PICKING NEW YORK OUTFIT FOR MY GIRLFRIEND!
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I once made my mum a cake
All she said was for goodness sake
It was burnt all around
And I dropped it on the ground
That will be the last time that I ever bake
Millie T I really like this one 😂❤️
This is good
Sooo good and funny lol
Oh this is a good one!
lmao you win
“Whats the point of the thong if the jeans are high waisted”
“...for the evening”
😭😂😭😭😂😂😂
Life is not a piece of cake
What we get is what we make
Little bit of joy, Little bit of pain
Our memories wont go in vain
Little bit of laughter, Little bit of Tear
We cheer with our near and dear
Life is not a piece of cake
The more we give,the more we take.
“What’s the point of the thong if my jeans are high wasted?”
“For the evening”
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA IM ACTUALLY DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
EpicEllie commenting from beyond the grave!
The zalfie baby is coming soon😂😂
I like the outfit but i would love the jeans to be skinny jeans instead of wide x
Ciara Gallagher I don’t know what’s wrong with the hoodie but maybe if she turned up the bottom idk
k
Maybe
that burrito place in town is literally the best ever omg, major food envy watching this 😍
I love that Holly is your office manager! She's the cutest friend you have.♥
There once was a dog called cake
He discovered he liked to bake
He baked bread and pies
Of a tiny size
Though he always threw them in the lake!
It's amazing. I laughed so haaaard
He went back to retrieve his desserts.
And was then eaten by a rattlesnake.
I love your poem love
„Pies” means dog in polish so it fits perfectly haha
Gabriella Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
My best friend made me a cake, she said it was hard to bake.
It was made of Nutella,
That rhymes with Zoella!
Let’s eat ‘til our stomachs ache! ✨🍰
This is amazing
Charlotte Jukes that is an amzing one xx
Charlotte Jukes Yours should win!
OMG THATS AMAZE😍😘❤️
Thanks for your reply’s guys ✨😊
If our relationship was a cake
What ingredients would it have
How long would we have to bake
To get the desirable taste of love
An ounce of respect and care
A handful of faith and grace
This kind of cake is rare
So be careful not to waste
Anna cliff this is adorable
Love this poem 😂💫
Anna cliff my relationship is a cake but its hard to bake,it's full of layers that can shake, trust is a gust of frosting that is very everlasting. The berries on the cake are full of love and it's in the shape of a glove, a tablespoon of secure hugs, and a whole cup of chocolate kisses that holds in a lot of memories. Just kidding I'm not in a relationship there's more I'd love in a realtionship.
Love this
Anna cliff I love this!! It's my favourite! Hope he picks yours!!
Alfie I’ve watched you for 5years now. Throughout the them years you’ve helped me through bullying and a lot of other things! Thankyou for always inspiring me and helping me through everything x
My mum once baked a cake, it took her ages and ages to bake. She spent all day, working away and eventually she had a break.
The cake was big and tall, but the toppings were rather small. The sprinkles were bright and the icing was a sight, all for a spring time ball. 🌻✌🏻💞
Erin Chapman This is my fave poem so far!
why is everyone is commenting poems
There once was a person named Blake,
And he loved to eat chocolate cake,
Don’t ask him to share,
‘Cause he doesn’t care,
He’ll eat until all his teeth break.
Holly Dolly iam impressed
Holly Dolly I really like this one 😂
Holly Dolly this is great
I made a cake
Ate it with a rake
Played some drake
Sat by the lake
Then felt my tooth break
Then took a break.
A rock cake
Will make your tooth break
A sweet cake
Will give you toothache
I ate them all once
My mum said your a nonse
I shall never have a full tooth
I will forever tell the truth
That's all for now
I ain't a cow
Anna cliff sweat cake?? 😂
Jess Personal ugh that would be disgusting 😂
Jess Personal ahahha
Anna cliff the best poem
Anna cliff can I add on???
I ate them all at once
My mum said ur a nonce
I shall never have a full tooth
I will forever tell the truth
That's all for now
I ain't a cow
By the Shelby t
Alfie Deyes once made a cake,
It was quite hard to make,
Although Zoellas was better,
As hers was filled with Nutella,
But they were both good bakes
I decided to make a chocolate cake
But I didn’t know if I could bake
It turned out well
Everything was swell
Until I dropped it in the lake !!
