@@yasinhamidi6501 Sure they don't work when some idiots just can't follow the rules for fucking once. Also, 99% recovery means what exactly? Survival, yes, but there is proven lasting organ damage.
@@RandomWolf I would want to read it and the reaction of your teacher while they mark it. Since teacher aren't allowed to talk against the government no matter how ridiculous they get
@@luce3619 say that to my history teacher.... I was in a Christian protestant school in the middle of northern ireland he straight up started a lesson with "Today, we're going to talk about Winston Churchill, the good, the bad and the very bad" 😂 he admitted to veering from the lesson plans the school board had set out, because (and this has always stayed with me) "History should be taught from every aspect, hoe can we possibly learn from our mistakes if it is view through the bias of rose tinted glasses". He was my favourite teacher and an absolute legend 🙌🏼
@@davidjonmoxleyskipp230 yh he wont admit lockdown was a mistake. Just like the scientists that recommended it. The politicians that implement it. The vulnerable saved by it. The majority of the population adhering to it. I ****ing hate lockdown. I miss my family so much but i have the intellectual capability to understand exponential growth and virual mutations. Stop barking on about it being a mistake, we get it you dont like it. Tough. Now grow up and get on with it.
@@davidjonmoxleyskipp230 Are you a commercial landlord or has your boss took advantage of the situation and said he would rather you found another job?
Good on Russell for persevering with these despite the absence of an audience, must be strange for him. That's commitment to making the world a slightly cheerier place
I performed my final degree play in front of 5 people - 2 assessors, 2 techies and the person who was performing after me. 😂 Truly bizarre not having any audience feedback on your performance.
@@dawnwest857 - I used to be a performance poet and it always unnerved me performing to mostly empty chairs! no atmosphere, no ambience, nothing to bounce off.
Yet the british public felt it was impeccable to vote for this tosser including Russell (probably) Jeremy Corbyn's policies dont sound so crazy now do they. Ohh well you (every single Tory voter) caused the problem take ya cake and shove it up ya bum bum. Have a nice tyrannical infused future
Sorry but that did genuinely make me lol. A real laugh. Sadly I know that's how the b******d got elected. That and letting someone else do the hard work then taking the credit.
@@MoTagaboInaArbi0311 Drop kick: When you drop a ball and kick it before it lands. Common in rugby. If you drop kicked a person you'd give them a huge kick up the arse. Hope that helps.
I swear to god this is the only reason i know anything political Edit: sorry lol maybe i shouldve been more clear, i watch this bcs its funny and entertaining, then i have questions and talk my citizenship teacher about them. My knowledge doesnt end with the video
@@chrish2359 hey I'm not saying I'm fully on board or anything I just like a laugh I still try to make my own opinions by looking some stuff up. Or where you talking to first person and I'm jumping to conclusions if so sorry
I've always found it strange how nothing is ever mentioned about any of his kids or wife he left, just after finding out she had cancer and they have never said anything about the situation.. How much do you think he payed them to sign the contract?
@@chrish2359 I mean it's been proven in supreme court about the links with the private contracts and the conservative party, but you keep thinking it was the furlough scheme :D
@@chrish2359 It was literally the government, and the government. I don't see what socialism has got to do with our government awarding contracts to companies with ties to the party.
My first comment implies the government squandered money on private contracts in the millions, which has been proved in supreme court. If the government hadn't been handing out contracts left and right, the frontline NHS workers would get more than a round of applause. Instead, the government did waste millions upon millions on private contracts and frontline NHS staff have been attending foodbanks for over the past 12 months. To be fair, I'm struggling to see where the implication lies of this "left wing government" in my original comment, given it was a generic summary of what I've just said to you, again....
@@WarrenIrelandUK Don't bother with 'em, it's a classic case of shifting goalposts to make you answer their questions whilst still coming off as the victor. Do not engage. Bad faith.
@@chrish2359 Sorry, if this government had more than a couple of bits of integrity then your comment would have some merit. As one bit of integrity was used in setting up the furlough scheme, which was basic economic common sense, you can't excuse the rest of their blatant corruption or incompetence with that. Given how readily the UK can borrow, not investing more in the NHS now, not the structure but the people who make it work, is almost malicious.
