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  • Опубліковано 7 тра 2019
  • chef eggdog opens a restaurant and serves food to members of the eggdog community
    Merch 👕🌟 eggdog.shop/
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    Music Used🎶 Coconut Mall
    Twitter 🐦 / zamsire
    Twitch 📺 / zamsire
    S-Tier's UA-cam Channels:
    / thestierschannel
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  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 років тому +3277

    Watch this at 3am for full experience

    • @timespark
      @timespark 5 років тому +87

      It's actually 3 AM where I'm at. Almost 4.
      Please send help.

    • @mooncide_
      @mooncide_ 5 років тому +39

      3:05 am
      It really makes it peak egg dog

    • @royalkaibaby
      @royalkaibaby 5 років тому +22

      Omg it’s 3:30 when I saw this

    • @willcannan7236
      @willcannan7236 5 років тому +9

      i swear i see you all the time in comments

    • @Kjajo
      @Kjajo 5 років тому +8

      @@willcannan7236 He is everywhere, oh no
      *_Justin Y 2.0_*

  • @satanicromancex9272
    @satanicromancex9272 4 роки тому +1039

    Teacher: “What’s the answer to this question?”
    *My brain:*

    • @kimwhite1210
      @kimwhite1210 4 роки тому +6

      My brain when it finally knows the answer

    • @hat.2106
      @hat.2106 4 роки тому +3

      @@kimwhite1210 Dat image Says you have O t h e r f r i e n d s

    • @coldleaf4204
      @coldleaf4204 4 роки тому

      It's should be "My last brain cell".

    • @aliensumbra
      @aliensumbra 4 роки тому +1

      Dont worry thats your brain cells calculating give em a sec

    • @nicholasbentley6156
      @nicholasbentley6156 4 роки тому

      Yeah Right

  • @LOL-2-cringe
    @LOL-2-cringe 6 місяців тому +45

    - imagine that there’s a old scientist 300 years from now studying the history of UA-cam and stumbling across this video.

  • @TV_14
    @TV_14 9 місяців тому +35

    0:16 my friends & me at recess at school:

  • @lunospace8939
    @lunospace8939 5 років тому +1402

    Friend: Asks serious question
    My brain: (This video)

    • @ella2993
      @ella2993 5 років тому +14

      People like you: Writes these kind of comments when we all have seen them before and we all are tired of the same old joke.
      My brain : DRIPPIN-NCTdream

    • @hanburbger7782
      @hanburbger7782 5 років тому +7

      Relative I barely know: *dies*
      My brain at the funeral:

    • @totallynotaoi4662
      @totallynotaoi4662 5 років тому +3

      You have 666 likes because of me now

    • @readisgooddewaterkant7890
      @readisgooddewaterkant7890 5 років тому +3

      Ella whats bad with this when it make pepole Reading have a fun Times.

    • @wolfiecutiepie8456
      @wolfiecutiepie8456 5 років тому +2

      But this video is *serious!*

  • @ALLHAILSUNSETYOUTH2
    @ALLHAILSUNSETYOUTH2 5 років тому +624

    I promise I'll never take drugs again Dad.

  • @-Leelos_Creations-
    @-Leelos_Creations- 9 місяців тому +9

    Their world is chaos but surprisingly stable, you never know what's gonna happen next and this is the best humor

  • @v4eina
    @v4eina Рік тому +15

    This video is the best thing ive ever witnessed, the climax was beautiful at 0:40 and had a beautiful ending.

  • @ittybittyfroggy
    @ittybittyfroggy 5 років тому +635

    is no one gonna talk about the kiwi triggered by his chopped-up brother stalking outside??

  • @sapphirew00my
    @sapphirew00my 4 роки тому +489

    He attacc
    He protecc
    But most important
    *he stretch his necc*

  • @DubmareProductions634
    @DubmareProductions634 Місяць тому +1

    0:29 THE WINDOW SHOT 😭😭😭

  • @TV_14
    @TV_14 9 місяців тому +3

    POV: my mind in math class

  • @zupazdzieci
    @zupazdzieci 5 років тому +731

    1940: in The future will be flying cars
    2019: eggdogs chefs

    •  5 років тому +6

      o ye very funny

    • @lankyboi2521
      @lankyboi2521 5 років тому +4

      even better

    • @Lonka12
      @Lonka12 5 років тому +2

      Zuza 00 worth it

    • @Valhobino
      @Valhobino 5 років тому +1

      They mad da sam joke in sonic the eggdog

    • @kayavrse
      @kayavrse 5 років тому +5

      2010: in the future we will have original comments
      2019: ....

