YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER COMPILATION!!!

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @Arkotix
    @Arkotix  5 років тому +4698

    bruh

  • @genericname8749
    @genericname8749 5 років тому +6362

    Maurey: You are not-
    The entire audience: *SWITCH TEAM*

    • @josedanielaguilar7873
      @josedanielaguilar7873 5 років тому +212

      No cap

    • @tas7606
      @tas7606 5 років тому +31

      @@josedanielaguilar7873 *CAP*

    • @TheNuclearPhysician
      @TheNuclearPhysician 5 років тому +383

      I gotta say, at least they switch sides when the truth comes out..
      However, there is a special place in hell for those who judge without facts.

    • @ernestinehsia293
      @ernestinehsia293 5 років тому +45

      @@TheNuclearPhysician Well, it's a tv programme you need the audience to get hyped up for views

    • @Arkotix
      @Arkotix  5 років тому +89

      facts bro

  • @MILKYbars100
    @MILKYbars100 5 років тому +7251

    No woman alive can outrun Maury P's camera guy. Dude could record a cheetah while running after it.

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 5 років тому +361

      Well most of them is fat so it isn't that hard lol

    • @SoL-di9bk
      @SoL-di9bk 5 років тому +185

      Give the man a raise!

    • @playco_armboy1278
      @playco_armboy1278 5 років тому +87

      MILKYbars100 i highly recommend watching RDCWORLD1’s video on Maury’s camera man, it’s hilarious. All of their videos are really funny as well.

    • @gtfrias
      @gtfrias 5 років тому +48

      Bruh they train these dudes in a fucking track field

    • @chilledsummer4287
      @chilledsummer4287 5 років тому +17

      Playco_ Armboy just saw that it’s funny as hell

  • @xx2345000
    @xx2345000 7 років тому +30574

    Maurey has freed more black men than Lincoln

    • @Nicebitoftucka
      @Nicebitoftucka 7 років тому +1205

      xx2345000 Damn nigga

    • @babyjinks1142
      @babyjinks1142 7 років тому +365

      xx2345000 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MiMiOrt
      @MiMiOrt 7 років тому +421

      brittany jinks I'm stealing this 😂😂😂😂

    • @theglitchez1495
      @theglitchez1495 7 років тому +76

      xx2345000 lol

    • @gamonize
      @gamonize 7 років тому +160

      xx2345000 best comment on this whole video

  • @OasisMusicOfficial
    @OasisMusicOfficial 4 роки тому +2078

    The audience when the guy comes out: *Boos and anger*
    The audience when the guy isnt the father: *Change team*

    • @MILKYbars100
      @MILKYbars100 4 роки тому +83

      Lol like some Battlefield 4 type shit

    • @wacodraco1558
      @wacodraco1558 4 роки тому +62

      They sexist asf always playing the progressive “all women are equal” card until it isn’t convenient anymore

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 3 роки тому +69

      Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. Men get the short stick.

    • @carsoncottrell4435
      @carsoncottrell4435 3 роки тому +23

      Audience: "we were bad now were good"

    • @Btester2
      @Btester2 3 роки тому +13

      Pulled an Italy

  • @manuelscherrer9956
    @manuelscherrer9956 6 років тому +2254

    Women crying: no child suport 😣
    Men dancing: no child suport 😅

    • @Wintersoap123
      @Wintersoap123 6 років тому +35

      Manuel Scherrer I don't think those men can afford child support

    • @remmingtonstewart9826
      @remmingtonstewart9826 6 років тому +6

      LOL!!!

    • @devinweathers7520
      @devinweathers7520 6 років тому +1

      Happy days babe baby
      There can be justice

    • @craterglass
      @craterglass 6 років тому +2

      Holy fuck. I need a shower I feel so dirty. Maybe the planet would be better off without us.

    • @slasher7456
      @slasher7456 6 років тому +1

      ur comment dont rele make sense to me except that ur pointin out wut people r doin and say no child support lul

  • @m1lkym4c24
    @m1lkym4c24 5 років тому +1774

    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats really so fanny”

  • @SuperDERCE
    @SuperDERCE 7 років тому +2712

    The couch is the father.

  • @dookiboi42
    @dookiboi42 4 роки тому +800

    “You are NOT the father!”
    Man: 😁🕺 *hyping crowd up*
    Woman: 😭🏃‍♀️ *runs away crying*
    Crowd: 👁👄👁 *gets hyped up by man* 👁👅👁 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🤳💃🕺

