Hardest Slap Knockout In History

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2021
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  • @wilsonsguitarlounge8244
    @wilsonsguitarlounge8244 3 роки тому +9315

    The reason the coach’s subtitles are so fucked is because that’s actually what Archaic Death thinks he’s saying

    • @Legohaiden
      @Legohaiden 3 роки тому +275

      ham and beef... hebrew, green shirt... i got this, i can do this!

    • @bootybandit1487
      @bootybandit1487 3 роки тому +13

      😭😭😭

    • @ineedtherapy8339
      @ineedtherapy8339 3 роки тому +73

      i laughed way too hard at this

    • @coolboy2153
      @coolboy2153 3 роки тому +9

      @@ineedtherapy8339 Glad I'm not the only one

    • @reginald6183
      @reginald6183 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +6254

    Imagine losing to this guy in MMA, retiring to move into another sport and that same dude follows you and claps them cheeks again.

    • @drewmortenson
      @drewmortenson 3 роки тому +236

      not quite, the loser challenged the MMA winner to a slap fight, Wolverine won the MMA match

    • @lildribby8479
      @lildribby8479 3 роки тому +40

      We got to get him to react to Streetbeefs but shitty fights only

    • @ccg2301
      @ccg2301 3 роки тому +52

      Why would he even think of a rematch when he looked way out of shape compared to his MMA days and he even lost then.

    • @hunterb2689
      @hunterb2689 3 роки тому +4

      Ahaa i see what you did there.

    • @griffithposgay792
      @griffithposgay792 3 роки тому +13

      *slaps them cheeks again

  • @scarfhat1
    @scarfhat1 3 роки тому +667

    Wolverine is the kinda guy who sends you flowers while your in hospital for starting a fight with him

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 2 роки тому +47

      Don't have insurance? He covers it. Just so he can have a reason to send you back to the hospital when you're healthy and cover the cost again.

    • @michaelcordero7061
      @michaelcordero7061 Рік тому +1

      Amen

    • @jakobwhaley5641
      @jakobwhaley5641 Рік тому +18

      He doesnt send flowers
      He shows up personally with some beer and hotdogs

    • @connoranderson7432
      @connoranderson7432 Рік тому +5

      @@jakobwhaley5641 complimentary 6 pack of bud lights for every concussion he hands out 😂

  • @acs7991
    @acs7991 3 роки тому +1316

    Archaic Death's face before the second slap is actually sad. He's like "Bro you're actually going through with this? You're going to slap me once again? I have a family. In the name of God please Stop..."-Bam and he gets sent to the Spirit world

    • @martinfultz9894
      @martinfultz9894 3 роки тому +73

      Lmaoo exactly what I thought. Like he was trying to communicate with esp to tell him go easy on this one and he'll just throw the match. Unfortunately wolverine had other plans

    • @acs7991
      @acs7991 3 роки тому +13

      @@martinfultz9894 It's painful to watch 😂

    • @brantheman6868
      @brantheman6868 3 роки тому +12

      Comment has me in tears thank you

    • @chrisallen9154
      @chrisallen9154 3 роки тому +8

      His wife/cousin will be fine. She can move back in with her dad/uncle.

    • @RasAbramJJ
      @RasAbramJJ 3 роки тому +8

      @@brantheman6868 I thought I was the only one, I am just recuperating from a fit, can't be classified as just laughter.

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 3 роки тому +3708

    "Ham and beef, drop dance" are the MK Ultra activation codes.

    • @WildTurtleTakeover
      @WildTurtleTakeover 3 роки тому +66

      Underrated af comment

    • @dreamlifter787
      @dreamlifter787 3 роки тому +16

      Best comment

    • @turboleggy
      @turboleggy 3 роки тому +36

      hahah you win the internet for today. seriously this comment got me laughing on a spiritual level.

    • @antknees5597
      @antknees5597 3 роки тому +14

      "we have a job to do"

    • @timothyhall4794
      @timothyhall4794 3 роки тому +5

      It sounds like an Arc Sys Works round start quote.

  • @clown7666
    @clown7666 3 роки тому +3603

    The coach is using codewords to activate winter solider flashbacks

  • @stormyarrington8467
    @stormyarrington8467 3 роки тому +916

    It's almost as if Wolverine goes home and practices by having his horses kick him in the face

    • @maddoxio
      @maddoxio 3 роки тому +161

      He had to stop doing that though...horses breaking legs isn't exactly the best thing for motivation.

    • @Spingerex
      @Spingerex 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @vincenta2655
      @vincenta2655 3 роки тому +2

      That was good . Good one mate

    • @ufunagetrobd2706
      @ufunagetrobd2706 Рік тому +1

      @@maddoxio I think knowing you can do that is more than motivation

    • @jakobwhaley5641
      @jakobwhaley5641 Рік тому

      Then he gotta practice his slapping so he goes to the kitchen and goes up to his wife- just kidding after the horse kicks him he slaps the horse.

  • @rnspurgn3015
    @rnspurgn3015 3 роки тому +292

    Wolverine is literally Baldur from God of War. He’s always trying to find an opponent that can make him feel the slightest hint of pain, but is always disappointed.