  • @AngelJones-ym7ez
    @AngelJones-ym7ez 5 років тому +88

    *Music: Coconut Mall from Mario Kart*
    You’re welcome

    • @akirbehfan1146
      @akirbehfan1146 5 років тому +5

      Coconut mall was my favourite map in mario kart 7
      I didn't have a wii;-;

    • @Anikane
      @Anikane 5 років тому +1

      ahh right! i knew it was a mario kart track song

    • @sourmaplesyrup
      @sourmaplesyrup 5 років тому +1

      I was gonna ask!
      *did you read my frickin’ mind?!?*

    • @tacomeat4135
      @tacomeat4135 5 років тому +1

      碓氷 拓海 I already knew

    • @lindacampbell7337
      @lindacampbell7337 6 годин тому

      Mario kart WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @amberviola8515
    @amberviola8515 7 місяців тому +1

    I watched this in a mental hospital and it was the one thing that brought us joy while we missed Christmas with our families

  • @Seabucket
    @Seabucket Рік тому

    This was the first video I found about your channel and then continued to watch more of your content of eggdog

  • @nokay3809
    @nokay3809 5 років тому +2272

    The real sin isn’t cooking other eggdogs
    *It’s putting the EGG in the microwave*

    • @meenasabbay4648
      @meenasabbay4648 5 років тому +87

      it’s to grown another eggdog, it’s an incubator you silly goose

    • @Jellyfish.cos_
      @Jellyfish.cos_ 5 років тому +15

      *_NOT THE EGG IN THE MICROWAVE_*

    • @freakyanimegal8
      @freakyanimegal8 5 років тому +4

      Dammit Deku why you so boring

    • @mezozzoi
      @mezozzoi 5 років тому +8

      >putting
      >puttin'
      >Putin!

    • @awwman777
      @awwman777 5 років тому +5

      *The real sin is putting ketchup on spaghetti.*

  • @luisa1786
    @luisa1786 5 років тому +602

    Me: UA-cam is very instructive and helpful to learn.
    UA-cam:

  • @helper7355
    @helper7355 7 місяців тому +4

    watching these videos again after 4 years is really something

  • @EyeTech-gz2ik
    @EyeTech-gz2ik Рік тому

    this is literally my the most favorite video in the whole world

  • @-smek-noice1532
    @-smek-noice1532 3 роки тому +1651

    Parents: We need to look at your watch history
    My watch history:

    • @kyuu12345
      @kyuu12345 3 роки тому +13

      lol

    • @Zebra2015
      @Zebra2015 3 роки тому +45

      Why do they havr to do that you're not a criminal right ?
      Unless you sell STRAWBERRIES

    • @endgamerplays
      @endgamerplays 3 роки тому +21

      just this video on repeat for eternity

    • @Zebra2015
      @Zebra2015 3 роки тому +9

      @@endgamerplays there is a good youtuber who is good called butterred side down too you dont have to watch the same things

    • @endgamerplays
      @endgamerplays 3 роки тому +8

      @@Zebra2015 i dont get whats wrong with my comment that made you respond to it

  • @genopa6807
    @genopa6807 5 років тому +404

    God: **creates human**
    Human: **creates eggdog**
    God holding back tears: nice

    • @saincx0m9
      @saincx0m9 5 років тому +16

      now we wait until eggdog creates the next species before we get endangered

    • @urfav_aries15254
      @urfav_aries15254 3 роки тому +5

      Eggdog:creates eggdog food

  • @thatoneguy7712
    @thatoneguy7712 6 місяців тому

    i watched this video years ago and showed it to my friend at a sleepover, this video brings back so many good memories and laughs

  • @LOL-cringe
    @LOL-cringe 7 місяців тому +85

    I don’t know what I just Witnessed but I’m not complaining
    This really do be a certified hood bruh moment classic

    • @sumofamily4866
      @sumofamily4866 6 місяців тому

      First❤

    • @Mattgaming1101
      @Mattgaming1101 5 місяців тому

      No one cares, ​@@sumofamily4866

    • @Forrest_O.
      @Forrest_O. 5 місяців тому +1

      @@sumofamily4866I just looked around for anyone who cares. There’s no one who does.

