I cannot stop watching these. You start watching these and nothing else comes close. This intense energy is addictive, this is unboxing at the highest level
That Christmas shirt with dinosaurereindeer with Santa riding and Dave saying if u walk into bar Wearing this shirt ur looking at him like u know he can F was priceless
Jonny Colón super glue is also called surgical glue and was originally made for wounds and then was marketed for everything else. No need for the correction.
Hey Dave thanks for teaching everyone how to perform the double knife death technique you are the master:>) I bought it that move would definitely work if you were attacked by 2 people, Thanks Master Davey Sun.
When he returned with blood allover his shirt i lost it 😂😂
Reminds me of Paul Timbermans workshop from Mad TV lol
that was amazing, I was cringing watching him handle that knife knowing he was going to cut the fuck out of his hand when it popped open
His weapon collection is getting more respectable each day.
he needs a knife wall
@@dmcdmc a dildo wall too
if by respectable you mean liability then yes, your are correct...
@@abg125 booooooooo
One /hidechat everyones sick of the thirsty girls in the chat.
Dave getting scared opening the packages and injuring himself are the best parts of the Unboxings.
“Does that look like me?” *changes hats* “yep” killed me 😂
"The samurai sword is beautiful... It's got the Chinese on it."
Looked for this comment lol
I saw that live 😂
🤦♂️
Yes, and ..?
I don't think china had Samurai I believe that was Japan. Lol I could be wrong
Dave “I’m very good with weapons” Portnoy
Very good at weapons lmao that’s what makes it funny
My favorite quote was “sometimes the fancy knives seem more suited for human flesh than plastic” 😂😂😂
As he cuts himself opening all of them😂
the fact Pres is actually contemplating his mom grounding him at 42 is a testament to their relationship...he still a mama's boy at heart...
and the First Lady still pays his bills
i told him to be careful when he started pulling on the knife, he didnt listen
One finger sliced off by a blade fresh off the boat from China, everybody knows the rules.
“It’s not a glitter bomb”
*is a glitter bomb*
They were confetti dicks, I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
Dave coming back with a bloodied shirt 🤣🤣🤣
I cannot stop watching these. You start watching these and nothing else comes close. This intense energy is addictive, this is unboxing at the highest level
One dragon, everyone knows its a T-Rex
Condensing this down to 30 min was the right move.
Dude is not a medium lol, his shirts he wears hug the shit out of him like his womens jeans lol
nick walter well he isn’t very tall
And I'm sure your flabby fucking body doesn't fit into a Large.
That Christmas shirt with dinosaurereindeer with Santa riding and Dave saying if u walk into bar Wearing this shirt ur looking at him like u know he can F was priceless
Hes so stoned from those brownies 😂
Not gonna lie that moment he opened up the drawing of his dog was v wholesome
lmao so high trying to figure out how to make himself sound taller (no disrespect)
Hes a lot closer to 10 feet tall that 1 foot tall.
@@diagnosedtopg7657 The kid is at best 5 foot 8..in his high heels hes 5 foot 10
Whoever gave Pres the pot brownies he ate during the pizza review prior to this inboxing video, thank you.
Those medium shirts are like a fitted queen sheet on a king bed
I was 100% waiting for him to slice the shit out of himself with that knife the way he was trying to pull it out and it happened. Crazy
16:18 for the knife unbox where he cuts his finger
Thanks
Am I crazy or did it look like he didn’t touch himself?
Christ has risen!
He's Risen Indeed !
Im just watching these videos now.. Almost 3 years after covid.. and wow do I wish i would have known about these back then!!!
Unboxing VII 'There Will He Blood"
This is 30mins. I spent 30mins watching this and it was worth it. How and why is this entertaining I don’t get this but I’m locked in every night
You make my day! You make me smile and laugh every time I watch you!
I forgot how funny this series was 10/10
When he held that picture up and asked "yeah?" I lostttttt it. His nose IS crooked lolz
Prez is going to get packages on his door, for the rest of his life
The ramblings of a mad man, part VII
"Its combat 101, if we are being honest"..
16:18 YES. HE FINALLY CUT HIMSELF. ALL THAT BLOOD ON HIS SHIRT LMFAO
Nick DeStefano thanks for the time stamp so I can skip that part. Oh, and you spell your last name the wrong way. It’s supposed to be “Di”, not “De” 😜
@@lemongavine Brother!
Or it could be D'A like my last name
"Santa riding a dragon"
That is obviously a Trex...