  • @zorenaguilar9983
    @zorenaguilar9983 3 роки тому +2838

    He slapped him so hard that he unlocked third person

    • @WebHead1996-1
      @WebHead1996-1 3 роки тому +25

      Lmao 😂🤣

    • @a.abdullah6559
      @a.abdullah6559 3 роки тому +34

      💀💀💀💀 This is by far the best roast you will ever find in this comment section🤣🤣🤣

    • @nouraalsulami2725
      @nouraalsulami2725 3 роки тому +11

      He unlocked heaven

    • @Dam724
      @Dam724 3 роки тому +3

      Omg this is the best comment! 😂😂

    • @LeFreud7
      @LeFreud7 3 роки тому +10

      i have a six pack from laughing now

  • @daelaenor
    @daelaenor 3 роки тому +2923

    Literally Wolverine himself thought he had killed that poor guy.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +5

      I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear tq

    • @JulesJukes
      @JulesJukes 3 роки тому +276

      @@AxxLAfriku oh cool I’ll dislike your video

    • @antenmanakhelo
      @antenmanakhelo 3 роки тому +110

      @@AxxLAfriku they dislike because you reply to almost every comment to the point when’s it’s annoying

    • @bigjimbo3917
      @bigjimbo3917 3 роки тому +75

      axxl, you are a stain not only to this comment section but to the site itself

    • @tomnook4380
      @tomnook4380 3 роки тому +19

      @@bigjimbo3917 you killed him just like wolverine K.O'd Archaic Death

  • @a_true_generic_gamer1104
    @a_true_generic_gamer1104 3 роки тому +699

    Ham and beef= Look at me | Drop dance= you got this | Green shirt= Are you sure? | I speak concussed subtitle.

    • @liamwelsh4665
      @liamwelsh4665 3 роки тому +32

      Translation 100

    • @a_true_generic_gamer1104
      @a_true_generic_gamer1104 3 роки тому +59

      @@liamwelsh4665 I've taken one additional class, and learned Hebrew= Hey Bro Meaning Hebrew Green shirt was, "Hey bro. You sure." I'm becoming a master of concussed subtitle. Unfortunately it's a dying language, so I may very well be one of the last speakers 😔

    • @liamwelsh4665
      @liamwelsh4665 3 роки тому +9

      @@a_true_generic_gamer1104 it would appear that way. I am trying to learn but it is a complicated dialect.

    • @huckleberryharrison6248
      @huckleberryharrison6248 2 роки тому +7

      The concusion was so bad his coach felt it.

    • @jakobwhaley5641
      @jakobwhaley5641 Рік тому +1

      @@huckleberryharrison6248 splash damage

  • @genesisswift384
    @genesisswift384 3 роки тому +221

    Dude got slapped so hard he went into that one scene from Avatar where Aang sees all the previous avatars lined up next to him

    • @Myhandleisasecret123
      @Myhandleisasecret123 3 роки тому +6

      Someone's watched the spice tier list video and decided to use the same line

    • @Wooooooweeeeee
      @Wooooooweeeeee 2 роки тому +4

      @@Myhandleisasecret123 or they have watched the show?

  • @eliasarias7004
    @eliasarias7004 3 роки тому +1251

    There’s “brutal knockout” and then there’s “knocked into the shape of a fucking chalk outline”. Wow.

  • @Bridels
    @Bridels 3 роки тому +500

    6:08 those are the eyes of a man staring into oblivion knowing he faces his doom, but with courage. I salute you Archaic Death

  • @jordonkautz1470
    @jordonkautz1470 2 роки тому +58

    Charlie: "These guys need some really good nicknames"
    Also Charlie: "Colon Colonel"

  • @chrisnotap
    @chrisnotap 3 роки тому +4421

    He slapped him so hard it put him back to factory setting!

  • @britybearx3
    @britybearx3 3 роки тому +10375

    charlie single handedly introduced slapping into everyones lives

  • @dubbydapanda7189
    @dubbydapanda7189 3 роки тому +48

    When you go up against a gentle giant, expect:
    1. To get slapped the shit out of you
    2. Your slaps to prove ineffective
    3. Good sportsmanship

    • @nerdyfoxes8000
      @nerdyfoxes8000 2 роки тому

      And for him to show up at your funeral when he inevitably slaps you to death. With a single slap, nay. A half slap.

  • @chihd1436
    @chihd1436 3 роки тому +50

    6:14 Wolverine realized his true power and got scared just like in the movies. With great powers, comes great responsibilities.

  • @yeenish9
    @yeenish9 3 роки тому +2140

    "Ham and beef, drop dance"
    He's trying to activate the sleeper cells

    • @hayd3n98
      @hayd3n98 3 роки тому +69

      Archaic Winter Soldier

    • @Hawppewo
      @Hawppewo 3 роки тому +58

      The "ham and beef" was actually "look at me" and the "drop dance" was "you got this". Now watch it again and you'll see.

