Secretary: “We should probably stop him, he’s trying to play god. God: “No, no, let him be; he’s given me so many ideas.” Secretary: “God no!” God: “God yes!”points flamingo beak at her.
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself I'm sorry you must get that a lot
Not just gun, rocket launcher strapped onto back, he is wearing jeans and no shirt showing his ripped body, there's a huge fire behind him and explosions, he's shooting 2 ak-47's blindly while wrestling crocodiles
Jameski: "what did we do to have ducks and geese on our planet?" Ducks and geese: What did you do to have us on our planet? More like what did we ducks and geese do to have YOU on our planet!!!!????
First creature: Elmo, bringer of death Second creature: destroyer of independent creatures Third creature: Caveman Garfield, Cheeto mascot Fourth creature: satanic turd Fifth creature: *P O G C H A M P* Sixth creature: Pikachu or whatever it was called Seventh creature: rumba but it looks like a puddly with a gun Eighth creature: ThE BEeS Ninth creature: peace was never an option
there are 2 kinds of people. there is everyone wanting a walking gun, or some kind of perverted thing... then theres me and the 3.2% of viewers that let loose. that being said. make a spider, but the feet are wheels, have a half humanoid body, with 6 arms, the 2 smallest ones closest to its chest using akimbo Uzis, 2 of the bigger arms holding a riot shield (or any kind of shell looking thing) and the last 2 arms be completely BEEFED! also its got to look al close to a bird as possible, but has a blue sans eye and the other is a red eye. *CALL IT GREGORY THE DYSTROYER*
No choke I found a spore mod called war crimes with editions such as ww1 ww2 Vietnam civil war pack were you can make your spores commit atrocities in the form of war crimes
Make a gun with human feet and arms, buff too. Just imagine that coming towards you
Americans
And it looks like sans
VintageStatue _ (this is a joke)
@@VintageStatue (this is a joke)
So...Juzo Inui From No Guns life?
Secretary: “We should probably stop him, he’s trying to play god.
God: “No, no, let him be; he’s given me so many ideas.”
Secretary: “God no!”
God: “God yes!”points flamingo beak at her.
O^O
what?
The long Elmo looks like he's been drafted through 'nam.
@Khaki Shorts Because he's still on fire!
Elmo never came back.
6:17 john. i require the delicious morsul you humans call, "lasagne".
I don't know why, but Prehistoric Garfield looks like a Shiny Electabuzz.
@@tacitgamingfanREAL yes
yes it does
I RENQUIREK LASAGANYAE JRON
-prehistoric garf
@@redbit5010 lol
*in demonic voice* I REQUIRE LASAGNA JOHN.
The best thing is if he ever play the "story mode" there's only going to be hell creatures
Well now we need to see this
69, nice
i can’t like it its at 69 ahhh
When I was younger I always created abominations. My world was filled with hell
These things need to burn in hell
Son: Mom can we get a cat?
Mom: No we have a cat at home.
Cat at home:
Mom can we get a new home...
i eat jon. its what i do
John, wheres my lasagna
actually has he ever seen a cat? XD
@Zachary Williams 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Make a dad that never leaves his own child alone, and comesback when buying a milk at the gasoline station
That’s impossible
@@Anthony_7500 True if he never leaves his child alone then either he cannot go anywhere or that child will have to constantly travel
hey, man, do you need someone to talk to?
u ok brother?
i want one, i need one
1980: we will have flying cars in 2020
2020: Goose with a shot gun
io
More evolved
Viewer: "Make a realistic and wholesome cat"
James: *Makes a horrifying r/ImsorryJohn abomination.....*
Yeah he kinda did
Nah it’s not THAT bad.
LENNY
@@freddies-h3375 is this seriously ypur only comment? After 3 years?
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself
I'm sorry you must get that a lot
James: "okay today we're making elmo in spore"
*2 minutes in*
Elmo: "THIS ISNT MY FINAL FORM"
*ooga booga, John.*
*Laughs in prehistoric*
nice pfp
Lmao thanks
John? *OOGA BOOGA* where is my lasagna? *OOGA BOOGA* john i need my lasagna *OOGA BOOGA*
I need it now *OOGA BOOGA*
Angry pomegranate
@@bilemon_alteiou881 yes
Jameskii: *sets long Elmo on fire.*
Long Elmo: this is fine.
hahahaha elmo sets on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😹😹😹
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes kkkkkkkk
I love that meme
The moment you made the ‘cat’ orange, I knew what you were really making.
I'm surprised
Bullets don't work, jon
garfield
Same
The moment i read your comment i know what he will do.
"Make a wholesome cat, im counting on you."
*You have made a mistake.*
not only wholesome, "Realistic". x'D
The goose at the end has it’s own backstory, quite similar to bambi. His mother was killed by hunters. But this time, he’s decided to hunt them.
