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  • @Valkyrie9000
    @Valkyrie9000 9 місяців тому +34

    The dems think they're running FDR and hiding his legs under a blanket. Which is hilarious.

    • @HarrisonHollers
      @HarrisonHollers 8 місяців тому

      He still beat Trump by millions of votes. Proves how much of a loser Trump is

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 9 місяців тому +72

    The assertion about Obama making an empty statement and it being taken, at least by the very serious people in the MSM, as 'great wisdom' is empirically true. Take the puerile "Yes we can" speech. Hell, the coconut tree thing from Kamala is at least hitting on something real, i.e. people being products of their environment, even if it's delivered in a manner that's guaranteed to get mocked.

    • @worst00oo00
      @worst00oo00 9 місяців тому

      Obama was the dark one

    • @worst00oo00
      @worst00oo00 9 місяців тому +1

      *The Dark One

    • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
      @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf 9 місяців тому +11

      The coconut tree thing is just Obama's "uh, you didn't build that" with a goofier tone

    • @worst00oo00
      @worst00oo00 9 місяців тому

      Obama is the dark one *The Dark One

    • @blurredlenzpictures3251
      @blurredlenzpictures3251 9 місяців тому

      I have no idea what point you're trying make. Kamala is better than Obama at public speaking??? Because She says things about coconut trees?

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 9 місяців тому +18

    Is it Jover?
    Always has been Bi-done.

  • @DawryMike
    @DawryMike 9 місяців тому +23

    They gotta let that Dark Brandon shit go man

    • @rundmv93
      @rundmv93 9 місяців тому +19

      Probably wont. When a boomer gets a meme it consumes them

    • @ShortStackedgoblin
      @ShortStackedgoblin 9 місяців тому +8

      Dude, it’s awesome and totally owning the Magas….

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld 9 місяців тому +7

      That jpeg will be a great casket graphic

    • @rundmv93
      @rundmv93 9 місяців тому +4

      @@ShortStackedgoblin roflmao

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 9 місяців тому +4

      @@ShortStackedgoblinDude please change your profile picture my teenage son watches these

  • @5686darryl
    @5686darryl 8 місяців тому +11

    i miss Amber

  • @severalwolves
    @severalwolves 9 місяців тому +22

    I am legit more afraid of Trump’s administrative state than Biden’s… but that’s literally the only “non-negative” thing I can say for him.
    I’m disabled and barely treading above homelessness as it is, and I’m constantly shot through with stress and cortisol 24/7; once Trump starts putting his goons into government offices, I feel like all bets are off - a lot of precarious and indigent people are going to suffer.

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 9 місяців тому +11

    The newest campaign ad I saw immediately after the Super Bowl literally starts with Joe and Kamala “having an important conversation” that gets “interrupted.” The complete miserable failure on their entire team’s part to portray them as convincingly competent and human (respectively) when that was literally all they were trying to do was somewhat amusing at least.

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves8862 9 місяців тому +10

    Hear me out, the super ticket: Kamala Harris/Donna Brazile.
    Campaign slogan should be "America is out to lunch".

  • @corymcpherson1235
    @corymcpherson1235 9 місяців тому +18

    Lori Lightfoot 2024 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 9 місяців тому +8

      She sounds like a hobbit running for magistrate.

    • @garcalej
      @garcalej 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Mannydamon”As your magistrate, I vow to discharge my duties with the utmost honesty and vigor. The roads will be releveled, the bridges repaired, and wild boars evicted from the East Farthing. Otho Sackville-Baggins has done none of these things. I daresay Otho has not left his house since he could no longer fit himself through his own front door.”

    • @nedrobinson7490
      @nedrobinson7490 9 місяців тому

      And Timmy D as her press secretary. He’d love it, we’d ALL love it, folks

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 9 місяців тому +17

    I don't understand how anyone can hate Buffalo chicken dip.

    • @servomoore
      @servomoore 9 місяців тому

      As a Sconie, my guess it's a result of being from the Midwest.

  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 9 місяців тому +13

    Now Putin himself is giving mock endilorsements of biden, i love this shit, it truly is joever for the american empire

    • @HarrisonHollers
      @HarrisonHollers 8 місяців тому

      Thousands of Russians protested Putin for murdering Navalny. Enemies of the U.S. want Trump in the White House. Allies want Biden. That says it all! Go Joe!

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson 9 місяців тому +8

    The same age as Harrison Ford, the guy who keeps crashing Cessnas :/

  • @washingmachine009
    @washingmachine009 9 місяців тому +5

    best ep in a while

  • @washingmachine009
    @washingmachine009 9 місяців тому +13

    i'm just glad amber is here

  • @Sixtyten6010
    @Sixtyten6010 9 місяців тому +8

    Anyone got the latest update on Matt? It's been a while since I've watched and honestly the show is missing its soul for me without him being there.