"88 and out the gate" someone's been playing madden lol
Can't wait to see The Boxfather part VIII...
This dude is pure chaos
22:24 😂😂😂
Looks into the camera...”you.’
Those brownies need to be made available to the masses! He was feeling zero pain or stress.
I am loving these 😂 he changed shirts so many damn times
Don’t rub plush animals on your face or your grounded
Has a full arsenal of knives, jumps back in terror at a stuffed animal still. Go Pres Go
Think he might have been a little high at the time, who the fuck is scared of a stuffed animal? might have been peaking on brownies...
You guys should do a show on town baseball in MN
Dave, listen to your mother! She will love you when no one else will!
just take a moment to remember the glory that was powder he was a champion amongst men.
How does he even live with all those boxes surrounding his apartment lmao
He was given surgical glue for this very reason. Should have used it immediately.
It’s called super glue. We use it all the time on site
Jonny Colón super glue is also called surgical glue and was originally made for wounds and then was marketed for everything else. No need for the correction.
One hospital bill sent to the sender of that knife package , everybody knows the rules
25:50. Thinks the samurai has "chinese writing on it" Dave, ur the fucking best
Welcome to the team gun-knife !
Damascus steel blades are the best. Great feed Pres. Lol
This is so flipping funny! These are so addicting! ❤
yo when started swinging those swords, lowkey gave me anxiety watching that
the unboxings are great but the edits are fucking platinum
Whats the over/under date when Davey moves up to an XL tshirt?
2 weeks.
Kung Fu Fighting song........ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead
That’s my syrup!!
😂
Challenge coin arguably best gift yet
"Pow, Pow! That's a double death."
Wish Dave had taken the plastic off that Confederate sword. I can understand his sentiments but it looked really cool.
Bobbnoxious Dave is a Trumper . Fits right in with those fools.
Totally digging the Rob Deer reference....87 brewers baby...lol
Davey hasn’t seen this many packeges since his last bukkake
I wonder if Corona or one of his weapons will finally send him to the emergency room?
One big duct tape package = One big bag of weed!
He just needs a Fedora and a Waifu to complete the neckbeard weeb transformation.
Those are in the donate pile... for now.
8:48 He's caught the coof boys, and he didn't even cover his mouth.
6:33 but on the DL everyone is buying Jacks and Dave has stock in it lol
Glad I found out where my cigars went...
Calling a reindeer T-Rex a dragon, everyone knows the rules.
Pow pow that’s a double death 😂
One blood - spattered t-shirt, everyone knows the tetanus shot protocol.
R.I.P Powder You never stood a chance....
havent laughed harder when he sliced his finger
Ask Dave to say popcorn then ask him to say pupcorn. Absolutely no difference. 😂
Problem with states like New York, you get people who don’t know how to handle weapons and cut their fingers off.
Scared money don’t make no money is a song from speaker knockers
Am I the only one who feels like he's about to cut my eyes out with that box cutter?
I was there for all of this🙌🏽
Hey Dave thanks for teaching everyone how to perform the double knife death technique you are the master:>) I bought it that move would definitely work if you were attacked by 2 people, Thanks Master Davey Sun.
He called a dinosaur a dragon
This is the best one.
Frankie, can you flip the video around so we can read things correctly, please?
Dave Portnoy, those knives with the weird looking metal are made from Damascus steel. Very nice quality stuff there 👌
Just because it is Damascus doesn't mean it is quality.
@@PoorMansPreparing you're the expert thanks
@@PoorMansPreparing Nice channel by the way👌 I learned a few things
I sure would love that ant farm.
you have to send away for the ants, someone bought me one once, no fucking ants, gotta wait by the mailbox
"I wasn't fucking lose his mind, I heard this!"... Precisely
Barstool NFL live draft stream?
"What a beautiful samurai sword... this thing's got the Chinese on it" 🤦♂️
1 bite, everybody knows its a women's V neck
I'd hate to piss this guy off. Lol. Hilarious 😆
how did you edit out the fish he got??
18:58....is that a half oz of bud and 2 bags of infused gummies?
David "Double death" Portnoy
One injured participant everyone knows the rules
Mans said Japanese Samurai sword then says look at the Chinese on it, lmao
Dude , Fire Franky and Hire 368 to fix your UA-cam issues. Your the 100 million dollar man. Come On already.
Glad you are okay dude.
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN.... BUT PORTNOYS NOT OUT !!!!
Episodes are better when dave is stoned
RIP Powder
Dave “fuck right” Portnoy