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  • @monstrouspegasister
    @monstrouspegasister Рік тому +7

    3:05 Thank you, Alexander, for the phone! 👍

  • @seanygamboa480
    @seanygamboa480 Місяць тому

    The Telephone You Know That Thing Invented By Edison 3:00

  • @nickbrundidge9089
    @nickbrundidge9089 Рік тому +6

    1:43

  • @ParkRyder
    @ParkRyder 4 місяці тому +2

    Here’s my custom Mug Shots segment:
    Crime: Somebody vandalize the movie theaters down town.
    Suspects:
    Andy Beast (an workout guy)
    Bella Donna (an librarian)
    Dina Turner (an cook)
    Jack Rosenberg (an photographer)
    Andy story: He was at the Zoo and saw three jungle cats: a lion, a tiger and panda
    Bella story - She was reading a book how the Thomas Edison help with the Louisiana Purchase
    Dina story - She was watching Guaridans of the Galaxy movie and mention how she love Norman Reedus playing Rocket Raccoon
    Jack’s Story - He was taking a history class and learned that the Great Depression happened in 1929 due to the stock market crashing.

    • @camerinerowe9282
      @camerinerowe9282 3 місяці тому +1

      Andy GUILTY a panda is a type of bear not a jungle cat.
      Bella GUILTY: Thomas Jefferson helped with the Louisiana purchase NOT Edison
      Dina GUILTY: Bradley Cooper plays Rocket Raccoon NOT Norman Reedus.
      Jack NOT GUILTY: The Great Depression was caused by the Stock Market crashing in 1929.
      Great Job! Do you want to try mine?

    • @ParkRyder
      @ParkRyder 3 місяці тому

      @@camerinerowe9282 sure!

    • @camerinerowe9282
      @camerinerowe9282 3 місяці тому

      @@ParkRyder
      Here’s my version
      Crime
      Someone vandalized the Paycor stadium last night.
      Kelly Green: Cincinnati Attorney
      John Reese: channel 5 meteorologist
      Delia Smith: Cincy Fan
      Clarence Thomas: president of the Cincinnati Underground Railroad freedom center.
      Kelly: She was bird watching and spotted a beautiful Coopers Hawk the Ohio state bird.
      John: He was at an Ohio food festival and had three famous Ohio foods: the In-N-Out Burger, Cioppino, and Tri-Tip.
      Clarence Thomas: He says he reading was Ohio history. Says that Ohio’s name derives from Ohio River: the Seneca word ohi:yo meaning “Great River.”
      Delia: She was listening to a song on the radio FastCar by Bootsy Collins.
      Who’s the Guilty party?

    • @camerinerowe9282
      @camerinerowe9282 3 місяці тому

      @@ParkRyder
      Today we’re interviewing four students of Bright bridge Academy. Seems three of them vandalized the football field. Remember only one of these mugs is telling the truth the other three are lying.
      First up honor student Jessica Smith. JESSICA: I’m telling you Verity I’m innocent. I wasn’t anywhere near the football field yesterday. I was at a John Hughes film Festival. I saw Planes Trains and Automobiles, Pretty in Pink and St. Elmo’s fire. You should watch them sometime.
      Verity: Thanks I’ll keep that in mind but were all those John Hughes films.
      Next up: Tennis star Harry Matthews HARRY: oh come on Verity you gotta believe me here I was at home reading The Great Gatsby. Y know the great Gatsby written by Stephen King.
      Verity: Huh he must do a lot of reading, but did Stephen King write the Great Gatsby?
      Let’s move on Alice Wilson the nonconformist: ALICE Look, Verity I don’t even do football I was at the library reading a book on Madame CJ Walker, the first African-American female entrepreneur OK!
      Verity: sheesh she better watch her mouth. I don’t think she knows who she’s talking to but was Madame CJ Walker the first African-American entrepreneur?
      Lastly, we have popular Quarterback Brandon Lewis. BRANDON: For God sake verity I’m a football player. Why would I vandalize the football field?
      Verity: Why indeed?
      BRANDON: I was watching a TV show about Gila Monsters did you know that Gila monsters were the largest lizards in the world?
      Verity: Hm are Gila monsters, the largest lizard in the world?
      Who’s the guilty party?

