“I thought they were extinct” 😭😭😭
It's been over 20 years since a white man started at cb in the NFL...XD
Jason Seahorn was the last top tier white cb if I remember correctly. It’s certainly been a minute. A white dude starting at CB is like a BP being a starting punter or field goal kicker. You rarely see it. Also most WP tend to be on the offensive side of the ball (occasionally you might see them as a linebacker or defensive lineman but other than that the defensive side tends to be on the darker side lol).
Nope where I went to mainland high School we had a white corner back on the team that was better than any other corner on the team he was by far the best hands down he was the opening day starter but all of the parents of the black kids said it was racial profiling in the only reason he was the starter was because of his white privilege and they benched the other kid because he was black so after all of that he ended up switching the white kid to back up. I can only imagine how many times that happens across the country
@@JerryAtrick-pu5kn Chris Carter said coaches and coordinators in the NFL will overlook white players at WR and DB so whenever you see a white WR or DB that means they must be really special. Discrimination probably happens at every level.
“Yuh, ketchup is spicy baby” 😭🙏
No white people think that and all white people season their food. It's not the middle ages anymore.
on god I was eating out with family recently in england
I got hit with "are there jalepeno's on this burger, I taste a bit of spice. No wait thats just the tang from the ketchup"
it is seared into my mind
“I’m boutta lock you down. Ya know, put them chains on yuh” had me dying 🤣
"Unseasoned chicken, baby" 🤣
@@ProMakesVideos yk how he wears the blonde wig that means he is white and there’s a stereotype that white people eat unseasoned chicken so that’s the joke
Because black people tend to put a lot of spice on their chicken and white people tend to use less. So thats why unseasoned chicken
@@schrodinger6991it’s just another lie blacks say to feel good about their race
This can't be! Jason Sehorn didn't have sons only daughters! 😄
0:47 unseasoned chicken dude💀💀
You forgot the classic "I got you boxed like a fish" like fuck does that mean? That's how white corners win they just use confusion
Today first INT by a white man since sehorn. Long time coming holy shit
We taking back CB the same way we're taking back runningback lol
@@mrclean30why is it that mixed QBs are looked at as not mixed? I mean mahomes is lighter skinned than my brother and we came from dinner plate parents.
@@jamesnelson8469 idk i look at any lightskin as black cuz they can say the n word
A modern day Jackie Robinson
That griddy was sum else 💀
Milk check 😂 as Devante Adam’s would say
I guess Davonte Adam's wasn't in Wisconsin long enough to hear about chocolate milk.
Cooper DeJean rubbin his hands like birdman watchin this
“He put the chains on him like it was the gooo ol’ days”-👴🏻
That griddy came straight from the underworld💀💀💀
Cooper dejean out here breaking color barriers. (This is a joke.)
The coach started BUGGIN... 😆😆🤣🤣😂😂😵😵
The Daniel jones griddy was too accurate
You guys nailed it. That first immediate "what's up dude" sounded a little too close to home personally.
First it was the take back of the wideout position by Wes Walker and Cooper Kupp, then it was Christian McCaffrey at the rb position and now Cooper Dejean at cb.
The whitest positions are currently Offensive line (particularly at center), Quarterback, field goal kicker and punter. It’s interesting how the league is now switching to where there might be more white people at skill positions other than Quarterback. Hopefully we’ll see more BP switch it up someday and become top tier Punters and field goal kickers. I don’t see why they couldn’t be good at it. Switch it up a bit.
What in the Jason Sehorn did I just watch 😂
Bro this the most Fr thing I ever
they should call the secondary for denver ps2 and gamestop.
ketchup is spicy and unseasoned chicken had no right to make my dumbass laugh so loudily in my quiet ass office lol
Riley Moss🔥🔥🔥the new white ppl update has dropped
Just like how Jason Sehorn used to play 🤣
never in my life have i ever even touched a football but this brethren's content is always so entertaining,, even if i dont even know what the words "DB" or "Cornerback" even means
the vids are just that funny lol
A cornerback is the guy that tries to stop the receiver from catching the ball
If there white guard tight but if there black stay back🗣🔥
That griddy noise was killing me 😂😂😂😂😂
Unseasoned chicken dude
As a white guy raised by with parents who knew how to cook, and with people from all over the world, I hate the stereotype that white people have no spice tolerance… that being said, it is also a lot of fun going to like an authentic Mexican or Indian food restaurant, and watching the response of waiters when I order the spiciest thing on the menu as I polish the plate… oh the Diablo’s enchiladas… enchiladas with a habanero sauce on it… sooo good…
Cooper DeJean, *our* Jackie Robinson 😏
"you dont' have the qualifications" BHAHAHAHA
kirk ferentz be cranking them out, straight from iowa city
That griddy laid me OUT 😂😂
Before i watched this i was literally telling my bro about how i NEVER scout white DBs in NCAA.
