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  • @Arkotix
    @Arkotix  5 років тому +4698

    bruh

  • @MILKYbars100
    @MILKYbars100 5 років тому +7250

    No woman alive can outrun Maury P's camera guy. Dude could record a cheetah while running after it.

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 5 років тому +360

      Well most of them is fat so it isn't that hard lol

    • @SoL-di9bk
      @SoL-di9bk 5 років тому +185

      Give the man a raise!

    • @playco_armboy1278
      @playco_armboy1278 5 років тому +87

      MILKYbars100 i highly recommend watching RDCWORLD1’s video on Maury’s camera man, it’s hilarious. All of their videos are really funny as well.

    • @gtfrias
      @gtfrias 5 років тому +48

      Bruh they train these dudes in a fucking track field

    • @chilledsummer4287
      @chilledsummer4287 5 років тому +17

      Playco_ Armboy just saw that it’s funny as hell

  • @genericname8749
    @genericname8749 5 років тому +6362

    Maurey: You are not-
    The entire audience: *SWITCH TEAM*

    • @josedanielaguilar7873
      @josedanielaguilar7873 5 років тому +212

      No cap

    • @tas7606
      @tas7606 5 років тому +31

      @@josedanielaguilar7873 *CAP*

    • @TheNuclearPhysician
      @TheNuclearPhysician 5 років тому +383

      I gotta say, at least they switch sides when the truth comes out..
      However, there is a special place in hell for those who judge without facts.

    • @ernestinehsia293
      @ernestinehsia293 5 років тому +45

      @@TheNuclearPhysician Well, it's a tv programme you need the audience to get hyped up for views

    • @Arkotix
      @Arkotix  5 років тому +89

      facts bro

  • @xx2345000
    @xx2345000 7 років тому +30576

    Maurey has freed more black men than Lincoln

    • @Nicebitoftucka
      @Nicebitoftucka 7 років тому +1205

      xx2345000 Damn nigga

    • @babyjinks1142
      @babyjinks1142 7 років тому +365

      xx2345000 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MiMiOrt
      @MiMiOrt 7 років тому +421

      brittany jinks I'm stealing this 😂😂😂😂

    • @theglitchez1495
      @theglitchez1495 7 років тому +76

      xx2345000 lol

    • @gamonize
      @gamonize 7 років тому +160

      xx2345000 best comment on this whole video

  • @OasisMusicOfficial
    @OasisMusicOfficial 4 роки тому +2077

    The audience when the guy comes out: *Boos and anger*
    The audience when the guy isnt the father: *Change team*

    • @MILKYbars100
      @MILKYbars100 4 роки тому +83

      Lol like some Battlefield 4 type shit

    • @wacodraco1558
      @wacodraco1558 4 роки тому +62

      They sexist asf always playing the progressive “all women are equal” card until it isn’t convenient anymore

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 3 роки тому +69

      Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. Men get the short stick.

    • @carsoncottrell4435
      @carsoncottrell4435 3 роки тому +23

      Audience: "we were bad now were good"

    • @Btester2
      @Btester2 3 роки тому +13

      Pulled an Italy

  • @UNCYBUBBA
    @UNCYBUBBA 4 роки тому +3459

    *Everybody is sexist until they find out the guy ain't the father.*

    • @mattiaschaparro984
      @mattiaschaparro984 4 роки тому +146

      Bryan Collier that’s mad factsssss

    • @Robin-gt2ju
      @Robin-gt2ju 4 роки тому +102

      Maurey: You are not the father
      Everybody: :0

    • @kingnova2372
      @kingnova2372 4 роки тому +29

      I would be calm like if it’s mine I will love it is it ain’t mine I am suing your ass for money I spent of that Child bittttchhh

    • @ejgames4418
      @ejgames4418 4 роки тому +43

      Yes the audience is anoying af

    • @CA-vy8et
      @CA-vy8et 4 роки тому +15

      Desert Eagle if you can’t afford children don’t have sex, duh

  • @jonr2268
    @jonr2268 5 років тому +4698

    I’m starting to think that backstage couch is the father.

  • @manuelscherrer9956
    @manuelscherrer9956 6 років тому +2254

    Women crying: no child suport 😣
    Men dancing: no child suport 😅

    • @Wintersoap123
      @Wintersoap123 6 років тому +35

      Manuel Scherrer I don't think those men can afford child support

    • @remmingtonstewart9826
      @remmingtonstewart9826 6 років тому +6

      LOL!!!

    • @devinweathers7520
      @devinweathers7520 6 років тому +1

      Happy days babe baby
      There can be justice

    • @craterglass
      @craterglass 6 років тому +2

      Holy fuck. I need a shower I feel so dirty. Maybe the planet would be better off without us.