    • @Forrest_O.
      @Forrest_O. 5 місяців тому

      Not this content farm arriving in comment sections.

    • @user-tb3kw4fl1y
      @user-tb3kw4fl1y 5 місяців тому

      OK 😂

  • @ys3822
    @ys3822 5 років тому +1107

    Girl's Locker Room: Ugh PE is so boring and gross
    Boy's Locker Room:

    • @whenyou5155
      @whenyou5155 5 років тому +22

      cracking open a kiwi one with the bois

    • @b4kc
      @b4kc 5 років тому +4

      @@whenyou5155 some fried eggdog as well

    • @descobar9328
      @descobar9328 5 років тому +1

      This is when you have too much eg

    • @jeshala
      @jeshala 5 років тому +4

      Yes, girls get MORE reserved in private. C'mon, ya'll.

    • @bimapai2470
      @bimapai2470 4 роки тому +6

      I’m A Girl And PE Makes Me Feel Anxious

  • @HokoraYinphine
    @HokoraYinphine 5 років тому +332

    i *cant* be the only one who makes the same head motion when watching this video
    cmon, please

    • @colisanpixel
      @colisanpixel 5 років тому +14

      Honestly yes. How can you not do it. It unlocks the secrets of the universe.

    • @Caramel1738
      @Caramel1738 5 років тому +7

      I Was Watching This At 12:00AM/Midnight About To Fall Asleep But My Head Was Still Bopping...I CANNOT STOP THE BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @emilypeacx7392
      @emilypeacx7392 5 років тому +1

      I do the same when Nobody see me xD

    • @Accrixx
      @Accrixx 5 років тому

      i do lmao

    • @HokoraYinphine
      @HokoraYinphine 5 років тому +4

      @@emilypeacx7392
      ima be honest i play this video during class on my laptop and all my friends join me

  • @LOL-2-cringe
    @LOL-2-cringe 6 місяців тому +2

    - I watched this in my art lesson when we were still at school and I was laughing so hard and the teacher kept looking at me weirdly💀

  • @bwowody
    @bwowody Рік тому +6

    I am currently breaking out in tears, this video brings me so much joy. To whoever created this masterpiece, cheers.

  • @goopy7460
    @goopy7460 4 роки тому +659

    When my teacher gives us a animation project .
    Mine be like

    • @wondercat6842
      @wondercat6842 4 роки тому +24

      Dude your teacher gives you an animation project?! Our teachers only give us homework in our books

    • @tarunviegas8481
      @tarunviegas8481 4 роки тому +8

      @@wondercat6842 his teacher didnt give him an animation project that was a joke

    • @wondercat6842
      @wondercat6842 4 роки тому +5

      @@tarunviegas8481 ok

    • @juicyjuice3172
      @juicyjuice3172 4 роки тому +7

      I wish they did give us animation projects ;-;

    • @wondercat6842
      @wondercat6842 4 роки тому +4

      @@juicyjuice3172 I would do it in gmod

  • @missssmarie1763
    @missssmarie1763 5 років тому +214

    The best recovery for a finals induced mental breakdown. Bless you 🥚

    • @phantom4E2
      @phantom4E2 5 років тому +4

      Right?

    • @voidgirl7811
      @voidgirl7811 5 років тому

      SAME!!!!!!!!! OMG XD

    • @violetthebat8810
      @violetthebat8810 5 років тому +1

      Alysia Urias Don't ya mean...an EGG-cellent recovery? 😎😎😎

    • @missssmarie1763
      @missssmarie1763 5 років тому

      @@violetthebat8810 LMAO! 😂

    • @bolony21
      @bolony21 5 років тому

      if ya dont want break downs then just pay attention in class so you dont have to worry about having to study alot before finals

  • @Microwayev
    @Microwayev Рік тому

    I can't believe what I have just watched. My joy and love for this video has reached unexplainable heights.