There was a fluffy, fruity cake
Which was easy to make.
And once I finished it,
I ate the cake bit to bit.
But then popped out a snake!
If I were to bake a cake,🍰
I would make it flavoured banana shake,🍌
With pink icing and purple toppings🍬,
And “just a spoonful of sugar” like Mary Poppins 🥄
I give the outfit 1 out of 10.. for the shoes
Poems are very hard to make,
Just like baking a delicious cake.
Poems cannot be too small,
Do you put in eggs at all?
Poems will sometimes rhyme,
The cake is in the oven for how much time?
Even though poems aren’t put in a tin,
And now that the cake is in,
I can have some fun,
In the warm sun.
Wait, what is that mixture for?
It must be there for something or more.
WHAT? It goes in with the cake?
Oh well, I guess poems are easier to make, a bit easier then delicious cake!
Poems are easier to make
Because they don’t need to be baked
I love Alfie deyes
I hope he gives this poem a gaze
I’ll see you another day
Down by Galway Bay
Colm Conneely this is so so good !!
Hahah tks
that is actually amazing😱
Love it! What's the style this is in?
Well then I like this one the best
Zoe’s reaction to her outfit is your reaction to her ASOS shop for you 😂😂
That's my boi ! Runnin topless in the snow 😂❤️
It was one of these days,
Where I bought myself a cake.
It was one of those with 7 lay‘s,
One I would never be able to bake.
But I was sure there must be a way,
So I just took it with me to the lake,
Just me and my cake spending our time at the beautiful lake.
There once was a fox who loved cake,
but he never learnt to bake,
so he scavenged in the bins,
among the boxes and tins,
he managed to find his cake!
Alf that outfit looked actually ridiculous 😂 3/10
I once baked a cake
It was not easy. To bake
The cake fell down
In the middle of town
That's my poem of cake
Sorry Alfie think I'm on Zoe's side with that outfit 😄
i can't wait to see your New York vlogs!!
There once was a delicious cake
which took some time to bake,
jake realised he wanted the cake
so set on his dream to bake❤️
I had once made this wonderful cake,
which had taken me all day to bake.
Proud of the look,
for as long as it took,
now cakes will be all that I make!
A limerick by Kat 😂😂
p.s. I use to LOVE making poems LOL this was fun
My favourite food is cake,
I eat it while on my break,
I see a well,
But the cake it fell,
Oh for heavens sake
That outfit gets a 2/10!
Awful jeans 😂
I once ate a massive cake
It made my stomach ache
I went to the nurse
Who made it worse
I've decided never to bake
Haha love hee but your choices where bad,she doesn't suit those types of clothes! 😣
Yeah alf youre really sweet but you can't pick out clothes for your girlfriend as a skill. hug
I just discovered your Zalfie Sims videos and I’m addicted! My 4 year old and 2 year old like to watch them with me. Please do more soon!! We’re almost done with the ones you have! 💖
I love a good cake
And love to bake
After I make
My chocolate milkshake
Then I take
My pancake
That is shaped in a snake
LARIBA IQBAL i
My poem is so bad 😂😂:
I do love cake,
To make and decorate,
That's lovely to eat,
As a weekend treat,
I'm hoping for one soon,
But its only Friday,
So I will have to make do,
With a homemade pie day
I really liked the outfit if only the jeans were the same length😂
There once was a scrumptious cake...
It took 2 hours to bake...
It sat on the ledge...
With the fruit and veg...
While i went swimming in the lake!!!
(I think that is a very good lymeric if i do say so myself (:)
My limerick:
Last week I bought a cake,
But later realised it was out of date.
I took it back,
Asked for my cash,
But what they gave me was fake!
I drove back, in pure disgust
My mind full of the cake
A car sped past, and just in time I managed to slam down the brake!😂
I actually love it! It is very casual and comfy. Keep it... Good job Alfie
I can't write poems but outfit rating is *3/10*.. and it's this high just because of shoes.. sorry Alfie 😂
Cake 🍰-
A scarlet confection,
Made to tasty perfection,
For your mouths inspection,
The tip of the toppings,
The vanilla flavoured frosting,
Is so tempting!
