Him: I got suspended for three days Me:*casually walks up to a girl and starts fighting her and gets suspended for 3 days too* Also me: now we can hang out baby😌😌
My Teachers Are Getting More And More Terrified Of Me Cause Every Time I Come To Class, I Have This Big Goofy Smile on my face,..LITTLE DO THEY KNOW IM WATCHING THIS SWEET MF VIDEO HASHJKXAHJKSAXHGJDASGHJ---
My classmates are scared of me cuz I talk the most during online school(mostly to share my thoughts for classwork)but little do they know, I talk a lot bc im just feeling anxious and trying to avoid it- 😅
Tsukishima: *gets back to practice after 3 day suspension* Tanaka and Nishinoya: *run up to Tsukishima* Dude! You totally rock! You defended your girl and threw a punch! Suga: You're not supposed to congratulate him! You're supposed to scold him for getting suspended!
Salt (Tsuki) : *got in a fight and get black eye* Me : *runs back to school and grabs megaphone* Me : Who ever decided to put they're hands on my love please come out, SO I CAN PEACEFULY BREAK YOUR LEGS :)
Tsuki: i got in a fight I see his black eye, runs back to school crabs a megaphone Me:WHO EVER DECIDED TO PUT THERE HANDS ON MY DINO PLEASE COME PUT SIDE SO I CAN BREAK YOUR KNEES 😎✋
I am not a tsukki simp. *sees audio* I... I am not a tsukki simp! *listens to audio* I.... I am nOt.... a tsukki simp! *likes audio* God frickin frack-
Can you like- do boyfriend tsukishima waking up the listener but they refuse to get up cuz it's weekend? It's just a suggestion tho- love ur works btw uwu✨♥️
Thank you so much for making this, I got into an online fight today and for the first time I've got my feelings hurt and this was honestly just perfect thank you. I'm honestly crying happy tears because of this
I don’t know why because he’s a fictional character but I feel so much safe and protected and loved,even more than with my own friends. Tsuki is my comfort character and your voice is so soothing so it fit perfectly☺️✨🌸
I- Omfg I- Half the time I listen to these at night and somehow its always your voice that helps me sleep wtf- But anyway, hope you're having a great day/night/etc!
Tsukishima:Yeah if you’re taller u almost always have an advantage Me:I mean yeah your literally 6’2.8 and the guy is probably slightly taller than me and I’m straight up 5’0
Tsukki- gets hurt. Me grabbing turning into present mic- WHOEVER HURT MY TALL TSUNDURE BOYFRIEND COME OUT SIDE AND FIGHT ME, I MAY BE SHORT BUT I WILL BITE YOU KNEES OFFFFF!!
![Tsundere Tsukishima x You [Tall Boy] [Jealous] [Holding Hands] "Scatterbrain... We're stuck here..."](/img/n.gif)
I apologize for the world's worst MS Paint job. XD
Still did a great job!
Yeah, You did good
I was confused at first lol I was like is he an alien why is his eye green
@@JennyBeaar ;___; Because... I'm good at acting and really, reeeeallly bad at art.
😗👌*chefs kiss*
salty got hurt?!
i'm proud he won
Damn 45 likes thank you!
Salty but sweet heheh he nice and a little shit
@Pachence Seaborne yes there is make them
Some of y'all is real petty in these comments✋😩 💀🗿
@@kurootetsuro9132 nah that just you lol
*I detect someone being underrated-*
0///0 s-senpai noticed me! UwU
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520
*uwu*
So do I bro!
Tsukishima: "I'll beat whoever insulted you"
Me: "I am the insult-
a horrible one at that😂"
Same honey, same
*Cries in softie for salt if it was a human* WAAAAAAH THIS IS BOOTIFUL! WAAAAAH
Tsukishima get hurt
*kicks the classroom door*
WHICH ONE OF YOU EXTRAS TOUCH MY HOT BOYFRIEND?!!
I would actually do this for Yachi and Tsukki 😑🤦🏻♀️
That wasn't me sir. 🖐️😗
Bruh Bakugo much 😭
bakugou kinnie?
@@JesusChristyuh yes but in tsukishima's profile with santa hat on it
Tsukki: I saw no reason to hit him back
Me: oh okay!
Tsukki: repeatedly
Me when I first saw the picture: the hell, what happened to ur face ?
