Neon White - Very Good, Very Cringe

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  • Amazing game but the dialogue is outright awful jesus christ
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  • @JahysHusband
    @JahysHusband 2 роки тому +2206

    "You're my Sasuke man" is literally some of the greatest game dialouge ever written

    • @kamika646
      @kamika646 2 роки тому +146

      Yeah, like how Morbius said "It's Morbin' time!" and then he morbed all over everyone

    • @xddude
      @xddude 2 роки тому +8

      @@kamika646 OMG DID YOU SEE MORBIUS TOO??! THAT IS MY FAVORITE PART@!!!

    • @StormierNik
      @StormierNik 2 роки тому +91

      That has to be like purposefully cringe right? There's no way otherwise. But honestly imagining the game without the dialogue just makes it kind of seem more lifeless and sterile, the cringey dialogue breathes that crusty life into it

    • @OctacoreIsAFK
      @OctacoreIsAFK 2 роки тому +72

      @@StormierNik well the game trailer did say for freaks by freaks so its most definitely on purpose lmao

    • @StormierNik
      @StormierNik 2 роки тому +7

      @@OctacoreIsAFK Thank God, now it's much better

  • @MarcusFigueras
    @MarcusFigueras 2 роки тому +626

    See, the devs of this game were actually geniuses. If you tried to tell someone a game is perfect all the way through, they might not believe you, but if you told them about a single flaw, it's easier to believe

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 2 роки тому +61

      They truly played 5d chess on that one.

    • @funx24X7
      @funx24X7 2 роки тому +8

      Ah yes, the classic hairy arms technique

    • @bossender3536
      @bossender3536 Рік тому

      They also made tattletail

  • @imcool4512
    @imcool4512 2 роки тому +411

    "If i was sober i would have deleted this game" best game

  • @MrBlinky10101
    @MrBlinky10101 2 роки тому +731

    "you are like my sasuke" that line took a few years off my life expectancy for sure.
    Seems like they are filtering some players out with the dialogue, but also attracting others with it. Interesting game design choice

    • @sonuvox3976
      @sonuvox3976 2 роки тому +83

      stole that last part out of my mouth, definitely what they were intending with the dialogue lol i personally adore it
      i believe the game was made with the motto of "by freaks, for freaks"

    • @MrBlinky10101
      @MrBlinky10101 2 роки тому +12

      @@sonuvox3976 yeah I don't mind the dialogue, but understand that it is very cringy at times

    • @jeffboy4231
      @jeffboy4231 2 роки тому +3

      i mean, yo can just always skip the dialogue lol. wonderous why mr. white didn't do that

    • @pokejeenios
      @pokejeenios 2 роки тому +15

      If you heard what the voice actor sounds like for yellow you'd understand that the dialogue is fitting for his character.

    • @filipgasic2642
      @filipgasic2642 2 роки тому +2

      Devs at least picked the most interesting character

  • @PastTimer
    @PastTimer 2 роки тому +1054

    The dialogue is the funniest shit in the game. Sometimes I would get tired of gameplay, but keep going just to get some more interactions. I can't see it as anything but intentional. Just as you laugh when meeting edgelords and non-ironic weebs online you do the same in Neon White, it's great.

    • @memkakes1514
      @memkakes1514 2 роки тому +92

      When I meet edge lords and unironic weebs I just get sad. So the diologue in this game just makes me sad.

    • @iveharzing
      @iveharzing 2 роки тому +9

      No thank you, I was considering buying this game, but the dialogue has convinced me not to buy it.

    • @joenoodle6914
      @joenoodle6914 2 роки тому +56

      @@iveharzing ok

    • @blunderbuss1395
      @blunderbuss1395 2 роки тому +44

      @@iveharzing boohoo

    • @iwiffitthitotonacc4673
      @iwiffitthitotonacc4673 2 роки тому +38

      @@iveharzing It's skippable.

  • @Nathan55411
    @Nathan55411 2 роки тому +110

    The game is advertised as, "For freaks, by freaks." I'd say the dialogue is closer to post-cringe than cringe.

