SCP-682 VS SCP-2337
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- Опубліковано 13 жов 2024
- SCP-682 VS SCP-2337 is a face-off between The Hard to Kill Reptile and
Dr. Spanko. Who will win? Watch and find out!
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Based on: Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682 by Dr Gears: scp-wiki.wikid...
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682: “LEAVE”
2337: “understandable, have a nice day”
I was boutta say that
If he's about to talk your ear off, tell him *no.* He cannot legally destroy you without your consent.
Ayyy
@@christopheredwards9904 You cannot exist without my consent.
Dr. Spankeo yelled the wall out and left
682:"LEAVE!"
2337:"aight, imma head out."
It’s not a mistake ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨
Ayo😳
@@A-cat-in-the-depths-of-space I JUT SW THE SHORY
Trial and Error
@@A-cat-in-the-depths-of-space shut up
If i was a scientist id be demoted for d-class for laughing my ass off.
I don't think they're that cruel.
I don't think that's wrong. I'd do the exact same thing though
I think 682 will find you first
You are in the SCPF not Innovation inc.
Can’t believe I can’t remember his name because he’s done so much stupid shit but if that 1 Doctor didn’t get demoted for “SCP speed dating” I think you’d be fine. There is a literal multi page long list of rules created just because this 1 guy has so many bad ideas
682 Shouted in a booming voice: "LEAVE!"
2337 Shouted in a voice loud enough to destroy the wall: "OK!!"
And the researcher shouted in a voice loud enough to be heard miles away: "D'OH!!!"
Dragon born?
@@skrillframe64 Oh he just shouted "FUS RO DAH!!!" At 682 like usual.
I know the outcome is always 682 winning but regardless I always watch, this was very funny so I'm glad I didn't miss it lol
That or a draw
The only way to kill 682 is to kill 053 because 682 is the Pale Horse from The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse rhyme and 053 is death so if we managed to throw away 53 into a volcano 682 can die also 682 is real name is Lizzie cuz that's what 053 or maybe use the coffee machine again in type in Death Note juice and then poured on 682 is face after giving them scp-682 no adaptability juice boom you have a dead 682a fully dead 682 after dumping Death Note liquid on him or maybe we just dispense shredded paper that be weird like shredded liquefied paper with soles coming off of it would look weird
@@beanofdogs9645 in some canons he is a son of the scarlet king
Lmao that's pretty funny, but let's not let this distract us from the fact that Palestine is in fact not nor ever was a sovereign state.
@@lad7436 🧢
Imagine if 2337 begins his tirade on the gummy worm supremacy and 682 immediately agrees.
Thrn that would be very very interesting.
The fact that 682 likes gummy worms, that is
@@gard3boi311 682 is smart enough to tell lies. Just so you know.
@@decinarxna3247 imagine if it actually likes gummy worms and people are mad someone snuck in gummy worms for it to eat
gummy humans
@@P.H691 I feel like it liking gummy worms would kinda cheapen his appeal. 682 the in killable killer who Doesn't kill because we just feed him sugar based worm themed candies? I'm good.
I can imagine 682 thinking:" what thefuck am i listening to?"
🤣🤣😂
I was expecting 682 to "adapt" by just saying he liked gummy worms
@@supremememe4340: Or cover his ears
Or just not have any way of getting sound to his brain anymore
*spanglefruits
You think he is that submissive?
@@SamHowell7582 What you gonna do if a bird destroys your flesh by yelling at you about you hating gummy worms?
682 : “leave”
2337 : “ok”
682: *LEAVE*
2337: Alright I have just shit myself 5 times
You should have told 2337 to recite the whole FNAF lore to 682
I'm pretty sure that would actually defeat scp-682
"now, my reptilian friend, let me tell you about freddy fazbear"
And then many children were murdered in a building full of pizza
And then they scooped his insides out and crawled inside, Funniest Shit I ever saw.
“2337, here’s matpat’s playlist on FNaF.”
