Ant and Jim are one of the greatest teams in comedy EVER. Hopefully some day soon we'll have them back together. Jim just needs to realize that radio is his thing and stop chasing other ventures. Also, imagine Ronny B with them? An Ant Ron and Jim show would be the best thing in the world.
@@thefirmament1616 It is weird he set up these bits knowing Ant and Jim are going to be ruthlessly funny and fucked up, but he doesn't laugh and just sits there. I don't know what that's about but he gets come credit for setting it up.
What if we took Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, let’s see who else… oh Tom Brady he’s good too! Yeah that would be hilarious! Best show ever! I’d watch that derrrrrrrp
"They're special!" You know who's more special than anyone with Down Syndrome? Anyone without it. When you have a range of ability that is significantly wider, you're more unique, hate to break it to you, Dad Who Made The Wrong Choice.
Well that was 10 and a half minutes of pure joy. Ant slaughtered a few times there. He's insanely quick with punchlines. Less than 10 seconds from when Jimmy said "Hard to..." he belted out a home run. That's while letting Jimmy finish his line as well. No one in radio is that quick and very few comics.
I really miss it....god damn listening to Jimmy and Ant roll....instant tears from laughing. Listening to these 2 guys go is the only reason i use youtube
I use to work at a 7-11, 2 blocks down from an assisted living center for adults with down syndrome and other various "conditions". Water heads buying cigarettes and beer. Highly fucking comical.
Everyone has things they don't like to hear joked about, you need to understand that if you can't laugh about one thing you can't stop others from doing the same.
You are such a good example of the type of people I'm talking about. I want to see you people try to shut down something outside of your own box. I want to see a feminist try to stop a comic from making black jokes. I want to see a Mexican dude try to stop a comic from making jokes about women. I want to see someone that's affected by down syndrome try to stop comics from making gay jokes.
I am loving this playlist of "Offensive" Opie and Anthony segments but 7 or so clips in I am kind of offended that its not really that offensive. Least not to me. Its gold.
Oh hell yeah, they are hilarious and and damn some of it’s true, these so called special needs kids and adults are NOT gifts, many of them truly are a hassle and a burden especially as adults
I'm not sure why you're watching this video, let alone browsing the comment section. This show is so very clearly not for you. Do you just look for things to be "offended" by?
Oh well yeah after they test it they usually terminate the pregnancy. They’re not testing so they can plan a party. It’s not a good thing. I love it when people refer to it as a miracle because it’s the first miracle I’ve ever seen that necessitates attending a support group
@cjcrashoveride This idea that kids with Downs are "more loving" is desperate clutching at straws. Unlike some other disabled people, any sort of real achievement in life (relative to most other people) is impossible. Yes, they can learn to eat with a fork or wipe their own backsides but we all learnt these things as tiny kids. If I wanted someone to love me without complication or my needing to do anything to deserve it, I would rather get a dog- and I'm not even much of a dog lover.
I've listened to tons of O&A clips and laughed my ass off but I don't get the barber part. What do they mean? Obviously it was damn funny because usually they don't lose it like that on air lol.
And just because some comedy is made from points that the comedian believes and some is made from horrible things that pretty much no one believes in, what does it matter? Can there be only one way to do comedy? If something is presented in a comedic way, you can't say "He shouldn't say that, that's offensive." because it's funny to some people and that's all that matters when it's comedy.
Well if you're unsure why bother commenting? I mean I appreciate what your family went through is tough, but as you say it's hard to tell if what somebody says on UA-cam is the truth or not. But for the sake of conversation lets assume you weren't lying, I mean why would you? But assuming that, then I would understand why you would be affected by certain topic, but the comment you originally responded to had no malice involved whatsoever, it was merely a play on words. Hence my response.
Ant's barber line is pure gold. We miss ya buddy.
Dancing Dragon Games Lmao. Well played.
+Dancing Dragon Games 😂 well done, sir
terraLiquidus fuckin' briljant from Ant
Dancing Dragon Games nice lol
I found this to specifically hear that line 😂
i hate when opie tries to reign in ant and jims laughter. the combo of them laughing and riffing is like smooth opium
Opie was always a buzzkill
He's a small, jealous man.
Idk opie was actually okay here lol I swear you guys hate him too much
that barber joke had me on the floor
'he's the strongest kid I know'
He'd have to be to have fought off that coat hanger.
'he takes both of your coats but he's got three hangers" holy shit
I think this is my favorite line ever
I don’t think Anthony would ever be able to do stand up but he is legit one of the funniest people I’ve ever heard
Honestly being funny and doing good standup don't always go together. Jimmys stand up is funny but not as funny and he is off the cuff
Neither of you know dick about anything.
Anthony’s stand up is painfully unfunny
Some guys are just better at riffing. Patrice was good at standup, but, his real genius was just shooting the shit and ragging on people for fun.
