once when I was a teen there was a murderer being transported through my area and he escaped, he was on the run for over a week through the woods in my neighborhood, in that time he broke into a house on our road and the guy shot him in the butt, he tried to cut through our woods and our big dog tore after him (they said he'd been bit by a large dog when they found him, he gave up, and went without a fight when they found him in my great aunts barn, he had a cluster of ticks over five inches across his stomach and a few snakebites from non venomous snakes, poison ivy and absolutely covered in chiggers and mosquito bites. this is the realest thing I've ever seen. lol
When I was in high school in Louisiana, some convicts escaped from Angola (state prison). My friends were excited & when I asked why, they informed me that citizens could shoot to kill escaped convicts & they were excited to go "huntin'" 🙃
@@cajunasian165 sooo... those dang fugitives are DUMB! Didn't realize they're much safer in that out in that State. I sure hope the local folks had a good time hunting... hahaha
@@TheKb117 Angola's a pretty harsh state pen. Back around that time we knew a guy who worked at Angola. He'd talk about what they did to inmates. I couldn't stomach the images. We do have a rodeo that the inmates can participate in. It draws a huge crowd bc sometimes people get hurt. I've never been to one either. I guess they just snap & don't think before they escape (though it's not easy to break out). Who knows? Most people would be scared, but there are those people that like the thrill of the hunt 😶
@@cajunasian165 You might be interested in the history of Attica Prison, in NY state I think. Max security. Prisoners revolted. People killed, some tortured. Very nasty. Terrible conditions. Led to a great many prison reforms. Y'know, like being able to see your lawyer! Also, there's an entire, not sure how to say it, policy? to keep prisoners busy all the time. (I worked in a prison.) As little "down time" as possible so they don't brood ... or make plans.
@@veramae4098 I've heard of Attica, but I didn't know they were the cause of a bunch of prison reforms. That's sad. I always think there are some people not meant to be in prison or wrongly convicted & feel so bad for them. Then you have the sick or violent criminals that have wreaked havoc on society & I feel they deserve everything that happens in prison. Society is measured by how the poor & criminals are treated. I've read about a Scandinavian prison where it's basically like little cabins for individual prisoners & they have a bunch of freedom & they found there is way less dissatisfaction from prisoners & less behavioral problems. They also have a low recidivism rate as well. Unlike how it is in the USA. I'm going to have to look up Attica more in depth though. Is that what they called Sing Sing? Or is that a different prison, do you know? I've read books that mention different prisons. Pretty fascinating. There's like a whole different culture in prison. I hope you stay safe. I had contemplated being a CO before, but the person I was dating at the time was very vocally opposed to the idea. I had looked up the requirements & stuff though.
@@bladedude4072 yes I had to deal with GA summers because I was visiting my cousin. I almost died. Because Texas heat is different than GA heat which I didn't think was possible. and then we took a ride trip to south Carolina it was hot as hell at 102 degrees.
I read an account some time ago, I don't recall where, about a German POW during WWII who escaped from a detention center somewhere in the South. Mississippi, I believe, but it could have been some other southern state. He was discovered by an elderly woman whose barn he was hiding in, and she shot and killed him with a shotgun. Of course there was an investigation, as the US took seriously its responsibility to care properly for POWs. The authorities asked her, "Why did you shoot him instead of forcing him to surrender? Do you hate the Germans so much?" Confused, she answered, "German? I thought he was a yankee."
Funniest part about that is literally half the union Army were German immigrants who enlisted immediately on immigration from Germany and couldn't speak English. The Confederates were very confused when they first started encountering units that spoke nothing but German or Yiddish
Crystal Lake, Penna? Yeah, waterbabies hunt there. Don't forget what Shyamalan said, Penna is the weirdest place he ever visited. Most of his movies take place in PA. Jason was born there, and incarcerated in Fairview.
Was pulling weeds and hit a mound. In the nano sec it toke me to git my hand out of there they got me 15 or 20 times. We need to find some way to shoot these things out of a tank. One tank with fire ant shells could take on a division.
Theres only a few ways to deal with fire ants: chemical warfare, or molten metal (making a cast out of their nests is pretty cool, they kinda look like upside down metal Christmas trees)
Hilarious! Although, I was honestly expecting the chainsaw to run out of gas or just have trouble right as they were coming out of the woods, and one or both of the Southerners stopping to offer him some help and pointers on how to use it more efficiently.
Karen B Sorry....but, that's funny, too! Sorry....Dadgum....try drinking goat's milk, as it will cover you from anything they are fed (browzer's milk is best...sort of like free-range chickens). Drinking goat's milk wiped out my family's life threatening allergy to poison ivy and poison oak. It is also great as creamer in coffee.
