like psycho instantly to a depressed guy empty inside from the death of his son. This movie is a real masterpiece. Cage barely dissapoints and love him or hate him, he always puts on a show.

    • @albertomarruffo6279
      @albertomarruffo6279 Рік тому +1

      I didn’t see this till I was hooking up with my boss. Who is 14 years older than me. I was 36 and she was 50. And while watching this she gave me the best dome I ever had. A few times actually. We not together no more. I didn’t like the fact her and my mom got along so well. And remember Elvis the same way. My point was that it was a pretty decent movie for the time. I didn’t see it till almost 20 years later.

    • @leland818
      @leland818 Рік тому

      @@albertomarruffo6279 interesting

  • @melvinshaw7574
    @melvinshaw7574 8 років тому +155

    So it's a movie about John Travolta out Nick Cage-ing Nick Cage while Nick Cage out John Travolta-s John Travolta. F*ck, Nick Cage's job was so easy.

    • @KTF0
      @KTF0 6 років тому +4

      Greatest concept for a movie ever.

    • @dianheffernan3436
      @dianheffernan3436 3 роки тому

      The cynabytes twins! Weee

  • @TheReelCorner
    @TheReelCorner 9 років тому +773

    So.... he's wants to.... um... take his..... face...... I'm struggling. Someone help?

    • @pyritepaladin5647
      @pyritepaladin5647 9 років тому +85

      They want to take the face......off.

    • @TheReelCorner
      @TheReelCorner 9 років тому +63

      The... face..... OFF??? No....

    • @sandrols7
      @sandrols7 9 років тому +65

      TheReelCorner the face....
      OFF!!!!

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 9 років тому +36

      Pyrite Paladin So, what you're saying is they're going to take the face...off?

    • @Nzuser1
      @Nzuser1 9 років тому +27

      TheReelCorner Olaf.....His face Olaf

  • @Rosetheegreat1134
    @Rosetheegreat1134 4 роки тому +18

    Before I watch this I want to say sadly, this is my favorite guilty pleasure movie of all time. I hope This doesn’t truly ruin it for me, or do I lol

    • @cameront3596
      @cameront3596 4 роки тому +3

      I was worried about that, too! And after watching this episode, nope, still love the sheer lunacy of Face/Off. Classic.

    • @notanm6616
      @notanm6616 3 роки тому +1

      It makes this movie even more entertaining.

  • @kidchamp2450
    @kidchamp2450 Рік тому +3

    Nic Cage acting as Sean Archer acting as Castor Troy in prison is the greatest cinematic experience of all time! I am Castor Troy!

  • @rodneyrex1000
    @rodneyrex1000 9 років тому +154

    Wait wait wait wait...Face what?

    • @megamanxtreme2
      @megamanxtreme2 9 років тому

      Harmless Black Guy LOL!

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 9 років тому +24

      Harmless Black Guy his face................... off...!

    • @megamanxtreme2
      @megamanxtreme2 9 років тому +1

      Murcia doxial I want to get legally-prescribed whatever drugs he was taking.

    • @AK-wb2ww
      @AK-wb2ww 9 років тому +10

      .....off!

    • @rivaldoniofantariousnelson1491
      @rivaldoniofantariousnelson1491 9 років тому +1

      Harmless Black Guy not face what.....FACE.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................OFF!

  • @JeffreyHeesch
    @JeffreyHeesch 9 років тому +186

    Smell... My... HAND!!!

    • @bendavis3859
      @bendavis3859 9 років тому +7

      Jeffrey Heesch No you smell my hand

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 8 років тому +26

      Jeffrey Heesch God, your hand smells so bad, it makes me want to take my face....... OFF!

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 8 років тому +2

      ***** The internet is under my thorough surveillance... and control.

  • @Pete-Logos
    @Pete-Logos 6 років тому +3

    Thank you for that!! Hearing you rip this movie to shreds is so satisfying it almost takes away the sting of witnessing "Face Off." I say "witness" because you don't say "I 'watched' a crime." That's what this was: a crime (against all logic & reasoning.)

  • @odoridori
    @odoridori 7 років тому +94

    you didnt include nic cage swimming from the offshore prison back home :(

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 7 років тому +4

      do ot Because that isn't a sin. Back when I swam competitively we would do that distance easily and wouldn't even be all that tired after it. Once you set a pace in swimming you can go for ages.

    • @odoridori
      @odoridori 7 років тому +24

      *****
      didnt know his character was a competitive swimmer

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 7 років тому +9

      john doe You don't need to be. All you need to be is reasonably fit and able to set a pace.
      And based on the shit he does in this movie, I would say he's more than fit enough.
      Also, it's easier to swim in the sea than in a pool as you are more buoyant.