Him:starts talking about being in a fight
Me: Oh HaHahAHhahaHAH
Tsukishima: *punches a guy who insulted you*
Me: It's fine dude i get insulted all the time🙃
Don't stand for that! 👀
same lmao
What will he do if I insult myself
@@Valeria-zx7ir he'd smaxk the shit outta ya
@@hellomortal1923 I mean, i wouldn’t mind
Him: I got suspended for three days
Me:*casually walks up to a girl and starts fighting her and gets suspended for 3 days too*
Also me: now we can hang out baby😌😌
Um you didn’t have to-
@@safe.stim.board11 If I have to fight someone to hang out with my bf, I most certainly will 😌😌
@@kaitlynparker9461 um okay? Didn’t know I was dating you but whatever 👁👄👁
@@safe.stim.board11 👁👄👁 it was an example
Sure, I do simp.....i would date you...
But um.... yeah not right now....
@@kaitlynparker9461 so you don’t want to date me?
My Teachers Are Getting More And More Terrified Of Me Cause Every Time I Come To Class, I Have This Big Goofy Smile on my face,..LITTLE DO THEY KNOW IM WATCHING THIS SWEET MF VIDEO HASHJKXAHJKSAXHGJDASGHJ---
My classmates are scared of me cuz i Have ”cat nails”😭
My classmates are scared of me because im the quiet kid and honestly i wanna share my thought but no
My classmates are scared of me cuz I talk the most during online school(mostly to share my thoughts for classwork)but little do they know, I talk a lot bc im just feeling anxious and trying to avoid it- 😅
*My classmates are scared of me because I have an imaginary serial killer friend.*
nobody pays attention to me (thankfully) so if i have a large goofy smile on my face :)) so yeah kinda cool with that
Tsukishima: *gets back to practice after 3 day suspension*
Tanaka and Nishinoya: *run up to Tsukishima* Dude! You totally rock! You defended your girl and threw a punch!
Suga: You're not supposed to congratulate him! You're supposed to scold him for getting suspended!
I feel like this would be how it would actually go down Lol and Suga's just like seriously
Lmao canon
Why. The. Hell. Did I read all of this in the guys voices?!? (totally something they would say tho)
@@madi_B05 I did the exact same🤣🤣🤣
4:31
Tsukki:I got nachos this weekend
Awww he’s a good boy, I’ve never watched the anime but I like him
Check out Haikyuu when you can! Even the dub is good.
Ahah that's why the fandom calls him saltyshima, he's such a good boy😌🤚
Chile.....you missing out!
Your not missing out, just my team being loud and annoying 🙄🤚
You know you love them, atleast Y/N and Yamaguchi
Guy: *insults me*
Tsukishima: *fights him*
Me:😐I insult myself every day uh will you beat me up-...
I would just be there 🧍♂️
I do that to myself to
I wrote this???? Lmao 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
@@K7081s4c me @ every wattpad comment i ever wrote 💀
@@thisismysimpacct 💀 honestly they just be embarrassing
At first i imagined Tsukishima having his hand on this guy head and pushing him away and this guy trying to walk up to him-
Tsukishima: and he was determined to continue slandering you
Me: damn what he say? Im about to get suspended tooo
Salt (Tsuki) : *got in a fight and get black eye*
Me : *runs back to school and grabs megaphone*
Me : Who ever decided to put they're hands on my love please come out, SO I CAN PEACEFULY BREAK YOUR LEGS :)
Tsukki: “Oh yeah? How do you suggest we spend our afternoon together?”
Me: “I have a fe-“
Tsukki: “I have a few ideas”
👁👄👁
Ngl... my eyes really widened at the end... 😳😳😳 but.... I'd love to hear your ideas 😌😏
my salty fries burnt huh? uuu poor my bb salt
Tsuki: i got in a fight
I see his black eye, runs back to school crabs a megaphone
Me:WHO EVER DECIDED TO PUT THERE HANDS ON MY DINO PLEASE COME PUT SIDE SO I CAN BREAK YOUR KNEES 😎✋
I love that meme lol🤣🤣🤣
NOBODY TOUCHES THE TSUKI-REX
remember
I am not a tsukki simp.
*sees audio*
I... I am not a tsukki simp!
*listens to audio*
I.... I am nOt.... a tsukki simp!
