The movie that wanted to be Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels and ended up being Frying Pan In The Face But The Handle Broke And It Just Fell Down And Made A "Thud" Sound As It Hit The Ground.
Jimmy the Bubble is Greek . A Bubble is slang for a Greek person. It derives from the delicious meal of Bubble and Squeak,which rhymes with Greek. It's perfectly clear.
I have been asked about the helicopter on the field - it was shot at a Spurs footballers house in Oxford, that was his private helicopter. He would not allow us to get in it or take it up. We were allowed to use his drive and helicopter area. The big helicopter was at biggin hill air field - that helicopter is now in florida.
If you ask Bobby George to appear on your show I'm sure he would! He's a proper fun bloke and enjoys taking the piss out of himself and his work. He's a real genuine gentleman! And has time for everyone in public so I have no doubt he would do a Skype session, probably for free as well! Great show guys, not watched for a while. Glad I sourced you out today!!!
@@adrianfitzpatrick4638 the thing about low budget British movies is that ever since Snatch everyone and their mum been wanting to make their own Snatch often too mixed results.
Hi Lads great video. Being British let me fill you in. Diamond who gets shot at the start he is actually playing snooker this will be relevant later. He is played by Bobby George a professional darts player. Dr Phil was a professional snooker player called Willie Thorne Believe it or not both very famous over here. Goatee guy is Gary Bushell a sort of journalist who championed punk and Oi back in the day. Another layer to a great movie lol
The Miranda warning is called the 'caution' in the UK. Used to be identical to the US version, but was changed some years ago. "You're not required to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you fail to mention when questioned something on which you later rely on in court".
Not quite. It's, "You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.”
(In my best Wernor Herzog voice) “It makes sense to have island music playing during the torture of a well endowed woman. The horror is meant to illustrate the stakes involved while the breasts titillate the weirdos that like BDSM and other hardcore taboo sex. Myself included.” Damn, this whole movie gave me Meltdown, Lords of the Street and Checkmate vibes like crazy.
2:17 I'm going to do my best to translate here - "Now listen here, now come on mate, you're into everything. How many strings you onto your bow?? I'll let them pack, because she champagne gets her black bag back. She's got international power". I don't know half of what that means.
Biker gangs' whole M.O. in the UK is to ride up to Kirby Lonsdale and eat bacon sandwiches whilst hanging out on an ancient stone bridge. Incidentally, this film is filled with crap, unrecognisable British celebrities all of whom are vaguely known for playing either darts or snooker. And they WERE reciting the Miranda Rights. The UK caution is "I am arresting you on suspicion of (INSERT CRIMINAL OFFENCE HERE) You do not have to say anything but anything you do say may later harm your defence in court, etc."
@@weirdguy1495 How more direct can it be than, "You have the right to an attorney. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." It couldn't be any more clear. Do you not understand plain English?
come on everyone you must CALL ME FAT! SO I CAN GET ON THE TREADMILL....THANKS FOR WATCHING GATWICK GANGSTERS IT WAS FUN TO DO, BUT HARD WORK...GATWICK GANGSTERS 2 IS IN THE WORKS...LOVE ALL YOUR COMMENTS AND LOVE THE HARSH ONE'S TOO! ...YOU MUST CALL ME 'FAT' AS IT WILL GET ME SLIMMING...CHEERS SALLY XX
really nice bunch of people gals too...it was a hot day and they were all getting hot and tired. my uncle lived next door he did not know it was me filming him and his mrs were getting rather scared of the large amount of bikers running up and down....he should have known it was his relative haha
13:35 Its called an Over Under Shotgun colloquially because the barrels are stacked one over the other. This is usually used in things like skeet shooting, but they're honestly more usable than a side by side double barrel because its easier to aim. Instead of having the two barrels side by side and machined so that they have the projectiles ranged at some fixed distance, you can have a simpler set up.
Were clearly going for a 'snatch' type movie but so laughably inept it hurts. Also Diamond Larry is Bobby George, aka Bobby Dazzler, aka the King of Bling, former darts pro. Was on TV earlier tonight commentating on some games.
