Tarkov Logic in Real Life

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  • TrueMobster
    TrueMobster  2 місяці тому +85

    Welcome my friends if you are new here 👋🏼
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    • Dejan Dimoski
      Dejan Dimoski 7 годин тому

      And ALL the rest of the FPS games are sooo f...ng REAL that I can't differentiate if I'm watching "Real Footage" . LOL :)) . Get the F Outta Here ..........!!

  • M4_Patriot
    M4_Patriot 2 місяці тому +4029

    Greed’s a hell of a thing

    • Mrgetnogirlz
      Mrgetnogirlz 2 місяці тому +60

      I tell my self I'm a greedy bastard after killing another person increasing my chances of death lol

    • Randolph Hobson
      Randolph Hobson 2 місяці тому +2

      the road to most missery starts with greed. Budda

    • Рори Меркурия
      Рори Меркурия 2 місяці тому +2

      He took the underpants😂

    • Nicolás Rojas
      Nicolás Rojas 2 місяці тому


  • Mr House2077
    Mr House2077 2 місяці тому +3395

    He made one huge mistake: did not lower the armor mask

    • Antero Letoforro
      Antero Letoforro 2 місяці тому +68

      Это не поможет, если куст сидит с патроном snb

    • TrueMobster
      TrueMobster  2 місяці тому +278

      I got panicked and forgot 😰😰

    • Kapral Guy
      Kapral Guy 2 місяці тому +43

      ​@TrueMobster fatal mistake

    • p1skar1k
      p1skar1k 2 місяці тому +18

      ​@Antero Letoforro огромный шанс рикошета, +снб может и не шотнуть так как это тарков

    • Monolithic
      Monolithic 2 місяці тому +15

      It wasn't Head/Eyes
      If you look he gets hit on his neck/torso
      One tapped thru his slick with that fatty .338 or somethin. The Altyn wouldn't have saved him

  • Mr. Pew
    Mr. Pew 2 місяці тому +1340

    Ending is way too relatable

    • TrueMobster
      TrueMobster  2 місяці тому +26

      But we can have a happy ending 🥹

    • Mr. Pew
      Mr. Pew 2 місяці тому +7

      @TrueMobster I Believe 🫡

    • Halfabeer
      Halfabeer 2 місяці тому +2

      Agreed. When I see dead bodies in extract I wonder why someone did that. Noone can loot them in 10 seconds. At least I can't with bags inside bags and such by the time I exfil

    • Вадим Серов
      Вадим Серов 2 місяці тому +2

      Russian broad wars

  • EcHoPOGO
    EcHoPOGO 2 місяці тому +975

    This was me after looting a 3man I killed 😭

    • SWAT Police
      SWAT Police 2 місяці тому +7

      what's going on with this extraction?

    • E C
      E C 2 місяці тому +35

      @SWAT Police Average extraction camping rats

    • SWAT Police
      SWAT Police 2 місяці тому +3

      @E C ok

    • Lehi Sena
      Lehi Sena 2 місяці тому +6

      Dude I spend 100k on an M4 just to be hit while watching a parry from 200 yards, the shot came out of nowhere where the gun fight was happening

    • 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩
      𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩 2 місяці тому +1


  • Григорий Ануфриенко
    Григорий Ануфриенко 2 місяці тому +104

    In this game, each corpse has its own owner

  • Kertmeyenkele
    Kertmeyenkele 2 місяці тому +385

    "Rage quit and delete"

    • Aaron
      Aaron 2 місяці тому +25

      Then reinstall the next day and repeat 😂

    • I edited my username
      I edited my username 2 місяці тому +3

      Yall spitting lines that are neat

    • Robert Taylor
      Robert Taylor 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@I edited my username after I rage quit my wife gets beat

    • Watia bombana
      Watia bombana Місяць тому

      Bang klu bikin konten ngga Uda pake iklan nda kreatip

  • Russell James
    Russell James 2 місяці тому +125

    This happened to me after killing a 4 man on customs. I stopped playing tarkov for 3 weeks.

    • ✠CuttySobz✠
      ✠CuttySobz✠ Місяць тому

      I recently stopped playing dayz for 2 days.