    • @Temptazer
      @Temptazer 3 роки тому +18

      He is speaking the language of the gods

    • @Gamer-zg2wb
      @Gamer-zg2wb 3 роки тому +3

      @JAVANI "Hey, breathe"

    • @ritchi465
      @ritchi465 3 роки тому +2

      This comment took me by surprise. Thanks for the laugh! :D

  • @brumarul7481
    @brumarul7481 3 роки тому +2675

    We need a slap athletes tier list.

    • @leshiro5574
      @leshiro5574 3 роки тому +91

      Foreshadowing the inevitable

    • @unifiedgaming4526
      @unifiedgaming4526 3 роки тому +38

      Wolverine would be beyond s Tier. He would need a tier of his own

    • @donnydavino4326
      @donnydavino4326 3 роки тому +35

      Slapthetes, if you will.

    • @Re-Todd_Howard
      @Re-Todd_Howard 3 роки тому +19

      It’d be a short list. The Russian guy and Wolverine.

    • @SOCIETYAC
      @SOCIETYAC 3 роки тому +1

      yes this should be top comment

  • @CRYFFX
    @CRYFFX 3 роки тому +98

    The energy from Wolverine's slap can insta- cook a chicken.

  • @renesnow3799
    @renesnow3799 Рік тому +39

    The fact that Tyson wasted his power on boxing instead of slapping is a crime against humanity.

    • @PsicosisYT
      @PsicosisYT Рік тому +7

      Bro people would fucking die if they had to take a point blank full slap from iron fucking mike XD

  • @taoakoalienka4762
    @taoakoalienka4762 3 роки тому +1414

    This made me realize Coach Killa's perseverance is God tier.

  • @diobrando1476
    @diobrando1476 3 роки тому +853

    This truly shows how tough the guy Wolverine went against in the finals was

    • @ettel8358
      @ettel8358 3 роки тому +108

      He went no beard, too

    • @dorkknight7225
      @dorkknight7225 3 роки тому +2

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo2263 Stfu

    • @sukhmandersingh4306
      @sukhmandersingh4306 3 роки тому +4

      @@dorkknight7225 she's just a bot

    • @shreyassn2735
      @shreyassn2735 3 роки тому +4

      Or..... Wolverine just held back after this match coz he knew if he let loose he would end every match in the first round.... And according to one punch man that is boring 😆

    • @grimbite5625
      @grimbite5625 3 роки тому +4

      @@shreyassn2735 One slap man

  • @staticsfs6823
    @staticsfs6823 Рік тому +22

    His son would be the winner of "My dad can beat your dad"

  • @invisibilius1978
    @invisibilius1978 3 роки тому +20

    the idea of the dude in the red shirt being a random ham and beef conspiracy theorist is one I very much enjoy

  • @yamiugo4661
    @yamiugo4661 3 роки тому +2543

    Good nick names like “financially in depth” “the homeless” “one more plate” “croissant”

  • @drenkrod9811
    @drenkrod9811 3 роки тому +950

    When I die, I want it to be from Wolverine and Vasily high-fiving through my skull.

  • @nathanbiller7662
    @nathanbiller7662 3 роки тому +21

    Honestly, nothing but respect for Archaic Death to just stand there staring Wolverine in the face the second time when he knew EXACTLY what was coming

  • @Shay_Mendez
    @Shay_Mendez 3 роки тому +8

    This shows how much of a class act Wolverine is! The second Archaic Death went down, he rushed over to help! That is great sportsmanship!

  • @ActuallyMato
    @ActuallyMato 3 роки тому +993

    Wolverine is the One Slap Man.

    • @funnyman10912
      @funnyman10912 3 роки тому +44

      ONE SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

    • @owkelpton
      @owkelpton 3 роки тому +14

      He was only using 7% of his power.

    • @ineedtherapy8339
      @ineedtherapy8339 3 роки тому +6

      @@funnyman10912 DU NDUNDU DNUD UN DUNDUDUNDUND

    • @fero3663
      @fero3663 3 роки тому +2

      Fuck I wasn't quick enough 😂

    • @a357
      @a357 3 роки тому +3

      But it took him two slaps 🤔

  • @snappy_.
    @snappy_. 3 роки тому +2211

    Charlie’s new slap name:
    “The Moist Minotaur”

    • @PieGuyGaming
      @PieGuyGaming 3 роки тому +53

      He can destroy 3 girls in a nanosecond

    • @bulja80085
      @bulja80085 3 роки тому +6

      @@PieGuyGaming I get it

    • @soulreaper706
      @soulreaper706 3 роки тому +35

      *Minitaur

    • @snappy_.
      @snappy_. 3 роки тому +14

      @@soulreaper706 No that’s ri- ohh I see what u did there lmao

    • @jmag196
      @jmag196 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

  • @greenghost5821
    @greenghost5821 2 роки тому +26

    Charlie, this break down was on point. Had me laughing the whole time. They should pay you to be a commentator for this competition.

    • @pinkius
      @pinkius 7 місяців тому +2

      Well, how the turn tables, amarite

  • @EpsteinKilla69
    @EpsteinKilla69 2 роки тому +8

    Wolverines gf: “spank me”
    In the distance: “ONE, TWO, TH-“

  • @averageotaku3784
    @averageotaku3784 3 роки тому +438

    “Ham and Beef, Drop Dance, Hebrew, Green shirt” was probably some sort of Winter Soldier activation code

  • @evhockey1242
    @evhockey1242 3 роки тому +910

    The reason they lifted his feet was likely due to a lack of blood to his head. There’s a medical phrase “if they’re pale, lift the tail. If they’re red, lift the head” referring to face color. Fun fact that can save a life.

