Well if they can explain the auto pilot to you it can land the plain for you, but the basics of flying are pretty easy to learn the specific stuff is hard to learn
I would not be an underwater welder for oil rigs. They are stuck in a tiny tin can for weeks if not months on end hundreds of feet under water with limited food/oxygen supply, they are full of helium gas as well so their voices are always high pitched and if something goes wrong, literally as simple as coming to the surface to fast they will explode or die in some horrific manner
That photo of the guy who was pulled through the door in the byford dolphin accident has pretty much dissuaded me from doing anything in the "deep seas"
the worst job i can imagine is an oncologist. Working in the medical field is stressful enough but combining that with terminally ill cancer patients sounds like hell
One worse, the child oncology unit. Average time a nurse spends in child oncology is 8-10 less years on average than any other unit. I’ve heard many stories of PTSD symptoms from doctors and nurses that work in them for an extended period on time.
There is a job replacing a lightbulb on a ridiculously high radio tower that pays 1 mil and needs to be done every 6 months. Dangerous, but the guy who does it sky dives off it to get down faster.
My grandpa never knew how to fly a plane but when the pilot got shot and killed in WWII, he ran up to the front and learned how to land it on the fly. I got to read his military records shit was wild. So pilot prolly easy
6:25 I was in a language course with a Syrian thst had to learn battlefield surgery with only 2 years med school. Surprise later was it was for the Assad army, and he was later arrested for his role in the war.
1:11 those fat globular are called Beezors and they have become more of an issue in recent years thanks to "flushable" It's understandable why ud want to use the wipes but just like the wipes used on baby's they should not be flushed down a toilet because they don't break down properly like paper towels or toilet paper would their designed to hold water without breaking easily and are quite absorbent. The term flushable just means it can physically go down the pipes of ur sewage system but has a high likelihood of destroying ur pipes due to a back up OR ur septic tank for the same reason or causing those massive sewage build ups known as Beezors. So some poor bastard has to go down there and break them up sometimes with small explosives and it's claimed the levels of quite a few people just in the US alone
As a first responder i can say 12 hour shifts fucking rule, its 4 days on 3 days on with 1 day you can work 8 hours instead, and you get 4 day weekends
I love that he went off about people breaking his hypothetical and then ends the video saying he'd just bribe a publication with the money thereby breaking his own hypothetical lol.
So many jobs I wouldn’t do for any amount of money. Body cleanup, anything associated with the military, surgeon (I have no related skills and essential tremors), or especially an Ophthalmologist (I hate eye things, would never do this), way more shit I don’t know about probably.
ive worked cashier before and personally the sewer job is likely more sanitary they probablly get hazmat suits gloves masks saftey gear and regulations you get none of that in walmart but your exposed to surprisingly the same amount of germs!
Bro is literally describing the life of Frank Abagnale Jr. Who conned panam into paying him as a pilot, a hospital into hiring him as a doctor, and passed the freaking bar exam to become a lawyer. He's the guy that Leonardo DiCaprio played in Catch Me If You Can, based on his life. Dude is a legend.
He was convicted of several counts of financial fraud but there are solid arguments that he lied about conning all those employers and was never actually hired to the interesting jobs he's claimed. He only conned the readers and Hollywood.
Unfortunately after some investigation, it turns out that frank abagnale's stories were actually fake, and he was never a fake pilot or a fake doctor or a fake lawyer. His greatest scam was doing talks convincing people that he did all that, but he actually just wrote a few bad checks and went to jail multiple times. Still not a bad con-man for convincing so many people but actually its fake. His wikipedia page has more details.
A historian recently debunked basically everything he claimed to have done. The guy was just a common bad cheque merchant... The biggest con he ever pulled was selling his story to Spielberg 😂
Most of the "hard jobs" where you cant be fired for the 10mil would be, realistically, kinda simple. For the pilot one, the company, given that they know your deal, would prob make you fly with someone actually competent, or ask you to pay for a formation so you can be half decent. For the surgeon one its prob harder since its no fun if they just ask you to never operate. Brandon's idea seems pretty doable if you're a good enough actor. Or you could fake an accident and claim memory loss or something! The fat breaker thing would probably be harder
@@clone1496I mean let's be honest, If you're a passenger plane pilot, you will fly with someone else (especially for big ones) so you're fine in that case. It's not a workaround if it's a perk of the job.