As a Yankee who grew up in the north, I can only say I love these short sketches. they are really funny. We've lost the ability to laugh at ourselves and our little cultural/ Regional nuances. I'm always the first one to joke about growing up in New Jersey .
having lived in south Jersey we would affectionately call her the "Armpit of the East"... in Salem County we wud do Cow tipping on Saturday nights... true story.
I'm from the real south not those northern states of Virginia and the Carolinas and Kentucky. Everyone knows heat and humidity until they live some place where it is 90s and a heat index of 115 plus(thats where the weather channels stop keeping track they just put a plus sign)every day for a month.
Fellow former NJ here. I think the best part is all four seasons again. Instead of rainy spring, mixed summer, mixed fall, and cold rain winter. Just got grapnel, or whatever you call a mix of freezing rain glommed onto a snowflake. Only thing I’m really missing is a boardwalk…
Reminds me of the escaped prisoner that ran behind a paper mill in our little southern town that had been shut down for a few years. He got stuck in the pond behind the mill full of mud, paper dye, and contaminated water. He surrendered. 😊
As someone who's fallen into a fire-ant bed (or a far-ent mess, as Dad would say) I'll take the stickers, Poison Ivy and the snake. If I had to choose between fire-ants and breaking my femur again, I'd take the broken femur. If I had to choose between the fire-ants and the kidney stone, I'd have to sit down and think it over a spell. That's a tuff'en.
I hear y'all loud n clear! Had several bad battles with fire ants and they kicked my a$$ every time! Got scars covering both of my legs from 'em. Mean little S.O.B.'s that stay angry all the time! I'd rather wrestle a bear than to mess with fire ants!
When he said kudzu I surely thought the next view was going to show him half covered in the stuff and then completely covered by the end of the skit. Man does that stuff grow fast and climb everything!
I thought the kudzu was those dang sticker vines, oh-my how I loath those. My (now Southern) husband went out cut ‘in down the wild growth on our back extra lot, and he wore sandals (because he hadn’t ever had a problem with those poison ivy/oak stuff). Imagine how it hurt, to wear his military boots with all the poison ivy blisters!!
Kat K I never heard anyone from NJ say that. I live on the east coast too and I never heard anyone from their say that at least not in the mid Atlantic
Greetings from T-town! I agree with others that mosquitos should've been in the video. I grew up in the Mississippi Delta, and the ones we had were big enough to carry away small children.
@@MarionStevensJr Growing up, the mosquitos went after my brother. They usually ignored me even when we were outside in the evening playing into the dark.
Oh "youse" guys!!! You forgot about the Greenbriar. My husband was a surveyor in the South and he hated running into that stuff with a purple passion. It would leave little thorny bits in each wound, such fun. And of course, there's always ticks, that's good for a some fun. Cottonmouths are definitely bad tempered and will chase you just for lookin' at 'em funny. I can't even look at Poison Ivy without breaking out so the woods are a big Nope for me now.
Always a pleasure. I would not wish fireants on my worst enemy. I'd rather deal with the cottonmouth, stickers and poison ivy combo. Fireants can go into the nether regions
When I was just a little one, I sat on a fire ant mound that had been mowed over by the lawn mower. I even looked first, didn't see anything, sat down to pet a dog and then my legs were on fire! Thank God for cousins with mama ears and a water hose! Dang Dog!
Many years ago I just missed the city bus and sat down on a freshly swept curb / sidewalk to wait for the next bus. 10 minutes later I realize the "little pebbles" I felt sticking into my legs beneath my skirt were not pebbles, but fire ants that had made their home under the sidewalk. By the time I got halfway home I could feel my tongue start to swell. Fortunately I had a brand new cell phone and was able to call 911. Which was good, because by the time I got all the way home my tongue have swollen so much I could barely talk. I dropped my shopping packages off and hopped in the ambulance and went straight to the hospital. Yes, fire ants are nothing to play with. I've kept an EpiPen ever since.
Yet another video hit outa the ballpark! 🙂. The snake part was my favorite and I was hoping for a gator after he fell down, but fire ants are a good choice also! Thanks again for making my day! 🙂♥️♥️
I think they sent some to England during the filming of "Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone" so they wouldn't have to use CGI for the effects. =)
This is so funny! I really want somebody to do an Australian one! After watching your channel, I have figured out Australians and Southern US have a lot of similarities. We have "stickers" too. We call the really big ones "goat horns" or "cats eyes". The little ones are "bindi's".
I know a soldier from Pennsylvania who was sent to Fort Gordon, GA. for training. He said, that a few days after his arrival. He was seen beating the ground with the butt of his rifle. He was introduced to fire ants.
B Sam.13 I don't miss the Nawth at all, y'all. Been in VA for 40 years and I don't even want to VISIT the North for any reason. The people are much friendlier here. Thanks, y'all!