    • @Gamerkat10
      @Gamerkat10 10 місяців тому +3

      thinking this shit makes you a 'freak' is the cringiest part. Screams "35 year old man who thinks being attracted to cute alt girls makes him sooooooooooooooo bad and freaky" to me

    • @Nathan55411
      @Nathan55411 10 місяців тому +5

      @@Gamerkat10 please define what makes somebody a freak then. Plus I don't like Violet and you're around 10 years off

    • @Gamerkat10
      @Gamerkat10 10 місяців тому

      are u the creator? @@Nathan55411
      and i think the very first thing would be being into something at least a little unusual, I guess. this is straight guys and hot girls repeating very popular internet memes that are a little out of date in a 'hints at sex but overall pg-13' setting. as unfreak as you can get.

  • @TheSurgePhoenix
    @TheSurgePhoenix 2 роки тому +1253

    There's no way the dialogue isn't written like that on purpose. It's the perfect game to make fun of those persona-fan type of people lmao

    • @JustBizmuth
      @JustBizmuth 2 роки тому +220

      kinda edging the line of making fun of em and attracting em tbh

    • @vdec9774
      @vdec9774 2 роки тому

      True, it's impressive that they were able to come up with this slob

    • @filipgasic2642
      @filipgasic2642 2 роки тому +34

      @@8Kazuja8 Then whats your definition of satire. That's why the word irony exists. It all the depends of the context and meaning of why you are doing it

    • @KLIXORthe
      @KLIXORthe 2 роки тому +16

      ​@@8Kazuja8 Humor is subjective, including parody. If you don't find it that funny, that alone isn't grounds for criticism.
      if you were criticizing it for not having an option to skip all dialogue, that'd be more reasonable. But, frankly, any self-serious story you try to write in the context of this game is unlikely to be good, so it may as well be something fun the devs wanted to write. Personally, I much prefer this to some bland self-serious story I'm not invested in one bit. Too many games waste my time with tropey poorly developed stories that do nothing to serve the gameplay.

    • @KLIXORthe
      @KLIXORthe 2 роки тому +3

      @@8Kazuja8Things like humor and music tastes are especially subjective. I wouldn't make that argument in just any context. (the crux of your argument is also an assumption that the writing is simply bad, which is one of the most subjective arguments anyone can possibly make)
      Also, parody doesn't operate on punchlines. The whole point of parody is exaggerating aspects of the original to comedic effect. Saying "it's just as bad as the original" just indicates a lack of appreciation for the ironic nature of a given parody, or parody in general.

  • @WuddesGD
    @WuddesGD 2 роки тому +118

    Would've been nice to have seen when Violet said "Sowwy" and shattered Albino's soul. The reactions on the fucking dialogue are so funny

  • @HaruIRAI
    @HaruIRAI 2 роки тому +156

    I always thought that dialogues were intentionally bad. To be as bad as humanly possible, just to turn to the greatest story imaginable

    • @pixelgood3258
      @pixelgood3258 Рік тому +4

      Maybe. In the begging you don't care much about the story but it gets more and more interesting as you progress

  • @fritzkraut5833
    @fritzkraut5833 2 роки тому +38

    There's just no way that the dialogue isn't 100% intentional and self-aware of how cringe it is. If you look at it from that self-aware angle it becomes like comedy on a meta-level.

  • @DullahanKai
    @DullahanKai 2 роки тому +238

    Thank you for this literary masterpiece, Albingus.

  • @DoodlezMusic
    @DoodlezMusic 2 роки тому +344

    A fragment of my soul died every time I heard a line of dialogue. 8/10 👍

    • @-w-.
      @-w-. 2 роки тому +2

      My condolences. I'm sorry that you have to witness all that.

