MiHoYo 100% knew what they were doing when they gave the doomsday beast the attack that cubes people and made sure that Himeko was on your team during the fight.
@@hanaahakii_you know I would play it but uh phone has 80 percent to blow up so yeah.... but seeing on how many people say protect her then I shall follow the orders
Kafka is literally that meme where someone is about to unsheathe their sword but they pull out their gun instead. Also, the doomsday beast kinda looks like Yaldabaoth the final boss from P5
I absolutly loved it when the MC says their famous cathphrase "its trailblazin' time" and trailblazes all over the Aoens to save the universe (and himeko) from destruction
well, I don't play Honkai Impact or any other games much, and the only few games I do have a red-haired girl that is non-existent and is having an existential crisis
Not so much in my case, but that's partly because I started playing Star Rail before Honkai 3rd (and before Genshin, but that's only relevant in that I'm really into Genshin right now as I'm more or less up to date on quests in Star Rail.)
Man this is so nice I wonder why yt doesn't recommend your channel more. I think it has to do something with you channel name. I guess the algorithm can't recognise it as a word
I saw this comment, thought it was pretty funny, liked it, closed the comments section... Then realized it was my own comment and I just completely forgot it existed.
That's my character I'm the trailblazer I come out I beat monsters all over the station and then I start eating a stellaron and then I pick the bat and I smash the flying monster on the head
2:04 why the FUCK DOES EVERYONE ASIDE FROM ME HAVE TRAUMATIC MEMORIES OF HIMEKO???? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T PLAY HONKAI IMPACT!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
I love it when Kafka says "Hello" and Trailblazer goes "I want you to (Star) Rail me"
😳
I want Kafka to make a permanent impact on me
I want her to rail me to the stars and back
Honkai Star Rail-> Hentai Star Rail
my inner Denji unleashes under the prescence of a Kafka within a 10 mile radius
My favourite part is when trailblazer says "Stay back Himeko, the Star is about to Rail"
ccto
We all agree, she is as beautiful as the day we lost her
We must protect her with our lives against Hoyo Devs. They won't take her from us again.
"She was reborn in the fire. She was smiling in the fire" 😔
May all the beauty be blessed brothers.
Himeko Protection Squad: ASSEMBLE
New to the honkai experience, is this some kind of inside joke?
Stelle be like : *i like trains*
Doomsday Beast : wait wha-
I understood that reference
ah yes the classic
ahh yes i like trains ...oh wait SHI--
This got way funnier after penacony.
I love it when Caelus says: " Im gonna rail", and then proceed to railed everywhere. Truly one of the games of all time
💀💀💀
AYO
He's about to rail, but who's the one about to get railed-?
i mean i'd let Welt rail me
@@gnuhgnauqneyugn me
While Fire Trailblazer is better overall, there's something satisfying about fighting cosmic beings with a bat.
Bat Trailblazer is literally OFF
Kaslana approved this comment section
@@Dark_16 *Pepper Steak intensifies*
Well you'd love the Kaslana family in HI3.
And I assume that there is or there would be one in ZZZ.
@@Nataninkoyeah imagine the old Big four here, we have a bronya anda a seele, now we need a kiana anda a mei
The « Congratulation, you now have cancer » is my favorite part. Plus the stardust bonk was amazing
The way the mosters were laughing initially looking at kafka's weapon was gold
MiHoYo 100% knew what they were doing when they gave the doomsday beast the attack that cubes people and made sure that Himeko was on your team during the fight.
Oh those bastards
I'll never forget the Final Lesson, thank you
What do you mean by this?
@@toxin2366 I recommend watching the "Final Lesson" Honkai Impact Cinematic.
Cheeky bastards
The Himeko part got me CRYING
I felt it so bad 😢
Me, who hasn't played honkai impact 3rd
@@Skyeshadow3408 you definitely should, its amazing
@@hanaahakii_you know I would play it but uh phone has 80 percent to blow up so yeah.... but seeing on how many people say protect her then I shall follow the orders
It didn’t affect me.
Kafka is literally that meme where someone is about to unsheathe their sword but they pull out their gun instead.
Also, the doomsday beast kinda looks like Yaldabaoth the final boss from P5
My favourite moment is when Caelus say "It's railing time" and then he start to Rail the Stars
Caelus where?