    • @ParkRyder
      @ParkRyder 3 місяці тому

      @@camerinerowe9282
      Kelly Green - GUITLY The state bird of Ohio is the Cardinal
      John - GUILTY In and Out Burger is famous in Idaho
      Delia - GUILTY Fast Cars is by Luke Combs
      Clarence Thomas - Ohi: Yo really does mean Great River NOT GUILTY

  • @ClariannaConnerVlogs
    @ClariannaConnerVlogs Місяць тому +1

    Here’s my own version of Mugshots
    My name is Verity, I bust bad guys. You wanna help? Come on in. We got 4 suspects pinned down. 3 of them are guilty, listen to the stories and spot the mistakes. The ones that lie did the crime.
    Today, we’re interviewing The Romano Brothers. Seems 3 of them broke into the movie theater and reorganized the snacks. Remember only one of these mugs is telling the truth. The other 3 are lying. First up, Luciano Romano
    Luciano: (Scoffs) I wasn’t at the movies yesterday. I was taking piano lessons. Have you ever tried playing Moonlight Sonata by Scott Key? It’s not that easy
    Verity: What do you think did Francis Scott Key write that tune? Or is Luciano playing us? Let’s move on to Leonardo Romano
    Leonardo: I’m clearly the innocent out of the family. Yesterday, I was taking a history class on Slovakia. You know that’s the 3rd continent
    Verity: Is Slovakia the 3rd continent? Next up is Alessandro Romano. They say he’s the smartest brother of all
    Alessandro: I wasn’t anywhere near the movie theater. I was working a shift at the hospital. I had to put a cast on a patient who broke her humerus and radius which were located in the stomach.
    Verity: Ouch! Is the humerus and radius bones in the stomach? Finally, there’s one Romano left. The youngest brother Ricardo
    Ricardo: You better watch yourself, Verity. I wasn’t even in the city yesterday. I just got back from San Antonio, Texas. I even took pictures of the famous Alamo they have there.
    Verity: Only in Texas. Is The Alamo located in San Antonio? Well just like I figured. Each criminal all but confessed. Did you spot the mistakes?
    Luciano: Have you ever tried playing Moonlight Sonata by Scott Key?
    Verity: Luciano is nothing but a player. Moonlight Sonata was written by Beethoven not Francis Scott Key
    GUILTY
    Leonardo: Slovakia? You know that’s the 3rd continent
    Verity: Leonardo needs a lot of work on his geography. Slovakia is a country. Europe is the 3rd continent.
    GUILTY
    Alessandro: I had to put a cast on a patient who broke her humerus and radius which were located in the stomach.
    Verity: Alessandro is going to be doctor in prison. The humerus and radius aren’t in the stomach. They’re bones located in the arm
    GUILTY
    Ricardo: I just got back from San Antonio, Texas. I even took pictures of the famous Alamo they have there.
    Verity: Count on the younger brother to be innocent. He was in San Antonio taking pictures of the famous Alamo.
    NOT GUILTY
    Verity: Now that this case is solved. It’s high time that I treat myself to a movie.

  • @KarlSturmgewher
    @KarlSturmgewher Рік тому +5

    Yuri Gagarin was the first man in space. But Neil Armstrong got to the moon first.
    These days Edgardo anyone will use cellphones with touchscreens.

  • @DougToops
    @DougToops 6 місяців тому +2

    The Russians never been to the moon, that was Neil Armstrong.

    • @thelionkingrules3268
      @thelionkingrules3268 Місяць тому

      I still believe that the book was fiction if it was really about Russians going to the moon.

