I need to watch Futurama also. :) I am around the same age as the first episode within 12 months. I love the '90s and 2000s culture. I got myself a '90s leather jacket in 2019 second hand, so yeah.
@@thatguyalex2835 I was born in 1986. I have always felt like the eighties was the decade I was meant to be in. Like I was born 10 years too late. It's as though the nineties belonged to grunge, And the 2 thousands belonged to hip hop.
1:08 This one is double layered since it's mentioned at one point that cows are extinct. So figuring out the sound that cows made is actually pretty substantial for them.
Interesting point - if no recordings existed then that would actually be an impressive scientific achievement. Though I'd think there'd be enough recordings from the 20th and 21st centuries to show what they sounded like. Trying to conclusively determine the sound of something that went extinct before recording technologies, such as dinosaurs, dodos, passenger pigeons, mammoths, and so on would be much more difficult.
@@Magnet_Chaos True - I see that unlikely but possible. The "Aliens destroyed civilization" is a good explanation for any seeming plot holes, things we had in the 21st century that they don't have in the 31st. Though it is Futurama, which deliberately avoided continuity.
@@thechaostornado6600 True, but despite that a lot of pieces of 20th/21st century culture (including numerous people as heads in jars) survived, it's not like all technology, records, media, and so on were lost.
"Omg a million years" joke from the pilot just reminds me how well this show defined its characters from episode one. That's a joke Fry could make on episode one or the series finale and it would be hilarious and completely in character.
I first saw futurama when was about seven or eight. I genuinely did think that the difference between 2000 and 3000 was one million. Perhaps I can blame this show for my three retakes of algebra II.
Tell the slaves.... they can all go f... Faster?! I keep telling them, but they don't listen! No.... tell them.... they're fre.... Free Loading off you?
Funnily enough, that wasn't entirely true in the Peculiar Institution of the antebellum South. While obviously slaves didn't receive direct payment for most of their labors, gratuities from their owners weren't uncommon. Moreover, under the "hiring-out" system whereby slaves whose labor was not needed by their owner for a certain length of time were rented out to others in need of it, it was customary for the slave to be paid a portion of the fee his or her master received. There were many cases in which slaves were able to save up enough money to recompense their masters the cost of their purchase and effectively buy themselves, thereby becoming free men. There are even recorded cases of slaves skilled in one trade or another being granted leave by their masters to (in exchange for various assurances) travel and ply their trade elsewhere so that they could make money on their own for the purpose of self-manumission. There's also the case of the _peculium_ of the Roman slaves, which while legally the property of the slave's owner was in social practice the fund built up by the slave in order to purchase his manumission.
@@CleopatraKing futurama was cancelled twice the first one was at the end of S4. The next was season 7 when comedy Central opted not to renew the series. There are 4 series finalies for the show due to this. being The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings (S4), Into The Wild Green Yonder (S5/Movie), Overclockwise (S5) and Meanwhile (S8)
@@anderstermansen130 Seriously? Leela says that good shows get cancelled, “sometimes two of three times” futurama by this point had been cancelled twice. It’s the writers patting themselves on the back that they’ve created a show so good that it’s fanbase revived it twice.
@@JanetStarChild The public schools are just an extension of that, those families let the public schools act as daycare facilities with very little regard for how much the kids are actually learning
I’ve watched through Futurama like half a dozen times yet this is the first time I realized he said that they’re putting the expensive atom on top of a dime store tiara, nothing like putting a quarter of $1 million item on top of something that cost $.10
5:13 This speaks to our current issue with AI. We are looking at it as a sentient objective judge of humanity and in reality, it's just a product of our design, tailored to desired conclusions, as all machines are.
@@tonybadaboni I don't know what percentage of us are original nowadays, with social media and politicians influencing us. That is why I stay off of FB or the one with the blue bird logo*. (Not gonna get copyrighted)
@@thatguyalex2835 No, there is no such thing as original. Your just what you were created to be, even your attempts to secede that are unoriginal. You can be an OG though someone who is who they is and don't try to fake it to get closer to people or their own goals. This guy Jess Stuart thinks he's the 10%, thats not OG.
i highly disagree there are far greater jokes through the show. like mom:"walt hit the retaliate button(walt looks at the control panel confused on which button to press),back to mom:any button they all retaliate"
Man, I miss this show _so_ much! Bender: "Stop _actually_ washing the ship, and play with the sponges!" Leela: "But, the ship is dirty." Bender: "Ah, whatever. I ran out of film an hour ago."
