TikTok Mom Hacks Are Crazy

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  • @FutureDoco
    @FutureDoco 9 місяців тому +2476

    I'm your 1000th sub!

  • @Windows_Error
    @Windows_Error 9 місяців тому +1206

    Fun fact, the guy who came out with the study saying to ice hurt areas came out again and retracted that statement and said you should be heating it to increase blood flow and speed up the healing process.

    • @bunnygirloftheyear3084
      @bunnygirloftheyear3084 7 місяців тому +59

      unless is bruises

    • @RaposaCadela
      @RaposaCadela 7 місяців тому +69

      to heal yes I guess, but cold can help with pain sometimes I believe

    • @Lexiz2902
      @Lexiz2902 7 місяців тому +30

      As someone with arthritis I can assure you ice helps my inflammation

    • @Windows_Error
      @Windows_Error 7 місяців тому +25

      @@RaposaCadela pain yes, but I’m honestly going to take sped up healing over no pain lol, but to each their own :)

    • @ManlyKirby
      @ManlyKirby 7 місяців тому +44

      ice is for pain, hot is for regeneration time

  • @Jack_Wolfe
    @Jack_Wolfe 2 місяці тому +144

    7:12 AND bacteria. Anything used to clean, if reused, eventually acquires a bacterial colony. Also these sponges thrown into waste arent recyclable or reusable. Paper towel is biodegradable, and breaks up into non harmful bits in waste.

    • @mustafaegv
      @mustafaegv Місяць тому +2

      That's dangerous for the baby

  • @The_cooked_one1
    @The_cooked_one1 3 місяці тому +108

    I love how this guy acts so comedian and is so funny,but he can get serious when he wants,its like hes a different person

  • @Your_average_roblox_youtuber
    @Your_average_roblox_youtuber 9 місяців тому +265

    In the sponge this can be maybe soap in thereThey can maybe poison the baby because on Google it says”cause symptoms of nausea, vomiting, or diarrhea if ingested. Soaps not intended to clean the body are poisonous if ingested” 6:46 so you were correct when you said they are in dangering the baby in the little reenactment^^

    • @RaposaCadela
      @RaposaCadela 7 місяців тому +28

      the sponge is actually the worse than just soap, because they also keep all the filth they're used to clean off, they can be extremely dirty

    • @DragonTheOneDZA
      @DragonTheOneDZA 7 місяців тому +16

      And the sponge has all the bullshit they cleaned with it inside :D

    • @GuyWhoLikesHorrorGames
      @GuyWhoLikesHorrorGames 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@DragonTheOneDZA like the bed at night

    • @Anonymous_Hlollol
      @Anonymous_Hlollol 7 місяців тому +1

      @@GuyWhoLikesHorrorGames😨

    • @konradlove7619
      @konradlove7619 6 місяців тому +4

      She is at least getting a noble prize for discovering 11 new dieses with her baby as a "volunteer" to test them👍😁

  • @WallyDaWerewolf
    @WallyDaWerewolf 5 місяців тому +845

    The fact the kid said “no!” When one of the toys was being cut. Poor kid.

    • @NuggetMasterTommy
      @NuggetMasterTommy 4 місяці тому +74

      they also said "Chicken?" man this kid is seeing it all

    • @WallyDaWerewolf
      @WallyDaWerewolf 4 місяці тому +48

      @@NuggetMasterTommy it’s bad parenting to butcher your kid’s toys like don’t do that😭

    • @Fard-pb9ww
      @Fard-pb9ww 4 місяці тому +34

      i cant tell if they are trying to fucking *kill* or *poison* the kid.

    • @tihomirlojpur9812
      @tihomirlojpur9812 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@Fard-pb9ww both bro..

    • @Read_surah_al-fatihah
      @Read_surah_al-fatihah 3 місяці тому +3

      @@tihomirlojpur9812 bro was killed by poison

  • @tsvetkabeluhova4545
    @tsvetkabeluhova4545 2 місяці тому +49

    1:57 chicken?
    I love how calm she was literally decapitating her chicken

  • @RaevLee
    @RaevLee 9 місяців тому +562

    the chicken one was the dumbest thing ive seen yet 😭

  • @axuwu6939
    @axuwu6939 9 місяців тому +1307

    “This will save you so much money!” *flushes cash down the toilet*

  • @EdwardRobinson32
    @EdwardRobinson32 Місяць тому +56

    0:25 The diddy towel

    • @y_oi
      @y_oi Місяць тому +2

      You are new

    • @y_oi
      @y_oi Місяць тому +1

      Hmmm

    • @SpiderKingAnime
      @SpiderKingAnime Місяць тому +1

      WHAT

    • @K1ttenCr4fts
      @K1ttenCr4fts Місяць тому +3

      LMAOO😭-

    • @PURIN0A
      @PURIN0A Місяць тому +4

      Diddy: "Ah. That there is either my 1000th bottle or my 1001th bottle. Anyway mine now!!" 😊

  • @AGreenRatNamedZip
    @AGreenRatNamedZip 7 місяців тому +974

    "chicken?" *Beheading toy noises*

    • @stickmangamer8731
      @stickmangamer8731 7 місяців тому +8

      Hunchback

    • @davidhobbs356
      @davidhobbs356 7 місяців тому +5

      @@stickmangamer8731what? 💀

    • @Zom_bike
      @Zom_bike 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@davidhobbs356 he means by 3:50

    • @fruity-scuad
      @fruity-scuad 6 місяців тому +8

      That was straight up evil 🗣🗣🗣

    • @GlitchPloit
      @GlitchPloit 6 місяців тому +1

      Reminds me of the chicken, (half life 2 stalker screen)

  • @bloodlillies7178
    @bloodlillies7178 7 місяців тому +434

    For people with children that have bath toys, don't butcher their toys. Yes they will get moldy inside, but you just need to regularly wash them out in a warm, diluted white vinegar bath. Or just use bleach. Make sure to squish the toys in the solution a couple of times so that the mold can soak, leave them in the solution for about 15-20 minutes. Then give them an extremely thorough rinse, you won't get all of the mold out. But it will certainly be better than nothing. And if you clean the toys every couple of months, you can keep the amount of mold build up down by a lot.