  • sirsiver
    sirsiver 2 місяці тому +311

    This is me after killing 3 gigachads at resort with 3 meta weapons, tagilla's rig, loot from the rooms just to get killed by an exit camper right in front of tunnel after 20 min of slow walking

    • Pentazemin
      Pentazemin 2 місяці тому +8

      if you get killed by extract camper it clearly shows you didnt kill any gigachads earlier this raid or you simply fallen for the oldest trick in the book which makes you noob af

    • sirsiver
      sirsiver 2 місяці тому +10

      @Pentazemin i think there are more then 4 players in shoreline so your comment makes no sense, plus yes i'm a big noob i just started to play this game 1 month and an half ago in solo

    • Doctor LongShaft
      Doctor LongShaft 2 місяці тому

      Get an injector case, put mules, sj6 and propital in there. No more slow walking, you wanna extract just pop those bad bois and youre out in a couple minutes

    • sirsiver
      sirsiver 2 місяці тому +2

      @Doctor LongShaft i had 4 slot pauch so i couldn't bring an injector case, with epsilon container now i can finally bring one

  • SuperC584
    SuperC584 2 місяці тому +191

    Forgot to mention how he was shot across the map by someone with wall hacks and aimbot

    • TrueMobster
      TrueMobster  2 місяці тому +12

      A true story 😰

    • Caiden Root
      Caiden Root 2 місяці тому +6

      Should have wiggled 🤷‍♂️

    • vladimir
      vladimir 2 місяці тому +1

      На русском

  • PantherCat64
    PantherCat64 2 місяці тому +18

    Just the loot overfilling the luggage case had me cracking.

    • TrueMobster
      TrueMobster  2 місяці тому +2

      Honestly how much loot is too much loot, I could’ve carried more 😰

  • Graves
    Graves 2 місяці тому +9

    MW2022 realism mode's ai: hi there,3 bullet to kill one so...9 bullet to kill three.

  • Shoot Stack Reload
    Shoot Stack Reload 2 місяці тому +6

    Bro the pain I just felt can’t even be describe 💀

  • tpdlqj120 kor
    tpdlqj120 kor 2 місяці тому +7

    완벽한 엔딩

  • Joshybeast Star Wars
    Joshybeast Star Wars 2 місяці тому +4

    The Extract Camping was icing on the cake. Beautiful video, dude.

  • 노약자석터줏대감
    노약자석터줏대감 28 днів тому

    완벽한 존버 엔딩ㅋㅋㅋ

  • teeo atmark
    teeo atmark 2 місяці тому +1

    結局最後にやられちゃうの すき❤

    NICO FRAIJO 7 годин тому

    At this point I believe that whatever was yours...is mine now

  • Karl Karlos
    Karl Karlos 2 місяці тому +61

    Ëпти, на одном из кадров, чувак умудрился магазин обратной стороной воткнуть. Вот же силища.

    • 100GIN
      100GIN 2 місяці тому +3

      Это барабан, ну или диск, кому как нравится

  • Mobius 1
    Mobius 1 2 місяці тому +2

    I really expected to see a guy get shot 50 times and still be able to somehow aim and shoot his gun accurately

  • Mr. Eleven
    Mr. Eleven Місяць тому

    Can you imagine you wear a large tall sized uniform and the guy you loot gear from wears a small short 😂

  • Soggy
    Soggy 2 місяці тому +1

    they just removed item inspecting for the majority of them I think

  • Phantom
    Phantom 2 місяці тому +1

    I felt called out, this is too relatable 😂

  • Joshua Zafe
    Joshua Zafe 2 місяці тому +2

    That yellow mag is throwing me off man!!😂😂

  • Chuck Huff
    Chuck Huff Місяць тому +1

    What go's around, comes around.

  • Irina Luchianova
    Irina Luchianova Місяць тому

    Every time I play escape from tarkov, I treat the dead with respect

  • Erick Pine
    Erick Pine 2 місяці тому +2

    In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. Its the life in those years while you were here that count.
    - Abraham Lincoln

  • Michael
    Michael 2 місяці тому +1

    This man was dragging a whole luggage with him LOL.

  • Christopher Panetti
    Christopher Panetti 10 днів тому

    The loot lust gets me every time

  • Stalk3r27
    Stalk3r27 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro that is so true 🤣

  • K J
    K J Місяць тому

    that ". . . yep" mood at the end.