  • @dYmonlordzzz
    @dYmonlordzzz Рік тому +12

    Intro 0:00
    Characters 2:35
    Mail comes in 7:15
    It’s saying that there is a villain in town 7:18
    They go out to fight after they eat food 9:23
    Main character in notices something is wrong 10:21
    Car flies by main characters friend 11:35
    They ran over and see a lot of havoc 12:07
    Main character sees villain 12:43
    Main character tries to fight villain 13:56
    Main character nearly gets choked to death 14:32
    Main character gives up 15:04
    Friends motivate him 17:56
    epic montage scene 19:46
    news comes on tv 20:57
    villain is close to his house 29:42
    news comes back on and says evacuate the city 21:25
    Finished movie: The hero’s decide to evacuate the city after packing there bags 23:12
    The third friend dies from radioactive waste that the villain was throwing. 24:18
    funeral scene 26:36 (to) 27:32
    news comes on and officially claims that the city is destroyed 30:45
    The last heroes decide to try to defeat the villain. 33:52
    epic fight scene 34:31
    Second character, (most closest friend to main) is milked to death.
    Second character, sadly died of cringe. 37:32
    Villain says he is unstoppable 40:34
    he creates a chain reaction of houses from the village. 43:16
    (Insert more fighting here) 43:32
    Fourth character dies 45:34
    Main character wants revenge 47:24
    Villain throws main character to the wall 50:23
    Villain finally reveals what he’s doing 51:43
    flashback a long long time ago, when I was 9 years old, My dad had a crazy lab. He told me never to go into a big machine. I learned why.
    He was going back in time. So I decided to go in the machine. Little did I know, the Time Machine was OFF. I was frozen in time for 104 years…I’m doing this.. so I can go back in that machine and see my dad again… 53:23
    Villain walks into machine 54:21
    Little did he know.. he made the same mastake… 55:15
    Villain: CURSE YOU!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 56:16
    Main character is sad about his friends..57:34
    Sadly, a disease called corona has killed him. 59:00
    Credits 59:00 to 59:59.
    Why are you still here?
    Go touch grass discord moderator.
    Leave.
    I’m gone.

  • @demonbunny6555
    @demonbunny6555 4 роки тому +1464

    What I wish my dreams were like: kissing my crush
    What my dreams are like:

  • @Mystic-Aidan
    @Mystic-Aidan 5 років тому +282

    Oh my god
    He did it
    My favorite song
    Thank you. This has made my night.

    • @mrstupidmaniii8118
      @mrstupidmaniii8118 5 років тому +8

      Mystic Bros., this song is from Mario kart wii coconut mall hope that helps

    • @Mystic-Aidan
      @Mystic-Aidan 5 років тому +8

      *Ive been listening to it for years now, ya think I don’t know the song?*
      It’s okay if you read it wrong. Back to watching the video for the next few days.

    • @haroldflower5330
      @haroldflower5330 5 років тому +1

      Yes best song. MKwii was the best

    • @icantzucc4573
      @icantzucc4573 5 років тому

      Harold Flower i prefer MKds

    • @meowthindegame8127
      @meowthindegame8127 5 років тому

      Omg coconut was the best Mario kart wii map!!!

  • @ellie8263
    @ellie8263 Рік тому +2

    Mum: the internet is a dangerous place
    The internet:

  • @duda8391
    @duda8391 Рік тому

    What a handsome guy..... I even cried with emotion bro

  • @blakjack3053
    @blakjack3053 4 роки тому +644

    Teacher:no eating in class
    Kids in the back:

  • @AsheeBep
    @AsheeBep 3 роки тому +612

    My parents: The Internet Is Dangerous..
    The Internet:

    • @Zebra2015
      @Zebra2015 3 роки тому +4

      Its inoffensive parents are wrong lol

    • @Chihuahua53855
      @Chihuahua53855 3 роки тому +3

      So funny this song so funny hahaha sings*

    • @orbyfied
      @orbyfied 3 роки тому +5

      this IS dangerous

    • @TheDudeWhoDoesYouTube
      @TheDudeWhoDoesYouTube 3 роки тому +1

      Unoriginal but still funny😂

    • @MisterTrayser
      @MisterTrayser 3 роки тому +2

      Is actually dangerous to your brain

  • @ace-mu9ig
    @ace-mu9ig 11 місяців тому

    4 years later and this is still a vibe

  • @Bluetaill
    @Bluetaill 9 місяців тому +3

    I love how UA-cam recommends all the weird stuff to me at nighttime.