4:44 This seems like a dumb question, but it works in some scenarios. Going back to the president one, what’s stopping Congress from impeaching you as fast as possible? Do you still get the money? It’s not like you quit on your own terms.
If I had to pilot a plane for a year for 10mil everytime I get into the cockpit for the day I would just proclaim that the instruments aren't clean and then leave.
big a really said “you guys are trying the game the hypotheticals, there’s no actual money or job offer” and then proceeded to game the hypotheticals for four minutes
the reason death row is so backed up is because they don’t execute a lot of people. there’s plenty of states that don’t want it to be legal but it’s to hard for that law to be passed so they just kinda stop doing it. California executor would be chilling we’ve killed 0 people since 2006 only 13 since 1973. But people have been sentenced to death the whole time. My uncle was on the row for like 35 years before his conviction was overturned
Overturned after 35 years is wild. Jesus what is America doing convicting on such flimsy evidence and why is it taking 35 years to get cases checked? This is insane. Thankfully I don't live there 😂
I was a roofer for years and got less than 16 an hour. Through snow and ice and 100 degree weather always high enough to fall to your death or be seriously injured. No thanks. I climbed cell phone towers and had to quit to radiation poisoning because they would save money by not shutting down the towers to save money by sending grunts up for simple adjustments .
7:46 atrioc would be able to fly a small plane, he may die landing or break the landing gear, but he could fly! 8:08 you’d learn eventually, or before, what about that?
If it's you get 10 million a year for the job you could work 1 or 2 months and you'd be set for a while, if it's 10 mil after an entire year i'd still do it
it takes most flight students on average 20-30ish hours to learn how to fly a *small* plane i was always that mf that was like "yeah i could land a plane in an emergency" and then i had my first flight lesson😭😭 im almost instrument rated and now i can confidently say i cannot land any boeing or airbus dont let me try
This video by Al Jokes encapsulates this phenomenon perfectly, where Big A says he can fly a plane with alittle practice or do surgery. ua-cam.com/video/sXP-Rf0yk1c/v-deo.html
For me I'm fearful of heights and the ocean so anything that would constantly put me in that environment i could not do. So whether its a highly skilled job or even a low skilled job but in any realm that requires heights whether its flying or repairing thigs at heights and then anything to do with the ocean whether its working on ships or yachts etc i couldn't do no matter how much you paid me. Coz my fear would constantly overcome me i'd basically get fired for not showing up. They would need to get me a psychologist or something lol before they even think about giving me the one mil
If you don't try to find loopholes this is kind of a fun hypothetical. I think the $10M is too much though. $1M a year is far better. The surgeon one is interesting. How many people would take the job of a surgeon without the skills just for the money? Would you risk others lives? Would you try to BS the entire year?
The worst part about the president thing is that you then have to have secret service around you for the rest of your life. As someone who likes to go to concerts and do drugs, having secret service monitoring me, plus the fact that you are then in the public eye and a known face would really change the rest of my life in an unwelcome way
Technically there's jobs like... being a hitman. So in this hypothetical your job could be to kill your entire family. I guess technically you could just purposely be bad at your job... bur you get my point. If we're talking about realism... I'd say yes to almost anything even if it endangered my life. It'd have to be incredibly dangerous or go against my morals for me to deny it. Even if the job was to be a personal punching bag for a heavyweight boxer. You need more like $3M+ now to retire comfortably... maybe more like 5M with future inflation... so $1M would have me debating some jobs. It could have a high chance of injury which would mean later down the road I'd be screwed. But the $10M? Yeah, that's retire money. That's me enjoying the rest of my life without financial stress or worry. I have simple needs. $10M would last me forever. I'd probably spend $50-100k a year. I'd barely be losing money since most of my money would just be for making interest.
Executioner is the one I'm confused. How is the executioner the one responsible for the death? Even as someone who's against death penalty, I not get how it guilts the one doing it. Maybe I'm a a sociopath but I don't think I'll feel any guilt. Although this is still a hypothetical so...
Frontline streamer is a thing, but now imagine adding AI to the frontline too. Human streamer gotta go the extra mile now... or change the game, cause AI always plays the algorithm game.
As long as data brokers are allowed to collect my information and sell it to my employers I don't want to work for anyone. I wouldn't take a million dollars to work for anyone if it meant that all my co-workers get to know everything about me.
I genuinely believe I could fly a 747 in an emergency actually. It's my "fight a bear" thing
I just wanted to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.
