Dearest, I write you this letter to let you know that the std test was positive and so you should go get a test. I’m sorry that I slept with Carol, I genuinely thought she was my dog. You should also get our daughter a test, er, just in case it’s air borne you know. Always and forever, without friction, Ya bitch I just wanted to show you an example of how one of these letters would look.
Stanky Rat Man this is the most beautiful letter I have ever read. It brought tears to my eyes. Ima submit this for my English paper. Hope you don’t mind the slight plagiarism!
I'm concerned that you hadn't gone to the bathroom to dispose of any meals prior to this. Unless "chocolate starfish" gave you such a visceral reaction that you unpooped and undigested all of them.
i cant describe how shattered my mental health would be rn if i didnt have youtube to distract me. like i sound like an emo 14 yo fangirl rn, but fr, my life depends on youtubers
Casually watched everything Cody has uploaded since 2017 in this pandemic, including every vlog, podcast,TMG song , Thank you guys for carrying me through it !
Listening to these video as I work on character designs seriously helps me. Within the next two weeks I will hopefully be able to drop my first sweatshirt, hoodie, and notebook set through redbubble. Thank you so much Cody and Kelsey, love you both and hope you're safe during these times 🥳❤❤
I mildly chuckled at "frictionlessly, Cody" the first time I saw this video, but since then, the thought of it has kept popping up in my head at the most unexpected moments, and every time my laughing fit gets a little more unhinged.
‘My dream man’
Cody: adjective
Kelsey: .. Tall
Cody, a man standing at a modest 4 ft 10”: ☹️
im cackiling lol
He's five foot something and royalty
Ok boomerrr
4ft 10 3/4" i think you mean
He’s 4’20
can we talk about the fact that Kelsey choosing "hat" was literally the perfect noun to use.
@@anorb5580 are you happy now
m'lady
I was hoping someone would notice
YES like what are the chances.
And the fact that It only fit because Cody switched hat the to next noun.
“Let’s make this one really dirty” *two seconds later* “FRITOS*
Time Traveler • 87 years ago gonna be honest your username had me tripping
sasha I’m a time traveler
i’m a wizard harry
Holy shit u had me trippin for a second
@@rorybrosnan24 mhm
i wonder if cody’s back hurts after carrying the whole population through quarantine
Melanie Foshizzle * not funny. Didn’t laugh.*
YES
It doesn't bc kurtis is helping him
Kelsey calling cody her "little diva cup" is the only thing I want to remember from this quarantine
Hailey Abecassis, physical graffiti
@@bennoble4517 yep, love that album
Not gonna lie, not my favorite one, the stairway to heaven one is
@@bennoble4517 it's not my favorite either, but I still love it
Hailey Abecassis, lol same
Gonna start signing all my emails "Frictionlessly, Cody"
We suport you in this!
Dearest,
I write you this letter to let you know that the std test was positive and so you should go get a test. I’m sorry that I slept with Carol, I genuinely thought she was my dog. You should also get our daughter a test, er, just in case it’s air borne you know.
Always and forever, without friction,
Ya bitch
I just wanted to show you an example of how one of these letters would look.
Stanky Rat Man this is the most beautiful letter I have ever read. It brought tears to my eyes. Ima submit this for my English paper. Hope you don’t mind the slight plagiarism!
"I hope this email finds you frictionless."
@@haleigh11 this is such an underrated comment
“Frictionlessly, Cody” should be his sign off from now on
yuh
I love the explanation of what a diva cup is and then cody just goes: *yummy*
7:27 "Verb ending in -ing"
Cody: "Penetrated"
He was too excited about being allowed to use words that the workers at his nursing home dont let him use.
@@mmatthews61687 Lmao, the old jokes won't ever get old I swear.
@@ferchango6359 not as old as Cody at least
he wrote penetrating
And every other time for verb he added ing for no reason
cody: goes to duke
also cody: A.P.T.
also cody: A Diva Cup.
“sweat. that’s a verb, right?”
frictionless
@@jblakk6768 Wait everybody actually knows what those are? Those are the first I've heard of them
@@IamLegendAnon yeah theyre pretty well known lol
cody: “let’s make this one really dirty”
also cody: *bicep*
the Disney+ ad hits different when it interrupts Cody’s 30th “throb”
That intro was frictionless
Jrkchamp1031 it’s almost like he has a company or something
Jrkchamp1031
Spit sis
It’s literally so adorable when Kelsey laughs and leans on Cody’s shoulder🥺
Madi Ross
I know, it’s so freaking cute, I want that kind of relationship.
Plushypony 94 .. So like a regular relationship?
@@stevankajganic826 simp= super interesting magnificent person so thank you😫
@@stevankajganic826 that's not in the dictionary
Kelsey’s “hat” suggestion literally was perfectly timed and said
me: eating lunch
cody: chocolate starfish
me: *vomits up every meal i've had since the beginning of 2020*
_Me being named Kelsey: _*_Wow that's a lot of vomit_*
I'm concerned that you hadn't gone to the bathroom to dispose of any meals prior to this. Unless "chocolate starfish" gave you such a visceral reaction that you unpooped and undigested all of them.
