I got way too many comments about this, so I went ahead and made it real original animation: • Jesus’ Betrayal : What... crossfit jesus: • Crossfit jesus.webm song: • LOVE - Jesus Prime (UL...
Fun fact: Each one of those attacks would kill Judas, however since Jesus has been shown to heal people to the touch even subconsciously, Judas was simply healed so fast that it seemed as if he took no damage
@@Akarii-h7z make the fight last until Jesus agrees that you would've beaten him if he wasn't immortal (each difficulty ramps up the time you need to survive, with better style = less time, and getting hit results in a penalty which adds more time.)
Testament V I never planned for this to go so wrong I never planned for mankind to deviate so far I never planned on creating the festering pit below in hopes of setting them right I never planned on casting my brightest angel away to the depths because of my fear and unease And I never planned on him, my only child, descending as well with the false hope of being able to overcome the corrupting powers that realm had forged and be able to fix my mistakes I only want for all of it to be gone
Now we just wait until someone remakes this but with the fanmade Jesus Prime and Judas Prime spirtes, even better if we can get a mashup o both of their themes
i would consider myself to be an atheist. wether or not god is real, i do not worship him. most christians today make it hard to want to do so. why would a loving god be willing to punish you for eternity? but it’s videos like this make me rlly want to believe in a religion. hate god, love jesus
I am the son of GOD! I was sent DOWN by my Father, To lead his flock to paradise. To atone for the sins of adam and eve in the garden. I am of one with the flesh of the divine, and of the lineage of Abraham. I will bring forth a new age, and a new covenant shall be my legacy! I will vanquish all evil in my Father's name! Amen!
I Am the son of GOD! I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE! TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN! I AM OF ONE FLESHWITH THE DIVINE AND OF THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM! I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACY! I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHERS NAME! AMEN!
And then you enter the elevator shaft, and as the score appears, a hand reaches out and slashes through it, "I have no enemies, but YOU" And then you're forced into the fight anyway
"Oh... Finally free... The Angels lost all control since god left us. And I must protect what he left from those who can't honour our father's name... But first I must thank you, living object, for giving me my freedom. But i don't see any soul in you, and you should pay for all the crimes your bloodstained hands have commited against our father's creations. So, come here machine, and get ready to recieve some holy spirit..." * *Song drop starts and the machine gets real holy spirit xD* *
I honestly belive Jesus would call v1 "relic of humanity" as it becoming completely extinct after the war and Jesus being the one who was yet to return once more to the earth before being locked away by the angels themselves due to God himself abandoning him and the souls of the gates
ngl, i can see this working, a more clouded, ignorant, and blind Jesus, still trying to follow his fathers words, not knowing his kingdom has fallen. Not knowing he is speaking the words of a lord who is not there. a god, who has gone mad. (idk i just really like the idea from this somewhat silly video)
Would Jesus prime mean he was sent to hell? It would be a badass lore bit if that was the case. God left humanity and in turn imprisoned his son forever. "Jesus spent those days not in anger but in divine introspection, and became a being of pure enlightenment, he wishes to take his new throne as God. But he wishes to do away with humanity's mistakes, starting anew. He comes face to face with one such mistake right after he is freed from his tomb. He is saddened by V1, only wishing the machine was gifted by the humans to feel remorse, so that it may be forgiven. Alas, V1 has become the first thing Jesus must kill, and he intends for no pieces to remain.