    • @slasher7456
      @slasher7456 6 років тому +1

      ur comment dont rele make sense to me except that ur pointin out wut people r doin and say no child support lul

  • @dookiboi42
    @dookiboi42 4 роки тому +800

    “You are NOT the father!”
    Man: 😁🕺 *hyping crowd up*
    Woman: 😭🏃‍♀️ *runs away crying*
    Crowd: 👁👄👁 *gets hyped up by man* 👁👅👁 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🤳💃🕺

    • @dorianwilliams8679
      @dorianwilliams8679 4 роки тому +42

      The camera man:🎥🏃💨

    • @darealconman
      @darealconman 4 роки тому +8

      Me if I was *NOT* the father: 🎉🎉🎉
      Me if I *WAS* the father: 🏚🥊🤬

    • @thespider8782
      @thespider8782 3 роки тому +1

      @@darealconman *hello darkness my old friend i''ve to talk with you again*

    • @aadyasharma7352
      @aadyasharma7352 3 роки тому +1

      THE EMOJIS LMFAOOO

    • @26theo
      @26theo 3 роки тому

      That last guy did a freaking backflip 😂

  • @gdfkpmw1803
    @gdfkpmw1803 4 роки тому +4153

    “You are not the father!”
    The women: 🏃‍♀️

  • @Andy_Dagamer
    @Andy_Dagamer 4 роки тому +3724

    I feel bad for the kids who have to grow up with these women.

  • @m1lkym4c24
    @m1lkym4c24 5 років тому +1776

    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats really so fanny”

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 3 роки тому +204

    Maury: "he's a little worked up-"
    José: *bleep bleep bLeeP BLEEP BLEEP bLEEP bLeEp*

  • @ileanazavala6473
    @ileanazavala6473 5 років тому +3942

    The men’s victory dances are the best part about this show

  • @satryabrandto
    @satryabrandto 5 років тому +3035

    Maury:"when it comes to.."
    Cameraman:*starts stretching*

  • @JB-qj8rr
    @JB-qj8rr 4 роки тому +2185

    ‘’You in the audience, you could be the father’’ I’m dead 💀

  • @zedbags
    @zedbags 4 роки тому +482

    The women: I can't believe this. I'm so sad. How is this possible.
    Also the women: heehoo I cheat

  • @SuperDERCE
    @SuperDERCE 7 років тому +2712

    The couch is the father.

  • @seandaly2211
    @seandaly2211 5 років тому +964

    Audience before reveal: 👎
    Audience after reveal: *cheers guy on as if they weren't booing literally a second ago*

  • @yungkon93x94
    @yungkon93x94 4 роки тому +4666

    I will learn to do a backflip in case i am not the father

    • @ehhdyed5785
      @ehhdyed5785 4 роки тому +162

      yung kon 93 x im sure the guy didn’t know how to backflip til he heard “not”

    • @f3p
      @f3p 4 роки тому +18

      You ain’t gonna get laid tho

    • @diya5282
      @diya5282 4 роки тому +10

      Well ima join u on that just in case

    • @safwane777
      @safwane777 4 роки тому +6

      copied comment

    • @roseoraeats7763
      @roseoraeats7763 4 роки тому +27

      @@f3p funny probably coming from a virgin

  • @nawafbinhumaid_9181
    @nawafbinhumaid_9181 4 роки тому +371

    Honestly speaking, didn't the mothers think about the consequences of such a relation that ruin a human life after several years ? I feel bad for the kids...

    • @SoulKingBK
      @SoulKingBK 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah we’re kinda celebrating a child not knowing their fathet

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 4 роки тому +29

      @@SoulKingBK No. We're celebrating men getting freed.

    • @hiitsmorgan5431
      @hiitsmorgan5431 4 роки тому +8

      The man is happy cuz they dont have to pay child support and the woman is sad cuz they dont get child support money

    • @stevewilson4718
      @stevewilson4718 Рік тому

      @@sabotaje4174 304

  • @AaronWhiting18
    @AaronWhiting18 5 років тому +953

    *usain bolt fastest person in the world*
    Cameraman: I’m bout to end this whole mans career

  • @arvoof5945
    @arvoof5945 5 років тому +2645

    The women sprint to the couch faster than Usain Bolt

    • @lesserlifeform739
      @lesserlifeform739 5 років тому +51

      And have different men’s kids like an orphanage

    • @cal5995
      @cal5995 5 років тому +4

      Neon Eevee Gaming big oofs

    • @lesserlifeform739
      @lesserlifeform739 5 років тому +3

      Abbsninja.hater.account 🤷‍♂️

    • @andrewkozintsev6823
      @andrewkozintsev6823 5 років тому +5

      I mean, when they're using cars to get there, it's not surprising.

    • @LeaksHater
      @LeaksHater 5 років тому +8

      the camera man is usain bolt

  • @jdatboi724
    @jdatboi724 5 років тому +1084

    The dislikes are from the chicks who didn’t get their child support.

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 4 роки тому +1

      Emporio Alniño OH NOOOO
      I’m assuming I’m still on part 2 and I had to google Tomoko

    • @jasonmiles2819
      @jasonmiles2819 4 роки тому +8

      Jdatboi You mean their hair money?

    • @heyIts_naj
      @heyIts_naj 4 роки тому +5

      @@jdatboi724 WHERE'S ME AND MOM'S MONEY DAD!