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 2 роки тому +11

      I feel a sadistic sense of happiness from that

  • @willo_wisp3798
    @willo_wisp3798 2 роки тому +38

    the dialogue is absolutely intentional, because it would be a disservice if you weren't cringing/laughing at people that take themselves too seriously

  • @Jeffy_the_J
    @Jeffy_the_J 2 роки тому +109

    I thought Neon white was a reference to Albinos skin tone

  • @Seli_Petra
    @Seli_Petra 2 роки тому +608

    Neon white devs: “oh boy I wish our game just had one damning feature which would lead to it not being 10/10”
    The shittiest video game dialogue I have heard in a bit: “Perhaps I could be of assistance”

    • @tr4sh551
      @tr4sh551 2 роки тому +47

      Im imagining the ow version where mercy fly's down to the kid

    • @simongames100
      @simongames100 2 роки тому +110

      the shitty dialogue makes it better

    • @dshadow01
      @dshadow01 2 роки тому +69

      it's a filter and it's working as intended.

    • @gent9358
      @gent9358 2 роки тому +19

      Bah, it's filler. The devs just needed to pad it for the people who can't play without story. There's a skip button always available so I think they knew that most people wouldn't want capcom-tier dialogue.

    • @biggysloppy6833
      @biggysloppy6833 2 роки тому +10

      Neon white devs: how do we make our game not perfection?
      The dialogue: The Deep

  • @bunydotcom_
    @bunydotcom_ 2 роки тому +14

    the dialogue is cringe on purpose and it loops back around to being funny, but my favourite part is people being mad about comedy not being 'realistic'

  • @mateomartinezhernandez832
    @mateomartinezhernandez832 2 роки тому +43

    This game is great cuz it makes you want to speedrun the gameplay AND the dialogue.

  • @Cruxin
    @Cruxin 2 роки тому +309

    ngl i loved how cheesy and dumb the dialogue was

    • @KhangAJ
      @KhangAJ 2 роки тому +72

      true, i'm pretty sure that's intentional

    • @anthonythetophatter2834
      @anthonythetophatter2834 2 роки тому +80

      it's so cringe to the point where it becomes good again

    • @Cruxin
      @Cruxin 2 роки тому +105

      @@KhangAJ yeah. it really seemed self-aware and campy intentionally. i was snickering at the dumb shit it came up with a lot
      you can always skip it so i feel like the hate is a liiiiitle overblown. i get why people think it sucks though lmao

    • @jeffboy4231
      @jeffboy4231 2 роки тому +5

      you should try out fashion police squad, it also has that dumb dialogue, but also really good old school doom gameplay

  • @ratheruncreativename3252
    @ratheruncreativename3252 2 роки тому +15

    The dialogue is great, because it specifically pisses off the kinds of people who unironically use the word "cringe."
    It could've been more like Furi, where there's almost no story except one dude talking cryptically at you between each boss fight, but there's a different kind of appeal to goofy, cheesy dialogue between an hour of replaying the same parkour trying to shave off 5 seconds.

  • @carzdroid
    @carzdroid 2 роки тому +32

    i learned to cope with the dialogue, sometimes is so bad that it can be a bit funny -but like, a really tiny bit-

    • @Permafrost1
      @Permafrost1 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, ive seen too much anime with shitty dialogues so this one i could bear through
      Except for the yellow guy, his photo should be on the wikipedia page for the word "cringe"

  • @bogey_dope_ae
    @bogey_dope_ae 2 роки тому +10

    Dudes unable to get fine irony be like: "Akschually dialogues is very cringy! "

  • @butterboot3727
    @butterboot3727 2 роки тому +6

    Guys the game's advertising literally says "for freaks" don't be suprised that it's weird and cringey, that's the point.

