Dave Courtney - Me and the Mafia

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @AnglOsAxOn2
    @AnglOsAxOn2 2 роки тому +9

    I don't care if his stories are genuine or not, I just like the way he tells them.

  • @wangchung_8541
    @wangchung_8541 3 роки тому +20

    Dave’s the only man in existence to lose his virginity before his father

  • @mickharb4544
    @mickharb4544 3 роки тому +21

    yeah right Courtney

  • @THEBONEENGINE
    @THEBONEENGINE 2 роки тому +7

    This reminds me of the bits in the office where David Brent talks into the camera.

  • @TheStein474
    @TheStein474 3 роки тому +19

    Great story dave just needed a few more dragons and shit

  • @dirkbow911
    @dirkbow911 3 роки тому +5

    i would just love to have one week of Dave's life ,love him hate him ,believe him or don't he has lived .god bless him

    • @cockneyinc
      @cockneyinc 3 роки тому +4

      It’s all fantasy he’s a dreamer

    • @Gommerell
      @Gommerell 3 роки тому +3

      He has lived in his imagination.
      Its a re-enactment of a day dream.

  • @andrewdiemer4747
    @andrewdiemer4747 3 роки тому +10

    Priceless stories Dave, most entertaining, keep them coming.

    • @GangsterTales
      @GangsterTales  3 роки тому +3

      Thanks Andrew much appreciated. We are going to open this channel to subscribers' questions soon if that's of interest...

    • @eddiestevens3220
      @eddiestevens3220 2 роки тому

      @@GangsterTales ffs please don't put this clown on anymore every one knows he is a complete joke and half of London knows it

  • @goalltheway-pm8xs
    @goalltheway-pm8xs 2 роки тому +8

    Anyone remember Jackanory?

  • @MobstersInc
    @MobstersInc 2 роки тому +3

    Dave got More front than Brighton lol

  • @adamaston1460
    @adamaston1460 3 роки тому +8

    I actually don’t care if what ever he says is true or not , great story teller regardless and he’s Ovbs been around and been involved with Gs , he’s made money and some very influential friends could listen to him all day

    • @danielray6689
      @danielray6689 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed and I think that indifferent circumstances he could have been one of England's top comedians

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 3 роки тому +2

      I don't know whether he's telling the truth or not but some of the most respected faces in the country stand by him and don't see any problem with him getting a few quid for telling gangster stories if there's a demand for something why not supply it if it pays I don't think he's always lying I think he exagerates things for entertainment value he tells a good story

  • @goalltheway-pm8xs
    @goalltheway-pm8xs 3 роки тому +14

    How about we all chip in, and get Dave a psychiatrist? Crowdfunding anybody?

    • @bbargain7547
      @bbargain7547 2 роки тому +2

      Yes was just thinking has he lost the plot or something 🤣

    • @drmonk604
      @drmonk604 2 роки тому +3

      I think we all know it's way past that point... Besides think about the cause and effect and ask yourself "do I really want Dave to get well" as it would deprive us of some quality entertainment...

  • @andyreid8347
    @andyreid8347 2 роки тому +5

    Dave is a good man cares about others and do what he can to help them

  • @hassasinali7979
    @hassasinali7979 2 роки тому +1

    I have absolutely pissed myself with thw airport story "help me!!!!"

  • @deanovonbeano7727
    @deanovonbeano7727 2 роки тому +1

    Went to Sicily to a mafia dons house and I quote “ the guard outside had a Mexican hat and a rabbit shooting shotgun”

  • @neiljones6122
    @neiljones6122 2 роки тому +2

    Hi Dave, I think your a Legend, I love you,. Love your Banter, an all your NAUGHTY STORIES. I'd like to send u a Merry Christmas 🌲 and a Happy New Year 🎉🎈🎉. Don't let them get u down Dave. I love your Humour,. I'm a Massive Dave Courtney Fan. 💪💯💪. Neil. 😁

  • @deemasj
    @deemasj 3 роки тому +3

    Loving this story

  • @gutz323
    @gutz323 2 роки тому +7

    Does he actually think anyone believes his bullshit? The time Tarantino was gonna do a movie with him lol! I doubt tarantino has even heard of him.

