Massive Kale Salad Challenge (Morgan's back)
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- Опубліковано 4 сер 2016
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Couldn't make it out to the Kale Eating event, so figured I'd bring the kale home!
1 Epic Lemon Olive Oil Kale Salad w/ Parmesan Cheese, Asiago Cheese, and Cranberries.
For those wondering, yes, I bought alittle too much Kale..
ENJOY!!!
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Dude just started performing photosynthesis after this video
Lmao underrated comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chrolophil ain't ready
Lmao 😂😂
LOLLLLLLL
Did my man just eat a forest
*YAS*
😂😂😂😂
Small amount of a million leaves.
Also 🗿
I laughed to much at this comment.
Doctor: am worried about your diet, you should eat some veggies
Matt: say no more
🤣🤣O MELHOR COMENTÁRIO QUE JÁ LI ATÉ AGORA
so no MO
LMAO
He ate the whole forest
Jokes on you he went to college to be a nutritionist
Mr Beast:let us plant 20 million trees
Matt stonie: how about we eat 20 million of them
Best comment of the day
lmao😂
Just scroll and found *1 day ago*
Lool
I found one from a month ago 🙄🙄🙄🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Finally a video from matt stonie that doesn't make me hungry
Creep Kodails salad is so good, but I prefer meat and fish
marian roberto I am Italian and I like a lot broccoli
@marian roberto broccoli is good
@marian roberto kale and broccoli are one of the most healthiest food
@marian roberto broccoli is good idk what you're talking about
His body was probably like “FINALLY”
Kale is toxic so more like FML
And we wonder why he doesn't get fat😂😂😂
@@tinaknox2458 Huh? Where are you getting this information? Alcohol is toxic... You are misinformed/trolling
@@fireice8 Preferably organically grown, not conventional due to pesticide residues
@@tinaknox2458 Whatever you eat on a daily basis is far more toxic than kale, lol.
His expressions and T-shirt is justifying how much he is enjoying his food
🤣🤣🤣🤣Best Comment
Lol
😂😭🤣😆
@@gurihabib5900 fr
Imagine if he included the calorie count.
"Ok so we have a lemon olive oil kale salad weighing in at a massive 4 pounds, and a whopping 7 calories."
He put like 2 pounds of cheese on it lol, it's probably more like 6000 calories
When your mom told you to eat healthy, this is not what she meant
Lady Horror but you’re the one that probably still lives with there mom
Lady Horror baby steps
Jamari VFX why are you salty?
Jamari VFX Their*
Jamari VFX you're
A whopping total of 94 calories
parker bronson 887*
@@jenm1
-_-
Verix L i checked. are you ok?
Verix L Just making sure pal
@@jenm1 you see, there's something called a joke.....you should check it out because you've obviously never heard of one
“The trees are blocking our views”
Matt stonie : Not a problem
Me wondering why the trees came with cheese
@@mobilegod8365 seasoning
@@found_jason3648 cheese season. Once every year they harvest it from the cheese trees
@@found_jason3648 here I am
M
For a second I thought he's eating Christmas tree
Girl or boy apparently he was...
Santa didnt gift him...
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i thought this was pot
Same hahahaa
I thought it was weed
Doc: You should start eating healthy
Matt:
Doc: how much do you eat healthy yesterday
Matt: Yes
Army??
C-Heart Gabriel shut the fuck up
kal yay
@Lancy Dsouza you are sucks
On this episode Matt stonie becomes “Matt stonier” by eating 35 pounds of marijuana.
Matt stoned
Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you’re thinking of my father, he still has his day job
@@walterjr.7100 lol
Its mad stoner
@Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you will simply be respecting me by calling me the name of little Walter
His toilet is gonna look like a green swamp...
What are you doin in my swamp
Eater Of worlds Hey i wanted to type that
Swamps are green
lazy ass b*tch this comment is so under rated
Shid, I thought swamps were orange.
*10+ lbs of pasta, pizza, burgers, cookies, ice cream*
Matt: "Easy"
*4lbs of healthy kale*
Matt: *dies*
Much more volume
That because kale is toxic and taste nasty than burned food
@@kalebsimpson433 "kale is toxic" what
@@pessinieminen4341 kale is bitter to humans cause they are not supposed to eat it, if its not toxic try to eat half a kilo of raw kale with nothing else. its common sense
@@pessinieminen4341 you know, like those annoying fortnite kids that think their cool.