They really weren’t kidding about it being a British version of a Maisonette film. I wouldn’t have been surprised if at some point in the plot they just introduced an American agent who had been shot 15 years ago.
I watch your reviews all the time. This is the first time I watched the bad movie before you guys did. I remember watching this years ago on Amazon and felt like I was ripped off 10 minutes in. The editing and sound is unbelievable and the soundtrack gives you a migraine. On behalf of British people, I’m sorry.
this is great , you can tell the genre and vibe they were going for , some of the dialogue is on point . just held back by production funding . shampange seems really fun love that big hair
I implore everyone to check out the trivia section on the IMDb page. Clearly someone hates this movie enough to troll an entire page worth of fake trivia. 🤣🤣🤣
"Lots of the cast enjoyed the catering but some didn't. Most of the time there was a varied menu but on one day there was no vegetarian option." 4 of 5 found this interesting
Willie Thorne was a snooker player who turned gambling addict and corrupt. He use to live near me near grey glen, Leicestershire. I use to play snooker at his club when a teen.
that was rough. the only thing worse than watching some of these bad movies is the cringe you experience when it sinks in that there are people running around, proud to have made that steaming pile of garbage. that Shampagne dame is Neil Breen level delusional.
There are so many airsoft props in this movie. Like I guarantee the reason why that one MI-6 guy is fat is because he had an airsoft license and an airsoft gun that looked like an M4 or whatever.
That 2 barrel shotgun is called an "over/under", as opposed to a "side by side" where the barrels are next to each other instead. (edit): 36:40 - that's not a back-hoe. That's a front-loader.
i was trying to keep things like they are in real life...even typing this some thing is going down in china, or around the world....we are surrounded in sub-plots and in life...who really is our partner talking to on the phone?
You are in the Pocketman and Cargoboy 3, you did it! Wow! (I am a new follower, I just watched the Pc&CB videos a few weeks ago, and remember that you said you want to be in the 3rd movie, but never thought that you could make it)
Hey you, I'm also a new follower, and I've recently made some comments when the video first launched. It was to make Bryan and Kyle watch Mr. Magoo (1997) for episode 153, and Meet the Deedles for episode 154. Can you please let them notice my great idea? If they do, I would also make these reviews a two-parter that's dedicated to "Good Bad or Bad Bad Disney Movies".
OMG...the bomb. It had "TNT" in the back, a car battery, and what looked like some kind of old fuse board! And that was supposed to be a nuke! I choked on my drink laughing at that! XD
"You know that Guy Ritchie fella? I BET I can make his movies, only better!" "Whatever you say, dear ..." "You really mean that?!" "Sure, dear ..." "Are you just saying what I want to hear?!" "Not at all, dear ..."
I think the seemingly random title cards are the filmmaker's earnest and futile attempt to be a cross between Danny Boyle, Guy Ritchie, and Martin Scorsese (i.e. freeze-frames with character names, humorous location titles like "years ago back home" or "the filthiest toilet in Scotland," etc.)
Dear Bryan and Kyle, as a proud British citizen please let me say that Shampagne and her films are as authentic to my country as Neil Breen and his films are to yours...it's a funny old world
Lol Bobby George (the guy dripping with Mr T jewelry) is a fucking Don. He's an ex darts Pro who is basically playing himself. That's how he talks. I don't know if it's on UA-cam but there's some content about of Bobby George reading excerpts from Shakespeare. It's *Estuary English* very separate from Cockney which people assume this is.
Nothing says British gangsters like American gangsta rap! Also, how the hell did you guys make it through this move? I had to come back several times just to finish the review and I like you guys! FUCK! How is this movie still going? Stop reviewing it I can't take it anymore!
I'm pretty sure some english rappers are asked to rap with an american accent. that's what happened with the song, "return of the mack," the artist is english but was asked to sing american. for marketability.
As if anyone who's had to suffer dealing with the actual Gatwick Airport and area already hasn't suffered enough, here's This. What's next? Heathrow Horror?