  • @kingboblord6210
    @kingboblord6210 2 роки тому +10

    reading this dialogue is like shoving a toothpick under your nail and smashing it with a hammer, but with your brain

  • @johnbuster4268
    @johnbuster4268 2 роки тому +36

    I 100% believe that the writer know what the fuck they were writing and this dialogue is like a mind test if you can handle it

  • @Imveryunoriginal
    @Imveryunoriginal 2 роки тому +9

    Anyone else realize that the VA for neon white also voices spike spiegel

  • @MrHenrry98
    @MrHenrry98 2 роки тому +25

    If you think this is cringe you don't understand cinema

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 2 роки тому +6

    I feel like the dialogue is purposefully like that to make internet smart guys who unironically use words like 'cringe' piss and shit their pants. Like firing a gun in your neighborhood to keep property costs low, scares off all the elite stuffy gamer types.
    Edit: "Does it not sent you straight forward like in Fornite" why would you think it'd be like Fornite???

  • @deamooz9810
    @deamooz9810 2 роки тому +10

    10:12 brainrot inducing dialogue

  • @ryzyble
    @ryzyble 2 роки тому +8

    the dialogue in this game is fucking hilarious, peak cringe comedy. one of my favorite parts of it, really

  • @jasonbrose6743
    @jasonbrose6743 2 роки тому +7

    There should be a mode where the character has his memories and is done with everyone's constant BS, so he just ignores them and skips everything but killing his enemies.

  • @phiphi2209
    @phiphi2209 2 роки тому +56

    People say they hate the dialogue but I personally love it, it fits the late 90’s early 2000 anime atmosphere the game goes for, they quite literally make a Pog joke at some point in the game

  • @tymoteuszstrzeczewski4222
    @tymoteuszstrzeczewski4222 2 роки тому +9

    One character sings 'my chemical romance' i recommend

  • @ralseibutitsacat8169
    @ralseibutitsacat8169 2 роки тому +4

    The dialogue feels as if you hired 15 different types of teens to think of quirky dialogue, and I for one am all in for this for the sole reason because of gianni being the voice of the main character

  • @tavish2696
    @tavish2696 2 роки тому +5

    The dialogue is meant to filter out the casuals.

  • @notanaveragedoktah8390
    @notanaveragedoktah8390 2 роки тому +4

    *"You're my Sasuke man."* 🔥🔥🖋️

  • @Mizalie
    @Mizalie 2 роки тому +15

    how it feels to read twitch chat

  • @moongirl-d9h
    @moongirl-d9h 2 роки тому +3

    i fucking love the dialogue LMFAO

  • @mateotje2560
    @mateotje2560 2 роки тому +7

    naah the dialogue is satire i love it

  • @jboi2475
    @jboi2475 2 роки тому +3

    For the record the devs intended to make all the dialogue cringy satire. I would be struggling to get through them as well lol.

  • @pokejeenios
    @pokejeenios 2 роки тому +22

    The dialogue is perfectly paired with the voice acting. It seems shitty because it's being read in a vacuum.

  • @noriele7950
    @noriele7950 2 роки тому +4

    “Im a better voice actor” THAN STEVE BLUM, albino man….

  • @pineappleprincess9704
    @pineappleprincess9704 Рік тому +1

    13:00 Ok, idk if anyone said it yet, but LOOK! IT'S A TATTLETAIL

  • @dossantosenzo5082
    @dossantosenzo5082 2 роки тому +2

    Seeing albino malding through these catastrophic dialogues is juste great

  • @Petrasciuc1
    @Petrasciuc1 2 роки тому +6

    Truly a pogchamp video. It is indeed pepehands.

  • @leritykay8911
    @leritykay8911 Рік тому +2

    I unironically love the dialoge lol. Nice to have some modern tropes and references and such

    • @Gamerkat10
      @Gamerkat10 10 місяців тому

      This kind of boomer-sounding comment is exactly why this dialogue is cringe. It's like, what a 35 year old thinks might be 'hip with the kids'

    • @leritykay8911
      @leritykay8911 10 місяців тому

      @@Gamerkat10 Well as someone who barely turned 21, i guess it is pretty ""hip"" with the ""kids"" of my circles, hah. It's just that, companies are usually so slow to catch up on slang, it's funny to see words like Simp in stuff

  • @umbridly_doodly_oodly4
    @umbridly_doodly_oodly4 Рік тому +3

    I wonder how many people in the comments think the dialogue is cringy just because Albino thinks it is?