@@Woody-nc1ru or don't, because actual refugess might need those tickets, and we're a lot better equipped to deal with them than Europeans. Armed populace, free speech, and two hundred years experience having more than one race live together without genociding each other. FTW
I'm from Georgia, USA and my comment to this is YEP!☺!!!!!!! To me the really funny part is when the dude says you'll miss the best part...rolling in the fire ants! So true, I have those sucker's hills all in my yard.
I finally showed this to my mom. She is from the south and she's been watching it over one over again. 😂😂😂😂 She said people in New Jersey when she moved people always thought saying "you's guys" to her made it look like the new stuff, her exact words were "only hillbillies say that"
True story: This happened in East Tennessee. My uncle was the sheriff at the time, and every household had at least one gun. Two convicts escaped the federal prison near there. Two weeks later, they flagged him to get a ride back. He asked them why they were surrendering, and they said there were too many hunters out looking for us.
Remember that Mel Gibson movie "Signs"? I thought if it was set in the South, they'd have to put a hunting limit on the Alien creatures. Guys would come through their hometowns with their killed aliens strapped across the hoods of their pickups. Great fun for everyone except those no-so-skerry-alien creatures. You may use this idea gratis.
This is excellent!! Those sand burs/stickers are awful. When my son was 3yrs old, he had to have surgery on his ‘family jewels’. When he woke up, he needed something for pain cause “they put stickers” down there (sutures, but he was convinced that they were stickers).
As a lifelong Georgia resident, I would add in the extra element of gators in some of the rivers and swamps in our southern counties. Florida Man introduced some Burmese pythons into that area too. Don't forget our feral hogs!
My Dad used to play guitar and sing I guess you’d call them folk songs. I can only remember the refrain from one of them. It’s about either an escaped prisoner or a guy on the run from the law for some other reason. He’s hiding out in a swamp. It goes: “and he’d better keep a’runnin’ and don’t stand still - if the gators don’t get him then the skeeters will.”
Yeah, when I first moved here to the NC Coast from Michigan, We rented a house(Hell House) and the yard was overgrown. So I got up early Saturday, Put on a pair of shorts and flip flops and began hacking and cutting and hacking some more, but after a couple of hours I began itching. I still don't know what I got into, but I was broke out from head to toe.
One summer at camp I stepped in a pile and leaned against a tree with them didn't realize until they had gotten under the clothes. Had bites in places i don't care to admit to. Ants are the one bug i will turn tail to today.
I call them burrs also. And in long hair dogs😩. I had a lovely show Irish setter, and she got them in ALL her feathers. Needless to say, we were out of the ring until the hair grew back.
I haven't watched yet... unsweetened tea, bad monograms, hot weather, no vegetables available, and 2 dozen species of flies and gnats? My prediction. I hope you folks have taught me well...
In Virginia we had a guy from NY who robbed a local jewellery store and tried to hide in the woods over night, they found him walking along the railroad with all his clothes off except for his underwear, He was ate up by mosquitos and was in heat stroke. He was glad to get arrested, too funny..
I went camping with a group that had this guy who was an arrogant know-all sob. Too bad for him he did not know about poison ivy because he decided to go behind a "bush" to pee after brushing aside the plant and handling his you know what while he relieved himself. It couldn't had happened to a more deserving guy.
once when I was a teen there was a murderer being transported through my area and he escaped, he was on the run for over a week through the woods in my neighborhood, in that time he broke into a house on our road and the guy shot him in the butt, he tried to cut through our woods and our big dog tore after him (they said he'd been bit by a large dog when they found him, he gave up, and went without a fight when they found him in my great aunts barn, he had a cluster of ticks over five inches across his stomach and a few snakebites from non venomous snakes, poison ivy and absolutely covered in chiggers and mosquito bites. this is the realest thing I've ever seen. lol
When I was in high school in Louisiana, some convicts escaped from Angola (state prison). My friends were excited & when I asked why, they informed me that citizens could shoot to kill escaped convicts & they were excited to go "huntin'" 🙃
@@cajunasian165 sooo... those dang fugitives are DUMB! Didn't realize they're much safer in that out in that State. I sure hope the local folks had a good time hunting... hahaha
@@TheKb117 Angola's a pretty harsh state pen. Back around that time we knew a guy who worked at Angola. He'd talk about what they did to inmates. I couldn't stomach the images. We do have a rodeo that the inmates can participate in. It draws a huge crowd bc sometimes people get hurt. I've never been to one either.
I guess they just snap & don't think before they escape (though it's not easy to break out). Who knows? Most people would be scared, but there are those people that like the thrill of the hunt 😶
@@cajunasian165 You might be interested in the history of Attica Prison, in NY state I think. Max security. Prisoners revolted. People killed, some tortured. Very nasty.
Terrible conditions. Led to a great many prison reforms. Y'know, like being able to see your lawyer! Also, there's an entire, not sure how to say it, policy? to keep prisoners busy all the time. (I worked in a prison.) As little "down time" as possible so they don't brood ... or make plans.