    • @dorianwilliams8679
      @dorianwilliams8679 4 роки тому +42

      The camera man:🎥🏃💨

    • @darealconman
      @darealconman 4 роки тому +8

      Me if I was *NOT* the father: 🎉🎉🎉
      Me if I *WAS* the father: 🏚🥊🤬

    • @thespider8782
      @thespider8782 4 роки тому +1

      @@darealconman *hello darkness my old friend i''ve to talk with you again*

    • @aadyasharma7352
      @aadyasharma7352 4 роки тому +1

      THE EMOJIS LMFAOOO

    • @26theo
      @26theo 4 роки тому

      That last guy did a freaking backflip 😂

  • @gdfkpmw1803
    @gdfkpmw1803 4 роки тому +4153

    “You are not the father!”
    The women: 🏃‍♀️

  • @satryabrandto
    @satryabrandto 5 років тому +3034

    Maury:"when it comes to.."
    Cameraman:*starts stretching*

  • @ileanazavala6473
    @ileanazavala6473 5 років тому +3943

    The men’s victory dances are the best part about this show

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 3 роки тому +204

    Maury: "he's a little worked up-"
    José: *bleep bleep bLeeP BLEEP BLEEP bLEEP bLeEp*

  • @jonr2268
    @jonr2268 5 років тому +4700

    I’m starting to think that backstage couch is the father.

  • @JB-qj8rr
    @JB-qj8rr 4 роки тому +2185

    ‘’You in the audience, you could be the father’’ I’m dead 💀

  • @UNCYBUBBA
    @UNCYBUBBA 5 років тому +3458

    *Everybody is sexist until they find out the guy ain't the father.*

    • @mattiaschaparro984
      @mattiaschaparro984 4 роки тому +146

      Bryan Collier that’s mad factsssss

    • @Robin-gt2ju
      @Robin-gt2ju 4 роки тому +102

      Maurey: You are not the father
      Everybody: :0

    • @kingnova2372
      @kingnova2372 4 роки тому +29

      I would be calm like if it’s mine I will love it is it ain’t mine I am suing your ass for money I spent of that Child bittttchhh

    • @ejgames4418
      @ejgames4418 4 роки тому +43

      Yes the audience is anoying af

    • @CA-vy8et
      @CA-vy8et 4 роки тому +15

      Desert Eagle if you can’t afford children don’t have sex, duh

  • @zedbags
    @zedbags 4 роки тому +482

    The women: I can't believe this. I'm so sad. How is this possible.
    Also the women: heehoo I cheat

  • @arvoof5945
    @arvoof5945 5 років тому +2644

    The women sprint to the couch faster than Usain Bolt

    • @lesserlifeform739
      @lesserlifeform739 5 років тому +51

      And have different men’s kids like an orphanage

    • @cal5995
      @cal5995 5 років тому +4

      Neon Eevee Gaming big oofs

    • @lesserlifeform739
      @lesserlifeform739 5 років тому +3

      Abbsninja.hater.account 🤷‍♂️

    • @andrewkozintsev6823
      @andrewkozintsev6823 5 років тому +5

      I mean, when they're using cars to get there, it's not surprising.

    • @LeaksHater
      @LeaksHater 5 років тому +8

      the camera man is usain bolt

  • @jedmaegraith8542
    @jedmaegraith8542 5 років тому +1844

    Maurey: You are *NOT*....
    Crowd:😮😮OOHHHHhhhh
    Dude: 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼
    Mother: 🛋 ⬅️🏃‍♀️💨
    Cameraguy: 🏃‍♀️💨 📸 💨

  • @rokai_sky6344
    @rokai_sky6344 5 років тому +1564

    Shout out to all the homies who aint the father

  • @nickeynouse6093
    @nickeynouse6093 3 роки тому +54

    "That baby got 10 daddies and I'm NONE of em!" 💀💀💀

  • @belaboss6549
    @belaboss6549 6 років тому +1571

    The audience is so two-faced😂😂😂

    • @junaldinho100
      @junaldinho100 6 років тому +230

      Facts asf
      When the man comes on stage : Booooooo
      When he hears he’s not the father : They all cheer like he won the Super Bowl
      😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @jshelv
      @jshelv 6 років тому +57

      I hate the fucking audience

    • @joewulf7282
      @joewulf7282 6 років тому +17

      Twats. they're just escalating the situation.

    • @tatarsauce6314
      @tatarsauce6314 6 років тому +16

      As far as I’m concerned, they were paid

    • @mazokuwolf1279
      @mazokuwolf1279 6 років тому +4

      @@tatarsauce6314 my Grandmother was one of the audience in the 90's they were not payed. It used to sell and advertise all across Connecticut those times.

  • @AaronWhiting18
    @AaronWhiting18 5 років тому +953

    *usain bolt fastest person in the world*
    Cameraman: I’m bout to end this whole mans career

  • @SKYzLxmit
    @SKYzLxmit 5 років тому +938

    *Crowd:Booo*
    *Maury:You are not the father.*
    *Crowd:Whooooooo*

    • @zeh7201
      @zeh7201 5 років тому +43

      Feminism Homie

    • @user-fg8zc2bt8x
      @user-fg8zc2bt8x 5 років тому +12

      Right😂😂😂😂

    • @TheOnlyBasketCase
      @TheOnlyBasketCase 5 років тому +39

      I always root for the guys. Some of them are funny as hell

    • @brennanlewis77
      @brennanlewis77 5 років тому +2

      The guy that's not the father :
      Celebrates like he won the super bowl

    • @Fridgemasters
      @Fridgemasters 5 років тому

      they’re probably rooting for their sick ass dance moves

  • @christopherlove5833
    @christopherlove5833 3 роки тому +51

    The first guy Jose is probably the the most memorable. You gotta be one hell of a character to get the crowd on your side before the results.