Lol
I WANT THAT TO BE A GAME OMG
Make the most terrifying thing possible
Yourself
Kids will cry
Because he's a Doctor.
Ooga booga sixth reply is stupid
Next idea: let’s get nostalgic here, make a shrimp
EYYYYYYYYYY!
Remove the h ,r from shrimp
That creature should be made
@@lordelectron6591 idubbz?
hope he does it
Yes
If anyone is wondering the song at 4:27 is Flamingosis & Yung Bae - Groovin'
bruh, thanks. was looking for that
Omg thank you
Thanks!
2:57 Elmo? More like Hellmo.
Modern wizard snake Elmo
[DEMONITIZED]
c a t
“I TELEPORTED BREAD!!”
Fish Pog
L’il red boi
Flat R2D2
NOT THE BEES
Peace was never an option
correction. Geese was never an option.
Omg this video is so wholesome!!!!
Garfield looks like a scuffed pre-historic orangutang that failed evolution
Maeyhem james pin this
I'm sorry john
Prehistoric Garfield's name is
Garf
The Goose be like: "it is time to go hunting"
Wabbit season
Well you see i got a phobia of them so yeah i don't like them
1:19 big brain moment
You know why we have geese and ducks here Jameskii....?
Because we’ve *Sinned*
Wide Putin but he is sitting on armored black bear, and ofc put gun into his hand
are you sure james can make that?
Wide Putin walking with an ak
@@nothingfordarkness everything is possible if you really put soul into it
jakub foltan ok
Not just gun, rocket launcher strapped onto back, he is wearing jeans and no shirt showing his ripped body, there's a huge fire behind him and explosions, he's shooting 2 ak-47's blindly while wrestling crocodiles
Now he's gotta play the game and see all his abominations in the actual game
Dont worry, the goose is just playing human hunt
You made a mutant Garfield John arbuckle hybrid.
Jon*
Slice of Abomination it’s been 2 weeks, I haven’t slept and I want you out of my life.
"The bread is not supposed to move"
Wait, it isn't?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days
I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT EAT AND BAKE BREAD FOR 8 MONTHS PLEASE KILL ME
Question... I teleported bread.
@@travelsizedarchie *HOW MANY?*
He Kirb ok
Ty
Own
Kid
Po
Ooooh
11:34 perfection
Everyone right away:
L O N G E L M O
More we need, those mods are rookie numbers.
I agree
6:18 "garfield?"
Me: no,it's gorefield
6:49
Rick May is proud of you
Jamesekii: You guys can choose whatever u want me to create.
9 year old me thinking about the million possibilities: a *C R E E P E R .*
AWW MAN
Exactly
@@bilemon_alteiou881 SO WE'RE BACK IN THE MINE
@@InkTheDragon got our pickaxe swinging from side to side.
"We need realistic cat"
"No, monke"
this just makes me want to play spore, kinda sad that i forgot where the physical copy is at though
oof
Hey you can always use steam
You can only use the code in the box 3 times, befor you cant use the install code anymore. Just a warning if you find it.
I actually got it for free just by emailing them. I told them I had an old box but lost the physical copy and they sent me an Origin code.
Jameski: "what did we do to have ducks and geese on our planet?"
Ducks and geese: What did you do to have us on our planet? More like what did we ducks and geese do to have YOU on our planet!!!!????
Long Elmo is how the term “creepypasta” was turned into a thing
*takes notes*
You're back!!
yo he didnt die again
Oh hey terras whens next video?
Haha famous youtuber only 12 likes
I remember watching your old videos. I hope that you start uploading again.
"this is prehistoric garfield"
Grugfield
Okaaaaay
You have a point lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Xad
Pikuniku: *(Pulls out a gun)*
Me: *_GETS AN AD WHEN HE PULLS OUT THE GUN_*
i did to and i saw this comment right when i got the ad wtf XD
Everybody gangsta until
The demonetization stars walking
make kermit, with a knife as a pp
if not, make ugandan knuckles with a minigun
OMG how i didn't think about minigun
Make THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER from FNaF 2
Criminal criminal criminal C R I M I N A L
BRUH
@@АлижанТореханов-ю9ф Criminal Criminal Criminal
shoutout to the guy who said “wheelchair cat”
You should make Polnareff turtle, it would be so perfect
Wha?
@@Man-zt5gb it's from JoJo part 5 golden wind
Imagine.. James makes his own stand in spore..
The wholsem and realistic cat looks like cursed garfeild
6:35 "this is one of the worst things"
Hey, at least it's not as terrifying as Gorefield
O h n o
I dont want to know what that is....