    • @12227UserName
      @12227UserName 5 років тому +7

      @@niallreid7664
      Can't tell if you're serious or not. No, you can't swim to land from a prison that's located in the middle of the sea. People don't have enough endurance to swim that far. And that's not to mention that the tides would likely pull you away from your destination. For example, even proffesional swimmers who have Navy Seal experience get lost just miles out from land. Also, another example are those who tried escaping Alcatraz by using rafts no less. It's largely believed none of them survived, although their bodies were never located due to the vastness of the ocean. Because of the currents, waves and having no food, the most common belief is that their rafts gave out and they eventually sank due to not having enough stamina to remain afloat.

    • @spaceace4387
      @spaceace4387 4 роки тому +2

      @@niallreid7664 No, just being in shape doesn't make you a good swimmer.

  • @evancarlson5805
    @evancarlson5805 8 років тому +58

    Nicolas Cage can blur on cue. Sounds like the beginning to a more awesome version of Chuck Norris jokes.

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 6 років тому +1

      That's high praise.

    • @DBMWM3GTR
      @DBMWM3GTR 4 роки тому

      My cock can became as big as a jet plane

  • @Liltwilightprincess2
    @Liltwilightprincess2 9 років тому +194

    Please tell me you're doing Nicolas Cage films right now because I would love it if you did Wicker Man!!

    • @brianstraight9308
      @brianstraight9308 9 років тому +1

      Ashleigh Jones Oh hell yes!

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 9 років тому +1

      Oh yea. :)

    • @tyleroliver1646
      @tyleroliver1646 9 років тому +1

      Ashleigh Jones I'm honestly surprised that they haven't done it already lol

    • @ansuelix
      @ansuelix 9 років тому +30

      NOT THE BEES

    • @JoyfullJuneBugg
      @JoyfullJuneBugg 9 років тому +3

      Ashleigh Jones & The Rock

  • @meldraghart
    @meldraghart 4 роки тому +7

    After watching that movie, even now I'm still thinking John Travolta would be perfect Joker

  • @8584zender
    @8584zender 7 років тому +4

    The most interesting (?) thing about this is that Cage can actually act so he does a funny Travolta impression. But, Travolta doesn't even try to be Cage. Good times.

  • @KristenM1030
    @KristenM1030 9 років тому +40

    He's able to bypass the voice thing because in an earlier scene, they warned him not to get hit there or to let it get damaged because he's real voice would come through then. So in the most convenient timing ever, the voice translator got damaged the minute he needed to convince his daughter that it was really him and not Castor.

    • @onlytymewilltell
      @onlytymewilltell 5 років тому +2

      Yep!! Prior to that scene there were countless times it should have dislodged but didn't lol

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 8 років тому +170

    They should have called this movie Smell/Hand

  • @zendpixie
    @zendpixie 4 роки тому +8

    God I remember watching this movie with my dad on one christmas. It was great

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 6 років тому +12

    6:34 Oh, they definitely are NOT the only ones who know about Sean. Wasn't there a whole team's worth of people during Sean's operation, one cutting his hair and one monitoring equipment and one making sure no one pointed out the lunacy and a bunch of others? But just killing these three people is enough to keep all those others silent, even though they don't know about the deaths of the three and couldn't possibly find out about their deaths without putting it together that Castor woke up and had his own operation? (Ding) Which also brings up the point that Walsh was able to do the Castor operation by himself when he needed the whole team before, and in even less time! (Ding)

    • @VonWenk
      @VonWenk 6 років тому +1

      Even when I first saw this movie, I thought "How off the books can an operation be that you can cover it up by killing three people?"

  • @davidjames3985
    @davidjames3985 8 років тому +227

    you cant extract blood from the tricep... thats like 20 sins plus.

    • @theshockmaster8071
      @theshockmaster8071 8 років тому +6

      true

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 8 років тому +139

      If you can transplant faces perfectly you can do anything

    • @phillytheflyerable
      @phillytheflyerable 7 років тому +50

      THATS what you don't believe in this film?

    • @razvanmihalache5680
      @razvanmihalache5680 6 років тому +2

      Lazy Bear Lol no muscles don't contain blood, veins and arteries do.

    • @funtpacecoof
      @funtpacecoof 6 років тому +7

      Yep, anyone who's at the least ever had a blood test would likely know that you will have an incredibly hard time getting blood into a syringe if the needle isn't in a vein or artery first... plus blindly jabbing the needle directly in without even looking would have about a one in a trillion chance of landing in a vein. Most people: 1, movie: 0.