    • @hamburger_eatspie
      @hamburger_eatspie 6 місяців тому +19

      So that means no more cutting up rubber ducks?

    • @danfam46
      @danfam46 6 місяців тому +1

      I ain’t reading that

    • @bloodlillies7178
      @bloodlillies7178 6 місяців тому +25

      @danfam46 it ain't even that long🤣

    • @Hazels_Dream
      @Hazels_Dream 5 місяців тому +22

      @@danfam46 Don’t cut up bath toys
      Soak in a warm, diluted white vinegar OR bleach
      Squish toys to soak in solution
      Let them sit for 15-20 mins
      Give a EXTREMELY thorough rinse
      I haven’t tested or researched any of this. I’m just simplifying given information into steps.

    • @juliocesarcamilo5132
      @juliocesarcamilo5132 5 місяців тому +1

      i think thats better than beheading the toys infront of the child

  • @foxtatertot
    @foxtatertot Місяць тому +21

    The velcro on the baby LITERALLY happens in A Goofy Movie 😂 oh my gosh, that is wild.

  • @TheEpicMemer3000
    @TheEpicMemer3000 9 місяців тому +1470

    "Things I wish I didn't know as a first time mom" 💀

    • @Raydinosaurmaster
      @Raydinosaurmaster 7 місяців тому +11

      20 likes but no reply’s huh werid

    • @silicoem
      @silicoem 7 місяців тому +12

      @@Raydinosaurmaster why the ' 😭

    • @keroppib4ptista
      @keroppib4ptista 7 місяців тому +15

      @@silicoemautocorrect is having a seizure across all aple devices

    • @cjsantiago4035
      @cjsantiago4035 7 місяців тому

      @@keroppib4ptistafor

    • @wettoaster34
      @wettoaster34 7 місяців тому

      bro istg 98% of the “comments” start with “bro” and end with “💀” like shut the hell up

  • @GirlOfTheTardis
    @GirlOfTheTardis 7 місяців тому +198

    Never hide medicine or even foods your child doesn't like into their accepted foods and drinks, if a child loses trust in a food or drink they may never touch it again, and it could lead to an anxiety based eating disorder like ARFID

    • @kaseyberghaus5979
      @kaseyberghaus5979 5 місяців тому +10

      Yes I agree

    • @NoeliaRodriguez-fh4te
      @NoeliaRodriguez-fh4te 4 місяці тому +4

      wat is ARFID

    • @GirlOfTheTardis
      @GirlOfTheTardis 4 місяці тому +20

      @NoeliaRodriguez-fh4te it stands for 'avoidant restrictive food intake disorder', its an eating disorder common in children with autism, lots of information online if you'd like to read into it

    • @idonthaveausername.8035
      @idonthaveausername.8035 4 місяці тому +16

      I have AFRID. It basically means extremely picky eating for various reasons, such as trauma, sensory issues, or abnormal lack of interest in food. Also, adults can have it as well.

    • @Bill_Cyper67
      @Bill_Cyper67 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@idonthaveausername.8035 huh I didnt know that, I'm a really picky eater I only eat maybe 6 or less types of food, is that a sign of Afrid? Or am I just really picky?

  • @texx_isbetter
    @texx_isbetter 3 місяці тому +35

    2:11 “dont ask questions sweetie or youll be next”
    *_proceeds to saw a cows head off_*

  • @arlicotterill6532
    @arlicotterill6532 9 місяців тому +1420

    The fact that the child said chicken😢

    • @Annathemochi
      @Annathemochi 9 місяців тому +85

      I feel so bad for her.😢

    • @DaRoger09
      @DaRoger09 7 місяців тому +3

      Screw the mom

    • @Kitysgachaiquit
      @Kitysgachaiquit 7 місяців тому +58

      ​@user-kz4zn1xq8o
      Same! Like imagine watching your bath toys get decapitated! Trauma for life.

    • @Discoverwithkate
      @Discoverwithkate 7 місяців тому +11

      Timelapse?

    • @arlicotterill6532
      @arlicotterill6532 7 місяців тому +19

      @@Discoverwithkate 1:55

  • @Doodle_Animates0
    @Doodle_Animates0 4 місяці тому +797

    When the child so INNOCENTLY said “chicken” legit made me want to cry. Edit: legit I just started a comment war 💀💀

    • @NicoleKoenig-p6n
      @NicoleKoenig-p6n 4 місяці тому +16

      So true

    • @Mattia.12-vr9lf
      @Mattia.12-vr9lf 3 місяці тому +34

      My favorite animal is a chicken and seeing this made me cry

    • @DominicBednar-ot3fn
      @DominicBednar-ot3fn 3 місяці тому +4

      No likes
      Womp womp

    • @KaIclyx_ersm
      @KaIclyx_ersm 3 місяці тому +26

      @Based_Gigachad_001 You’re not a sigma or gigachad, women are not cringe (some are) and dogs actually like their owner

    • @KaIclyx_ersm
      @KaIclyx_ersm 3 місяці тому +11

      @@DominicBednar-ot3fn Bro shut up

  • @noahortiz9252
    @noahortiz9252 2 місяці тому +75

    That baby ain't making it past 5 😭😭

  • @Definitely_not_Octaria
    @Definitely_not_Octaria 9 місяців тому +237

    “Mom did you spike my drink again?” LMFAO 💀💀

    • @korokms
      @korokms 7 місяців тому +3

      amazing profile picture. (yahaha)

    • @muro_does_not_care
      @muro_does_not_care 7 місяців тому +3

      AGAIN??????????????????????????