It would be a double bossfight, you first fight Judas Prime, when he's about to be killed, Jesus shows up an destroys him, he was kept by the Holy Council and managed to escape after their death or something like that
Honestly, it seems that once god died and heaven was thrown into chaos, that the angels just could not follow god’s plan (killing of Minos to appoint one of their own as judge of hell, killing Sisyphus, thus ending the eternal torment he was judged with for defying god, the stopping of the leviathan which is a deviation from the original end of the world, and the more that will come in either treachery or fraud). If Jesus did exist he would either be as lost as the angels or encaged in hell, seen through the lens’s of being half human rather than being the rightful heir to the throne god left. Also the use of the cross as the tree of life (possibly a stand in of the biblical tree that Adam and Eve ate from) makes it seem there was never a messiah and that humanity’s sins were not forgiven, which matches up with hell likely being created in the modern era as god grew depressed at humanity killing each other. On the topic of things changing once god died, have you noticed how humans actually got their crap together after the final war and are the most humble and friendly beings in hell. That may imply that god was so quick to kill humanity when they started mass devastation that he never gave them time to learn and improve indicating that this whole story is almost entirely gods fault by consequence.
His speech actually makes sense in terms of ultrakill lore because god regrets making hell so having a Shepard teach how to get into heaven would make canon sense
I was literally thinking the exact same thing with the clip and your song but i guess since there are 8 billion people on the planet if you’ve got an idea there will always be another person to have the exact same one so you just have to hope you will do it faster than them
Hey I just want to let you know after hearing the custom ost for jesus prime I got a little bit crazy and I am makeing a word document for Custom Prime souls.... And that document will become a base for a mod for ultrakill. But I do not know how to code sence I am stupid.
“Ah finally freedom. Angels from above I will show you my true reason why I was made. Father sent me down to atone for the sins of man And now someone new has to be shown my power. Machine from the surface my utter most thanks for my release But you were made by the very sinners who made my father leave us all And all the innocent souls you destroyed in your conquest will forever be remembered You even murdered your own sibling So now before I show my light to the angels above Look into my eyes *And get ready to receive some Holy Spirit* “
my favorite style of animation is this. just "moderately good animation followed by insanely good rotoscoped fight choreography for comical effect"
Are there others too?
@@yeehaw27look up Rigamarole. Some of his animations have them.
@@appsmasher7932 already subscribed to him, love his stuff
@@yeehaw27@theminutehour is the one that voices Jesus here and also has animations like this in his channel
This is ethereal snake. He's made some fantastic videos
We need some MF to actually make Jesus Prime now via modding. He is just too perfect.
in tundra
I would love to mod in my own prime sanctum in it
@@ratacaca5332 Yeah, same. I could imagine how that would go already, at least if it was designed around being a P-3 level.
@@KoteNahui If I am correct, that software isn't public. Kinda sad, but I know it is still probably very WiP.
fr. Wait dont you comment on cataclysmic armageddon videos?
I cant wait for ultrakill modding to get to the point where there are custom prime sanctums and prime souls, that shit’s gonna be great
liberty prime in prime sanctum 27 be like:
@@holyshitthatisalotofdrugs *V1 enters the sanctum and immediately gets clocked with 20 nukes*
The Foolish Machine walking into the prime sanctum only to see a man in a plastic chair, turned back at them:
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 i see someone making a maxwell prime. (it is me, i will make it.)
it could be a gank fight, as v1 turns to leave or to evade an attack, he turns to see a Brazilian cyborg who’s there for a good time
Fun fact: Each one of those attacks would kill Judas, however since Jesus has been shown to heal people to the touch even subconsciously, Judas was simply healed so fast that it seemed as if he took no damage
if he become act 3 final prime, he better make him an absolte unity of impossibility
You need gabe to kill him
@@Acefdiamondsnot even killing him, just making him dissapear tbh.
@@Akarii-h7z make the fight last until Jesus agrees that you would've beaten him if he wasn't immortal (each difficulty ramps up the time you need to survive, with better style = less time, and getting hit results in a penalty which adds more time.)
I LOVE the way he says "Get ready to recive some Holy Spirit" and the beat drops
harder than Minos Prime Dropkick
Get it? Love
for fuck sake
@@Whiskey_Delta hey thats actually clever
@@nerou76 Thanks king :)
I don't get it
woah that flesh prison fight was hard jesus chr- *JESUS CHRIST!?!?!?!?*
jesus chri-
Yeah?.