    • @CrossbredManiac
      @CrossbredManiac 2 роки тому +29

      You're actually a God this will actually help me in my day-to-day life

    • @user-hp7kk4gq6t
      @user-hp7kk4gq6t 2 роки тому +52

      There's a chance that you just saved a life with this comment

    • @atipsy69
      @atipsy69 2 роки тому +39

      My left ball was in enormous pain a few years ago. I went to the doctor and she had to push the ultrasound instrument thing hard on the ball to see what's going on inside. She was a girl doctor so, stupidly, I tried to hide how much it hurt and this led to me start feeling funny cause the pain was just too much. When I told the doctor "I think I'm about to faint" she lifted my feet up straight away. Hellish ball pain led to a valuable lesson learned: If you don't have a mirror nearby to see whether your face is red or pale (or you're colourblind) and feel like fainting, lie down+feet up! (and wash yo balls obviously)

    • @riverbrewster239
      @riverbrewster239 2 роки тому +12

      @Nationality fortunately, being colorblind wouldn't stop you from seeing paleness or an over abundance of color in the face. Just pay attention to hues. if they look too light/bright, feet up. If they look over saturated, lift their head.

    • @botas5254
      @botas5254 2 роки тому +3

      @Nationality your colorblindness prevents you from being able to distinguish red from white? Or are you just blind,

  • @brucewayneontheweekends
    @brucewayneontheweekends 3 роки тому +14

    5:15 This man is wearing a death row t-shirt, he knew his fate before he even got there

  • @blablaminecraft2010
    @blablaminecraft2010 3 роки тому +5

    just the amount of content charlie is able to create out of a short video of one person slapping another is mind boggling

  • @Sirdoom34
    @Sirdoom34 3 роки тому +941

    AD's coach is trying to awaken him like the Winter Soldier.

  • @davemeads859
    @davemeads859 3 роки тому +465

    "He hits like a Mack truck"
    "You want another one"?
    Lmfao 🤣🤣

  • @hebrewhammer4086
    @hebrewhammer4086 3 роки тому +11

    I love the way charlie just explains everything so funnily. I'm new to his channel so I'm laughing every time he says something.

  • @ant_racer
    @ant_racer 3 роки тому +9

    “Hebrew. Green Shirt?”
    “ʸᵉᵃʰ ʸᵉᵃʰ ⁿᵒᵖʳᵒᵇˡᵉᵐ“

  • @Tao374
    @Tao374 3 роки тому +866

    My brothers randomly generated name is literally ArchaicCow. He definitely got that name from xbox

    • @no-sway3709
      @no-sway3709 3 роки тому +11

      Mine was FainterCow lol. Never changed it either

    • @fiontathomas1574
      @fiontathomas1574 3 роки тому +1

      Okay Jason Smith

    • @vexed5027
      @vexed5027 3 роки тому +5

      @@no-sway3709 Jason smith, what a believable name

    • @zachs.8672
      @zachs.8672 3 роки тому +1

      @@no-sway3709 hi Jason Smith

    • @BA-iz7vy
      @BA-iz7vy 3 роки тому +3

      @@vexed5027 coming from John bennett😂😂

  • @evanperry2740
    @evanperry2740 3 роки тому +588

    "he hits like a mack truck, man"
    -dead man standing

  • @niiadjeisowah621
    @niiadjeisowah621 2 роки тому +1

    Your commentaries are just hilarious. You have made slap fight great!

  • @niiadjeisowah621
    @niiadjeisowah621 3 роки тому

    I get so happy listening to you. Your commentaries are just hilarious

  • @Heldblut
    @Heldblut 3 роки тому +711

    You got something wrong there. That, my friend, was not a knock out. He killed that dude. After he got up, it was just his body. His soul was slapped into another dimension and will most certainly never come back

    • @reapercreeper3466
      @reapercreeper3466 3 роки тому +7

      lol fucking hilarious. great comment.

    • @ewitstwice
      @ewitstwice 3 роки тому +1

      Our pfps look similar lol

    • @davefurey1989
      @davefurey1989 3 роки тому +1

      Come back? It's just gone. It no longer exists. He got slapped so hard his soul just disintegrated.

    • @somedouchemcbag987
      @somedouchemcbag987 3 роки тому

      The guy who caught him even checked his pulse to confirm the kill

    • @tomislavpoje2159
      @tomislavpoje2159 3 роки тому

      @@davefurey1989 he actually got it back.
      He will return in summer.
      There will be another tournament.

  • @MegaEmmawatsonlover
    @MegaEmmawatsonlover 3 роки тому +546

    Charlie should do a slapping tier list with all the Russians and Americans slapping contestants.

    • @cartercallaway4705
      @cartercallaway4705 3 роки тому +5

      This is a great idea!