@@veramae4098 I've heard of Attica, but I didn't know they were the cause of a bunch of prison reforms. That's sad. I always think there are some people not meant to be in prison or wrongly convicted & feel so bad for them.
Then you have the sick or violent criminals that have wreaked havoc on society & I feel they deserve everything that happens in prison.
Society is measured by how the poor & criminals are treated. I've read about a Scandinavian prison where it's basically like little cabins for individual prisoners & they have a bunch of freedom & they found there is way less dissatisfaction from prisoners & less behavioral problems. They also have a low recidivism rate as well. Unlike how it is in the USA.
I'm going to have to look up Attica more in depth though. Is that what they called Sing Sing? Or is that a different prison, do you know? I've read books that mention different prisons. Pretty fascinating.
There's like a whole different culture in prison. I hope you stay safe. I had contemplated being a CO before, but the person I was dating at the time was very vocally opposed to the idea. I had looked up the requirements & stuff though.
They could only do horror movies in the south at night, too. It’s too hot and humid during the day
Have you ever felt GA summer nights they the same.
Bladedude40 same in Mississippi. The humidity never ends. It’s a little more bearable than the daytime though
Hey, the only thing keeping me up here!
@@bladedude4072 yes I had to deal with GA summers because I was visiting my cousin. I almost died. Because Texas heat is different than GA heat which I didn't think was possible. and then we took a ride trip to south Carolina it was hot as hell at 102 degrees.
So are Kansas nights. If it rains it might cool down for a little bit but then it will be hot and humid again.
And the weather didn't even get involved. Bless his heart.
I read an account some time ago, I don't recall where, about a German POW during WWII who escaped from a detention center somewhere in the South. Mississippi, I believe, but it could have been some other southern state. He was discovered by an elderly woman whose barn he was hiding in, and she shot and killed him with a shotgun. Of course there was an investigation, as the US took seriously its responsibility to care properly for POWs. The authorities asked her, "Why did you shoot him instead of forcing him to surrender? Do you hate the Germans so much?" Confused, she answered, "German? I thought he was a yankee."
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.
I got up today for this comment
Bruh... 🤣 🤣 🤣
Funniest part about that is literally half the union Army were German immigrants who enlisted immediately on immigration from Germany and couldn't speak English.
The Confederates were very confused when they first started encountering units that spoke nothing but German or Yiddish
That would be near Camp Shelby and yes the country women would have shot him.
That's why it's always set at Crystal Lake, spooky island, mountain cabin. No one would survive the South's natural defenses!
Sherman did.
Just like here in Australia! Lol
@@paulmiller3469 We....don't talk about him.
Yep
Crystal Lake, Penna? Yeah, waterbabies hunt there. Don't forget what Shyamalan said, Penna is the weirdest place he ever visited. Most of his movies take place in PA. Jason was born there, and incarcerated in Fairview.
" your gonna miss the best part , he's rolling around in fire ants!"
I am so dead
Fire ants are justification for use of nuclear weapons.
When the wildlife is more dangerous than a guy with a chainsaw.
I think I'd rather deal with Pennywise than southern fire ants.
His makeup would melt in the humidity. Can't be afraid of a clown when their makeup is gone.
Was pulling weeds and hit a mound. In the nano sec it toke me to git my hand out of there they got me 15 or 20 times. We need to find some way to shoot these things out of a tank. One tank with fire ant shells could take on a division.
Theres only a few ways to deal with fire ants: chemical warfare, or molten metal (making a cast out of their nests is pretty cool, they kinda look like upside down metal Christmas trees)
@@jackgibsxxx0750 yep, if we had a friggin fire ant shell that would disperse combatants/rioters pretty quick.
The problem is It tends to take the form of your worst fear, so if it tries to get you it’ll appear as extra-persistent fire ants
Hilarious! Although, I was honestly expecting the chainsaw to run out of gas or just have trouble right as they were coming out of the woods, and one or both of the Southerners stopping to offer him some help and pointers on how to use it more efficiently.
Nah, that is how it started.
Now that would be funny!
😂🤣
That's how it's done in the south. Then they'd offer him some sweet tea and invite him up on the porch to sit a spell.
"Oh bless your heart, you didn't mix the oul and gas right."
This is why I’m staying up north, I know someone who moved to Florida and her exact words were “everything wants to eat you down here,”
That depends on how far south you go. I was raised in Tennessee and it is not that bad.
Still not as bad as Australia - or so I've heard.
@@curtis7599 Shut up dude, you want the whole state of New Jersey at our doorstep????
@@WWZenaDobruv, in straya and it's neighbours, we called USAn that survived down here southerner. They must be.😂
Lol. Florida sounds like Australia. Except that even the plants want to kill you in Australia.....