  • @prism3898
    @prism3898 4 роки тому +298

    No one:
    Restaurants after quarantine ends:

  • @texmex007
    @texmex007 5 років тому +171

    We really ain't talking about the murdered kiwi being cut up into fruit kiwi, nor it's betrayed friend outside, huh?

    • @makaylamariemashups4086
      @makaylamariemashups4086 5 років тому +12

      Sierra Ace Extrordinaire right!? Legit I hope the next video is a kiwi vs eggdog war.

    • @itslumine
      @itslumine 5 років тому +4

      Herbert Fitzgerald you are a genius

    • @Hazel_TheOne
      @Hazel_TheOne 5 років тому +3

      @@makaylamariemashups4086 his next video after this turned out to be the exact opposite.

    • @pee2829
      @pee2829 5 років тому +2

      @@Hazel_TheOne well we need the know what happens next demand answers

    • @bread6509
      @bread6509 5 років тому +1

      The sliced kiwi just wanted to make us happy, even if that means being a meal. Same with the oven eggdogs.

  • @EXRDaBeasta
    @EXRDaBeasta Рік тому

    I haven't laughed this hard in years. I don't know why but I randomly started getting all of these old gems popping up on my recommended yesterday.

  • @user-of4if2hn7m
    @user-of4if2hn7m Рік тому +146

    I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

    • @69BootyTickler
      @69BootyTickler Рік тому +20

      This is the most beautiful comment i’ve ever seen

    • @toomany_bones
      @toomany_bones Рік тому +21

      Referencing time stamps that don't even exist on this video is 🤌

    • @Emmalemma90989
      @Emmalemma90989 Рік тому +6

      I thought 7:09 statement was amazing

    • @jman7418
      @jman7418 Рік тому +7

      This feels like a copy and paste from another video referencing a bacon spinning in a circle.

    • @jman7418
      @jman7418 Рік тому +6

      This is a copy and paste. Damn

  • @Betudontknowme
    @Betudontknowme 4 роки тому +374

    Teacher: what’s so funny
    Me: nothing
    My brain:

    • @lilblueberryuwu5357
      @lilblueberryuwu5357 4 роки тому +3

      oMg- Sameeeeeeee

    • @MrsZSmith300
      @MrsZSmith300 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @letmecringe
      @letmecringe 3 роки тому

      Scatman is better than music on bachground

    • @petunia6638
      @petunia6638 3 роки тому

      thats so trueeeee i think about this and suddenly laugh then everyone in my class stares at me😂

  • @oogabooga1685
    @oogabooga1685 4 роки тому +238

    Its gonna be recommended to everyone 10 years later

    • @hertzwarthog6264
      @hertzwarthog6264 4 роки тому +1

      when you have no ideas so you make a recommended joke just to get likes
      no seriously dude use common sense please no offense for you for this joke thanks

    • @AkenoAkine
      @AkenoAkine 4 роки тому +4

      Hertz bro knowing UA-cam umm this might actually get recommended in 10 years like just watch

    • @mememan2.057
      @mememan2.057 4 роки тому

      You were right

    • @aekiyria_
      @aekiyria_ 4 роки тому

      Hertz how do we read this without being offended?
      How about you use some common sense

    • @hertzwarthog6264
      @hertzwarthog6264 4 роки тому

      @@aekiyria_ lol what, anyone who are saying "recommended" on their comments are begging for likes and I am saying no offense, can't you read?

  • @carter-pd7rw
    @carter-pd7rw Рік тому

    FIRE BEATS BRO THANK YOU RLLY NEEDED THIS WOW AMAZING eggdog chefs

  • @LOL-cringe
    @LOL-cringe 7 місяців тому +38

    imagine that there’s a old scientist 400 years from now studying the history of UA-cam and stumbling across this video

  • @sinij.8501
    @sinij.8501 5 років тому +352

    Top ten chefs cordon Ramsay is afraid of

  • @taco.gaming_gt
    @taco.gaming_gt 3 роки тому +332

    When Gordon Ramsey leaves he building

  • @rainbowgirl918_5
    @rainbowgirl918_5 Рік тому +2

    I like to think of this as some horrifying alternate reality filled with eggdogs which are in sync to music only they can hear, the laws of physics do not apply, and everything is chaos with chefs being the only profession

  • @stephaniediaz9280
    @stephaniediaz9280 Рік тому +1

    This just gave me the vibes I literally started ✨DANCING ✨of the vibes this video gave me 😅😂

  • @MamaSoulWeaver
    @MamaSoulWeaver 5 років тому +696

    When zamsire uploads a new eggdog video
    *happiness noise*

  • @ultra-moistreliefmist529
    @ultra-moistreliefmist529 5 років тому +294

    at first i thought this said "Chief eggdog" and i was like "holy heck we get to meet the leader" but turns out the kiwis have infiltrated the bakery. Maybe the Chief will need to respond to this development?