    • @RobloxGaming-vs8om
      @RobloxGaming-vs8om 6 місяців тому

      What i think LMFAO means, why am i saying this? mi bored lol : LOL MY FU***ING A*** OMG

    • @belosneshkaaaa
      @belosneshkaaaa 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@muro_does_not_careim terrified

    • @Kosoki642
      @Kosoki642 5 місяців тому +2

      Bc its a comedian MEAMEAMEAMEA mom ur scaring me

  • @Deanos362
    @Deanos362 3 місяці тому +216

    "Things i'm grateful I didn't know as a first time mom" 😭

    • @scottgreen9618
      @scottgreen9618 Місяць тому +7

      Godzilla had a stroke reading that and flipping died

    • @BingudTheChristian
      @BingudTheChristian Місяць тому +13

      Me reading that: 💀
      You reading that: 💀
      Your brother reading that: 💀
      Your sister reading that: 💀
      Your older brother reading that: 💀
      Your older sister reading that: 💀
      Your younger brother reading that: 💀
      Your younger sister reading that: 💀
      Your dad reading that: 💀
      Your mom reading that: 💀
      Your grandma reading that: 💀
      Your grandpa reading that: 💀
      Your aunt reading that: 💀
      Your uncle reading that: 💀
      Your dog reading that: 💀
      Your cat reading that: 💀
      Your mouse reading that: 💀
      Your lizard reading that: 💀
      Your snake reading that: 💀
      Your spider reading that: 💀
      Your air reading that: 💀
      Your drink reading that: 💀
      Your burger reading that: 💀
      Your emoji reading that: 💀
      Your Godzilla reading that: 💀
      Your Kong reading that: 💀
      Your reading that reading that: 💀

    • @DieselRobloxYTZ
      @DieselRobloxYTZ Місяць тому +2

      @@BingudTheChristianain’t no way bro wrote all that for 1 comment like

    • @K1ttenCr4fts
      @K1ttenCr4fts Місяць тому +6

      @@BingudTheChristianYour teacher reading that:💀
      Your great grandfather reading that:💀
      Your ancestors reading that:💀
      Your pets reading that:💀
      Your favorite celebrities reading that:💀
      Your grass outside your window reading that:💀
      Your body pillows of someone reading that:💀
      Your great grandmother reading that:💀
      Your cousin reading that:💀
      Your favorite characters from your favorite show reading that:💀
      The sun reading that:💀
      The moon reading that:💀
      Your chair reading that:💀
      Your toothbrush reading that:💀
      Your fan reading that:💀
      Your blanket reading that:💀
      Your classroom reading that:💀
      Your homework assignment reading that:💀
      Kamala Harris reading that:💀
      Donald trump reading that:💀
      Albert Einstein reading that:💀

    • @My-bestie-is-toxic
      @My-bestie-is-toxic Місяць тому +2

      Update reply: fr tho

  • @nateB-l7k
    @nateB-l7k 2 місяці тому +31

    3:20 this has gotta be child abuse, right?

    • @ccduckieo3141
      @ccduckieo3141 Місяць тому +2

      100%

    • @InfernalX-v1g
      @InfernalX-v1g Місяць тому +2

      Im actually distgusted by this, if they want a child THEY SHOULD WATCH HIM/HER

    • @landon.jpeg2
      @landon.jpeg2 Місяць тому +1

      @@InfernalX-v1ghim/her ☠️ just say them bro

    • @InfernalX-v1g
      @InfernalX-v1g 29 днів тому

      @@landon.jpeg2 i dont wanna offend anyone cuz ya know the LGBTQ blah blah plus thing is gonna kill me

    • @aeerooi
      @aeerooi 29 днів тому

      ​@@landon.jpeg2 is not that deep lil bro

  • @Fizzyflower101
    @Fizzyflower101 7 місяців тому +402

    *cuts open toy*
    “OH CRAP THERES NO MOLD SORRY HONEY”

    • @wa-fc5lb
      @wa-fc5lb 6 місяців тому +9

      Hot glue gun

    • @Jonx-jj1ip
      @Jonx-jj1ip 6 місяців тому +15

      *cuts open hot glue gun*

    • @ZytraOfTheZombieVariety
      @ZytraOfTheZombieVariety 6 місяців тому +13

      *Hot glues the hot glue gun back together with hot glue from a hot glue gun*

    • @RalMaybe
      @RalMaybe 6 місяців тому +9

      Cuts open the hot glue gun I used to glue the hot glue gun back together

    • @cememems283
      @cememems283 6 місяців тому +10

      @@RalMaybe Hot glues the glue gun i used to hot glue gun the hot glue gun together

  • @TheSheep1
    @TheSheep1 7 місяців тому +49

    7:26 lol I’m so dead my soul commented this 💀

    • @GamesU-YT
      @GamesU-YT 7 місяців тому +1

      ikr

    • @C0RRlNowo
      @C0RRlNowo 6 місяців тому

      It actually is useful, it’s a safety hack, not a money hack, search it up 😊

    • @C0RRlNowo
      @C0RRlNowo 6 місяців тому +1

      Nvm my reply, I thought you were talking about the hack after

  • @Bonk_YT_Alt
    @Bonk_YT_Alt Місяць тому +18

    8:26 “mom, why does this yogurt taste funny?” “because it’s a comedian! *m e a e h a h a h a h a* “
    “mom, you’re scaring me…”

  • @mikasmthin185
    @mikasmthin185 9 місяців тому +61

    2:07 if that kid was me currently I would've said: "Dude mom, it's not like I am gonna saw that thing myself and make sure to lick up all the dirt!"
    9:25 the mom could've at LEAST kept the pizza in the plastic so that there wouldn't be a chance for the pizza to break onto the ground

  • @IsabelleSnider
    @IsabelleSnider 9 місяців тому +58

    That’s insane that she would do this, personally I would never do that to my child. The way she makes it seem normal is disgusting for example when she smashed the pizza or when she used the sponge to clean then squeezed it back in is nasty, like she is basically just spending “$5” to give her kids some sort of sickness and then have to pay the doctors or who am I kidding! She would make a hack for the poor kids like she would put her kids upside down and shake them in-till DEATH. please don’t do this to your kids it’s really wrong😢

  • @uuuranusss
    @uuuranusss 3 місяці тому +11

    “Because its a comedian!”
    *”bAaAaAaAa”*
    “Mom you’re scaring me 😰”
    I love that part lmao

  • @AMBLEJAN
    @AMBLEJAN 7 місяців тому +574

    Oh my God the way the little girl said "Chicken?🥺" when her mother was beheading it was so heartbreaking...

