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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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You're so right Jakey.
Dating is like 40% skill
60% pain
And 100% reason to remember the pain.
TheDrFunkenstein the Fort Minor Reference tho😊
Lol
TheDrFunkenstein 11/10
So you're saying dating is like Mario Kart?
TheDrFunkenstein that's 200%
I know how you feel Jakey. I'm tired of hanging out with your sister too.
1 2 Daaaaayuuuuuum!
Booyah
Hanging out of...
Missed a trick
Big oofs
ROFL
11/10 going to use "Hey, you wanna get a Capri Sun sometime?"
I just did that to my friend lol
I used it and I got rejected
0/10 would try again
@@froumts it's ok buddy, we have each other.
@@froumts lmao what a king
Plot twist, you're a creepy 40 years old
"I'm just tired of hanging out with my sister" is now my new tinder bio
Lol
That goes against the "Don't make dumbshit references" rule tho :p
@@randomname8616 lmao
nakeyjakey is my new fave
shuddup bitch and make maymes nikka
Faveyjakey
Cyranek WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THERE???
It makes me mad that I just found him
He's my old fave also
It's been one year Jakey, we REALLY need a continuation on the "big brother" advices videos. They help a lot and are great!
Now it's been 2
@@josephbilderback4549 now he’s back :)
@@cheeks3367 let's go brother 😎
Cant get rejected if you dont try :D
:(
proudnoob124 Ey b you wanna go out?
I'm just tired of hanging out with my sister all the time.
Wait.. shit!
Braying Mule with No Free Will damn right
My whole life story explained in one sentence and two smileys
Yes you can my brother
It’s worth the try
“yOu WeRe BuYiNg CeLeRy”
“yOu WeRe BuYiNg RoSe”
Yeeeee i came here for this
Fair enough
YOU.
Get out
s m o o t h i e b o w l
I love how he never sticks to the same video format or topics
Bdunn vlogs Dating? Cool. Grand Theft Auto’s soundtrack compared to Mafia’s? That too.
My boy Jakey with another banger of a video, and that sweeping neighborhood shot from Encino Man looks better with each video
nickwhesker I was going to comment about the Encino shot HAHAHAHA
nickwhesker that profile picture is amazing
Dog Bless dude, Mastodon kicks ass
nickwhesker Once More Around the sun! Yes! Mastodons my favorite freakin band! I LOOOOVE Chimes at Midnight
nickwhesker Speaking of which, you ever listen to Fiend without a face? The legendary B Hinds of Mastodon made it a while ago and I LOOOVE it!
I asked my crush out
She said yes
I got excited
My excitement woke me up
=(
Dead joke
isim
You need the inception kit my friend, so you can dream big while your drinking while actively reaching your dreams while awake, so you can dream big while dreaming while awake 😂
Someones been on /b/
3 rules:
1. Keep it simple
2. Count your money
3. Don't blow it
I mean... after a few months, you can blow it. Unless you're asking somebody to a capri sun instead of a drink
Classic
4. Dont make her blow it
A man of culture
HipsTer_Miraak 63 & is your name a Skyrim reference?
Just thinking of you grabbing a girls vest and saying “dork thinks she’s gonna drown” has me in tears😂😂😂😂😂😂 please tell me you’ve done that!
He probably wouldn't tell you not to do it if hasn't tried it himself
Yovry you are probably right lol!
Maybe. Possibly. I don't know. imma go die in a hole
I really wanna do this The next time I see a girl with a vest
Inthinkable please do😂!
that end pic better mean part 2 is about how to ask someones dog out
hello
goodbye
Is that a pool strategy?
NO! This channel is all about HOT BOYS, not HOT PUPS. Get out, blasphemous enemy of the state!
Dogs
"we're all gonna die, hopefully soon"
No truer words every spoken.
“I like girls”
Aww yeah we have *so* much in common
- I have a girlfriend
- Oh wow me too!
Ok, this is my fourth NakeyJakey video and i've decided this channel is flipping amazing.
Tjerk Dijkstra woah watch you’re language there, kiddo
@@calipto4605 whoa watch his surname
Yeah I think that's how I felt after watching Sound Effects.
@@AMG-bp6zr ploppers
"but whatever route you're taking for smalltalk with like the weather or her glass, or the state of the Chinese government"
*I've been there...*
Me too, Michael John Douglas (born September 5, 1951), known professionally as Michael Keaton, American actor, best known for playing the DC Comics superhero Bruce Wayne / Batman in the films Batman (1989), Batman Returns (1992) and the upcoming The Flash (2022), as well as Jack Butler in Mr. Mom (1983), Beetlejuice in Beetlejuice (1988), and Adrian Toomes / Vulture in Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) and Morbius (2022), me too
The vest thing is oddly specific. You got some to tell us?