As a northern transplant who is allergic to everything down here, this hits way too close to home 🤣
a northern transplant 🤣
Bless your heart!
Karen B Sorry....but, that's funny, too! Sorry....Dadgum....try drinking goat's milk, as it will cover you from anything they are fed (browzer's milk is best...sort of like free-range chickens). Drinking goat's milk wiped out my family's life threatening allergy to poison ivy and poison oak. It is also great as creamer in coffee.
Same here. My grams had to give me a crash course.
cool im probably going to college in the south and im already allergic to everything up here guess ill die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As a Yankee who grew up in the north, I can only say I love these short sketches. they are really funny. We've lost the ability to laugh at ourselves and our little cultural/ Regional nuances. I'm always the first one to joke about growing up in New Jersey .
My wife and I just moved to Kentucky this last summer from our Upstate NY farm that we had to sell. We love it here. GOD bless the south.
having lived in south Jersey we would affectionately call her the "Armpit of the East"... in Salem County we wud do Cow tipping on Saturday nights... true story.
I'm from the real south not those northern states of Virginia and the Carolinas and Kentucky. Everyone knows heat and humidity until they live some place where it is 90s and a heat index of 115 plus(thats where the weather channels stop keeping track they just put a plus sign)every day for a month.
Fellow former NJ here. I think the best part is all four seasons again. Instead of rainy spring, mixed summer, mixed fall, and cold rain winter. Just got grapnel, or whatever you call a mix of freezing rain glommed onto a snowflake. Only thing I’m really missing is a boardwalk…
I'd totally watch this as a full length movie. 😂
Definitely! This would be the funniest Texas Chainsaw Massacre ever!
The real Texas chainsaw massacre
The Southerning
Yup. I'd pay to see it, then buy the dvd.
@katrinathe1st YES!!! And, this would be my first ever "horror" movie, because I hate scary things, but this, I could deal with. LOL!!!
I love how you guys packed so much content into a video that's just a few minutes long. It's perfect!
Lauren Schlepp. "you guys".... Bless your heart....
Not even a few dude...less than 2...it's a few seconds long...lol
Stopping at the door, OK. But moving to the rocking chairs? Having a cuppa something? Yeah, great.
@@TooStinkinFine Exactly!
It's 'ya'll' not 'you guys!'
Bless their heart!
Reminds me of the escaped prisoner that ran behind a paper mill in our little southern town that had been shut down for a few years. He got stuck in the pond behind the mill full of mud, paper dye, and contaminated water. He surrendered. 😊
As someone who's fallen into a fire-ant bed (or a far-ent mess, as Dad would say) I'll take the stickers, Poison Ivy and the snake. If I had to choose between fire-ants and breaking my femur again, I'd take the broken femur. If I had to choose between the fire-ants and the kidney stone, I'd have to sit down and think it over a spell. That's a tuff'en.
Boy howdy. I've been told that getting rid of kidney stones is like piss'n razor blades and I think that I'll just do my best to watch where I step.
I grew up in Texas and I remember fire ants well. Then there were the hornets that built nests in our swingset.
Fire ants are justification for use of nuclear weapons.
I hear y'all loud n clear! Had several bad battles with fire ants and they kicked my a$$ every time! Got scars covering both of my legs from 'em. Mean little S.O.B.'s that stay angry all the time! I'd rather wrestle a bear than to mess with fire ants!
I died at “fire ants”!😂😂😂 love it!
Riley Jones I was ROTFL so much I busted my mouth muscles!
Yep, many of us have died from fire ants.
At least he didn’t run into any cow ants they hurt and it takes a million years to kill’em
Nikki Walley ain’t that the truth, luckily I’ve never gotten stung by one, but I’ve had a few run ins with em
@@Zara-Bari and got all swollen up.
When he said kudzu I surely thought the next view was going to show him half covered in the stuff and then completely covered by the end of the skit. Man does that stuff grow fast and climb everything!
"He's rolling around in fire ants." 🤣
lolololol!!!! Making me homesick. lol
I thought the kudzu was those dang sticker vines, oh-my how I loath those. My (now Southern) husband went out cut ‘in down the wild growth on our back extra lot, and he wore sandals (because he hadn’t ever had a problem with those poison ivy/oak stuff). Imagine how it hurt, to wear his military boots with all the poison ivy blisters!!
The real horror
@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen oh God
And they way they brought out the coffee to watch him ... ROLLIN' laughing.
He may have said "yous guys," a northern expression, but he was way over dressed to be in the south. Funny vid.
Exactly! But running for their lives, they didn't take the time to look at him that closely. Great audio call!
cptpapa must be far up north. Because I'm from the north and nobody ever said that
@@pisces2569 I think it's a Jersey/East Coast thing?
Kat K I never heard anyone from NJ say that. I live on the east coast too and I never heard anyone from their say that at least not in the mid Atlantic
@@pisces2569 Oh, ok. I've heard Joe Pesci say it that way in more than one movie, so just assumed it was a Jersey thing. My bad.