    • @nickelback3360
      @nickelback3360 9 місяців тому +3

      He’s obviously unable to mentally do the show

    • @seth6787
      @seth6787 9 місяців тому +12

      based on his twitter posts it seems like he's improved quite a bit, but I don't think he'll be back on the show any time soon

  • @Jeffberg42
    @Jeffberg42 9 місяців тому +4

    Guess Bibi will have to go with the 'Martin' defense, as avuncular he ain’t.

  • @twatts1523
    @twatts1523 9 місяців тому +4

    It seems Kamala studied at the Chauncey Gardner school of politics.

    • @Magjee
      @Magjee 8 місяців тому +1

      She's going to bust out the seasons.

  • @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006
    @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006 8 місяців тому +3

    I think I might have some Kosher chromosomes back in my history because nothing triggers my gag reflex like buffalo chicken dip

  • @MichaelRBaron
    @MichaelRBaron 9 місяців тому +2

    Hey I made Waldorf Salad the other day. I feel attacked.

  • @DuctTapeUtopia
    @DuctTapeUtopia 9 місяців тому +4

    4:40 Amber with the hip shot 😂

  • @kristinthomsen3175
    @kristinthomsen3175 9 місяців тому +4

    I lost four children and it was so traumatic I couldn't tell you the exact dates, even years, while I was in my twenties. Not remembering a traumatic experience in detail is PTSD 101.

  • @meganr3
    @meganr3 4 місяці тому +4

    lol

  • @GrimReader
    @GrimReader 9 місяців тому +3

    The true conservative sport is jai alai

  • @Badtown1988
    @Badtown1988 9 місяців тому +22

    Spot on, but I’m still bummed about Trump being president again. Having a family, it’s hard to give myself the luxury of nihilism or even indifference. Shit is probably going to get objectively worse very fast and the few positive things Biden has done for the labor movement will be immediately reversed. It’s all so damn depressing.

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 9 місяців тому

      I dunno, man. Still think Biden is gonna win it. Both are known quantities now. Trump was rejected once and hasn't softened his message to get the swing voters back. He can't. He can only get more harsh and more hate filled. I am guessing Biden will win, but be just as unpopular as he is now. Of course, I wouldn't be surprised at all if I am wrong.

    • @Badtown1988
      @Badtown1988 9 місяців тому +10

      ⁠@@freakyzed8467 I don’t think it’s impossible Biden could win considering he’s running against such a hatable candidate, but I just don’t see enough people being motivated enough to vote after all the Israel/Palestine shit. Trump has a limited base, but they’re ALWAYS motivated like hogs at a banquet. I take no joy in a continued Biden presidency, but at the risk of sounding like a neolib soccer mom, Trump does actually scare the fuck out of me, more for the people he’ll bring with him than himself.

    • @promark5317
      @promark5317 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Badtown1988You sound exactly like a fear-mongered, sheltered, neolib soccer mom though. It's cringe.

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 9 місяців тому +3

      Biden has been a worse president in almost every respect.

    • @zehsackett6132
      @zehsackett6132 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@robert9016 I remember all of the borg people saying Biden's legislation would boost the economy. Then they tried saying the economy is actually doing good now. When it comes to war and money Trump is marginally better.

  • @xxcoopcoopxx
    @xxcoopcoopxx 9 місяців тому +2

    "Government that governs least
    Governs best." - Just things Republicans used to say.

  • @twatts1523
    @twatts1523 9 місяців тому +2

    Maybe it’s not a facelift. Maybe it’s a mask worn by his impersonator.

  • @lugal-zage-si4782
    @lugal-zage-si4782 9 місяців тому +2

    11:35

  • @JamesLaserpimpWalsh
    @JamesLaserpimpWalsh 8 місяців тому +4

    The choice between Biden and Trump is like being offered a 5hit sandwich. Would you like a cow5hit sandwich or a bull5hit sandwich? I sort of feel sorry for Americans, for about five seconds. heh

  • @jonathondoetsch9652
    @jonathondoetsch9652 9 місяців тому +1

    Biden maybe could have been seen as doing the country a favor if he ran for one term ONLY. There are much better candidates this cycle (Harris, Newsom, Whitmer, etc.) but Biden's too full of himself to see that.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 9 місяців тому +7

      You have a dog's brain

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 9 місяців тому +6

      He also isn't full of himself because he still thinks he's VP

    • @ShortStackedgoblin
      @ShortStackedgoblin 9 місяців тому +1

      What planet are you from? The fact people like Harris and newsom is mind blowing. And the FBI would be to busy trying to kidnap Whitmer

    • @jonathondoetsch9652
      @jonathondoetsch9652 9 місяців тому

      What's wrong with dogs??