  • @Andy_Dagamer
    @Andy_Dagamer 4 роки тому +3724

    I feel bad for the kids who have to grow up with these women.

  • @_MarioFangirl_
    @_MarioFangirl_ 5 років тому +963

    You are *not* the father.
    Women: 🛋 🏃‍♀️
    Men: 🕺

    • @pikamewistaken
      @pikamewistaken 5 років тому

      HapstablookGirl 2006 lol

    • @aliciabea1598
      @aliciabea1598 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ayanoaishi1258
      @ayanoaishi1258 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cgcap7794
      @cgcap7794 5 років тому

      Never having to be made accountable or answer only caping if we will help u test other men never make better choices bum bitches

    • @thablksovereign
      @thablksovereign 5 років тому +3

      HapstablookGirl 2006
      Cameraman: 🏃🏻‍♂️🎥💨

  • @seandaly2211
    @seandaly2211 5 років тому +963

    Audience before reveal: 👎
    Audience after reveal: *cheers guy on as if they weren't booing literally a second ago*

  • @cybercoldymcphearson7338
    @cybercoldymcphearson7338 3 роки тому +62

    0:46 "You in the audience, you could be the father!"
    I'm so glad I can find this video by typing up that sentence. 🤣

  • @yungkon93x94
    @yungkon93x94 4 роки тому +4665

    I will learn to do a backflip in case i am not the father

    • @ehhdyed5785
      @ehhdyed5785 4 роки тому +162

      yung kon 93 x im sure the guy didn’t know how to backflip til he heard “not”

    • @f3p
      @f3p 4 роки тому +18

      You ain’t gonna get laid tho

    • @diya5282
      @diya5282 4 роки тому +10

      Well ima join u on that just in case

    • @safwane777
      @safwane777 4 роки тому +6

      copied comment

    • @roseoraeats7763
      @roseoraeats7763 4 роки тому +27

      @@f3p funny probably coming from a virgin

  • @Rakshasa1986
    @Rakshasa1986 6 років тому +909

    "You in the audience, *you* could be the father"

  • @LordArrack1
    @LordArrack1 6 років тому +1926

    my boy maury be freeing more black men than abraham lincoln

  • @zixy2005
    @zixy2005 4 роки тому +320

    “You are not the father!”
    Woman: *gets sad*
    Sofa: *Chuckles* im in danger

  • @14Street
    @14Street 7 років тому +3761

    Who was still excited to hear the results even though you knew they weren't fathers.

    • @r6raptorzzz396
      @r6raptorzzz396 7 років тому +77

      Nate yeah I was😂

    • @beauvillarreal3231
      @beauvillarreal3231 7 років тому +14

      Nate me

    • @nmnation8478
      @nmnation8478 7 років тому +13

      Nate I think hats the point of the video

    • @JB-st2kk
      @JB-st2kk 7 років тому +5

      Nate me..

    • @F.f-t9k
      @F.f-t9k 7 років тому +10

      Nate yes when that lying cheat was called out I felt joy

  • @naromilk
    @naromilk 5 років тому +1587

    “You are not the father”
    *mopeds out at 2MPH*

  • @paranoid5858
    @paranoid5858 5 років тому +2936

    These people look like they were born in Walmart

  • @nawafbinhumaid_9181
    @nawafbinhumaid_9181 4 роки тому +371

    Honestly speaking, didn't the mothers think about the consequences of such a relation that ruin a human life after several years ? I feel bad for the kids...

    • @SoulKingBK
      @SoulKingBK 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah we’re kinda celebrating a child not knowing their fathet

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 4 роки тому +29

      @@SoulKingBK No. We're celebrating men getting freed.

    • @hiitsmorgan5431
      @hiitsmorgan5431 4 роки тому +8

      The man is happy cuz they dont have to pay child support and the woman is sad cuz they dont get child support money

    • @stevewilson4718
      @stevewilson4718 Рік тому

      @@sabotaje4174 304

  • @mulberryH
    @mulberryH 5 років тому +1044

    Maury: you are not the father
    Camera man: I am speed

  • @williamfrederickiversen8518
    @williamfrederickiversen8518 4 роки тому +2375

    Maurey: When it comes to [ *INSERT KID'S NAME* ]
    cameraman: please say "you are the father"please say "you are the father" please say "you are the father"
    Maurey : You... are *NOT* the father
    cameraman: goddammit... **starts running**

    • @SVZA-
      @SVZA- 4 роки тому +26

      🤣💀

    • @DJ34591
      @DJ34591 4 роки тому +102

      Bruh the cameraman is actually Usain Bolt.