    • @cartercallaway4705
      @cartercallaway4705 3 роки тому

      I still think it would be fun to see

    • @jackorton2707
      @jackorton2707 3 роки тому

      I think Papa and Misha can beat Wolverine

    • @triggeredcripple8668
      @triggeredcripple8668 3 роки тому

      @@jackorton2707 they're different weight classes, a better matchup would be them vs crazy Hawaiian or someone similar

    • @MegaEmmawatsonlover
      @MegaEmmawatsonlover 3 роки тому +2

      Jack Orton I don’t know bro the Russians can take the slaps for sure , but the Americans seem to slap way harder , like wolverines slaps genuinely sounds like a building collapsing on its self

  • @robertsmith8269
    @robertsmith8269 3 роки тому +1

    You may be the funniest dude to ever do this, you throw in smart witty comments that freaking rule, I could watch you for hours

  • @KonwTheTrut
    @KonwTheTrut 2 роки тому

    Your enthusiasm about this sport is infectious lol. I’m so invested.

  • @adampv
    @adampv 3 роки тому +550

    Seriously, Charlie’s way with words, his timing, it just doesn’t fade. It’s as good now as it ever was, just more refined.
    I couldn’t give two shits about slapping contests, apart of course from watching these videos, but his commentary... well they should just give him a job

    • @shayaan7462
      @shayaan7462 3 роки тому +13

      He doesn't need a job, He is rich enough to give those guys a job.

    • @soulfly3438
      @soulfly3438 3 роки тому +1

      you really out here simpin for dudes

    • @adampv
      @adampv 3 роки тому +25

      @@soulfly3438 no. Just appreciate his sense of humour and the guy has worked hard to get to where he is.

  • @viragegaming938
    @viragegaming938 3 роки тому +420

    Archaic death challenges a wolverine, immediately regrets his decision. sounds like a Dhar Mann video title.

    • @jasperthompson9100
      @jasperthompson9100 3 роки тому +10

      he lives to regret his decision

    • @AB-ee5tb
      @AB-ee5tb 3 роки тому +3

      DHAR MAN HERE

    • @sug4r316
      @sug4r316 3 роки тому +2

      “ you see”

    • @chrisflippen2364
      @chrisflippen2364 2 роки тому +1

      @@sug4r316 “you see that’s why you should never challenge wolverine to slapping contest “ Dhar Man

  • @Leviathan56
    @Leviathan56 2 роки тому +2

    "I think it's his coach that comes on and starts speaking in madlibs" that was the best roast from Charlie in the past month

  • @nicholassapphire2022
    @nicholassapphire2022 3 роки тому

    You’re so good with the wordplay 😂 been following your content since 2010. Thank you for putting in the work 🙏🏾

  • @Banjouu
    @Banjouu 3 роки тому +765

    Fun fact: the sound you hear from Wolverines slap isn't actually from the slap, it's from his hand breaking the sound barrier before hitting his target.

    • @calebsharp6723
      @calebsharp6723 3 роки тому +8

      Is this actually true?

    • @aarash6982
      @aarash6982 3 роки тому +44

      @@calebsharp6723 yes it is actually true

    • @viktoringvorsen2265
      @viktoringvorsen2265 3 роки тому +7

      @@calebsharp6723 yes

    • @reapercreeper3466
      @reapercreeper3466 3 роки тому +26

      @@calebsharp6723 LOL, no it's NOT true. i mean, that's a funny comment and all but NO, it's not true. his hand would have had to been going 770mph+ give or take a couple mph depending on altitude. it it was true he would have taken the guys head off or simply just went right through it, not to mention his hand would have exploded upon impact as well. it would have been a bloody mess and dude that got hit would have died on the spot. basically decapitating him while exploding his head wide open. fact!

    • @reapercreeper3466
      @reapercreeper3466 3 роки тому +1

      @@aarash6982 no, not even close.

  • @Finkelfunk
    @Finkelfunk 3 роки тому +335

    Watch the original, one of the officials says: "Okay, he's gonna be okay, he's breathing so he's gonna be alright".
    It tells you everything you need to know about this monster slap when even the god damn paramedic has to assess that "Archaic death" is not "archaic dead" now.
    My god that was just an execution.

    • @Youcanpokemyballs
      @Youcanpokemyballs 3 роки тому +5

      Damn, imagine having paramedics at an event (with a high a risk of concussions) that only know the difference between life and death

    • @Finkelfunk
      @Finkelfunk 3 роки тому +15

      @@Youcanpokemyballs He was trying to calm people down. It can easily happen that a blood vessel in your brain ruptures from this or you get a concussion with a fatal outcome. That's not unheard of.

    • @shellshockedbros4458
      @shellshockedbros4458 3 роки тому +2

      @@Youcanpokemyballs Its probably because a blow to the temple can kill very easily.
      If they stop breathing its because a blood vessel in their brain explodes. Its called an aneurysm (I think thats how its spelt)

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo2263
      @iwantsexseemyvideo2263 3 роки тому

      ტყვიის

    • @JL2670yo
      @JL2670yo 3 роки тому

      @@shellshockedbros4458 You overestimate how easily people die lmao, watch any MMA or boxing kos and your theory is instantly disproven. Deaths in combat sports are from sustained beatings, that eventually make the brain bleed, if this dude was capable of that much damage with a slap, he'd have succeeded in MMA

  • @rondecaro
    @rondecaro 3 роки тому +6

    Dude. How do you keep a straight face. You're absolutely hilarious, my wife don't get it but your commentary is just priceless. Thank you.