Don't take that seriously 😂
Morgan's countdown :
Ten
Nye
Ate
Sev
Sick
Fie
Fo
Thee
Two
One
Hahaha
XD
Classic hahahahha
lmao
go= O!
when you dont eat greends for a year and try to make up for it..
greens*
ayu 98 ahahahahahahhaha
ayu 98 ehhehheheehh
ayu 98 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
Lol
Mom: eat your damn veggies or I'll take away your ps4
Me:
That is allot of veggies tho
Get a job and buy your own damn PS4 lol
@@afrog2666 man.... he is just trying to be funny
To all the new Matt Stonie fans out there.
This is the healthiest and the only healthy video you'll ever see in his video
I think u forgot about the greek salad and wampa fruit challenge!!!!
@@parthsinghdeopa2224 wampa fruit was made just recently. This comment was made 4 months ago dude lmao.
@@et4949 But I read this comment 1 week ago!!!!
Coincidentally, kale has killed a few people. Eating too much too often cucks your body.
@@et4949 "you'll ever see" OP did this to himself.
that's how half of the Amazon forest vanished...
TheStoner 😂😂😂😂
Omg 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Trust me it takes more land to make a pound of beef
TheStoner ahahahaha nice
"A little bit of kale"
We got ourselves a comedian
ClearlyItsNick 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Momish 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Momish 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Am I the only one that imagines the type of Bowel movements made after these, all those greens... must’ve looked like a frog pond
Yup
Bowel movements... bruh you sound like Sheldon Cooper
bowel movement’s 😂
Ohigedid91 XBOX and his vomit going to look green to
So that’s where the amazon went
Yep into Matt's stomach 😂
So underated
@Myriad Montaine Professional Cat K
@Myriad Montaine Professional Cat don't mind me. I'm just acting retarded
Underrated af
Dude. Half of the words Morgan says in this video...are not actual words. LMAO your brother is great.
lol tru😂😂😂
Yoy made me night
+TaeTae has jams still cute thou
+wham burger french cry fuck u!!!!
+wham burger french cry So you're just mad because his bro get to get out of the house unlike you staying home your whole life. 😂😂👍🏻
Matt stone seems like the most chill guy ever, I wanna hang out with him
Action Cast Studios just whatever you do...don't go to a restaurant of any sort with him..
Action Cast Studios if this is what you consider chill..
even I want to hang out with him
Kakashi Hatake unless he is paying lol
Action Cast Studios yeah, I mean he co-created south park!
“Is this healthy?”
“Yesn’t”
Mr.beast: plants 20 million trees
Matt: I’m about to end this whole man’s career
Plot twist: he *ate* the 20 million trees....
@@uploading2memeseverydayunt389 wise word
That much Kale must be like dragging a christmas tree through your colon. Grim.
Boabywankenobi It's only 65g of fiber.
Straw Baby oh shit
@@jenm1 ooh for real? Damn looks like I'm gonna be eating a bag of Kale a day then lmao
yo when your girl recorded that 12 krispy kreme donut challenge it felt awkward. I felt like the third wheel
I don't care doggy person
OK It's doggo
OK also Saitama is my dream daddy if you get fisted by him. You won't get fisted again.
k
SENSEI
“How a man started making his own food using photosynthesis”
The comment section's GOLD. KEEP ON SCROLLING DUDE.
Bet
"Dinosaurs ate this stuff
You can too"
Best motivational quote of the year!
Dinosaurs ate this stuff
That's why they go extinct!
Dinosaurs didn't have fancy cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️🐴🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🇳🇿🇿🇦
"Dinosaurs died
You can too"
Best suicidal quote
Ortis Cose y so many emojis lmao
@@orang9407 sorry mate just felt like having alot of them in the comment.🤙👈.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
you ate more kale then i eat in life time
Sierra WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Malik Townsend k
Crimson King so none to be precise?
Insane, I've never seen anybody eat 50 calories' worth of kale before
Well, at least it's a healthy challenge.
yeah looks like most of Matt's challenges are ultra unhealthy! interesting to see a healthy one.
I don't think this much of anything is healthy
+CHASE B how?
What about Spinach?
CHASE B You have to cook it first, some things are just better when you cook them
My crush: I'm vegan
Me:
4:33
@@jonothanchavez3345 C R O N C H
This video
Angel Bella Rose he put cheese on it
Vegans don't eat cheese
Was I the only one that thought he was eating a bunch of weed 😂😂
Me too lmao
came here looking if anyone else thought this lol
@@BlazeWill me 😁
Matt Stoner
@@sharpshooter9407 lmao😂
Mr Beast: We planted 20 million trees.
Matt Stonie: **ate them**
Stolen comment?
@@jonathanhelland5791 OMG I JUST FOUND IT, I NEVER SAW😑😑
U mean *sheeba* ?
lol
Gabrielius in that case, you’re good bro
Mom: Eat your vegetables Matt.