    • @SmokeOnTheWater108
      @SmokeOnTheWater108 4 роки тому +5

      DJ345 91 😂😂😂😂

    • @Abisoak
      @Abisoak 4 роки тому

      What time??

    • @King-ru1lf
      @King-ru1lf 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣

  • @DeeEast
    @DeeEast 5 років тому +1590

    i love how everybody boos the man until he is not the father then he gets all the cheers

  • @DTownNash
    @DTownNash 3 роки тому +59

    Woman: *sleeps around*
    Also Woman: *surprised when she can't find the father*

  • @jdatboi724
    @jdatboi724 5 років тому +1085

    The dislikes are from the chicks who didn’t get their child support.

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 4 роки тому +1

      Emporio Alniño OH NOOOO
      I’m assuming I’m still on part 2 and I had to google Tomoko

    • @jasonmiles2819
      @jasonmiles2819 4 роки тому +8

      Jdatboi You mean their hair money?

    • @heyIts_naj
      @heyIts_naj 4 роки тому +5

      @@jdatboi724 WHERE'S ME AND MOM'S MONEY DAD!

    • @Im_Him1234
      @Im_Him1234 4 роки тому +1

      It ain't child support if he's not the Father, that's bitch money

    • @phantomx3902
      @phantomx3902 4 роки тому +2

      damn it joseph

  • @soupermoviecritic8511
    @soupermoviecritic8511 7 років тому +3679

    You in the audience! You could be the Father!

  • @ItsFastSpaczed
    @ItsFastSpaczed 7 років тому +2583

    When guy walks out...
    Crowd: *BOOOOOOO*
    Girl yells nonsense at the guy...
    Crowd: *WOOOO YAY YOU GO GIRL*
    Guy actually isn't the father...
    Crowd: *WOOO OH YEAH WE LOVE HIM WE KNEW HE WASNT THE FATHER*
    The crowd needs to wait to hear the results before taking sides 👌

    • @lilkodiak8218
      @lilkodiak8218 7 років тому +21

      Adust Iz Godly THANK YOU!!

    • @themightymooseking6987
      @themightymooseking6987 7 років тому +72

      As far as I've heard the audiences on reality shows are all scripted and told how to react to everything happening on stage.
      Still the reactions are pretty retarded most of the time.

    • @bullsbrothers5583
      @bullsbrothers5583 7 років тому +1

      But t if that was the case the show would not be interning

    • @flamelazer27
      @flamelazer27 7 років тому +1

      Adust Iz Godly
      Oh ya, a title should be, "You are not the heel compilation!" like what you said.

    • @numankulec2785
      @numankulec2785 7 років тому +23

      TheMightyMooseKing Not only the reactions, but most of those people there themselves are retarded...smh....

  • @ES_Majin
    @ES_Majin 4 роки тому +95

    *Guy walks in*
    Audience: BOO
    Maury: “You are NOT the father”
    Audience to the guy: *Claps and Cheers*

  • @superstars6175
    @superstars6175 5 років тому +681

    Maury: You are NOT the father
    The couch: Ah shit, here we go again

  • @skvetements
    @skvetements 5 років тому +842

    Maury: You are not the father
    Cameraman: *yes, acceleration*

  • @lefin.9758
    @lefin.9758 7 років тому +809

    Girls:
    *Runs off stage*
    Guys:
    *What! What!*

  • @chuiyaphijajo3919
    @chuiyaphijajo3919 3 роки тому +15

    Jose: "You in the audience. You could be the father."
    Hahahahagagagagagaga

  • @eririvirus2004
    @eririvirus2004 5 років тому +898

    Every clip:
    YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
    Guy: I TOLD YOU YEAHHHHHHHH
    *does the weirdest victory dance in human history

  • @klunk4683
    @klunk4683 4 роки тому +1939

    Imagine being a child of one of these women and watching this clip

    • @Berserk096-z6v
      @Berserk096-z6v 4 роки тому +103

      Might happen in about 10 years they Will Have this recommended lol

    • @taddykabba9100
      @taddykabba9100 4 роки тому +26

      Them being like well damn dats me ain’t it

    • @benshapiro4597
      @benshapiro4597 4 роки тому +8

      Hi dio, Abbacchio here

    • @vespertil10
      @vespertil10 4 роки тому +2

      Leone Abbacchio Hi ab-TURURURURU

    • @benshapiro4597
      @benshapiro4597 4 роки тому

      Bruh stfu

  • @LukeSmith-kt2ir
    @LukeSmith-kt2ir 7 років тому +690

    I love how the crowd hates the guy then immediately cheers when he isn’t the father

  • @imoth1
    @imoth1 4 роки тому +52

    The moms: cry and run
    The sofa: oh shit, here we go again!