  • @silverfox1silverfox496
    @silverfox1silverfox496 3 роки тому +5

    I've read his books and they are hilarious trust me people they will have you laughing out loud believe!!!!!!!! BIG UP DAVEY BOY👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

    • @Fullyloaded_00
      @Fullyloaded_00 Рік тому

      He'd got some great books bro n they are pretty good

  • @jimmybalantyne5545
    @jimmybalantyne5545 3 роки тому +16

    Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

    • @russcooke5671
      @russcooke5671 2 роки тому

      Where have I heard that before. I know I have somewhere.

    • @ad-oi3hf
      @ad-oi3hf 2 роки тому +1

      I don't like coke I jus lik d smell of it

  • @barrymanifold200
    @barrymanifold200 2 роки тому +2

    Dave can slam revolving doors

  • @josepharmstrong4639
    @josepharmstrong4639 2 роки тому +4

    Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

  • @deanovonbeano7727
    @deanovonbeano7727 2 роки тому +1

    A firm in Sicily 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @goalltheway-pm8xs
    @goalltheway-pm8xs 2 роки тому +9

    What about a film of Dave's life ..
    Laughing stock and one spoofing bastard.. C'mon Guy Richie are you going to let this chance slide?

  • @johndakin9466
    @johndakin9466 3 роки тому +5

    All mouth & trousers - !

  • @mikemike5973
    @mikemike5973 3 роки тому +6

    He does tell a good story haha

  • @andojo4747
    @andojo4747 Рік тому

    Freddie Foreman must havr been held in high regard in New York if the Gambino Family would contact him when their kids came to London. Thats pretty interesting, i didnt think they would have known Foreman that well or there would be younger more current criminals in London for them to contact instead. I read that Joey Pyle was close with the Mafia but I didn't know Foreman was too. Cool story from Dave, whether its fabricated or not. I read one article that the Krays once provided bodyguards for Frank Sinatra Jr when he came to London one time. Apparently Frank Sinatra Sr worried his son would be kidnapped so asked Ronnie Kray to help with the security, not sure how true that story is but its interesting nonetheless

  • @eddiedowd5541
    @eddiedowd5541 3 роки тому +2

    Bob the cigar salesman lol,he does tell a good story

  • @chrisdrew6977
    @chrisdrew6977 3 роки тому +3

    brilliant
    french accent lol

  • @krackajackz
    @krackajackz 2 роки тому +3

    Bell end

  • @deanos72
    @deanos72 2 роки тому +7

    Is there a bigger div than Courtney 😂😂😂 the fella is an embarrassment! 😂

  • @chriswilloughby5295
    @chriswilloughby5295 2 роки тому +6

    Remember when the mafia got him to shoot Paul Castellano so John Gotti could take over the Gambino family, this blokes a legend (in his own lunchbox)

    • @andojo4747
      @andojo4747 Рік тому +1

      Yeah I remember that, I think that was a few days before Dave advised Lucky to split the Mafia into five families

  • @steve.s6741
    @steve.s6741 2 роки тому

    Link to the full video. Anyone pls

  • @dublinsfaircity
    @dublinsfaircity 3 роки тому +12

    I'm surprised he didn't say Carlo Gambino and Lucky Lucciano greeted him in Sicily. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. Deary me this is the face of organised crime in England today.

    • @goalltheway-pm8xs
      @goalltheway-pm8xs 2 роки тому

      Eh did you ever? Limeys, what would Cahill have made of this clown?

    • @goalltheway-pm8xs
      @goalltheway-pm8xs 2 роки тому

      Wouldn't last an hour, in Dublin or Belfast....

    • @jasonantigua6825
      @jasonantigua6825 2 роки тому

      He’s living a phenomenal lifestyle! One of which you could only ever dream of!

    • @russcooke5671
      @russcooke5671 2 роки тому

      Unorganised more like.

    • @Joeblogs111
      @Joeblogs111 2 роки тому +1

      No the face of organised crime in England today is the government

  • @mrb9350
    @mrb9350 Рік тому

    next week how i bashed up superman and batman at the same time

  • @AllSeeingEye91
    @AllSeeingEye91 2 роки тому

    Who gives a fuck if he's lying 😂😂😂 Daves a legend and so are his stories! Great story teller 👌.