@@Internetresident0451 a demonic Garfield
Give me the lasagna jhon
*Make anything as long as it's extremely cursed. I'm counting on you.*
That ducks look says “democracy is non negotiable”
GOOSE WITH GUN, A GUNOOSE
he already made the creation
First creature: Elmo, bringer of death
Second creature: destroyer of independent creatures
Third creature: Caveman Garfield, Cheeto mascot
Fourth creature: satanic turd
Fifth creature: *P O G C H A M P*
Sixth creature: Pikachu or whatever it was called
Seventh creature: rumba but it looks like a puddly with a gun
Eighth creature: ThE BEeS
Ninth creature: peace was never an option
6:17
J O H N, W H E R E ' S M Y
P R E H E S T O R I C L A S A N G E ?
11:46 untitled goose game 2
Wekk gpdzilla
@@AlenkaDevanka ?
there are 2 kinds of people. there is everyone wanting a walking gun, or some kind of perverted thing...
then theres me and the 3.2% of viewers that let loose. that being said.
make a spider, but the feet are wheels, have a half humanoid body, with 6 arms, the 2 smallest ones closest to its chest using akimbo Uzis, 2 of the bigger arms holding a riot shield (or any kind of shell looking thing) and the last 2 arms be completely BEEFED! also its got to look al close to a bird as possible, but has a blue sans eye and the other is a red eye.
*CALL IT GREGORY THE DYSTROYER*
yes
YES
R/ihadastroke
WITH GUNS
Y E S .
Me: *sees the thumbnail*
My brain: Peace was never an option
LOL
*THE GOOSE IS COMING FOR YOUR HEAD*
Huh, reminds me of my sleep paralysis demon.
bro he IS my sleep paralysis demon
Which one? I see them all huddled in the corner at night
Me: **casually scroll down to see what my recommendation can give me**
Jameskii: *h e y*
11:43 at this moment i was like *your next line is going to be "Peace Was Never An Opption" to you!* and holy shit...
next you will say "peace was never an option"
"peace was never an option -- NANI"
3:45 this dude really used donkey kong music 💀
“And for his side special he wields a gun”
4:48- MAKE A POP CAT
pop cat: pop pop pop
So there was a scientist and he’s so smart guess what he did
He turned himself into a pickle
Make: pickle rick
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
bro, that's so funny.
Can you do the coolaid man with a shotgun. He doesn't want to break walls with his fists anymore
6:32 look on the chat somebody predicted baby Yoda name!
Prehistoric Garfield, happy that the concept of days of the week dont exist, mad that lasagna doesn't either
4:00 *The last thing you tubers see when they swear.*
The thumbnail:
Peace was never an option
This had me laughing the whole time
This had me laughing the whole time.
This had me laughing the whole time
This had me laughing the whole time.
i feel like this is how Rick and Morty get there ideas.
I saw this when I was singing Bloody Stream out loud alone at home
Add me on Instagram bruh
2:22 wingardiwn leviglockia
*R A N D O M C O P Y R I G H T C L A I M; REASON: using my original voice made character, Jameskii*
"make a wholesome realistic cat."
my mind immediately: *_so he's not going to make a cat_*
y e s
everybody gansta til
*Goose gets a double barrel shotgun*
I think you should make the Trevor Henderson monster called king of Furbies
Lhl🤣🤣🤣
Girl killed in Baton
1. no2. edds world suck
Thats not trevor henderson creature
that is a leovincible creature
"Peace was never an option"
Just watched the full video and realized he already made this joke :(
:(
:(
@@appleperson4760 :'(
:(
its an honour too meet you mr goose
@@Vex-VII You too Mr Obama
do gorefield
"Jon, ive ate inside this computer for too long. I am going to eject and eat u"
g----
gorefield 2017
No choke I found a spore mod called war crimes with editions such as ww1 ww2 Vietnam civil war pack were you can make your spores commit atrocities in the form of war crimes
Joke*
Me: *says oh dear*
Me seconds later: *watches the horror unfold anyways*
Can we just take a moment and admire that the maker of his outro is flamingosis.
If you're bored an orphan who are they gonna tell there parent's?
Soldier when hes watching this: i teleported bread engineer: how much me: 1000000000
Make a pretzel that is merged with a crab
me trying to steal bread from a duck
Spore duck:
Peace was never a option... friend
Idea: make the "No Anime" penguin with guns, loads of it
5:33 where is my lasagna Jon
Cool
Cool
Cool
Cool
Cool
Cool
When the darksouls secret boss appears
"Do you think God stays in heaven, because he too, lives in fear what he's created here on earth?"
-Steve Buscemi
Prehistoric garfield: ooGa BooGA I require LAsaGa
6:25 looks like caveman booba from booba
4:28 my mind doing an exam:
Jameskii:*makes and burns elmo. Me:u have summoned a demon...
I recomend making a Kiwi Bird.
6:10 it’s supposed to be a wholesome cat-
1:04 this worm is so really cute
wait wait... hold on, mutant breadskate!? *gasp* new invention.