Someone is def making Jesus Prime when the level editor comes out
2 of my favourite things in one place: ultrakill, and TMH's epic voice acting
Now all we need is for someone to add a funny filter to Jesus's voice for it to be close to Minos or Susyphis
There’s already one in his monologue, we can just apply that to the rest of his dialogue
Testament V
I never planned for this to go so wrong
I never planned for mankind to deviate so far
I never planned on creating the festering pit below in hopes of setting them right
I never planned on casting my brightest angel away to the depths because of my fear and unease
And I never planned on him, my only child, descending as well with the false hope of being able to overcome the corrupting powers that realm had forged and be able to fix my mistakes
I only want for all of it to be gone
Is this a quote dear god
What?
Famous last words by judas
Now we just wait until someone remakes this but with the fanmade Jesus Prime and Judas Prime spirtes, even better if we can get a mashup o both of their themes
I showed my Christian friend this and he said: "nah, this is not Jesus"
this cured my deppresion
I’m proud of you my creation
So this is what Edmund McMillen was planning for Repentence +
jesus.
if i get tundra by some miracle, ill learn how to script, model, VA and make this real
Jesus after discovering Lolis:
I like how this has nothing to do with Ultrakill, but at the same time has
Quick Jesus use the holy hand grenade of ancroc
I need a Jesus Prime mod now with this moveset
"Crucify Thyself!"
The fuckin jesus look a like tweaking on the ropes 😭🙏
Dificulty: Impossible
This is actual P-3 leaked footage
Jesus after watching this: I AM THE SON OF GOD. I WILL NOT BE MOCKED BY A INSOLENT MORTAL. I WILL MAKE THIS SLAYER BLOOD SPILL. JUST YOU WAIT FOR P-3!
Imagine jesus having like, a giant brown swordsmachine bound to obey him to represent the other part of the cross
it would be a great mod,imaggine him groing wings when the fight starts,ripping his wings in the second,enraged, phase and at the end his halo breaks
jesus prime would be sick
Real Jesus Lore. (I love this video so much it made me cackle)
BRO, IM ABOUT TO MAKE THIS MEME
imagine if we actually got Jesus Prime and he was portrayed some entitled jackass from heaven
He was going to beat all the demons and sinners
Jesus beating the shit out of people is awesome.
1:28 HE IS BEATING HIM UP SO HARD THAT YOU CAN SEE AFTER IMAGES
I hope that Hakita puts a secret boss fight in P-3 that is this: as a tribute to the meme
I have to use this in a video
its gonna be judas prime, why tf would jesus be in hell
i would consider myself to be an atheist. wether or not god is real, i do not worship him. most christians today make it hard to want to do so. why would a loving god be willing to punish you for eternity? but it’s videos like this make me rlly want to believe in a religion. hate god, love jesus
Looks I'm fighting Jesus, probably not going to win against the Messiah.
Get ready to recieve some holy spirit. *0100110* *AAGHH*
Get ready to receive some holy spirit
This is perfect lmao
Р-3 secret leaked prime sanctum
The True Power of Jesus Christ
P-S
I love this
P-3
BLESSING
+ ENRAGED
meatcanyon lookin ahh animation lol
I am the son of GOD! I was sent DOWN by my Father, To lead his flock to paradise. To atone for the sins of adam and eve in the garden. I am of one with the flesh of the divine, and of the lineage of Abraham. I will bring forth a new age, and a new covenant shall be my legacy! I will vanquish all evil in my Father's name! Amen!
×1.75 :)
I Am the son of GOD! I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE! TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN! I AM OF ONE FLESHWITH THE DIVINE AND OF THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM! I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACY! I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHERS NAME! AMEN!
Who is the guy doing the fucking exercise 😭
Hello
استغفر الله Iam muslim
get ready to receive holy spirit
Can't wait for jesus prime saying "i have no enemies" and then just let you skip the boss fight
Before he absolutely Annahilates you
"I have no enemies...because they are all dead."