  • @rgkoopaling5299
    @rgkoopaling5299 7 місяців тому +4

    Here's one of my own with 4 villains from shows, movies, and video games
    Verity: My name's Verity, I bust bad guys. You wanna help? Come on in. We got 4 suspects pinned down, 3 of them are guilty. Listen to their stories and spot the mistakes. The ones that lie did the crime. Today we're interviewing 4 toon villains from shows, movies, and video games. Seems 3 of them were smuggling baby animals out of the zoo and into the black market yesterday. Heartless monsters, yet lousy crooks. Remember, only one of these mugs is telling the truth, the other 3 are lying. Let's start with your #1 gamer villain, Bowser Koopa.
    Bowser: Gwah har har! I admire that given everything I've done in the past you would think I'm bad guy number one, Verity. But in this case, I'm innocent. I only got back with Junior and the Koopalings from a vacation in Salem this morning. As in Salem, Oregon, the state capital.
    Verity: What do you think? Is Salem the state capital of Oregon? Let's move on to Big Jack Horner. And when I say big, he really puts the BIG in his name.
    "Big" Jack Horner: I have been a good boy, Detective Verity. *chuckles* In other words I'm innocent. Yesterday I was home all day feeding my dogs, I have 3. A calico, a dalmatian, and a chihuahua.
    Verity: I wouldn't trust him with any animal. But are calicos, dalmatians, and chihuahuas all dogs? Now let's move on to Odalia Blight.
    Odalia Blight: You must be mistaken me for somebody else, Verity. I was down at the bank all day yesterday ever since I lost custody of my kids. I've been exchanging dollars for rupees for when I move to England.
    Verity: British rupees? Should we buy that? Finally, there's Mr. Eugene Krabs. His recent crimes are so despicable, that he's considered an anti-hero by this point.
    Mr. Krabs: Ahr har har! You must be pulling a mutiny on me, Verity. 'Cause I ain't guilty. Yesterday, I was busy collecting the original 3 Paper Mario games, from 64 to Super Paper Mario. A shame none of them are remembered today.
    Verity: Retro game collecting, he must be old-schooled. But are none of the original 3 Paper Mario games still remembered? Well, just like I figured, each criminal all but confessed. Did you spot the mistakes?
    "Big" Jack Horner: I was feeding my 3 dogs. A calico, a dalmatian, and a chihuahua.
    Verity: Horner's story has gone to the dogs. A calico isn't a dog, it's a cat.
    GUILTY
    Odalia Blight: I was exchanging dollars into rupees to start a new life in England.
    Verity: The only life Odalia is gonna get now is the one behind her cell. The rupees in money are made in India, not England.
    GUILTY
    Mr. Krabs: Did you know that none of the original 3 Paper Mario games are still remembered today?
    Verity: How about all 3 of the original Paper Mario games? They're still remembered and loved today. That's all I can say for Krabs right now, 'cause he's going to jail.
    GUILTY
    Bowser Koopa: I got back from a vacation with the kids in Salem. As in Salem, Oregon, the state capital.
    Verity: Bowser is smarter than he looks. Salem is the state capital of Oregon.
    NOT GUILTY
    Verity: But just because Bowser is innocent, doesn't mean the rest of the precint is aware of his background. Mario's told me all about him. It's amazing how he's evaded the law for so long.

  • @JenniferGreely
    @JenniferGreely 2 місяці тому +1

    It would be my version. Verity: My name's Verity. I bust bad guys. You want to help? Come on in. We got 4 suspects pinned down. 3 of them were guilty. Listen to their stories and spot their mistakes. The ones that lie, did the crime. Today we're interviewing 4 female teachers of Sci High School. Since three of them spank the students yesterday. Remember, only one of these mugs is telling the truth. The other three are lying first up, Jessica Anne Wheeler: I didn't spanked the students yesterday Verity. I was learning about Spain. You know, it speaks
    Spanish? Verity: I don't know but does Spain really speak Spanish? Let's go Chaka Carmena: I am innocent Verity. Yesterday, I was teaching about seasons. Did you know summ

  • @Funnyredhouse3453
    @Funnyredhouse3453 4 місяці тому +1

    Edgar looks like borat

  • @SandyWilliams-x3b
    @SandyWilliams-x3b 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh my god this is so messed up