Top Tier Yogscast Jokes
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- some of these i've had on my pc for years and i didn't know what to do with them lol
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The counting sheep joke will always be one of my favorite
Ben was on fire that stream. There was another bit where Lewis asks Ben why he isn't bothered by Lewis expanding towards him, and Ben very nonchalantly replies "... cuz you're not a threat."
Yea this was such a witty joke by Ben, I remember the first time I watched it I didn't even react until after Duncan's delayed reaction haha
@@bierrollerful Which year jingle jam was it ? trying to find it at the moment to rewatch
@@alexhunt444 Video: Yogscast Jingle Jam 2020 - Day 7 Highlights
Timestamp: 25:08
@@bierrollerful Ben is just straight up savage sometime.
Their discussion about the poisonous tree around 4:20 reminds me of the Uncle Iroh meme of debating the poisonous flower.
Delectable tea, or deadly poison?
I assumed he was referencing it
The clips make it seem as though the Bees are released in TTT when someone gets too raunchy.
Lewis really got Simon at the end there
I really appreciate that I haven't seen a lot of these before
4:06
Delectable tea or deadly poison? 🤔
I figured it out 🥴
5:41 alex really got that jimmy carr laugh XD
With Shadows joke about the oldest joke. I actually have the world's oldest joke known yet. It's an ancient Sumerian joke, about 6 thousand years old i think. "A dog (could be translated as medium to large sized animal, could be a dog to a lion) walks into a bar (could be a bar, brothel, hotel, or restaurant or all at the same time) looks around (by looking around, it more likely means searching through cupboards as restaurants of the time, sold the food in clay cupboards.) And says, "I guess I'll go with this one." (We don't really understand what the dog means by this, is he saying the food service is bad or he doesn't like the women?)
and it was all downhill from there
Some corrections: that’s not really the oldest joke, it’s just one of the oldest. The oldest is (roughly) “since time immemorial, nothing is as true as a maiden farting in her husband’s lap.” And the dog joke is actually the following and doesn’t really work well in English:
“A dog walks to a tavern (the Sumerians had a lot of jokes about dogs doing human things, so ignore it being a dog). He looks around. He can’t see anything. He should open them.” The Sumerian verb for seeing, literally translates to “to open one’s eyes,” and for not seeing is “to close one’s eyes/have eyes closed.” So the joke is a pun on the dog needing to open his eyes to see and also open the tavern.
Source: a half remembered twitter thread of a Sumerologist working through the translation
They actually told this joke in a really old TTT
Aww, I miss the Tom and Lydia videos…
Didn't Tom upload new ones a few weeks ago?
@@handsomecaveman if he did I missed it !
@@EdinMike alright maybe a few months. But there was a bunch of them. Quiz Time and others. Lydia's a bit of a regular on Mystery Quest, too.
@@handsomecaveman I think the last video I saw of the dynamic duo was the “Where’s Larry” Wally spin off at the start of the year. Been too long 😕
Fantastic compilation! Love these.
Of course he loves his check book it reminds him of all the money he got from yogventures
Hey Drakon, I'm looking for an old clip of simon maybe you or a commenter knows what I'm looking for.
It's a clip of Simon and Harry, and probably the rest of chilluminati aswell. I think they're playing GTA5 in the background. Simon is making a 'apology video' in advance, in case he needs one in the future (or something like that). Harry tells him to look sad into the camera, and Simon does this. Then Harry tells Simon to say something offensive, and Simon says 'the n-word' (not actually of course).
The final clip in this video: ua-cam.com/video/KW8ACNHLCbU/v-deo.htmlsi=VfSW99Wyr7cuMyKt
One of my favourites is Boba's "This is a no bee bar, it's an Ar"
Leave it to Lewis to be upset he's not allowed to eat one rare, specific poisonous tree.
Dude, we get it, you're vegan. Chill.
I feel called out by that first one 😅
Dr. Sips-respect didnt age too well
Good times.
what was that games ravs was playing at 11:30
Satisfactory
Anyone know what game Spiff and Potato were playing at 8:19? Looks cool.
Imagine Earth
14:55 I don’t recognize the girls here. Were they just part of that specific event or are they staff?
They are called Hat Films!
I believe they were Olympic medalists?
Those 2 girls are the 2020 Olympic Gold medal winners for BMX bike stunts and the Pentathalon (Jo Muir and Charlotte Worthington).
They were there to play with the Yogs during a charity event for the Red Cross.
Pretty weird to call grown women girls
@@FrostedCreations no it isn't, people call grown men "boys" all the time
Does anyone know what game they are playing at 8:41?
I miss Sjin and turps
Woooooooooooooo
I miss Simon's PP :(
Some of those jokes were real flat or... Just terrible. Especially the super long drawn out masturbation joke shadow was telling.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
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yea kind of a misleading title for what is actually just a random compilation of jokes, i noticed at bouphe's 'keeping my legs open' joke (which in the context is cheeky-funny but not top tier)
hate clicking on this knowing turps' space nazi joke wont be in
God I remember that getting me, you know what video that’s in?