Matt: No
Mom: *Pulls a gun*
Matt:
Lol more like sharpening her knife like in Shin Chan comic. 😂
Matt goes big with a passive/aggressive salad and Mom never bothers him again.
So mom forced him to eat toxic food like kale
Hahahaha
Every time I watch these videos I end up craving whatever you're eating....not this time! LOL
Hahaha same!
Kale is good in soup, that's it
lol fr
that's actually hella good
ikr, gross. Too healthy for me
“Comon, the dinosaurs ate this stuff...you can too” had me dying 😂. Straight up facts!
Imagine if all population on earth were Matt stonie.
Food shortage
"Mo"gan is back
like if you get that joke
Nope
Get out
it's a flat earth
More mo mo mo mom mo
I don't get it.
Goddamn u ate a bush bro
Keone Fatiaki lmfao
Keone Fatiaki Please, Everyone, always treat Everyone and Everything with kindness, love and respect. Please always remember, Jesus is always there for you, no matter what! Please open your hearts to love and please find Jesus!!!!!!!
J_Dog 247 off with your bs
Definitely flusha You're the bs.
Mimi Chan damn, another religious guy
Shrek wondering where his swamp went
Matt:
When i saw the thumbnail i was like, dude thats a frickin Christmas tree
I just wanted to thank you for not making me hungry this time.
You must be fat
@@pure_dastokelys6380 damn👍
Jessie A lol fr
Niko Bellic are you bad or naw
I know you're hungry
You did not get a "Little bit of Kale" you got a fucking Tree.
fuck yourself
+carson necessary calm down you crazy fuck
XTRA Mubz You do not know how long I was laughing at this 😂
Kale is so disgusting, lettuce gang where u at
Don't you mean *c r u n c h y w a t e r g a n g?*
Yessss lettuce for da win
Cabbage is better cuz it lasts longer
Kale is delicious if you know how to prepare it.
Steam yo kale and its instantly 100x better
That ain't no salad, that's a whole ass bush
He's Back.
+Nariah Scott he^^
30 S'mores in 60 seconds try that
Zip it pal
Do a huge Chili cheese dog coney challenge
Try to eat 500 large marshmallows
Mom: Matt, what happen to my Kale garden?
Matt:
Matt: 5:26
My man morgan never fails to make me laugh with his laugh
It’s great to see you back Morgan 🙌🏾
"Fah"
"Foh"
"Thee"
"Too"
"Wuh"
HHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHSH TRUE
Wuh????
@@JustKhanh39 yep, he said "wuh"
You forgot
"Gop"
Haha bro I luaghed my ass off when I herd that 😂😂😂
Vegans **heavy breathing**
metallicak5 Cheese
Im vegan. Im breathing fine i think? And there is cheese
@@CB-yu2tn its a joke mate.
@@maniaclrobot totally triggered
Lmao gotta uphold the vegan stereotype by being unnecessarily triggered
If he were an vegan, say bye bye to world forests.
Matt Stonie: Today we're going to be trying a little bit of kale.
Also Matt: *Brings out a Mount Everest of kale*
MY NIGGA MORGAN
fuck morgan
ha
+I HOPE ALL GOOGLE BASTARDS DIE A PAINFULL DEATH fuck you
+I HOPE ALL GOOGLE BASTARDS DIE A PAINFULL DEATH well f u to
😂
Our Lord Morgan is back! Let us rejoice in the comment section!
Amen
Amen
Amen 🙌
Amen
Amen
I love kale. The way my mom does it is lovely. She grilles it with red chilli peppers and a bit of lemon. Very good and healthy.
Watching this at 1am enjoying it without my stomach whinning😂
You really need to film yourself at an all you can eat buffet and just eat all that shit!
Holy shit good idea
They would kick him out 😂
All you can eat sushi
nice idea
Lol fr
even the shirt is unhappy.. :)
Reminded me of a Christmas tree when it was done
If I was a competitive eater like Matt Stonie, I would do this challenge 3 times a week simply as practice for chewing and jaw strength. This salad is light light light in stomach density but demands strength and stamina in the chewing muscles 💪🏼 and is probably tiring AF!
With practice here weekly Matt Stonie would improve his absolute ability to chew faster and more quick as his stomach can take massive amounts already! He will find benefit in this type of practice.