    • @Im_Him1234
      @Im_Him1234 4 роки тому +1

      It ain't child support if he's not the Father, that's bitch money

    • @phantomx3902
      @phantomx3902 4 роки тому +2

      damn it joseph

  • @nickeynouse6093
    @nickeynouse6093 3 роки тому +54

    "That baby got 10 daddies and I'm NONE of em!" 💀💀💀

  • @rokai_sky6344
    @rokai_sky6344 5 років тому +1564

    Shout out to all the homies who aint the father

  • @14Street
    @14Street 7 років тому +3761

    Who was still excited to hear the results even though you knew they weren't fathers.

    • @r6raptorzzz396
      @r6raptorzzz396 7 років тому +77

      Nate yeah I was😂

    • @beauvillarreal3231
      @beauvillarreal3231 7 років тому +14

      Nate me

    • @nmnation8478
      @nmnation8478 7 років тому +13

      Nate I think hats the point of the video

    • @JB-st2kk
      @JB-st2kk 7 років тому +5

      Nate me..

    • @F.f-t9k
      @F.f-t9k 7 років тому +10

      Nate yes when that lying cheat was called out I felt joy

  • @klunk4683
    @klunk4683 4 роки тому +1939

    Imagine being a child of one of these women and watching this clip

    • @Berserk_96
      @Berserk_96 4 роки тому +103

      Might happen in about 10 years they Will Have this recommended lol

    • @taddykabba9100
      @taddykabba9100 4 роки тому +26

      Them being like well damn dats me ain’t it

    • @benshapiro4597
      @benshapiro4597 4 роки тому +8

      Hi dio, Abbacchio here

    • @vespertil10
      @vespertil10 4 роки тому +2

      Leone Abbacchio Hi ab-TURURURURU

    • @benshapiro4597
      @benshapiro4597 4 роки тому

      Bruh stfu

  • @christopherlove5833
    @christopherlove5833 3 роки тому +51

    The first guy Jose is probably the the most memorable. You gotta be one hell of a character to get the crowd on your side before the results.

  • @jairoherrera4040
    @jairoherrera4040 6 років тому +1340

    The audience is always booing at men without any evidence.

    • @Modernww2fare
      @Modernww2fare 6 років тому +188

      Jairo Herrera that's today's society

    • @jairoherrera4040
      @jairoherrera4040 6 років тому +252

      justinjacquez766
      I am disappointed that they no longer believe in the phrase: "innocent until proven guilty."

    • @Finslana
      @Finslana 6 років тому +12

      Likely because it's clear that these men fuck-and-leave. In these clips they were lucky that their promiscuity didn't result in fatherhood. And YES the women were promiscuous too, but they also get the gears from these hostile Povich crowds. People recognize irresponsible behaviour, and almost all of these guys were spared - for now. If they continue to treat unprotected sex as Russian Roulette, then they'll end up on the show as fathers one day.

    • @keyshonstone2172
      @keyshonstone2172 6 років тому +55

      Anais what if the woman fucked and left

    • @turbo1997hsm
      @turbo1997hsm 6 років тому +3

      They can go to hell

  • @belaboss6549
    @belaboss6549 6 років тому +1571

    The audience is so two-faced😂😂😂

    • @junaldinho100
      @junaldinho100 6 років тому +230

      Facts asf
      When the man comes on stage : Booooooo
      When he hears he’s not the father : They all cheer like he won the Super Bowl
      😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @jshelv
      @jshelv 6 років тому +57

      I hate the fucking audience

    • @joewulf7282
      @joewulf7282 6 років тому +17

      Twats. they're just escalating the situation.

    • @tatarsauce6314
      @tatarsauce6314 6 років тому +16

      As far as I’m concerned, they were paid

    • @mazokuwolf1279
      @mazokuwolf1279 6 років тому +4

      @@tatarsauce6314 my Grandmother was one of the audience in the 90's they were not payed. It used to sell and advertise all across Connecticut those times.

  • @mulberryH
    @mulberryH 5 років тому +1045

    Maury: you are not the father
    Camera man: I am speed

  • @cybercoldymcphearson7338
    @cybercoldymcphearson7338 3 роки тому +62

    0:46 "You in the audience, you could be the father!"
    I'm so glad I can find this video by typing up that sentence. 🤣

  • @williamfrederickiversen8518
    @williamfrederickiversen8518 4 роки тому +2375

    Maurey: When it comes to [ *INSERT KID'S NAME* ]
    cameraman: please say "you are the father"please say "you are the father" please say "you are the father"
    Maurey : You... are *NOT* the father
    cameraman: goddammit... **starts running**

    • @SVZA-
      @SVZA- 4 роки тому +26

      🤣💀

    • @DJ34591
      @DJ34591 4 роки тому +102

      Bruh the cameraman is actually Usain Bolt.

    • @SmokeOnTheWater108
      @SmokeOnTheWater108 4 роки тому +5

      DJ345 91 😂😂😂😂

    • @Abisoak
      @Abisoak 4 роки тому

      What time??