    • @chihchang1139
      @chihchang1139 9 місяців тому

      You are just not adhering to the fact that Biden's presidency has been surprisingly successful. I just do not see a better candidate to be the president than the guy who got us out of the first Recession and now avoided a recession altogether. I think it would do the country a tremendous disservice to not elect Biden again, especially since his most vocal criticism is just ageism, which makes no sense. If you're doing a good job, you're not too "anything" for that job.

  • @squal6216
    @squal6216 9 місяців тому +1

    the comment at 1:51 is one of the most brain dead things ive ever heard on this show and thats saying something

    • @5508Vanderdekken
      @5508Vanderdekken 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah there was three people talking over each other at that timestamp

  • @mortystraphouse5077
    @mortystraphouse5077 9 місяців тому +6

    bro a few weeks ago i thought the election was a coin toss. trump is going to win 100%

    • @sparky8506
      @sparky8506 9 місяців тому +2

      What do you base your clueless take on? Trump has very little chance at winning.

    • @mortystraphouse5077
      @mortystraphouse5077 9 місяців тому +1

      @@sparky8506 that judge just shook up the entire election. apart from that, biden approval rating is historically low, he wont get the turn out to beat trump, also electoral college favors republicans so i dont think biden can win. trumps legal troubles may open a window for biden tho. hopefully

    • @hemingshark327
      @hemingshark327 9 місяців тому +1

      I thought the previous two has taught all of us that nothing is for sure when it comes to US elections.

    • @HarrisonHollers
      @HarrisonHollers 8 місяців тому

      Trump lost the popular vote in both elections. The only reason he won in 2016 is because more people hate the Clintons than the Trumps.

  • @lanceblankenship9995
    @lanceblankenship9995 9 місяців тому +2

    People are too mean and nasty these days.
    We need to unite around our common hatred for somebody like Arthur Chu or Sean Hannity.

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 9 місяців тому +2

      Tucker Carelson is one of the most vile people to ever walk the planet.

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 9 місяців тому +2

      @@freakyzed8467At least Tucker Carlson isn’t assisting Israel in their genocide. I bet you voted for Joe Biden lmao

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 9 місяців тому +3

      Wait is this account not a bot?

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 9 місяців тому +1

      Is Chu even still around?

    • @miskatonic_alumni
      @miskatonic_alumni 8 місяців тому

      "People are too mean and nasty these days," says rightwing crank who supports natzee race "science" and eugenics. Several of your fellow travelers recently made news at the Conservative Putin Apologist Convention.

  • @mattgilbert7347
    @mattgilbert7347 9 місяців тому

    Samoans fell out of coconut trees.
    That's not racist it's just anthropology

    • @mattgilbert7347
      @mattgilbert7347 9 місяців тому

      @@wendigo2442 And Biden would think it's some kind of 50s chewing gum.
      *Hey can I get a stick of that Chumba-Wumba Chew?"

  • @HONEYBADGER222
    @HONEYBADGER222 9 місяців тому +5

    "You dont get to celebrate roe v wade when you lost it on your watch"
    Because Trumps SC picks?

    • @servomoore
      @servomoore 9 місяців тому +23

      Dems had the White House, Senate, and House for 2021 and 2022, What stopped them? Rhetorical question of course. I know the answer is they didn't WANT to codify Roe V Wade into law because they wanted to campaign/fundraise on it.

    • @hemingshark327
      @hemingshark327 9 місяців тому +12

      @@servomoore also, RBG dying at the wrong time is a 100% on the democrats

    • @leoalvarez1880
      @leoalvarez1880 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@hemingshark327 she should've retired when she was pressured under Obama

    • @hemingshark327
      @hemingshark327 9 місяців тому +6

      @@leoalvarez1880 I know, right?!

  • @theretrogamer5301
    @theretrogamer5301 9 місяців тому

    They didnt classify it as a safe zone.

  • @Lowe505
    @Lowe505 9 місяців тому +5

    Asking if Biden knows how to deal with the press because he's been in politics for over 50+ years kinda answers your own question Felix. Congressmen to Senator now President. I would say thats knowing how to deal with the press. But success in the Chapo world is is like pulling a bong without burning your hand.

    • @feydrautha012
      @feydrautha012 9 місяців тому +19

      Ah good, so we won't have to hear any more whining about how the MSM is treating Biden "unfairly", right?