  • @theserialshitter4589
    @theserialshitter4589 2 роки тому +3

    5:04 it’s like he’s trying to wake up a fucking sleeper agent but he got too drunk before the match and he forgot what his codeword was

  • @Pyrela
    @Pyrela 3 роки тому +1902

    "Nup tee tee yo hey." As a .005% Native American I can say with authority that this guy was summoning his ancestor spirits to help guide this guy's soul to the other side.

    • @NihilisticHatred
      @NihilisticHatred 3 роки тому +91

      You're from Liz Warren's tribe?

    • @haydenphoenix3836
      @haydenphoenix3836 3 роки тому +3

      LMAO....I'm dying🤣

    • @matthewzablocki5310
      @matthewzablocki5310 3 роки тому +5

      @@NihilisticHatred that or it was a joke cause of how hard he slapped him.

    • @matthewzablocki5310
      @matthewzablocki5310 3 роки тому +1

      Fyi, it means nothing.

    • @Eliqueme
      @Eliqueme 3 роки тому +6

      as 50% 'native american' I can say with a high degree that this has as much meaning as the constitution had towards colored people... None

  • @parkerfeatherston
    @parkerfeatherston 3 роки тому +447

    Colon Colonel sounds like the most epic cereal ever

    • @nickwilson2872
      @nickwilson2872 3 роки тому +16

      Colonel’s colon kernels

    • @andrewditton7226
      @andrewditton7226 3 роки тому +5

      "Colonel Collin's" Colon Kernals..

    • @_ApoIIo
      @_ApoIIo 3 роки тому +5

      @@andrewditton7226 “colonel Collins” Corn Colon Kernals

    • @tanaka9260
      @tanaka9260 3 роки тому +1

      Colonels colon colonel kernels colons kernels

    • @Legohaiden
      @Legohaiden 3 роки тому +7

      now with 5000% more bran! Guaranteed to destroy your asshole or your money back.

  • @zebzeifc8952
    @zebzeifc8952 2 роки тому

    i love how invested you get with these

  • @garyandtinajasinskijr9532
    @garyandtinajasinskijr9532 3 роки тому +1

    Dude, straight up never seen u before but I would to see ur commentary on every slap, punch and kick in every match or battle for now on, u just made this slap/ knockout one my faves! Do more bro, u da man!!!!!!!👏👏👏

  • @r3strt
    @r3strt 3 роки тому +1755

    Imagine misbehaving as a child when Wolverine is your father.
    Edit: on the positive side of things, imagine being the bully of wolverines son.

    • @tomnook4380
      @tomnook4380 3 роки тому +259

      the last thing you'll see is him raising his hand. It doesen't even hit you, you die before the slap comes, the power waves coming off of his hands are enough to kill you

    • @r3strt
      @r3strt 3 роки тому +64

      @@tomnook4380 1st comes the peeing of the pants, then comes the realization, before uconsciousness just because you thought of the power that slap could hold

    • @Dimbliss.
      @Dimbliss. 3 роки тому +52

      @@tomnook4380 Probably doesn't even need to slap, he just need to set his hand on their shoulder and it would have lasting psychological effects on that child.

    • @Poopertrooper597
      @Poopertrooper597 3 роки тому +10

      He would delete you

    • @Keeby.
      @Keeby. 3 роки тому +33

      nah wolverine is a homie he would never hit his kids

  • @JBM1123
    @JBM1123 3 роки тому +365

    I need an international event with wolverine and vasily komotsky as the title card. Battle of the titans right there

    • @phaseonix6812
      @phaseonix6812 3 роки тому +34

      There is no way the planet could handle that

    • @xristosmpaskoutas5283
      @xristosmpaskoutas5283 3 роки тому +28

      To be honest I believe that Vasily would slap wolverine to the afterlife

    • @scladoffle2472
      @scladoffle2472 3 роки тому +19

      @@xristosmpaskoutas5283 Vasily has strength and sheer mass behind him. I think wolverine could do with putting on some weight.

    • @jamieelliott4409
      @jamieelliott4409 3 роки тому +13

      The huge black guy that Vasily played would need to be there too

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 3 роки тому +12

      It's a big difference in weight classes, there's a reason those exist.

  • @kirbed9486
    @kirbed9486 3 роки тому +12

    It’s so adorable how wolverine goes to try and help him after just knocking him the fuck out lol. I’m glad to hear that the guy is okay dude I was so sure he was a goner

  • @SavagePotato440
    @SavagePotato440 3 роки тому

    Bro your channel is legendary . can always come here for a good laugh from your epic commentary . slap on gents , slap on

  • @misterbiscuit2538
    @misterbiscuit2538 3 роки тому +240

    Saying he bit off more than he could chew was extremely insensitive, seeing as how he will never chew again for the rest of his life.