Blake was the dog who ate cake,
His new favourite took a long time to bake, he loved to eat it with his mate Snake,
They went to the shop,
To buy a new mop,
So that there cleaning would be on top,
Just in case the cake shop was a huge flop.
Once there was a cake
That was ready to bake
Decorated with strawberries and cream
It was better than it seemed
BOOOOMM!!!
I dreamed of a little cake,
Then learned that the dream was fake.
I got in the mood,
For that type of food,
But all that I found was a shake.
I like lemon cake. It's a great way to wake. And it's very easy to make. Give it a try if you want a little shake. And hopefully it won't give you a stomach ache!
I once baked a cake,
it was quite hard to make.
Took it to the zoo,
and while I was in the loo,
it was eaten by a snake!
"For the evenings" aww Alfie you cheeky 😉
Omg please can someone buy me a tango ice blast machine for my office
Alfie "nope, don't blame me" ... says the guy who cut the jeans at different lengths. lmao too funny
I literally wait on these videos all day I’m so happy
A shop round the corner sold cake
My favourite was the one with a flake
One day I went in
And was cravin’
Anything but a traybake
I once made a unicorn cake
It was so hard to make
It tasted like magic
We ate it all - so tragic!!
I’m just glad that it didn’t break!
OR
I once ate a delicious cake
Then I had a milkshake
They were both so good
I ate too much sweet food
And now I have a head ache
btw i watch all of your vlogs and comment on them aswell. you inspire me and everyone else who is part of the lbw gang to go for something you really want. since i started watching you i have tried to do that and it is all because of your positivity. btw
there was an old woman
who liked to eat cake
everyday she would bake a new cake
she would sit by the lake after baking the cake
and listen to her favourite songs by drake.
she would do all this while eating the cake
and as i said she would bake the cake
then after she did she would sit by the lake
she did all this while eating a cake
I once made a wonderful cake,
But I ate it all by mistake.
I ate it so quick
That I was very sick,
I think that’s the last time I’ll bake
LBW SQUAD!! Can't wait to see what you get up to when you go to New York, love you sooo much Alfie!!🎉❤
There once was a delicious cake, I remember my mother would bake, she mixed and mixed, I was always transfixed, after all it’s better than steak!
Holly Do Nascimento love it
Just roll the jeans up so they are cuffed to the same length! And I love the hoodie haha it looks so snuggly. Ahhh funny, love it when you dress each other.
Getting myself a snack for this lmao
Shanara 🙌❤️
Hi alfie, I've been thinking for the past few days that you could maybe show us more about de woodland you bought and maybe do some construction projetcs or juste exploring. Because you started going to the gym again I was also thinking that maybe you could do some hiking or other outdoor activities that are really cool. I've been feeling very wild (like staying more outdoors) lately and I hope you like these ideas for your vlogs, anyway love your vid again and have a nice evening. Greetings from france
This is my cake,
It's freshly baked,
It's still very hot,
And I like it a lot.
Chocolate fumes here and there
The opposite of a nightmare
"It will taste amazing"
That's what a was thinking
I carried it to the dining room
But then I heard a boom
The cake was on the floor
And not delicious anymore.
Lozza_ Bumblebee haha thanks 😂
Annoyingly good
I had that Shirt and Jumper when I was 12ish that's 25 years ago!!! So 90s fashion!!!
It’s the first day spring
The oven goes ping
My cake is cooked to perfection.
Take it out of the tin
Thrown the burnt bits in the bin
Start spring in the right direction.
Pipe the buttercream icing
Grab a knife to start slicing
A piece for everyone.
As the cake is demolished
All the plates have been polished
The cake was almost done.
One slice left
I shall be the theft
Of the very big chocolate cake.
Now Everyone’s is done
That slice was my home run
The best thing I ever did bake.
Love when Zoe's mad at Alfie and she always starts with "Gorgeous..."
Love the outfit
The jeans with a belt some strappy heels and a crop top would look so cool! I love them :) Maybe even with a leather jacket !!