    • @promark5317
      @promark5317 9 місяців тому +14

      Imagine defending Biden. Are you part of the administration? Or are you just dim?

    • @zehsackett6132
      @zehsackett6132 9 місяців тому +9

      Biden is a senile chomo who spent his entire career telling the republicans that they're too soft on crime. All of the police brutality and over incarceration comes from shitlib districts.

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 9 місяців тому +2

      His administration is bankrolling a genocide, so I understand why you’re grasping at “good with the press” straws, but like, have you ever heard him speak? I work with Guatemalan dishwashers who have a better grasp on the English language.

    • @from_each_to_each_1848
      @from_each_to_each_1848 9 місяців тому +1

      When Biden speaks, his words sound like they're falling up a set of stairs

  • @williamhenry8914
    @williamhenry8914 8 місяців тому +1

    Americans complaining about European food is hilarious 😂

  • @hpw101
    @hpw101 9 місяців тому +2

    Is will ever going to drop the valley girl up talk voice?

  • @psychoparty5948
    @psychoparty5948 9 місяців тому +5

    These guys still talk like a bunch of 16 year olds.They expect the population at large to take them seriously😂

    • @nedrobinson7490
      @nedrobinson7490 9 місяців тому +14

      If YOU expect that Chapos expect that, then…the joke is on YOU, good sir.
      If you walk into a room of salesmen and cant figure out who’s the mark, YOU are the mark.

    • @sponkmcdonk3898
      @sponkmcdonk3898 9 місяців тому +2

      That’s every podcast

    • @3dartxsi
      @3dartxsi 8 місяців тому +5

      If you think the Chapo guys are about taking anything seriously(including themselves), I've got a bridge in NY to sell you.

  • @jeffreymorris1752
    @jeffreymorris1752 8 місяців тому +4

    Whoa. You guys have rolled way downhill and I didn't think there was anything downhill from you.

  • @hpw101
    @hpw101 9 місяців тому +3

    Remember when Felix used to be funny?

    • @dressedtosmellgood
      @dressedtosmellgood 9 місяців тому +6

      He will always be the funniest of this group

    • @hpw101
      @hpw101 9 місяців тому +5

      @@dressedtosmellgood perhaps it’s just personal taste, but I find both Matt and Amber funnier. To each their own.

    • @PoolNoodleGundam
      @PoolNoodleGundam 9 місяців тому +2

      I like em all but man do I miss Matt

  • @happyslave9162
    @happyslave9162 9 місяців тому

    The meme wh did could scar or scare you hopes that's not trivial calc. according to nazis won the war plan or? wut fn plan?? you forget this you rong.

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 9 місяців тому +2

    Wow, imagine being so triggered over a meme 🤣

    • @rickkroll
      @rickkroll 9 місяців тому +36

      Imagine saying "triggered" on our lords year of 2024

    • @NipponStiqqyPaint
      @NipponStiqqyPaint 9 місяців тому +6

      Snowflakes, youknowwutimean?

    • @glass_knuckles
      @glass_knuckles 9 місяців тому +9

      what would we do without our boomer turtle from Tel-Aviv

    • @liquidladdy
      @liquidladdy 9 місяців тому +8

      Bro stays glued to chapo comments.

    • @MrMollusk7
      @MrMollusk7 9 місяців тому +7

      🇵🇸

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 8 місяців тому +6

    First time coming back to this channel in a few years.
    I'm not really surprised they've tilted towards Trump and fascism. Kind of like a 'Jews for Hitler' type situation here though, fighting for a place in the gas chamber.

    • @atcqmm5916
      @atcqmm5916 7 місяців тому +26

      Okay Hasbara

    • @elchucabagra
      @elchucabagra 7 місяців тому +23

      Are you on crack?

    • @tib7777
      @tib7777 2 місяці тому +4

      What are you on about?

  • @ryanand154
    @ryanand154 9 місяців тому

    Trump 2024

  • @wizardpatch9405
    @wizardpatch9405 8 місяців тому +2

    These goobers say Israel has no self-sufficiency? Did the PLO create a Madisonian government and heavy industry when we weren't looking?

  • @brentoncarter4275
    @brentoncarter4275 9 місяців тому +12

    poor baby president can't do anything cuz the juize

  • @bobsucks9647
    @bobsucks9647 9 місяців тому +8

    Wait dude said Kayfabe? We got a wrestling fan here huh

    • @Yankee_Smoker1917
      @Yankee_Smoker1917 9 місяців тому +4

      Hell yeah bruther

    • @cattibingo
      @cattibingo 9 місяців тому +13

      Hate to say it but kayfabe has seeped into to a lot of the general vocabulary