Kronii is the Warden of Time. Vesper, as a vampire, is immune to time. She has to find a way for him to wish for death, since he is beyond it normally.
Honestly that entire court session got me I have seen so little of tempus myself but if any collabs they do turn out like this I might need to watch more streams to destress after a long day at work 🤣🤣
@@quirkynoodles1305 oh you’ll love their streams! I recommend watching Magni’s Sims streams with Vesper!! There’s one that they did that had a freaking good skit at the end
@@alwaysyolo8384 I mean, the opposite is also true, some people only watch for holostars lol. Who are you to dictate what a content creator gets to make?
The Vesper/Kronii collab always has me dying lol🤣 Kronii: "M O I S T..." *Later* Vesper: "So you can't just get up early and get a fresh Subway sandwich?" Kronii: "So, what are you saying? To make my OWN sandwich??? ...OMG! Are you being sexist right now?!?"
Vesper: "Would it be better for you if your Time Mutt were a little bit more aloof and little bit less friendly to strangers and only showed the good parts to you?" Kronii: No that's, that would mean Time Smut- T- TIME SMU-HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Vesper: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Both lost it and has to reset lmao.
SO many good times from September! The Tempus gang add so many great interactions in collabs. Ame's face in that last clip translating sword to Korean is just too priceless.
Judge Magni, is the best content so far for me, been laughing my ass off from the Intro music to the end the Court session. I have enjoyed it, it gives Ace Attorney Vibes, which one of the games I've been fond of !
I love how procedural that rage quit at 10:20 is; First put everything you’re holding away violently Then pick up tray Step 1 metre back from table Flip said tray a perfect 120 degrees anticlockwise with extreme speed Activate camera spasms
0:07 You know what else is moist? Vesper's conscience. 0:50 Momma : You're stream sniping and you're not winning son? 1:50 YUKAPERO "Floor licking" 2:10 Dead like every dragoon player at FFXIV. 2:35 Press F. 2:50 Press F for Kiwawa. 3:10 Let's take a moment to reflect and press F lol. 3:20 Press F for chat. 3:46 Flag set, rekt, and collected. 4:15 Are you okay Agent Zeta? (Diabetes warning) 5:00 That was fast. 5:23 Vesper vs Kronii. 6:00 95% roasted. 6:43 Mogu mogu bloody mary 7:20 Pain peko. 7:45 So a gladiator and his cat joins the bomb squad.. 8:15 Mutti Kiwawa finds out her daughter eating snacks before dinner (hnng) 8:38 How to politely request an a*s spankin. 8:49 Yeah, momma, keep em comin. 9:00 Uh huh. 9:40 Season the table, not the meat. 10:30 A seasoned veteran, I see. 10:52 That is one literal hell of a pun Kronii. 11:30 English is hard. 12:15 Got no chills. 12:25 A good teacher. 13:00 Amelia need that tl QC pronto.
Well they were trying to speak Japanese in that stream iirc, so I think she was actually saying "nai" which is the Japanese word for not, or maybe could be used as slang for no.
Don't think I've ever seen a theraphy session where the doctor is the one getting PTSD, but here we are.
The Doctor Cure the Patient and he absorb the illness... GigaChad Vesper
Oh, they both got PTSD from that, trust me.
i have been the cause my thought process scare people
@@BlissBatch Pretty sure everyone including chat got PTSD from that
If you arnt permanantly scarring your therapist you arnt letting them properly help you xD.
Kronii is the darkness that haunts Vesper’s nightmares.
mmmmoist
specially his moist nightmares
Maybe Kronii should open up a psychiatric help stall of her own and have Vesper as her trial patient. I'm sure that can't go wrong for him in any way.
Kronii is the Warden of Time. Vesper, as a vampire, is immune to time. She has to find a way for him to wish for death, since he is beyond it normally.
Call another doctor for vesper XD
I don’t know why but 2:23 Axel looking down and asking “Is he dead?” got me too good
it also got Vesper good
it got all of us tbh
Honestly that entire court session got me I have seen so little of tempus myself but if any collabs they do turn out like this I might need to watch more streams to destress after a long day at work 🤣🤣
@@quirkynoodles1305 oh you’ll love their streams! I recommend watching Magni’s Sims streams with Vesper!! There’s one that they did that had a freaking good skit at the end
i can imagine him just poking it with a stick to check..
Kronii mindbreaks Vesper,
Magni mindbreaks Kronii.
When Zeta collabs with the aussie
gang (Bae, Axel): Pain and suffering
Magni gets toxic to Stream Snipers
Seriously the holo myth/council/ID and stars collabs have been the absolute best
8:48 i know Fauna is asmr master but HOLY SHIT!
Literally sends my soul straight to heaven
Wondering if that's her real voice. That sounded way too real.
@@TheSlammurai Nah you can hear her voice straining a bit at the end
@@TheSlammurai probably, or she's just really talented
Thank you, now I'll proceed to click on that timestamp as many times as needed (~￣³￣)~
Zeta complaining about axel to his crush is such a cute/funny moment
her teasing is so cute!