He basically did
I think he meant because Marty Mcfly wears a vest
That’s the joke
Yo Jakey my dude I would like to make a video request. Have you ever thought about how sometimes the “almost relationships” hurt more than a break up. You get such high hopes and expectations and than the other person just drops it or changes their mind. I would love to hear your thoughts on it
@blueprintchris basically my love life, ok i'm 16, but still :D
Me right now and I'm distraught lol
That shit hurt
that is me right now :((
Totally know what you mean. Feels like you put yourself out there, began investing emotionally and then just feel used. Start wondering what was the thing you did wrong that made her change her mind. At least when you break up with a girlfriend you know at some point she also invested in you and can usually, clearly know what wasn't working in the relationship.
3:15 you ok bud?
hi Jakey my pupper says hi
This genuinely helps a lot to get me to stop overthinking this kind of thing so much all the time. Gonna use this advice to get me out of the rut I'm in when it comes to dating. You're awesome for making this.
Boot scootin' boogie right on out of there.
"dork thinks he's gonna drown" just saying, im an attractive woman and that would've worked wonders on me
dork thinks he’s gonna drown
This mans a god
Citation needed
Well, then... hello there
Quality gaming content™
I'm tired of hanging out with your sister all the time jakey
I asked a girl if I could give her my number. She found out where I worked and put in a complaint saying I sexually harassed her by asking her and I nearly lost my job.
That was 2 years ago & I haven't bothered to ask a woman out since.
There's a line between genuinely asking someone out and harassing them. Doesn't look like she knew where the line was. I'm sorry for you.
2:40 Glad im not the only one who tried that.
*No one said **_"Yes"_*
Sad life.
YES OUR LORD HAS UPLOADED
DEAR NAKEYJAKEY, FAR CRY 5 LETS YOU PET YOUR DOG AT ANY POINT I JUST THOUGHT YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW
Kingbenford I was literally thinking the same thing lol.
AND other people’s dogs
First Shadow of the colossus’ photo mode and now the dog part in fc5
I think Jakey has a videogame genie somewhere that grants his wishes or something
Mgs 5 did it first!
Far cry primal did that too
Jake, you're not Josh. Don't be Joshing with my emotions like that man. I trusted you Jakey
I always Like every nakeyjakey video before I start watching and then in the middle of the video I forget I Liked it and try to Like again
You look like some long lost relative of both Dwight and Jim from the office and I find it comforting
booyah for loneliness
I reference the dork thinks he's gonna drown line all the time and I am surprised every single time when nobody gets it.
"Don't make dumpshit references"
*me, throwing suicide memes at girls after talking to them for 10 seconds aka "We're all gonna die, hopefully soon"*
"she was my sister"
-The State of Kentucky.
"We're all going to die, hopefully soon."
*2020: be careful what you wish for*
Crazy how in high school when I watched this this didn’t rlly apply to me and I just thought of it as shits and gags. Now I’m in college and in need of this 😭
Maaan even if there's no advice or feel-good ending, these vids about things in real life feel like warm blanket over my 19 yo incompetent self. Bless this dude
Idk why I enjoy going back and watching his older shit, it just hits different like this is apart of my childhood
Quality Content. My life is renewed. My mortgage has just acquired a nice remortgaging rate. Thank you NakeyJakey(TM) - I couldn't have done it without you.
Seeing how you said "remortgaging" instead of "refinance" I'm gonna guess you don't actually own a house. I still enjoyed your sarcasm.
Well, now's as good a time as ever to rewatch this video
When ever I feel down or lonely I always come back to this video. Thank you Jakey.
Give me one good reason why a man and snake can't be married in holy matrimony??
A Nigerian Taxi Driver from personal experience... snakes cant even talk to humans...
But cartoons have proved me wrong before.
your genitals don't fit In the snake
Says who? You don't know how small I am
kratosmaycry or big... #Anaconda lololol
This comment has me DIEING XD
It's got to be "From the inside" and a close second is "By myself".
I waited so LONG for this video, and literally SCREAMED when i got the notification...so...
I got an ad for some guy doing awful pickup lines for this video
Same
I'm a simple guy close to being 16 next month and It's really hard to ask someone out you like. I always recommend to people “keep it light”, but i never do it. I always find out that it's not what your talking about, it's how you talk about it and if you can relate to that person and if you two really share a bond.