  • @devmevdev5396
    @devmevdev5396 5 років тому +1720

    You are *not* the father.
    Audience:
    *+ 100 respect*

    • @peepeecrusher5765
      @peepeecrusher5765 5 років тому +73

      You are not the father
      *Everyone liked that*

    • @SetMeFree
      @SetMeFree 5 років тому +19

      Lmao. You instantly become the shit

    • @cyzerrz
      @cyzerrz 5 років тому +5

      You are the father
      Audience again: + *100 respect*

    • @ry6651
      @ry6651 5 років тому +1

      kkkkhjhkkk DAWN NIGGAS YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER XD

    • @nathan.w05
      @nathan.w05 5 років тому +1

      Mission completed

  • @czblax888
    @czblax888 7 років тому +662

    "I am too good looking to be that ugly baby's father" Yooo that got me deadass laughing for 5minutes😂

  • @anthonythibert7022
    @anthonythibert7022 5 років тому +588

    ""YOU IN THE AUDIENCE! YOU COULD BE THE FATHER!"
    The really funny part about that statement is it more than likely holds some weight.

  • @ricky3ys
    @ricky3ys 4 роки тому +57

    6:40 “you are not the father” lil bro smiling in the back 🤣

  • @John.Asante
    @John.Asante 7 років тому +648

    The first guy had me hype lol

  • @y7ng555
    @y7ng555 4 роки тому +1612

    The couch in the back probably started the coronavirus

    • @rosegoldseat6478
      @rosegoldseat6478 4 роки тому +19

      @Jerry Junior Official nigga it's a joke

    • @aoisky9
      @aoisky9 4 роки тому +9

      @@rosegoldseat6478 He knows it was a joke, he was joking as well.

    • @rosegoldseat6478
      @rosegoldseat6478 4 роки тому +3

      @@aoisky9 you're prolly right

    • @randomdude933
      @randomdude933 4 роки тому +4

      @@rosegoldseat6478 well turns out whoever it was wasn’t joking cause the comment was deleted

    • @HerrenGamingNews
      @HerrenGamingNews 4 роки тому +1

      If you sat on those couch or those chair's you're immune to Covid

  • @BLACKSTA361
    @BLACKSTA361 5 років тому +1510

    All these women be really crying about child support money

  • @weapontheory
    @weapontheory 4 роки тому +22

    Maury: "You are *NOT* the father!"
    Couch: "I'm here for you."

  • @jairoherrera4040
    @jairoherrera4040 6 років тому +1340

    The audience is always booing at men without any evidence.

    • @Modernww2fare
      @Modernww2fare 6 років тому +188

      Jairo Herrera that's today's society

    • @jairoherrera4040
      @jairoherrera4040 6 років тому +252

      justinjacquez766
      I am disappointed that they no longer believe in the phrase: "innocent until proven guilty."

    • @Finslana
      @Finslana 6 років тому +12

      Likely because it's clear that these men fuck-and-leave. In these clips they were lucky that their promiscuity didn't result in fatherhood. And YES the women were promiscuous too, but they also get the gears from these hostile Povich crowds. People recognize irresponsible behaviour, and almost all of these guys were spared - for now. If they continue to treat unprotected sex as Russian Roulette, then they'll end up on the show as fathers one day.

    • @keyshonstone2172
      @keyshonstone2172 6 років тому +55

      Anais what if the woman fucked and left

    • @turbo1997hsm
      @turbo1997hsm 6 років тому +3

      They can go to hell

  • @Kiyah.cemone_
    @Kiyah.cemone_ 6 років тому +478

    “Somebody in the audience can be the father”😂💀

    • @keyshonstone2172
      @keyshonstone2172 6 років тому +4

      kiyah Shelby how the hell you got 35 subscribers I have lots if videos and I only have 10 not this channel btw

    • @Kiyah.cemone_
      @Kiyah.cemone_ 6 років тому +1

      Keyshon Stone well I just deleted it.

    • @selinhijaz759
      @selinhijaz759 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @Fbitypeshit
      @Fbitypeshit 6 років тому

      Keyshon Stone cause u post shit videos

    • @boyzilla78productions
      @boyzilla78productions 6 років тому

      Kiyah Shelby but seriously though, I would gladly take that baby.

  • @thecrown_jul
    @thecrown_jul 5 років тому +479

    Cameraman honestly deserves to be paid higher than anyone on the show.

  • @WykeshiaMcCallister1986
    @WykeshiaMcCallister1986 4 роки тому +19

    0:45 I love that part!! LOL "You in the audience! You can be the father!!!"

  • @leovillalobos6982
    @leovillalobos6982 4 роки тому +644

    "Imma find my baby daddy." Girl, the audience is a great start.