Roll the jeans up
Zoe's outfit at the end is so cute. Omg! The short jeans and big hoodie. I loooove it ^__^
For birthdays you typically make cake,
The oven broke, for gods sake,
The stores are all closed,
"Call the mechanic!" I supposed,
Next year I won't make this mistake.
JoJo Richards that’s actually so good !x
lindsey Wybrow thank you!! 😊
Literally the sweater is my faveeeee. I love it!
This cheered up my boring evening x
I like Zoe’s hoodie, it’s super cute but I agree with her on the jeans.
There was once a cake called Jake,
The cake began to shake,
It exploded everywhere,
It even got in my hair,
And I shouted "FOR GOODNESS SAKE!"
Hope you like it Alfie ❤️
Zoe’s outfit at the start is incredible 😩😍
There once was an cake in a shop,
In the street I halted and stopped,
I looked at the price and picked my money out of my sock,
I know this poem was supposed to rhyme with cake,
that’s why it ended with me eating it by the lake🍰
That’s ace 😀
Awesome!!
For future reference, what you need to do with the jeans is:
1. put them on
2. roll them up so you know exactly how long they need to be
3. pin them there
4. cut off the excess fabric (if you're not sure about this part then maybe skip this one)
5 stitch it into place
6. voila!!!!
If you just cut them, you end up with frayed hems which will continue to shed threads and then they will get shorter and shorter! Also, if you don't use proper fabric scissors, then you blunt your scissors and mess up the material.
I know all this because my mum is a seamstress and she has given me this lecture when I tried to turn one of my t-shits into a crop top when I was 10! (I messed up big time!)
ZOE'S JEANS AHAHA
zoes hair just gives her this whole new aesthetic, I LOVEEE IT
i like all of the individual pieces but not together
Love how Alfie so casually says jokes with a straight face "i want you to have wonky legs" 😂😂😂
Omg, thank you so much for giving me a shoutout. That means so much for me. 🌸🌸❤️❤️🌼🌼🌼🙌🏼🙌🏼
zoes outfit looks SOOOOOO flippin cool
omg
There once was a cake,
That took a long time to make,
But the baker had dropped it in a lake,
Uncle John tried to save it,
But Harry said it was lit.
Had no idea what to put 😂
Once Alfie was loving cake
He gave it up in an outbreak
Now he goes to the gym
And smiles ever so Grimm
It give it a 6.5/10 cause of the jeans and also the top is a bit big
I really like the outfit! It's like cool, casual street fashion. I do think the jeans would look cooler if they were a little shorter :)
*talks about disliking the jeans for several minutes*
" I like the shoes and jeans..."
I love her outfit! So retro
One day I decided to eat some cake
However I didn’t know how to bake
So I took my phone and flour to Kate
And this is when we decided to make
A cake! For I and Kate!
I was just thinking, it's a bit crazy that I've been watching Alfie's vlogs for almost three years now. That's dedication ✌
not my fave outfit... But I'll give a 5/10 for the effort! 😂❤️🤙🏼
i live in new york but im going on vacation tomorrow so i will miss you guys. i love you and you have made me so happy in some sad times. you guys are awesome and so inspirational. ily!!!
A cake
That took so long to bake
My mom and my sister
All huddled together
Ate the cake in tiny bites
Well, what can I say, we all had mad shites
Idk
I was thinking of buying that pillow with the peacock. Love it
There once was a cake,
which nobody dared to bake.
The calories were so high,
after having a bite everyone would die.
At least they said... that afterwards you'd be dead.
But who knows if that's the truth,
if you'd want to know,
you'd have to dare to proof! 🍰😱
Love Zoe's hoody!! And the vans
I ate this cake
It took ages to make,
So I went down to the lake,
And I played some Drake,
I danced and had a laughed
Then went home and ate my cake with a giraffe
My favourite snack is cake
Although it takes a rather long time to bake
The ones from the shop really aren’t the best
But doing it yourself can be a real pest
Lemon and vanilla make me as happy as can be
I always feel wonderful - they fill me with glee!
Xxx ❤️✨😂