Did Rishi Sunak reveal the date of the next election?

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  • Опубліковано 14 бер 2024
  • The Prime Minister has revealed when the General Election definitely won't be... or has he?
    Top Correspondent Jonathan Goodenough has more!
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  • @kevincox-qc9mc
    @kevincox-qc9mc 3 місяці тому +27

    "Big dates & small pencils correspondent" is possibly the best title you've ever chosen for Johnathan Goodenough

  • @sandrafrancis3631
    @sandrafrancis3631 3 місяці тому +49

    A former cat winning a by-election!!😂

  • @spankflaps1365
    @spankflaps1365 3 місяці тому +70

    On the rare occasion the Tories make it through a full term, they make 5 years feel like 10.

    • @TheRealJoseramirez
      @TheRealJoseramirez 3 місяці тому +11

      Or you wish you'd emigrated when you had the opportunity.

    • @johannesnicolaas
      @johannesnicolaas 3 місяці тому +1

      like 10 centuries more likely.

  • @josephjones1093
    @josephjones1093 3 місяці тому +43

    The another war bit had me creasing! Excellent! well played Matt!

    • @cedley1969
      @cedley1969 3 місяці тому +3

      In twelve months time when we are at war with most of the middle east this will be remembered as the good old days. I remember Boris being laughed at as a candidate for prime minister on HIGNFY in the early 2000's.
      Be careful what you wish for.

  • @bastonor
    @bastonor 3 місяці тому +4

    ..blurted out the truth under the harsh softballs of ITV.. Funtastic!

  • @ianwheeler7513
    @ianwheeler7513 3 місяці тому +14

    From catastrophic to dire hilarious.

  • @CaptainToadUK
    @CaptainToadUK 3 місяці тому +3

    "Oh, steady on!" - the most English thing ever 😆

  • @arcoffice5778
    @arcoffice5778 3 місяці тому +10

    Charisma & Skill. That’ll be The Ministry of Marching Powder Pablo Gove 😂

  • @roderickmain9697
    @roderickmain9697 3 місяці тому +11

    "Lettuce has been going in" ... and on that basis we might well assume that, given the longevity of a lettuce, Sunak's time may well be up.

  • @Demun1649
    @Demun1649 3 місяці тому +13

    "Point taken". Sums it all up in two words. 😉🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃😊

  • @Gwalion
    @Gwalion 3 місяці тому +20

    "... point taken".... great stuff!

  • @rosemarystewart7405
    @rosemarystewart7405 3 місяці тому +37

    Ha ha. This is almost too realistic! But hilarious as usual! Why can't Johnathan Goodenough get a real political reporters job? He's so so good!

    • @mikerodent3164
      @mikerodent3164 3 місяці тому +1

      Patience, please. They need a new anchor on Newsnight. Goodenough obviously needs to declare himself pan-sexual non-binary to be in the running though. And preferably to discover an Arapaho grandmother.

  • @unclvinny
    @unclvinny 3 місяці тому +3

    Catastrophic being upgraded to dire is a chuckler! 😂

  • @peterderycke5766
    @peterderycke5766 3 місяці тому +5

    Hilarious stuff... well done. Schadenfreude at its best.

  • @chrisshelley3027
    @chrisshelley3027 3 місяці тому +7

    When I hope that something will turn up it's usually a bus, I used to hope that it would be a doctors appointment but winning the lottery has a more realistic of happening and I've never played the lottery.

  • @sulalee7413
    @sulalee7413 3 місяці тому +3

    Arf! 😆

  • @ZolaClyde
    @ZolaClyde 3 місяці тому +6

    Perfection… Chef’s kiss!

  • @MrWolfPants
    @MrWolfPants 3 місяці тому +12

    That last comment about Putin was 🤌🤌🤌

  • @nickthenoodle9206
    @nickthenoodle9206 3 місяці тому +7

    Always brilliant.

  • @robertgavin980
    @robertgavin980 3 місяці тому +3

    How much does sunak envy Putin -- brilliant 😅

  • @RadioJonophone
    @RadioJonophone 3 місяці тому

    Never believe anything until it's officially denied.