This video is really relatable for me even if im the worst at asking people out because im scared of rejection
“Letting an app decide the fate of your dynasty” lmao
"I'm just tired of hanging out with my sister all the time"
Yikes
There's nothing better than a light small talk about the chinese government.
This is golden and at least helped one person
If you walk up to a girl wearing a vest and say “dork thinks she’s going to drown” and she laughs... she’s a keeper
That sister line worked for me, king.
hey jake thanks for genuinely giving me the courage to talk to this girl im really into, love you
yo did she say yes?
@@dawnm9462 i totally forgot i left this comment lmao, she did and we had a very strong relationship for 2 solid years, we aren’t together anymore but we have a bond that’ll never be broken so it was well worth it all, thank you for asking
Shit I'm actually well informed in Chinese politics, did you by some miracle took at shot at me?
Disney didn't murder your monetization with that beauty and the best music
Booyah
The fact when i have issues i come to u, thank you
The end song alone won my subscription, thank you New Jake for finding me
What's the name of the song
That "state of the Chinese government" might be a pretty good icebreaker right about now tho...
I thought Getting Your Heart Broken was the sequel to this until I checked the dates, WHERE IS MY JEQUEL JAKEY!!!!!!!!!
3:46 this joke aged surprisingly well...
Asking people out? Never heard of that
I’m I the only one waiting for part two?
I dated a snake once
I come back to this video every 4 months or so
Love the picture of Anchorage Alaska.
I always rewatch this video every time I start liking a new someone, just to prepare myself for whatever could happen. Prepare me for the worse, and that I will never ask a girl out by telling her that I’m tired of hanging out with my sister
jakey's relationship videos are some of his best
... dont @ me
Dating sucks, most people just want an ego boost or money rather than actually someone for a relationship that is other than something strictly sexual.
My favourite video game talk channel
Crawling is their best song
I needed this. Thanks youtube
It doesnt help that dating apps are 90 percent of women basically looking for men to just give them money, 8 percent giant huge girls, and 2 percent dudes. lol
BOOYAH FOR YA JAKEY
ik you probably get wholesome stuff like this all the time and can't stand it but this video gave me the courage to ask out a girl I know, we're going out tomorrow and just wanted to say thanks and dog bless. just couldn't stand hanging out with my sister any longer.
10 Things I Hate About You is such a good movie
Thank you jakey for being my older brother i never had
he really is
I always wanted to have one :(
You just put into words the feeling I get when I see a NakeyJakey video. I never could put my finger on it, but that's what it is.
I have two older brothers and I still feel this way
Onii-saan
"We're all going to die, hopefully soon."
I knew I liked this channel.
I didn't know you watched this channel dude! That's a sweet bit of trivia that I think even Sweeny would enjoy
And I love this channel too Chris... And your's too you amazing human being.
now please tell me everything about your spices and maybe I won't PROBE YOU!... I am alien. I am the lizard king. I. AM. not funny in the slightest... Imma go die in a hole now.
Should I be worried about you, Chris? Does Paul know you've been having these thoughts?
The good man SWEENY
Chris Ray Gun hey my favorite UA-cam meet dreams come true
now i know how to be a true man in this ever-changing world
It wont last friendo
No u know
Oh hey jus 🅱️onson
Oh, hey, look. It's that funny guy from the youtubes. Hi, funny guy.
i dont like you
"Don't make dumbshit references"
Well that might explain why the girls dont appreciate my epic Seinfeld references
That valet driver had BO
i just make loud bass slap noices after every joke i make, and i still dont get why im not good with the ladies
No you they aren't worthy
Same.
And The Office quotes.
Frankly if she doesn't understand them, I want no part.
@@peruviansatan1969 noises*?
_Asking the state of the Chinese Government is a sure fire icebreaker._
DammitSinged you know what I did on a date once? Kept talking about the political state of the US. We aren't even American
Anton Fox that works ONLY because you aren't American.
DammitSinged it works all the time
Because of coal plants
Them commies should die
Well my little lady winked toward mah buttcheeks at Whole Foods and I said that’s uh teeaaaannn fouuurrrr brother
i still have no idea what in the fuck that was supposed to mean
@@Padlock_Steve When my significant other made a suggestive expression toward my hindquarters at WholisticConsumables I replied, "I feel likewise, m'lady."
@@mchjsosde can you translate everything i hear from now on please😂
Michelle cw
That’s beautiful
@@Padlock_Steve michelle's got it right but particularly 10-4 means "ok/understood". things starting with 10 are used for common phrases in police code and stuff.