  • @MetaGiga
    @MetaGiga 5 років тому +1250

    The two fat chicks had me crying with laughter. Especially when the mom came riding to her daughter’s side on her mobility scooter

  • @josuee1763
    @josuee1763 7 років тому +722

    Those guys have more acrobatic skills then my classmate cheerleaders.😂😂

    • @Mr_Blazeking
      @Mr_Blazeking 7 років тому +33

      Josue E17 exactly that first nigga
      *LEAPED* so damn high

    • @Bookofhumanity
      @Bookofhumanity 7 років тому +8

      Blazeking The king of fire he lebron James bruh

    • @davidaliberti5742
      @davidaliberti5742 5 років тому +5

      It’s because they have been liberated from 18 years of child support

  • @pitt2495
    @pitt2495 3 роки тому +46

    I honestly respect the guys that realized (after they finished being hype)the situation of the woman without knowing a possible father and how they comforted the woman

    • @braxton9192
      @braxton9192 2 роки тому +18

      I don't... That don't deserve sympathy and no one would have sympathy if the roles were reversed

    • @Kaathe249
      @Kaathe249 2 роки тому

      I would call her a dumbass😭🤣

    • @TheMightySpurdo
      @TheMightySpurdo Рік тому +1

      The women cheated, slept around, tried to gaslight multiple men into thinking he's the father hoping to bask in the child support money, some even raped the men that they are accusing, and you pity them? They are spawns of hell.

  • @puskasisagod1235
    @puskasisagod1235 4 роки тому +2957

    When he’s not the father...
    The man: 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
    The woman: 🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️
    The crowd: 😱😱😱
    The baby: 👁👄👁

    • @sjipsso2162
      @sjipsso2162 4 роки тому +6

      Puskás Is a god gaahhaah

    • @sjipsso2162
      @sjipsso2162 4 роки тому +6

      Ahahahahahahahaha

    • @lyacherry1096
      @lyacherry1096 4 роки тому +99

      The cameraman : 🏃‍♂🏃‍♂⚡⚡

    • @iMelanin
      @iMelanin 4 роки тому +7

      Omfg 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

    • @kyng3166
      @kyng3166 4 роки тому +9

      The cameraman tho

  • @norrinradd2665
    @norrinradd2665 5 років тому +552

    Plot twist
    YOU ARE NOT, THE MOTHER!

  • @brendonomane5173
    @brendonomane5173 5 років тому +1232

    You in the audience you could be the father 😂😂

    • @nysha2146
      @nysha2146 5 років тому +19

      That will be backwards😂

    • @acedesert2759
      @acedesert2759 5 років тому +38

      *man in the crowd sweating*
      "Don't say I'm the father..."

    • @peppinitup7368
      @peppinitup7368 5 років тому +3

      I'm 12...

    • @real1swin
      @real1swin 5 років тому +7

      @@peppinitup7368 we can tell

    • @cubataxi4847
      @cubataxi4847 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xieotv2386
    @xieotv2386 4 роки тому +7

    Jose a born hype man. I’ve never been so hyped up after watching someone jump around the stage.

  • @TheSnowGhost
    @TheSnowGhost 6 років тому +1196

    I love how the audience is booing most of the “fathers” but then when they are proved to not be the father the audience is suddenly cheering for the man that they just booed. 🤔

    • @buffalomafia7162
      @buffalomafia7162 5 років тому +42

      Its not a real reaction

    • @iamyourmoth-er7162
      @iamyourmoth-er7162 5 років тому +155

      There's a screen where it tells them to say boo. I've been to these shit's.

    • @bigslugbugyes5650
      @bigslugbugyes5650 5 років тому +3

      Bill Bill you can’t trust these snakes

    • @maxbox1622
      @maxbox1622 5 років тому

      I am Your Moth-er was it fun?

    • @tsunmaru2244
      @tsunmaru2244 5 років тому +9

      BOOOOOOOO!--
      *you are the father*
      --WOHOOOOOYAAAAA

  • @jungkooksdumbgirl4240
    @jungkooksdumbgirl4240 5 років тому +548

    Guys coming out to the stsge like they're in a WWE heavyweight championship

  • @bramsteenhoek2674
    @bramsteenhoek2674 4 роки тому +1246

    Let's be real most of these people shouldn't be the father
    Neither should the mother tho

  • @beutsavv
    @beutsavv 3 роки тому +11

    7:13 " I'm too good looking to be that ugly baby's father"
    Bro😂😂

  • @yeahjustlikethat
    @yeahjustlikethat 5 років тому +697

    The sheer joy of these dudes finding out they ain't on the hook for 18 years of financial slavery speaks volume as to how we see paternity in this country. Bless these fine men.

    • @oddyetaverage4596
      @oddyetaverage4596 5 років тому +58

      yeahjustlikethat Would you really want to have kids with these women?

    • @jambamram8441
      @jambamram8441 5 років тому +77

      yeahjustlikethat ikr, I’d be fucking cheering to the high heavens too

    • @joeb5829
      @joeb5829 5 років тому +6

      You should be watching the white edition

    • @jambamram8441
      @jambamram8441 5 років тому +3

      Joe B It’s a fuckin video, don’t fight racism with racism. Your allowed to watch whatever video you want

    • @Sakurablossomstudiostv
      @Sakurablossomstudiostv 5 років тому +8

      yeahjustlikethat men are fools. If they don’t want kids they need to wrap it up

  • @xKarma_411
    @xKarma_411 7 років тому +1855

    I like how most of the females know exactly where to run backstage into the infamous crying face down couch.