    • @King-ru1lf
      @King-ru1lf 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣

  • @jedmaegraith8542
    @jedmaegraith8542 5 років тому +1844

    Maurey: You are *NOT*....
    Crowd:😮😮OOHHHHhhhh
    Dude: 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼
    Mother: 🛋 ⬅️🏃‍♀️💨
    Cameraguy: 🏃‍♀️💨 📸 💨

  • @Rakshasa1986
    @Rakshasa1986 6 років тому +909

    "You in the audience, *you* could be the father"

  • @zixy2005
    @zixy2005 4 роки тому +320

    “You are not the father!”
    Woman: *gets sad*
    Sofa: *Chuckles* im in danger

  • @paranoid5858
    @paranoid5858 5 років тому +2937

    These people look like they were born in Walmart

  • @_MarioFangirl_
    @_MarioFangirl_ 5 років тому +964

    You are *not* the father.
    Women: 🛋 🏃‍♀️
    Men: 🕺

    • @pikamewistaken
      @pikamewistaken 5 років тому

      HapstablookGirl 2006 lol

    • @aliciabea1598
      @aliciabea1598 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ayanoaishi1258
      @ayanoaishi1258 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cgcap7794
      @cgcap7794 5 років тому

      Never having to be made accountable or answer only caping if we will help u test other men never make better choices bum bitches

    • @thablksovereign
      @thablksovereign 5 років тому +3

      HapstablookGirl 2006
      Cameraman: 🏃🏻‍♂️🎥💨

  • @LordArrack1
    @LordArrack1 6 років тому +1926

    my boy maury be freeing more black men than abraham lincoln

  • @DTownNash
    @DTownNash 3 роки тому +59

    Woman: *sleeps around*
    Also Woman: *surprised when she can't find the father*

  • @BLACKSTA361
    @BLACKSTA361 5 років тому +1510

    All these women be really crying about child support money

  • @LukeSmith-kt2ir
    @LukeSmith-kt2ir 7 років тому +690

    I love how the crowd hates the guy then immediately cheers when he isn’t the father

  • @naromilk
    @naromilk 5 років тому +1587

    “You are not the father”
    *mopeds out at 2MPH*

  • @ES_Majin
    @ES_Majin 4 роки тому +95

    *Guy walks in*
    Audience: BOO
    Maury: “You are NOT the father”
    Audience to the guy: *Claps and Cheers*

  • @DeeEast
    @DeeEast 5 років тому +1590

    i love how everybody boos the man until he is not the father then he gets all the cheers

  • @y7ng555
    @y7ng555 4 роки тому +1612

    The couch in the back probably started the coronavirus

    • @rosegoldseat6478
      @rosegoldseat6478 4 роки тому +19

      @Jerry Junior Official nigga it's a joke

    • @aoisky9
      @aoisky9 4 роки тому +9

      @@rosegoldseat6478 He knows it was a joke, he was joking as well.

    • @rosegoldseat6478
      @rosegoldseat6478 4 роки тому +3

      @@aoisky9 you're prolly right

    • @randomdude933
      @randomdude933 3 роки тому +4

      @@rosegoldseat6478 well turns out whoever it was wasn’t joking cause the comment was deleted

    • @HerrenGamingNews
      @HerrenGamingNews 3 роки тому +1

      If you sat on those couch or those chair's you're immune to Covid

  • @skvetements
    @skvetements 4 роки тому +842

    Maury: You are not the father
    Cameraman: *yes, acceleration*

  • @pitt2495
    @pitt2495 3 роки тому +46

    I honestly respect the guys that realized (after they finished being hype)the situation of the woman without knowing a possible father and how they comforted the woman

    • @braxton9192
      @braxton9192 2 роки тому +18

      I don't... That don't deserve sympathy and no one would have sympathy if the roles were reversed

    • @Kaathe249
      @Kaathe249 2 роки тому

      I would call her a dumbass😭🤣

    • @TheMightySpurdo
      @TheMightySpurdo Рік тому +1

      The women cheated, slept around, tried to gaslight multiple men into thinking he's the father hoping to bask in the child support money, some even raped the men that they are accusing, and you pity them? They are spawns of hell.

  • @bramsteenhoek2674
    @bramsteenhoek2674 4 роки тому +1247

    Let's be real most of these people shouldn't be the father
    Neither should the mother tho

  • @jungkooksdumbgirl4240
    @jungkooksdumbgirl4240 5 років тому +548

    Guys coming out to the stsge like they're in a WWE heavyweight championship

  • @JugularJohn
    @JugularJohn 5 років тому +954

    All those woman really crying about this, if ya hadn’t cheated, this wouldn’t have happened...
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @chuiyaphijajo3919
    @chuiyaphijajo3919 3 роки тому +15

    Jose: "You in the audience. You could be the father."
    Hahahahagagagagagaga

  • @lefin.9758
    @lefin.9758 7 років тому +809

    Girls:
    *Runs off stage*
    Guys:
    *What! What!*

  • @thecrown_jul
    @thecrown_jul 5 років тому +479

    Cameraman honestly deserves to be paid higher than anyone on the show.

  • @denysvit9390
    @denysvit9390 5 років тому +293

    Maury: you are not the father
    Audience: *ScREam*
    Thots: *run away and cry*
    Boys: dance

  • @imoth1
    @imoth1 4 роки тому +52

    The moms: cry and run
    The sofa: oh shit, here we go again!