Unfortunately I don’t be watching because of the surveillance state on acid situation. I’d like my civil liberties back. I’ll only watch old clips when I was not so closely scrutinised by evil individuals who refuse to change and watch me suffer.
I find it funny that the people a million years from when the rinky dink cold storage units were first built, just find a bunch of these half frozen idiots in what amounts to a jury rigged refrigerator In their time, and they just build around em, confident they must be alive
"its in your contract... all female employees must pose nude if requested." "that's discriminatory!" "no, its in all our contracts, here's mine... all female employees must pose nude if requested."
"They called me crazy for building this ark!" "You are crazy, you filled it with same sex animal couples!" "Hey, there are parts of the bible I like and parts I don't like!" *95% of Christianity has entered the chat*
@@slighter yep. Funny enough, not only am I a former Christian, but also played Final Fantasy IX, in which Garnet's final summon is a boat shaped transformer whose name is Ark.
Oh shit it's already been a year of random futurama jokes and those certainly helped me get through this year so thank you and holy shit does time fly by so quickly
6:13 All brilliant but on this occasion Fry singing the theme to "Three's Company" to get a clue about how to solve his social dilemma just cracks me up.
The illusion of choice. Free will does not mean what almost everyone thinks it means. But the joke is that he rejects blatant obvious fact in favour of being wrong.
I started watching Futurama again and wow. It'll always be good 🔥 I'm also getting back to 2010 and many ppl keep telling me that i totally look like teen from those years xd
When you realize that Prof. Fisher-Price Spiekenspell proving “the cow goes moo” is important in-universe because cows went extinct a long time ago so nobody probably remembered what noise they made.
The algo keeps recommending me futurama so I started watched episodes again. It's like opening canned air from 2005 and I can breathe.
Like in spaceballs
@@hayleytyler119 life is like a box of space balls
I miss 2005. I was 19, kid less and single. 35, married, and 3 kids. I love my kids!😆
I need to watch Futurama also. :) I am around the same age as the first episode within 12 months. I love the '90s and 2000s culture. I got myself a '90s leather jacket in 2019 second hand, so yeah.
@@thatguyalex2835 I was born in 1986. I have always felt like the eighties was the decade I was meant to be in. Like I was born 10 years too late.
It's as though the nineties belonged to grunge, And the 2 thousands belonged to hip hop.
1:08 This one is double layered since it's mentioned at one point that cows are extinct. So figuring out the sound that cows made is actually pretty substantial for them.
Interesting point - if no recordings existed then that would actually be an impressive scientific achievement. Though I'd think there'd be enough recordings from the 20th and 21st centuries to show what they sounded like. Trying to conclusively determine the sound of something that went extinct before recording technologies, such as dinosaurs, dodos, passenger pigeons, mammoths, and so on would be much more difficult.
@@quillmaurer6563 Aliens destroyed civilization at some point before the year 3000. So maybe cow related records were lost.
@@Magnet_Chaos True - I see that unlikely but possible. The "Aliens destroyed civilization" is a good explanation for any seeming plot holes, things we had in the 21st century that they don't have in the 31st. Though it is Futurama, which deliberately avoided continuity.
@@quillmaurer6563 but you literally see aliens destroying civilisation in the first episode of the show. When fry's frozen
@@thechaostornado6600 True, but despite that a lot of pieces of 20th/21st century culture (including numerous people as heads in jars) survived, it's not like all technology, records, media, and so on were lost.
"Omg a million years" joke from the pilot just reminds me how well this show defined its characters from episode one. That's a joke Fry could make on episode one or the series finale and it would be hilarious and completely in character.
I first saw futurama when was about seven or eight. I genuinely did think that the difference between 2000 and 3000 was one million. Perhaps I can blame this show for my three retakes of algebra II.
Am too stupid to notice he Sayed a million ;(
I hate shows that capitalize on sheer dumbness of one person. Atleast Futurama had other characters.
BiG PooPS
"My god. A million years!"
1999+1,000,000=1,001,999
Estimated year: 1001999
Actual year: 2999
👍 yup he's a dummy 👍
I laughed out loud when Prof. Fisher-Price Spiekenspeil said "The horse says: *doctorate denied*." Shame it wasn't in the video.
