Had this happen to me as a cashier but with PRETZELS I didn’t even know we stocked that many pretzels. I was sitting there, first day on the job, and bro walked up with two buggies FILLED with pretzels
Here we see a rare specimen of the Miracle Musical fan, their natural habitat has vanished misteriously recently, and now they lurk in the shadows, waiting for some sort of reply.
Oh i get it.. hes actually a banana salesman and has tricked you into buying his bananas... But hes chill enough to let you buy more than the intended expensive price (1 safe worth of money)
In the heart of the Banana Bliss Kingdom, beyond the cotton candy clouds and past the rainbow waterfalls, lay a hidden grove where the most kawaii bananas resided. These bananas weren't just adorable; they were the embodiment of uwu. Each had fluffy, pastel-colored bows adorning their stems, and their peels were as soft as the fluffiest clouds in the sky. Their names, oh, their names were like music to the ears: Bananachu-chan, Bananabelle-chan, Bananito-kun, Bananami-chan, and Bananayumi-chan. They spent their days frolicking in fields of shimmering flowers that bloomed in shades of bubblegum pink and lemon chiffon, their giggles echoing melodically through the air. Every morning, they woke up to the gentle hum of the Banana Bell, a magical bell that tinkled softly, announcing the start of another day filled with kawaii adventures. Bananachu-chan, with her oversized strawberry-shaped hat, led the group in their morning stretches, ensuring everyone felt energized and ready for the day ahead. Their kawaii escapades were endless! Bananabelle-chan was the mastermind behind the Fluffy Cloud Café, where they served banana milkshakes in cups adorned with tiny heart-shaped marshmallows. Bananito-kun, wearing a cape made of spun sugar, delighted everyone with his Banana Boogie Dance, a dance so adorable that even the stars blushed in admiration. Bananami-chan, with her magical wand made of spun sugar, created enchanted banana bubbles that floated through the air, casting shimmering rainbow hues wherever they went. And Bananayumi-chan, with her flower crown made of cotton candy, organized the Great Banana Picnic, where they lounged on rainbow blankets and feasted on baskets filled with banana-shaped sandwiches and sugary delights. As the sun dipped below the horizon, painting the sky in hues of tangerine and lavender, they gathered around the Glittering Banana Tree, a tree that bore the most sparkling and scrumptious bananas in the entire kingdom. They sang songs of friendship and kawaii joy, their voices harmonizing like a sweet lullaby that lulled the entire Banana Bliss Kingdom into the most peaceful slumber. In this land of eternal kawaii and overflowing uwu, happiness bloomed like the most radiant sunflower in a field of dreams, where every moment was infused with the magic of bananas and the sweetness of friendship.
Do you see banana man Hopping over on the white hot sand Here he comes with some for me Freshly taken from banana tree Banana man me want a ton Give me double and a bonus one Give me some for all my friends This banana flow never end Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go mmm mmm mmm mmm Do you want a banana? This banana for you 🍌
the bandit is smarter than you think, he brought an unlimited amount knowing that if you took too many you would eventually die from radiation poisoning
Some things that I've learned about bandit bot:
- he doesn't have all day
- he has plenty more where that came from
- he respects persistence
He also has a quite a few bananas
he has around 100 thousand bananas
or 1 million
- he's the guy from the maths problem
He has a banana machine
Imagine telling your doctor about mental and physical issues just because you spent 2 hours 36 mins and 13 secs picking bananas off an AI in VR
Lmao
oddly specific
@@Olowik.I think he did the math
@@GOOOSE-n6b honestly
I dont think so
I think he replicated the even himself
Lmao 🤣
imagine just doing your job at the register as usual and some dude comes with a fucking billion bananas
Reminds me of the Gentle minion meme.
Had this happen to me as a cashier but with PRETZELS
I didn’t even know we stocked that many pretzels. I was sitting there, first day on the job, and bro walked up with two buggies FILLED with pretzels
"Ah prusestent are yah I like that"
@@airbrushrendering6027 how much did that all cost??
"I don't get paid enough for this shit"
the pure exasperation and despair when they say "HOW MANY BANANAS DO YOU HAVE"
HP2 fan located
that pfp..
Here we see a rare specimen of the Miracle Musical fan, their natural habitat has vanished misteriously recently, and now they lurk in the shadows, waiting for some sort of reply.
(Oh god is that hawaii part ii *i say as i fall inside a hole inside a
white ball demo
This man doesn't have a good supply of bananas, he has an infinite supply of em.
Infinite isn't a good supply of bananas?
@@Tht1lemonIt is not a good supply, it is a great supply
@@Tht1lemoninfinite is an amazing supply of bananas, especially in this economy
@@Tht1lemonno it’s an infinite supply of em
@@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington oh wait it's a GREAT supply
0:21 he means there's plenty more, kid. and he REALLY means it.
2:02 "I keep a good stock of bananas" really got me 🤣
Same
I don’t know about you, but I think Bandit Bot has a potassium deficiency
lol
Fr
He might of just been born in a jungle or smth. That or he’s prob another monkey specie too.
