How they killed Flash was the final straw. I understand dropping support, but they stealth updated the last several versions with a self-destruct trigger and then worked to destroy archives of older versions. Evil Orwellian behavior.
Keep yourself safe is actually far more threatening, as the traditional meaning doesn't imply action, and you just wish for the listener to do it themself. Meanwhile "keep yourself safe" implies there are actions being taken or planned.
To be fair to Jelly, i think most even vaguely-introverted people would get stunned over a blatant and umprompted "hey, pitch yourself to me" question. It's like "hey, tell a joke", i don't fucking know, a dude walked into a bar and said ouch? I'm not an LLM i cant generate bad humor on command :D.
It feels weird to be the reason for the existence of the clip, I just said as an offhand joke that she pitched herself to sakana so she should be able to do this. And it spawned this whole bit. Amazing.
Why would you pay for adobe when you can pirate it for free? Like, if there's one software company that doesn't deserve your money it's Adobe. I get if you were, like, an actual corporate entity, then pirating it for your regular operations would get dicey, but if you're just a dude why the hell do it?
0:43 she could’ve said 10 other things here but said 100 things instead by not saying anything We love Jelly. Also I hope that $5 can actually buy her a 10-piece, that shit costs $6.39 just a la carte here 🫠
"Keep Yourself Safe" 😂
I love my legally obtained copy of photoshop 7 that, for reasons I will not disclose, can never be permitted to have access to the internet.
Don't worry my Photoshop is Amish too
It is morally correct to pirate Adobe now anyway.
always has been @@OneBiasedOpinion
What are the advantages of photoshop 7 over modern gimp?
What are the advantages of photoshop 7 over modern gimp?
Fishman made an Artistic Entertainer Retirement Home/Coffee Company just to fuel his gacha addiction, now that's dedication.
- Jelly: So you want me to lie about sales pitch. First point: "I would really appreciate your support". She actually hates us jellySob!
Invest in Jelly Stocks so the starwoman can get all the mcnuggets and play Minecraft.
Chat: Say what's good about yourself.
Jerry: Oh, so you want me to lie!
RVE congratulations for the clipping contest 2024 you truly deserve that
0:31 that's the result of all the smoking
Or the grudge.
That noise she makes is so funny XD
Only in Phase can you tell your boss to kill himself and still be employed
“Bad at pitching myself.”
Jerry. Just like, like the audition.
Im sold. Gotta invest in Jelly stock now.
That’s a lot of McNuggies!
RVE catching strays xD
10 McNuggies!!
For only $5 a month you could feed a Jelly today!
Allowing Jelly to buy nuggets? I mean at least we know she's eating something
Eating them is a waste, nuggets are investment for a future.
@@darrkhunter96Cryptonuggets? Nuggetcoins?
I totally bought my version of photoshop and acrobat. Yes and I dont update them because I like the way they are and not because of other reasons.
How they killed Flash was the final straw. I understand dropping support, but they stealth updated the last several versions with a self-destruct trigger and then worked to destroy archives of older versions. Evil Orwellian behavior.
how nice of jelly to tell fishman to keep himself safe
5 seconds into the clip and jerry is already getting based. Also congrats on the win RVE!
No one told little bro that it's always morally right to pirate adobe products
Alright I'm sold this Tea kettle is to adorable must buy membership to support the Nuggies Fund
I expect Jelly to eat 10-pack mcnuggies multiplied by *insert memberships* every month.
"you'll help me buy mcnuggies every month"
People appreciate honesty like that ;)
Keep Yourself Safe is great, I'll be taking that
I made it in a RVE clip mom, Pog. Like for the mcnuggies.
Keep yourself safe is actually far more threatening, as the traditional meaning doesn't imply action, and you just wish for the listener to do it themself. Meanwhile "keep yourself safe" implies there are actions being taken or planned.
Jelly’s short haired model is too cute.
I almost expected the sales pitch to just be "awawawawa awawawa"
was one of the 10 things I thought of
@@howdyhamster That was chats sales pitch for her lol. Dare I say it's just as good as the nuggies XD
In that moment its hard to think of anything.
That pitch sale was immaculate
Sakana is married to that gacha grind
LOL The sudden BGM volume increase killed me 😂
Jelly roasting Abode's pricing is even funnier after the lawsuit lmao
Investing in Jerry stocks LETS GO
Ngl, real tempted to join Starknights now lol
Not a pitcher? She must be a catcher, then!
Homestuck Jelly got me cackling dude
I will invest in this kettle
To be fair to Jelly, i think most even vaguely-introverted people would get stunned over a blatant and umprompted "hey, pitch yourself to me" question. It's like "hey, tell a joke", i don't fucking know, a dude walked into a bar and said ouch? I'm not an LLM i cant generate bad humor on command :D.
Wow, what a turn-around time on this clip. You must be the most omni-present lurker I've ever seen
I dunno, just do whatever works for you if you want to. - Jelly
Keep Yourself Safe LOL
Love your edits fr man
Always a funny alternative is Kuopio university hospital, since its official name is the initials of Kuopion Yliopistollinen Sairaala.
Investing all my assets in the IJMF or International Jelly Mcnuggie Fund as i type this
Member to join the cult and make your computer gain life
_"Member if you want the coolest chain-smoking kawaii uwu sad girl in the whole asylum, yeah baby. CHECK IT OUT"_
-- *Jerry Ashiumi, tabun* (?)
I keep forgetting her discord avatar is Homestuck also, "Keep Yourself Safe" 😂
Chain smoker?
Pathological liar?
Possibly a psychopath?
Tells his boss to kill himself???
That's my oshi right there, proud to be a starknight
For the Nug!
if anyone knows that reference, we're friends.
Homestuck Jelly is a perfect jelly.
10 MCNUGGIES? FOR 5 BUCKS? IM IN
She is showing her age, she remember 5 buck 10 nuggies and giant burgers at 5.
@@Pers0n97 Isn't Jelly like...uhh...Malaysian? I don't remember exactly but i think its somewhere SEA-ish.
@@Volthoom 🤔Good question. She does sound slightly... indoish?
But I think she is canadian... maybe.
Jelly and Henya collab when for the double kettle action?
she lies so easily
IMAGINE NOT PIRATING ADOBE
Remember RVE it is morally justified to pirate adobe software
Where is she getting 10 mcnuggies for $5 in this economy?
It feels weird to be the reason for the existence of the clip, I just said as an offhand joke that she pitched herself to sakana so she should be able to do this. And it spawned this whole bit. Amazing.
aight
Oh I was here
Jerry 🗣🧢🧢🧢
Not unemployed, but I also dabble in Photoshop and stuff using my totally legal adobe products.
imagine if you got adobe because you wanted to make better jelly clips haha….
unless?
Wait, RVE, did you actually pay for Adobe?
1:02 so she did a cover of ONE GAME?
sakana is based, who needs food when you can gacha
why would you pay for adobe lmao
I can still use my student discount is my reasoning.
@@RandomVtuberEdits fair enough
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RVE remember to pirate adobe software next time
Why would you pay for adobe when you can pirate it for free? Like, if there's one software company that doesn't deserve your money it's Adobe. I get if you were, like, an actual corporate entity, then pirating it for your regular operations would get dicey, but if you're just a dude why the hell do it?
Brother, why are you still on Adobe?
where do you get 10 mcnuggies for 5$ nowadays
probably by using the app?
People....buy...photoshop?
Pirate adobe it's better
0:43 she could’ve said 10 other things here but said 100 things instead by not saying anything
We love Jelly. Also I hope that $5 can actually buy her a 10-piece, that shit costs $6.39 just a la carte here 🫠