  • @MetaGiga
    @MetaGiga 5 років тому +1250

    The two fat chicks had me crying with laughter. Especially when the mom came riding to her daughter’s side on her mobility scooter

  • @TheSnowGhost
    @TheSnowGhost 5 років тому +1196

    I love how the audience is booing most of the “fathers” but then when they are proved to not be the father the audience is suddenly cheering for the man that they just booed. 🤔

    • @buffalomafia7162
      @buffalomafia7162 5 років тому +42

      Its not a real reaction

    • @iamyourmoth-er7162
      @iamyourmoth-er7162 5 років тому +155

      There's a screen where it tells them to say boo. I've been to these shit's.

    • @bigslugbugyes5650
      @bigslugbugyes5650 5 років тому +3

      Bill Bill you can’t trust these snakes

    • @maxbox1622
      @maxbox1622 5 років тому

      I am Your Moth-er was it fun?

    • @tsunmaru2244
      @tsunmaru2244 5 років тому +9

      BOOOOOOOO!--
      *you are the father*
      --WOHOOOOOYAAAAA

  • @SKYzLxmit
    @SKYzLxmit 5 років тому +939

    *Crowd:Booo*
    *Maury:You are not the father.*
    *Crowd:Whooooooo*

    • @zeh7201
      @zeh7201 5 років тому +43

      Feminism Homie

    • @user-fg8zc2bt8x
      @user-fg8zc2bt8x 5 років тому +12

      Right😂😂😂😂

    • @TheOnlyBasketCase
      @TheOnlyBasketCase 5 років тому +39

      I always root for the guys. Some of them are funny as hell

    • @brennanlewis77
      @brennanlewis77 5 років тому +2

      The guy that's not the father :
      Celebrates like he won the super bowl

    • @Fridgemasters
      @Fridgemasters 5 років тому

      they’re probably rooting for their sick ass dance moves

  • @ricky3ys
    @ricky3ys 4 роки тому +57

    6:40 “you are not the father” lil bro smiling in the back 🤣

  • @kameronbryant1341
    @kameronbryant1341 7 років тому +2100

    Why do all the videos of the guys before they come out look like WWE promos 😂😂😂

    • @immfs9495
      @immfs9495 7 років тому +17

      Kameron Bryant so true😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JustJustin.
      @JustJustin. 7 років тому +41

      Kameron Bryant I think the better question is, why were all these clips for black men accused of being the father?

    • @kameronbryant1341
      @kameronbryant1341 7 років тому +34

      jmangamer98 because most white guys can pay child support and most of these cases happen in low income neighborhoods IE minority, or the hood

    • @rexrobinson719
      @rexrobinson719 7 років тому +1

      Kameron Bryant you're the problem

    • @MirzaFako
      @MirzaFako 7 років тому +1

      Kameron Bryant o

  • @league1809
    @league1809 5 років тому +938

    Bruh it's like
    🙎🏿‍♂️+🙎🏿‍♀️
    =🧒🏻

  • @superstars6175
    @superstars6175 5 років тому +681

    Maury: You are NOT the father
    The couch: Ah shit, here we go again

  • @kofeku
    @kofeku 4 роки тому +39

    7:01 damn she wish she could run 😂😂

    • @sena1899
      @sena1899 4 роки тому +1

      You aint right😂😂😂

    • @rara5x
      @rara5x 4 роки тому

      😭😭😭😭

  • @anthonythibert7022
    @anthonythibert7022 5 років тому +588

    ""YOU IN THE AUDIENCE! YOU COULD BE THE FATHER!"
    The really funny part about that statement is it more than likely holds some weight.

  • @slenwood
    @slenwood 6 років тому +540

    Shoutout to that sofa backstage for being there for the thots when the results don't go their way. 😂😂😂

  • @nathanmartin2704
    @nathanmartin2704 6 років тому +560

    Best part is most women act like they are the victims hahaha

    • @EnhancedTrashBin
      @EnhancedTrashBin 6 років тому +5

      Tzara86 But then again, it becomes more difficult for us guys to keep our emotions to ourselves which can really lead to things more or worse than depression.

    • @kirbybugz
      @kirbybugz 6 років тому +13

      DOn't fucking go there with in the kitchen. Like I agree, they act like pussies and are defended at first, then shook when they find the truth. But uh-uh with that in the kitchen shit

    • @kysnitro
      @kysnitro 6 років тому +1

      Nathan Martin rite thats y its gud

    • @Aquablue62
      @Aquablue62 6 років тому +2

      Tzara86 exactly like godamn make me my sandwich

    • @nathanmartin2704
      @nathanmartin2704 6 років тому +2

      Georgia Bulldogs can blame being a slut on the hormones to i guess, natural to wanna procreate 😂 not all women are bad. But these clearly are LOL

  • @WykeshiaMcCallister1986
    @WykeshiaMcCallister1986 4 роки тому +19

    0:45 I love that part!! LOL "You in the audience! You can be the father!!!"

  • @leovillalobos6982
    @leovillalobos6982 4 роки тому +644

    "Imma find my baby daddy." Girl, the audience is a great start.