Can I use this as a sign to ask you out jakey
24 Frames Of Nick YES
Right!? Saw this notification and was like NOW IS MY CHANCE
shooters gonna shoot
24 Frames Of Nick I see you in too many comment sections
Hmm, well if one were to venture down that road jakey would make it an interesting ride(lols, when has sex been referred to as interesting??? Only in “Wake Up!....Grab A Brush and F*** A Little Jacob!” System of a Down land. Wait that’s not how the song goes???)
I'll date you Jakey
Only if I get to see you nakey
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
cheif that aint it
Toxic
Gotta buy him a Capri Sun first.
Cregingtonhissfam 😂 Why does that sentence sound like a Star Wars reference
I THOUGHT THIS CHANNEL WAS FOR GAMERS, GAMERS DONT HAVE GIRLFRIENDS. im calling the police.
Of course! This channel is only for gamer girls who have boyfriends.
OffYourTopic *gamer GIRLS
If Jakey doesn’t reply in 15 hundred doge years you legally become the hot boye master sergeant.
@@PersonalAccountIndeed How do you meet them on steam? And is it by complete coincidence you managed to be in the same area?
I've met them on TTT servers on Garry's Mod. They weren't local; one was in a different country in the UK (so only a small flight) and the other was somewhat far away on another side of England.
Great, now I can finally ask my mother what's for dinner.
Leanify TV nice !! GL ^^
IDK, dude. I'm expecting rejection.
I think our hotboi was hurt recently
oceans :'(
his girlfriends left him with sister?
I relate to this so much.
Also, mad respect for you trying/ doing a different type of video, kinda like your 'Getting your heart broken' kinda thing. I wish I had the balls. You could literally present a documentary on cardboard boxes and I'd probably still laugh/ cry/ leave a weird comment.
Dog Bless.
the only balls you need are yoga balls. works every time.
I wish I could get my yoga ball to run my channel.
God, I hope he does a documentary on cardboard boxes. That would be amazing.
Leanify TV seriously though I wouldn’t mind something about cardboard. That stuff was the fabric of my childhood.
IDK, Wonderful Bear. Sounds like you're livin' in a box.
I’m so happy that I found your channel jakey. So happy that this is my first ever comment on UA-cam.
I'm Honored to be your first reply dog bless 😘
As a UA-cam commenter, you need to get irrationally angry at minute details in videos and the people who made them. I hope this advice helps you on your quest to be the UA-cam commenter you can be
JSR Devon don't forget to be unreasonably stupid and strip off any speck of respect for yourself
naufalap that's the spirit!
6th reply.. i think
"we're all gonna die. (hopefully soon)"
Wise words to live by.. But not for long
-Jacob Christensen
Loay Katarya hopefully
-Michael Scott
Thank you Guru Jakey. Next we can we pls tackle karma sutra thank you
Cole Bennett woah, things a re evolving pretty fast there. Aren't they?
Honestly Jake is a real friend to his viewers
The wheelman he seems super chill.
its not easy being friends with someone who makes obscure back to the future references
I mean, as much as he can be towards faceless, nameless internet randoms.
Wise Shibe He’s usually pretty honest anyways
Pro Tip: keep a dog with you, the cuddlier the betterier
dont you mean "the betterrier"?
just fucking kill me whats the point life is meningless
Does it need to be my dog or can I grab one from the street?
Am man with link as his profile pic is giving "pro tips"
oh look its ique, back to your pirate shitpost shift now.
Nah, I don't settle for less, if my girl doesn't have an encyclopedic knowledge of Pokemon, I'm not even giving her the time of day.
What if they ask you out without you doing anything? Then you date for 10 years and produce spawn?
If she doesn't know the pokerap then she clearly doesn't wanna be the very best...
If they don’t know what Pokémon has 1 but also the ability wonderguard which negates damage form all moves that aren’t super effective then they’re not worth it
If they don’t have the blue eyed white dragon basic i swear
@@planescaped that ever was.
When you ask someone out and they say yes;
"I haven't programmed that far yet"
"You went offscript, can we retry ?"
Bruh that’s why you pause and save so if she says no you can load back in and increase ur charisma before asking again
@@drdoofenstock5559 have you seen/played Bandersnatch?
@@stephencrompton4352 HE SAID NO FUCKING OBSCURE REFERENCE SIR
The most relatable part of this video was “my mom can pick you up if your mom can give you a ride home”. So many bargaining tactics go into hanging out outside of school when no one is legally allowed to drive yet 😭
Meet ups used to be way more fun when you had to pester your parents into driving you places.
Once you can drive you get too busy to even hang out, man the irony.
@@angeldelgado7120 Ouch. I feel that.