*likes audio*
God frickin frack-
"I love you"
Literally me;
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK-
passes out*
All my friends hate tsukki and it’s so sad... I’ll have to show them this video 😌
Yus😌
:( *Sad*
If my friends hate Tsukki is will actually not be friends with them
ರ╭╮ರ
Jk that's not true 😂😂
I was ur 69th like 🤠
Wow-
Random bully: saying we’re doing “stuff” with the rest of the team
Me: 🧍🏽♀️wheres the lie tho? 👀
Yet again another amazing audio!!!!! Great job~
were not "befriending" each other! (stupid sans deltarune reference)
@@adris.sleepingwithsirens 🤣🤣🤣
True ~
Can you like- do boyfriend tsukishima waking up the listener but they refuse to get up cuz it's weekend? It's just a suggestion tho- love ur works btw uwu✨♥️
Awh that'd be really cute! 😊
Yes pleaee!
That’s me right there
YESSS
i just stumbled upon this in my recommendations and i feel like i found a diamond in the ruff
You're sweet to say so, Clementine!~
Same bruh
Same!
The one dislike is from the fortnite kid who thought he was getting v-bucks.
Thank you so much for making this, I got into an online fight today and for the first time I've got my feelings hurt and this was honestly just perfect thank you. I'm honestly crying happy tears because of this
Aww, thank you. Hope you're able to heal. 💙
Me who only knows a little bit about Haikyuu:You go blonde kid go
Tsukishima: Well i won't go into graphic details-
That destroyed me😂
You Really sound like Tsukishima,
Great Video💖
I'm surprised that he's not that salty👁👄👁
Same kiyoko San
go back to dr lol
@@random.editsx680 No❤
I FRIKEN LOVE YOUR VOICE 😭!!!!
💙👌
I don’t know why because he’s a fictional character but I feel so much safe and protected and loved,even more than with my own friends. Tsuki is my comfort character and your voice is so soothing so it fit perfectly☺️✨🌸
remember
When he said "I love you"
Me be like: .......I'm in love with someone not real ...I'm really Stupid and crazy 😂😂
Aren’t we all?🤣
He sounds like he’s reading a poem 😂
1:27 walk it like i talk it yuh
I'm legitimately in love with this
HE SAID WHAT ABOUT ME-
An idea: Scared Tsukishima holds back the manager from beating someone into the ground
As soon as I saw him in the season.......
Guess what?
Ima simp
dawg im SCREAMING at how underrated you are i love this with every fiber of my being,,,,,
Once he said the thing about having height gives you an advantage, I straight up started thinking about how you can just go for the balls 🐲
MY FAVORITE SALTY BOY. THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD ONCE MORE
You’re really made me like these characters! Glad I found you by you’re first video!
Yay, thank you!~
No problem your audios make me really happy!
your haikyuu videos have very quickly become some of my all time favorites!! ♡︎
I'm so glad!~
I’m impressed that Tsukki got into a fight! Even if he’s our boyfriend. I didn’t think he’d start a fight with someone 😳
The fact that you have breezy as the bg audio makes me happy :)
FF8 gets none of the love it deserves. It's in my top 5 FF games for sure!
WHAT DID HE SAYYYYYYYY!?!?! 3:01
Lmao did he mean the gang ba-
@@depa0714 WHATDIDHESAYYYYY💀✋🏻
@@depa0714 oh no now I'm thinking of yarichin b club
@@terrencekamisato3854 VTTUGTUTCTxeTHBHJ NO-
That stylist editing
SoftieShima~
I’m so glad I found this🤩can’t believe how underrated you are👺😾this literally made my night🥺
Thank you for keeping us peasants well fed during quarantine
I bow to you 🙇🙇🙇
💙
Me telling my friend that’s making a list of who I simp for: add another one to the list
My friend: S I M P
'Even if he had to stand on tiptoe...' dUde, i'd have to stand on tiptoes just to help him with the bleeding
he is very cute, i cant omg :(
This is what I need! Some wholesome stuff! 😭😌🤭
I just noticed the doodles on his face AHAHAHA😂😂😂😂
I-
Omfg I-
Half the time I listen to these at night and somehow its always your voice that helps me sleep wtf-
But anyway, hope you're having a great day/night/etc!