  • @MangoDragonMoth
    @MangoDragonMoth Місяць тому

    1:55 was me looking inside a MacDonalds waiting for the ice cream machine to work

  • @wheredidmylivergo
    @wheredidmylivergo Рік тому +2

    Now this, this is a productive kitchen

  • @LittleMissDeath
    @LittleMissDeath 5 років тому +2710

    I KNEW IT. I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING DARK AND EVIL ABOUT EGGDOG.

    • @bzzzyktt2363
      @bzzzyktt2363 5 років тому +63

      He’s happy though

    • @idekwtfqqq9524
      @idekwtfqqq9524 5 років тому +37

      Yea but just look at it!

    • @Wutz_
      @Wutz_ 5 років тому +65

      That kiwi got sliced up!

    • @emmytweetie2177
      @emmytweetie2177 5 років тому +43

      Im so sad Eggdog is my only source of happiness :(

    • @bzzzyktt2363
      @bzzzyktt2363 5 років тому +20

      @@Wutz_ which means multiple kiwi

  • @vojtechbrezansky9752
    @vojtechbrezansky9752 4 роки тому +511

    1919: there will be flying cars in the future
    2019: chef eggdog

  • @ItsABeautifulDay.
    @ItsABeautifulDay. 6 місяців тому +1

    SMG3 0.000001 seconds after seeing a chance to help SMG4 but then deny it:

  • @Dudewhoexistsalot
    @Dudewhoexistsalot Рік тому +3

    Who could dislike this.
    You asked for chef eggdog,
    You got chef eggdog.

  • @laylacox77
    @laylacox77 5 років тому +80

    Kiwi saw resuraunt
    Kiwi want eat at resuraunt
    Kiwi look in window
    Kiwi find surprise
    It friend kiwi
    Friend kiwi not look good
    Friend kiwi call help
    Kiwi panic
    Kiwi lunge through window
    Kiwi not save friend kiwi
    Kiwi sad

    • @brendaajamu7152
      @brendaajamu7152 5 років тому +1

      Incredible job.

    • @Ianwrym
      @Ianwrym 5 років тому

      Is it weird that my brain tried to match this to the tune of "Code Monkey" by Jonathan Coulton?

    • @mitaskeledzija6269
      @mitaskeledzija6269 5 років тому

      @@Ianwrym what kind of drugs you on and where do I get them?

    • @pompomdogee_1956
      @pompomdogee_1956 5 років тому

      no, kiwi not sad, kiwi mad

    • @Ianwrym
      @Ianwrym 5 років тому

      @@mitaskeledzija6269 from the drugs store, of course

  • @zoeeekwo
    @zoeeekwo Рік тому +12

    NAO TEM COMO NAO ADORAR ESSE DOGUINHO BOY

  • @Daily_troley_problems
    @Daily_troley_problems Рік тому

    theese videos always make me smile after a hard day. keep it up, bro!

  • @moka3236
    @moka3236 5 років тому +267

    Seriously, I cry when I hear this music.
    Too much nostalgy

  • @skyelmao3954
    @skyelmao3954 5 років тому +332

    Parents: Where would you like to you go for dinner?
    Me: Oh, I have an idea.

  • @Avzos
    @Avzos Місяць тому +1

    The fact these videos helped me during Covid😭😭

  • @kingjace5041
    @kingjace5041 9 місяців тому +2

    This video gives back nostalgia

  • @avastoyboxandarcade
    @avastoyboxandarcade 5 років тому +416

    The eggdog restaurant is discriminating against kiwi birds. How rude!