  • @sonder3101
    @sonder3101 3 роки тому +416

    Shout out to the “he’ll regret it in 60 seconds”and 60 seconds later in the video he gets slapped

    • @Niceguyhidden
      @Niceguyhidden 3 роки тому +8

      Time stamp is 1:28 in case anyone is interested

    • @GG-jl3os
      @GG-jl3os 3 роки тому +1

      @Cony Budding welp too bad the only trustworthy cop in the force retired

    • @ritawant1033
      @ritawant1033 3 роки тому

      გგ გ ის

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo2263
      @iwantsexseemyvideo2263 3 роки тому

      გიგიმ

  • @kirkhilderbrand3729
    @kirkhilderbrand3729 3 роки тому +2

    I just want a whole 20 minute video of Charlie making nicknames

  • @sirtrejonkhalil670
    @sirtrejonkhalil670 3 роки тому +2

    Just found your page, the literally first 60 seconds was all i needed to know I'm an idiot for not subscribing in the first 10 seconds lol Awesome channel my guy!

  • @general7190
    @general7190 3 роки тому +225

    Archaic death: *hits wolverine*
    Wolverine: "end of the line bub"

    • @tekii111
      @tekii111 3 роки тому +4

      wolverine : cute
      *my turn*

    • @damianlee9620
      @damianlee9620 3 роки тому +1

      I legit couldn't stop laughing from this comment. 😂😂😂

    • @general7190
      @general7190 3 роки тому +1

      @@damianlee9620 😂😂😂. I thought about the actual wolverine and that line came into my head so I had to write a comment on it.

  • @happymisterbad
    @happymisterbad 3 роки тому +109

    Badass names like
    “Fiber Optics”

    • @kamq1
      @kamq1 3 роки тому +3

      @nothingperhaps worse*

    • @kamq1
      @kamq1 3 роки тому +3

      @nothingperhaps even worse now

    • @kamq1
      @kamq1 3 роки тому +2

      @nothingperhaps you're only making it worse and worse

    • @kamq1
      @kamq1 3 роки тому +1

      @nothingperhaps you're not gonna make it any better

    • @kamq1
      @kamq1 3 роки тому +1

      @nothingperhaps im speechless

  • @WebHead1996-1
    @WebHead1996-1 3 роки тому +5

    4:30 homie was trying to activate him like they did with the winter soldier saying random ass words

  • @poseidon1680
    @poseidon1680 2 роки тому +2

    That knockout sounded like electricity arcing, Wolverine fried this mans brain like the doctor from deab by daylight

  • @inbasicterms-popculturevid1704
    @inbasicterms-popculturevid1704 3 роки тому +1867

    Don't mind me... I'm just here to boost that algorithm so my boy Charlie can thrive

  • @12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon
    @12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon 3 роки тому +294

    Kamotsky vs. Wolverine will be the most legendary battle of the titans. Let's start a fundraiser to organize a private 1v1 for those two.

    • @adamblack3962
      @adamblack3962 3 роки тому +14

      Are they the same weight class? Might be a little unfair if they're not

    • @U-PN-BI-IBW
      @U-PN-BI-IBW 3 роки тому +2

      Prepare for THE ANNIHILATIOBLITERATUS

    • @artemis8630
      @artemis8630 3 роки тому +17

      @@adamblack3962 vasily has went up against dudes half his size.

    • @GoblinEditz
      @GoblinEditz 3 роки тому +16

      If we can get Charlie to be the anouncer and make it a Pay Per Veiw

    • @six2795
      @six2795 3 роки тому +1

      It's gonna be like the Rumbling of slapping competitions

  • @dixonqwerty
    @dixonqwerty 3 роки тому

    I watch this channel because your comments are legendary man. You are a painter with words :)

  • @francoisvandyk9902
    @francoisvandyk9902 3 роки тому +2

    Love your commentary man keep up the good work. You should consider comments on rugby matches aswell

  • @Gooniath
    @Gooniath 3 роки тому +284

    Wolverine is definetily the main protagonist. He has a backstory like: ,,He gotta win the slaping championship to get money for his family"

    • @ognjenradosavljevic9519
      @ognjenradosavljevic9519 3 роки тому +31

      yeah dude that slap had emotion behind it, he was like "this one is for my old man"

    • @pojoksahabat1723
      @pojoksahabat1723 3 роки тому +5

      He need money for his bud light

    • @dijkstra4678
      @dijkstra4678 3 роки тому

      @@ognjenradosavljevic9519 Sodayo... ( theme starts playing ) I have to do this for the sake of my friends.

  • @Felibar311
    @Felibar311 3 роки тому +162

    The subtitles are spot-on, you’re just hearing what Archaic Death is hearing.

  • @AngryShooter
    @AngryShooter 3 роки тому +2

    Wolverine slaps so hard his opponent's coach starts speaking in tongues.

  • @beepboopjaz217
    @beepboopjaz217 2 роки тому

    Never heard of this til I found Charlie lol thanks my guy, now I’m addicted

  • @dememeitized8048
    @dememeitized8048 3 роки тому +133

    I feel like vasilie vs wolverine is how we should of ended the cold war

    • @raketnyamuk9458
      @raketnyamuk9458 3 роки тому +10

      That's also how you start a nuclear radiation

    • @sarwatarannya8786
      @sarwatarannya8786 3 роки тому +5

      why don't you just nuke the world, would yield the same result

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 3 роки тому +4

      Should have* (or should've.)