Britain has helped create some of the greatest films ever made, but we seem incapable of making them on our own. There have been a few gems, but how many period dramas and crappy gangster movies does the world need?
I know why there's a boxing ring. Notice the obvious branding set up in the turnbuckles where you don't normally see signs? That ring was essentially product placement/advertisement for "Protec Boxing". I'm willing to bet that Shampane or whatever her name was got sponsorship deals to fund the movie, and to help sweeten those sponsorship deals, she promised to show their names, or feature their businesses prominently in the movie. I'm willing to bet that that bar, "The Half Moon" was also a sponsor. I'm sure that all these businesses who helped sponsor this movie to get themselves or their names featured in it, are REALLY proud of the results. The boxing ring, I can see as, "We sell and rent boxing rings. If we're going to agree to this deal, you need to feature one of our rings in the movie.". And Shampane just... stuck a boxing ring with the branding in some random scene, regardless of whether it fit the scene or not. I guarantee that the boxing ring was NOT a part of the script or a feature of this location.
you are right the boxing scene was put in for a favour. it was really an illegal boxing match which made me feel a bit upset seeing guys knock the shit out of each other for real! not sure if I would go to a real one again...when I saw this guy get the shit knocked out of him, he had nobody with him and was in a bad state! no rules, no medical help,
BTW "bubble" is cockney rhyming slang for Greek...."bubble and squeak/Greek"...also--we don't have "feds" in the UK because we don't have a federal government
I just got through watching this movie. It's terrible. Like someone found a discarded script in Guy Ritchie's bins and ran with it. I loved it! Just a little background info for those across the pond. Larry was played by Bobby George, a very famous darts player in the UK. Willie Thorne (British Dr. Phil) played The Beast, a very famous snooker player. You had two pillars of UK sports in this movie! Not only that, Ray Razor was played by a guy who considers himself a former gangster, Dave Courtney. He wasn't a gangster. He famously makes up gangland stories for clout.
Oh, "Bubble" is cockney rhyming slang for Greek. "Bubble & squeek" Bubble & squeek is a foodstuff made out of the leftovers of a Sunday roast. Typically cabbage, potato & a shit tonne of butter. It's delicious. "He's a cakehole but, he's safe" means he has a habit of mouthing off, however he is still good to carry out jobs. "Little mean, little wanky, fucking arsehole" well, um....
British police warning: You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
The film is a incomprehensible mess of nothing. EDIT: Having said that, I wish that female lead actually makes more movies. It would be great to see more female bad filmmakers.
Unfortunately most women have things called shame, self awareness and pride. Delusional male film makers have none of those traits. 🤣🤣🤣 I hope Shampagne makes more movies….this was a lovely delusional mess and plus this would put GBorBB ahead of the curve. 😁
What is with the scattershot yellow flashes? Was this shot on real film and the film loader was incompetent? My dad’s 1958 8mm home movies had this, but he had to load the film in the closet.
Two movies in a row about Shampagne and Bullets.
This comment deserves better...
*Loud British Noises*. I laughed every time at that.
“She’s makin’ me look a fakin’ mug!”
Translation
“I must say, that daring femme fatale is making me look rather foolish to my peers!”
The movie that wanted to be Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels and ended up being Frying Pan In The Face But The Handle Broke And It Just Fell Down And Made A "Thud" Sound As It Hit The Ground.
Lock Stock has a lot to answer for
I would pay to see that film
@@jamstonjulian6947 snatch is also my big fav
@@sallyclack "Snatch" is a decent Guy Ritchie movie, but IMO it pales in comparison with "Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels".
I was gonna comment on you capitalizing nearly every word but then I realized the entire thing was the title. 😂😂
Just saw the trailer ahead of time before this premiered. As a British person, I am so frickin' sorry you had to witness this.
Mate, by the name of the film alone I could tell this was a “British of the worst”…
I forgive you. Hello from the US of A!
Dear God forgive us.
As a British person can you understand what they’re saying!?!
@@zipdakill
The cockney accents sound so exaggerated that it hurts!
