Stay Woke with Matthew McConaughey

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2019
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 145

  • @kassyreyes5525
    @kassyreyes5525 4 роки тому +962

    Wait a damn min.. Noel knows what it’s like to sleep next to Cody

    • @badrzouhir4880
      @badrzouhir4880 4 роки тому +42

      Kassy Reyes they’ve been on a tour bus for so long. They slept near each other

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 4 роки тому +126

      Pretty sugargay

    • @kassyreyes5525
      @kassyreyes5525 4 роки тому +7

      Badr Zouhir I know I was jk

    • @kaitlynn6976
      @kaitlynn6976 4 роки тому +57

      Badr Zouhir yeah, without kelsey there cody needs someone to spoon him, obviously

    • @Dan-iy3cj
      @Dan-iy3cj 4 роки тому +3

      @@kaitlynn6976 stop making noel and cody a gay thing

  • @Astrologyandstuff
    @Astrologyandstuff 4 роки тому +463

    I’m from the same town in Texas he is from, Longview, and I can tell you his voice and cadence is typical in our area! East Texans have a really long drawn out way of speaking. Tons of country folks sound exactly like that, so it’s kind of like having an entire town full of Matthew McConaugheys...conversations take hours.

    • @user-xh8nu
      @user-xh8nu 4 роки тому +60

      i lost my shit when u said "its like having an entire town full of matthew mcconaugheys"

    • @norceenhamdi
      @norceenhamdi 4 роки тому +2

      lmaoooo

    • @supremebuffalo6322
      @supremebuffalo6322 4 роки тому +10

      I read your comment in slow motion for extra immersion

    • @11darkfuneral11
      @11darkfuneral11 3 роки тому

      You didn’t have to do us like that at the end......it was too much........

    • @mystmuffin3600
      @mystmuffin3600 2 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @munky7
    @munky7 4 роки тому +683

    i go to UT and he’s always on campus just walking around, vibing

    • @hellotiffy22
      @hellotiffy22 4 роки тому +31

      Jennifer Rodriguez he’s been an assistant professor since 2016

    • @kelly82485
      @kelly82485 4 роки тому +10

      How is he? Have u talked to him? Im surprised he doesn't get mobbed. Do people in Texas just know how to act better than anywhere else? 😂 Or is it just the shit I see of famous people getting mobbed by fans online it's usually in LA. Maybe thats where all the crazies go! I could never just go up to a celeb and freak out on them like sone people do!

    • @r_e046
      @r_e046 4 роки тому +26

      @@kelly82485 I don't think the state Texas is known for being better than everyone else.

    • @norceenhamdi
      @norceenhamdi 4 роки тому +1

      Rd It's nice tho

    • @r_e046
      @r_e046 4 роки тому +5

      @@norceenhamdi Yeah I understand, must be beautiful over there. I'd love to visit it someday but I absolutely deplore the state of America at the moment so it sadly has to wait for a bit.

  • @thepheebsmachine
    @thepheebsmachine 4 роки тому +552

    yeap he was my professor last semester! it’s a course that does really intensive looks into how big budget films get made and how production companies function

    • @BoHorn
      @BoHorn 4 роки тому +22

      Rebekah Fielding thats actually really cool!

    • @noneya7910
      @noneya7910 4 роки тому +7

      What’s he like

    • @lemonadebraids
      @lemonadebraids 4 роки тому +8

      does he actually stink in real life?

    • @kyrstenmarie
      @kyrstenmarie 4 роки тому +1

      That’s awesome!!