    • @Redfromangrybirdsedits
      @Redfromangrybirdsedits 7 місяців тому +8

      Womp womp

    • @Papryk1303
      @Papryk1303 6 місяців тому +72

      @@Redfromangrybirdsedits that is not funny lil timmy

    • @stephaniegiacco7524
      @stephaniegiacco7524 6 місяців тому

      @@Redfromangrybirdsedits😐

    • @JaceTheSilly
      @JaceTheSilly 6 місяців тому +35

      @@Papryk1303agreed also What’s with these homies, dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? Woo-hoo But you know I’m yours Woo-hoo And I know you’re mine Woo-hoo (And that’s for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you’re Mary Tyler Moore I don’t care what they say about us anyway I don’t care about that Don’t you ever fear, I’m always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian Woo-hoo And you know I’m yours Woo-hoo And I know you’re mine Woo-hoo (And that’s for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you’re Mary Tyler Moore I don’t care what they say about us anyway I don’t care about that I don’t care about that Bang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang and you’re down on the floor Oh no! What do we do? Don’t look now, but I lost my shoe I can’t run, and I can’t kick What’s the matter babe, are you feeling sick? What’s the matter, what’s the matter, what’s the matter you? What’s the matter babe, are you feeling blue? Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you’re Mary Tyler Moore I don’t care what they say about us anyway I don’t care about that I don’t care about that I don’t care about that I don’t care about that

    • @eepyrz
      @eepyrz 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@@JaceTheSillynot reading allat

  • @the-pomelo-effect
    @the-pomelo-effect 8 місяців тому +238

    3:57 If the little demon manages to lockpick the padlock, you could always throw them into the iron maiden for a few weeks, it works perfectly! 🥰

    • @penguin_Penguins
      @penguin_Penguins 7 місяців тому +13

      As a punishment or an execution?

    • @OctoCat5749
      @OctoCat5749 7 місяців тому

      Both​@@penguin_Penguins

    • @Awesome_channel-f8r
      @Awesome_channel-f8r 6 місяців тому +8

      @@penguin_Penguins both

    • @yodude5000hunter
      @yodude5000hunter 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Awesome_channel-f8r yes Rico is both at the same time

    • @Drew_VR
      @Drew_VR 6 місяців тому +2

      Whats the iron maiden
      Edit: i regret googling that

  • @Red_Fantasy_Jolly
    @Red_Fantasy_Jolly Місяць тому +29

    1:59 That's not Chicken...

  • @Maya1_404
    @Maya1_404 7 місяців тому +23

    6:44 oh hell nah if my mom did that to my 1 YEAR OLD LITTLE SIBLINGS I would take care of them completely by myself.

    • @kianking578
      @kianking578 4 місяці тому +2

      Good thing this didn't happen to me

  • @justamicrowave5297
    @justamicrowave5297 7 місяців тому +31

    Mom life hacks are just spending more money to make something you could have gotten for cheaper to look like you’re saving money when you’re actually losing money.
    Realistically though, there were some good ones. Hiding cough medicine in a young child’s food is perfectly fine if they just won’t take it normally, and I think the pacifier in the freezer is to help teething pain. Also, the egg thing is probably about eggs that were cracked before you buy them, the eggs cracking in the freezer should be safe.
    Some of these were just stupid though. The sponge one had me dying!

  • @PokecraftGD
    @PokecraftGD 3 дні тому +1

    2:46 some random stuff I remember from the Boy Scout first aid merit badge: you need so also keep the bones connected to it secured, not just the broken one

  • @elevenzTV
    @elevenzTV  9 місяців тому +49

    Which mom hack was the craziest?

    • @SKBIDISIGMAS
      @SKBIDISIGMAS 9 місяців тому

      Hi

    • @Xeno-Da-Pupper
      @Xeno-Da-Pupper 9 місяців тому +2

      Def the whisk baby bottle cleaner
      IEK WHAT TF

    • @Num1coinpinshipper
      @Num1coinpinshipper 9 місяців тому

      2 replies? 6 likes?
      Lemme fix thaf

    • @jannholmes7436
      @jannholmes7436 9 місяців тому

      3 Replies and 7 Likes? Let me fix that

    • @Stupid_alien_cat311
      @Stupid_alien_cat311 9 місяців тому +3

      @@jannholmes7436I hate this trend you are not creative in the slightest

  • @Fandroid_INC-v1
    @Fandroid_INC-v1 7 місяців тому +130

    9:10 “mom did you spike my drink-“
    *-fucking-* *faints*

    • @TheSheep1
      @TheSheep1 7 місяців тому +12

      “Did you spike my drink aga-“
      *literally **-fucking-** dies*

    • @ChillyUltraKill
      @ChillyUltraKill 6 місяців тому +4

      The juice in the drink is fucking evil.

    • @notbrawlersam
      @notbrawlersam 5 місяців тому +4

      My mom does the same thing but with f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ laxatives, she says I need to get skinny

    • @Unknown_Entity7418
      @Unknown_Entity7418 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@notbrawlersamWHAT.

    • @Highqualityscreech
      @Highqualityscreech 4 місяці тому +1

      @@notbrawlersam HOLY-

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon Місяць тому +12

    3:32 this could be dangerous, isn’t it?
    I mean I heard that a baby died like that once (sitting on a sofa & not getting good circulation to the head)

  • @AM-pz6xu
    @AM-pz6xu 7 місяців тому +82

    The pacifier one kinda makes sense if the kid is growing teeth, but the rest are savage!

