(Verse 1) Haaland, oh Haaland, you think you're so grand, But let me tell you, your skills aren't all that grand. You boast with your goals, thinking you're the best, But when it comes to true talent, you fail the test. (Chorus) Oh Haaland, you're just a hype machine, A flash in the pan, not as great as you seem. You score some goals, but where's the finesse? You're all power, no real finesse. (Verse 2) You're strong and fast, I'll give you that, But your arrogance is where you fall flat. You strut on the pitch like you own the game, But your attitude, it's really a shame. (Chorus) Oh Haaland, you're just a hype machine, A flash in the pan, not as great as you seem. You score some goals, but where's the finesse? You're all power, no real finesse. (Verse 3) You may be young, with potential to grow, But true greatness, it's something you don't show. You rely on physicality, not on true skill, A one-dimensional player, lacking in thrill. (Chorus) Oh Haaland, you're just a hype machine, A flash in the pan, not as great as you seem. You score some goals, but where's the finesse? You're all power, no real finesse. (Bridge) So take a step back, Haaland, and see, There's more to the game than your raw energy. Develop your craft, refine your touch, Then maybe, just maybe, you'll impress us much. (Chorus) Oh Haaland, you're just a hype machine, A flash in the pan, not as great as you seem. You score some goals, but where's the finesse? You're all power, no real finesse. (Outro) Haaland, Haaland, the talk of the town, But it's time to prove, not just run your mouth. Show us your talent, let your skills shine, Until then, Haaland, you're just a player in line.
Hey, it’s Erling Haaland here in 2030. Just scored 50 goals this season making it a total of 478 goals in the Premier League. Yet despite all of my efforts I can’t seem to carry my team to the Champions League.
OUT NOW ON SPOTIFY 🟢 - Haaland Disstrack 👇
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I've waited 10 days for this fire diss track 😎😎
@@funnysmollman5600
Pp p
Bro he just won the finals with inter
Finally after this long, welp guess its time to add the World cup rap
Need a petition for this to be played at the Ballon’Dor Ceremony ✅
Id play this at my wedding
😭no pls justEditz
I think they should play it at the ceremony it will be funny 😂
Signed ✅
Signed✅
No swearing 100%
Non nonsense 100%
No naked women 100%
Just too perfect 100%
Yes it’s amazing
@@nicolalenton4383 fr
True
I mean there's mild swearing
@@mrgamerthebest No swearing idiot
this slaps so hard
harder than my mom when my report card comes home
Died from laughing from the “your manager looks like an egg”😂😂😂
if haaland wins treble and ballon dor you have to make a song of haaland and how he’s better than mbappe
@@aramayayousaf8099 mbappe>>>>>haaland all day 🥷🐢
@@sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk this aged well
@@haaf_z007 wdym
If haaland responds, it would be legendary.
Not true
Zdotts always makes me laugh he is goated
And another Masterpiece ✨
Who won the treble
Ayy u play brawl stars too
The most accurate representation of city and haaland we needed that 🤣
Im gonna listen to this so much i memorize ever word off by heart
Not true
THIS SONG SLAPS HARDER THAN WILL SMITH 🔥🔥🔥
He slapped by hairline to the back of my head😢
Hahaha
@@KanqaOfficial 😂😂😂
@@KanqaOfficial Bruv aint lying
@@chrisking6799 damn
Bro deserves an Oscar
Shut up you bot
Grammy*
oscar?
He definitely deserves Oscar
“And the winner for the 2023 Grammy is Zdotts.”😂😂
Absolute class of a song
Z doots always comes with great songs.
yeah
Y
It’s Z dotss
Z dotts never fails to entertain us
He does
HAALAND is the best
Haaland is the worst
@@Stanley-zg8sl
I like to imagine that Haaland has listened to this and is laughing his ass off 🤣🤣
When is this banger going to come out on Spotify?!
I don't know why he makes the best masterpiece of rap😂😂😂
man smashes the entire team not only haaland
"We've got no hope because you play for city" That got me laughing 😅😅😅😅
The song we all wanted and we all need.
Not gonna lie, this kinda slaps hard. 😂🐐🥶
You don't have too lie nobody can lie haraam
WE GETTING OUTTA MAN CITY WITH THIS ONE🗣️📢
Ztoss the best singer of all time may all give him respect
This guy is hilarious. Never fails to entertain.
I need this in my playlist! 💀😂🥶
fr
Perfect..
Just..
PERFECT 🤩 🎉🎉🎉
Yes Zdotts
Zdotss is full of creativity
Even tough I'm a mancityfan this song is still fire
He straight up roasted him u can't tell me otherwise
Facr
LMFAO this cracked me up especially when 0:24 POV Haaland leaves after missing that one penalty 💀
This is now stuck in my head
Zdotts never fails but dose banging songs
Bro this is really good keep making more we love you zdotss!