    • @ayeyobossman6151
      @ayeyobossman6151 4 роки тому +6

      @@lemonadebraids why would you think he does, he seems like a really cool dude

  • @rachelnicole7844
    @rachelnicole7844 4 роки тому +126

    alternative title: "Matthew McConaughey tries ASMR"

  • @DzejkobsChannel
    @DzejkobsChannel 4 роки тому +126

    cody got this jawline hiding thing figured out now huh

  • @lawenosborne3566
    @lawenosborne3566 4 роки тому +182

    diesel jeans be quaking

  • @brenda012600
    @brenda012600 4 роки тому +112

    I know damn well they’re gonna meet him 🤣

    • @kyrstenmarie
      @kyrstenmarie 4 роки тому +1

      Jesmery A trueee

    • @sbstnpofadder
      @sbstnpofadder 4 роки тому

      You know Ethan and Chris started long before Cody & Noel , with the Lincoln commercials.

    • @josh44026
      @josh44026 4 роки тому

      They gonna tell with him

  • @matthewbetts437
    @matthewbetts437 4 роки тому +32

    “You look dope, you feel dope” 😂

    • @NotAPvmer
      @NotAPvmer 4 роки тому +1

      Matthew Betts you ARE dope

  • @kelly82485
    @kelly82485 4 роки тому +114

    Really guys. Mathew McConaughey doesn't act. He literally just plays himself in every role. Have y'all not realized that yet? 😂

  • @sonicbelmont300
    @sonicbelmont300 4 роки тому +103

    I'm so glad Matthew McConaughey has turned into the weird dad we all knew he could be. And I give him a pass on being such a weirdo since he's legitimately talented.
    You guys really need to talk about Uwe Boll. He makes shitty, low budget video game movies that only get funded because of weird German tax exemption laws, and when people criticize them, he challenges them to boxing matches and beats the fuck outta them. He's one of the biggest pieces of shit out there.

    • @GlitzPixie
      @GlitzPixie 4 роки тому +11

      Uwe Boll gets a pass on going to jail just because it's so hard to believe he really exists, he's like a Chad meme given living form

    • @kelly82485
      @kelly82485 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you for this comment. I just looked him up on here cuz i had no idea who he was and i found a video of him fucking dudes up in the ring and i was cracking the f up! 😂😂😂 He's a damn psycho. In the video it said hes 41!? He looked 60!

  • @mazxsanz17
    @mazxsanz17 4 роки тому +11

    *Pork crackling*- me when I stretch

  • @bogib8113
    @bogib8113 4 роки тому +30

    My uncle wrote the movie the Newton Boy’s which stared him and yes he’s like this all the time. He’s just very very Texan.

  • @Jailbird830
    @Jailbird830 4 роки тому +62

    sip'uh lowng br@Nch

  • @lexijensen603
    @lexijensen603 4 роки тому +287

    This makes me so uncomfortable

  • @Riya-qb1kz
    @Riya-qb1kz 4 роки тому +60

    Woahh noel wakes up next to Cody that was no slip😏😏

  • @Santana_Art
    @Santana_Art 3 роки тому +1

    When you called him a giant holding a pint of beer I lost my shit 😂😂😂

  • @knucklebine4197
    @knucklebine4197 4 роки тому +19

    matt literally goes to my church and he’s the funniest dude

  • @fakharahmadrasul
    @fakharahmadrasul 4 роки тому +25

    McConaughey teaching college kids: "that's the thing about college girls, I keep growing old but they stay the same age"

  • @_bradchavez
    @_bradchavez 4 роки тому +16

    i just want matthew mcconaughey ASMR

    • @alexusbrooke
      @alexusbrooke 4 роки тому

      He has a private youtube channel

  • @Sofia-cj7cn
    @Sofia-cj7cn 4 роки тому +1

    Merry Christmas!

  • @marietyson9178
    @marietyson9178 4 роки тому +1

    This reminds me of videos my friends dad sends her

  • @keithjones5309
    @keithjones5309 4 роки тому +3

    Longbranch is a Wild Turkey that he was involved with in creation. He has some kind of contract with Wild Turkey to promote their product. Longbranch is a bit more pricey thank normal Turkey, it has mesquite smoked wood in the finishing barrel. A little thin on the tongue at 80 proof but good nose.