That cottonmouth to the throat-brutal!!! They need to add that to the Atox! Much love from the Magic City!💖💕
B’ham represent!
Ft. Payne,AL in the house! =P
Greetings from T-town!
I agree with others that mosquitos should've been in the video. I grew up in the Mississippi Delta, and the ones we had were big enough to carry away small children.
@@MarionStevensJr Growing up, the mosquitos went after my brother. They usually ignored me even when we were outside in the evening playing into the dark.
then, chainsaw guy hears banjo music......"ah bet you got a purty mouth under that mask"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Damn that's funny!! Original Southern gal here. I can hear the banjo music now! 😁😁😁😁
Oh "youse" guys!!! You forgot about the Greenbriar. My husband was a surveyor in the South and he hated running into that stuff with a purple passion. It would leave little thorny bits in each wound, such fun. And of course, there's always ticks, that's good for a some fun. Cottonmouths are definitely bad tempered and will chase you just for lookin' at 'em funny. I can't even look at Poison Ivy without breaking out so the woods are a big Nope for me now.
Day light = huge biting mosquitoes, alligators, sharks. Just the normal 1:40 🦈🐜🐊
That's just Matt in disguise attacking them cause he heard they hate candy corn too.
Then why did he say "you guys?"
@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen he said "youse guys"
Always a pleasure. I would not wish fireants on my worst enemy. I'd rather deal with the cottonmouth, stickers and poison ivy combo. Fireants can go into the nether regions
That sounds like it would hurt
Oh yes, they most certainly _can._ Remember, children, especially you girls who are fond of sundresses: The price of a picnic is _ETERNAL VIGILANCE!_
When I was just a little one, I sat on a fire ant mound that had been mowed over by the lawn mower. I even looked first, didn't see anything, sat down to pet a dog and then my legs were on fire! Thank God for cousins with mama ears and a water hose! Dang Dog!
Many years ago I just missed the city bus and sat down on a freshly swept curb / sidewalk to wait for the next bus. 10 minutes later I realize the "little pebbles" I felt sticking into my legs beneath my skirt were not pebbles, but fire ants that had made their home under the sidewalk. By the time I got halfway home I could feel my tongue start to swell. Fortunately I had a brand new cell phone and was able to call 911. Which was good, because by the time I got all the way home my tongue have swollen so much I could barely talk. I dropped my shopping packages off and hopped in the ambulance and went straight to the hospital. Yes, fire ants are nothing to play with. I've kept an EpiPen ever since.
Gives new meaning to the song "Ring of Fire"!
I for sure thought they were going to have him eaten up by mosquitos.
they'll fly off with him in the sequel
Nah that’s what the ants are for after the snake kills him. Haha
Cute cat
Naw, that'd be my job... Lol
With each skit, y'all get funnier!! Love your channel! ♡
Awesome! 🤣So funny! We just called those weeds stickers too. Happy Halloween!
Stickers or burrs is what we called them.
Cocklebur's
Stickers and burrs are different, but both suck equally bad
They look more like goat's head thorns. Cockleburrs are roundish and stick like Velcro
i call them "sticker burrs" both them combined
Ya'll really deserve a million subscribers! Our whole family enjoys your videos!
And don't forget that in the south we're packing as well 🔫
I was waiting for the shotgun to cone out. Or at least, like, "oh, forgot! I have a revolver in tbe waistband of my pants. Silly me for running!".
That would be the shortest horror movie in existence.
Man you know UA-cam dont allow that
Yeah but we're all packing,even the hypocritical libtards who say the rest of us should'nt have guns.
Or we know somebody who does.
Or we have our own axes, machetes, knives, chainsaws, power tools in general...
Y'all these have got to be the best things going!!! Love em!!!
Yet another video hit outa the ballpark! 🙂. The snake part was my favorite and I was hoping for a gator after he fell down, but fire ants are a good choice also! Thanks again for making my day! 🙂♥️♥️
Having been attacked by fire ants before, I think I would rather my chances against the gator.
Oh a gator would've been epic!
Hit a fire ant mound with a lawn mower once...was undressed before I hit the front door....
@@pamilawilson8944 I hear ya there buddy, cant stand the bastards
@@pamilawilson8944 OMG ROFLMBO!! I almost peed in my pants trying to visualize that!! 😂😂. You are a hoot!! 🙂 I did the same but with hornet's.
OMG, hilarious video!!!!! Ya'll rocking this channel!
Just wanted to say I am from India but somehow really connected with this video! Lots of love to you guys and already waiting for your next video!
My first morning after arriving in Pune, they had killed a king cobra on our doorstep. Of course y'all can relate!
"Southern" is a state of heart.
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Yall are simply the best! Everyone is so talented and funny!
