Warzone Moments but I just tell dad jokes

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  • @josuerrxc9510
    @josuerrxc9510 3 роки тому +1659

    bro I deadass just took a break from my 3 essays for school. and Smii7y said. “Nah”

    • @ieclipsedblaze7204
      @ieclipsedblaze7204 3 роки тому +6

      It do be like that sometimes

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 3 роки тому +8

      @Anna stfu

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 роки тому +7

      @Anna stfu

    • @flopsy808
      @flopsy808 3 роки тому +3

      @@Sh4dowgale *apostle spotted*

    • @Q7ev3n
      @Q7ev3n 3 роки тому +3

      @@ieclipsedblaze7204 hhbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlh GB

  • @reitexgaming
    @reitexgaming 3 роки тому +1786

    Props to the editor having to subtitle whatever Blarg says 80% of the time

    • @ToastGB
      @ToastGB 3 роки тому +106

      Says?! You mean what blarg m a k e s

    • @ГЦРЕГТ
      @ГЦРЕГТ 3 роки тому +51

      @@ToastGB ГЦРЕГТ

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 2 роки тому +15

      everything he says/does is a highlight worthy thing

    • @kal-tsit
      @kal-tsit 2 роки тому +8

      ዮዑር በትተር ሹት ዮ የአየኤ አሣላማለይኩም ሞዑትህ

    • @dipolarisland
      @dipolarisland 2 роки тому +7

      @@kal-tsit Hwat in the world

  • @Eedjee_
    @Eedjee_ 3 роки тому +1454

    "but I just tell dad jokes"
    So it's just a normal video then

  • @khalifamohammed6055
    @khalifamohammed6055 2 роки тому +332

    1:51 smity: this is the old COD
    me: man im just here for the jokes i dont even play this game

  • @thatWonKrnGuy
    @thatWonKrnGuy 3 роки тому +7891

    Ah yes, Smii7y+, the more popular younger brother of Smii7y

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +1472

    Only he can make dad jokes funnier than they should be

    • @nauq6630
      @nauq6630 3 роки тому +12

      Who are you?

    • @lcbar9230
      @lcbar9230 3 роки тому +12

      And why are you everywhere?

    • @jamesleonard1967
      @jamesleonard1967 3 роки тому +10

      I'll do you one better, when are you everywhere?

    • @alastortheradiodemon6928
      @alastortheradiodemon6928 3 роки тому +9

      I'll do *you* one better how are you everywhere

    • @jamesleonard1967
      @jamesleonard1967 3 роки тому +10

      @@alastortheradiodemon6928 i'll do *YOU* One better where is he everywhere

  • @ivan.m6871
    @ivan.m6871 3 роки тому +473

    A grizzy wheeze is the sign of a good video 😂

  • @nanicrisp
    @nanicrisp 3 роки тому +63

    9:41 *“SPEAK”*
    A second later Smii7y: *“aHh”*

  • @ExplodingJayden
    @ExplodingJayden 3 роки тому +569

    I need someone to put Grizzy’s bark on a soundboard

  • @thecolurfulwolf
    @thecolurfulwolf 3 роки тому +125

    I don’t care about the “map”, I care about you guys making me laugh!!!

  • @aquaticchaos1717
    @aquaticchaos1717 3 роки тому +711

    I'm so early that our Canadian milkbag is still saying yeet

    • @ticcker6815
      @ticcker6815 3 роки тому +3

      @Anna a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    • @GuessImSylvale
      @GuessImSylvale 3 роки тому +3

      @Anna I have no idea what I just watched but I kinda liked it

    • @jayrett
      @jayrett 3 роки тому +8

      As Smii7y once said,
      "Don't worry, it's makin' a comeback."

    • @unknowntrepidation5418
      @unknowntrepidation5418 3 роки тому +1

      Really don't think your presence matters when it comes to saying yeet

    • @taylarselden
      @taylarselden 3 роки тому +1

      @zach5350 zach5350 it's the pansexual flag!

  • @theankotze1292
    @theankotze1292 3 роки тому +68

    7:22 I f*cking died at this moment! LMFAO!

    • @kip6417
      @kip6417 3 роки тому +3

      I was drinking root beer and I was already laughing so like oh who is gonna take a drink real quick quick drink I go to sleep and drink that that part comes up I almost choked to death but once I was done I started bursting out laughing so hard I cryd

  • @Shifty-Bl
    @Shifty-Bl 3 роки тому +636

    -Sometimes i wonder why my sister looks so sad when it rains.
    -Maybe i should let her in sometime.

  • @Arkivator
    @Arkivator 3 роки тому +31

    6:21 me when I walk past a fence with mean dogs

  • @Banjooooooooo
    @Banjooooooooo 3 роки тому +455

    We need more Ranch simulator I couldn't stop laughing when eli destroyed the whole house

  • @Doug172
    @Doug172 3 роки тому +61

    3:58 I wouldn’t just load a weapon, I would pull the pin off a grenade.