@@Anthony-qg1rq joe mama lmao gottem
oh wow omg my name is stars now so shocking
@@unfunnyskull🤨 🔍
"Congratulations, you have a cancer." That's not wrong.
According to the lore, is 100% accurate to say that we, Trailblazers, have cancer
2:02 actually made me laugh out loud lmao
1:58
Watching the doomsday beast get star railed hits different now
Thanks Sunday
"Centipede Kafka is not real, she can't hurt you"
Centipede Kafka: 1:28
the cock roaching
bud i think that's a cockroach
a reference to metamorphosis clearly, but they don't say what bug it was so... it depends
Bro, I think you forgot your glasses cuz that’s clearly la cucaracha
Kafkroach
My favourite part was when the Trailblazer said "It's Railin' time", truly a masterpiece
1:57 legendary Gim "AEUGH" voice
Bro the scene, where kafka puts the stellaron in the mc is done so well
I absolutly loved it when the MC says their famous cathphrase "its trailblazin' time" and trailblazes all over the Aoens to save the universe (and himeko) from destruction
"The star is about to rail"
"I like trains"
We need MORE TRAIN SUMMONING QUOTES
CJ, FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN
2:06 i missed you already lady who may or may not still exist.
0:58 *MEMORIES BROKEN, TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN*
*I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAAAAAA-A-A-A-AME*
I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON
I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLAAAAADE
A DESOLATE PLACE (PLACE)
WITHOUT ANY TRACE (TRACE)
ITS ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL
That subway surfer music at the end made me snort
I refuse to imagine the Starrail express with any other music now
I love that part when mc said "Honk-honk I'm about to star this rail"
kafka is so cute lol
@@McDonaldSeele. wdym
@@McDonaldSeele. he wasnt being being lewd, he was just saying she’s cute.
@@McDonaldSeele.what
@@McDonaldSeele. wats wrong with u
@@McDonaldSeele.are u trying to catch Kafka's cuteness on 4K 😂
No one:
Every Captain when they met Himeko in Star Rail: 2:08
My first s-rank valkyrie 😭
What anime in 2:08
@@RenDi_Y Honkai Impact 3rd Animated Short [Everlasting Flames]
I like how the universal reaction to meeting H:SR Himeko for the first time is *✨emotional damage✨*
well, I don't play Honkai Impact or any other games much, and the only few games I do have a red-haired girl that is non-existent and is having an existential crisis
Not so much in my case, but that's partly because I started playing Star Rail before Honkai 3rd (and before Genshin, but that's only relevant in that I'm really into Genshin right now as I'm more or less up to date on quests in Star Rail.)
This video alone makes me want to play both Honkai games, but I know damn well that Genshin has my phone in a chokehold
It's totaling over 53GB in my phones for the three games, and I didn't download HI3 fully
Both HI3 and GI going over 20GB is pain brother
@@wot8588 Oh heeell no. On my phone GI is at 25 GB by itself. I have a lot of storage (512 GB), but I need the rest for my cat pictures TT
my phone has 64gb so i quit genshin for honkai and honkai for honkai
Azur Lane + Genshin Impact + Honkai Impact = pain
1:29 Metamorphosis of Franz Kafka reference
bro predicted the astral express ultimate from penacony
2:25 now this is canon
True lol
@@S0m30ne i hope you make new version of it
When the Elevator actually puts on something good 0:49
1:55 LMAO
Aeugggg
I'm surprised that no one got the reference at 1:28.
It's Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis.
0:48 i want 1hr long for this part lmao
All the beauty has been blessed🙏
And now we literally journey ad astra abbyssosque (to the stars and the abyss)
Another great animation and respect for Himeko (Honkai players shall know)
1 year ago, s0m30ne predicted the "railing the entire train onto the enemy" attack
1:18 that caught me so off guard, like damn
"Don't be scared kafkroach isn''t real"
Kafkroach: 1:28
1:33 me when see kafka first time
I love it when Himeko said it's railing time, and then she railed everywhere.
1:41 My reaction to Dan Héng trying to give cpr was same like March. Like wth dude she just fainted not drowned 😂😂😂
2:09 She remembers.
What anime in 2:08
@@RenDi_Y Everlasting Flames.