YES!!!! Just feed him to the kudzu, that stuff ate the south.
I think they sent some to England during the filming of "Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone" so they wouldn't have to use CGI for the effects. =)
Now _THERE'S_ a horror show: _Children of the Kudzu!_
That kudzu will save us when shtf. You can eat it.
@@bethshadid2087 You can eat it? Didn't know that.
@@Raving_Rando yes you can boil it and eat like cabbage. I think they said it's kinda bitter but if your hungry 😁
Killer: chases you with knife
Southerner: shoots killer with handgun he/she never leaves home without.
Never knew about this channel. Thanks to YT for recommending. Subscribed. As a Texas boy, I can relate.
This is so funny! I really want somebody to do an Australian one! After watching your channel, I have figured out Australians and Southern US have a lot of similarities. We have "stickers" too. We call the really big ones "goat horns" or "cats eyes". The little ones are "bindi's".
I know a soldier from Pennsylvania who was sent to Fort Gordon, GA. for training.
He said, that a few days after his arrival. He was seen beating the ground with the butt of his rifle.
He was introduced to fire ants.
I love this channel! whenever I see you upload somethin new, I'm always here to see it! Love y'all!
These videos are giving me need to pack my things and move to south. Only issue is that I live in Europe and I am broke 😂😂
B Sam.13 I don't miss the Nawth at all, y'all. Been in VA for 40 years and I don't even want to VISIT the North for any reason. The people are much friendlier here. Thanks, y'all!
Just tell them your a Syrian refugee and they'll fly you over here for free and set you up with everything you need.......
You'd fit right in if you make it over here. Alot of us are broke too...I know I am 😄.
If you do move to the states, the South is where it's at....lol
@@Woody-nc1ru or don't, because actual refugess might need those tickets, and we're a lot better equipped to deal with them than Europeans.
Armed populace, free speech, and two hundred years experience having more than one race live together without genociding each other. FTW
I LOVEE THIS CHANNEL! keep up the good work!
This was hilarious. You guys always hit the funny bone
I'm from Georgia, USA and my comment to this is YEP!☺!!!!!!! To me the really funny part is when the dude says you'll miss the best part...rolling in the fire ants! So true, I have those sucker's hills all in my yard.
Australians are laughing pretty hard WITH YOU at this episode. Pretty funny!
The only other place on earth where everything tries to kill you.
Had to watch it 3 times... Haven't laughed that hard in quite a while.
More, please.
one of the best episodes you guys have put out this is extremely funny because it's like so true thank you I needed a good laugh today
I call em stickers too😂
Sticker burrs or sand spurs here.
We always call them sticky burrs 🤣
I always called them hitchhikers. The small green ones(that will cover you from head to toe just walking outside) are what my family called burrs
We call them goat heads or stickers. Ouch!!!!
Did you know that Tennessee doesn't have stickers?! We have everything else but stickers.
I finally showed this to my mom. She is from the south and she's been watching it over one over again. 😂😂😂😂 She said people in New Jersey when she moved people always thought saying "you's guys" to her made it look like the new stuff, her exact words were "only hillbillies say that"
True story: This happened in East Tennessee. My uncle was the sheriff at the time, and every household had at least one gun. Two convicts escaped the federal prison near there. Two weeks later, they flagged him to get a ride back. He asked them why they were surrendering, and they said there were too many hunters out looking for us.
I LITERALLY LOVE YOUR SKITS
Remember that Mel Gibson movie "Signs"? I thought if it was set in the South, they'd have to put a hunting limit on the Alien creatures. Guys would come through their hometowns with their killed aliens strapped across the hoods of their pickups. Great fun for everyone except those no-so-skerry-alien creatures.
You may use this idea gratis.
I love this channel!
This is excellent!! Those sand burs/stickers are awful. When my son was 3yrs old, he had to have surgery on his ‘family jewels’. When he woke up, he needed something for pain cause “they put stickers” down there (sutures, but he was convinced that they were stickers).
I think it's cute that people from Nevada, Arizona, and southern California think the're Southern. Bless you heart.
Sooo True!!! The fire ants....down here we call'em southern land mines!!! You completely forgot the Southern royal air-force wasps and hornets.....LOL
I could do an Australian version of this, but with what we got down here that'll kill you, it would only be 20 seconds long.
Oh, come on. You’re gonna miss the best part. He’s rollin around in fire ants. 😂😂😂 love it!!
😁😂🤣 Our yard in Tarrant County, Texas?!! 😎☠️☠️☠️
My house in Saginaw lol
Jesse8174life I leave near Saginaw too. I don't have stickers at this house, but the one I had close to River Oaks was completely covered with them.
I live in Tarrant county too!
Mike, I live in the hospital district, the near Southside. Last week, in my yard, skunk, coyote, fox, opossum.
I used to live in Tarrant county. Now I live in Denton county Texas.