  • @Cflip_
    @Cflip_ 3 роки тому +818

    I’ve never clicked off a wildcat video faster after getting this noti

  • @urban_monk5038
    @urban_monk5038 3 роки тому +46

    We need a compilation of every time Smii7y gets jumpscared in this game lmao

  • @zvir7493
    @zvir7493 3 роки тому +60

    “Damn, not enough Big Mac sauce.” Gets me every fucking time.

  • @Noah-ik6yv
    @Noah-ik6yv 3 роки тому +40

    6:10 why is no one talking about how insane that play was

  • @georgeives5251
    @georgeives5251 3 роки тому +160

    1:52
    "Im not just gonna throw them away"
    Ah yes because everything else you throw away becomes Expired Milk😂

  • @kushwhacked261
    @kushwhacked261 3 роки тому +25

    6:53 grizzy sounds like the Minecraft dog 💀

  • @tyknight6147
    @tyknight6147 3 роки тому +292

    The whole “my friend” accent is probably one of my favorite bits on UA-cam

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @ayoubduhgoat
      @ayoubduhgoat 3 роки тому +3

      cant agree more

    • @vincenttrigg4521
      @vincenttrigg4521 3 роки тому +16

      It's supposed to be king Julien from Madagascar lol

    • @jacker2110
      @jacker2110 3 роки тому +14

      @@vincenttrigg4521 if i recall, it started with the goons doing an indian (?) accent, then started saying "My friending" then started being a bit among friends of them.

  • @therandomerre382
    @therandomerre382 3 роки тому +12

    0:15 that scream sends me

  • @neptune5236
    @neptune5236 3 роки тому +31

    4:55
    ayo cant leave out the part that puffer's VERY HANDSOME

  • @00gway
    @00gway 2 роки тому +15

    7:07 *this is why there's no Canadian dogs in the world*

  • @TrippieVG
    @TrippieVG 3 роки тому +19

    6:28 Perfect timing Nogla bark

  • @Shad0wBunn0
    @Shad0wBunn0 3 роки тому +16

    Smii7y trying to bark sounds like he's held hostage XD

  • @janbrozek893
    @janbrozek893 3 роки тому +22

    11:06 - George of the jungle with a 5$ mic be like

  • @chikitabowow
    @chikitabowow Рік тому +6

    10:17 OH GOD that bit had me in fucking stitches lmao

  • @_xavier_rosas_
    @_xavier_rosas_ 3 роки тому +47

    Smii7y when he says any dad joke, “Ah that’s gonna be funny in two months when I upload that.”

  • @TherealhouseOFFICIAL
    @TherealhouseOFFICIAL 2 роки тому +8

    "singular nut🥜"
    -smii7y 2022
    8:08

  • @mitchellsnaw7263
    @mitchellsnaw7263 3 роки тому +138

    To be honest, I vibe with grizzy's furry canon. There's already a milkbag and a megaphone, he'll fit right in.

  • @Anzan03
    @Anzan03 3 роки тому +5

    I had seen the part at 3:10 for literally everyone else’s perspective and now I finally get to see it in smii7y’s perspective after like a month or two 😂 gotta love smii7ys dedication to upload old footage

  • @callmeray7705
    @callmeray7705 3 роки тому +92

    Old but not expired moments should be called "still drinkable"

  • @Decker-dx9et
    @Decker-dx9et 9 місяців тому +17

    Guys we are growing old. This was over 2 years ago

  • @unargentinocualquiera1624
    @unargentinocualquiera1624 3 роки тому +8

    2:05 actually I'm not, I had a pretty shitty day, so this is exactly what I needed.
    Thank you, for real.

  • @MiraPacku
    @MiraPacku 3 роки тому +10

    14:55 atleast that joke isn't dry

  • @Mega_Man_Master
    @Mega_Man_Master 3 роки тому +10

    10:05 he was the “HELP ME I SWALLOWED A HARMONICA” guy

  • @ok._.gubruh
    @ok._.gubruh 3 роки тому +10

    5:29
    Sound like a looney tunes scream 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ParadoxCore18
    @ParadoxCore18 3 роки тому +8

    11:00 HERE’S JONNY!!!!

  • @DoctorPortal_IX
    @DoctorPortal_IX 3 роки тому +8

    8:56 _How it feels to chew 5 Gum_

  • @shinigummie
    @shinigummie 3 роки тому +6

    6:27 good timing for that dono sound

  • @Irrev77
    @Irrev77 3 роки тому +10

    "I know what you're thinking. SMii7y, this is footage from the old Warzone map"
    me, who doesn't play Warzone: there's a new map?