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 3 місяці тому +2

    Has someone compiled a list of all of Johnathan Goodenough’ job titles?

    • @MattGreenComedy
      @MattGreenComedy  3 місяці тому +1

      I don't know - I certainly haven't! I think it would be a fun document though...

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 3 місяці тому +1

    Whenever it is, it's going to be fun.

  • @tsr207
    @tsr207 3 місяці тому +2

    Hurrah ! the wonderful Jonathon has returned with his incisive view of the political scene (or maybe he makes it up) Matt's satire on political journalism is excellent- the only problem is that news presenters on other news channels seem to be using Mr Goodenough as an inspiration !
    Superb comedy !

  • @Traceva
    @Traceva 3 місяці тому

    “….like he’s a Big Tory Postbox at Christmas.”
    Fabulous 😁😆😁😆😁

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 3 місяці тому +6

    EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD...!!!

  • @sandrafrancis3631
    @sandrafrancis3631 3 місяці тому +9

    Always funny!!👍👏

  • @middleearth8809
    @middleearth8809 3 місяці тому +1

    Brilliant. So many gems in one interview.

  • @moorecomedy
    @moorecomedy 3 місяці тому

    Brilliant!

  • @TheRealJoseramirez
    @TheRealJoseramirez 3 місяці тому +3

    Brilliant! 😂😂😂

  • @tinagibbs618
    @tinagibbs618 3 місяці тому +2

    Fantastic. xx

  • @TheEvertw
    @TheEvertw 3 місяці тому

    "Point taken"
    "paltry", no that was "poultry"
    I love your humour.

  • @nussekuddenxxx6564
    @nussekuddenxxx6564 3 місяці тому +3

    Gold!

  • @willieckaslike
    @willieckaslike 3 місяці тому

    A week Thursday. Just after bleakfast ! lol

  • @BloodoperaBlackvomit
    @BloodoperaBlackvomit 3 місяці тому

    I love your work. Greetings from The Netherlands ❤❤

  • @dvdjn9
    @dvdjn9 3 місяці тому

    Big dates and small pencils correspondent 😂😂

  • @jferguson8127
    @jferguson8127 3 місяці тому +1

    Nice one. Hey, I saw you on "The Marlow Murder Club" ! Cheers

  • @Secretgeek2012
    @Secretgeek2012 3 місяці тому

    "Point taken"
    😆

  • @jankoszuta9835
    @jankoszuta9835 3 місяці тому

    Brilliant 😊

  • @miakeogh6844
    @miakeogh6844 3 місяці тому +1

    Absolutely marvelous please keep up your good work 😅

  • @rgeogllo1
    @rgeogllo1 3 місяці тому

    Point taken. Hahahaha!

  • @pareetjshah
    @pareetjshah 3 місяці тому +7

    Have you got another version ready in case he announces the GE for 2nd May?

  • @ThoughtandMemory
    @ThoughtandMemory 3 місяці тому

    Awesome 👏 ❤

  • @mauranolan843
    @mauranolan843 3 місяці тому +1

    Matt, offer Sunak 10,000 he’ll soon say May 2nd.❤

  • @joemillar8305
    @joemillar8305 3 місяці тому

    "Steady on" 😂

  • @adrianrutterford762
    @adrianrutterford762 3 місяці тому +1

    Thanks Mr Green.
    Nice job

  • @user-wn3cm6jf8e
    @user-wn3cm6jf8e 3 місяці тому

    Frankly , it’s a matter of supreme indifference to me !

  • @TheKrostiman
    @TheKrostiman 3 місяці тому

    Point taken😂

  • @hylens5111
    @hylens5111 3 місяці тому

    "What's his thinking?"
    "Are you SURE you want to know?"

  • @theotherandrew5540
    @theotherandrew5540 3 місяці тому +1

    Hang on, is this the Real News, is just a pastiche of it?