Ngl, I can translate a whole Shakespeare play, understand the hidden meanings of a dickens book and analyse IT, QUICKER than I can understand Boris Johnsons speeches XD
@@cazzabojangles it wasn't meant to be a flex, it was meant to show just how insane Boris talks XD like Shakespeare literally made up words yet I can understand him better than THE PRIME MINISTER.
@@ruairiodonohoe2533 I mean on this show. One gets so used to him having an audience that the lack of one makes him look like a nutter doing stand-up at a Bus Stop
I actually cannot handle this without the audience. Edit: after watching the complete video, I was soon taken to some form of facility. They're keeping me trapped in a padded room, they promised to give me an hour of Internet access a day. A promise they are currently still obliging, but they've made mention of stopping it if I don't behave. I dont know when ill be released.
@Bradley J. Simmons - Oh, but if he had a laugh-track, then the Brexit apologists and the Boris defenders would crawl out of the walls claiming “See?? The elite media have to share up their disdain for Boris with a laugh-track, while real Britons know - despite all the evidence - that Johnson is great and that Brexit is a swimming success!!” You can’t win for trying, alas. Personally, I’m fine with the unaccompanied monologue!
I think it was Terry Pratchett who observed that it's not only cream that rises to the top; you only have to look at any scummy stagnant pond to prove it.
Russell looks like a lunatic when he's shouting into an empty hall without the laughter but still he's an amazing comedian with how he spins these pretty depressing news stories
@Mehmood Adam did I say China or did I say the Chinese? the Chinese are the race, China is a country from where the virus originated. Facts don't have feelings Mehmood.
@@hasan2198 Racism is hatred towards an ethnic group. Criticizing a countries poor handling of meat is far from racism. you're clearly a soft wokie lefty snowflake. read the dictionary.
My grandad is in the hospital on a ventilator atm from getting covid twice in the last two weeks. I'm not super close to him and haven't seen in years but its upsetting me thinking he is fighting for his life. His organs are failing and was told he had only hours to live. I hope he pulls through the night and starts to make a recovery. He has had cancer for 15 years now when the doctor said they gave him 5 years. He is survivor for sure but hes 79 and the cancer has taken its toll on his body. Rip for anyone who has lost their loved ones to this pandemic.
This is so drop dead hilarious, and this is to teach Boris some humility. 😂 And speaking of Boris, Dominic Cummings had ascended from disgrace (another way of saying, redeeming oneself) by going to an independent COVID parliamentary committee, and explained the truth of what is happening behind closed doors of the corrupt Tories. I was admittedly skeptical of Dominic in the past, but its satisfying that he turned against Boris due to his callous actions. Cummings did sincerely apologize for all the actions he did from his body language as well as his statements, and he has had far more humility that what Boris Johnson has. I hope Boris finally gets some serious karma at another future point so he will become a pariah, especially the likes of the disastrous Brexit.
Nah chris, you're also typing whilst inside and watching... I think that's the reason for covid - to make more youtube comments for their algorithm. 🤷♂️
My two favourite Boris jokes: James May - "We see Boris Johnson as cuddly and affable with slightly funny hair but history will remember him as Boris the Oppressor!" Russell Howard - "Hello, Boris is the name. Oh look, a small child, kick."
Sorry y'all got a borris but y'all will survive. We made it through a trump. Least yours is just dumb. We had dumber with a mix of evil thrown in just for fun😱😱😊😀✌💝🙏
People will still vote for these corrupt bellends 22 bn handed to mates and nothing works. They are taking the piss and ppl dont vote as a protest... glad these ppl are getting everything they want from not voting.
50 years from now, people are going to read about 2020 and be like "there's no way that really happened." The most important time of our lives with Covid and brexit, and the guy in charge is Boris. Fucking hell.
Mad that one of the stories was about the seriousness of 50000 cases and 200 deaths a day, during lockdown. Here, April 6th 2022 358 deaths, 100s thousands new cases and hospitalisations through the roof..... Nothing
At least I can enjoy listening to Boris's bullocks. His voice doesn’t make me disgusted like a certain orange person's did. It can actually be funny listening to Boris
This government needs to actually get an earful from Russel. They are a joke. After having watched all these montages, this Government act like a complete bunch of children. It's a disgrace.
