How Hung Are the Heroes of Marvel Rivals? - Tier List

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  • Опубліковано 25 січ 2025

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  • @ownstroyer
    @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +26

    I hope Kevin Feige sees this

    • @squiddy3450
      @squiddy3450 Місяць тому

      Bro sharks do have a penis, sharks have 2 penises actually!

  • @Arktemisyt
    @Arktemisyt Місяць тому +52

    Bro has NOT heard of the "19 inches of Venom" line

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +13

      These comments have made me familiar with it and now he shall retroactively be S-tier

    • @Arktemisyt
      @Arktemisyt Місяць тому +3

      LETS GOOO JUSTICE FOR THE BIG BLACK MAN

  • @MrDiamond1223
    @MrDiamond1223 Місяць тому +54

    bro forgot about the 19 inches of venom

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +8

      Ok you’re the 2nd person to say 19 inches, which is too specific to be a coincidence, so i had to look it up and didnt realize this was already a decided on fact. Sincere apologies to Venom and his cock🤝

  • @timothyh5632
    @timothyh5632 Місяць тому +25

    Moon Knight has the biggest. It's not his. He just has it.

  • @tundra5105
    @tundra5105 Місяць тому +35

    Spider-Man’s wife was a supermodel. She had options and chose him. That man is definitely packing

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +5

      Valid, i didn’t even put that together

  • @chilliicecream5456
    @chilliicecream5456 Місяць тому +3

    Spider-Man canonically has one of the largest body counts in comic history. Something must be good about him

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      Man lays pipe on the reg

  • @TheGuyThatFell
    @TheGuyThatFell Місяць тому +17

    I pay the wifi bill to see content like this

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому

      Glad i could provide it for you

  • @BagelBBagel
    @BagelBBagel Місяць тому +18

    Magik definitely packin

  • @soup9058
    @soup9058 Місяць тому +17

    Spider-man pulls, so its kinda hard to imagine he's not got something to entice em

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +3

      I forgot how many baddies he got

  • @avrixdt1266
    @avrixdt1266 Місяць тому +7

    Loki S tier since he can literally shapeshift into whatever he wants so he can be massive if he wanted

  • @EliOr_Something
    @EliOr_Something Місяць тому +9

    I cant believe I sat through that whole video lol (absolutely fire)

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      Glad i could be of service

  • @watchpug5225
    @watchpug5225 Місяць тому +4

    Wolverine canonically bagged Squirrel Girl ain't no way he ain't packing heat

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      Squirrel Girl likes tiny nuts

  • @mr_ahoj2546
    @mr_ahoj2546 Місяць тому +10

    this is peak content

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      Im for the people

    • @animedude3027
      @animedude3027 Місяць тому

      Ownstroyer lol wtf I'm for the people😂

  • @allknowingfreddybear9291
    @allknowingfreddybear9291 Місяць тому +14

    Panther “self explanatory” crazy!

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      Credit where credit is due

  • @stfubrae
    @stfubrae Місяць тому +4

    They need this man’s help to rebuild the MCU

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      Get me in touch with Kevin

  • @mr.t107
    @mr.t107 Місяць тому +5

    1:08 nahh 💀💀💀

  • @belalghunaim7803
    @belalghunaim7803 Місяць тому +11

    "Starting off we need to put all of the women in F-tier" Unsubscribed

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +5

      I don’t know anything about women

    • @belalghunaim7803
      @belalghunaim7803 Місяць тому +3

      @@ownstroyer nvm you're just like me, resubscribed

    • @alienweeb1701
      @alienweeb1701 Місяць тому

      @@ownstroyer HES JUST LIKE ME FR

  • @juanmiguel3301
    @juanmiguel3301 Місяць тому +2

    Not Lin Lie getting slandered because of Danny, Lin besides being iron fist was also sword master and swung around a giant sword, no way he is on c

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +2

      I didnt know there were other iron fists. Apologies to lin lie and his family

  • @Kotp29
    @Kotp29 Місяць тому +2

    sharks dont have no penus, matter of fact they have two

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      Jeff would be S-tier if this was a list on clasper size

  • @SilasKueck
    @SilasKueck Місяць тому +1

    wolverines is definitely huge

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      Convince me

    • @SilasKueck
      @SilasKueck Місяць тому +1

      @@ownstroyer sure hes really old, but he has regeneration

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому

      True, good blood flow

  • @ceoct1183
    @ceoct1183 Місяць тому +2

    Objection! Doesn't Cloak lack a body except for head and arms? therefore, no pp? Aside from that and Venom, nice list bro 👊

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      That long thing protruding from his torso isn’t a tail