    • @Just_.looka._yay
      @Just_.looka._yay 4 місяці тому +4

      Yeah sure let's just give the baby brain freeze

    • @deadlyimages
      @deadlyimages 2 місяці тому

      @@Just_.looka._yaydo you have kids?

    • @NuclearFissionDotCore
      @NuclearFissionDotCore Місяць тому

      ​@@Just_.looka._yayOnly happens with swallowed drink or ice, and also not harmful.

    • @williamstark9568
      @williamstark9568 Місяць тому

      Brain freeze isn't harmful... I think.

    • @itsmxtwist
      @itsmxtwist Місяць тому

      I actually think frozen tethers are actually used to help with teething

  • @CocoMa54
    @CocoMa54 9 місяців тому +32

    The first thing that comes to mind oh she’s sweet, but a psycho just take away that sweet part. Oh she’s mean

  • @username-ue7mp
    @username-ue7mp Місяць тому +12

    6:50 “Mommy why does my milk taste like soap?”

  • @MeisPug
    @MeisPug 9 місяців тому +144

    5 minute crafts ❌
    30 second crafts ✅

    • @ChillyUltraKill
      @ChillyUltraKill 8 місяців тому +4

      @IonRubywow. So cool. Don’t care either way

    • @petergriffin_gaming
      @petergriffin_gaming 6 місяців тому +2

      it’s more like 5 hour crafts 💀

    • @Exterminator2BS
      @Exterminator2BS 6 місяців тому

      @@petergriffin_gaming5 ways to torture your children craft!

    • @TheGosgosh
      @TheGosgosh 6 місяців тому

      5 months grafts 🗿

    • @King_SillyNoobs
      @King_SillyNoobs 5 місяців тому +1

      Nah, it's crazy mom crafts.

  • @vickywashere
    @vickywashere 7 місяців тому +51

    10:44 she used frozen water to give to the baby because it helps sooth the babies gums because they are growing teeth and they need relief from the pain so the ice helps.

    • @silaswilbur
      @silaswilbur 6 місяців тому +4

      Yeah that one was actually really good advice.

    • @TheGosgosh
      @TheGosgosh 6 місяців тому +4

      @@silaswilbur not an expert, but I’d say hard no. The ice is too much, even using the freezer instead of just the fridge could be too much cold exposure over too long.
      And even if the tissue would be fine, it could just drain too much temperature.

  • @TheGamingStoat
    @TheGamingStoat Місяць тому +6

    7:10 not to mention that sponges get bacteria build-up and should be replaced two weeks, which most NORMAL people don't do!

  • @MmmPie130
    @MmmPie130 3 місяці тому +64

    5:38 babies physically can't eat eggs either way 💀 (no I'm not joking that shit can kill them)

    • @haq248
      @haq248 2 місяці тому +2

      Womp womp 💀💀💀

    • @Disireed
      @Disireed 2 місяці тому

      @@haq248GET OUT!!

    • @AdamCubillas-r8n
      @AdamCubillas-r8n 2 місяці тому +13

      The hell you mean womp womp

    • @Itwoukdmeantheworldiflike
      @Itwoukdmeantheworldiflike 2 місяці тому

      ​​@@haq248tf you mean?
      "Yippee I just killed my fucking child, womp womp💀"
      Like dawg this ain't something joke about.

    • @tjautomatin4145
      @tjautomatin4145 2 місяці тому +14

      ​@@haq248 how would you feel if someone fed you something your body can't process correctly

  • @123-k9t3u
    @123-k9t3u Місяць тому +9

    did you know that the dirtiest thing in the whole entire house is a sponge 7:00

  • @teleighapeavy
    @teleighapeavy 9 місяців тому +22

    Me: "child protection services"

  • @catwell88
    @catwell88 Місяць тому +2

    To be fair, putting medicine in their food or mixed with juice is a good way of getting a stubborn little kid to take their meds. Especially for an exhausting mom with a sick kid. Not past toddler age because they can understand taking meds after that.

  • @EMKAYisOHKAY
    @EMKAYisOHKAY 9 місяців тому +156

    It's pretty obvious that it's a mom trolling the internet XD

    • @TheOneWhoKnocks-qx3nn
      @TheOneWhoKnocks-qx3nn 7 місяців тому +5

      No not really

    • @tragicreeze
      @tragicreeze 7 місяців тому +12

      @@TheOneWhoKnocks-qx3nn no it's pretty obvious. i can't take any of these seriously.

    • @RaposaCadela
      @RaposaCadela 7 місяців тому +33

      what is scary is that the internet is stupid enough to fall for it, and take it as advice

    • @Blue_Sonnet
      @Blue_Sonnet 6 місяців тому +16

      ​@@TheOneWhoKnocks-qx3nn It's the epitome of something called "ragebaiting".
      Basically the video creator will do something to deliberately provoke their audience into engaging with the content by commenting, downvoting or forwarding into someone else. It can be something as innocuous as leaving a stray hair on a cleaning video, or blatantly dangerous as demonstrated here. This example is particularly egregious due to it featuring a very young child & being aimed at first-time mothers, who are genuinely looking for help and advice online.
      The question is, how much of this video was intended to be genuine?
      Almost everything was dangerous, useless or both so I'm thinking it's 100% ragebait material. My concern is that some viewers might take the less obvious "hacks" as genuine and make themselves sick.
      There is nothing so stupid in existence that someone won't try to do it.
      Hopefully this fad will die down soon, they usually do but this one can get bent as far as I'm concerned, as can anyone who pulls this crap to get attention online.

    • @TheOneWhoKnocks-qx3nn
      @TheOneWhoKnocks-qx3nn 6 місяців тому +1

      I am just here clarify with my comment "No,not really" is that some idiotic "people" do this and ironically think what their doing is actually good some examples are flat earthers , A-Vaccine moms, etc you get the idea I'm tired of seeing these sub-species of humans who lack common sense,that I ironically think that,even if they are trolling i think they mean it.thanks for coming to my rant.