    • @raulsaucedostuff
      @raulsaucedostuff 7 років тому +73

      xKarma _ It's probably a fake show but if it's real they colud have seen it in their way to the studio, besides that seems to be the only exit there :P

    • @lovespringfreshness
      @lovespringfreshness 7 років тому +35

      Oh c'mon now, why would they fake a TV Show? A little over dramatized, yes. But I highly doubt it's completely artificial.

    • @raulsaucedostuff
      @raulsaucedostuff 7 років тому +33

      D-RayTheGreat there's TONS of fake reality shows, wouldn't be the first. Look it up.

    • @TSULLY210
      @TSULLY210 7 років тому +16

      It's scripted

    • @999UwU-n
      @999UwU-n 7 років тому +2

      xKarma _ hahahaha tru😂😂😂😂😂

  • @od_otaku4664
    @od_otaku4664 4 роки тому +459

    The first one xD she’s like “You know what’s funny you know what’s funny you
    know what’s funny you know what’s funny you know what’s so funny

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +30

      People who constantly repeat the same thing are the most stupid lol

    • @od_otaku4664
      @od_otaku4664 4 роки тому

      I TRIGGER PEOPLE 😂👍

    • @ytto051
      @ytto051 4 роки тому +1

      youknowwhasofunny? You didn't find your baby daddy

    • @od_otaku4664
      @od_otaku4664 4 роки тому

      Jhayla Takeru Chavez Takaishi Barbera Liberato ???

  • @kofeku
    @kofeku 4 роки тому +39

    7:01 damn she wish she could run 😂😂

    • @sena1899
      @sena1899 4 роки тому +1

      You aint right😂😂😂

    • @rara5x
      @rara5x 4 роки тому

      😭😭😭😭

  • @ObIiv
    @ObIiv 5 років тому +449

    1:34
    “You know what’s so funny?”
    “You know what’s so funny?”
    *”YOU KNOW WHAT’S REALLY SO FUNNY?”*

    • @thelastfeelbender
      @thelastfeelbender 5 років тому +60

      That he's not the father.

    • @chrisreid5745
      @chrisreid5745 5 років тому +8

      I love this

    • @rew1677
      @rew1677 5 років тому +19

      That one kid who trys to tell a joke but gets interrupted
      (Ive been through that)

    • @thelastfeelbender
      @thelastfeelbender 5 років тому +6

      @@rew1677 bruh I know exactly how you feel.

  • @cooperxtreme1566
    @cooperxtreme1566 7 років тому +951

    The thing that annoys me is that these moms probably don't care that there kid doesn't have a dad, they just want the money from the child support

  • @dankhotpockets8122
    @dankhotpockets8122 7 років тому +1083

    The pullout game is strong with these ones

    • @marcohuber7279
      @marcohuber7279 7 років тому +7

      Dank Hot pockets damn strong 😂

    • @angelasmith3967
      @angelasmith3967 7 років тому +9

      Dank Hot pockets now, let see if next time they wear condoms. Whoop der it iz! Lol

    • @shaheena.3803
      @shaheena.3803 7 років тому

      Dank Hot pockets most of them have other kids lol

    • @adriencervera1361
      @adriencervera1361 7 років тому +3

      Wilko1991 nigga im weak im taking that joke

    • @Jack_Klash
      @Jack_Klash 7 років тому

      1000th thumb up I rule :)...

  • @CorekBleedingHollow
    @CorekBleedingHollow 4 роки тому +13

    "When it comes to 1 year old Addison, Brian, WHAT'S UP!" LOL

  • @nathanmartin2704
    @nathanmartin2704 6 років тому +561

    Best part is most women act like they are the victims hahaha

    • @EnhancedTrashBin
      @EnhancedTrashBin 6 років тому +5

      Tzara86 But then again, it becomes more difficult for us guys to keep our emotions to ourselves which can really lead to things more or worse than depression.

    • @kirbybugz
      @kirbybugz 6 років тому +13

      DOn't fucking go there with in the kitchen. Like I agree, they act like pussies and are defended at first, then shook when they find the truth. But uh-uh with that in the kitchen shit

    • @kysnitro
      @kysnitro 6 років тому +1

      Nathan Martin rite thats y its gud

    • @Aquablue62
      @Aquablue62 6 років тому +2

      Tzara86 exactly like godamn make me my sandwich

    • @nathanmartin2704
      @nathanmartin2704 6 років тому +2

      Georgia Bulldogs can blame being a slut on the hormones to i guess, natural to wanna procreate 😂 not all women are bad. But these clearly are LOL

  • @yellowvegtables454
    @yellowvegtables454 4 роки тому +537

    "You are NOT the father!"
    Man: **ascends into 33333rd dimension**

  • @league1809
    @league1809 5 років тому +938

    Bruh it's like
    🙎🏿‍♂️+🙎🏿‍♀️
    =🧒🏻

  • @claire_tube
    @claire_tube 4 роки тому +11

    Jerry: “YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
    🛋🏃‍♀️

  • @slenwood
    @slenwood 6 років тому +539

    Shoutout to that sofa backstage for being there for the thots when the results don't go their way. 😂😂😂

  • @angelomendoza6666
    @angelomendoza6666 6 років тому +366

    They should’ve added a big wide dance floor for the fathers to rejoice and celebrate XD

    • @nanotfound1042
      @nanotfound1042 6 років тому +4

      angelogabriel mendoza I would not be surprised if they actually do that

    • @andrewj.4486
      @andrewj.4486 6 років тому +1

      The guys*

    • @lolwat6991
      @lolwat6991 6 років тому +1

      What if they are the father?