As a lifelong Georgia resident, I would add in the extra element of gators in some of the rivers and swamps in our southern counties. Florida Man introduced some Burmese pythons into that area too. Don't forget our feral hogs!
Youse Guys...that makes him from Philadelphia...🤔😊 definitely not on home ground...this channel is hilarious...😂
Mark Flatt accent seems right too.
Haha, as I Philly girl, yeah
This is too funny. Thank you guys for this funny piece of joy. We call them stickers here In Oklahoma too.
One of the best! Love y'all! ❤
We always called them 'cukkle-burrs'. Fun post. Reminder of good times! :=P
..."He's rolling around in fire ants". And ticks... and chiggers!
If my Texas-native Granny was in a horror movie as soon as something creepy happened she’d be loading her hunting rifle in like .3 seconds
Omg, that's honestly what would happen. Y'all are always so funny!!!
If he didn't fall out wheezing because of the humidity.
And the pollen... And the mold spores...
My Dad used to play guitar and sing I guess you’d call them folk songs. I can only remember the refrain from one of them. It’s about either an escaped prisoner or a guy on the run from the law for some other reason. He’s hiding out in a swamp. It goes: “and he’d better keep a’runnin’ and don’t stand still - if the gators don’t get him then the skeeters will.”
Now all we need is a 12 year old with a 12 gauge saying "Kin I chute em Pa!?!! Taint right to let em suffer like that!!"
"you sure? you're missing the best part, he's rolling around in fire ants now!"
XD
Literally just watched it twice in a row 😂
I watched it 4 times and it just keeps getting better!! Love the snake part! ♥️
Me too.
Yeah, when I first moved here to the NC Coast from Michigan,
We rented a house(Hell House) and the yard was overgrown.
So I got up early Saturday, Put on a pair of shorts and flip flops and began hacking and cutting and hacking some more, but after a couple of hours I began itching.
I still don't know what I got into, but I was broke out from head to toe.
UA-cam needs reactions like FaceBook so we can LOVE this!
You guys! love being a New Hampshire girl watching these because I learn so much about the south yet there are so many similarities
I LOVE this channels one of my favorites!
You missed the heat and humidity.
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Past that, I got a great laugh of it.
Love y'all. Always hilarious.
That’s why in horror movies the killer is from the south and the survivors are “not from around here”
You need more than that to scare a southerner. 😂
Hahahaha! Sand spurs, fire ants, Poison Ivy, snakes lol! Tough growing up in the deep south!
They forgot cat claw and wait a minute briars
Should have included a skunk for good measure.
"He's rolling around in fire ants." Oof! That's rough. I'm not sure even a serial killer deserves that...
One summer at camp I stepped in a pile and leaned against a tree with them didn't realize until they had gotten under the clothes. Had bites in places i don't care to admit to.
Ants are the one bug i will turn tail to today.
@@novaquartz5049 Yikes!!
“Stickers”. That one hit home.
“It’s a cotton mouth!” 😂🤣😂
I call em sticker burrs.
Porcupine eggs
I call them "natures little knifes"
Depends if I see them, find them in the dog's fur, or step on one. I can get pretty creative.
I call them burrs also. And in long hair dogs😩. I had a lovely show Irish setter, and she got them in ALL her feathers. Needless to say, we were out of the ring until the hair grew back.
I haven't watched yet... unsweetened tea, bad monograms, hot weather, no vegetables available, and 2 dozen species of flies and gnats? My prediction. I hope you folks have taught me well...
Ha ha ha!!! Love it! Y'all are absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂😆
Bless his heart 😂😂😂 Id pay for this to be a full movie
They could turn a lot of these into a movie or a weekly sitcom. Seinfeld of the South.
This is my kind of scary movies 😌
In Virginia we had a guy from NY who robbed a local jewellery store and tried to hide in the woods over night, they found him walking along the railroad with all his clothes off except for his underwear, He was ate up by mosquitos and was in heat stroke. He was glad to get arrested, too funny..
Hahaha
This is like when someone from the suburbs/city come to the country in Australia 🤣
Ya'll forgot the ticks and snow birds.
I think he very well be a snowbird 😂🤣
If he’s not from the south, I’d doubt he’d know what kudzu was😂. This was so funny! You all are really talented . Great skits!
You'z guys did a good job!! On the skit it was funny!! 😂
Such a funny twist😂..Loved the video.
I went camping with a group that had this guy who was an arrogant know-all sob. Too bad for him he did not know about poison ivy because he decided to go behind a "bush" to pee after brushing aside the plant and handling his you know what while he relieved himself. It couldn't had happened to a more deserving guy.
I'm lucky. Poison ivy doesn't affect me.
I love the channel
He's not from here, we're good.😂
Hands down you all are the best on you tube. I laugh so hard people where looking at me and I dont care lol.