*Insert Death Metal music as the boss fight ensues*
@@you_arent_allowed_an_opini3097 ''i had enemys.. Before i rip off their jaw and crush their skull''
And then you enter the elevator shaft, and as the score appears, a hand reaches out and slashes through it,
"I have no enemies, but YOU"
And then you're forced into the fight anyway
"I have no enemies"
shoots once with nail gun
"I have *one* enemy"
P-3
If there was a jesus prime mod it MUST include “get ready to receive some holy spirit” just before the fight starts
"Oh... Finally free... The Angels lost all control since god left us. And I must protect what he left from those who can't honour our father's name...
But first I must thank you, living object, for giving me my freedom. But i don't see any soul in you, and you should pay for all the crimes your bloodstained hands have commited against our father's creations.
So, come here machine, and get ready to recieve some holy spirit..."
* *Song drop starts and the machine gets real holy spirit xD* *
I honestly belive Jesus would call v1 "relic of humanity" as it becoming completely extinct after the war and Jesus being the one who was yet to return once more to the earth before being locked away by the angels themselves due to God himself abandoning him and the souls of the gates
@@S1llayCherr7z would he call v1 his "grandson" as he is a product of humanity (god's children)
Idk man jesus prime actually hits different, I'd love to see it!
id LOVE it too tbh
"I SHALL BRING THE HOLY PUNISHMENT FOR THE SINS OF THE LAMB OF STEEL! AMEN!"
I love the concept of a Tevangelican sounding Jesus Christ to be honest.
ngl, i can see this working, a more clouded, ignorant, and blind Jesus, still trying to follow his fathers words, not knowing his kingdom has fallen. Not knowing he is speaking the words of a lord who is not there. a god, who has gone mad. (idk i just really like the idea from this somewhat silly video)
I would imagine that this would be like some endless mode where he respawns and you get scored based on how many times you kill him
Would Jesus prime mean he was sent to hell? It would be a badass lore bit if that was the case. God left humanity and in turn imprisoned his son forever. "Jesus spent those days not in anger but in divine introspection, and became a being of pure enlightenment, he wishes to take his new throne as God. But he wishes to do away with humanity's mistakes, starting anew. He comes face to face with one such mistake right after he is freed from his tomb. He is saddened by V1, only wishing the machine was gifted by the humans to feel remorse, so that it may be forgiven. Alas, V1 has become the first thing Jesus must kill, and he intends for no pieces to remain.
It would be a double bossfight, you first fight Judas Prime, when he's about to be killed, Jesus shows up an destroys him, he was kept by the Holy Council and managed to escape after their death or something like that
*”GET READY TO RECEIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT”*
Honestly, it seems that once god died and heaven was thrown into chaos, that the angels just could not follow god’s plan (killing of Minos to appoint one of their own as judge of hell, killing Sisyphus, thus ending the eternal torment he was judged with for defying god, the stopping of the leviathan which is a deviation from the original end of the world, and the more that will come in either treachery or fraud). If Jesus did exist he would either be as lost as the angels or encaged in hell, seen through the lens’s of being half human rather than being the rightful heir to the throne god left. Also the use of the cross as the tree of life (possibly a stand in of the biblical tree that Adam and Eve ate from) makes it seem there was never a messiah and that humanity’s sins were not forgiven, which matches up with hell likely being created in the modern era as god grew depressed at humanity killing each other.
On the topic of things changing once god died, have you noticed how humans actually got their crap together after the final war and are the most humble and friendly beings in hell. That may imply that god was so quick to kill humanity when they started mass devastation that he never gave them time to learn and improve indicating that this whole story is almost entirely gods fault by consequence.
This isnt for P-3 its for P-S
P-P
@@xenux7669big PP jesus is coming.
@@xenux7669U-P (ULTRA PERFECT)
@@pyschobandit4478M-P?
