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  • @ray5952
    @ray5952 4 роки тому +205

    We need more of Nigel and Olga 🤣👏🏼

  • @peteroneill5426
    @peteroneill5426 4 роки тому +219

    I absolutely love Olga, she has a great energy and a fresh style. And she's ridiculously funny. Thanks MTW for highlighting great talent!

  • @BolttheSuperPony
    @BolttheSuperPony 4 роки тому +165

    I thought they both should have won. I loved how Nigel built his set off of Olga's. Both of them were hilarious!

    • @SDCLFC1
      @SDCLFC1 4 роки тому +26

      I love how his "being immigrant" routine finished with the most British joke - whining about rail replacement services :)

    • @BolttheSuperPony
      @BolttheSuperPony 4 роки тому +11

      @@SDCLFC1 Proof that immigrants can integrate with cultural norms of the country.

    • @manstonhisk667
      @manstonhisk667 4 роки тому +5

      @@BolttheSuperPony Its because we have the shittiest rail service in Western Europe, and most of Eastern Europe as well.

    • @kingrobert1st
      @kingrobert1st 4 роки тому

      The Malasian comedian could have hit back with Cock brand tinned food from Chyinah.

    • @jillbrady4036
      @jillbrady4036 3 роки тому +1

      I agree😆

  • @chrispbacon3042
    @chrispbacon3042 4 роки тому +272

    Good to see different comedians. I personally found them funny.

    • @malenotyalc
      @malenotyalc 4 роки тому +6

      Now tell us how you impersonally thought of them!

    • @TypicallyThomas
      @TypicallyThomas 4 роки тому +2

      Get the immigrants to do it. It's cheaper

  • @bennyc8020
    @bennyc8020 4 роки тому +73

    There should be a programme called "Permission to say Koch", starring James May and Olga Koch ~

  • @lolozo214
    @lolozo214 4 роки тому +36

    Ed Byrne at 2:35 just thinking "wait, malaria's waterborne?"

    • @zunjuu
      @zunjuu 4 роки тому +4

      Made me wonder that too, but didn't want to mention in fear of people calling me pedantic.

    • @garethbain9125
      @garethbain9125 3 роки тому

      Maybe he was thinking of bilharzia? Or giardia? There's plenty of options in the tropics...

  • @TheIamtheoneandonly1
    @TheIamtheoneandonly1 4 роки тому +121

    “ I moved to the UK 4 years ago mainly for comedy and so I can drink tap water and not shit myself” 😮🤭🤣🤣

    • @lakrids-pibe
      @lakrids-pibe 4 роки тому +2

      Tap water is food. He was on subject.

  • @TheTruthKiwi
    @TheTruthKiwi 4 роки тому +10

    Olga was funny and Nigel was f'n hilarious! Great to see new talent. :)

  •  4 роки тому +24

    Hilarious. I think great, foreign comedians can take it another level simply by putting our daily for-granted-items in a completely unexpected perspective. Great job, both of you!

  • @fenhen
    @fenhen 4 роки тому +8

    Great to see some new comedians.
    U.K. panel shows have a habit of just rotating the regulars.

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 4 роки тому +22

    I could always go for a little more Koch.

  • @InformationIsTheEdge
    @InformationIsTheEdge 4 роки тому +7

    Genius, both of them! Best laugh I've had all week!

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому

      ?! Must have been a tough week!

    • @InformationIsTheEdge
      @InformationIsTheEdge 4 роки тому

      @@annother3350 Well that and a Russian girl saying "I want me some Koch" is pretty funny.

  • @KeithCooper-Albuquerque
    @KeithCooper-Albuquerque 4 роки тому +5

    Both were hilarious! I love Mock the Week so much!

  • @iampete8692
    @iampete8692 4 роки тому +63

    You can't get a new Gary in the UK. You have to import one from Malaysia

  • @juliandlamb
    @juliandlamb 4 роки тому +106

    Olga is great, why haven’t I seen her before?

    • @ratholin
      @ratholin 4 роки тому +28

      Because they keep shoving katherine ryan down our throats instead.

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 4 роки тому +10

      @@ratholin She hasn't been on in years, but yeah, cool story.

    • @lavrentivs9891
      @lavrentivs9891 4 роки тому +4

      She was on a year or two ago (Olga I mean), but only once I think

    • @Leopold5100
      @Leopold5100 4 роки тому

      or after ???????

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому

      She was mediocre man

  • @Bouzsi
    @Bouzsi 4 роки тому +26

    “... so I never forget where I came from.”
    Or, indeed, where _he_ came from.

  • @Alan_Mac
    @Alan_Mac 4 роки тому +4

    Nigel was excellent. Must go and find more vids...

  • @JessStokesPINKCUCKOOS
    @JessStokesPINKCUCKOOS 4 роки тому +3

    That was sooooo good!

  • @alexstorr3357
    @alexstorr3357 4 роки тому +5

    Both very funny, let's see more of them!

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 4 роки тому +6

    Wow. She's really good! More please!