OMG, poor Axel. That roasts from Zeta burn so much I almost died
Bonus points to Regis for catching the hidden message.
so many great holostars moments this month 🤣I feel like they deserve their own monthly recap, keep it up 👍
Not for now
Some people only watch for the hololive
Perhaps after awhile : maybe
They definitely do. Their streams are goldmines.
@@alwaysyolo8384 I mean, the opposite is also true, some people only watch for holostars lol. Who are you to dictate what a content creator gets to make?
@@polygon2745 which also prove my point
If we want both to be popular it’s better to merge them together rather than one video for each
@@alwaysyolo8384 sounds like a doubter I hear
7:41 Damn, first I ever heard Kronii lose it like this.
Tskr ASMR replay button
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This will be the second one she rage quitted
Music to my ears.
2:23 got me so bad I spit my ramen all over my keyboard and monitor LMAO i just love how Excel just leaned over and said "Is he dead?"
*"Excel"*
Funny, I don't recall seeing any spreadsheets...
13:12 man I love ame so much her laughing heals my soul
+100hp
Sword
Welcome to the sword zone....
The Vesper/Kronii collab always has me dying lol🤣
Kronii: "M O I S T..."
*Later*
Vesper: "So you can't just get up early and get a fresh Subway sandwich?"
Kronii: "So, what are you saying? To make my OWN sandwich??? ...OMG! Are you being sexist right now?!?"
Vesper: "Would it be better for you if your Time Mutt were a little bit more aloof and little bit less friendly to strangers and only showed the good parts to you?"
Kronii: No that's, that would mean Time Smut- T- TIME SMU-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Vesper: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Both lost it and has to reset lmao.
I still don’t get the joke for the second one
@@Anon_gone_wild Kronii means to say "Time's Mutt" but as you can see, the word can also be heard as "Time Smut"
@@KuroDCupu what does smut mean
@@Nockgun p0rn but a term for writers
The fact that I can quote the therapist clips word for word when they show up is probably concerning
you watch the vod multiple times arent you?
I don't blame you that stream was many kinds of traumatizing specially the threat kronii made for apparently Lewding timesmut
The "do you have legs" exchange is just pure comedy gold.
Do have legs?
Yes
Prove it
No
Fair
8:11 I absolutely love Zeta's FAQ
SO many good times from September! The Tempus gang add so many great interactions in collabs.
Ame's face in that last clip translating sword to Korean is just too priceless.
The bois came out the debut swinging. They're currently my favorites to watch.
@@DefinitelyNotIU Yeah, I hope ID gets a guys branch soon too.
I never liked HoloStars JP, so I'm rather surprised how well this works in the EN branch. Might actually be a cultural thing.
12:15 my favorite roast
Magni roast that dude well done
Stream snipers crying why?
CAUSE THEY JUST GOT MAGGED ON!
Best month of holopro this year so far for me. Psychiatry help w/ the old timers and Judge magni is my favorite
😂 the Psychiatric stream and the Judge Magni one live rent free in my head.
Dude Kronii with the boys are golden hours lol
00:55 He kill me with that quote...🤣🤣🤣
Judge Magni, is the best content so far for me, been laughing my ass off from the Intro music to the end the Court session.
I have enjoyed it, it gives Ace Attorney Vibes, which one of the games I've been fond of !
Magni should play Ace Attorney!
He'll LOVE Mia and Godot
@@gamerboy7962 I bet he would appreciate Godot’s almost alchemical approach to creating 107 personal blends of coffee.
9:28 The superchat and "Regis" were being really genius and funny right there.
5:50 that "kronichiwa~" was very cute and beautiful
Such a fun month.
9:25 The fact that he even noticed that, wtf xD
Ive begun to realize that Kronii isn’t just a masochist, shes also a Sadist.
My favorite part is "Hey, if you still watching, tell your mom I'll be a little late tonight"
Magni didn't just roast the stream snipers, he literally said:
"Get MAGGED, bro. OMEGALUL🤣"
I love how Axel continues to keep his head held high while glancing down only to finally look down to ask "Is he dead?" Cracks me up.
Bro, the 144p subtitles on 144p Calli is a great touch
9:17 ngl I did not pick up on the uppercase letters till altare pointed it out. No wonder this man is guild leader
Kronii: we're the -knights- time warden that says... -NI- MOIST
Vesper: no! not the the time warden who says MOIST!
Kronii: NI! sorry, MOIST!
Vesper after get mental trauma in council collab: Tis but a Scratch!
I just heard you say MOIST to that old man!
5:44 this moment killed me
I'm gonna do the compilation of my favourite there
10:50
6:46
8:32
I love how procedural that rage quit at 10:20 is;
First put everything you’re holding away violently
Then pick up tray
Step 1 metre back from table
Flip said tray a perfect 120 degrees anticlockwise with extreme speed
Activate camera spasms
8:36 Ollie saw an opportunity and went for it XD
8:35 I like how it says 'Get Ready!' on top before Ollie started speaking
Man I am loving this more wacky and relaxed kronii
Didn't I just finish watching this video or an I going insane
same, i feel like i have watched this already
0:07 You know what else is moist? Vesper's conscience.