  • @presleydavis5683
    @presleydavis5683 3 роки тому +739

    “Can we get eggs?”
    “We have eggs at home!”
    The eggs at home:

  • @pennypoos
    @pennypoos Рік тому

    THEY ARE ADORABLE

  • @andresmunoz8782
    @andresmunoz8782 Рік тому +1

    Doctor: you have 1minute and 5 seconds left
    Me:

  • @ilovesnoopy3804
    @ilovesnoopy3804 5 років тому +57

    Egg?Dog.
    Depression?Cured.
    My parents?Worried.
    Hotel?Trivago.

  • @wonderofshoe9021
    @wonderofshoe9021 5 років тому +286

    Kiwi outside: *Sees kiwis in kitchen*
    Kiwi: *You've egg'd you last dog*

  • @fogtunes9822
    @fogtunes9822 Рік тому +1

    I started having a panic attack and I kid you not this is what calmed me down

  • @LoreleiReyes
    @LoreleiReyes 7 місяців тому

    this is so chaotic for no reason but its so funny

  • @chewchewfluff831
    @chewchewfluff831 4 роки тому +219

    "Have you ever looked at someone and thought, what is going on inside they're head?"
    *Me on a monday:*

    • @kaylafaust2150
      @kaylafaust2150 3 роки тому +2

      ChewChew Fluff me, on a Sunday: **watching this vid to make me feel better about the weekend ending**

    • @thedonutbox8220
      @thedonutbox8220 3 роки тому +1

      This is what goes on in my head 24/7

    • @edwardyeeto
      @edwardyeeto 3 роки тому

      I watched this on a monday

  • @erickchinesekid7692
    @erickchinesekid7692 5 років тому +108

    Nobody : I’m bored
    Eggdog literally comes out of nowhere

  • @whitecatlovesbutter
    @whitecatlovesbutter 5 місяців тому +1

    this was so emotional it cured my deppresion and anxiety very inspiring too

  • @Earthborn.elves.
    @Earthborn.elves. Рік тому

    I saw this in my it recommended and nostalgia hit me like a truck.

  • @coldones25
    @coldones25 4 роки тому +1033

    Imagine this being only proof that humans exist.
    Edit: all these likes make me feel power

    • @sophieester9445
      @sophieester9445 4 роки тому +11

      Nice stealing my joke

    • @coldones25
      @coldones25 4 роки тому +17

      @@sophieester9445 ah yes stoling

    • @locomanso24
      @locomanso24 4 роки тому +14

      they will realise we are gods

    • @TheSageHarpuia
      @TheSageHarpuia 4 роки тому +21

      @@sophieester9445 your joke that is actually thousand times copy-pasted for what have to be the half of whole youtube comunity

    • @thelonelychild2702
      @thelonelychild2702 4 роки тому +1

      I could be one day

  • @aprilphinazee9288
    @aprilphinazee9288 3 роки тому +145

    Eggdog: exists
    People: “everyone liked that”

  • @ezraa4life.
    @ezraa4life. Рік тому

    THE DANCING AT THE BEGGINING GOT ME CRACKING UP-

  • @maximilianwarren8296
    @maximilianwarren8296 Рік тому +1

    best possible way to get coconut malled

  • @ghosttoast1039
    @ghosttoast1039 5 років тому +3180

    This has definitely made my day like usual. Thank you.

    • @tofurayn
      @tofurayn 5 років тому +13

      Welp this made my night

    • @tofurayn
      @tofurayn 5 років тому +1

      @PeanutButter_JellyBeansOwO 3 same :|

    • @voidgirl7811
      @voidgirl7811 5 років тому +1

      Sæm

    • @DaniSlot
      @DaniSlot 5 років тому +1

      I would say the exact opposite, had a really weird day and this isn't helping! 😂

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 5 років тому +1

      Ghost Milkshake mine as well

  • @robertajenkins2591
    @robertajenkins2591 5 років тому +278

    Eggdog make good food, that’s for sure
    He can make French, Bonjour!
    He can make Mexican with a lot of spice
    But he can make everything very, very nice!

    • @natetv1494
      @natetv1494 5 років тому +5

      Alexander Porgilton ahh.. you forgot one thing... HE'S COOKING HIS BROTHER...

    • @instantnoodles3165
      @instantnoodles3165 5 років тому +3

      Eggdogs also make many peoples days or Nights

    • @natetv1494
      @natetv1494 5 років тому +3

      Cotton Fluff Yeah... if u can get past the hilarious fact that an eggdog is in the microwave... it's still funny

    • @anjoliebarrios8906
      @anjoliebarrios8906 5 років тому +3

      @@natetv1494 there was also a kiwi bird sliced into pieces.