Jimmy the Bubble is Greek . A Bubble is slang for a Greek person. It derives from the delicious meal of Bubble and Squeak,which rhymes with Greek. It's perfectly clear.
Cockney rhyming slang strikes again!
some bubble said something to me in bubble one time...its all greek salad to me
Cockney rhyming slang is the most nonsensical thing I swear to god
I have been asked about the helicopter on the field - it was shot at a Spurs footballers house in Oxford, that was his private helicopter. He would not allow us to get in it or take it up. We were allowed to use his drive and helicopter area. The big helicopter was at biggin hill air field - that helicopter is now in florida.
I have SO many questions, but I'll stick to one or two, who funded this movie, and where did u find all the actors?
@@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight gatwick gangsters 1 was self funded...we got all the actors from star now...
@@sallyclack lol amazing, thanks for the reply after all this time 😉
@@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight sorry about that i did not see the question xx
What are the lyrics to the song they play in this. "Struggle like a (something)"
If you ask Bobby George to appear on your show I'm sure he would! He's a proper fun bloke and enjoys taking the piss out of himself and his work. He's a real genuine gentleman! And has time for everyone in public so I have no doubt he would do a Skype session, probably for free as well! Great show guys, not watched for a while. Glad I sourced you out today!!!
his wife Maria is a really beautiful lady..
“It’s all gone tits up”
Translation
“Oh my goodness! This hasn’t transpired in my favour!”
I mentioned this masterpiece awhile ago. Hopefully, my suggestion is the reason for this review.
I can only apologise ;)
@@arrongumbrell539 dont apologize I'd never heard of this. Bobby George is a fucking Don.
@@adrianfitzpatrick4638 the thing about low budget British movies is that ever since Snatch everyone and their mum been wanting to make their own Snatch often too mixed results.
@@arrongumbrell539 Snatch is a cultural milestone, an undisputed classic and one of the most quotable movies of all time
The accent is *Estuary English* . Diamond Larry, played by Bobby George is the blueprint for Estuary English.
well done I grew up on the isle of sheppey, kent
For anyone who saw Britcoms this was the accent featured in Keeping Up Appearances
Hi Lads great video.
Being British let me fill you in. Diamond who gets shot at the start he is actually playing snooker this will be relevant later. He is played by Bobby George a professional darts player.
Dr Phil was a professional snooker player called Willie Thorne Believe it or not both very famous over here.
Goatee guy is Gary Bushell a sort of journalist who championed punk and Oi back in the day.
Another layer to a great movie lol
Lol @Dr Phil/Willie Thorne
Shame none of them knew F-all about making movies.
@@adrianfitzpatrick4638 willie thorne plays the beast -
@@Tcoldsteel we got to take life not too serious....we all had a go...and we still have over 1 million subscribers
...that's good to know... now, do you have the slightest clue what the plot was?
The Miranda warning is called the 'caution' in the UK. Used to be identical to the US version, but was changed some years ago. "You're not required to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you fail to mention when questioned something on which you later rely on in court".
Not quite. It's, "You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.”
I'm British myself and I struggled to understand the beginning part you showed 😆
My favorite part of that clip was the distorted "Oh fuck" that sounded like he was shitting out a demon baby.
(In my best Wernor Herzog voice) “It makes sense to have island music playing during the torture of a well endowed woman. The horror is meant to illustrate the stakes involved while the breasts titillate the weirdos that like BDSM and other hardcore taboo sex. Myself included.”
Damn, this whole movie gave me Meltdown, Lords of the Street and Checkmate vibes like crazy.
Werner Herzog would never, EVER say anything like that. He'd say "MYSELF included."
@@Derek_Smallshorts 👍🏻👍🏻
It only gets worse when they finally see the horror that is Who's Your Caddy?
There are people that DON’T like bdsm?
2:17 I'm going to do my best to translate here - "Now listen here, now come on mate, you're into everything. How many strings you onto your bow?? I'll let them pack, because she champagne gets her black bag back. She's got international power". I don't know half of what that means.
So you mean subtitles won’t help at all? 🤣🤣🤣
@@theleap2946 I'm afraid not 😭😂
Strings on a bow is probably a variation of "cards up your sleeve"?