💯
3 hangers!!! Holy fuck Ant, I nearly choked on that line.
Jimmy has the most infectious laughter ever.
I must have listened to this legendary clip hundreds of times and I've never not died of laughter. Just incredibly funny.
Waterheads are special for all the comedy they inspire.
Ant and Jim are one of the greatest teams in comedy EVER. Hopefully some day soon we'll have them back together. Jim just needs to realize that radio is his thing and stop chasing other ventures. Also, imagine Ronny B with them? An Ant Ron and Jim show would be the best thing in the world.
serious. opie never laughs while theyre going at it and dying
TheJordanChronicles the chip chipperson podacast!
@@KM-ch2wc That's so not the same, sadly.
@@thefirmament1616 It is weird he set up these bits knowing Ant and Jim are going to be ruthlessly funny and fucked up, but he doesn't laugh and just sits there. I don't know what that's about but he gets come credit for setting it up.
What if we took Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, let’s see who else… oh Tom Brady he’s good too! Yeah that would be hilarious! Best show ever! I’d watch that derrrrrrrp
"They're special!" You know who's more special than anyone with Down Syndrome? Anyone without it. When you have a range of ability that is significantly wider, you're more unique, hate to break it to you, Dad Who Made The Wrong Choice.
Haha! Not danish. Because there are few of them per definition they are very unusual, rare or "special". But not good-special, very very bad-special
Unique is a better word, but being unique does not equate to being optimal for any purpose, save, in this case, ruining family photos.
@@vincentrosethorn4886 LMAO
"Hawkbrain Pierce." "Trapped In The John." Holy shit, Ant is killing.
Well that was 10 and a half minutes of pure joy. Ant slaughtered a few times there. He's insanely quick with punchlines. Less than 10 seconds from when Jimmy said "Hard to..." he belted out a home run. That's while letting Jimmy finish his line as well. No one in radio is that quick and very few comics.
I really miss it....god damn listening to Jimmy and Ant roll....instant tears from laughing. Listening to these 2 guys go is the only reason i use youtube
Absolutely agree, sure as hell miss ant and jim, thank God for these clips
Patrice was spot on when he said Ant can access funny quicker than anyone.
"God bless em"
"Really? Did he?" xD
Anthony's finest hour.
"Give all the Jews raises!" fucking killed me hahaha
Hawk-Brain Pierce, that line just comes to me out of nowhere and I crack up. Thanks, Ant.
"Hey doc, going fishing?"
"Sort of."
"The only one it's easy on is the barber, he knows right away."
HA HA HA HA HA, Ant kills.
Does anyone remember all Ants references to people with downs having Pete Rose haircuts? Always made me laugh
Hawkbrain Pierce is genius! Lololol
I use to work at a 7-11, 2 blocks down from an assisted living center for adults with down syndrome and other various "conditions". Water heads buying cigarettes and beer. Highly fucking comical.
Taxpayer waste at its finest. Crazy not stupid.
"The only one it's easy on is the barber" Gold.
That hanger joke had me in tears. Still laughing.
Crying @ Anthony's 'he takes your coats but has an extra hanger' joke
It's clips like these that remind us Ant is a fucking quick comedic genius.
"Shoulda been a BJ Hunnicut"
HAHAHAHAHA >_
2 coats but 3 hangers???? Fcking hysterical. 🤣🤣😭😭😭 Jimmy and Ant were so so good together!!! 😭
ant is on fire. "hawk brain" pierce has made me laugh at random intervals all day today.
Ant is on fire here
Opie "of course he's into mash, thats what his brain is"
Whenever Opie is unironically funny, I feel everyone in the studio breathes a happy sigh of relief.
Ant fucking killed this day.
Like certain parents should have.
"The language of the heart"
Uncle Paul: American hero
i remember hearing this on the way to school for an exam. i was still laughing on the way in. def failed that one. sadly worth it
"ever make love to somebody before they could talk? language of the heart."
jimmy is the worst human being ever lmfao
Hawkbrain Pierce lmaooo
7:25 best moment of comedic history
Jimmy's laugh at 4:02 is hilarious!
The most loving people you'll ever meet? I didn't realize Ghandi and Mother Theresa were mellon heads.
Anthony had me on the floor from start to finish here 🤣🤣 This clip is pure gold!!
Mr Cumia at his very best..
Everyone has things they don't like to hear joked about, you need to understand that if you can't laugh about one thing you can't stop others from doing the same.
Anthony is one of the funniest fucks ever
Holy fuck this is funny. Sharp hilarious lines
i don't want ppl asking my wife if it's pete rose's child.