Stoopid
I think that with the automation, plus contact with ATC, you’d most likely just have an extremely rough/light crash landing
Well if they can explain the auto pilot to you it can land the plain for you, but the basics of flying are pretty easy to learn the specific stuff is hard to learn
Lmao, I get that reference. You got that dog in you
It’s insane he can argue how he can easily pick up surgery and then loses his mind at chat thinking they would be able to fly a plane
Yea I don't think he was joking, especially when is reasoning was "watched a lot of House"
pls learn how to hear a joke correctly
@@mpc1226 its a joke man he was joking both atrioc and the comment above you .
@@asterixdxpls learn how a joke works
@@clubpenguincheate100 bro r u serious
I would not be an underwater welder for oil rigs. They are stuck in a tiny tin can for weeks if not months on end hundreds of feet under water with limited food/oxygen supply, they are full of helium gas as well so their voices are always high pitched and if something goes wrong, literally as simple as coming to the surface to fast they will explode or die in some horrific manner
Yeah saturation diving is undeniably terrifying.
And when you get stuck in the pipes, your company will let you die even if that takes days so yeah, they can keep their black liquid
That photo of the guy who was pulled through the door in the byford dolphin accident has pretty much dissuaded me from doing anything in the "deep seas"
but they get internet fame tho
fr, they also die at 35 on average
"you can't just cheat a hypothetical"
proceeds to cheat the rest of the hypotheticals
My jaw was on the floor listening to him do EXACTLY the two things he yelled at the chatter for during the surgeon hypothetical 😂
@@StarsongKeyyeah lol
@@StarsongKey yeah but that was a joke? why does nobody understand the difference
the worst job i can imagine is an oncologist. Working in the medical field is stressful enough but combining that with terminally ill cancer patients sounds like hell
One worse, the child oncology unit. Average time a nurse spends in child oncology is 8-10 less years on average than any other unit. I’ve heard many stories of PTSD symptoms from doctors and nurses that work in them for an extended period on time.
Bruh, my partner does this for like 40 bucks an hour 😭
@@heyboxgamingplease check up on them☠️☠️
@@heyboxgamingi mean if you make 80k a year minimum its worth it rightttt
Being an ass doctor is worse
Underwater welder or window cleaner for highrise apartments are the two I would never do for any amount of money.
I can’t imagine being a window cleaner on massive buildings. Sounds terrifying
A job as an underwater window cleaner sounds like a super easy job.
I actually did the window cleaning for exactly one year. It's very safe as long as you don't intentionally do stupid stuff. Can be quite fun too.
@@TheSonicstarNice Try Diddy
Atrioc getting mad at a chatter for trying to break the hypothetical, then spending the rest of the clip breaking every hypothetical pitched to him
There is a job replacing a lightbulb on a ridiculously high radio tower that pays 1 mil and needs to be done every 6 months. Dangerous, but the guy who does it sky dives off it to get down faster.
Big A's first question is stupidly easy to answer. The Answer is Yes. I would not be a pro football or Basketball player for a measly 1 mil a year.
My grandpa never knew how to fly a plane but when the pilot got shot and killed in WWII, he ran up to the front and learned how to land it on the fly. I got to read his military records shit was wild. So pilot prolly easy
6:25 I was in a language course with a Syrian thst had to learn battlefield surgery with only 2 years med school.
Surprise later was it was for the Assad army, and he was later arrested for his role in the war.
Jesus christ
We need a “Trying Surgery For the First Time” Mr. Beast style Atrioc video where he goes from botox up to brain surgery
For the plane one, there is a co pilot right so you can just learn from them.
“Is there a job, right now, on planet earth” yeah
I have enough hours in flight sim that I know how to use most of the controls in a 747. Id really love to see if it would actually translate lol
1:11 those fat globular are called Beezors and they have become more of an issue in recent years thanks to "flushable"
It's understandable why ud want to use the wipes but just like the wipes used on baby's they should not be flushed down a toilet because they don't break down properly like paper towels or toilet paper would their designed to hold water without breaking easily and are quite absorbent.
The term flushable just means it can physically go down the pipes of ur sewage system but has a high likelihood of destroying ur pipes due to a back up OR ur septic tank for the same reason or causing those massive sewage build ups known as Beezors.
So some poor bastard has to go down there and break them up sometimes with small explosives and it's claimed the levels of quite a few people just in the US alone
they lost exp for our sins 😭
An easy trick for anything that advertises itself as flushable: if it is wet within the intended packaging then it is not flushable.