Twelve hours later
“Go explain that to 682. Do not stop until it understands.”
*very loudly* “okay!”
682: “LEAVE”
2337: “I’m going, I’m going!”
“And literally yelled the wall down” I’m dying 😂
"and then 682 went on killing several Foundation Personal"
Where's this part?
Yeah! Isn’t this mandatory for this lizard? 🤣
he was too busy thinking about gummy worms to move out and attack
@@SilverFoxeGames that bird Did make a very convincing argument
We all knew the drill so well it’s just easily implied
He wasn't in the mood that day.
682 knew his end was near and had to talk first before 2337 could.
SCP-682 vs Jeremy Valdez's many, many ray guns. It'd be a great way to figure out what they do.
Right up until he develops his own ray gun spikes, breaches containment and murders all of [REDACTED]......again
682: “LEAVE”
2337: “Yep, Already on it.”
I'm proud of 682. Standing up for himself and in a nonviolent way.
682: "LEAVE"
2347: "fair enough argument"
“682 must really hate Gummy Worms.”
What a sentence
I would love to see what the Nerfing gun would do to the unkillable lizard
Same
I've been suggesting it, and, yeah, I doubt it would work, but hey, may be worth a shot.
Turn him into an unkillable human.
It made 682 worse, for the foundation that is.
Well your in luck
“Good sir I-“
*”No! No! Get the fuck out!”*
"The worst thing she can say is no."
682: LEAVE
Gooten idea have! CACK!
Of course 682 would hate gummy worms...He hates *everything*
682:LEAVE
2337: yeah I got you bro
I wanna hear his argument for why gummy worms are the best food in existence
gummy worm are the best food in existence
682: "LEAVE"
2337: "adios"
I'm 3d printing an SCP-682 mask with a moving jaw for fun
What about 096 vs the water nymph? Since shes water, it's not like 096 could do any thing
Except drink her...
Oh boy your dirty
@Zimber Dr. Bright approves
@Zimber there is no market for scp Pornographie and there never was
@@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
No, not even in Germany.
It probably _would_ generate a lot of revenue if it was sold in Japan, but still, 682 on ████, Jesus Christ man.
Sus
Dr spanko probably knew it won’t be worth it and just left lol.
Who else just kinda feels bad for 682 at this point?
You have to consider the fact that he could leave whenever he wants. The only reason the foundation can contain him is because he lets them.
@@Exis247 That's... not true. where did you hear that?
@@Exis247 you're mistaking it with God, who actually does that. It's contained by being permanently (unless they gave to do test on it) by submerging it on acid all the time, thus his regenerative factor keeps focused on healing it instead of adapting it to the acid.
@@LuisMartinez-bg4df Do you really think the acid is enough to keep a giant lizard who can adapt to ANYTHING is going to be affected by acid in that way? 682 is contained because he WANTS to be contained. likely to bide his time and wait for the right moment. What better place to plan out destroying humanity than a facility with many world ending objects housed in it? one of these days someone is going to crosstest 682 with the wrong object and that will be his moment.
@@Interestking he is waiting for an order by a being more powerful than him to atack
682:LEAVE
2337:I am not dealing with this shit
682:”LEAVE”
2337:” ain’t got to tell me twice”
"GUMMY WORMS"
*disintegrates*
682: "LEAVE"
2337:"say less, forget dem gummies."
2337: Ok, no gummy worms, got it
682:"LEAVE!"
2337: "I'll be seeing myself out.."
You dont want a 20 feet lizard to tell you twice
682: *LEAVE!*
2337: understandable have a nice day
Yelled the wall down
Physics: wait that’s illegal
682: “LEAVE”
2337: “Of course, excuse me sir, pardon me”
I love how Spanko just went "nah, I'm good"
682: LEAVE!
2337: 10-4 EX-LAX! (Yodels wall down).