Biker gangs' whole M.O. in the UK is to ride up to Kirby Lonsdale and eat bacon sandwiches whilst hanging out on an ancient stone bridge. Incidentally, this film is filled with crap, unrecognisable British celebrities all of whom are vaguely known for playing either darts or snooker. And they WERE reciting the Miranda Rights. The UK caution is "I am arresting you on suspicion of (INSERT CRIMINAL OFFENCE HERE) You do not have to say anything but anything you do say may later harm your defence in court, etc."
Surprised nobody shouted “call 911!”
@@weirdguy1495 How more direct can it be than, "You have the right to an attorney. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." It couldn't be any more clear. Do you not understand plain English?
come on everyone you must CALL ME FAT! SO I CAN GET ON THE TREADMILL....THANKS FOR WATCHING GATWICK GANGSTERS IT WAS FUN TO DO, BUT HARD WORK...GATWICK GANGSTERS 2 IS IN THE WORKS...LOVE ALL YOUR COMMENTS AND LOVE THE HARSH ONE'S TOO! ...YOU MUST CALL ME 'FAT' AS IT WILL GET ME SLIMMING...CHEERS SALLY XX
Ms. Shampagne, I have absolutely no problem with your current self. 😉😘😘😘
@@theleap2946 ah...thank you...i am on the treadmill hahah love ya...shampagne
@@sallyclack thank you, love. 😊😘😘😘😘
It's always nice to see a filmmaker who's good-natured about receiving criticism and doesn't mind having a bit of a laugh at themselves! 🙌☺
@@ObtuseMori thanks Obtuse..xx
This is what you get when you get a professional darts player and a professional snooker player to star in a gangster film.
13:53 its still a double barrel. but i think that design is called the "over under"
Biker "gangs" in the UK are just retired bankers and lawyers who only meet up on sundays before a round of golf lol
really nice bunch of people gals too...it was a hot day and they were all getting hot and tired. my uncle lived next door he did not know it was me filming him and his mrs were getting rather scared of the large amount of bikers running up and down....he should have known it was his relative haha
13:35 Its called an Over Under Shotgun colloquially because the barrels are stacked one over the other. This is usually used in things like skeet shooting, but they're honestly more usable than a side by side double barrel because its easier to aim. Instead of having the two barrels side by side and machined so that they have the projectiles ranged at some fixed distance, you can have a simpler set up.
gun is my dad's he bought it in reigate high street off some guy!
all the cast dared me to saw the gun to miff my dad off....
Were clearly going for a 'snatch' type movie but so laughably inept it hurts. Also Diamond Larry is Bobby George, aka Bobby Dazzler, aka the King of Bling, former darts pro. Was on TV earlier tonight commentating on some games.
Go to the IMDB page for Gatwick Gangsters, and read the trivia items.
I did, and subsequently pissed my pants.
Thank you, that is the best IMDB trivia page I have ever seen!
add some to it clagfest it will be a laugh
I'm originally from essex (right next to East London) so i understood everything that was said in all those clips. Perhaps i should give it a go.
Oh lord, that Irish gang should have been cast members from Fatal Deviation.
They really weren’t kidding about it being a British version of a Maisonette film. I wouldn’t have been surprised if at some point in the plot they just introduced an American agent who had been shot 15 years ago.
we were looking for an american but could not find one in the uk quick enough but next one gg2 we have written one in
@@sallyclack if you ever come across love and make it to Seattle, I’d love to buy you a beer and learn about how you got into movie making. ❤
@@ItsBunnyBuns sounds fun xx
The editing was done in bobby's bar, which is in his house. The lake on the front he dug himself with JCB and fishes there everyday!
You should interview Shampagne and ask her to explain the plot and characters.
love too that would be fun..
I want to see an interview with her and Alex Maize
Very bad use of Bobby George, I mean no poison dart throwing? Bobby needs to hook up with Danny Dyer 🤣
I watch your reviews all the time. This is the first time I watched the bad movie before you guys did. I remember watching this years ago on Amazon and felt like I was ripped off 10 minutes in. The editing and sound is unbelievable and the soundtrack gives you a migraine. On behalf of British people, I’m sorry.