  • @bullwinkle524
    @bullwinkle524 9 років тому +11

    My God that was the best "roll credits" ever

  • @theDon.top10ranking
    @theDon.top10ranking 5 років тому +6

    Might have gotten quite a bit of, well deserved, sins. But I love this movie. Love the two actors practically impersonating each other, so enjoyable! I like your "smell my hand" composure, really funny!

  • @ruthrobinson2232
    @ruthrobinson2232 4 роки тому +8

    I still love face off! For all it’s faults, it will always be one of my favourites!!!

  • @MartKencuda
    @MartKencuda 8 років тому +22

    And they never mentioned how Travolta's "thing" with his family was to drag his hand down the center of their face. Like, who does that? Go over to your SO right now and do it to them to see their reaction. I guarantee it won't be endearment.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 8 років тому +3

      19:07

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 8 років тому +1

      ***** I'm a dummy

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 4 роки тому +5

      I poke my niece's forehead and say boop whenever I visit, she loves it, kids are literally entertained by anything.

  • @NessMaverick
    @NessMaverick 9 років тому +72

    Everything Wrong with Sharknado.

    • @gwenzhead566
      @gwenzhead566 9 років тому +6

      It would be one minute this is how it would go
      Everything *ding* 9000,0000,0000 sins

    • @mental101
      @mental101 9 років тому

      Eddie Cortez Good cos sharknado freakin sucks. Flyin sharks in a damn tornado?? I mean come on already!

    • @NessMaverick
      @NessMaverick 9 років тому +3

      I can just imagine Jeremy rage-quitting half way through the movie.

    • @KittyLover2772
      @KittyLover2772 9 років тому +1

      ***** I imagine it would just be a black screen with Jeremy uttering that there are no good scenes.

    • @brandonwithnell612
      @brandonwithnell612 9 років тому +2

      Eddie Cortez everything wrong with sharknado? that's easy everything

  • @leviackerman1015
    @leviackerman1015 7 років тому +8

    "In this family we smell hands welcome and smell my hand"

  • @VonWenk
    @VonWenk 6 років тому +6

    Face/Off is my favorite John Woo movie. I remember predicting the ending the first time I saw this when Gina Gershon revealed she had a son, and that last scene still makes me well up.

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 8 років тому +4

    Gotta love on how this movie is entirely based on the pun. Like, nobody thought about a movie where people swap faces and asked 'What should we call it?', 'Face/... Off', 'Brilliant'.

  • @MrDajdawg
    @MrDajdawg 8 років тому +31

    0:35 "FBI profile misspells Nicholas Cage." You missed how they know how old he is, but don't know his date of birth....

    • @Holtynfuntime
      @Holtynfuntime 4 роки тому +2

      You can know the year... you dont need the date...

    • @steveguy3
      @steveguy3 3 роки тому +2

      You misspelled it as well

  • @joshuaesposito5409
    @joshuaesposito5409 4 роки тому +5

    I honestly think cinema sins is the greatest comedy ever. I fricken die laughing at everyone one. And the bonus scene at the end of each movie is even fricken hilarious.

    • @scentlessapprentice88
      @scentlessapprentice88 3 роки тому

      Smell.my hand. Just wiped.

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 2 роки тому

      It's also a big middle finger to the Hollywood franchise who takes its medicore output too seriously

  • @diaphanoux
    @diaphanoux 4 роки тому +6

    You missed 3 key sins bro and although some of what you showed are far-fetched, here are those 3:
    When Castor as Sean meets Sean as Castor in prison for the firt time,
    1. No one heard their conversation or listening for that matter.
    2. Yet, they can hear when Sean is strangling Castor.
    3. And the best of them all. When prison guard electrified Sean, that shock should've transferred to Castor and even worse, having electromagnetic boots made of some freakin metal.

  • @UnbaisedGamer
    @UnbaisedGamer 9 років тому +49

    Despite the fact that this is probably the stupidest movie I've ever watched, I have to admit: It's a guilty pleasure of mine. Whenever I'm in the mood for something completely insane, this movie is usually what I go to.

    • @megamanxtreme2
      @megamanxtreme2 9 років тому +4

      ***** The movie was trippy, I'll agree with you, on that.

    • @DeRockMedia
      @DeRockMedia 9 років тому +3

      ***** i remember it was awsome at the time, years later rewatching it I noticed alot of sins mentioned... it's truly a guilty pleasure

    • @psychonautmaddy7409
      @psychonautmaddy7409 9 років тому

      I don't think this movie was meant to be taken that seriously. I see it as a silly action movie...and I love it xD

    • @DevilsAdvocateofnazareth
      @DevilsAdvocateofnazareth 9 років тому

      it has some of the best acting I've ever seen (especially between Travolta and Cage) and great action sequences.