Watching these videos without the audience laughing is a completely different experience
Rightttt
Honestly I repect that Russell is doing this without putting laughing soundtracks to fill the lack of laughter
Agreed
I know! It makes me forget that I can laugh xD
It makes everything feel as unfunny as it is.
“Boris hopes to avoid a second national lockdown”
*laughs in March 2021*
Anti lockdown protest next week in London to stop this. 20th march.
i think you miss spell avoid its spelled (WANTS)
@@willygates that's very very selfish. Lives should come before anything else. We need to care about eachother more
@@nas19281 this virus has a 99 percent recovery rate and lockdowns don't work
@@yasinhamidi6501 Sure they don't work when some idiots just can't follow the rules for fucking once. Also, 99% recovery means what exactly? Survival, yes, but there is proven lasting organ damage.
Boris talks like a GCSE student writing their English exam.
That was me through my creative writing paper.
Funnily enough, I'm going to be writing a satirical news article about how stupid Boris has been for my GCSE English practise assignment.
@@RandomWolf I would want to read it and the reaction of your teacher while they mark it. Since teacher aren't allowed to talk against the government no matter how ridiculous they get
@@luce3619 say that to my history teacher.... I was in a Christian protestant school in the middle of northern ireland he straight up started a lesson with "Today, we're going to talk about Winston Churchill, the good, the bad and the very bad" 😂 he admitted to veering from the lesson plans the school board had set out, because (and this has always stayed with me) "History should be taught from every aspect, hoe can we possibly learn from our mistakes if it is view through the bias of rose tinted glasses". He was my favourite teacher and an absolute legend 🙌🏼
@@VillianousKitty that's a great teacher. My chemistry teacher was like that as well.
This is the shit that kids are gonna have to study in GCSE History in the future XD holy fuck I laughed so much at this video!!
Ok I get now why "Vlad the Impaler" ...but "Boris the Tosser"....wait I got it ...never mind.
Are kids will come home "dad what was the pandemic like" *sign* "I don't know where to start"
Simple things entertain simple lefty minds….
Boris Johnson is clearly the main reason why all politicians should be psychologically assessed before taking up their positions in government.
No mate the people who should ne assessed are the ones who voted him in!!!
I thought Trump was the main reason, but I concede BoJo's not too far behind 🤷♀️
I’m not a Tory but I think people over react about Boris and Trump
@@markmaddy9082 😳
If that would happen most of them wouldn't be there
on all sides
get yourself a comedian so talented he doesn't need the laughter soundtracks for you to laugh
👍👍
One of a kind
Simple things entertain simple lefty minds…
@@jakejames8597 not hard left mate... he let it slip in his fire at the uni joke... "would statistically recover from". He's right there mate. 👍
Agreed! See if you can find an Aussie comedian, who can successfully make an invisible audience laugh?! Howard is 1:1000000 !!
At least Russel can make us laugh for a short moment - but then reality strikes, and we realize he isn’t even making fun of it, but just repeat facts!
Yeah, comedy is awesome that way. Making things that are somewhat disguised into something clear as glass.
He's woke af though. And won't admit lockdown was the wrong move.
@@davidjonmoxleyskipp230 yh he wont admit lockdown was a mistake. Just like the scientists that recommended it. The politicians that implement it. The vulnerable saved by it. The majority of the population adhering to it.
I ****ing hate lockdown. I miss my family so much but i have the intellectual capability to understand exponential growth and virual mutations.
Stop barking on about it being a mistake, we get it you dont like it. Tough. Now grow up and get on with it.
@@davidjonmoxleyskipp230 Are you a commercial landlord or has your boss took advantage of the situation and said he would rather you found another job?
What is this place ..... a trolls convention?
Good on Russell for persevering with these despite the absence of an audience, must be strange for him. That's commitment to making the world a slightly cheerier place
I performed my final degree play in front of 5 people - 2 assessors, 2 techies and the person who was performing after me. 😂 Truly bizarre not having any audience feedback on your performance.
Completely agree! People need to get over themselves about laugh tracks and stuff - doesn't make it any lwss funny.
@@hatty369 a laugh track usually works great if the joke is actually funny and doesn’t overstay the joke, which does happen
@@dawnwest857 - I used to be a performance poet and it always unnerved me performing to mostly empty chairs! no atmosphere, no ambience, nothing to bounce off.
