Critters: A New Binge | A EPIC RANT
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
- My epic rant(This time with clips!) on the asteroid of awful, Critters: A New Binge(2019) a mini series/movie starring Joey Morgan, Stephi Chin-Salvo, Bzhaun Rhoden, Kirsten Robek, Gilbert Gottfried, Tom Pickett, Toby Levins, and Thomas Lennon.
Directed by Jordan Rubin.
All the clips used in this video are for non-profit reasons and are intended for fair use and are the property of Shudder and other rights holders respectively. - Розваги
Great job on the rant, Mike. I ranted on this flick on my channel when it came out and yeah...you are right, it IS that dreadful and awful. Absolutely insulting to any person who was a fan of Critters & Critters 2. Nothing worked in this mini-series...awful ideas, poor production values, terrible acting, and insulting writing with, like you said, the worst type of 'Fan Fiction' story-telling that just featured cheap raunch and utter stupidity.
And thats why it never got released here in the UK
@@PauliosBucko this probly shouldhad never got here in the states either lol
i mean released
Still haven't seen this but from everything you describe, it sounds like a Critters reboot done as a straight comedy.
Glad to see your back, love the opening btw.
Makes part 4 look like gold lol
Nah nothing will make 4 look like gold
Great rant, OCP. Critters was my favorite horror flick growing up. Seeing this installment piss all over the franchise is beyond irritating; they are salting the earth so that no other Critter movie can be made without having to bring up this abomination.
Seen the guys's reviews on the film and sequels?
I've only watched the review of Critters, thus far.
@@kentuckycunctator
Check them out
Great rant Mike. I haven't seen the Critters movies yet, but this sounds like the worst. Sounds like a crappy cheap Critters fan film. Nice inclussion of footage. Also congrats on finishing collage.
how did you watch it? its not even on shudder any more. help me!
Great RANT Mike. The people behind this series should never make anything ever again, because this shit is just an insult to the fans. Easily the worst of all the Critters movies.
omg mike this is cring worthy good job on the rant matt wtf this definatly makes critters 4 a time water compared to this and i rather watch critters 3 over this amdits a levelof cting i had never senn before they could had stpped after 4 good job on the rant it sure was better than this wtf they were on they need to stop
Basically the new Chucky series. Its because they know kids will watch it.
Watching the clips from the mini-series, RamboRaph4Life is really telling the truth! I'm glad I never saw this.
A Critter going down on a girl and having a kid with that girl? WTF?! When I watched any of the Critters films I once never thought to myself “I wonder if that Critter can eat a girl out really good?” NOT ONCE!! NOT FUCKING ONCE!! Raphael said in best: Where did they come up with stuff?
It*
Edit: Where did they come up with this stuff?
@@john-evanbear8783
Agree! now i'd rather see Batman and Cheetah (remember her on Justice League? that mutant half human half cheetah literal cat-woman) making a love scene in a DC movie as that could actually be sexy, it's better than having a Krite bone a human woman.
What were they thinking?
I have a couple of OCs (original characters) that are anthro Critters (as in human-Crite hybrids) but mine are basically Monster High characters, as opposed to this movie. Yeah, i've seen it and it's pretty terrible...I swear I could have done a better job with it and I wouldn't even have to try. Also must be the exact same dentist from Coneheads.
You draw or write the characters, i mean your characters cause im more interested in your work then....whatever this is
who's idea was to make this movie
Totally agree. Series was dumpster fire. The funny thing is all the so called "positive reviews" on Shudder. Its too obvious Shudder has shill reviewers. The only original Shudder series/movie worth anything is the Creepshow series and hopefully with the next season they don't mess it up.
Which would you say is worse Critters a new binge or The Predator
Hmmm...That's tough. In terms of which one pisses me off more and is more disappointing? The Predator. In terms of which one is the hardest to watch? A New Binge. It isn't really a matter of which one is worse as a whole. It's which one is worse at a particular sin. lol.
I actually turned this show off towards the end of the second episode, I've got a soft spot for the movies so I tuned into this with curiosity. Terrible, a complete waste of time.
You haven't missed anything other than more pain. The clips in this video are enough. No need to watch the rest. I had a lot of fun editing these clips in, I might do it more often with other flicks. Especially with rants.
@@OcpCommunications Thanks for your reply Mike, your rant on this mess is more entertaining than the show itself.
@@paulhirst7602 Thanks. Glad you liked it. Tried something different this time around.
Watch gremlins and not critters its better
Yeah
Wtf...
Piece of shit film eh?