Kyran Sawhill thats precisely what happened
UA-camrs really are *carrying* us during the pandemic. Like, no joke, they really are.
S.L. The UA-cam Addict them also Jenna and julien lmao
Not these youtubers..
i cant describe how shattered my mental health would be rn if i didnt have youtube to distract me. like i sound like an emo 14 yo fangirl rn, but fr, my life depends on youtubers
Feebs Z why are you even here
theFRIzz exactly 😂
impressive, even at his age this man still managed to become a diva cup, something that many of us aspire to be
Very impressive
@@jdmnissan im sorry but your pfp looks like either klondike or sundae and i cant get over it
and he did it frictionlessly too
@@mai-ph9yo brudda it's Gabe the doggo
Sebastian rip to the legend
Who’s Ko why is he never in any of ur vids
It's for Kolsey
noel :(
When the second he said “god like” you thought of the girl defined series. Memories.
kelsey and cody do be carrying us thru quarantine
U sure bout that
You forgot about Noel
Joanna Orozco Noel has barely made any videos
Soren Giles he’s made like 3 bruh where have u been
trash can aesthetic those are all from streams
Kelsey: “tall”
Cody” “stream Short Kings Anthem by TMG featuring blackbear”
“Frictionlessly, Cody” Beautiful. Poetic. Put a tear in my eye. Thank you grandpa
"why did u say thursdays?" "I love thursdays" 🥺🥺🥺 kelsey is the sweetest
My teacher used the word “frictionless” the other day lol
was he not just ya physics teacher tho
Pog
Yo did he use a lot of lube so ur ass be *frictionless* ?
I thought that was a word
they got tip his hat exactly right that’s so weird to me
Eve Grady and then never said anything about it
THANK YOU it was bothering me no one mentioned it
eve alice ua-cam.com/video/FqMmZjldoQA/v-deo.html
I made this before this video too and also chose hat 😁
abandon hope all ye who enter here reallyyyy
Stole myself a diva cup from Whole Foods and I’m enjoying it immensely
😂
Shout out whole foods
did you happen to also be buying celery and/or rosé?
when cody says he’s short I was expecting him to be like 5’5 but he’s litteraly the average height in the US
He’s just got short guy proportions
Damn, US got some shorties.
Height Rankings According to Women:
6'2: nope
6'1: no
6'0: nah
5'9: 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀
Goofy Juice 5’10 and 5’11 are feeling pretty left out right now
@@tejl8506 ??? Feet are 10 inches bro.. 5'10 is 6'0
@@tejl8506 i'd rather feel left out than be 5'9😔
Dr Balls YT my guy is god over here
Goofy Juice ua-cam.com/video/FqMmZjldoQA/v-deo.html
"hold my taint when crossing the street"
Ah yes, Trump's signature move
All this time we thought he was being disgusting, but he was really being chivalrous.
Kishibe Rohan orange man bad
Josuke finna beat ur ass
Rohan wtf you are doing here?
Kishibe Rohan 😂😂
“did i already use throb? ...yes.”
LMAOOO CODY PRETENDING TO BE INTERESTED WHEN KELSEY TALKED ABT DIVA CUP
"one direction is gonna get back together" kinda got me ngl 😳
@Rasputin better hope you *dont* get tickets to the backstreet boys reunion tour :\
When girl defined said god-like they meant god-like jizz
Sara Segneri could they have possibly meant jizz-like god
It’s so nice to see Cody spending all this quality time with his caretaker. Really heartwarming you two!
kelsey is carrying this channel frictionlessly cant lie
hahahahaha thats so gooood
the speech madlibs gives off the same energy as jake paul’s motivational speaker videos
Don't hesitate to eat people!
at this point I just don't know which one is older: Cody or the meme about his age
The joke is timeless
nutsack_ * frictionless
If I see that joke one more time in the comments i stg i'll go bald
mr poppins why would you go bald ?
Joshua Linause
Stress from hearing the same joke on every single video
Why does Cody always scream when he’s talking to the chat
ik it’s like he’s tryna to talk to someone in the other room
Leave this elderly man alone, it’s not his fault he’s hard of hearing :(
i wanna like this comment but...it’s at 69 likes
@@cam5857 ha ha
*cody literally read “apt” as “a p t” omg*
Kelsey explaining what a diva cup is was my favorite part
she said : tall
he said : 😐
*whispers* "harry styles has god-like JIZZ"
I held in an unhealthy amount of laughter when he said that
Just for context as to why I didn’t laugh it’s 1:30 am atm
@@toe5964 your profile picture, oh. yes.
charlie 😂 thanks
That last mad lib is from “Everybody’s free to wear sunscreen” It’s actually pretty dope.