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 4 роки тому +4

    He really does just keep going

  • @Co-iu6nq
    @Co-iu6nq 4 роки тому +2

    This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time I really needed this

  • @dianamd2331
    @dianamd2331 4 роки тому +9

    i love the fact that Noel knows so much about Cody’s face when he wakes up

  • @diditesammy
    @diditesammy 4 роки тому +21

    title shouldv've been 'stay woke with bradley cooper'

  • @randomhotdogcar
    @randomhotdogcar 4 роки тому

    i love Matthew so

  • @kyrstenmarie
    @kyrstenmarie 4 роки тому +1

    Great video

  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 3 роки тому +1

    Cody and Noel kill me lmaoo

  • @drewbazzell389
    @drewbazzell389 4 роки тому +36

    He looks like burnt toast with a drinking problem

  • @miked16101
    @miked16101 4 роки тому +1

    I was driving while I was listening to this episode and I had to pull into a gas station to fast forward

  • @whatisiswhatable
    @whatisiswhatable 4 роки тому +4

    I don’t know who u guys are or why this is in my feeed but I like it

  • @chupenot
    @chupenot 4 роки тому +1

    just two bros cuddling!

  • @dizzystrawberry
    @dizzystrawberry 4 роки тому +11

    why did i think the screen froze at 2:32

  • @parkerlollis676
    @parkerlollis676 4 роки тому +13

    0:01: sugar gayyyyy

  • @mrgamerwatch100
    @mrgamerwatch100 4 роки тому +11

    cody lookin like frankie muniz

  • @Wigstrom91
    @Wigstrom91 4 роки тому

    Bars!

  • @moey8281
    @moey8281 4 роки тому +2

    Matthew is a Legend.

  • @charlesnewman1364
    @charlesnewman1364 4 роки тому +3

    Long branch is his whiskey

  • @williamklein4374
    @williamklein4374 4 роки тому +2

    Mathew grew up in my town

  • @mistersinister4241
    @mistersinister4241 3 роки тому

    Matthew is like the embodiment of eccentric

  • @icepopz1152
    @icepopz1152 4 роки тому

    We need you 2 in the backseat of a Lincoln road trip

  • @AdityaJha-sj1wm
    @AdityaJha-sj1wm 4 роки тому +38

    I sleep for less than 1 hr and 22 minutes without jet lag my guy.

  • @francisjean-baptiste8965
    @francisjean-baptiste8965 4 роки тому +4

    they need to leave my boy alone lmao

  • @glumer5362
    @glumer5362 4 роки тому

    anyone please help me with who done that bad ass artwork in the background???

  • @mikeynevins1738
    @mikeynevins1738 4 роки тому +6

    They gon meet him for a facts

  • @joedredd1168
    @joedredd1168 4 роки тому +1

    Pork SCRATCHING.

  • @bonesnatcher
    @bonesnatcher 4 роки тому +45

    It's bad asmr oh god

  • @tomorrowtomatoes2847
    @tomorrowtomatoes2847 4 роки тому +2

    Next to Cody 😏😌 I see you, Noel

  • @Deepskies1
    @Deepskies1 4 роки тому +2

    3:23 Cohle Rust? anyone?

  • @johnnyhammersticks88
    @johnnyhammersticks88 3 роки тому

    Is nobody going to address the fact that Cody looks exactly like apolo ohno such a good reference Noel lmao

  • @erikchapman9732
    @erikchapman9732 4 роки тому

    Big cousin energy, lol

  • @Saylerjesse
    @Saylerjesse 4 роки тому

    beer

  • @11darkfuneral11
    @11darkfuneral11 3 роки тому

    He’s perpetually high and certifiably insane.......