  • @neostar8965
    @neostar8965 9 місяців тому +1

    They are not doing there work they are just dancing and necking😂

  • @klmurch
    @klmurch 5 місяців тому

    It’s past my bed time and I was just watching a cat lullaby and now I’m watching this and grooving

  • @fearless.productions2021
    @fearless.productions2021 4 роки тому +715

    100% of comments: *eggdog*
    0% of comments: “the egg dogs murdered a kiwi...”

    • @englishequinealexis7450
      @englishequinealexis7450 4 роки тому +8

      When I went to find my kiwi...

    • @bettykuo
      @bettykuo 4 роки тому +23

      Also their friend in the microwave...

    • @andysavs1838
      @andysavs1838 4 роки тому +2

      But y did they tho?

    • @maia4387
      @maia4387 4 роки тому +13

      They microwaved an eggdog

    • @umbreonfan0369
      @umbreonfan0369 4 роки тому

      @@bettykuo I just realized there was an eggdog in the microwave

  • @soap_eater52
    @soap_eater52 3 роки тому +134

    Friend : WHAT on earth is taking them so long just to make 2 cupcakes?
    The chefs :

  • @KaironLuan
    @KaironLuan 8 місяців тому +1

    Pov:Kiwi when he realizes what they are serving

  • @robloxtrolling6077
    @robloxtrolling6077 Рік тому +2

    This is a masterpiece.

  • @pompeeto8699
    @pompeeto8699 4 роки тому +3607

    You can take a guess on the comment section on what this comment originally was

  • @lillie9622
    @lillie9622 5 років тому +496

    *Eggdog has entered the chat*
    *Gordon Ramsey has left the chat*
    *EggDog: Achievement earned! **_Party Time!_*

    • @culturalpunk
      @culturalpunk 4 роки тому

      frisk has left the chat
      ellie has left the chat
      sans has left the chat
      papyrus has left the chat
      muffet has left the chat
      elizabeth:AHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?!
      chara has left the chat
      flowey has left the chat

    • @lillie9622
      @lillie9622 4 роки тому

      David Habersberger okay

    • @Aviatial
      @Aviatial 4 роки тому

      David Habersberger ?

    • @maulwurf9414
      @maulwurf9414 4 роки тому

      5 Minute Air Shows umbertael

    • @Baggervr
      @Baggervr 4 роки тому

      Eggdog jonis the chat everyone have a party

  • @MANIAC10274
    @MANIAC10274 5 місяців тому

    Teacher: “Pay attention, this is severely important to the test.”
    My brain:

  • @Doge-fan
    @Doge-fan Рік тому +2

    I dont regret watching this guys videos hes the best lol

  • @f1auf
    @f1auf 5 років тому +91

    Coconut Mall makes it so much better, as if it wasn't already godly.

  • @xsuns7508
    @xsuns7508 5 років тому +137

    Me: Okay, so tomorrow's the finals.
    Also me: *My mind at 4 am*

    • @mitaskeledzija6269
      @mitaskeledzija6269 5 років тому +1

      Kk fuck the finals gg

    • @timespark
      @timespark 5 років тому

      Wow. It's almost 4 AM where I live as I'm posting this.

  • @brandonthefox5895
    @brandonthefox5895 Рік тому

    I'm saving this video to my playlist of "Awesome videos"

  • @Playpro2005
    @Playpro2005 Рік тому +2

    When you see this everywhere,Just think that you need to eat some eggs

  • @kana.4864
    @kana.4864 5 років тому +69

    How _dare_ you microwave him?
    *They massacred my boy..*

    • @poppyseed473
      @poppyseed473 5 років тому +4

      - Kanaki - well, at least he looked pretty happy as it happened?

    • @rgoldstien
      @rgoldstien 5 років тому

      Dunt wurry he o kay

    • @Leafixen
      @Leafixen 5 років тому

      When you crack an eggdog, it is full of eggdogs

    • @alextheperson1393
      @alextheperson1393 5 років тому +5

      Don’t forget the kiwi.

    • @kana.4864
      @kana.4864 5 років тому

      Poppy Seed True, but still. *He’ll explode in there.* ;-;