  • Nikola Okonesh
    Nikola Okonesh Місяць тому

    в общем говорится "умей вовремя останавливаться"

  • ICE
    ICE 2 місяці тому +1

    those search and examine moments lol

  • Matt076
    Matt076 2 місяці тому

    There will always be bigger fish.

    UNIVERSE OF ANIME 2 місяці тому +1

    God damn boy I feel like I’m the one in this video of the edits

  • Stealthy
    Stealthy 4 дні тому

    Tactical pan handlers

  • SkeleTony
    SkeleTony 2 місяці тому

    Rolling the suitcase 😂😂😂

  • deadshadow84
    deadshadow84 Місяць тому

    Me after looting for a long ass time just to get sniped

  • 레지온REJION
    레지온REJION 2 місяці тому +1

    I think it would be perfect if you put death music at the end of the video!

  • OJdontSIMP
    OJdontSIMP 2 місяці тому

    You forgot the part where you have to magdump all those guys to kill them.

  • Dominic Buck
    Dominic Buck 2 місяці тому

    Takes down a team in warzone*, one has a self revive and shafts you as you loot his mates*

  • This icon is actually goofy's face
    This icon is actually goofy's face 2 місяці тому +1

    Why is 7.62x39 the size of 50 bmg?

  • Rauliont Zennfaegrin
    Rauliont Zennfaegrin 28 днів тому

    HA the Tacticool carry-on 😂

  • David Zidrashko
    David Zidrashko 2 місяці тому

    Only when mosquito lands on a ball sack is when one realizes that there has to be peaceful ways.

  • T1nkuhTV
    T1nkuhTV Місяць тому

    can we just take a second to appreciate this amazing editing like holy s**t

  • Bhante
    Bhante 2 місяці тому

    You forgot to get three of your limbs blacked by a scav from 80 meters while leaving your armour intact.

  • Mr. Bob Dabbalina
    Mr. Bob Dabbalina 2 місяці тому +2

    That big ass banana clip had me rolling

  • Nuke Khang
    Nuke Khang 2 місяці тому +2

    The only thing worst than having shit ton of loot then dying, is dying to a rat with a mosin

  • Voicebox
    Voicebox 2 місяці тому

    The examining 💀💀

  • JohnFrusciante89
    JohnFrusciante89 2 місяці тому

    this video had more cuts than avatar 2

  • ShyGuy2020
    ShyGuy2020 Місяць тому

    Sometimes i think that there wad a gunfight across the map and a dude fired one last bullet before he died that just flew aaaaaall the way to my chin...

  • BabalasforBorder
    BabalasforBorder 2 місяці тому +8

    Where could I get a 3 stripe balaclava like that?

  • Торнадо Блум
    Торнадо Блум Місяць тому +1

    Ходьба в магазин за сосисками с каждым днем всё опаснее

  • Davidbruh59
    Davidbruh59 2 місяці тому

    Let me guess some dude was extract camping with a frag grenade, and a Makarov

  • SingHaRatch
    SingHaRatch Місяць тому

    full supply = Death😂

  • Rustic_Russian
    Rustic_Russian 29 днів тому

    I tapped a guy while wearing nothing lvl 51 in the stomach with a mosin in string hold last year and he had killed everyone in stronghold including my buddy. I walked out with so much gear I could barely move.

  • Kıyan
    Kıyan 2 місяці тому

    i thought he pulled the mans underwear off lol

  • joeski_77
    joeski_77 Місяць тому

    its like get everything on the shopping cart lol 😆

  • The Lonely Pigeon
    The Lonely Pigeon 24 дні тому

    Man got domed by a guy with ESP hacks.