  • @anextinctpatrickhshs9875
    @anextinctpatrickhshs9875 7 років тому +647

    The fact that they celebrate that they aren't the father is Priceless 😂😂😂

    • @zackcareey
      @zackcareey 7 років тому +7

      An Extinct Patrick hshs it must be so embarassing for the moms 😂

    • @anextinctpatrickhshs9875
      @anextinctpatrickhshs9875 7 років тому +1

      Zack Johnson fr

    • @ehdub7518
      @ehdub7518 7 років тому +18

      An Extinct Patrick hshs you'd celebrate too if these bitches tried claiming you were their baby daddy

    • @lavelle3366
      @lavelle3366 7 років тому +4

      Thts 18 yrs of yo life back nigga what u mean

    • @kingcobii
      @kingcobii 7 років тому +1

      An Extinct Patrick hshs lol

  • @soupermoviecritic8511
    @soupermoviecritic8511 7 років тому +3681

    You in the audience! You could be the Father!

  • @weapontheory
    @weapontheory 4 роки тому +22

    Maury: "You are *NOT* the father!"
    Couch: "I'm here for you."

  • @cooperxtreme1566
    @cooperxtreme1566 7 років тому +951

    The thing that annoys me is that these moms probably don't care that there kid doesn't have a dad, they just want the money from the child support

  • @abby-se6de
    @abby-se6de 6 років тому +2381

    The poor couch with all the thots on it
    One like = One prayer 🙏 for the couch

    • @geetookrazy536
      @geetookrazy536 5 років тому +2

      abby 😂😂

    • @JJHcars
      @JJHcars 5 років тому +1

      That made me LOL for real! Damn shame

    • @jakobstarkey9960
      @jakobstarkey9960 5 років тому +15

      Pray for my nigga couch. All those fat ass thots have tainted that nigga

    • @gamenikhd2001
      @gamenikhd2001 5 років тому +12

      The Couch is NOT the father!!!

    • @BubbleFaceism
      @BubbleFaceism 5 років тому +1

      I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂

  • @ItsFastSpaczed
    @ItsFastSpaczed 7 років тому +2582

    When guy walks out...
    Crowd: *BOOOOOOO*
    Girl yells nonsense at the guy...
    Crowd: *WOOOO YAY YOU GO GIRL*
    Guy actually isn't the father...
    Crowd: *WOOO OH YEAH WE LOVE HIM WE KNEW HE WASNT THE FATHER*
    The crowd needs to wait to hear the results before taking sides 👌

    • @lilkodiak8218
      @lilkodiak8218 7 років тому +21

      Adust Iz Godly THANK YOU!!

    • @themightymooseking6987
      @themightymooseking6987 7 років тому +71

      As far as I've heard the audiences on reality shows are all scripted and told how to react to everything happening on stage.
      Still the reactions are pretty retarded most of the time.

    • @bullsbrothers5583
      @bullsbrothers5583 7 років тому +1

      But t if that was the case the show would not be interning

    • @flamelazer27
      @flamelazer27 7 років тому +1

      Adust Iz Godly
      Oh ya, a title should be, "You are not the heel compilation!" like what you said.

    • @numankulec2785
      @numankulec2785 7 років тому +23

      TheMightyMooseKing Not only the reactions, but most of those people there themselves are retarded...smh....

  • @IamAditya.uniyal
    @IamAditya.uniyal 4 роки тому +25

    7:02
    Aight,imma head out
    *Vroom vroom*

  • @xKarma_411
    @xKarma_411 7 років тому +1856

    I like how most of the females know exactly where to run backstage into the infamous crying face down couch.

    • @raulsaucedostuff
      @raulsaucedostuff 7 років тому +73

      xKarma _ It's probably a fake show but if it's real they colud have seen it in their way to the studio, besides that seems to be the only exit there :P

    • @lovespringfreshness
      @lovespringfreshness 7 років тому +35

      Oh c'mon now, why would they fake a TV Show? A little over dramatized, yes. But I highly doubt it's completely artificial.

    • @raulsaucedostuff
      @raulsaucedostuff 7 років тому +33

      D-RayTheGreat there's TONS of fake reality shows, wouldn't be the first. Look it up.

    • @TSULLY210
      @TSULLY210 7 років тому +16

      It's scripted

    • @999UwU-n
      @999UwU-n 7 років тому +2

      xKarma _ hahahaha tru😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eririvirus2004
    @eririvirus2004 5 років тому +898

    Every clip:
    YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
    Guy: I TOLD YOU YEAHHHHHHHH
    *does the weirdest victory dance in human history

  • @JJ-mq2lv
    @JJ-mq2lv 4 роки тому +2987

    Why are 90% of the women on this show overweight ?

    • @greenestpotatoes
      @greenestpotatoes 4 роки тому +680

      It is america

    • @ItsJimdevera
      @ItsJimdevera 4 роки тому +42

      bruh

    • @tritenspy20
      @tritenspy20 4 роки тому +337

      and 90% are black guys with cornrows

    • @cliffd8380
      @cliffd8380 4 роки тому +90

      @@greenestpotatoes was ready to respond the shame. American women are set to out weight American men in 2030. They are inching closer every year.