  • @user-hv7kt9zc3m
    @user-hv7kt9zc3m 3 місяці тому +1

    I got my council tax bill today i know exactly why he doesn't want a may election because hes just put my bill up by about 35%

    • @LeeKelly-dj4rf
      @LeeKelly-dj4rf 3 місяці тому

      I don’t like the government either, but Council Tax is set by local authorities not central government..

    • @richardjakobek7477
      @richardjakobek7477 3 місяці тому +2

      @@LeeKelly-dj4rf Yes, but councils are having to hike it up because central government is withdrawing funding.

  • @richardstables4009
    @richardstables4009 3 місяці тому +1

    The Weather Later In The Year Will Stop People Going Out To Vote.... Therefore The Party That Is In Power Will Stay In Power!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @alanfrost4661
    @alanfrost4661 3 місяці тому

    Hes got more time to milk the gravy train and more of the economy to trash before hes finished

  • @dianeglanville
    @dianeglanville 3 місяці тому

    so love this guy he makes laugh

  • @arthurdixon5890
    @arthurdixon5890 3 місяці тому

    Turkeys and Christmas?

  • @tefkas1357
    @tefkas1357 3 місяці тому +6

    OK, do we have to watch ITVNews now or can you do it for us?

  • @steves7013
    @steves7013 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂🙏

  • @KNic0lson
    @KNic0lson 3 місяці тому

    😂

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC 3 місяці тому

    😂 Sunak is god awful and i hope you all can be free of him sooner than later.

  • @jane-elizabethgee7251
    @jane-elizabethgee7251 3 місяці тому

    😂👏🏼😂👏🏼😂👏🏼😂👏🏼😂👏🏼

  • @philipjones9458
    @philipjones9458 3 місяці тому

    Seriously he'll be gone after May.

  • @Pooky-Cat
    @Pooky-Cat 3 місяці тому

    Hey! easy with the cat references. Dressing up as a cat or an MP👔🎩 does not make a person a cat or an MP.

  • @tonyclewes8
    @tonyclewes8 3 місяці тому

    Sunak is frit as someone once said.

  • @matticulas
    @matticulas 3 місяці тому

    Why are your cheeks so flushed? Are you AI?
    ...Teehee. Good gig in Leeds the other night. Thanks again.

  • @roglaker9353
    @roglaker9353 3 місяці тому

    "Turn his fortunes around" (1:00) - meaning, his weekly income of a million dollars from his investments (0:48>0:52) still ain't enough to keep him in the style to which he's become accustomed.

  • @strikeforcealpha9343
    @strikeforcealpha9343 3 місяці тому

    lol Putin.

  • @FracturedPixel
    @FracturedPixel 3 місяці тому

    idk I thought the chicken gag was pretty funny

  • @FakeSchrodingersCat
    @FakeSchrodingersCat 3 місяці тому

    I disagree it would take a politician of average skill and any amount of charisma to improve the Tories chances. I mean the entire system is stacked in their favor and as long as they are not actively killing poor people or children they have a decent chance. Instead homelessness is a lifestyle choice and schools are collapsing.

  • @elorateq3672
    @elorateq3672 3 місяці тому

    Agree that stunts, whilst fun, aren't effective. They're just another version of childish name calling. Labour need to focus on the important stuff, like the dire economic situation for the majority of people who are not millionaires (like Sunak)

  • @dinogoldie9716
    @dinogoldie9716 3 місяці тому

    Are Starmerrhoids really dressing up as chickens and calling Tetchy Sunak a "chicken?" That's got to be a joke right? Isn't that how Matt Forde launched his political/media career?

    • @michaelfoy
      @michaelfoy 3 місяці тому +4

      The Only JOKE is the The TORIES themselves.......

    • @dinogoldie9716
      @dinogoldie9716 3 місяці тому

      ​@@michaelfoy Not when the mob set to replace them have proven themselves no better.

    • @johnpoile1451
      @johnpoile1451 3 місяці тому +1

      Have you forgotten "bottler Brown"? Much the same thing.