Thank you darling.~
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 fuck you man- I haven't gotten that flustured ever like wtf-- but yw^^
2:02 HE SAYS OWA-
Love it.
im such a simp for him- thats why i make so many tsukishima videos 😭🤚
What can I say? Salt seems to be a popular menu item. ;)
"No good deed goes unpunished."
My theater kid brain: "SURE I MEANT WELL, WELL LOOK AT WHAT WELL-MEANT DIIIIIIIDDDDD!!!!!"
I love you
Way
To
Much.
Your amazing as well.
Periodt. ❤️🥰
Bye, I’m gonna listen to more of your audios 🏃✌️
My finger got tired scrolling all the way down to the bottom of your comment, but I still love you. 😛
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 I love you more smh>:(((
Subscribed! This video was my introduction to your work and I must say, I'm not disappointed! I can't wait to see more videos from you ^^.
Tsukki: How do u suggest we spend our afternoon together? I`ve got a few ideas ;)
Me: `ìght who else thought he wanted to-
I’ve been waiting for this want ✨
Your voice is so nice🥺💖
You just got a new subscriber💕✨
Tsukki hurt
Me: *runs*
Small bad person: wtf??
Me: EXPLAIN YOURSELF NADE
everyone: 0-0
Tsukki: :)
Let me Explain studios reference??👀
@@mmmm-lg2mj yes uwu
*me totally not angry and worried about tsukishima bcause he got into a fight and- OML YOUR NOSE IS
B L E E D I N G*
that moment when your actually taller than tsukki 😔🤚
i wouldnt know i‘m 1,65 m :,) being a smol dude is hard
nah i’m pretty sure i’d get into the fight,,it wouldn’t be the first time👆🏻😭.great job bestie✨🖐
the way your voice fit with all haikyuu boys>>>>>
“He said pretty nasty things about you, saying that you and the volleyball team…” He WHAT?!
**Gets suspended as well for beating the crap out of him**
IM LITERALLY 7FT
The 3 dislikes are from 3 Tsukishima Kei account 👁️👄👁️
make that 8
I actually like this but okay.
Make it 18
that editing is better than my art project
I bet tsukishima just picks up that person's head and YEEEET it at the hallway
Tsukishima:Yeah if you’re taller u almost always have an advantage
Me:I mean yeah your literally 6’2.8 and the guy is probably slightly taller than me and I’m straight up 5’0
TSUKI TSUKI TSUKI TSUKI
Tsukki: "sour grapes"
Me:*sings* "whatcha got there? You got them sour grapes~'
Tsukishima is hurt
*Enters the classroom*
Me: Wich one of you, bastards. Dared to punch Tsukki?
Tsuki: *gets hurt*
Me:i got my chankla, whos the extra that touched this tall salty boyo
Me: takes out comb-knife cutely*
OMFGGGGGGGG MY HEARTTTTTT
He’s talking like I also have the three days off.. which I don’t
Me who's not worried and just proud:🙂💅🏻✨🔪
Tsukishima: gets hurt
Me: alright he may be a jerk
but WHO IN THE BLOODY HELL HURT ONE OF MY FRIENDS - holds a flip flop-
Tsukki gets bullied:
Me who laughs when mad:Helloooo peoplee whats this thing?!oh its a boot where i can kick your frcking skirt
I just found this and I couldn’t be happier 🥺
ITS BEEN A YEAR, IM STILL LISTENING TO YOUR KEI AUDIOS, YOU'RE SO GOOD LIKE😭😭😭
^w^ I like this
just
just let me hug this tall ass man
please
maybe a kiss on the forehead
let me show this boy the love he deservESSS-
Those dislikes are from the Karasuno team because he missed practice
Him:Hurt
me:-gets knife-.........
Can you do a bakugou x listener pregnancy 🥺👉👈
Tsukki- gets hurt.
Me grabbing turning into present mic-
WHOEVER HURT MY TALL TSUNDURE BOYFRIEND COME OUT SIDE AND FIGHT ME,
I MAY BE SHORT BUT I WILL BITE YOU KNEES OFFFFF!!
Wow Tsukki... I didn’t know you would agree if I skipped classes.... salty, stubborn, sassy king U_U the triple S’s
His nose is bleeding because of how beautiful we all are ✨
I.NEED.MOREEEE.
I simp for this man
Could you make one of him and Y/N cuddling?