  • Nobiaz Customs Inc
    Nobiaz Customs Inc 2 місяці тому

    You know how many times i died like this juts trying to get Jaeger unlocked. Lol i know theyre going for realism but GEEZ man lol

  • Allgoodnamesaretaken. 82
    Allgoodnamesaretaken. 82 2 місяці тому +1

    Damn it man hit the reset

  • Carlos Moreno
    Carlos Moreno 12 днів тому

    Lol the backwards mag is super funny😂

  • Stephen Brightstar
    Stephen Brightstar 9 днів тому

    Walking down the middle of a street ? Walking pulling a cart ? 😂

  • Trigger_wolffie96
    Trigger_wolffie96 2 місяці тому

    Take all in the backpack....even a foe fits inside😂

  • R Li
    R Li 2 місяці тому

    He needs an F150

  • Hired Murderer
    Hired Murderer 2 місяці тому

    And thats why you always have to know the map where you are and know what exist is better

  • 사토라레
    사토라레 Місяць тому

    파밍 다 하고 넘겨 주기 ㅋㅋ

  • Heather Yoder
    Heather Yoder 2 місяці тому

    That is gonna be me when I get it

  • CrypticRite
    CrypticRite 2 місяці тому

    My uncle at the motel when we travel to Vagas.

  • Freezer With An I
    Freezer With An I 2 місяці тому

    jimmy got dropped everytime

  • Ace Raven
    Ace Raven 2 місяці тому

    Backpack in a backpack in a backpack again again again😂😂

  • Iron
    Iron Місяць тому

    Every corpse is not another sad story. it's an opportunity for another man.

  • Dadiu Mc
    Dadiu Mc 2 місяці тому

    All that precious loots, gone in one shot😂😂😂

  • Brian Givens
    Brian Givens 2 місяці тому +1

    Even if you make a million dollars a year but then spend all of it, the guy at mcdonalds is still wealthier.

  • AgnotologyTV
    AgnotologyTV 2 місяці тому

    You should have wiggled so they would know you are on the same team.

  • Google Oficaill
    Google Oficaill 2 місяці тому

    Full video please

  • Tess tickles
    Tess tickles Місяць тому

    Unrealistic, he would’ve died to a shotgun scav.

  • Lock78
    Lock78 2 місяці тому +2

    Your shorts are🔥🔥crazy production value

    • TrueMobster
      TrueMobster  2 місяці тому +1

      Much respect my friend 🙌🏼

  • d m
    d m Місяць тому

    Or you shoot him first at 10 ft w a 12 ga lead slug and he eats and kills you

  • Ernest Paniagua
    Ernest Paniagua Місяць тому

    All that prep to get smoked

  • Michael John Morales
    Michael John Morales 2 місяці тому +1

    That's a Alt + F4 right there 😂

  • New Holland modding /gaming and toy time p
    New Holland modding /gaming and toy time p 2 місяці тому +1

    Greed and murder…my god.

  • Steven Hedtmann
    Steven Hedtmann 2 місяці тому

    skill issue for having the faceshield up

  • UltraGaming
    UltraGaming Місяць тому

    Looting always. Looting no 1

  • Máttle
    Máttle Місяць тому

    Game convention✨

  • Ghosty67
    Ghosty67 2 місяці тому +1

    Thats why they said hellmets saves lives especially if you enable the Faceshield

  • Xan Daglinsky
    Xan Daglinsky 2 місяці тому

    😂😂And that's what happens to me

  • InfectedFetus00
    InfectedFetus00 2 місяці тому

    Nah you lost me when you actually killed the guy with one bullet

  • Omagadd
    Omagadd 2 місяці тому

    Thats why dont forget to put down your visor xd

  • Glowing_Phoenix
    Glowing_Phoenix 15 днів тому

    You forgot the godly hackers bro

  • Abe Lincoln
    Abe Lincoln 2 місяці тому

    At least they're not from the storm tropper division

  • FlashVR
    FlashVR 17 днів тому

    Trick question, bananas are vegetables

  • honorgard 37
    honorgard 37 2 місяці тому

    U forgot the tank battery

  • S J
    S J 2 місяці тому

    Just do the WIGGLE and the CHEATERS won't shoot you.

  • Wizard
    Wizard 2 місяці тому +1

    Greed from the devs are worse then the players

  • Something 😆
    Something 😆 2 місяці тому

    He died to a guy doing the wiggle across the map

  • Ski Honeybadger
    Ski Honeybadger 2 місяці тому

    So this is where Russia's equipment is going 🤣

  • ArgosySpecOps
    ArgosySpecOps 2 місяці тому

    Walking loot crate 😂

  • @spadeeee_1
    @spadeeee_1 2 місяці тому

    It happen all the time in every single game😂

  • Iplayphone
    Iplayphone Місяць тому

    Forgets the key