It's ok. They obviously haven't seen Meet the Deedles yet. When they do, they'll accept your apology.
@@HJordan-xn9pj 😄
You know, JJ Abrams is infamous for lens flare. What would you call this, lens burn?
"HAY! Is there a sign on my door that says it's the end of the fucking rainbow!".
this is great , you can tell the genre and vibe they were going for , some of the dialogue is on point . just held back by production funding . shampange seems really fun love that big hair
I grew up near Gatwick and I can't understand what they're saying half the time either, don't worry 🤣
This whole movie feels like the Bill Hader SNL bit "Don'You Go Rounin' Roun to Re Ro"
Saw ‘British Dr Phil’ and thought wow, that looks like Willie Thorne! …and IMDB says it is!
I implore everyone to check out the trivia section on the IMDb page. Clearly someone hates this movie enough to troll an entire page worth of fake trivia. 🤣🤣🤣
Seriously, do. It’s magnificent.
"Lots of the cast enjoyed the catering but some didn't. Most of the time there was a varied menu but on one day there was no vegetarian option."
4 of 5 found this interesting
YES THE TRIVIA WAS SHIT IT WAS MADE UP BY IMDD - WHO ALSO PUT SOMEONE'S ELSE FILM LOG LINES ON OUR GG
I must be too far gone, I understood all the accents.
Willie Thorne was a snooker player who turned gambling addict and corrupt. He use to live near me near grey glen, Leicestershire. I use to play snooker at his club when a teen.
he died in spain with his beautiful wife jill...she is in the helicopter scene...lovely lady
HOnestly the moment at 42:00 when she takes out a receipt from her little card reader and gives it to the guy is pretty funny
see brand new ideas....who would expect a bird to go into a brother yard with a card machine
that was rough. the only thing worse than watching some of these bad movies is the cringe you experience when it sinks in that there are people running around, proud to have made that steaming pile of garbage. that Shampagne dame is Neil Breen level delusional.
my first thought was that the Cockatoo Look was intended to be a parody of Margaret Thatcher
really a very hot wig to wear
Drag queens walked so Shampagne could run
one drag queen said i looked like mutton dressed as mutton...she i said I should lose a ton of weight
So glad I came across this channel, I love bad.
‘Bubble’ is Cockney rhyming slang for ‘Greek’
Bubble and Squeak…Greek
Look out guys, here comes the next Guy Ritchie
There are so many airsoft props in this movie. Like I guarantee the reason why that one MI-6 guy is fat is because he had an airsoft license and an airsoft gun that looked like an M4 or whatever.
Oi mate, you got a loisense for that toy?
all the actors would not come along unless they brought there guns....
Phun Phact: The constant bad audio is actually the rhythmic humming of nearby aircraft at Gatwick Airport... :P
probably was haha
44:58 I don’t understand this guys hair it’s so bad. Who in the world would have hair like this?
That 2 barrel shotgun is called an "over/under", as opposed to a "side by side" where the barrels are next to each other instead.
(edit): 36:40 - that's not a back-hoe. That's a front-loader.
I thought it was a Pinto.
@40:18 - Card readers, or "PDQ machines" to give them their proper British name are mostly wireless these days.
Audio quality seems to be nearly on Pair with Clash in the College
I’ve been waiting years for this one to gain traction haha
Y'all need Shampagne on this show to explain. I've never been more lost.
i was trying to keep things like they are in real life...even typing this some thing is going down in china, or around the world....we are surrounded in sub-plots and in life...who really is our partner talking to on the phone?
This looks better than anything Guy Richie has ever done!
cheers
Anyone knows how to fix a boiler?
my hubby did the camera works...
try getting a boiler from worcester bosch these days haha
You are in the Pocketman and Cargoboy 3, you did it! Wow!