The problem with Boris and Trump is that we can never understand what they’re saying, and if we can, it’s usually just nonsense
Yet the british public felt it was impeccable to vote for this tosser including Russell (probably) Jeremy Corbyn's policies dont sound so crazy now do they. Ohh well you (every single Tory voter) caused the problem take ya cake and shove it up ya bum bum. Have a nice tyrannical infused future
@@MrGonzdj What a way to display yourself as an absolute tosser
@@oscarglover6630 My point exactly!
@@MrGonzdj I meant you but ok
@@MrGonzdj I bet you support BLM and the statue vandalism don't you....
The time he just goes off on one about how he loves moles!!! WTTFFF???!!!
"I'm pro-moles" - Boris Johnson.
Who doesnt
Sorry but that did genuinely make me lol. A real laugh.
Sadly I know that's how the b******d got elected. That and letting someone else do the hard work then taking the credit.
Not the moles in Whitehall though 😆
"Drop kick the smug pricks" 🤣🤣
They'll be a queue hundreds of miles long.
My English is limited, anyone can explain what does it mean?
@@MoTagaboInaArbi0311 it means jump in the air and kick the politicians with both feet 👍
@@MoTagaboInaArbi0311 Drop kick: When you drop a ball and kick it before it lands. Common in rugby. If you drop kicked a person you'd give them a huge kick up the arse. Hope that helps.
I swear to god this is the only reason i know anything political
Edit: sorry lol maybe i shouldve been more clear, i watch this bcs its funny and entertaining, then i have questions and talk my citizenship teacher about them. My knowledge doesnt end with the video
If this is the only political view you are influenced by then you must be left af🤣
I'm not big on politics but I at least get a laugh from this
If this is so it is deeply concerning. You are only seeing one side to debate and are effectively being brainwashed. Russell must be delighted.
@@chrish2359 hey I'm not saying I'm fully on board or anything I just like a laugh I still try to make my own opinions by looking some stuff up. Or where you talking to first person and I'm jumping to conclusions if so sorry
The news is too depressing to watch without a punchline.
I mean our American cousins may have gotten rid of their bumbling incompetent fool we are sadly still stuck with our.
Same deal in Australia.
Why did we have to get stuck with Boris, he's a baby in a suit at this point
🤣🤣🤣
Probably because of that little chestnut called "elections". You know, when people vote people in? 2024/5 - you can get rid of him. Easy
you poor fools who fight over left and right,,,,, get a grip, 2 wings 1 bird
The 67 dislikes are Boris' illegitimate children.
I’m pretty sure that they would like the videos
only 67?
I WHEEZED
I've always found it strange how nothing is ever mentioned about any of his kids or wife he left, just after finding out she had cancer and they have never said anything about the situation.. How much do you think he payed them to sign the contract?
sorry, you mean 531?
"we can't afford to give the NHS more than a 1% pay rise, cause we squandered and wasted all the money on private contacts"
There, I fixed it.
@@chrish2359 I mean it's been proven in supreme court about the links with the private contracts and the conservative party, but you keep thinking it was the furlough scheme :D
@@chrish2359 It was literally the government, and the government.
I don't see what socialism has got to do with our government awarding contracts to companies with ties to the party.
My first comment implies the government squandered money on private contracts in the millions, which has been proved in supreme court. If the government hadn't been handing out contracts left and right, the frontline NHS workers would get more than a round of applause.
Instead, the government did waste millions upon millions on private contracts and frontline NHS staff have been attending foodbanks for over the past 12 months.
To be fair, I'm struggling to see where the implication lies of this "left wing government" in my original comment, given it was a generic summary of what I've just said to you, again....
@@WarrenIrelandUK Don't bother with 'em, it's a classic case of shifting goalposts to make you answer their questions whilst still coming off as the victor. Do not engage. Bad faith.
@@chrish2359 Sorry, if this government had more than a couple of bits of integrity then your comment would have some merit.
As one bit of integrity was used in setting up the furlough scheme, which was basic economic common sense, you can't excuse the rest of their blatant corruption or incompetence with that.
Given how readily the UK can borrow, not investing more in the NHS now, not the structure but the people who make it work, is almost malicious.