  • @НекојНекојоски
    @НекојНекојоски 6 місяців тому +46

    9:37 when she cuts the pizza in half by hitting it on the side of the table, you suggest she should instead use a knife or scissors, but frozen pizzas aren't easy to cut with those tools. I'm not saying her method is better tho, hitting it on the side of the table can make crumbs that fall on the floor or the pizza could break in an unwanted way, but a knife and scissors may not be a good idea as well.

    • @marvelismid
      @marvelismid 5 місяців тому +7

      Then let it defrost for 5 minutes, then cut it??

    • @sunnierfish1952
      @sunnierfish1952 4 місяці тому

      ​@@marvelismidI mean it works and refreezing those pizzas makes them taste like ass

    • @flaminghotsubstance
      @flaminghotsubstance 4 місяці тому +1

      let it fucking unfreeze?????

    • @popcornable4
      @popcornable4 3 місяці тому

      might as well order fucking pizza hut instead of this bullshit

    • @felipovisk972
      @felipovisk972 3 місяці тому

      ​@@sunnierfish1952 false, i love hot old pizza 🤤

  • @aarias75
    @aarias75 Місяць тому +6

    3:05 "but its frozen so the germs are all dead!🙂" GOT ME 😭😭

    • @nikkythedog
      @nikkythedog Місяць тому +2

      Germs dont even die in the cold, it freeze! 💀

    • @robloxcentral79g
      @robloxcentral79g Місяць тому

      Bro has parental controls on

    • @aarias75
      @aarias75 Місяць тому

      ​@@nikkythedogLOL😭😭

  • @ItsSoPreppyInHere523
    @ItsSoPreppyInHere523 6 місяців тому +129

    0:11 *crushes baby cutely

    • @AbsolutMouse
      @AbsolutMouse 6 місяців тому +4

      0:06

    • @19thedumbass
      @19thedumbass 4 місяці тому +1

      *slides hands under dumbbells*

    • @Mochi_the_bear
      @Mochi_the_bear 3 місяці тому

      Nahh 😂😂😂

    • @SecreatSecreat
      @SecreatSecreat 2 місяці тому +4

      Ah yes~ dead baby mashed potatoes

    • @MaryLuvzCece2010
      @MaryLuvzCece2010 2 місяці тому

      Why do people call cannibalism satire, it’s not even funny 😐😐😐

  • @Pixel_Penguin51
    @Pixel_Penguin51 4 місяці тому +51

    At 7:47, it can actually be bad for a child if they drink un-watered down juice however its easier to add a bit of juice and then add water

    • @Shotokan2028
      @Shotokan2028 2 місяці тому +3

      And thats just water with bad taste

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne Місяць тому +1

      Always add acid to water

  • @That-Guy6676
    @That-Guy6676 Місяць тому +16

    You saved negative money, my friend 0:48

    • @uuuuuuvzu
      @uuuuuuvzu Місяць тому

      Forgot about the milk for the carton aswell

    • @baktybekshakirov
      @baktybekshakirov Місяць тому

      Is like oil baby that do that is like 80$

    • @JaimeesGamin
      @JaimeesGamin 23 дні тому +1

      The problem is that you have to keep rebuying baby wipes, and if your a mom you should have baby oil and stuff (most likely to) so you would technically be saying money instead of spending like 20$ a month on baby wipes

    • @Giggledoorsfunny
      @Giggledoorsfunny 15 днів тому

      @@baktybekshakirovi had a stroke reading that

  • @SrBlackiThe3rd
    @SrBlackiThe3rd 5 місяців тому +87

    8:26 mom why does this taste funny
    “BECAUSE ITS A COMEDIAN”
    *proceeds to do the most devious loneey tune sounding laugh*

    • @zachia3
      @zachia3 3 місяці тому +1

      mom your scaring me
      ~the dauhter

    • @channel2themoon
      @channel2themoon 3 місяці тому +1

      MAAHAAHAAAAA-

    • @Madagascar-ty1hs
      @Madagascar-ty1hs 3 місяці тому +1

      @crackle_mcfrackle it's more of a MAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAE

    • @MarkOhara-k1u
      @MarkOhara-k1u 2 місяці тому +1

      mOm yOuR sCaRinG mE

  • @SarahKhan-y2d
    @SarahKhan-y2d 4 місяці тому +24

    "Mom, why does this taste funny?." "Because its a comedian!." the laugh 💀🙏

  • @giasxnw
    @giasxnw 3 місяці тому +3

    Watching this while my mom is on TikTok next to me on the couch: 0:04

  • @Obelus.U83
    @Obelus.U83 9 місяців тому +7

    “BECAUSE ITS A COMEDIAN MAAAAHAAAAHAAAA”
    “Mum youre scaring me😰”

  • @Wario_loves_Garlic
    @Wario_loves_Garlic 4 місяці тому +47

    4:59 There are three things that resurrected:
    1) Jesus
    2) Zombies
    3) This dude

  • @ThatOneBoteman
    @ThatOneBoteman 3 місяці тому +5

    BRO DID NOT HAVE THE PERMISSION TO BE THIS FUNNY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Thomas-in-fyp2024
    @Thomas-in-fyp2024 3 місяці тому +9

    8:27 "Mom? Why does this taste funny?"
    "Because it's a comedian *sigma laugh* "

    • @janichi82
      @janichi82 Місяць тому

      Mom your scaring me

  • @Noah87587
    @Noah87587 9 місяців тому +69

    those babies now have soapy milk and probably have salmonella from those life hacks

  • @CarinaEdelman
    @CarinaEdelman Місяць тому +1

    Honestly I just wanna say this even tho it's completely unrelated to the video . . .
    Lets be thankful that yt has made it an option to make longer videos on yt shorts. I think its helping boosting the attention spans of gen Z and alpha back up (slowly)