  • @thomasgth7188
    @thomasgth7188 3 роки тому +4

    Smii7y's videos literally make me laugh so hard, I wheeze every single one. I'm 2 minutes in and already crying 😂

  • @lorider15theone32
    @lorider15theone32 3 роки тому +3

    Bruh 13:40 scared the hell out of me cause i was deadass choking on my drink🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikereyes4197
    @mikereyes4197 3 роки тому +6

    9:35 is a grizzy stroke moment

  • @idiotic_tl_4837
    @idiotic_tl_4837 Рік тому +5

    9:22 "EA sports: OUCHY!"

  • @corbonix375
    @corbonix375 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you smii7y for the amazing warzone. havent laughed this hard in a while

  • @Dillen.
    @Dillen. 3 роки тому +9

    13:15 Welcome to Expired Milk

  • @sparshshrivastava8645
    @sparshshrivastava8645 3 роки тому +9

    Smitty just wanna say I love you and you never fail to make me laugh lol

  • @AzureFlash
    @AzureFlash 3 роки тому +3

    13:52 My friend, you are not my friend, you are my brother my friend

  • @azureflair3175
    @azureflair3175 3 роки тому +7

    1:07
    I love how they just nonchalantly stated they all have a secret watersports fetish, without actually saying they have a watersports fetish 🤣

  • @pichie5409
    @pichie5409 3 роки тому +1

    Smii7y, Blarg, Grizzy, Puffer and some good warzone is always a blast.
    Change my mind.

  • @kempers2469
    @kempers2469 3 роки тому +5

    3:50 i have diabetes and can confirm that is how it works

  • @sweet.devil2004
    @sweet.devil2004 3 роки тому +1

    Smii7y, you make my day wonderful every time you post. I rewatch your videos just to get filled with serotonin.

  • @loganrobertdewey
    @loganrobertdewey 3 роки тому +5

    I can’t get over “one of the OG banana bus crew”

  • @Jumpo900
    @Jumpo900 7 місяців тому +1

    Smii7y is like the person in my top 10 that I love the most

  • @dunklematerie3990
    @dunklematerie3990 3 роки тому +3

    Smitty's scream is the only scream I wont get annoyed of

  • @stev9877
    @stev9877 3 роки тому +9

    I made the mistake of trying to paint really thin, black lines during this video. Let's just say some of them are a little wobbly and uneven

  • @VitalOSRS
    @VitalOSRS 3 роки тому +1

    Even though I can speak English, I really do love and appreciate the subtitles! It ads an extra level to the video, thank you! 💜

  • @BurritoMan-yq5vl
    @BurritoMan-yq5vl 3 роки тому +6

    At 5:47 I rewinded at least 20 times

  • @nela.anto2806
    @nela.anto2806 3 роки тому +1

    Honestly, your videos get me going in the mornings. Great start of the day, watching some crackheads playing warzone or other games, while I'm sipping tea and enjoying some breakfast. Always finding myself going back to the MarioKart videos, they always crack me up xD

  • @zapboom505
    @zapboom505 Рік тому +3

    I loved that dyslexic Chihuahua. I laughed so hard

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 роки тому +2

    My dose of serotonin has arrived

  • @TayJayOfficial
    @TayJayOfficial Рік тому +5

    6:26 are we not gunna talk about how smii7y turned Australian for a quick second

  • @LilBigPebble
    @LilBigPebble 3 місяці тому +1

    10:00 that's highly accurate. I'm a time traveler and this aged quite well. *Rich laugh*

  • @numberfive551
    @numberfive551 3 роки тому +6

    0:28 when i die in warzone be like

  • @Bald_Cat2007
    @Bald_Cat2007 Рік тому +3

    8:44 yall don't know how pissed I am the grizzy doesn't know who freddie mercury is!

  • @meis0597
    @meis0597 3 роки тому +6

    15:50 when I'm playing that one Wario level in smash bros ultimate

  • @stevenstanton4988
    @stevenstanton4988 3 роки тому +1

    I had a bad day but waching your video's made my night keep it up smitty

  • @taylorhooper2154
    @taylorhooper2154 3 роки тому +5

    Blargs dog effect should've been in grown-ups "somebody shut that turkey up!!"