It’s so weird without the laughter
mr fbi please don't check my search history im so sorry
@@harlan_exe3717 ok
@@harlan_exe3717 You mean all that "my little pony" porn? oh we all know about that.
cuz he is not funny lool
I see you commenting on hundreds of videos. You really are like the FBI
Ngl, I can translate a whole Shakespeare play, understand the hidden meanings of a dickens book and analyse IT, QUICKER than I can understand Boris Johnsons speeches XD
You could probably decipher a strong Irish accent as well
Weird flex but ok
@@cazzabojangles it wasn't meant to be a flex, it was meant to show just how insane Boris talks XD like Shakespeare literally made up words yet I can understand him better than THE PRIME MINISTER.
@@acequeenofthedeck8431 Nah bro that's kinda sick
Poor guy, Russell seems so lonely.
Yes the poor multi-millionaire lounging around his mansion, It must be so hard for him
@@ruairiodonohoe2533 I mean on this show. One gets so used to him having an audience that the lack of one makes him look like a nutter doing stand-up at a Bus Stop
@@ruairiodonohoe2533 have u seen inside his house. it’s literally the most middle class thing u can see
@@Daseinerrichtenstein the man is still a multi-millionaire and has his cushy job, Not many people can say they still have their job
@@ruairiodonohoe2533 such as my mum. that’s just the way of the industry
I actually cannot handle this without the audience.
Edit: after watching the complete video, I was soon taken to some form of facility. They're keeping me trapped in a padded room, they promised to give me an hour of Internet access a day. A promise they are currently still obliging, but they've made mention of stopping it if I don't behave. I dont know when ill be released.
Its almost like some things arent that funny anymore ://
You just hear yourself laugh and think: *" E W "*
I hope you get out one day 😢
This is the only way I can keep up to date with British politics without getting depressed
literally
_Om nom nom, Boris beans!_
Russell is a brilliantly funny guy and I’m a big fan, just the show seems a little odd without the audience laugh, maybe a laugh track might help 😂😬
without* :)
Right? Its so weird hearing silence to his jokes
uS late night comedians are getting laughs from the crew and writers in the studio.
@Bradley J. Simmons - Oh, but if he had a laugh-track, then the Brexit apologists and the Boris defenders would crawl out of the walls claiming “See?? The elite media have to share up their disdain for Boris with a laugh-track, while real Britons know - despite all the evidence - that Johnson is great and that Brexit is a swimming success!!” You can’t win for trying, alas. Personally, I’m fine with the unaccompanied monologue!
no it would sound worse with canned laughter :/
Almost crying after the monthly shopping trust because I couldn't get a click and collect. I see this and breathe that I'm okay 😂😂
The amount of times Russ said "what the fuck are you talking about" omg
Anyone else notice that Russel’s Boris voice is pretty much identical to his Prince Philip voice?
Yeah. As well as his Prince Charles voice. It's his stereotypical voice
Just general posh...works though...😂
Posh old white man impression, I'll take it
And...
Just to think, there are 7 billion + people on this planet, and still people like Boris manage to rise to the very top. Mind-blowing.
I think it was Terry Pratchett who observed that it's not only cream that rises to the top; you only have to look at any scummy stagnant pond to prove it.
Take a shot every time he says ‘what the fuck are you talking about’
I’m 3 mins in and idk it I’m gonna make it
*if . . . Was that the first clue that you didn't make it?? 😂😂
@@luckytri9716 Just woke up from blacking out, did I make it?
@@kierangill8757 Lol 😂😂 It's okay . . . I think you made it 😄
I like every single word in this video
He does not know that I spent three grand in one day on hair products using taxpayers money
9:05
Judging from the balding I’m guessing those hair products are mr muscle branded ? Seems they need better child safety caps on their bottles.
Think you should try a skin fade Boris g
You may think 6 months into the pandemic is shit, just imagine it being a full year before someone took it seriously.
Hold.on you wrote your comment.. .oh I get it....😂😂😂
@@randyschwaggins what?
@@k.i.n.g6668 it has been a full year...they knew that...it was funny
‘Hopes to avoid a second lockdown’ while we’re sat in our third. Well done Boris
I never thought I'd say this _but_ I really want fake laughs and claps
Weird isn't it!
Is it too close to the bone unless you are told to laugh?..