  • @Dat_1person
    @Dat_1person 4 місяці тому +112

    That aint 5 minute crafts, thats 7 month construction 😭😭😭

    • @greengreenanimations
      @greengreenanimations 3 місяці тому +4

      LMFAO

    • @realmadridukr
      @realmadridukr 3 місяці тому +7

      That aint 7 month construction that’s 9 hours making 😭😭😭

    • @RoombaBreeze
      @RoombaBreeze 3 місяці тому

      @@realmadridukrFR

    • @leto222
      @leto222 3 місяці тому +4

      2 fortnight creations 😭 😭

    • @silly-goober-807
      @silly-goober-807 3 місяці тому +5

      nahh
      that is 5 years building😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @nova10._.10
    @nova10._.10 9 місяців тому +12

    bro this is better than half the viral vids now days

  • @brianzane1
    @brianzane1 24 дні тому +1

    1:58 "Chicken?" *continues to saw open bath toys as her child is watching*

  • @AuthenticKale
    @AuthenticKale 7 місяців тому +8

    8:23 melting and/or burning plastic creates poisonous fumes. I'm surprised her baby is still alive.

  • @gaborczine8164
    @gaborczine8164 6 місяців тому +42

    8:40 the funny thing is u can only use it a limited amount of times or little becky over here is gonna wake up in silent hill

    • @steveoevo
      @steveoevo 5 місяців тому +1

      Can you explain why people are saying that if you take too much Benadryl you’ll go to silent hill?

    • @Turtlemations
      @Turtlemations 4 місяці тому +1

      @@steveoevo idk but I think you die when you drink it

    • @realBOBreal
      @realBOBreal 4 місяці тому +5

      @@steveoevoi know im like a month late to reply but benadryl is extremely dangerous in high doses especially for children and is actually a popular way that troubled teens use to make themselves go bye bye

    • @apoi__7607
      @apoi__7607 2 місяці тому

      ​@@steveoevoidk but i know benadryl is a deliriant at higher doses (so an hallucinogenic but you see and hear more scary stuff and you actually can't tell the difference between real and hallucinations) and is toxic at even higher doses
      There's also multiple reports of people that felt they got in another dimension where only "shadow people" exists

  • @Malcolm-DavidPousthy-Barrett
    @Malcolm-DavidPousthy-Barrett Місяць тому +2

    What’s funny is that on other times he spams made up words to AI until it breaks and makes shorts about terrible haircuts he found online and this time he is lecturing 8 yr olds like me about health safety,how to be a good parent and grow a healthy and strong baby 😂😂

  • @Deadly_Ducky123
    @Deadly_Ducky123 7 місяців тому +4

    “Things I wish I never learnt as a first time mom because now that I have, I can’t stop endangering my child and potentially killing them”

  • @Sooz3112
    @Sooz3112 7 місяців тому +26

    3:35 was hilarious
    “Just to glue the him to the sofa”😂 so funny

  • @Piniata460
    @Piniata460 Місяць тому +1

    I really think this is better then what diddy had for plan with his baby oil 0:34

  • @jaunsun
    @jaunsun 3 місяці тому +33

    1:43 I actually feel really bad for the kid

    • @simonadjordjevic1856
      @simonadjordjevic1856 3 місяці тому +2

      143 I LOVE YOU

    • @jaunsun
      @jaunsun 3 місяці тому

      @@simonadjordjevic1856 thanks?

    • @jaunsun
      @jaunsun 2 місяці тому

      @@simonadjordjevic1856 what

  • @JudeVerdialez-mt3hs
    @JudeVerdialez-mt3hs 3 місяці тому +13

    the kid has a super villain origin

  • @gamerbro6669
    @gamerbro6669 21 день тому +1

    I nearly died(of laughter) while watching this.

  • @buffboyduff2299
    @buffboyduff2299 7 місяців тому +9

    “MA’M DROP THE GUN YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS”
    “things I wish I knew as a first time mom!”

  • @TheREALpurple7
    @TheREALpurple7 5 місяців тому +40

    9:47 what about using a damn PIZZA CUTTER! THATS KINDA THE WHOLE REASON IT EXISTS

    • @fatmamd9661
      @fatmamd9661 3 місяці тому +1

      ITS HELLA FROZEN HOW DO YOU USE A PIZZA CUTTER THAT THING IS SHIT IT CANT EVEN GIVE YOU A PAPER CUT

    • @popcornable4
      @popcornable4 3 місяці тому +3

      HOW ABOUT LETTING IT FUCKING UNFREEZE BEFORE YOU CUT IT?? MIGHT AS WELL ORDER PIZZA HUT INSTEAD? ITS BETTER THAN THIS BULLSHIT

    • @TheREALpurple7
      @TheREALpurple7 3 місяці тому +1

      @@popcornable4 GODDAMN I GET IT

    • @Wario_loves_Garlic
      @Wario_loves_Garlic 3 місяці тому +1

      I can say that here in Italy, those things are common, but we can also just use a fucking fork and knife. It's not that hard.

    • @TheREALpurple7
      @TheREALpurple7 3 місяці тому

      @@Wario_loves_Garlic but why would you use it on a frozen pizza? or are you talking about unfrozen pizza?

  • @Hyperchaoticcybernightmare.
    @Hyperchaoticcybernightmare. 23 дні тому +3

    3:40 almost every single "hack" is just the mom not wanting to be bothered or pay attention to their child

  • @WafflesWithWings
    @WafflesWithWings 7 місяців тому +16

    7:41 she watered it down so it’s like baby juice, but baby juice is only 6$s :/

  • @GuckBernie
    @GuckBernie 6 місяців тому +159

    0:02 Are you british or something

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon Місяць тому +9

    8:20 is she sick? This looks like too much to be the proper dosage…

  • @buggus6A
    @buggus6A 7 місяців тому +26

    Kid: “Chicken?😢”
    Parent: *aggressively beheads*

  • @cold_blue2370
    @cold_blue2370 7 місяців тому +66

    1:57 Chicken?

    • @SnakePiy788
      @SnakePiy788 6 місяців тому +8

      Chicken dead.