    • @UnbaisedGamer
      @UnbaisedGamer 9 років тому +2

      Devil's Advocate I see you're living up to your username!

  • @EdsLorraine
    @EdsLorraine 8 років тому +10

    "Like he's the fucking Starship Enterprise"
    xD I'm using that now. Thank you.

  • @godofpunder1875
    @godofpunder1875 6 років тому +3

    I've been watching almost too many of these videos. I saw this movie earlier today, i sinned exactly 9 of these spots for basically the exact same things, and also thought about how awesome the mirror shot was. I was literllay thinking "i hope they removed a sin for that" when i watched it because i had every intention of seeing this video after the movie was over. Love this channel.

  • @jav3951
    @jav3951 4 роки тому +1

    The Rock, Face/Off, Con Air and Broken Arrow. Silly, but still very entertaining action films. It was a great time.:)

  • @IamTheBombardier
    @IamTheBombardier 9 років тому +14

    There a sin for Nicolas Cage buttgroping, eye rolling, screaming? That scene was hilarious!

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 5 років тому

      IamTheBombardier maybe if you’re like 12 years old, yea

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 5 років тому

      IamTheBombardier it honestly confuses me how anyone could think that scene was funny

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 5 років тому +1

      @@katc2040 it's a Nicolas Cage meme, grow a sense of humor

  • @GnCFilms
    @GnCFilms 9 років тому +7

    125 - there wouldn't have been a Mexican stand-off in Reservoir Dogs without Woo. Tarantino is a John Woo fan and included such a scene as a homage.

  • @veilmontTV
    @veilmontTV 4 роки тому +3

    Just watched your video on con air. This and face/off were my two favorite movies as a young kid. Didn't realize how bad they were then but I actually enjoy them today for the campiness and nostalgia

  • @imitationinfinity7962
    @imitationinfinity7962 7 років тому +10

    "His face...off
    Face, off
    Face--off"
    Just in case you forgot what movie you're watching.

    • @donmega6687
      @donmega6687 3 роки тому

      That films a load of Pollox

  • @FortyHurts
    @FortyHurts 8 років тому +3

    Sin 98 (11:02) is another example of CS missing the point. Castor Troy hates wearing Sean Archer's face, but he also hates that his face is "wearing" Sean Archer's body.

  • @grahamhaslett6943
    @grahamhaslett6943 9 років тому +5

    "Heyy, what happened to my reeal daddy?"
    "Well son, we swapped faces and I shot him dead with a harpoon gun."

  • @worldcitizen677
    @worldcitizen677 7 років тому +17

    Still one of the best movies of all time. Cage and Travolta are magnificent, it's like a battle of giants fighting for acting supremacy. Hell yeah to the "sins", imperfections are precisely what makes it so perfect.

  • @spaceace4387
    @spaceace4387 4 роки тому +3

    10:11 - Dietrich's crew aren't working for Castor. Dietrich runs his own organization that occasionally did business with Castor and Pollux. Plus Castor was planning on using the FBI to get rid of them which would eliminate them as competition. Think of it this way Castor and Pollux are the Corleone family while Dietrich is the Barzini family. They have a business relationship but are very much rivals.

  • @robertpolanco1973
    @robertpolanco1973 8 років тому +62

    I like "Face/Off" in spite of the flaws. I also like the funny moments, too.

  • @ScissorsSC
    @ScissorsSC 9 років тому +9

    I got so excited when my mom bought me this movie when I was younger...... but then got really sad when I found out it wasn't about hockey. :'(

  • @georgejones9526
    @georgejones9526 7 років тому +4

    I like to think that face off was the movie were Nicolas cage started to go crazy

  • @quentinlahure4262
    @quentinlahure4262 5 років тому +6

    “In this family, we smell hands”

  • @melissastarme6215
    @melissastarme6215 9 років тому +16

    "Why the hell is the entire DOVE population in this church?"

  • @juliankristensen5040
    @juliankristensen5040 7 років тому +438

    Holy shit this movie has a 92% score on rotten tomatoes

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 7 років тому +263

      Because it's awesome.

    • @juliankristensen5040
      @juliankristensen5040 7 років тому +46

      agree

    • @Timliu92
      @Timliu92 7 років тому +166

      Because the movie understands its silliness and tongue-in-cheek nature and decides to embrace it fully, making it an overall fun and awesome action film. :)

    • @mantra4612
      @mantra4612 7 років тому +35

      It is an entertaining shitty movie if nothing else.

