An Immigrant's Roast of Canada | Standup Comedy by Ashwyn Singh

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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2024
  • This is a collection of jokes about my experience living in Canada as an immigrant. The strongest jokes are all new. I did some of them on Canada's Got Talent, some others went viral on Instagram and became the beginning of my career in comedy. I decided to put this out so I can show you these jokes in their finished form, edited the way I would like.
    New bits will be releasing every month. If you enjoyed watching, please do like, share, and subscribe to the channel!
    If you would like a show in your city, you can sign up for my email list here - forms.gle/9u3C...
    Upcoming Tour Dates - www.ashwyn.me/...
    Saskatoon, Sept 12th
    Regina, Sept 13th
    Winnipeg, Sept 14th
    Charlottetown, Sept 17th
    Moncton, Sept 18th
    Saint John, Sept 19th
    Fredericton, Sept 20th
    Halifax, Sept 21st
    Vancouver, Oct 4th
    Victoria, Oct 5th
    Kelowna, Oct 6th
    Calgary, Oct 13th
    Waterloo, Oct 19th
    Edmonton, Oct 23rd
    Thunder Bay, Oct 26th
    Windsor, Nov 1-2
    Sudbury, Nov 15th
    Barrie, Nov 16th
    Toronto, Nov 22nd
    London (UK), Dec 7th
    Amsterdam, Dec 8th
    Bangalore, Dec 21-22
    Mumbai, dec 28-29
    and every other Canadian city dropping soon!
    #standup #comedy #jokes #funny #humour #canada #immigration #funnystories #indian #immigration #english

КОМЕНТАРІ • 48

  • @themensoguidetowar
    @themensoguidetowar 2 місяці тому +13

    Yup! I taught an American how to take the IELTS so she could move here. It's ridiculous. I'm just glad you got a great routine out of it :)

    • @AshwynSinghComedy
      @AshwynSinghComedy  2 місяці тому +2

      That I did :) thank you for watching! 😊

    • @ashii7854
      @ashii7854 2 місяці тому +2

      "I heard the apostrophe" isso real😂😂😂😂

  • @trupalcanada
    @trupalcanada 2 місяці тому +11

    Saying thank you is something from the Canadian culture I'd like us Indians to adopt. It is polite to do so with strangers, friends you can curse all you want.

    • @AshwynSinghComedy
      @AshwynSinghComedy  Місяць тому

      @@trupalcanada I can respect that sentiment :)

    • @jasonsingh3203
      @jasonsingh3203 21 день тому

      Dawg 😂 what do you mean. Saying thank you is just basic common sense and being a decent person buddy guy

    • @trupalcanada
      @trupalcanada 21 день тому +1

      @@jasonsingh3203 unfortunately common sense is not that common :)

  • @prachirandhawa
    @prachirandhawa 2 місяці тому +5

    Ashwyn you are phenomenal! Sharing this right away...we need more people to watch this 😊

  • @patarmitage2250
    @patarmitage2250 2 місяці тому +6

    Very funny stuff. As a French/Native/Irish Canadian I connect with your humour.
    Living in Alberta I love d the Grand Prairie joke. I don’t like that city though…

    • @AshwynSinghComedy
      @AshwynSinghComedy  Місяць тому +1

      thank you very much for watching and commenting, I really appreciate it!

  • @trupalcanada
    @trupalcanada 2 місяці тому +2

    Commenting for engagement. This needs more eyes.

  • @nasir6r996
    @nasir6r996 Місяць тому

    >Quebec joke
    Ashwyn, you are truly one of us ❤

  • @jjayza7454
    @jjayza7454 22 дні тому

    As a Canadian I mean yeah it's dumb just as many things😂 many things don't make any fricking sense 😂

  • @harshikadhakad9236
    @harshikadhakad9236 2 місяці тому +1

    I just love your sense of humour 💗

  • @heathersibbald9464
    @heathersibbald9464 2 місяці тому +1

    Hilarious! So glad I found you on Facebook!

  • @ThatManitobaGuy
    @ThatManitobaGuy 2 місяці тому

    I was laughing the entire time! I need to keep an eye for if you book a show in Winnipeg.
    Edit: September 14th! Awesome!

  • @joannabarrett655
    @joannabarrett655 Місяць тому

    Found a clip on tiktok and decided to watch the whole thing 😂 omg you are hilarious!

    • @AshwynSinghComedy
      @AshwynSinghComedy  Місяць тому

      @@joannabarrett655 thank you for making it over to the long video! 💖

  • @yasarroady
    @yasarroady Місяць тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @tribalpeacock
    @tribalpeacock 2 місяці тому

    You sound so much like TRID. Great set

  • @su-pq9ts
    @su-pq9ts 2 місяці тому

    Awesomeeeeee

  • @biancamoise3152
    @biancamoise3152 2 місяці тому

    Great insight we Canadians may be polite but maybe it’s a scam lol

  • @jaspreetmodi
    @jaspreetmodi 2 місяці тому

    minus that i dont personally like countries and cultures being dumped, it was a really super cool performance .

  • @theghostwhowalks2097
    @theghostwhowalks2097 12 днів тому

    Fake accent chhod de

  • @gurmeetsingh4360
    @gurmeetsingh4360 2 місяці тому +2

    Crap

    • @AshwynSinghComedy
      @AshwynSinghComedy  2 місяці тому +1

      Thanks!

    • @sarahahmed2327
      @sarahahmed2327 2 місяці тому +1

      I agree that it was nothing but crap. Truth is, his (Ashwyn's) EGO got affected by everyone and everything he had to face in Canada. 🇨🇦 I'm a born Canadian who has Indian Parents. Hence, I respect their country India very much. 🇮🇳 This Dude needs to understand that each country of the world has its own set RULES AND REGULATIONS that have to be followed and every newcomer needs to abide by them. Simple. Venting out his anger on a comedy stage towards people who gave him a hard time doesn't solve anything. He's only making his own self look like a complete idiot/uloo. 😂😂😂

    • @AshwynSinghComedy
      @AshwynSinghComedy  2 місяці тому +7

      @@sarahahmed2327 the rules and regulations of every country are subject to evaluation and change based on their efficacy. Laws are made to serve the people, not to be blindly followed without questioning them. And staying quiet with somebody's boot on your neck isn't respect, it's subjugation. I have every right to criticize what I want, whether or not you agree with it. Just like you have every right to come to my platform and say whatever you want, no matter how stupid. And by the way, I have not broken any rules or regulations. You could have said you didn't like the jokes, but you chose to come and say these things instead. So I will remind you that your country (and now mine too) was founded upon the blood, sweat, and tears of its indigenous people. What bothers me isn't the laws, I actually like this country. What bothers me is your blind pride, and your refusal to acknowledge that this country was made by people that thought they were above those very same laws you claim to uphold. And what bothers you is that I'm telling the truth. You will get my respect when you deserve it. But thank you for watching!

    • @cynthiagrain3496
      @cynthiagrain3496 Місяць тому

      Loved it all but the house example and cell phone part.....Wow. Well done sir. 👏 delivering such an important message in a humorous way. Fantastic!

    • @cynthiagrain3496
      @cynthiagrain3496 Місяць тому

      😂 ​@@AshwynSinghComedy