Matt build a forest in his stomach
And the toilet will get a swamp
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also a strong immune system
gg .space built
No one :
Me feeling guilty after my cheat day: 😂
Matt’s doctor “eat healthier” Matt: becomes a goat and eats a dense forest worth of kale
Me a week before summer
@@aa-vg6rn .
bend over 🙄
So relatable 😂😂😂 😂
You guys are honestly annoying, I know it's a joke but I have a lot of woman friends and they receive this everywhere, that's why most woman prefer playing alone on games like on Xbox or ps4 because they constantly get harasses by 12 year olds and guys who finally caught there first symptoms of puberty at 20 with the same sexual jokes, and all I can ask is please chill out, they probably receive enough of it everyday if they are talking with other men online.
@@aa-vg6rn not a lie but ok, your actions show how you treat woman
"7, 6, fi, fo, thee, 2, poop, go!"
Morgan's the best
+Joyita Darling ikr
+Joyita Darling yes
lmao i love Morgan
+Mandar Khandekar do you want to marry him them ???:)📞📞📞📞
The cutting sounded so satisfying
They say the number 1 threat to forest isn't fire.. it's Matt Stonie.
Came here cause Morgan's back
hail ghost
hail ghost
Morgan's voice sustains me
same >:D
where was morgan
Wasnt gonna watch this till I read that Morgan was back
+Jacob Raven Lol, same!
right
me too.
its a good marketing gimmick, now he just needs to bring morgan "back" every week for a ton of views
Broham ma boi Morgan is da bomb
The dude ate a whole tree all to himself. 🙃😌
0:16 that was so cute 😂 “moooo”
Someone should make a video of just Morgan laughing "uhgn uhgn uhgn"
norfy they already have that
IAmLegendProductions Name?
LOL
seven, six, fa, fo, thri, to,wuk, go
OMG HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seven, six, fa, fo, thri, to, wuk, O
Althewahyu omg yeahh
LOOOLLL
Gotta love him
normally food video made me hungry bt matt stonie video doesn't make me hungry.🤣🤣
That actually looks really good!!
When mom says finish your vegetables 😂😂
Set for life
I was going to say that lol
@@firedove9536 your late tho.....FOR A YEAR
@@justadudepassingby5716 you're a year late to reply
@@user-nb4cg8lk2g you're months late to reply on my reply
Wait what
1 day later, the best poop you've ever had.
Joshua Martin super green Hahaha
more like 30 minutes later lol
Joshua Martin use it as fertilizer
Joshua Martin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
I don’t think I have ever seen Matt Stonie struggle to eat something before🤣🙈
When you see matt's thumbnail you know its not clickbait
Who else clicked because of Morgan?
Lol harsh
wht happend to him
***** BRO IT'S JUST A PRANK!
+wham burger french cry Evil.
yay. We missed him
dude, im a fan lol , you should make a video at a buffet until they kick you out
☝️
+Tatiana Cendejas 👆
+LittleNini 123 🖕🏿
☝
agreeed with this guy
The thumbnail looks like "im going to eat 5 kilos of marihuana"
It’s like Matt’s used to choking, it doesn’t scare him when it happens
Fun Fact :
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If you mixed kale with Olive oil it'll be easier to scrape it to the garbage.
zacter lol😂😂
ok
Thank you that was very helpful
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in kale.
@@madelyngrace7762 what?
You can beat a cow in this competition
😂😂😂😂
Yo mama dont eat kale bro
cows eat very very slowly lol
Alexx's Solo channel Yeah man,I agree it is because of cellulose and their digestive system....
@@mister-understood No cow eats 9kg in 1 hour.
Mat stone eats salad:
Me while eating 2 chocolate bars:
Why is nobody talking about the fact that kale is super brutal to digest and this is such a high volume of it 😰
Bravo to your GI tract, sir.
After all that kale, he is now immortal.
Finally ... a matt stonie video that didnt make me hungry
It still made me hungry
CJW21 I lov cheese, so I was only hungry cos of dat cheese
CJW21 still made me hungry
never tasted kale
domingo catindig flavorless consistency of cardboard, incredibly dry for a vegetable , bitter aftertaste
Kevin Gao Sounds like you're doing something wrong
The Healthiest challenge I ever seen in UA-cam
Imagine eating that whole thing and after that his friend realize that he didn't press the record button 😂
How original
@@mightwork7580 ?
He will eat again for sure.
Everyone:man finally a video that doesn’t make me hungry
Vegans: *becomes world hunger itself*
Vegetarian
It was vegetarian and not vegan
Insanity CPS they don’t, they’re completely different things. Ones a diet for a start.
@@insanitycps1235 vegetarian means you don't eat meat or fish, vegan means you don't eat any animal products (eggs, milk, etc.)
That shirt is clearly a sign that morgan is holding he as a hostage. Somebody send the cops there
😂😂😂
Knock knock
Anybody else hear "help me"?
+joseph10097 😂😂😂😂😭😭
Anyone see the finger telling Matt what to do??