Something about March saying “wake the fuck up samurai” is just…yes
Crazy how he predicted the “Get Railed Boss” that Sunday got in the end of Penacony arc!
I knew it, The Metamorphosis was an autobiography
Ah yes, the legendary "update setting" moment 0:01 - 0:45
I FKIN LOVE YOU!!
THIS VIDEO, UR HUMOUR.. EVERYTHING IS INSANE!!
thus is going to my saved playlist do i can see it everyday
!!!!PERFECTION!!!! 1:22
I like trains. And I hope I will see that Star Rail hitting bosses in future cartoons as a running gag.
Stelle: STAR BONK ULTIMATUM!!!
Express: CHOO CHOO MOTHER FHCKER!!!!
First reaction to seeing Kafka: "BARK BARK!"
Makima vibes
2:07 how dare you bring that up
Welt Railed 🚅 that Star pretty hard with that Subway surfers music 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think this might be one of your best works
Keep it up. 👍👍
Not the violin 💀
🍑🏃🏃♀️🏃♂️
"After he railed me from behind" *Vineboom*
Why Kafka is staring into my soul 😭
"Congratulations, you now have cancer" MY CHEST AKFKDK
1:22 i lost it here 😂😂😂
This is such a cute animation I love it❤️
2:05
trailblazer really was never gonna let her go
I love all your videos but this may be your greatest work
The himeko one made me cry tho 😢
You can't just hit me with moon halo like that
Nice reference to The Metamorphosis, there. 😆
2:22 "I LIKE TRAINS"
I GOT A HONKAI STAR RAIL ADD WHILE WATCHING THISSS
holyyyyy best oneeeee i love everything about this also the fire force ref was so funny XD
I immediately scream "MURASAMA" every time I see Kafka's sword. I doubt I'm the only one lmao
Man this is the best hsr videos I’ve ever seen
Man this is so nice I wonder why yt doesn't recommend your channel more. I think it has to do something with you channel name. I guess the algorithm can't recognise it as a word
Hmm I'll try to change it in the future also thank you 🙏
I love your content. Although I just found your channel recently 🥰🥰
I love when the star says it's "railing time," and then starts railing everyone. Truly the rails of all time
🤨
Pom Pom inside Astral Express : "Choo Choo Madafaka!"
I CAN'T AHAHAHAHA 😂
Bro i love this wth i just see it like 20 times in a row
Rewatching this after actually playing the game and I gotta say, the Stars are pretty Rail
I saw this comment, thought it was pretty funny, liked it, closed the comments section... Then realized it was my own comment and I just completely forgot it existed.
Me when Himeko appeared: why are we still here... Just to suffer?
That reference to The Metamorphosis by Kafka got me
That's my character
I'm the trailblazer I come out I beat monsters all over the station and then I start eating a stellaron and then I pick the bat and I smash the flying monster on the head
Atleast you didn't use nightglow. Good content as always. Keep it up 👍🏻
Playing nightglow on Himeko is like playing ruu's lullaby in tsurumi island
Yep, this is very accurate.
1:12
define : florida man but they arent a man
Honkai Star Rail IS Taking Over ❤
love these, keep making more
The train is now the strongest weapon
this sums up the 1st quest very well xD
This is top tier content
2:04
why the FUCK DOES EVERYONE ASIDE FROM ME HAVE TRAUMATIC MEMORIES OF HIMEKO????
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T PLAY HONKAI IMPACT!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
I dont play honkai but i did watch tht himeko scene 😌 the song aw gawd i cried 🥲
I got a honkai star rail ad on this video
oh my god the subway surfers soundtrack at the end😂😂😂
Friendship ended with genshit impact, HSR is now my best friend
March 7th gives me sayouri but without depressión ..vibes✨
Bro rlly said: "feed me, mommy😠💀💀
love metamorphosis reference lol
Ayo, this guy predicted the 2.2 train bumping into boss lol
May all the beauty be blessed 😢
_The Metamorphosis_ reference! 🤣
0:51 Kafka is really cute in this scene.
Wake the f up samurai, we have the star to rail
Well Fuli call Stellaron is "cancer" so technically you are right 💀
By far the most accurate "Star Rail In A Nutshell" video on UA-cam. Everyone else can stop making them now.