So glad someone else got this
sooooo glad someone recognised this bro
best thing quarantine has done for us is cody daily uploading
the verbs shouldn’t have had -ing on the end unless it said to include them - shame the old man is getting confused
In the actual stream, they started to realize they were filling them in wrong 😂
no one:
Kelsey: I love thursdays
Cody: "oh it's reusable. Yummy"
Wait, if that's Kelsey who the hell is this "Ko". Hmm Cody
BatDuck could be Cody and Ke but they accidentally put o
it’s wise to not to put your significant other’s name in your work.
It’s like “Cody & Co (company) but with a k
Amaya Linzsey he couldn't put Co because he doesn't have a company and doesn't want Kym coming for him🤷🏼♀️
Amaya Linzsey it’s his last name bro 😂
Mad Takes: apt
Cody, an intellectual: A.P.T.
“One Direction is getting back together” DON’T TEASE ME LIKE THAT MAN I’VE BEEN WAITING 6 YEARS FOR THAT 😔
Gabrielle Hillerich Haha same 😂
kelsey literally carrying this old man's channel through quarantine
mate u copied my comment
be honest, codys channel is the only entertaining thing we can actually laugh at during quarantine.
s o p h i a and Noel’s
Cody and Noel are the only thing I watch that regularly makes me literally LOL
Michael Matthews BRO IK 💀💀
“I simping you and everything about you” lmao
balloon knot
Cody’s face when Kelsey’s reading the love letter LMAO i can’t
Love watching a father play Mad Libs with his daughter. You guys have a great bond.
Right!! Especially in the dirty section
Can we talk about how "hat" ended up fitting perfectly into what they wanted?
Casually watched everything Cody has uploaded since 2017 in this pandemic, including every vlog, podcast,TMG song , Thank you guys for carrying me through it !
"moistly", legendary influencer cody ko stays true to roots, keeps up with canadian politics & memes
Who’s this old Cody & Ko guy dating a young girl, Cody Ko should do a Thats Cringe on this guy smh
Right? smh my head bro
TheAMVDorf ua-cam.com/video/FqMmZjldoQA/v-deo.html
Oh my Lord, these overused jokes aren't coming back now are they.
Kyle Reese What is dead may never die
@@user-ck9lm6xi1o WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DI... Wait I took a personality test that says I'm a Stark. "Winter is coming..."
Cute gender-neutral nicknames for your partner: my li'l diva cup
Listening to these video as I work on character designs seriously helps me. Within the next two weeks I will hopefully be able to drop my first sweatshirt, hoodie, and notebook set through redbubble. Thank you so much Cody and Kelsey, love you both and hope you're safe during these times 🥳❤❤
Kelsey: You had me at frictionlessly
Almost as up to date as al the school method sites
Kelsey said “thursday” cause she’s a og The Weeknd’s fan
Was looking for this. Props
Edit: We need to know Kelsey
was just listening to that banger earlier 😩👌🏾
this dude said "diva cup, yum" lmaooo
One of the best videos in a while. This was so good!
kelsey keeps almost putting her head on cody's shoulder why is it so distracting
No one:
Cody: Z A N E Y
Cody learning abbout diva cups is so cute lol
This is the first video in a long time that actually made me laugh really hard.
Cody signing his letters with "frictionlessly" isn't even an ad-lib, it felt too real to be one
Staring at “God Like Jizz”
Nobody:
Cody’s favourite body part: CHOCOLATE STAR FISH
0:16 Cody laughing at his own joke and Kelsey contemplating breaking up
Conspiracy theory Cody watches unus annus
0:35 the heartbreak is real.
😂😂
thanks for all the laughs during this time, ur the man
I mildly chuckled at "frictionlessly, Cody" the first time I saw this video, but since then, the thought of it has kept popping up in my head at the most unexpected moments, and every time my laughing fit gets a little more unhinged.
When they said hairy I did think of Harry Styles 😂😂
U guys are the only thing keeping me sane during quarantine
I’ve been trying to be better at English and I’m so glad I’ve learned new words to use everyday. Thank you Cody and Kelsey
I will never look at a balloon in the same way again
The last one was just "Everybody's free to wear sunscreen" without the filler words
I'm never going to be able to listen to that song the same way again.
Cody's good energy is getting me through this quarantine
0:42 You can see the moment when Cody’s soul leaves his body
lmao did they just make a dirty version of Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen (last ad lib)
They did indeed.
Rubington thank you!! First comment i see of someone who noticed it as well
Cody: “You’re a big Thursday fan” XO: 👀👀👀
The weeknd
why did i burst into tears when he said ‘one directions getting back together’ IT HURT MEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
You guys have so much chemistry, this is definitely the relationship I strive to have.
4:01 awww kelseys relationship with her grandpa is so cute
Oh god...balloon knot is really accurate.
yall make my life thank u
This video is all i need
The way Kelsey said tall with no hesitation absolutely killed me.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a very long time 😂😂😭😭😭😭
One of the funniest videos I’ve seen
PLEASE do more of these! So funny!!
the way he said suckle, I can’t😭😭😭😭