    • @ceoct1183
      @ceoct1183 Місяць тому

      😨

  • @oranggggge
    @oranggggge Місяць тому +1

    Peni Parker is a clear F tier, but you are forgetting that the mech is easily A tier

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      Fr she def made that mech have a mega dong

    • @Daddy_Getou
      @Daddy_Getou Місяць тому

      She is 14 💀

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому

      Not much i can say to get outta this one

  • @SpaceRider15
    @SpaceRider15 Місяць тому +1

    Please elaborate on why cloak alone would be S Tier

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому

      He be swingin around a monster

    • @30000beesinatrenchcoat
      @30000beesinatrenchcoat Місяць тому

      @@ownstroyer his lower half is nonexistent (though in theory, I'd probably put him in high A-tier)

  • @talapantedtoad6461
    @talapantedtoad6461 Місяць тому

    Moon knight is definitely C tier cause worshipping the moon is such a small p p gooner thing to do.

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому

      Truest words i’ve ever heard

  • @DylanHawx
    @DylanHawx Місяць тому +3

    Ain't no way you made this😂

  • @lucasthadeureis420
    @lucasthadeureis420 Місяць тому

    eddie brock is a journalist... B TIER! 😂😂

  • @mikelopalo2562
    @mikelopalo2562 Місяць тому

    Bro captain American is on super steroids he should be in F tier with the ladies

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +5

      It’s America’s cock

  • @amberbruhway927
    @amberbruhway927 Місяць тому

    An important question, if you know of the legacy of Sniper Smurf 29 you would know how he delved deep into the asses of his foes with bastion. Considering The Punisher is the character which is the most a like to bastions kit (I've only played like 7 characters btw), would you rank him higher for continuing a legacy or rank him lower for being a poor imitation?

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      Although i respect legacy, smurfs have small penises and robots have none. However, depending on the depth of the ass, the penis must be a certain length to delve in any considerable way. Therefore, the punisher will remain in A-tier because it is a great size, yet incomparable to the likes of our S-tier

  • @beastslayer8729
    @beastslayer8729 Місяць тому

    I thought the title was clickbait. It was not.

  • @makimasdog117
    @makimasdog117 Місяць тому +1

    🗣️Black=S tier 💀

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому

      Credit where credit is due

  • @QuantumSpartan
    @QuantumSpartan Місяць тому

    Had no clue what the title meant, thanking the Lord I decided not to watch this infront of my family and saved it for after

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      This is family friendly content

  • @luigiboyinblu
    @luigiboyinblu Місяць тому

    Loki is canonically genderfluid because of his ability to transform biologically into any character, so by that logic he might be A tier at his base form, but S+ tier in potentia

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому

      I considered shapeshifting but ultimately went with his respectfully sized default package

  • @SunEndChaos
    @SunEndChaos Місяць тому

    peter is def S tier

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому

      The community is unified against my spidey placement

  • @aggresiveiceberglettuce8848
    @aggresiveiceberglettuce8848 Місяць тому

    So a few things
    As you mightof heard 19 inches of venom
    Even then if you didnt count that Eddie in alot if versions is built like abrick shithouse so he would be atleast A
    Also given uh wandas personality i wouldnt be suorise dif she did some weird shit with her magic to uh yk

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому

      I only learned of venom’s 19 inches through this comment section, so he is retroactively placed in S-tier
      And if wanda reality bends herself to have a giant dong then she would def move up the list but i need proof first

  • @MajkiMoo
    @MajkiMoo Місяць тому

    Cap should definitely have gone lower, at least C, if not D. Have you seen what steroids do to a man?

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому

      I somewhat agree, but i feel like Dr. Erskine was smart enough to create a serum that what not have such side effects. #teamcap

  • @torimato
    @torimato Місяць тому

    Mostly correct however Scarlet Witch is actually B tier.

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому

      Please site your sources

  • @MorticusKhan
    @MorticusKhan Місяць тому +1

    Are we really not going to consider the inevitable futa variants that exist in the multiverse? But uh yeah anyway Magik is S-tier come on now.

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому +1

      You telling me that magik has a giant demon lady peen?

    • @MorticusKhan
      @MorticusKhan Місяць тому

      @@ownstroyer Oh you know that thing gets huge after that Darkchild transformation...

  • @Echolaliaxu
    @Echolaliaxu Місяць тому +2

    No no, all of the women are not in F tier, I'm sure Hela and Storm are S tier and Scarlet Witch is A tier

    • @ownstroyer
      @ownstroyer  Місяць тому

      I need proof of lady peen before changing my mind

  • @frogoverlord1226
    @frogoverlord1226 Місяць тому

    This tier list is wrong