Russell looks like a lunatic when he's shouting into an empty hall without the laughter but still he's an amazing comedian with how he spins these pretty depressing news stories
Boris is in the wrong career. He’d make a class comedian
Honestly am I the only one who feels super awkward after he makes a joke and there is no audience laughter?
blame CHINA
@Mehmood Adam did I say China or did I say the Chinese? the Chinese are the race, China is a country from where the virus originated. Facts don't have feelings Mehmood.
@@simonb2109 Thats still racist you flid.
@@hasan2198 Racism is hatred towards an ethnic group. Criticizing a countries poor handling of meat is far from racism. you're clearly a soft wokie lefty snowflake. read the dictionary.
@@simonb2109 Its okay, hasan has no clue what he is on about, best to ignore him and his ignorant rambling.
This type of humour is so necessary in times like these!💯👍❤😂😂😂
My grandad is in the hospital on a ventilator atm from getting covid twice in the last two weeks. I'm not super close to him and haven't seen in years but its upsetting me thinking he is fighting for his life. His organs are failing and was told he had only hours to live. I hope he pulls through the night and starts to make a recovery. He has had cancer for 15 years now when the doctor said they gave him 5 years. He is survivor for sure but hes 79 and the cancer has taken its toll on his body. Rip for anyone who has lost their loved ones to this pandemic.
Sorry buddy
I'm sorry dude, hope he gets better
Hope he gets better
I hope he is ok..:(
Dude that’s awful. hope you all pull through
Honestly didn't notice that there wasn't an audience to laugh at some of these cause I was too busy laughing myself
I like how he still pauses after each joke for just slightly too long, probably out of habit. At least he’s still doing a great job
he was pausing for people at home probably
You can tell he couldn't get brexit done when he going to put a OVEN ready meal in the MICROWAVE
Boris Johnson would end up burning water if he had to make a cup of tea
@@gorillaguerillaDK knowing boris his probably burnt something he put into the fridge
@@thegreatwesterner9481
Normally I would be laughing now, but due to the reality we live in, I just go, "hmmm, yes, indeed, not unlikely"
@@thegreatwesterner9481 Most likley himself
Corona is like Thanos, snapped away the audience
Gah fuck. It's my shielding anniversary in 2 days & I'm banging my head on the wall while this plays on loop in the background.
"Can you wham bam thank you mam if you own a wigwam?" 😆
b a r s
Effin brilliant
'Its lazier than my eye'
*applause and laughter*
'You laughed a bit too hard at that to be honest'
*clap*
Oh fuck off
I'm dying.
British KING Has Returned
If you can make people laugh at a chicken you called an underdone quiche without an audience you're truly a comedian
Can it exterminate a trifle😂😂😂 I want that on a t shirt
contract tracing sounds a bit more like it, he nearly actually told the truth
Contact tasting, I though we had to stay at least 2M away from everyone at all times
This is so drop dead hilarious, and this is to teach Boris some humility. 😂 And speaking of Boris, Dominic Cummings had ascended from disgrace (another way of saying, redeeming oneself) by going to an independent COVID parliamentary committee, and explained the truth of what is happening behind closed doors of the corrupt Tories. I was admittedly skeptical of Dominic in the past, but its satisfying that he turned against Boris due to his callous actions. Cummings did sincerely apologize for all the actions he did from his body language as well as his statements, and he has had far more humility that what Boris Johnson has. I hope Boris finally gets some serious karma at another future point so he will become a pariah, especially the likes of the disastrous Brexit.
I like to think that, when Boris finally shuffles off this mortal coil, the epitaph on his headstone will be "WHAT THE FUCK WAS I TALKING ABOUT??!"
Let's he honest when he buggers off his headstone ain't gonna last a week
@@saorse5918 ANother unisex toilet alongside Reagan and Thatcher
I wish there was a Pandemic simulator where we could see if we could do any better... I bet you most people could
Plague inc
Yes I am already programming one and it is super realistic
In fact it’s happening right now
Hasn't Plague inc added a mode where you are trying to stop the plague?
Its “oven ready” to Boris & friends with what they want, but a deal requires both parties to agree to terms, not 1 side to say “we're done.”
Watching this and hearing absolute silence after a joke is the most unsettling thing about this pandemic.
🤣they could’ve added a laughter track. Weirdest thing ever
Say what you all want - we're all still inside, complying to their rules, watching rather than doing.....