Guess im about to bring them back now 😂😂😂
When I tell people racism can be so funny. This is what I mean lmao. Love it.
I’m white and I’m a corner on average I get 9 picks a season and on average I get 4 pick 6’s a year. But the “whoa dude you got that run from the cop speed dude”😂😂😂😂 that got me dying
Unseasoned chicken had me dying 🤣
“ now here’s just a tough and smart player gritty with a high motor. He plays this position with a high football IQ and a real blue collar work ethic. A real lunchpail, kinda guy. The type of guy you want your daughter to date.”
not a db but I love that Reed Blankenship has a photo of a bunch of saltines taped to his locker
actually the funniest sports people on the internet. I dont think ive ever not laughed at any short or video
💪🏻 respectfully,bro😂...
We can't expose too much game
Thank you, Cooper DeJean
DeJawn and Blankenship be like:
I was a white safety and every other teammate was black the shit was hilarious
For sure this guy is a father, changes the batteries in his smoke detector and is not on the run from the IRS.
That Griddy almost murdered me 😭
NOOOOO NOT THE KIRK COUSINS GRIDDY!!!😂😂😂😂😂
These guys don't miss.
Damn, i think that "ketchup is spicy" actually hurt me, man i eat burnin' hot buffalo wings every time i got some
This is probably the funniest short you guys have made and that is saying something😂
The camera work... The zoom then he said put them chains on you was fire
run from the cop speed is crazy
That griddy got me rolling 💀
What was that griddy bc that had my crying laughing
"I wanna play db when I grow up mom"- white child
"No?!?!" - coach horrifed
As a white guy who started at CB, this is unfortunately accurate.
that Gritty gave me the chills.
So funny. I never watched anime but it seems to have some influence in this comedy. With the vocals of the white defensive back.
The fake griddy at the end got me
There hasn't been a white corner in the NFL in 20 years. This year we will have 3
The griddy sound effect took me out
Ketchup is spicy is so funny followed by unseasoned chicken haha
The griddy 😂😂😂😂😂
Eric Weddle with his 6 pro bowls and 5 all pro seasons: "Am i a joke to you"
Troy Apke, Harrison Smith, there's alot of SAFETIES that are white.. so DB was a poor cho9ce of words.. but CB? Practically extinct.. aside from Cooper dejean and Riley moss I can't even think of any others lol
Riley Moss
The griddy was tight 🤣🤣🤣
Coach had the same reaction everyone does when they hear the words, "Tactical nuke inbound."
My bro is also white and played db in high school and is also an eagles fan who just drafted a white db, pretty much been laughing all day about this good one. Also eat twenty years of hot sauce like me and ketchup no longer has taste and ghost pepper sauce isnt even a challenge, should i be worried?
Jason Sehorn is this reminds me of.
Cooper Dejean placed on NFI list with hamstring injury... it's so joever for the caucasian corner...
Unseasoned chicken got me good man
Especially as a white guy - I get it
Racial humor is the best
“You got that running from the cops speed” 😂😂
This is comedy gold muh boi😂😭
Unseasoned chicken 🍗 baby 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Cooper DeJean is out there smiling
This needs a part 2
Running from the cops xd
Nga said I thought they were extinct
Respectfully Bruhhh 😂😂😂
Unseasoned chicken baby lol.
70 years of civil rights efforts gone in an instant
last time ive seen a black dude this locked up was 1864
this the whitest comment ive seen in a while, i love it
hol up your missing a 👴🏻
😂😂😂😂
naaaaaaaaaah wait until the ogs see this one
Last time I’ve seen a black dude this locked up was 1864👴🏻