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 4 роки тому +1

      The other dude i got the feeling was running a routine for american audiences. Heyo! I come from foreign lands! We all die of dysentery! Haha! (Donald trump is composing a tweet as we speak)

  • @shankleythebest
    @shankleythebest 3 роки тому +2

    Olga is hilarious and absolutely gorgeous

  • @theindiediary5950
    @theindiediary5950 4 роки тому +3

    Both were surprisingly brilliant.

  • @rrss5497
    @rrss5497 4 роки тому +31

    As an avowed and completely insane heterosexual, I never imagined that I would EVER say "I want Koch!"

  • @rexcorvorum4262
    @rexcorvorum4262 4 роки тому +14

    I always wondered what an Olga looked like before 50. It was getting to a point where I was going to think “well they must all be born as 65 year old grandmas in headscarves and coats”

  • @ReinhardP
    @ReinhardP 4 роки тому +63

    Plot twist: Koch is German and means cook/chef. Thus she is most likely of Wolga-german descent.

    • @PatrickSpelman
      @PatrickSpelman 4 роки тому +9

      Well according to her father's Wikipedia page you are entirely correct.

    • @zeruchofficial
      @zeruchofficial 4 роки тому +2

      Her father has German lineage, but was born in Kazachstan,

    • @IrinNovy
      @IrinNovy 3 роки тому

      It makes sense because she doesn't really look Russian that much. Her jaw is different.

    • @tygrkhat4087
      @tygrkhat4087 3 роки тому +1

      In the US, the name "Koch" is pronounced different ways. The right-wing brothers pronounce it "coke," the former mayor of New York was "cotch," and the guy who runs the Boston Brewing Co. says "cook."

    • @geoffroi-le-Hook
      @geoffroi-le-Hook 2 роки тому +1

      Baltic Germans. Königsberg is now Kaliningrad, R.F.

  • @kevinbennett7615
    @kevinbennett7615 4 роки тому +2

    Never seen them before. Very funny. Let's have more.

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 2 роки тому +1

    “…and I won!” 😜

  • @grumpyoldman3458
    @grumpyoldman3458 4 роки тому +34

    If someone in the audience started shouting at Olga ...
    ... Heckler and Koch

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 4 роки тому +4

    Just checked her twitter and she says she got Covid (on the 24 Dec.?) So about two weeks ago, I'd say.
    I hope she comes out fine.

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead 4 роки тому +5

    *Mock the Week* (Series 18, Episode 08)
    Presenter: Dara O'Briain
    Team 1: Nigel Ng (captain), Suzie Ruffel, Ed Byrne.
    Team 2: Olga Koch, Hugh Dennis (captain), Rhys James.

    • @stratobungle
      @stratobungle 4 роки тому

      I can find seemingly every other episode of this series except this one... what gives?

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 4 роки тому

      @@stratobungle I don't know. I made a list of links in the comments to two "Scenes We'd Like to See" clips from the episode.

  • @PaleBlueDot14
    @PaleBlueDot14 4 роки тому

    This is the best one of these, change my mind

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому

      They look like amateurs next to Gary Delaney and Milton jones

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@jgt_ I wish them well for the future but a lot of these comments are making out theyre the best?!

  • @MrCuddy2977
    @MrCuddy2977 Рік тому

    I remember this episode: what WERE Olga and Suzy Ruffell, *LIKE*!

  • @AdityaFakhri
    @AdityaFakhri 4 роки тому +27

    Didn't know Uncle Roger is on Mock the Week. Guess it's time to look the newer season

  • @lancia8751
    @lancia8751 Рік тому

    She looks like she is taking a bow 1:39

  • @MCPDeveloper
    @MCPDeveloper 4 роки тому +2

    Nice to see new faces.

  • @jebotech4931
    @jebotech4931 4 роки тому +22

    Olga means holy, the russians got it from the vikings, Helga.

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 4 роки тому +1

      Someone's always gotta go and ruin it, huh?

    • @rebelraccoon9018
      @rebelraccoon9018 4 роки тому +7

      @@fds7476 Some of us appreciate knowledge.

    • @jebotech4931
      @jebotech4931 4 роки тому +3

      @@fds7476 Holy Koch!

    • @scooterdooter
      @scooterdooter 4 роки тому

      I'm bored already.

    • @grahamstrouse1165
      @grahamstrouse1165 3 роки тому

      Ihonestly think her name sounds more German than anything.

  • @paulshort1027
    @paulshort1027 4 роки тому +12

    He looks suspiciously like Uncle Roger! Hmmmm?

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 3 роки тому

    Olga should do a bit with Phil Wang. Koch and Wang

  • @Pirustae
    @Pirustae 3 роки тому +1

    I've always seen her as a hot american. And no, not just her accent. I wasn't expecting it.

  • @georgetaylor100
    @georgetaylor100 4 роки тому +1

    Saw Daniel at the Top Secret Comedy club last winter and was very impressed, he is super sharp and his delivery is spot on.