  • @plug6038
    @plug6038 2 роки тому +2

    Dave C........the finest egghead in the land!))
    🥚been cracked multiple times with nothing but a slimy mess to show for it!!!!)()(()))))

  • @prophetascending9021
    @prophetascending9021 2 роки тому

    Who is this "Costra Nostril" group Dave is referring to?

  • @stvincents2007
    @stvincents2007 2 роки тому +2

    Richinson called him a police informant.

    • @neiljones6122
      @neiljones6122 2 роки тому +2

      Dave Courtney is no Police 👮 informer. Dave lives by the CODE. Dave Courtney would rather die than Grass. Don't listen 👂 to such rubbish. He even proved it was the Copper given him information. Bent Copper. An he smacked him in the mouth in Court. Dave is Loyal. Never a snitch.

  • @ACshinealight
    @ACshinealight 3 роки тому +1

    Some man.

    • @GangsterTales
      @GangsterTales  3 роки тому

      Thank you. As said above we are going to open this channel to subscribers' questions soon if that's of interest...

  • @TheKkkl123
    @TheKkkl123 2 роки тому

    Awwww bless, nurse, he’s at it again 🙄

  • @adidazzler5167
    @adidazzler5167 2 роки тому +2

    Whys this guy on here he ain't a gangster he's just a failed debt collector

  • @gregod806
    @gregod806 3 роки тому +3

    Not heard this one before🤔 I'm sure he would have mentioned it before, or more like sang it from the rooftops. 🤥

    • @GangsterTales
      @GangsterTales  3 роки тому +1

      Oh come on Greg no one could make that up!

    • @gregod806
      @gregod806 3 роки тому +5

      @@GangsterTales He could and does 🤣

    • @cockneyinc
      @cockneyinc 3 роки тому +5

      You not heard it before because he has just made it up

    • @drmonk604
      @drmonk604 3 роки тому +4

      It 100% did happen as I was there with Dave, whilst we were in the club, a little later on that big doorman Dave talked about came over and said there was a phone call for Dave in the office, anyway to cut a long story short it was the President of the United States, he heard Dave was in town and wanted to meet him as he was a big fan, he sent a helicopter to collect us from the top of the club and we went back to the White House for drinks, Jay-Z joined us as well... True story, ask Dave (or Jay-Z)

    • @gregod806
      @gregod806 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@drmonk604 Love it, just a tad surprised the Pope wasn't involved somewhere along the way 🤣🤣

  • @andypandy2186
    @andypandy2186 2 роки тому

    wow the old days baldy

  • @beardtrick
    @beardtrick 2 роки тому

    Paddling pool talk to me

  • @jeztickles4361
    @jeztickles4361 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣 I only come here for the comment section

  • @mamluki7160
    @mamluki7160 2 роки тому

    He's a funny sod. No doubt.

  • @davidnewman9637
    @davidnewman9637 2 роки тому

    Do me a favour lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @martinhowarth81
    @martinhowarth81 3 роки тому +4

    WALOB …

  • @deanovonbeano7727
    @deanovonbeano7727 2 роки тому +2

    The liar

  • @patricknolan7541
    @patricknolan7541 2 роки тому

    Why will the be wearing Mexico hats in Italy

  • @patkearney9320
    @patkearney9320 2 роки тому

    A true zip would find Courtney an offence to there manhood! Also they deplored gottie. How do I know this I worked as maintenance worker for a Greek who had dealings with the zips. I'm no gangster neither is Courtney.

  • @matthewratcliffe1953
    @matthewratcliffe1953 2 роки тому

    Haha even Dave can't pull this story off

  • @VALIS538
    @VALIS538 2 роки тому

    Very shallow comment section

  • @stevyg4549
    @stevyg4549 2 роки тому

    New series of Minder, would he make a good Arthur Daley 😆

    • @gregod806
      @gregod806 2 роки тому

      More like 'Self Inflicted' 🤣

  • @Guvna07
    @Guvna07 3 роки тому +1

    🤥

  • @carlstevens4981
    @carlstevens4981 2 роки тому

    Is this a joke? Jackacourtney

  • @sonnyblundell8340
    @sonnyblundell8340 2 роки тому

    🙈

  • @pauldilley3144
    @pauldilley3144 2 роки тому

    Top man

  • @petersparshot4997
    @petersparshot4997 2 роки тому

    This bloke always makes me feel better