    • @ishy.i
      @ishy.i 4 роки тому +56

      Cause the be taking all that meat if you know what I mean

  • @beutsavv
    @beutsavv 3 роки тому +11

    7:13 " I'm too good looking to be that ugly baby's father"
    Bro😂😂

  • @yeahjustlikethat
    @yeahjustlikethat 5 років тому +697

    The sheer joy of these dudes finding out they ain't on the hook for 18 years of financial slavery speaks volume as to how we see paternity in this country. Bless these fine men.

    • @oddyetaverage4596
      @oddyetaverage4596 5 років тому +58

      yeahjustlikethat Would you really want to have kids with these women?

    • @jambamram8441
      @jambamram8441 5 років тому +77

      yeahjustlikethat ikr, I’d be fucking cheering to the high heavens too

    • @joeb5829
      @joeb5829 5 років тому +6

      You should be watching the white edition

    • @jambamram8441
      @jambamram8441 5 років тому +3

      Joe B It’s a fuckin video, don’t fight racism with racism. Your allowed to watch whatever video you want

    • @Sakurablossomstudiostv
      @Sakurablossomstudiostv 5 років тому +8

      yeahjustlikethat men are fools. If they don’t want kids they need to wrap it up

  • @2wenty7even95
    @2wenty7even95 7 років тому +8507

    Why do all the mothers run to the couch like if it's the place to cry😂

    • @tkbarn03
      @tkbarn03 7 років тому +1011

      It's the infamous couch that helps comfort you after he ain't the father lol

    • @dallas_winstone2132
      @dallas_winstone2132 7 років тому +775

      They think of the other 50 guys who might the father is.

    • @darrenr4102
      @darrenr4102 7 років тому +529

      Not all of them ran some drove backstage😂😂😂

    • @2wenty7even95
      @2wenty7even95 7 років тому +63

      KaRyu29 {FAZE} HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @darrenmiles9198
      @darrenmiles9198 7 років тому +251

      Yeah.. Instead of the couch, they shoulda ran they asses out the building lol

  • @yestinr.3391
    @yestinr.3391 6 років тому +465

    The audience is annoying. They always boo the dad and then when they find out they were wrong and he wasn't the dad, they cheer for him

    • @xylmo1040
      @xylmo1040 5 років тому +7

      Ikr

    • @tracey_km_
      @tracey_km_ 5 років тому +17

      Because no one likes a half hearted absent father.

    • @xylmo1040
      @xylmo1040 5 років тому +33

      @@tracey_km_ But dude they boo as soon as they see the dude, don't even know if he's lying or not.

    • @tracey_km_
      @tracey_km_ 5 років тому +12

      Cloroxs Real Wife well lest be realistic... in the real world we live in its *mostly* the fathers that do such things.

    • @qtaro-7097
      @qtaro-7097 5 років тому +15

      nah they are funny they dont care about anyone in there they just want the drama lmao

  • @xieotv2386
    @xieotv2386 4 роки тому +7

    Jose a born hype man. I’ve never been so hyped up after watching someone jump around the stage.

  • @puskasisagod1235
    @puskasisagod1235 4 роки тому +2958

    When he’s not the father...
    The man: 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
    The woman: 🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️
    The crowd: 😱😱😱
    The baby: 👁👄👁

    • @sjipsso2162
      @sjipsso2162 4 роки тому +6

      Puskás Is a god gaahhaah

    • @sjipsso2162
      @sjipsso2162 4 роки тому +6

      Ahahahahahahahaha

    • @lyacherry1096
      @lyacherry1096 4 роки тому +99

      The cameraman : 🏃‍♂🏃‍♂⚡⚡

    • @iMelanin
      @iMelanin 4 роки тому +7

      Omfg 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

    • @kyng3166
      @kyng3166 4 роки тому +9

      The cameraman tho

  • @taurus0362
    @taurus0362 6 років тому +1788

    Why do the mothers throw themselves on the couch?

    • @fxa6515
      @fxa6515 6 років тому +37

      Taurus 03 they ashamed😂

    • @pamelajacobs2863
      @pamelajacobs2863 6 років тому +43

      Hope they clean that couch. Lotta liquids on it...hehehehe

    • @youtubeisawebsite7484
      @youtubeisawebsite7484 6 років тому +14

      i almost get the impression that the producer wanted them to, but I don't have proof nor do I think they would just follow along with stage directions given how rowdy some of them are

    • @pamelajacobs2863
      @pamelajacobs2863 6 років тому +6

      @@youtubeisawebsite7484 I'm going to Maury next Friday..Will post abt it n let u kno the goings on behind the scenes

    • @abdulbah2176
      @abdulbah2176 6 років тому +23

      The couch of thots

  • @epicrazor3291
    @epicrazor3291 5 років тому +1806

    WAIT, WHAT IF
    THE COUCH IS THE FATHER

  • @cfowler7936
    @cfowler7936 3 роки тому +8

    8:03 pretty wholesome that rather than spouting anger they all, including the accused man, formed a group hug. Like none of them wanted this conflict and are both saddened but relieved to have closure.