Good to see you back and with get content
Excellent
what a song man!!! It slapped harder than Will Smith
if this isnt playing at my funeral i aint dying
Brah this a banger this must win the Grammys ❤😂😂
Nice zdotts is back 🐐
Bro Z Dotss is the G.O.A.T. The song rhymes so much is makes it so good
We can all agree that this man can roast anyone
Fr tho
Imagine this gets played the next time Man City play
Zdotss is the goat 🐐
No cap, this was insane, also how dont you have a million subs yet, extremely underrated, but you still gotta give haaland the respect he deserves
This is a banger but Haaland is a legend
Why am I listening in 2024❤
Finally the GOAT IS BACK
bro dissed the whole city team 💀
Too funny!
And some good facts!
Keep it up fam!
I need an extended version
Hi
Lets All Agree That Zdotss Deserves an Oscar
Grammy*
Not funny
did everyone forget that oscars are for acting
hell nah
This guy should have 10M subs
What a tune!
A Z dotss upload is always a highlight. 🐐🐐🥶🥶
Zdots is secretly scared of haaland surpassing all records😂😂btw bro you deserve to played at the ballondor ceremony... Lots of support.
Man deserves a trophy best raps ever
Pep seeing this being the best manger in the world and hall and just winning the treble
Zdotts always speaks the facts
BRO THIS IS SO SICK🔥🔥🔥
He’s got BIG LEGS and a BIG FOREHEAD! 😂
He needs an award for the best diss track of the year 😂😂
The perfect song doesnt exi-
BRO THIS NEEDS TO BE PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL OR IM RESPAWNING
(Verse 1)
Haaland, oh Haaland, you think you're so grand,
But let me tell you, your skills aren't all that grand.
You boast with your goals, thinking you're the best,
But when it comes to true talent, you fail the test.
(Chorus)
Oh Haaland, you're just a hype machine,
A flash in the pan, not as great as you seem.
You score some goals, but where's the finesse?
You're all power, no real finesse.
(Verse 2)
You're strong and fast, I'll give you that,
But your arrogance is where you fall flat.
You strut on the pitch like you own the game,
But your attitude, it's really a shame.
(Chorus)
Oh Haaland, you're just a hype machine,
A flash in the pan, not as great as you seem.
You score some goals, but where's the finesse?
You're all power, no real finesse.
(Verse 3)
You may be young, with potential to grow,
But true greatness, it's something you don't show.
You rely on physicality, not on true skill,
A one-dimensional player, lacking in thrill.
(Chorus)
Oh Haaland, you're just a hype machine,
A flash in the pan, not as great as you seem.
You score some goals, but where's the finesse?
You're all power, no real finesse.
(Bridge)
So take a step back, Haaland, and see,
There's more to the game than your raw energy.
Develop your craft, refine your touch,
Then maybe, just maybe, you'll impress us much.
(Chorus)
Oh Haaland, you're just a hype machine,
A flash in the pan, not as great as you seem.
You score some goals, but where's the finesse?
You're all power, no real finesse.
(Outro)
Haaland, Haaland, the talk of the town,
But it's time to prove, not just run your mouth.
Show us your talent, let your skills shine,
Until then, Haaland, you're just a player in line.
Good one bruv
Nice
I genuinely vibed to this.
0% Naked woman
0% swearing
0% nonsense
100% creativity
Z dotss never disappoints
Imagine how long it took to take him to make this song 🤣🥲😕
This song never leaves my head
Officially the 1MILLION SUB 🎉
(Congrats)
THIS GOES HARD ON MUTE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Damn, 😂😂😂 same tbh , haaland deserves respect for what he has done in first year at city
@@AXEFootball yah bro
@@AXEFootball i think z dotss made this because haaland is to good and man city will probably win the league everytime
He's the goat
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nah when this was dropped haaland stopped scoring.
Here before the video blows up :>)
Stop hating on the Terminator 🤖
Your manager looks like an 🥚
that knee slide was clean
The rapper we never knew we needed
MAKE MORE + I’m ur first view :)))
Yes the goat finnaly uploaded a song🎉❤
Zdotss deserves a ballond’or
This guy should be a real famous rapper right now😅
The goat Z dotts is back
The slap was violent 💀💀💀💀
This is my new favourite song I'm vibing all night to this every word in this is FAX aswell😎😎😎
we need a remake of this when Haaland wins the ballondor
like benzi?
The viking music in the background is just amazing.
Its been exactly a year. people seeing this in may 24 2024
I love this😂
This was sick keep making more
the most fire dis track ever🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hey, it’s Erling Haaland here in 2030. Just scored 50 goals this season making it a total of 478 goals in the Premier League. Yet despite all of my efforts I can’t seem to carry my team to the Champions League.
He's the goat ❤
This has gotta be the hottest distrack out there🔥🔥🎉
Ngl Haaland with the Viking helmet looks fire
The goat is back !
Amazing vid zdotts keep it up
please release a 1 or 10 hour version
Where is the 10 hour loop of this?
Z dotss is so close to 1mil lets make him get to 1mil
The goat is back ❤❤❤❤