@@lukasmuller1274HAHAHAAHAHAH
As a first responder i can say 12 hour shifts fucking rule, its 4 days on 3 days on with 1 day you can work 8 hours instead, and you get 4 day weekends
I love that he went off about people breaking his hypothetical and then ends the video saying he'd just bribe a publication with the money thereby breaking his own hypothetical lol.
So many jobs I wouldn’t do for any amount of money. Body cleanup, anything associated with the military, surgeon (I have no related skills and essential tremors), or especially an Ophthalmologist (I hate eye things, would never do this), way more shit I don’t know about probably.
0:01 anything but satring at wall for 8 hourd
Guy who changes the lightbulbs on top of the towers that warn airplanes. Has an insane mortality rate.
ive worked cashier before and personally the sewer job is likely more sanitary they probablly get hazmat suits gloves masks saftey gear and regulations you get none of that in walmart but your exposed to surprisingly the same amount of germs!
Bro is literally describing the life of Frank Abagnale Jr. Who conned panam into paying him as a pilot, a hospital into hiring him as a doctor, and passed the freaking bar exam to become a lawyer. He's the guy that Leonardo DiCaprio played in Catch Me If You Can, based on his life. Dude is a legend.
He was convicted of several counts of financial fraud but there are solid arguments that he lied about conning all those employers and was never actually hired to the interesting jobs he's claimed. He only conned the readers and Hollywood.
Unfortunately after some investigation, it turns out that frank abagnale's stories were actually fake, and he was never a fake pilot or a fake doctor or a fake lawyer.
His greatest scam was doing talks convincing people that he did all that, but he actually just wrote a few bad checks and went to jail multiple times. Still not a bad con-man for convincing so many people but actually its fake. His wikipedia page has more details.
Dude is a liar and a fraud. He never did any of that.
A historian recently debunked basically everything he claimed to have done. The guy was just a common bad cheque merchant...
The biggest con he ever pulled was selling his story to Spielberg 😂
@esmee honestly that makes me like him even more😭
Kamikaze pilot
Most of the "hard jobs" where you cant be fired for the 10mil would be, realistically, kinda simple.
For the pilot one, the company, given that they know your deal, would prob make you fly with someone actually competent, or ask you to pay for a formation so you can be half decent.
For the surgeon one its prob harder since its no fun if they just ask you to never operate. Brandon's idea seems pretty doable if you're a good enough actor. Or you could fake an accident and claim memory loss or something!
The fat breaker thing would probably be harder
Also my whole comment is kinda against the whole hypothetical but I do not rly give a shit
@@clone1496I mean let's be honest, If you're a passenger plane pilot, you will fly with someone else (especially for big ones) so you're fine in that case. It's not a workaround if it's a perk of the job.
4:44
This seems like a dumb question, but it works in some scenarios. Going back to the president one, what’s stopping Congress from impeaching you as fast as possible? Do you still get the money? It’s not like you quit on your own terms.
4:03 tom cruise chat
If I had to pilot a plane for a year for 10mil everytime I get into the cockpit for the day I would just proclaim that the instruments aren't clean and then leave.
big a really said “you guys are trying the game the hypotheticals, there’s no actual money or job offer” and then proceeded to game the hypotheticals for four minutes
I could fly a plane. I could not perform surgery.
the reason death row is so backed up is because they don’t execute a lot of people. there’s plenty of states that don’t want it to be legal but it’s to hard for that law to be passed so they just kinda stop doing it. California executor would be chilling we’ve killed 0 people since 2006 only 13 since 1973. But people have been sentenced to death the whole time. My uncle was on the row for like 35 years before his conviction was overturned
Overturned after 35 years is wild. Jesus what is America doing convicting on such flimsy evidence and why is it taking 35 years to get cases checked?
This is insane. Thankfully I don't live there 😂
8:00 yes
Do we assume we get training or are we just good at the job from the offset?
I was a roofer for years and got less than 16 an hour. Through snow and ice and 100 degree weather always high enough to fall to your death or be seriously injured. No thanks. I climbed cell phone towers and had to quit to radiation poisoning because they would save money by not shutting down the towers to save money by sending grunts up for simple adjustments .