(I am a new follower, I just watched the Pc&CB videos a few weeks ago, and remember that you said you want to be in the 3rd movie, but never thought that you could make it)
Hey you, I'm also a new follower, and I've recently made some comments when the video first launched. It was to make Bryan and Kyle watch Mr. Magoo (1997) for episode 153, and Meet the Deedles for episode 154. Can you please let them notice my great idea? If they do, I would also make these reviews a two-parter that's dedicated to "Good Bad or Bad Bad Disney Movies".
OMG...the bomb. It had "TNT" in the back, a car battery, and what looked like some kind of old fuse board! And that was supposed to be a nuke! I choked on my drink laughing at that! XD
it was made as a replica of fat boy
Well now I know what John DeHart would be like if he were a British lady.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shampagne and Bollocks.
love it
Holy shit 😂😂😂
Bryan and Kyle love to say that word, too.
"You know that Guy Ritchie fella? I BET I can make his movies, only better!"
"Whatever you say, dear ..."
"You really mean that?!"
"Sure, dear ..."
"Are you just saying what I want to hear?!"
"Not at all, dear ..."
when's he making another?
28:09 Wig by Sleazy P. Martini, GWAR's manager ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleazy_P._Martini )
i had the wig made at warner bros studio
I think the seemingly random title cards are the filmmaker's earnest and futile attempt to be a cross between Danny Boyle, Guy Ritchie, and Martin Scorsese (i.e. freeze-frames with character names, humorous location titles like "years ago back home" or "the filthiest toilet in Scotland," etc.)
Tarantino a bit also.
Dear Bryan and Kyle, as a proud British citizen please let me say that Shampagne and her films are as authentic to my country as Neil Breen and his films are to yours...it's a funny old world
...this just makes me think of that SNL sketch, "Don' You Go Rounin' Roun to Re Ro."
Lol Bobby George (the guy dripping with Mr T jewelry) is a fucking Don. He's an ex darts Pro who is basically playing himself. That's how he talks. I don't know if it's on UA-cam but there's some content about of Bobby George reading excerpts from Shakespeare. It's *Estuary English* very separate from Cockney which people assume this is.
All filmed in bobby's house and on his land.
in his bar but not on his land...the land shots were on my uncles farm in charlwood, surrey
Shampagne clearly has a type. Lol.
most of the actors still never keep in touch which is a shame
Big Ed from the Alex Maize CU?
THIS IS FROM 2017 How I thought this was from the 90s
no it was meant to be in 2014
Nothing says British gangsters like American gangsta rap!
Also, how the hell did you guys make it through this move? I had to come back several times just to finish the review and I like you guys!
FUCK! How is this movie still going? Stop reviewing it I can't take it anymore!
I'm pretty sure some english rappers are asked to rap with an american accent. that's what happened with the song, "return of the mack," the artist is english but was asked to sing american. for marketability.
the guys look like they are going to pass out at the end...
the most briitsh film ever, also i'm pretty sure the "you lucky bastard" line is ripped straight from Snatch
no it was a off the cuff remark with me and the actor
As if anyone who's had to suffer dealing with the actual Gatwick Airport and area already hasn't suffered enough, here's This. What's next? Heathrow Horror?
my uncle has the farm right on the airport of gatwick you could jump the fence and get into the air port
luton lunatics got a good ring
This is all very upsetting.
Britain has helped create some of the greatest films ever made, but we seem incapable of making them on our own.
There have been a few gems, but how many period dramas and crappy gangster movies does the world need?
it is such a hard job Happy Cynic...I should never have filmed with the camera we did...I should have used the cannon c300
The more appropriate title for this film is "Schlubs Doin Crimes in Pubs".