Reminds me of the Fisher Price Speak & Spell from ET, his name. :) Is that where the writers of Futurama got their idea?
I laughed at that too
I was expecting that one too
yeah bro that was the best line of the episode
The best
That last joke is aging better and better with each renewal of Futurama.
Also every renewal of supernatural
@@toomanyfandoms7051 should’ve ended at season 5
3:24 I love how Scruffy had the mallet ready to go just in case the elves came back
janitors are always ready
Just like me.
...second
Scruffy's gonna die like Scruffy lived.
Owls* not elves
“You know the worst thing about being a slave? That they make you work but they don’t pay you or let you go.”
Damn this show was funny
You know what else stinks about being a slave? The hours.
It's funny because it's True!
Tell the slaves.... they can all go f...
Faster?! I keep telling them, but they don't listen!
No.... tell them.... they're fre....
Free Loading off you?
Funnily enough, that wasn't entirely true in the Peculiar Institution of the antebellum South. While obviously slaves didn't receive direct payment for most of their labors, gratuities from their owners weren't uncommon. Moreover, under the "hiring-out" system whereby slaves whose labor was not needed by their owner for a certain length of time were rented out to others in need of it, it was customary for the slave to be paid a portion of the fee his or her master received. There were many cases in which slaves were able to save up enough money to recompense their masters the cost of their purchase and effectively buy themselves, thereby becoming free men. There are even recorded cases of slaves skilled in one trade or another being granted leave by their masters to (in exchange for various assurances) travel and ply their trade elsewhere so that they could make money on their own for the purpose of self-manumission. There's also the case of the _peculium_ of the Roman slaves, which while legally the property of the slave's owner was in social practice the fund built up by the slave in order to purchase his manumission.
“But sir it’s an emergency!”
“Come back when it’s a catastrophe”
🤣
*Emergency immediately upgrades to a catastrophe*
The entire US government
@@liamgriffin218 *(Well they don't call it the titanic for nothing )*
2020s mood
"I'll have a Fuzzy Navel and she'll have the girlest drink you got".
"Two Fuzzy Navels coming right up".
The most unrealistic part of Futurama was when Fry had the money to pay for drinks. 7:52
Yeah I was thinking the same thing..
😂😂😂
Yeah, they bent the laws of pretext there just like in 2 Broke Girls...
Must have been before Zoidberg framed him for breaking the bottle.
Well he was a billionaire at one point.
Fry is a billionaire in the future. When he found out about it, he had 4,3 billion dollars.
2:35
The most competent thing Zapp Brannigan ever said.
I just wish I understood why, why I should care
@@marion9098 because we live on earth and not urectum, but it's not heading out that way
Mr. President. What the hell?
@@marion9098 same energy as "boys, keep searching, we need to find the guy who asked"
Me when people make news about what a celebrity is doing right now and it is not a thing that will change their lives forever
7:16 "Wow! That would be impressive if you were human!" "Yeah…" 😂
I saw that first episode when I was like 6 and took at face value that it was 1 million years
Hahaha
Same here.
You big dummy
The Elves Are Back... *Grabs giant mallet*
gets me every time.
0:25 that‘s still one of my favourite jokes of all times. Fry’s dead on stare lmao
1:24 that joke has always been in my mind since I saw it, and I use it a lot
when you realise the final clip is calling out their own show
more like how shitty simpsons is
@@CleopatraKing no.
@@CleopatraKing futurama was cancelled twice
the first one was at the end of S4. The next was season 7 when comedy Central opted not to renew the series.
There are 4 series finalies for the show due to this. being The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings (S4), Into The Wild Green Yonder (S5/Movie), Overclockwise (S5) and Meanwhile (S8)
i dont get it
@@anderstermansen130 Seriously? Leela says that good shows get cancelled, “sometimes two of three times” futurama by this point had been cancelled twice. It’s the writers patting themselves on the back that they’ve created a show so good that it’s fanbase revived it twice.
6:18 Fry doing the Three's Company theme hahaha
Bruh I caught that too. Pretty funny little reference there.
Only 31 jokes? But i need the whole series to get through 2021.
That's what Disney+ is for.....
How about a new season, to get your through 2024 XD
"Bite my red-hot glowing ass." 🔥
I never saw the give credit to our public schools joke until just now. It's so good
The biggest credit to people growing up fucked up should go to family; especially parents.