He described our presidency
most plane crashes do end in death im pretty sure
US averages 10-20 death row executions a year out of about 2,500 (low effeciency)
7:46 atrioc would be able to fly a small plane, he may die landing or break the landing gear, but he could fly! 8:08 you’d learn eventually, or before, what about that?
How do we get him to play ms flight sim to see if he can do it.
If it's you get 10 million a year for the job you could work 1 or 2 months and you'd be set for a while, if it's 10 mil after an entire year i'd still do it
it takes most flight students on average 20-30ish hours to learn how to fly a *small* plane
i was always that mf that was like "yeah i could land a plane in an emergency" and then i had my first flight lesson😭😭 im almost instrument rated and now i can confidently say i cannot land any boeing or airbus dont let me try
Some of us really are just built different.
live on mars for a year
I played flight simulator once at a friends house 12 years ago. Id easily land that 747. They cant stop me.
This video by Al Jokes encapsulates this phenomenon perfectly, where Big A says he can fly a plane with alittle practice or do surgery. ua-cam.com/video/sXP-Rf0yk1c/v-deo.html
For me I'm fearful of heights and the ocean so anything that would constantly put me in that environment i could not do. So whether its a highly skilled job or even a low skilled job but in any realm that requires heights whether its flying or repairing thigs at heights and then anything to do with the ocean whether its working on ships or yachts etc i couldn't do no matter how much you paid me. Coz my fear would constantly overcome me i'd basically get fired for not showing up. They would need to get me a psychologist or something lol before they even think about giving me the one mil
1 in 7 people are executed and later found to be innocent
Raytheon employee
If you don't try to find loopholes this is kind of a fun hypothetical. I think the $10M is too much though. $1M a year is far better.
The surgeon one is interesting. How many people would take the job of a surgeon without the skills just for the money? Would you risk others lives? Would you try to BS the entire year?
This is what Francesco Schettino did, isn’t it?
Bro every time I try to watch stream he’s listening to music or waffling. I can only do clips
What about kamikaze pilot
I would literally kill myself for 10 million USD. (Or roughly 103 million Swedish Crowns)
I wish us sewer workers got paid even half a million. Pay is okay but Lord do people hate giving any money to infrastructure
another fire clip big a
What about mortician for a million a year?
I would be president for free, i have some ideas.
Fart Sniffer ¢38 a week
I accept when do I start
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Being a degenerate social media influencer. Couldn’t sleep at night feeling all grimey
The worst part about the president thing is that you then have to have secret service around you for the rest of your life. As someone who likes to go to concerts and do drugs, having secret service monitoring me, plus the fact that you are then in the public eye and a known face would really change the rest of my life in an unwelcome way
They literally found cocaine in the white house this year, you're good
Technically there's jobs like... being a hitman. So in this hypothetical your job could be to kill your entire family. I guess technically you could just purposely be bad at your job... bur you get my point.
If we're talking about realism... I'd say yes to almost anything even if it endangered my life. It'd have to be incredibly dangerous or go against my morals for me to deny it. Even if the job was to be a personal punching bag for a heavyweight boxer.
You need more like $3M+ now to retire comfortably... maybe more like 5M with future inflation... so $1M would have me debating some jobs. It could have a high chance of injury which would mean later down the road I'd be screwed. But the $10M? Yeah, that's retire money. That's me enjoying the rest of my life without financial stress or worry.
I have simple needs. $10M would last me forever. I'd probably spend $50-100k a year. I'd barely be losing money since most of my money would just be for making interest.
yes
lol just fund a research team and skim the rest
Would any of you go to Afghanistan for 10 million dollars?
Yeah I can fix it
Executioner is the one I'm confused. How is the executioner the one responsible for the death? Even as someone who's against death penalty, I not get how it guilts the one doing it. Maybe I'm a a sociopath but I don't think I'll feel any guilt. Although this is still a hypothetical so...
Frontline streamer is a thing, but now imagine adding AI to the frontline too. Human streamer gotta go the extra mile now... or change the game, cause AI always plays the algorithm game.
holy shit I cant wait to watch ai robot streams on the frontline fighting other ai robots
ragh
Bruh work in software for 2h a day for a top salary
You didn't get the video at all, did you?
I wouldn’t work nearly any jobs for 1,000,000 or even 10,000,000.
As long as data brokers are allowed to collect my information and sell it to my employers I don't want to work for anyone. I wouldn't take a million dollars to work for anyone if it meant that all my co-workers get to know everything about me.
Skill issue lmao