I know why there's a boxing ring. Notice the obvious branding set up in the turnbuckles where you don't normally see signs? That ring was essentially product placement/advertisement for "Protec Boxing". I'm willing to bet that Shampane or whatever her name was got sponsorship deals to fund the movie, and to help sweeten those sponsorship deals, she promised to show their names, or feature their businesses prominently in the movie. I'm willing to bet that that bar, "The Half Moon" was also a sponsor. I'm sure that all these businesses who helped sponsor this movie to get themselves or their names featured in it, are REALLY proud of the results. The boxing ring, I can see as, "We sell and rent boxing rings. If we're going to agree to this deal, you need to feature one of our rings in the movie.". And Shampane just... stuck a boxing ring with the branding in some random scene, regardless of whether it fit the scene or not. I guarantee that the boxing ring was NOT a part of the script or a feature of this location.
you are right the boxing scene was put in for a favour. it was really an illegal boxing match which made me feel a bit upset seeing guys knock the shit out of each other for real! not sure if I would go to a real one again...when I saw this guy get the shit knocked out of him, he had nobody with him and was in a bad state! no rules, no medical help,
BTW "bubble" is cockney rhyming slang for Greek...."bubble and squeak/Greek"...also--we don't have "feds" in the UK because we don't have a federal government
Bobby George, wtf are you doing?!
Bryan's hair getting more and more messed up the more he tries to make sense of this is hilarious
20:36 Damn it, you made me snort!
I just got through watching this movie. It's terrible. Like someone found a discarded script in Guy Ritchie's bins and ran with it. I loved it!
Just a little background info for those across the pond. Larry was played by Bobby George, a very famous darts player in the UK. Willie Thorne (British Dr. Phil) played The Beast, a very famous snooker player. You had two pillars of UK sports in this movie! Not only that, Ray Razor was played by a guy who considers himself a former gangster, Dave Courtney. He wasn't a gangster. He famously makes up gangland stories for clout.
Oh, "Bubble" is cockney rhyming slang for Greek. "Bubble & squeek" Bubble & squeek is a foodstuff made out of the leftovers of a Sunday roast. Typically cabbage, potato & a shit tonne of butter. It's delicious. "He's a cakehole but, he's safe" means he has a habit of mouthing off, however he is still good to carry out jobs. "Little mean, little wanky, fucking arsehole" well, um....
"famous" darts player
@@royjohnson3361 He was. Still is, really. Very well respected in the darts world. In fact, he does commentary now.
where you there when i picked it out of guy's bin...haha...we are going to be in talks for guy to direct #2
@@sallyclack Fuckin' 'ell darlin'!!!
AHH! They’re Northern Irish! That’s why you have trouble understanding them. Northern Ireland still counts as Britain
if you know an irish person ask them what muck is
British police warning:
You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
That's interesting. In the US, someone's choice to invoke a right cannot be considered as evidence against them.
One of the Gangster In this Movie working with me In Construction
I was prepared to make fun of them for not understanding British accents. Then I heard those clips... oh boy fair enough
Who did the casting? Ted hanky? Lol
Her HVAC husband looks like Gail from Breaking Bad
True lmao
Oy! I cannae see dat ewe donappreciateda film! Disfilmisaclassicmasterpieceitis!
It’s like if Guy Ritchie didn’t know what he was doing
So basically late 2000’s Guy Ritchie
The comment section has been invaded by the British!
All of us apologising profusely
@@Tcoldsteel 😂
She starrred in this and wrote lots of shooting into it. Was she trying to make Champagne and Bullets?
Is that Bobby George the darts champion?? Lol
Cameos confirmed!?!? Flipping what?!?!?
They're pretty obviously trying to do Guy Ritchie (Snatch/Lock Stock Two Smoking Barrels etc)
The film is a incomprehensible mess of nothing.
EDIT: Having said that, I wish that female lead actually makes more movies. It would be great to see more female bad filmmakers.
Unfortunately most women have things called shame, self awareness and pride. Delusional male film makers have none of those traits. 🤣🤣🤣 I hope Shampagne makes more movies….this was a lovely delusional mess and plus this would put GBorBB ahead of the curve. 😁
There's always Deuandra T. Brown's "Diamond Cobra vs the White Fox" (2015)
cheers Andy I am to next one now xx
What is with the scattershot yellow flashes? Was this shot on real film and the film loader was incompetent? My dad’s 1958 8mm home movies had this, but he had to load the film in the closet.
11:54
With that wig, it looks like she's trying to cosplay as the mother of Sleazy P. Martini.
love it...shall I dye it pink