  • @Dardessia
    @Dardessia 4 роки тому

    Petition: Change the name of this channel to TMG Podcast Pork Cracklings

  • @JamesJohnson-km1ur
    @JamesJohnson-km1ur 4 роки тому +6

    Hello

  • @NaddaMercenary
    @NaddaMercenary 4 роки тому +3

    I feel like cody gets cuter as he ages. Also Noel. I know you're hispanic. Just admit it. BETTER YET! Save it it for a time when you need hella views. Everyone would die to know. OR DO A BRAND DEAL WITH 23 AND ME holy shit youd get so much money and ad rev. Think about it. Love yall 💋

  • @samals9280
    @samals9280 4 роки тому +13

    STAY AWAY FROM MY DADDY

  • @earfboy2146
    @earfboy2146 4 роки тому +2

    Mathew McKindagay word to Cumtown

  • @shawnf360
    @shawnf360 3 роки тому

    "Matthew can't possibly be like this" these fools have never been to Texas for more than a couple days and it shows

  • @cel9591
    @cel9591 4 роки тому +1

    Did noel just admit that he slept next to cody on the t bus?

  • @tropicalramen7835
    @tropicalramen7835 4 роки тому +8

    I love you guys... come to Puerto Rico please.

  • @pandora7590
    @pandora7590 4 роки тому +1

    So this is what happened when rust cohle quit the force.

  • @zoekennedy9975
    @zoekennedy9975 4 роки тому +2

    why is this hot

  • @BoHorn
    @BoHorn 4 роки тому +8

    *WEIRD ASMR*

  • @whiskeynaqua
    @whiskeynaqua 4 роки тому

    That laugh raped my ears

  • @Dee-iw5yq
    @Dee-iw5yq 4 роки тому +1

    Last time I was this early .... was never

  • @truecrimejungle
    @truecrimejungle 4 роки тому

    LOL ever heard of edtv? He literally acted in a role of himself

  • @gamergod3378
    @gamergod3378 3 роки тому

    Why they bullying matthew macconaghey?

  • @WhatsCookin420
    @WhatsCookin420 4 роки тому +7

    The only dislike is Mathew watching the vid

  • @angelaramsay1778
    @angelaramsay1778 3 роки тому +1

    Matthew Mc is a character. The actor himself is very different as you may see from some interviews re his book 'green lighths'. He is actually , I would say, a very very serious person. That is ok, but i feel uneasy that he actively portrays his 'self' as the act. Creepy

  • @dawnjones82
    @dawnjones82 Рік тому

    Nobody makes me cringe like Matthew mcconaughey ... (except Tom cruise)!

  • @yoinkzen9101
    @yoinkzen9101 4 роки тому

    Sup

  • @kyrstenmarie
    @kyrstenmarie 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂

  • @MrStruggle0
    @MrStruggle0 4 роки тому +6

    Lmao stop making it look like you’re FaceTiming these people ffs

  • @ratchul2628
    @ratchul2628 4 роки тому

    7th

  • @makennarodriguez7589
    @makennarodriguez7589 4 роки тому +4

    first

  • @deannaw9128
    @deannaw9128 4 роки тому

    Brendan Fraser is my HERO

  • @Rulikar
    @Rulikar 4 роки тому +1

    man he did not age well

    • @kelly82485
      @kelly82485 4 роки тому +1

      That's why you dont drink heavily and do drugs! Nah I dont think hes an addict but i know he likes to drink and smoke weed. Im sure hes messed w hard drugs when he was younger but I dont think he was ever a full blown addict. I honestly think its because hes always out in the sun. You always see him w no shirt on at beaches constantly online or in tabloids. Sun is so damaging and I highly doubt he's constantly slathering on spf bc hes extremely tan and its a natural tan not a fake tan you can def tell the difference. Sun and white people don't mix!

  • @jaycopwilson9562
    @jaycopwilson9562 4 роки тому +2

    yoooo
    i was the first dislike 😂😂

  • @JPcanbeanything
    @JPcanbeanything 4 роки тому +2

    Too cringey to watch