  • @dankhotpockets8122
    @dankhotpockets8122 7 років тому +1083

    The pullout game is strong with these ones

    • @marcohuber7279
      @marcohuber7279 7 років тому +7

      Dank Hot pockets damn strong 😂

    • @angelasmith3967
      @angelasmith3967 7 років тому +9

      Dank Hot pockets now, let see if next time they wear condoms. Whoop der it iz! Lol

    • @shaheena.3803
      @shaheena.3803 7 років тому

      Dank Hot pockets most of them have other kids lol

    • @adriencervera1361
      @adriencervera1361 7 років тому +3

      Wilko1991 nigga im weak im taking that joke

    • @Jack_Klash
      @Jack_Klash 7 років тому

      1000th thumb up I rule :)...

  • @kelbingus2251
    @kelbingus2251 4 роки тому +367

    Girl: cheats
    Boy: finds out
    Girl: I was kidnapped and tortured and then killed

    • @hsep6101
      @hsep6101 3 роки тому +4

      I was dead at the time, so I couldn't cheat on you.

  • @greywolfsamurai2121
    @greywolfsamurai2121 4 роки тому +723

    Y’all ever notice when the women is right they scream in his face saying “ I told you so” but when the dude is right he just be sitting there or dancing

    • @yoshikid91
      @yoshikid91 4 роки тому +158

      Yea, I think it's partly because the audience has a strong female bias. So when the man is right, it's like he conquered not only the lying woman but societies bias too.

    • @thelunarcrescentvex4017
      @thelunarcrescentvex4017 4 роки тому +29

      Yeah it’s kinda fucked

    • @friedpotato4062
      @friedpotato4062 4 роки тому +32

      @@thelunarcrescentvex4017 I agree,Also We can't express our emotions,we mostly die younger because of harder jobs,etc. there's also feminists who want to make our life like hell

    • @varietydreams3707
      @varietydreams3707 4 роки тому +10

      Dan Ku bruh Fr it’s a small victory but the best victory in your life

    • @dannyc6586
      @dannyc6586 4 роки тому +11

      TheBlacks1out yeah feminists are everywhere.
      I got legit like 40 of them on me because i joked that that barry bee benson has supreme knees
      Sadly barry wasn’t gender neutral enough and the bee movie is homeopathic

  • @claire_tube
    @claire_tube 4 роки тому +11

    Jerry: “YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
    🛋🏃‍♀️

  • @ZEN_HERMES
    @ZEN_HERMES 7 років тому +2257

    Every reaction was "what what I told you"😂

    • @Arkotix
      @Arkotix  7 років тому +7

      Haha

    • @thebaddog4104
      @thebaddog4104 7 років тому +21

      What does what mean anymore. Does it still mean "what"

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 7 років тому +4

      thebaddog410 short for "whats up now" like thats what I thought

    • @mduijndam
      @mduijndam 7 років тому +5

      Assassin wolf haha

  • @funforsameer1769
    @funforsameer1769 6 років тому +3285

    You know there's a problem when you don't know who the father is.. is being faithful that difficult?

    • @patrickstump4681
      @patrickstump4681 6 років тому +356

      FunForSameer Most of them weren't dating each other, just fucking. And that isn't a problem. The problem is that they didn't take the proper precautions to make sure they didn't have kids

    • @funforsameer1769
      @funforsameer1769 6 років тому +227

      Patrick Stump smh, condoms exist for a reason

    • @patrickstump4681
      @patrickstump4681 6 років тому +167

      Exactly. They're idiots for not wrapping it up, and taking every step to avoid pregnancy

    • @muss2055
      @muss2055 6 років тому +61

      bill the most american shit i ever heard. dont cheat

    • @muss2055
      @muss2055 6 років тому +25

      bill i never even thought of cheating. am i superman?

  • @dannyphan9507
    @dannyphan9507 7 років тому +473

    I feel sorry for... the chair. its gone through so much abuse lmao.

  • @CorekBleedingHollow
    @CorekBleedingHollow 4 роки тому +13

    "When it comes to 1 year old Addison, Brian, WHAT'S UP!" LOL

  • @ashwinmisra725
    @ashwinmisra725 6 років тому +2377

    Maury has freed more Black men than Lincoln

    • @azaleac.8726
      @azaleac.8726 6 років тому +113

      Holy shit lol

    • @joshhoward1090
      @joshhoward1090 6 років тому +84

      😂😂😂this funny af

    • @swisslord2478
      @swisslord2478 6 років тому +50

      Dude 😂

    • @Lostraven2420
      @Lostraven2420 6 років тому +69

      OccasionalVlogger i laughed way harder than i should have!!! This comment is gold!!!

    • @alexsmith6627
      @alexsmith6627 6 років тому +15

      OccasionalVlogger
      Lol wtf

  • @brendonomane5173
    @brendonomane5173 5 років тому +1232

    You in the audience you could be the father 😂😂

    • @nysha2146
      @nysha2146 5 років тому +19

      That will be backwards😂

    • @acedesert2759
      @acedesert2759 5 років тому +38

      *man in the crowd sweating*
      "Don't say I'm the father..."

    • @peppinitup7368
      @peppinitup7368 5 років тому +3

      I'm 12...

    • @real1swin
      @real1swin 5 років тому +7

      @@peppinitup7368 we can tell

    • @cubataxi4847
      @cubataxi4847 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TJ-100
    @TJ-100 5 років тому +477

    These women embarrass themselves because their “feelings” are always right instead of “facts”.