@@JanetStarChild The public schools are just an extension of that, those families let the public schools act as daycare facilities with very little regard for how much the kids are actually learning
ameriKKKa doesn't have schools, it has indoctrination centers
I’ve watched through Futurama like half a dozen times yet this is the first time I realized he said that they’re putting the expensive atom on top of a dime store tiara, nothing like putting a quarter of $1 million item on top of something that cost $.10
"He's not a child he's 34"
.....Wow...I did not get that joke when I was a kid.
7:20 futurama really was fighting for equality
Elves're back.
"come back when it's a catastrophe"
100% using that line
5:13 This speaks to our current issue with AI. We are looking at it as a sentient objective judge of humanity and in reality, it's just a product of our design, tailored to desired conclusions, as all machines are.
the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways,,,,, by force.
That line was actually used several times in history.
Pretty much describes every religion
"I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe." Applies to 90% of humanity.
What of you is original
@@tonybadaboni I don't know what percentage of us are original nowadays, with social media and politicians influencing us. That is why I stay off of FB or the one with the blue bird logo*. (Not gonna get copyrighted)
@@thatguyalex2835 even before technology your still a product of your environment
@@tonybadaboni Yeah 100% man, but it has gotten worse with tech.
@@thatguyalex2835 No, there is no such thing as original. Your just what you were created to be, even your attempts to secede that are unoriginal. You can be an OG though someone who is who they is and don't try to fake it to get closer to people or their own goals. This guy Jess Stuart thinks he's the 10%, thats not OG.
“The cow says “moo!”” Is one of the greatest scientific proofs of the 30th century
“Shut up and take my money.” One of my favorite lines. I use it far too often.
Futurama is a gem that we must preserve!
A good show that left on a high note.
4:15 lol...that is spot on
3:30 is still the best joke in the entire show
WHAT
Nope
i highly disagree there are far greater jokes through the show. like mom:"walt hit the retaliate button(walt looks at the control panel confused on which button to press),back to mom:any button they all retaliate"
"he's not a child, he's 34." OUCH! That's a deep one.
"Nobody wants to see you ever again!"
"Dr. Zoidberg, I want to see you right now!"
1:29 I've heard that laugh so many times, but only now do I realize the voice acting skill it must require.
"I AM THE MIGHTY V-GINY"
Wtf man are you ok
@@xhopfangcho6023 it's the name of the satellite in the parcheesi joke
7:30 Aw, I can't believe you cut off Scruffy's single greatest line at the end of this scene:
"Now that there's some FINE print!"
Fun the fact that till we reach year 3000 this series Will keep fresh
"there's also a lot of drugs in there"
"Oh, I wish I knew why. Why I should care!"
Amen to that.
"Elves are back..."🤣😂🤣
Man, I miss this show _so_ much!
Bender: "Stop _actually_ washing the ship, and play with the sponges!"
Leela: "But, the ship is dirty."
Bender: "Ah, whatever. I ran out of film an hour ago."
Such a well crafted series, from beginning to end, and end, and end, and...
Considering Futurama is coming back AGAIN at Hulu, that last joke is just pure gold.
Unfortunately I don’t be watching because of the surveillance state on acid situation. I’d like my civil liberties back. I’ll only watch old clips when I was not so closely scrutinised by evil individuals who refuse to change and watch me suffer.
@@MarianMurphy-rz8ejyou are schizophrenic dawg
Right in the feels at the end there...
2:24 My god, I love Nixon in this show lmao
With an Alice's Restaurant subtext.
(for us really old fans)
Don’t forget about Agnew
I find it funny that the people a million years from when the rinky dink cold storage units were first built, just find a bunch of these half frozen idiots in what amounts to a jury rigged refrigerator In their time, and they just build around em, confident they must be alive
It was the year 3000, only a thousand years. Are you as dumb as Fry?
The what that professor lets out makes me laugh so hard
“He’s opening our minds to new ideas”- kill him! 😂
Everyone on Twitter
That’s what happens ⚠️😐🔥
Bender:900 degree temp
Hermes: come lay down
Bender does and burns couch
Hermes: your paying for that
Lol I love Hermes
How did the professor possibly open his chest cabinet to read his temperature gauge, if he was that hot?
@@carultch magic lab coat
06:03 Holding hands and jumping with joy.
That last joke is kind of meta. There was a return of the show just recently announced!