  • @bookwyrm3479
    @bookwyrm3479 2 роки тому +5

    say mr bino, what is the name of the song your editor uses when you kill you own bitrate in the funny isaac game

  • @pokejeenios
    @pokejeenios 2 роки тому +4

    Wish more would talk about the incredible music by machine girl

  • @moejother3116
    @moejother3116 2 роки тому +5

    Neon white momen

  • @Ace-rz3fv
    @Ace-rz3fv 2 роки тому +7

    local schizophrenic reads garbage dialogue written by a 12 year old, 7 dead, countless injured

  • @pharaohthutmosis7803
    @pharaohthutmosis7803 2 роки тому +3

    embrace the cringe, and you will truly be free.

  • @thelink9959
    @thelink9959 2 роки тому +19

    If even Albino and his aids speech thinks this is cringe we're truly doomed

  • @TEHSMISH
    @TEHSMISH 2 роки тому +11

    The dialogue in this game is amazing, you just don't like fun.

  • @brodyhehe
    @brodyhehe 2 роки тому +4

    Machine girl

  • @midnightmoron1906
    @midnightmoron1906 2 роки тому +5

    R key simulator

  • @testhekid
    @testhekid 2 роки тому +6

    some parts of the dialogue wasn't as bad as i imagined from the start of the video, and i feel like u have to look at the game from a certain perspective to get a feel for the vibe it wants to give, and the gameplay looks rly fun i wish i had other friends on my list to compare scores with

  • @Danmans55
    @Danmans55 2 роки тому +1

    I really don't know what Albino expected when he seen screenshots lol

  • @cardege1508
    @cardege1508 2 роки тому +1

    Commentary youtuber's background gameplay lookin game

  • @sauronmauron6965
    @sauronmauron6965 7 місяців тому +1

    People that complain for the campy humor are the funniest part,as if everyone needed to explain their reason for playing the game wasn't the obviously filler dialogue

  • @sava28
    @sava28 2 роки тому +1

    whoever said "gmod darkrp server dialogue" in the chat is right

  • @wendra3676
    @wendra3676 2 роки тому +2

    "Story bad"
    And thats, ladies and gents, what we call, a beta male take

  • @mimisaur5000
    @mimisaur5000 Рік тому +1

    idk why everyone takes the dialogue so seriously it's so obviously over the top 😭😭😭

  • @zomgerln
    @zomgerln 2 роки тому +4

    If the dialogue was in Japanese people would be praising it.
    People don't actually hate dubs because of the voice acting, they hate it because it removes the layer of abstraction that reading provides and forces them to come face to face with just how bad the dialogue was all along.

  • @kldfurret8263
    @kldfurret8263 2 роки тому

    Mr. Bingus voice acting encapsulates the cringe of the dialog perfectly.

  • @Lambeard420
    @Lambeard420 2 роки тому

    One of the only times I got to watch the stream live!!

  • @ElToffaz
    @ElToffaz 2 роки тому +16

    I love this game, it's so corny that it's funny

  • @Phantomato2000
    @Phantomato2000 2 роки тому +1

    Finally, XQC playing Walter White

  • @yimyom
    @yimyom 2 роки тому

    Watching this in the VODs was strangely addicting, Not stuck in real time so i can just "->" the Dialogue and able to see like the whole trial and error going through the gameplay.
    Surprised also the level where he missed 1 demon after the 9 balloons at the end and malded wasn't included too kek.

  • @Ayeloo
    @Ayeloo 2 роки тому +1

    Makes sense they're all called neon because you can't make chemistry with them lel

  • @niblanopepper7
    @niblanopepper7 2 роки тому +1

    The dialogue is 100% intentionally cringe

  • @penpound
    @penpound 2 роки тому +2

    PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THE NAME OF THE PIANO IN 1:57

  • @sunkruhmhalaci2592
    @sunkruhmhalaci2592 2 роки тому

    Honestly, the gameplay looks interesting, but what kept me watching was seeing Albino's soul die like he was playing the Lost and got hit on the Beast in Isaac. That and the mockery that followed.