Fun fact:Scp 682 really hates gummyworms
2337: GUMMYWORMS ARE THE BEST FOOD
682’s flesh: Aight im leaving this reality
Would’ve been funnier if he ended up agreeing with 2337
2337: (arguing about how gummy worms are the best)
682: (in the other room) what the fuck am I hearing…
Maybe 682 doesn’t need the skin to be attached in order to identify what is happening to it and adapt
682: “*L E A V E*”
2337: aight understood
2337 was recorded screaming at the wall "fuck this shit I'm out"
682:leave
2337:casualy destroys the wall and leaves
The fact that scp-682 simply said leave when spanko entered the room was just comedy gold for me...
what made it better is that he actually left
Scp 682: “LEAVE”
Scp 2337: f*ck this sh*t I’m out
I mean gummy bears are clearly superior.
682 : *L e a v e .*
2337 : *U got it boss*
“Literally yelled the wall down”
Karens: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!
Maybe he should've said sour gummy worms.
I like how the conclusion is “682 must really hate gummy worms”
2337:
682: HELL NAW I ain't doing this right now.
Foundation scientist:
The speaker: GUMMY WORMS GUMMY WORMS GUMMY WORMS
Scp 682:STOP HSJFDSHHHD
We were on the verge of greatness. We were this close.
Scp 2337 seems so wholesome
I must know what happens when you call 2337 a ‘good bird’-
Wish it was longer. Love the channel ❤
my man loved gummies so much that he made 682’s body into ash beacuse he thought he disagreed with him
Fucking twitter as a bird
682 vs 3108? Would it be worse at surviving or would it be a worse threat
Why dont we put 682 in 3930 because it destroys stuff on a molecular level
This short doesn't do the actual interaction justice. Dr. Spanko actually led his interaction with this:
"Noble turkey stance! Fist of the eleventeen thousand war cushions! It are the cackening! Damn the tornados, siss boom cack!"
And after being told to leave, he says:
"Gooten idea-have. Cack!"
I can imagine them like
682: leave 😡
2337: *turns* 😤 OOOOKKKAAAYYY *door explodes*
Yeah, I’d take 682’s advice and maybe get away with my life.
Spanko: fuck this shit im out
Now this might sound crazy but what if we put him in the llama costume
I’ve come to the conclusion that we enjoy these Kill 682 videos not because we actually think they’ll work (since there’s only been 1 ‘successful’ kill with the dead world (but it kills literally everything else), and 2 potentials with the devils deal and the 682 killer drink), we watch these to see how they fail, much like watching Wile E Coyote try to catch Road Runner
2337 is literally a Twitter user
682 doesn’t hate gummy worms, he just hates everything.
This experiment needs to be replicated, but with 2337’s “ears” covered by soundproof headphones or some other soundproof material, so that only 682 can hear 2337, but 2337 cannot hear 682.
682 would probably adapt to not have ears, or somehow make himself deaf temporarily
@@silenc3068 That is probably true
“Yelled the wall down” really got me! 😂😂😂
"Anti-Gummy worm extremist"
The fact that 682 could have been beating by a bird talking about Gummi worms brings a smile to my face
2337 knows respect
The birds at 3 am be like
Black bolt if Wanda turned him into a bird
Atleast he was nice enough to leave when asked XD
Putting things in The Clockworks to see what happens > more ways not to kill 682
I just like how 682 is in such bad mood he just says leave without any contest
Appropriate reaction
Please do an episode on dr spanko.
I was expecting 682 to just eat the bird
He Quacked the walls :D
It was a bird. What did they think would happen?
That bird has damn good taste in candy
It goes to show, there are some people you can't out ignorant in an argument
It should by now be called the indestructible reptile
He was like oh hell no not you boomer get out of here this is my room
I love how we assume it can talk
682: "LEAVE"
2337: "ight"
I was hoping that 682 would just agree that gummy worms are the best, but this was also very funny
"LEAVE"
"oh yeah I have a thing to do you're right"
he really just said "watch yo tone"