@@pyschobandit4478 UP
Lets be real, the devs would definitely make jesus prime a thing, if it weren't for all the christian parents it would anger.
Ultrakill probably angers enough Christian parents already with its violent nature and blasphemous story.
As a Christian who plays and loves this game I see this as a win.
@@GmantheGreat2267 same
No, because Jesus Prime wouldn't make sense with ultrakill lore
@@tristanmisja Shhhhhh
Let us have our fantasies
WE NEED A JESUS PRIME MOD
it would be so fucking sick
The sped up crossfit jesus at the end, perfection
His speech actually makes sense in terms of ultrakill lore because god regrets making hell so having a Shepard teach how to get into heaven would make canon sense
and so by fighting jesus prime you can unlock heaven
"I WAS SENT **DEOWN** BAH MUH FATHA" hit different
This is to perfect! Now i can be jamming and look at a masterpiece. Wel done my guy! You deserve all the praise
Moses and Muhammed: hold up bro,we comin to help
Abraham: Yoo, whats you all partyin,my grandkids
WHY DOES THE INTRO GO SO WELL?
I was literally thinking the exact same thing with the clip and your song but i guess since there are 8 billion people on the planet if you’ve got an idea there will always be another person to have the exact same one so you just have to hope you will do it faster than them
Jesus prime is now my fav p3 theory i dont care how unlikely it is I need this
Hey I just want to let you know after hearing the custom ost for jesus prime I got a little bit crazy and I am makeing a word document for Custom Prime souls.... And that document will become a base for a mod for ultrakill. But I do not know how to code sence I am stupid.
But I am going to a place that will teach you on how to make games and stuff.
I only have two primes done. Jesus prime and ixion prime but I need a pun name for his level because "lust of eradication" is just not fitting wth me
Nvm I remembered what the level was called again love of betrayal
@@hudsonkilbury3416 look forward to this shit lmao
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT
🔥🔥WE ARE GETTING OUT FROM PARADISIO WITH THIS 🔥🔥
WE ARE GETTING OUT OF P-3 WITH THIS
have to try to remember this isnt canon in jesus lore
new p-3 update lookin sick
if someone makes a fanmade jesus prime i needd these sounds in it
W quality shitpost
Bro, Jesus Prime would be insanely hard, look how he is absolutely folding Judas
This song goes hard wtf
ULTRAKILL 2: PURGATORY
ULTRAKILL 3: HEAVEN
JESUS, THE HOLY SPIRT
I think Jesus Prime would be the final Prime Soul, I mean Jesus is the son of god and because Prime Souls are more powerful than their previous form.
“Ah finally freedom.
Angels from above I will show you my true reason why I was made.
Father sent me down to atone for the sins of man
And now someone new has to be shown my power.
Machine from the surface my utter most thanks for my release
But you were made by the very sinners who made my father leave us all
And all the innocent souls you destroyed in your conquest will forever be remembered
You even murdered your own sibling
So now before I show my light to the angels above
Look into my eyes
*And get ready to receive some Holy Spirit* “
Dude what the fuck was that and why did I like it
does anybody have the link for the original video of the guy in the gym lmao
Here ya go: ua-cam.com/users/shorts21U0k1_fEFk
@@BrainlessV2 ty
i love that youtube says that this is literally ultrakill
like, ULTRAKILL THE GAME
JESUS PRIME YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR FIGHTING- oh dam OH DAM OK NVM YOUR GOOD
third prime soul
"Pray to the father so that he gives you a chance, because if not, I will ERASE you from EXISTENCE,Your Metallic lamb!!"
so goofy
WHY HAVE I ONLY SEEN ONE OTHER COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO ABOUT THE RANDOM CLIPS OF JESUS AT THE GYM IN THIS VIDEO
its either Judas or Jesus prime with will it be moded in First? That is the question if not Hakita does is canon.
*JUDGEMENT*