Bandit Bot, Get The Banana
@@ralsei7820GET THE BANANA
at this rate if the guy gives him that many bananas he's not gaining anything from robbing the store
At this rate why he just not sell the bannanas if he has so many? He has infinite amount of bananna.
@@vida2559He could even overthrow the banana republic!
@@dandytastic7465btd moment
@@vida2559A count to rival the banana man.
I mean, at that point, I'd say he earned the cheddar.
He sold his bananas
Equivalent exchange
1:51 That throw was CLEAN.
The robot was the person in the math equation who wanted to buy 1093764 bananas 💀
Edit : WHY THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE 1K LIKES!?????
math question moment
for real btw
Fr
Yep
The math books warned us about him..
Watching this in 2x speed is amazing.
“ooh pink bottle🎉”
“I think I broke the banana”
Lolll
Lol
I don’t have all day human sounds like papyrus from undertale in 2x
I remember playing this and stealing his hat, then using the jumbo sizer thing to make it really big, then I wore it until I exited the game 😂
Whats the name i wanna play it
@@Vux-f8zJob Simulator
I also bring 627 bananas when I rob a convenience store with only one employee in it.
i bring 628
amateurs, i bring 629
i prefer 629
Idk about yall but I bring 630 with me
I bring ♾️ bananas
That robot is equivalent to the guy who bought 9,394 bananas for something “most probably important”.
Bro is from the math problem 💀
Oh i get it.. hes actually a banana salesman and has tricked you into buying his bananas... But hes chill enough to let you buy more than the intended expensive price (1 safe worth of money)
I love the sheer terror in bro's voice upon realizing the amount of bananas this robot has.
Gas station guy: HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE!?!???
Ai robber: *looks in his bag and then looks at cashier* clearly more than enough *keeps summoning bananas*
Bros going to become radioactive from the number of bananas he's eating
Ah yes, the RADIATION would kill you!
0:20 he had no idea what he was in for
If you think about it, it's not a dumb weapon.
It won't harm you, but it just makes you irritating.
2:23 Perfectly cut scream?
GLORY TO MASTER KOHGA!!! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
GLORY TO MASTER KHOGA, TOP BANANA OF THE YIGA CLAN!!! 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
bandit bot is a yiga clan member
FOR THE BANAN- I MEAN, FOR MASTER KHOGA!! 🍌🍌🍌🍌
The STRONG! The BURLY!! The ONE!! The ONLY!! THE TOP BANANA HIMSELF, MASTER KOHGA!!! 🍌🍌🍌
niko pfp
Bro had a Potassium Induced Mental Breakdown 💀
bro wasn't lying when he said "there's plenty more where that came from kid"
Love how it turned into a short at the end
“BUDDY,OF YOU HAVE 1 MORE BANNANA IM GOING TO-“
“Ahh c’mon, I don’t have all day ya know!”
Got me ded 😂 1:20
People in math problems be like:
This is that one math problem we always learned about
love how the robot came in to steal money and dude stole his clothes instead. what a delightful little game.
Best game on VR ever made. God, Job simulator is such an unforgettable game
ah.. job simulator. That's a name i've never heard in a long time
brings back memories
@@NeonValkyrieGaming hell yeah. DanTDM playing that game was my childhood lol
@@testchannel8151 oh ..... wow I remember that god that feels like so long ago
@@NeonValkyrieGaming yeah pretty much, man I kind of feel old haha
bro could end world hunger or become rich with those bananas but chooses to rob people 💀
So THIS is the Englishman who went up the hill and came down with all the bananas…
That’s a VeggieTales reference
Bro has more inventory then steve💀💀💀
Job Simulator Bots are officially confirmed to contain pocket dimensions. That’s bananas
Mmmhhh potassium
The Queen would be very happy
No Kromer?
In the heart of the Banana Bliss Kingdom, beyond the cotton candy clouds and past the rainbow waterfalls, lay a hidden grove where the most kawaii bananas resided. These bananas weren't just adorable; they were the embodiment of uwu. Each had fluffy, pastel-colored bows adorning their stems, and their peels were as soft as the fluffiest clouds in the sky.
Their names, oh, their names were like music to the ears: Bananachu-chan, Bananabelle-chan, Bananito-kun, Bananami-chan, and Bananayumi-chan. They spent their days frolicking in fields of shimmering flowers that bloomed in shades of bubblegum pink and lemon chiffon, their giggles echoing melodically through the air.
Every morning, they woke up to the gentle hum of the Banana Bell, a magical bell that tinkled softly, announcing the start of another day filled with kawaii adventures. Bananachu-chan, with her oversized strawberry-shaped hat, led the group in their morning stretches, ensuring everyone felt energized and ready for the day ahead.
Their kawaii escapades were endless! Bananabelle-chan was the mastermind behind the Fluffy Cloud Café, where they served banana milkshakes in cups adorned with tiny heart-shaped marshmallows. Bananito-kun, wearing a cape made of spun sugar, delighted everyone with his Banana Boogie Dance, a dance so adorable that even the stars blushed in admiration.