Nah chris, you're also typing whilst inside and watching... I think that's the reason for covid - to make more youtube comments for their algorithm. 🤷♂️
Stupidity seems to be spreading in Parliament
The way Russell says "What the fuck are you talking about?" To Boris's mindless ramblings is hilarious.
Being run by these clowns has fuct my mental health
I dont know who is funnier Russell or Boris..Maybe Boris edges it. Hilarious upload!
I thought no one found him funny in the audience then I remembered there was no audience.
HOW TF IS HE STILL FUNNY WITHOUT THE LAUGHTER
My two favourite Boris jokes:
James May - "We see Boris Johnson as cuddly and affable with slightly funny hair but history will remember him as Boris the Oppressor!"
Russell Howard - "Hello, Boris is the name. Oh look, a small child, kick."
Sorry y'all got a borris but y'all will survive. We made it through a trump. Least yours is just dumb. We had dumber with a mix of evil thrown in just for fun😱😱😊😀✌💝🙏
Boris is far from dumb, he’s one of the most educated people in the UK! He’s just a character but he’s completely different toTrump
Boris is an Absolute Bellend.
People will still vote for these corrupt bellends 22 bn handed to mates and nothing works. They are taking the piss and ppl dont vote as a protest... glad these ppl are getting everything they want from not voting.
Amen
He looks so lonely on stage
"it's like Boris is making it up as he goes along"
That's exactly what's happening
Very true indeed.
He can't remember the script that carrie wrote for him
Been missing me some Russell
50 years from now, people are going to read about 2020 and be like "there's no way that really happened."
The most important time of our lives with Covid and brexit, and the guy in charge is Boris. Fucking hell.
Russel even in lockdown is hilarious.
This is like watching friends without the laughing audience.
When is show back? I miss his hourly show
I've got s four-word solution to solve parliament.
36
Barrels
Of
Gunpowder
At least get the camera crew to laugh
"hahahahahaha"-Not the audience
because they're not there...
I just stopped gaming on my phone just too see this🤣 and I'm playing RAID hahahaha
It’s so weird when there is no laughter. I find something funny and then hear no laughter and wonder if I shouldn’t be laughing
Couldn’t organize a piss up in a brewery but they can organize a party at 10 Downing Street
Boris should be a poet not a prime minister
You are talking about the people who voted for Brexit three words is already to much .
DROP KICK THE SMUG PRICKS!
Love it! 😂💙🙌
Watching this without an audience hits different!
Mad that one of the stories was about the seriousness of 50000 cases and 200 deaths a day, during lockdown.
Here, April 6th 2022 358 deaths, 100s thousands new cases and hospitalisations through the roof..... Nothing
Man, this year has been terrible , but Russel has made it much better, bringing jokes in the time of depressing news
are those real rules in the uk ?
Loving this guy ❤️
Can you imagine Trump and Boris debating? Oh the brain cells we’d lose
The funny thing is when he makes a joke about his eye and that one person clapping was the best part
At least I can enjoy listening to Boris's bullocks. His voice doesn’t make me disgusted like a certain orange person's did.
It can actually be funny listening to Boris
He may make you laugh but he has also been so incompetent he has let 100,000 ppl die, a way higher than other eu coubtries
Its not the same without fans 😢😢
When your depressed jusy watch Russel Howard cause laughter is definitely the best medicine
Camels: actually our humps are a feature we need to store water so we don’t die of dehydration
Boris: hehehe smush
Camels humps store fat not water
Camels: I keep trying to sneak past Boris but my humps are too dummy thicc and the clap of my back humps keep alerting the guards
Moral of the story, never vote for people with bad haircuts, Trump, kimJong , Boris.... 😰
I think Boris and Donald must be brothers
I’m just getting bored of this now
We can’t be surprised this is continuing on for so long
Alternate title: 'What the FUCK are you talking about?!?!?!?'
made the decision to watch this while doing uni work. just wrote pudding in the middle of my geometry notes...
This government needs to actually get an earful from Russel. They are a joke. After having watched all these montages, this Government act like a complete bunch of children. It's a disgrace.
9:43 us Cornish need our pasties no matter the cost, we can't manage without them
Thanks again...for keeping my sanity.
Keep up the good work ;-)
Russell Howard hits the nail on the head... again!!
Just wait till matt Hancock actually ate out to help himself out
Russell should be are prininister