  • @evanquinn2903
    @evanquinn2903 2 роки тому +1

    It’s July 4th 2022 as I’m watching this and I’ve had a pretty garbage day tbh but this put a smile on my face 😂

  • @dylanstory5975
    @dylanstory5975 3 роки тому +4

    No one going to talk about the throwing knife kill at 13:08 when he missed the guy shooting at him and hit someone else across the map

    • @HYPER_295
      @HYPER_295 Рік тому

      He didn't he just killed the guy he downed earlier cus the team was squad wiped the guy he hit with the car

  • @abhisheksalunkhe3499
    @abhisheksalunkhe3499 3 роки тому +2

    Their teamwork is underrated

  • @TheNathon11
    @TheNathon11 3 роки тому +25

    Anyone else want a Skyrim mod now that makes the guy getting executed say that "wow, okay wow" xD

    • @hashtagnsmilenftw8187
      @hashtagnsmilenftw8187 3 роки тому +1

      Alduin drops in and the ccx character just repeats it like "ohhh ok wow nice ok wow"

  • @samuelm3492
    @samuelm3492 2 роки тому

    Miss old war zone content and this video is great. Thank you for posting the footage even though it was old at the time

  • @pr0gr4m
    @pr0gr4m 3 роки тому +4

    7:50 It is WAAAAAAAAY to late (evidence of me laughing for, no hyperbole, 5 minutes)

  • @evieriggenbach599
    @evieriggenbach599 3 роки тому

    These videos are my source of happiness.

  • @OmarShtaiwi_
    @OmarShtaiwi_ 3 роки тому +4

    3:37 I legit was starting a new run and was in the same cutscene, the timing could not have been more perfect

  • @svggd874
    @svggd874 6 місяців тому +1

    I miss warzone 1 man I almost cried when I saw this man 😢😢😢😢

  • @charlie_da_folf7316
    @charlie_da_folf7316 3 роки тому +6

    4:18
    I don't wanna relate to this but it's already too late.

  • @emmacat3145
    @emmacat3145 3 роки тому +1

    I love that no one makes smii7y laugh harder than matt it’s so good

  • @ZapperK21
    @ZapperK21 3 роки тому +5

    Smitty: he part of the banana bus crew
    Me: *nostalgia hits me like a truck*

    • @0_alejandro__7-rubio21
      @0_alejandro__7-rubio21 3 роки тому

      I’m so glad it’s more well known than I thought

    • @ZapperK21
      @ZapperK21 3 роки тому +1

      @@0_alejandro__7-rubio21 boo doop boo doop

    • @pascaletje9
      @pascaletje9 3 роки тому +1

      @@0_alejandro__7-rubio21 yeah its well known cuz they hate it.

    • @0_alejandro__7-rubio21
      @0_alejandro__7-rubio21 3 роки тому

      @@pascaletje9 it’s a good hate

  • @ryuiichikune6250
    @ryuiichikune6250 3 роки тому +2

    The dog banter had me in tears 🤣

  • @jdominator77
    @jdominator77 3 роки тому +23

    There is no way grizzy doesn’t know who Freddie Mercury is

    • @slavojdyrdek
      @slavojdyrdek 3 роки тому +1

      Why would a child know who queen is they died like 60 years ago.

    • @d_ant34_exe38
      @d_ant34_exe38 3 роки тому

      @@slavojdyrdek Ayo ain't grizzy a grown man

  • @C_HOG
    @C_HOG 3 роки тому +2

    I don’t care if it’s the old map funny content is funny content

  • @Mr.Spongus-III
    @Mr.Spongus-III 3 роки тому +5

    9:08 that dude got shot in the pecker

  • @lazyninja1793
    @lazyninja1793 3 роки тому +1

    I love dad jokes, dad jokes are so much better than regular jokes. Regular jokes can be about anything but dad jokes are aPARENT in society…

  • @Cam7698Hadley
    @Cam7698Hadley 3 роки тому +3

    I’ll be honest, I didn’t even know there was a new war zone map. I just wanted to watch Smii7y

  • @commanderthorn342
    @commanderthorn342 2 роки тому +1

    The more I watch smi77y+ the more brain cells I lose

  • @SpecOps1
    @SpecOps1 Рік тому +5

    Smitty’s aim though

  • @montywoods9213
    @montywoods9213 3 роки тому +2

    As a dyslexic I find the dyslexic dog joke hilarious man 😂😂😂😂

  • @imaginewagons3375
    @imaginewagons3375 3 роки тому +3

    Blarg’s loud mic will always make me laugh

  • @wolfhunter456
    @wolfhunter456 7 місяців тому

    Smii7y videos always brighten my day tbh when I've had breakups smii7y was always around to brighten my spirits. We love you smii7y❤

  • @ImPhxZe
    @ImPhxZe 2 роки тому +3

    4:11 dog grizzy

  • @Contrymusicgniesser
    @Contrymusicgniesser 3 роки тому +1

    When he said '' I LIKE SWIMMING IN MY JEANS'' it sounded so American

  • @idktaders8081
    @idktaders8081 3 роки тому +4

    11:19 sounded like courage the cowardly dog

  • @Pon1bcd
    @Pon1bcd 3 роки тому

    Smii7y uploading is always a great day.

  • @crownyrowny
    @crownyrowny 3 роки тому +4

    15:24 yea he was one of the og banana bus crew member...any vanoss fans out there? no?