This is the funniest ive ever heard ant be
Spit out my water at Anthony's haircut joke
you can put ireland on that list too man, i fuckin love O and A, twice as good when they had patrice in studio too
Seriously
If a doctor told me my kid was going to be a downy Its right to the clinic and back to the drawing board
Their motto? Change comes from within.
"Where can I get a string a dem?"
LMAO ROTF HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAhAHA!!!! I shouldn't be laughing
Positive point - They make Eugenics arguments look more convincing.
One Pete rose haircut please
PS I thumbs-upped your comment; without it, I never would have checked back. Merry Christmas to all!
Opie with these two professionals is like a water pot full of poison with garden of flowers
@colslaven1 We enjoy this in England too :D
I LLLOOOVVVEEE Drowning Waterheads!!! x x x
I felt like laughing to the jokes and I wont shut up.
God, I just remember Ant was on fire that day. The only day that might've topped it was Tammy Faye.
3:58 The Dr. is flipping through the paperwork with a hanger... Get it.
They walk around pooping in their pants and eating their boogers all day. What a meaningful existance that is.
Uncle Paul at the end
@SgtBaker16 How does Paul keep the deaf mute girl from tattlin? He breaks her fingers :3
Where can I get a string of them...
You are such a good example of the type of people I'm talking about. I want to see you people try to shut down something outside of your own box. I want to see a feminist try to stop a comic from making black jokes. I want to see a Mexican dude try to stop a comic from making jokes about women. I want to see someone that's affected by down syndrome try to stop comics from making gay jokes.
Ant is the king
Barber 😭😂
Pete rose or Moe. LOL simple
I am loving this playlist of "Offensive" Opie and Anthony segments but 7 or so clips in I am kind of offended that its not really that offensive. Least not to me. Its gold.
Oh hell yeah, they are hilarious and and damn some of it’s true, these so called special needs kids and adults are NOT gifts, many of them truly are a hassle and a burden especially as adults
Can someone explain the line, Hawkbrain Pierce?
trapped in the john LMAO
I'm not sure why you're watching this video, let alone browsing the comment section. This show is so very clearly not for you.
Do you just look for things to be "offended" by?
A hanger. OMFG!!!!! XD
LOL the barber
Oh well yeah after they test it they usually terminate the pregnancy. They’re not testing so they can plan a party. It’s not a good thing. I love it when people refer to it as a miracle because it’s the first miracle I’ve ever seen that necessitates attending a support group
1:00 3:02 3:57 6:39
4:03 he takes both of your coats, but has 3 hangers..
this is gold
Flush flush flush flush!
@cjcrashoveride
This idea that kids with Downs are "more loving" is desperate clutching at straws. Unlike some other disabled people, any sort of real achievement in life (relative to most other people) is impossible. Yes, they can learn to eat with a fork or wipe their own backsides but we all learnt these things as tiny kids.
If I wanted someone to love me without complication or my needing to do anything to deserve it, I would rather get a dog- and I'm not even much of a dog lover.
This is probably Ants best performance all the way up to the lame Judas Preist line.
Where can I get a string of em...
@7477238 Because of the joke that all Down Syndrome people have the same haircut.
I've listened to tons of O&A clips and laughed my ass off but I don't get the barber part. What do they mean? Obviously it was damn funny because usually they don't lose it like that on air lol.
It's simple for the barber because they only get 1 of 2 haircut styles: the Pete rose or ???
I forget somebody say what the other one was. Thx
@anonUK Agreed entirely.
Oh Uncle Paul
@TheAjskittle Was it before, or did you change it.
The amount of material these guys have on this subject is staggering
This makes me even more pro-choice.
dear god for the life of me I can't fucking figure out the barber joke
can somebody please explain this shit? this is killing me
there's a stereotype that all mentally retarded people have buzzcuts because they are easy to manage
Lots of folks with downs syndrome have that same stupid bowl cut is the joke
9:40 LOL
@CoolerKing37 no her whole name was We've Lost All Faith but We've Lost All takes too long to say.
And just because some comedy is made from points that the comedian believes and some is made from horrible things that pretty much no one believes in, what does it matter? Can there be only one way to do comedy? If something is presented in a comedic way, you can't say "He shouldn't say that, that's offensive." because it's funny to some people and that's all that matters when it's comedy.
oh chip
Tssst... Double guns!
At least you understand what your parents went through.
Lighten up, Kayla.
@pyrix Do you realize how much humor people get out of them.
Well if you're unsure why bother commenting? I mean I appreciate what your family went through is tough, but as you say it's hard to tell if what somebody says on UA-cam is the truth or not. But for the sake of conversation lets assume you weren't lying, I mean why would you? But assuming that, then I would understand why you would be affected by certain topic, but the comment you originally responded to had no malice involved whatsoever, it was merely a play on words. Hence my response.
pete rose hairdo!!!!!!!
Say hi to your brother for me. Don't worry, he won't understand.