    • @dememeitized8048
      @dememeitized8048 3 роки тому +1

      @@NickC_222 thx grammar police, we enjoy ur helpful remembers

    • @dememeitized8048
      @dememeitized8048 3 роки тому +2

      @@sarwatarannya8786 silly fool, to think u can compare strikes from vasilie and wolverine to any mortal weapon

  • @exxodia13
    @exxodia13 3 роки тому +37

    Wolverine’s slap was so powerful that it gave this mans coach brain damage by association

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g 3 роки тому +3

      This comment deserves more likes

  • @montanaleatherbury9568
    @montanaleatherbury9568 Рік тому +3

    I like how Wolverine checks on him like "did I kill this man?"

  • @slaps1455
    @slaps1455 3 роки тому +2

    “Ham and Beef. Drop Dance” I think Archaic Death’s coach was activating Wolverine’s trigger phrases like a winter soldier

  • @zeldahatguy8607
    @zeldahatguy8607 3 роки тому +110

    Archaic Death sounds like a high school emo band that never quite got off the ground.

    • @g111_
      @g111_ 2 роки тому +1

      thats definitely a band name i would've came up with in my 15 yr old metalhead phase

  • @Apollo.111
    @Apollo.111 3 роки тому +259

    When Charlie said “they need someone in charge of making better nicknames” I immediately thought “Minotaur” and it was the first one Charlie said not 3 seconds later. Those moments are very strange

    • @GTRRSS
      @GTRRSS 3 роки тому +16

      We share each others thoughts. Same thing happened to me at subway. I wanted to ask for just "a little bit of lettuce" but didnt. The lady next to me ended up asking for that very same thing. We are but the same, we realize, in these moments

    • @romuloprieto2529
      @romuloprieto2529 3 роки тому +7

      @@GTRRSS So my best friend wants to f*ck my crush? Damn that weasel

    • @jjstaves9919
      @jjstaves9919 3 роки тому +5

      tonight I was skating with my friends, and we had gone to the park that was right next to it to go lay down in the grass field. I had saw this star and was just looking at it and in my mind I said "Man it'd be hella cool if I saw a shooting star." 3 seconds later I SAW A SHOOTING STAR!

    • @thegoldengamer9315
      @thegoldengamer9315 3 роки тому

      @@romuloprieto2529 lmao

    • @fractal_mind562
      @fractal_mind562 3 роки тому

      @@romuloprieto2529 on a real though he probably does 🤣

  • @johnchristman1453
    @johnchristman1453 2 роки тому

    I loved how you described the slap, my expectation was met and exceeded, I'm not disappointed.

  • @MrSuddie
    @MrSuddie 3 роки тому

    The way you describe stuff 😂😂😂 funny af!!

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 3 роки тому +614

    "Ham and Beef!"
    "Yeah..."
    "Dropdance!"
    "Yeah."
    "Hebrew!"
    "Yeah!"
    "GREEN SHIRT!"
    "YEAHH!
    "CAKE BREAD!"
    YEAAAAHHH-what?"

  • @pressquare2383
    @pressquare2383 3 роки тому +53

    Coach killa's resiliency is scary, seeing what Wolverine just did now

  • @roberthan5109
    @roberthan5109 3 роки тому +3

    I like how when he knocked him out wolverine rushed over to make sure he's OK and try to help. I love this guy

    • @Peksisarvinen
      @Peksisarvinen 2 роки тому

      Who's gonna talk shit about him, right. Dude slaps a tree in Colorado and it'll blow my ass apart in Finland.

  • @samuels1245
    @samuels1245 2 роки тому +1

    Archaic Death is a trooper for nearly dying the first time, hardly touching Wolverine on his turn, and still having the cajones to step up for another go.

  • @scottpilgrim8531
    @scottpilgrim8531 3 роки тому +223

    Wolverine should be renamed “The Stroke” the way he paralyzed the left half of that guys face with those slaps.

    • @Knochenbrigade
      @Knochenbrigade 3 роки тому +9

      Mjolnir would be his perfect nickname.

  • @colonelvector
    @colonelvector 3 роки тому +105

    Bollywood subtitles:
    "Ham and beef"
    "Drop dance"

  • @adamalvarez6798
    @adamalvarez6798 2 роки тому

    Your commentary is amazing, keep the content comin

  • @ninjajeb
    @ninjajeb 3 роки тому +1

    i love that i can watch a video charlie makes a video about and know he wont show anything thats too triggering, it makes the video much more enjoyable

    • @mumbles215
      @mumbles215 3 роки тому

      What is this triggering word you speak of?

  • @PaPaPOVEY
    @PaPaPOVEY 3 роки тому +90

    his head smaking the ground is the worst, coach should of been ready to catch him after that first knockdown

    • @aaz1010
      @aaz1010 3 роки тому +4

      @@sumuggum they should’ve been after the first slap nearly sent him into orbit