The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Stream air date 20/06/24
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[@pakijetli]

Hahaha there's literally no bigger advocate for point 4 than limmy to his chat.

[@noklarok]

"i'll dae what ah want" .. spoken like a true Satanist

[@providief]

dae whit thee want

[@EruIluvatar5]

I remember being 15.

[@Dr.UldenWascht]

1:10 Limmy giving us "the ready signal" before he reads 5.

[@ashwanibhola3766]

Or, he may be practicing the traditional "snake hiss" greeting you give to fellow Satanists. 🐍🐍

[@jap7384]

He's dipping his toe

[@blackmichael75]

Jehovah only had 10 rules, but LaVey's go all the way up to 11.

[@EruIluvatar5]

LMAO Hell yeah, Limmy.

[@pyssed8903]

last rule is literally: STOP, WHAT DID GOD DO?

[@nickhobbs6514]

I remember in the 90s before the internet we didn't know about the existence of incels, and never had to read their opinions on a daily basis; I actually took Anton LaVey and his followers seriously and with a bit of trepidation. I thought they must be super serious and impressive scary guys like in a movie. Not basement goths who couldn't get D&D partners.
The world was so much more magical back then.

[@lordhoot1]

*magickal

[@paladro]

actually, 'do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law' is quite satanist... welcome to the club limmy

[@Comedy-xo1xp]

🎶"Wherever I lay my japseye, that's my lair." 🎶 -Paul Young 😈

[@neiluk1470]

Cancelled

@@neiluk1470 I'm a British born descendent of a Hongkonger, am I allowed to tell you you're not allowed to cancel someone for saying "japseye" in a convoluted comment that references a 1980's cover of a Marvin Gaye song by Paul Young on the comments section of a UA-cam channel that takes all its content from Limmy's Twitch stream? I'm no expert by any means but I think the number of Japanese people who might take offense is probably quite minimal.

[@meu02136]

All the rules are pretty reasonable

[@CP-tn6vl]

please stop, you're bothering me

[@jpeg204]

Well not really, some of them are stupid, but the main thing is the way they’re written, it literally sounds like an edgy 13 year old wrote them.

[@SpicyRikers]

A think it's more the "superiority" feeling you get when reading it, it's written in a way that seems a bit over the top and edgy, but aye the general premise isnt bad imo

[@Meladjusted]

One of them is about acknowledging the power of magic.