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto 7 років тому +23

      Yes. Nothing says "embracing silliness" more than hamfisted, gratuitous religious imagery.

  • @dionnacarter293
    @dionnacarter293 7 років тому +30

    I fucking lost it when he blurted out "Fuck Michael"

  • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
    @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 5 років тому +5

    I am surprised we don’t have Cage jokes about his impossible skills like Norris does.

  • @SyncJr
    @SyncJr 9 років тому +34

    Jet fuel can't melt Nic Cage beams.

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia 9 років тому +60

    CCH Pounder? You mean the woman that plays Amanda Waller in Batman stuff?
    DC Comics! (+1 Sin)

    • @MrXerothor
      @MrXerothor 9 років тому +18

      CheesyGranola That's not how the DC Comics sins work

    • @DavidDDavidsonSA
      @DavidDDavidsonSA 9 років тому +2

      CheesyGranola Yeah it doesn't count, the animated stuff that they release directly to video is actually pretty good.

    • @TheAzulmagia
      @TheAzulmagia 9 років тому +7

      DavidDDavidsonSA Never said it wasn't. :)
      I'm pretty sure the sin in DC Comics is from DC standing for Detective Comics. So it's "Detective Comics Comics".

    • @MrXerothor
      @MrXerothor 9 років тому

      Yeah exactly.

    • @BulletTooth504
      @BulletTooth504 9 років тому +5

      CheesyGranola The Suicide Squad movie will be sinned for not having Pounder play Waller.

  • @shanemerrigan1994
    @shanemerrigan1994 3 роки тому +4

    So, Sin #3 makes me wonder whether shooting the child *was* the reason for a psychotic break that would result in the known Castor Troy.

    • @purpledonut3772
      @purpledonut3772 3 місяці тому

      Nah, he was already a dangerous evil psychopath even before that point, hence is the reason he’s tried to kill Archer because he was on his case.

  • @Brian-cr6rb
    @Brian-cr6rb 2 роки тому +2

    This is an epic film! One of my ultimate favorite flicks! I've thought about a lot of these sins amungst the thousands of views too. Great video!

  • @RGS_1520
    @RGS_1520 9 років тому +61

    I'm surprised you haven't done Kick Ass 2.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 9 років тому +5

      Oh oh that one....

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 9 років тому

      ReaderGamerSinger this needs to happen... although, they'll probably wait till three is in theaters to do'em.

    • @DalePWhyte
      @DalePWhyte 9 років тому +11

      ReaderGamerSinger It's because they don't want to upload a sins video longer than the movie

    • @avinotion
      @avinotion 9 років тому +1

      ReaderGamerSinger why?
      the movie was a piece of crap. Point taken.

    • @SuppaTenshi
      @SuppaTenshi 9 років тому +2

      avinotion Hey, I liked Kick-Ass 2. Mother Russia was friggin awesome.

  • @hrmny_
    @hrmny_ 8 років тому +61

    The movie title in german is : "In the body of my enemy"

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 5 років тому +4

      Im Körper des Feindes

    • @AMM-S
      @AMM-S 5 років тому

      Much better

    • @abhishekparmar6702
      @abhishekparmar6702 4 роки тому +2

      So why take his face... Offf?

    • @ch33zybreadtrellie4
      @ch33zybreadtrellie4 4 роки тому +5

      Nice it’s not. It’s too obvious and straightforward. Face off has double meaning. And they didn’t switch bodies, just faces...

    • @bjarnejohanhasselberg5467
      @bjarnejohanhasselberg5467 4 роки тому +1

      Im Körper des Feindes = "In the body of THE enemy", but whatever :p

  • @BattleRAAD
    @BattleRAAD 4 роки тому +3

    2:15 even if he didn't die by the heat, that definitely should've at least been a Final Destination 4 style death

  • @PedroGomez-vd3wh
    @PedroGomez-vd3wh 7 років тому +1

    This movie is awesome. Doesn't take it self seriously and the overtop Nic Cage performance was an icing on the cake

  • @shahbazamin9158
    @shahbazamin9158 8 років тому +16

    That Fuck Michael at the end made me laugh so bad xD

  • @eangelful
    @eangelful 8 років тому +3

    Where else will you find a movie that has two amazing actors playing two different characters? I love it!

  • @monsterhanna6691
    @monsterhanna6691 6 років тому +1

    "Also Adam and Eve are going to be living in the same house again. Pray for humanity." 😂

  • @yg2397
    @yg2397 6 років тому +2

    Still was a classic, watching right now