Bananami-chan, with her magical wand made of spun sugar, created enchanted banana bubbles that floated through the air, casting shimmering rainbow hues wherever they went. And Bananayumi-chan, with her flower crown made of cotton candy, organized the Great Banana Picnic, where they lounged on rainbow blankets and feasted on baskets filled with banana-shaped sandwiches and sugary delights.
As the sun dipped below the horizon, painting the sky in hues of tangerine and lavender, they gathered around the Glittering Banana Tree, a tree that bore the most sparkling and scrumptious bananas in the entire kingdom. They sang songs of friendship and kawaii joy, their voices harmonizing like a sweet lullaby that lulled the entire Banana Bliss Kingdom into the most peaceful slumber.
In this land of eternal kawaii and overflowing uwu, happiness bloomed like the most radiant sunflower in a field of dreams, where every moment was infused with the magic of bananas and the sweetness of friendship.
Bro what💀
Are we not gonna talk about the casual cannibalism the bananas are doing 🤨
ai generated ahh
🫥
I ain't reading allat
Dude... I forgot this game existed.
I remember DanTDM playing it years ago.
Legend says he’s still taking bananas
Fr
2:08 BRO SKEEE Got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
"Is there a limit?"
"Hold Please!"
*2 weeks later*
Queen would be proud
GET THEM ALL, KRIS!
KRIS, GET THE BANANA!!
Bandit Bot, Get The Banana
@@The_French_Onion_Soup Potassium
GRAB THEM
*"HOW MANY BANANAS DO YOU HAVE?!?"*
i felt that
careful, he's a 5th dimensional being with an infinite amount of bananas pulled from alternative universes
That kid sounded like Gumball then turned into Darwin
Job simulator went crazy with these robbers💀💀💀
"pUt Em Up" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
"I think i broke banan 😐"
EDIT: bru 19 likes? How did I even got so far
I love this so much! The reaction to this makes it work.
Bananas look like a gun.
*Which is why the bandit himself had bananas, too many bananas…*
He can cure world hunger
He wasn't lying when he said, "There's plenty more where that came from kid"
Do you see banana man
Hopping over on the white hot sand
Here he comes with some for me
Freshly taken from banana tree
Banana man me want a ton
Give me double and a bonus one
Give me some for all my friends
This banana flow never end
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm mmm mmm mmm
Do you want a banana?
This banana for you 🍌
TONIGHT WE DANCE AROUND THE FLAME
THEN WE GET TO PLAY THE SPIRIT GAME‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro could literally end world hunger
I love how you can steal his hat and mask off his head and he doesn’t say a word about it
The way they say "I keep a good stock of bananas" and sounded so depressed at the end shows just how tired of this they are.
Dude that guy is a radioactive hazard!
“HOW MANY BANANAS DO YOU HAVE”
The robber:I Ordered 5000 bananas from the banana store
imagine you walk into a store and theres just a floating robot tourturing some 12 year old with bananas
He stopped the world hunger.
One time I did this to the point my game almost crashed lol. I remember asking the next Npc,”Want any bananas”
This is the dude from the math problems😭😭😭
the bandit is smarter than you think, he brought an unlimited amount knowing that if you took too many you would eventually die from radiation poisoning
The devs did not expect someone to test how many bananas he has😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Legends say he's still picking bananas to this day.
*Someone is trying to rob you
*But you refused
*You are DETERMINED to take all his bananas
*File Saved
“I give up”
*proceeds to drown entire desk in bananas for god knows how long*
Bro can help with world hunger
The math problems warned us about this guy 😭
Darwin really got all the banana 💀
This gives me a similar vibe to “IT WON’T STOP PRINTING”
alright, who here gave John Mulaney a lifetime supply of bananas before turning him into a robot
Bro solved world hunger
Do you know who else suffers from dementia,
Do you know who else suffers from dementia,
Do you know wh-
They stole DK’s banana hoard for this one robbery
He just stole them from the nearby shelves.
this sounds like the same kid who screamed at clash of clans vr
"Do you want a banana?"
Peel it down and go
M-M-M-M
Bro got the inventory full of bananas
Bro can feed the homeless 🙏🏻💀
Food-game theory HOW MANY JUST THIS ROBBER ROBOT GOT?
Robbery ❌
Infinite food glitch ✅
Bro made the best meme ever
So this must’ve been the guy Jaiden Animations was talking about who bought a sea of bananas at the store
Shulker box and minecraft inventory:
there's definitely a whole banana farm in that computer
Bob had 598276381837 bananas
Type ahh thing 💀
This is the guy trying to get radiation from eating 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes
Bro the robot is addicted with banana gun 💀
The amount of bananas was so powerful he broke the recording.
Job simulator 😂
Funfact:bananas are radioactive
My man went through five stages of grief
That guy can fix world hunger
Bro had soo much bananas that he grew up
he will never run out of bananas again
0:02 bro drinking pink sauce🥶🥶🥶