0:50 Momma : You're stream sniping and you're not winning son?
1:50 YUKAPERO "Floor licking"
2:10 Dead like every dragoon player at FFXIV.
2:35 Press F.
2:50 Press F for Kiwawa.
3:10 Let's take a moment to reflect and press F lol.
3:20 Press F for chat.
3:46 Flag set, rekt, and collected.
4:15 Are you okay Agent Zeta? (Diabetes warning)
5:00 That was fast.
5:23 Vesper vs Kronii.
6:00 95% roasted.
6:43 Mogu mogu bloody mary
7:20 Pain peko.
7:45 So a gladiator and his cat joins the bomb squad..
8:15 Mutti Kiwawa finds out her daughter eating snacks before dinner (hnng)
8:38 How to politely request an a*s spankin.
8:49 Yeah, momma, keep em comin.
9:00 Uh huh.
9:40 Season the table, not the meat.
10:30 A seasoned veteran, I see.
10:52 That is one literal hell of a pun Kronii.
11:30 English is hard.
12:15 Got no chills.
12:25 A good teacher.
13:00 Amelia need that tl QC pronto.
6:29
GWAK!
7:47 when I open my text book
Voy a extrañar a estos 2, Holostars no se sentira igual sin ellos.
0:55 best line ever!!
1:10 i love that even her subtitles are 144p
German Mumei don't exist she can't hurt you
German Mumei: 10:13
While I adore them HoloGirls, gotta admit, the boys are cranking up some serious comedy out too, especially when they collab with the girls.
0:54 HOLY SHIT Magni you spat out NEUROTOXIN on that one.
Holostars was an amazing addition to the EN Group
tempus carrying clips this month
Regis losing a 24 min Aram will always get me.
0:55 THAT WAS ACTUALLY GOLDEN FROM MAGNI
Considering how hilarious the Holostars EN skits have been (Judge Magni and Wheel of Tempus), I'm excited for their D&D campaign
When a Kroni and Vesper Special, those two are funny together.
7:52 - HOLY NEURON OF ALL ACTIVATION!
"... its, Press"
I think September 2023 is the month when I watched a lot of HoloEN. EN and ID were pumping so many great contents.
how its in the future?
2:23 this LMAO
Koronii: The air is moist.
Me: How about you?
0:54 YO MAG WITH NO CHILL
THAT'S MAH BOI
144pCalli is Always get me
8:36 every last neuron in Ollie's brain fired in that second
144p Calli is basically every time I watch UA-cam on my phone.
Judge Magni gives "BALIFF SMACK HIS NUTS" Vibes I'm gonna be honest
BALIFF WHACK HIS PEEPEE!!!
love the 144p subtitles for 144p calli
0:54 Best roast ever:)))))
I love magni
LMAO, nice touch at 1:11 there with the low res subtitle
Calli being so 144p even her subtitles get 144p'd
September 2022 was a excellent month for the EN crew
i have to admit im slithly dissapointed that my favourite moment of the month wasnt there. "Regis where are your legs"
i love that first clip so much.
she was about to agree with him "i kn-" then decided to mess with him
In that day
Vesper regretted everything
7:03 Kronii may have beaten him, but this is what the people will remeber
Bro magni roast stream sniper and zeta roast axel tho 💀💀
man that psychiatry stream really fucking broke vesper
calli text being 144 too is great
Regis ✖
Regus/ragus
This month is either comedy moments or EMOTIONAL DAMAGE(s). 🤣🤣
1:43 Ina had never heard such BS before
Judge Magni was one of the best streams..
2:37 One thing : F (keyboard) and Y/🔺️ (Xbox/PlayStation Controller) match to enter inside the vehicle and exit from it.
Mumei saying "nein" repeatedly with that stache attached got me so concerned....
Well they were trying to speak Japanese in that stream iirc, so I think she was actually saying "nai" which is the Japanese word for not, or maybe could be used as slang for no.
Just at the right moment... Life is good
This was an amazing month, can't wait for what spooktober awaits for us :D
just love how 70% of this is Kronii is being mentally challenge
And that's the first and the last time you'll see Dr. Ves on duty...
RIP Doc u will be remembered
zeta pulling out the nodoka card
that last one sent my sides into orbit
Never put a cat and an inu together
they'll keep yelling "f**k u" at each other
September was a great month regarding Hololive content xD
12:15 "Is this why you got no bitches?"
BRUUUUUUH SKFKSJDMSKFKSFKSKDJD
Poor Vesper
So I just started diving into this world and so far Kronii and Calli are just my favs
Really wonderful monthly compilations
I can’t believe someone left a superchat with a skip code begging for help in Kobos stream
I like how they poke fun at Kronii for the Wadarco specialty lol
That tripple NEIN from Mumei was hilarious 🤣
2:26 🤣
Bro Regis got hit so hard that my valorant client finally opened and made the valorant sound
The air is...
*MOIST*
MMMMMMOIST
STOP. PLS