"There's also a lotta drugs in there."
"its in your contract...
all female employees must pose nude if requested."
"that's discriminatory!"
"no, its in all our contracts, here's mine...
all female employees must pose nude if requested."
"They called me crazy for building this ark!"
"You are crazy, you filled it with same sex animal couples!"
"Hey, there are parts of the bible I like and parts I don't like!"
*95% of Christianity has entered the chat*
Pretty much why there are thousands of different denominations of Christianity; they all have their own headcanon.
Is it really called an ark? Not an arch or arche?
@@slighter yep. Funny enough, not only am I a former Christian, but also played Final Fantasy IX, in which Garnet's final summon is a boat shaped transformer whose name is Ark.
Sad
@@patmalloy3569 yeah, it is pretty sad that most of them do this
That last joke summarizes the show perfectly
Oh shit it's already been a year of random futurama jokes and those certainly helped me get through this year so thank you and holy shit does time fly by so quickly
“This is like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip!”
"My god.
...A million years."
''There's also a lot of drugs in there.''
My sides.
Schrödinger's box having drugs in it lmao
6:13 All brilliant but on this occasion Fry singing the theme to "Three's Company" to get a clue about how to solve his social dilemma just cracks me up.
3:30 got me 💀
2:28 billionaires polluting the only planet they can live on for now
*Fry frantically humming the theme to Three's Company*
The elves are back
-scruffy the janitor
No one:
Daenarys Targaryen: 4:50
i need 31 jokes an hour to get me through the day
As a math lover the Schrodinger cat joke gets me everytime lol
Fry: "Says You!"
Me: ded 💀
But the Schrodinger thought experiment isn't math, it's quantum physics
Does math and physics not go hand and hand
The Second one is so funny because we think he's looking him in the eyes but he's not...
"I like you kid, I got no pants either"
"I can see that, you're quite a bit taller than me"
This scene kills me every damn time
8:01 Ahhhh...2022.....They're making new episodes of Futurama. Again.... Life is good.
“I chose to believe what I was programmed to believe”… so truth in so many levels
The illusion of choice.
Free will does not mean what almost everyone thinks it means.
But the joke is that he rejects blatant obvious fact in favour of being wrong.
0:36 I just now noticed that he broke his own rule lol
Also there's the Antisocialists
Professor Fisher Price Speak & Spell is a man I leave my trust with.
"I'm not wearing pants either"
"That's fine. You're a little taller than me" 😂
This video was so good at getting me through October, I just realized it's March!
This sounds like something fry would say
It's been 6 years since I watched the whole series and I remember almost nothing from it. I'm happy to experience all of these jokes again blind.
6:48
"We're gonna die - it's every man for himself (gets stuck) HELP ME, LEELA!!"
I started watching Futurama again and wow. It'll always be good 🔥 I'm also getting back to 2010 and many ppl keep telling me that i totally look like teen from those years xd
When I was a kid I actually started stealing when bender made it look cool
That "one-hundred thousand" reply gets me every time.
Wow… a MILLION YEARS…! 😧
A video to get me through October.. when it was RECOMMENDED to me during SEPTEMBER. But it is indeed random as well as this video.
"He's opening our minds to new ideas! Kill Him!" , said every politician ever.
Lol when i was a little kid i remember getting confused about a millennium be a million years- im sure i know where the confusion came from now
What do you get when you multiply a million by a million?
The noah's ark one aged like fine wine
The jokes is on me and Today is October 2023 here in Futurama history!
I can see that, you’re quite a bit taller than me. 😂
"There's also a lotta drugs in there."
That one got me
Zap Brannigin , Professor Farnsworth, and Hedonism Bot are the best chars of the show
Futurama is a perfect show
The Schrodinger's joke is brilliant.
We want some Roberto gettin all stabby clips.
When you realize that Prof. Fisher-Price Spiekenspell proving “the cow goes moo” is important in-universe because cows went extinct a long time ago so nobody probably remembered what noise they made.
3:32 always cracks me up
W H A T ?
@@Zappa_boi what about what??
@@beardedgreek9069 uh
@@starpiegacha9807 shh.. be very quiet..
@@beardedgreek9069 W H A T if we go for a walk, possibly, because it's such a lovely day, perhaps.
Futurama was a far better show than almost all of its competition.
There is no competition.
"Welcome aboard, brother!" sounds a little enthusiastic to me.