  • @twenty4689
    @twenty4689 2 роки тому

    "You are my Sasuke" why. just why

  • @Andee...
    @Andee... 2 роки тому +3

    Very cool, very swag, I like it.

  • @Rayo75
    @Rayo75 2 роки тому +4

    very based

  • @SeikOsito
    @SeikOsito 3 місяці тому +1

    Its funny revisiting this video a year later and reading comments saying "no bro its actually MAKING FUN OF those types!!"
    But the fans of it are exactly those types.

  • @fresh9530
    @fresh9530 2 роки тому +1

    MACHINE GIRL AGAHHHHHHHHH‼️‼️‼️

  • @Keima_Katsuragi.
    @Keima_Katsuragi. 2 роки тому

    Albino is fucking genius. He feels bad when he gets golden medal, wtf

  • @proelgamer8799
    @proelgamer8799 2 роки тому +3

    Pewdiepie has changed too much these last couple years…

  • @ЭвваМаска
    @ЭвваМаска 2 роки тому

    Albino turned into reversed LTG and never streamed after that.

  • @Cam-vz2rw
    @Cam-vz2rw 2 роки тому

    I can only hear Brimstone from Valorant when Neon White speaks

  • @screeb.3578
    @screeb.3578 2 роки тому +6

    By the will of Allah, I shall find a mod that gets rid of this dialogue

  • @Imikxd
    @Imikxd 2 роки тому

    I've played through the game without reading a single word of dialogue. Even collected and redeemed all the gifts 💀

  • @darenoon
    @darenoon Рік тому

    Glad machine girl worked on the OST

  • @NebulaIsTaken
    @NebulaIsTaken 2 роки тому

    It’s so funny that the only thing holding this game back from being a slam dunk is the awful dialogue

  • @Rainbowgamer0
    @Rainbowgamer0 2 роки тому +1

    i asked during one of the streams why albino was skiping the dialoge with out knowing the cringe

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 2 роки тому

    Steve blum right out the gate.

  • @rulamantic
    @rulamantic Рік тому +1

    Me who likes the story and dialouge (the story goes hard imo)

  • @MrNigel117
    @MrNigel117 2 роки тому

    i need to go back to speedrunning this game.

  • @zacharywoloszynski4258
    @zacharywoloszynski4258 Рік тому +1

    Dialogue is the best and worst part ever

  • @thebosstin2420
    @thebosstin2420 Рік тому

    Dialogue is definitely cringe and cheesy, but by the end of the game i was really digging the characters and the dynamic between them. I will say that the voices are done pretty well, especially white who is voiced by spike spiegel from cowboy bebop, one of the most iconic english anime vas

  • @texasred8424
    @texasred8424 2 роки тому +1

    You'd think this was a Capcom game.

  • @somedonkus9786
    @somedonkus9786 2 роки тому +1

    this video was totally hecking awesome

  • @keirbird5900
    @keirbird5900 2 роки тому

    Notice how the thumbnail looks almost identical to one of the gungeon videos?

  • @tykedopwnz
    @tykedopwnz 2 роки тому +1

    Machine Girl 👍👍👍

  • @MemeBoyDaddy
    @MemeBoyDaddy 2 роки тому +1

    Woah, Albino plays GOOD games too????

  • @unhappyrefrain2924
    @unhappyrefrain2924 Рік тому

    i came here for the machine girl music ngl

  • @chubbyhubby2065
    @chubbyhubby2065 2 роки тому +5

    The dialogue fucking sucks but the game itself is a 10/10 parkour game

  • @Shneeble_McWeevil
    @Shneeble_McWeevil 2 роки тому +1

    JESSE, I NEED YOU TO TICKLE MY TIP JESSE

  • @Kaiser25
    @Kaiser25 2 роки тому +4

    what the actual fuck, I just finished this game like 15 minutes ago.