    • @cold_blue2370
      @cold_blue2370 6 місяців тому +3

      🐔

    • @Nickster1983
      @Nickster1983 6 місяців тому +4

      Chicken ain't looking to good tho 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Grayestspore
      @Grayestspore 5 місяців тому +3

      he’s going to “kfc”

    • @Gakjelas111
      @Gakjelas111 4 місяці тому +3

      "Why the chicken headless :( ? "

  • @ravioli_826
    @ravioli_826 Місяць тому +1

    Velcroing the baby to the couch is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

  • @Discoverwithkate
    @Discoverwithkate 7 місяців тому +8

    6:45 THATS A DIRTY SPONGE MY JAW DROPPED
    7:21 I was thinking of 💩 too 😭
    THE BOTTLE SAYS “ DR BROWN “ 😭

  • @ToastedNuggie
    @ToastedNuggie 5 місяців тому +17

    3:58 lmao actually made my day

  • @flippyracetarney7866
    @flippyracetarney7866 29 днів тому +1

    TIPS I WISH I KNEW AS A FIRST TIME MURDERER I MEAN MOM-
    1. Baby food costs too much? Just don’t buy it! Feed your baby some organic dirt!
    2. Don’t have a mop to clean up messes? Just don’t! It’s a lot easier and makes the ground slippier for the baby to have fun on!
    3. Costs too much to raise a baby? Just don’t!
    4. Don’t have enough money? Let your baby gamble!

  • @guineapiglady2841
    @guineapiglady2841 3 місяці тому +9

    I can't stand hearing "Things that I Wish I knew as a first time mom." GROAN!!!

  • @haleyyarber1610
    @haleyyarber1610 4 місяці тому +19

    3:52 got me cracking up 😂😂😂

  • @JinxPNG
    @JinxPNG Місяць тому +2

    8:07 they might not wanna take meds when their sick so it’s a solution, this one isn’t actually as bad as it seems

  • @Unseen_ARTist
    @Unseen_ARTist 4 місяці тому +15

    4:49 You shouldn’t be washing the nipple of their cup that way you have to watch for mold as a lot of liquid can be left behind in it that’s why you wash those CAREFULLY any HAND but no I guess her child’s health is less importante then convenience

    • @OmniSync
      @OmniSync 10 годин тому

      why is it called a nipple??

  • @Maya1_404
    @Maya1_404 7 місяців тому +17

    7:56 she could of poured half the juice into another container, then filled both with water. That’s literally the definition of stupidity.

  • @Iwiseusz
    @Iwiseusz 2 місяці тому +1

    Her videos put me through all types of pain at the same time

  • @rus-the-editor
    @rus-the-editor 6 місяців тому +28

    she is literally the spirit airlines of mothers😭😭

    • @UltraDestroya48
      @UltraDestroya48 4 місяці тому

      i dont know about spirit airlines. elaborate please?

    • @rus-the-editor
      @rus-the-editor 4 місяці тому +3

      @@UltraDestroya48 its a low budget airline.

  • @GenderedMess
    @GenderedMess 8 місяців тому +14

    6:50 well that's one way to get your baby ill, holy hell.

    • @Axol_doesdumbstuf
      @Axol_doesdumbstuf 3 місяці тому

      ARVEN FROM POKEMON SCARLET AND VIOLET?????????

    • @FlanderXD
      @FlanderXD 2 місяці тому

      Im gonna explode-

  • @Cowcreek
    @Cowcreek Місяць тому

    8:26 “Because it’s a comedian MUHEHEHEHE” Got me dying 😂

  • @gregorsamsat
    @gregorsamsat 7 місяців тому +7

    those rubber toys actually have mold buildup inside of them if left unclean so cutting them like that isnt that worst option

  • @couscous_23
    @couscous_23 9 місяців тому +9

    When the kid says “chicken?”

  • @TristanKing-s5m
    @TristanKing-s5m Місяць тому +1

    I'm your 200,000 fan😊

  • @midorithefestivegardevoir6727
    @midorithefestivegardevoir6727 7 місяців тому +14

    6:30 It's for eggs that were cracked before you bought them. Otherwise anytime you crack an egg for any reason you'd have to throw them away. Did you not puncture the shell before boiling it? Too bad, throw it away. Are you trying to make scrambled eggs? Good lord, no.

    • @ScrapRat_protogen
      @ScrapRat_protogen 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, who's gonna tell him that you have to crack eggs before you can eat them?

  • @Bugothy
    @Bugothy 9 місяців тому +42

    Putting medicine in food and drink is not questionable for a baby, they’re gonna have to take it and “spiking” their food reduces the tears, and what else are they supposed to do “wah i do not consent to taking medicine”

    • @blockoboi5941
      @blockoboi5941 7 місяців тому +2

      maybe make them learn that medicine is good for them?

    • @xxizcrilexlxx1505
      @xxizcrilexlxx1505 7 місяців тому

      ​@@blockoboi5941 try giving a child something with a taste so foul they puke on the spot
      I was that child My mom gave me a liquid Iron suplement that tasted so bad i puked everytime
      For old times sake i tried It again recently (its Just a suplement so i was safe)
      I puked on the spot, like always
      I had to clean my own puke because my own curiosity and hubris

    • @Brokendog-wt4ul
      @Brokendog-wt4ul 6 місяців тому

      @@blockoboi5941its a baby

    • @monoswich9150
      @monoswich9150 6 місяців тому

      Yeah like wtf

    • @Ghost_Tea_Party
      @Ghost_Tea_Party 5 місяців тому +1

      Putting the medicine in the kids food could damage their relationship with that specific food and they might never wanna eat it again, maybe just tell them it will make them feel better or do a count down and if the child is 7+ do a count down and the child can do it them selves cause it makes them feel less scared when they have control, either with what foods they want to eat or where they want to go during a day, force feeding them it will make them feel angry and anxious, have a cup of water near them so they can very quickly take it and then they can drink the water quickly thats what i did as a kid.