    • @kaiba7756
      @kaiba7756 6 років тому

      Cyrsclin exactly they are free

    • @angelomendoza6666
      @angelomendoza6666 6 років тому

      Master Yoda yup it was my mistake for calling them “fathers”

  • @ashwinmisra725
    @ashwinmisra725 6 років тому +2375

    Maury has freed more Black men than Lincoln

    • @azaleac.8726
      @azaleac.8726 6 років тому +113

      Holy shit lol

    • @joshhoward1090
      @joshhoward1090 6 років тому +84

      😂😂😂this funny af

    • @swisslord2478
      @swisslord2478 6 років тому +50

      Dude 😂

    • @Lostraven2420
      @Lostraven2420 6 років тому +69

      OccasionalVlogger i laughed way harder than i should have!!! This comment is gold!!!

    • @alexsmith6627
      @alexsmith6627 6 років тому +15

      OccasionalVlogger
      Lol wtf

  • @IamAditya.uniyal
    @IamAditya.uniyal 4 роки тому +25

    7:02
    Aight,imma head out
    *Vroom vroom*

  • @MrKingYuji
    @MrKingYuji 7 років тому +607

    "But if you are the father you'll be in that child's life right?"
    "Nope"
    Well damn...A+ for honesty

  • @abby-se6de
    @abby-se6de 6 років тому +2381

    The poor couch with all the thots on it
    One like = One prayer 🙏 for the couch

    • @CoyoteGee
      @CoyoteGee 6 років тому +2

      abby 😂😂

    • @JJHcars
      @JJHcars 6 років тому +1

      That made me LOL for real! Damn shame

    • @jakobstarkey9960
      @jakobstarkey9960 6 років тому +15

      Pray for my nigga couch. All those fat ass thots have tainted that nigga

    • @gamenikhd2001
      @gamenikhd2001 6 років тому +12

      The Couch is NOT the father!!!

    • @BubbleFaceism
      @BubbleFaceism 6 років тому +1

      I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂

  • @epicrazor3291
    @epicrazor3291 6 років тому +1805

    WAIT, WHAT IF
    THE COUCH IS THE FATHER

  • @cfowler7936
    @cfowler7936 3 роки тому +8

    8:03 pretty wholesome that rather than spouting anger they all, including the accused man, formed a group hug. Like none of them wanted this conflict and are both saddened but relieved to have closure.

  • @CaioPBD
    @CaioPBD 6 років тому +494

    This is funny as hell but i feel very sorry for the kids.

    • @airwater8713
      @airwater8713 6 років тому +7

      Caio Soares mee too thats not fair for them but thats funny asf

    • @mulaboyy
      @mulaboyy 6 років тому +6

      Alejandro Arévalo this is real dumbass

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 6 років тому +7

      YOUNG LION most of the reactions are way too dramatic to be real

    • @wren5583
      @wren5583 6 років тому +7

      Trumanchap productions
      I mean, the mothers are being like that because no child support. And the men are like that because they're either angry or glad that they finally found out the mother cheated.

    • @blackbolato
      @blackbolato 6 років тому +1

      YOUNG LION go to 5:05. My man jumps off the couch before the results are even announced. Scripted.

  • @kelbingus2251
    @kelbingus2251 4 роки тому +367

    Girl: cheats
    Boy: finds out
    Girl: I was kidnapped and tortured and then killed

    • @hsep6101
      @hsep6101 3 роки тому +4

      I was dead at the time, so I couldn't cheat on you.

  • @funforsameer1769
    @funforsameer1769 6 років тому +3283

    You know there's a problem when you don't know who the father is.. is being faithful that difficult?

    • @patrickstump4681
      @patrickstump4681 6 років тому +356

      FunForSameer Most of them weren't dating each other, just fucking. And that isn't a problem. The problem is that they didn't take the proper precautions to make sure they didn't have kids

    • @funforsameer1769
      @funforsameer1769 6 років тому +227

      Patrick Stump smh, condoms exist for a reason

    • @patrickstump4681
      @patrickstump4681 6 років тому +167

      Exactly. They're idiots for not wrapping it up, and taking every step to avoid pregnancy

    • @muss2055
      @muss2055 6 років тому +61

      bill the most american shit i ever heard. dont cheat

    • @muss2055
      @muss2055 6 років тому +25

      bill i never even thought of cheating. am i superman?