  • @kaziiqbal7257
    @kaziiqbal7257 2 роки тому

    Is it just me or is “replacement bus service” a running joke at this point

  • @DavidOakesMusic
    @DavidOakesMusic 4 роки тому +30

    "I'm foreign too" was funnier than all the 'lol my name sounds dirty' for 3 minutes..

  • @thewhat531
    @thewhat531 4 роки тому +1

    A Koch and a smile

  • @ipellaers
    @ipellaers 4 роки тому

    2:35 look at this left wing arse being confused "This is slightly racist, but done by a foreigner, what do I do?!" cracked me up.

  • @Your.Uncle.AngMoh
    @Your.Uncle.AngMoh 4 роки тому +6

    * Olga Alfred's Daughter Koch

    • @Braun30
      @Braun30 4 роки тому +2

      Actually more, Olga of Alfred Koch.

    • @geoffroi-le-Hook
      @geoffroi-le-Hook 2 роки тому +1

      Olga Alfredovna Koch

  • @crazedzombie8676
    @crazedzombie8676 4 роки тому +7

    That’s not Nigel that’s uncle roger!

  • @noitallmanaz
    @noitallmanaz 4 роки тому

    both are funny

  • @MichaelTavares
    @MichaelTavares 4 роки тому +5

    Is this Nigel the Uncle Roger on TikTok?

  • @00jnelson
    @00jnelson 4 роки тому +5

    It’s uncle Roger !

  • @rinkagamine1621
    @rinkagamine1621 2 роки тому

    BRUH I watched this episode BEFORE I started the Uncle Roger react videos and NEVER made the connection. I thought “This guy’s funny and actually kinda cute.”
    Then I stumbled across Uncle Roger’s react videos and found HIM hilarious.
    Skip to two minutes ago, and I see a UA-cam recommendation for a Nigel Ng Q&A…… and I look at the thumbnail like “Oh Uncle Roger’s name is really Nigel Ng? Wait,,,, why do I recognise that name?” 😭😭😭 It’s the comedian I liked on MTW I’m SUCH A DUMBASS

  • @paulcoy9060
    @paulcoy9060 4 роки тому

    Wait -- new episodes are around somewhere??

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому

      No, this clip is from October 2019.

  • @SamMcKeever05
    @SamMcKeever05 4 роки тому +1

    Is that Uncle Rodger

  • @randyrandelman1878
    @randyrandelman1878 4 роки тому +1

    Rail Replacement Bus Service is almost a mtw in-joke now, I've heard it used so fucking often. But as a punchline it makes no sense to anyone outside of London, like I have learnt the ins & outs of the London public transport system from mtw, without ever having visited.

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 3 роки тому

      I actually had to take one in Wales because it was Sunday and that apparently means no trains. Cardiff to somewhere like... half an hour away by train - the bus got stuck in traffic and it took two hours. But luckily my sister and I are paranoid af and our connection was still like 45 minutes later.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 3 роки тому

      Er, they have rail replacement bus services anywhere in the country where there's engineering work. It's not remotely just a London thing.

    • @randyrandelman1878
      @randyrandelman1878 3 роки тому

      @@beeble2003 idk man I pretty regularly travel by train and never seen one myself, nor have I heard anyone speak about them outside of mtw. I can accept they exist but they must be a fuck tonne more common in London or summit

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 3 роки тому

      @@randyrandelman1878 Do you mostly travel during the week? They tend to happen at weekends, which is when most maintenance is done. Sure, they’ll happen more in London, because there are more railways in London, but they happen everywhere. I saw one on the road while cycling in East Essex or Suffolk a couple of weeks ago. They were in operation somewhere on the line from Ipswich to London pretty much ever weekend in the winter of 2019-20.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 3 роки тому

      @@randyrandelman1878 www.nationalrail.co.uk/service_disruptions/today.aspx lists current disruptions to the rail network. At the moment, there are rail replacement buses between: Harrow-on-the-Hill and Aylesbury Vale Parkway; Balham, Tulse Hill and West Croydon; Kilmarnock and Dumfries; Maidstone East and Ashford International; Lewisham and Orpington; Birmingham, Four Oaks and Litchfield; Radyr, Aberdare, Merthyr Tydfil and Treherbert; Upminster, Rainham and Grays; Leatherhead and Dorking; Teddington and Shepperton; and on the Isle of Wight.

  • @macbuff81
    @macbuff81 4 роки тому +2

    Olga is very pretty :)

  • @SamMcKeever05
    @SamMcKeever05 4 роки тому +17

    Surprised he didn't talk about egg fried rice

    • @zeruchofficial
      @zeruchofficial 4 роки тому

      I'm surprised he really hasn't pulled out any Uncle Roger bits, but his guest spots have been good overall.

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin 3 роки тому

    I would’ve thought Olga Koch ‘s name would be pronounced Cosh ? But that’s my naïveté coming out to play.

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 4 роки тому +8

    I've obviously missed something. Would someone please explain the "Uncle Roger" references in these comments?

    • @EmperorsVenetians
      @EmperorsVenetians 4 роки тому +11

      Nigel Ng has become an internet sensation for putting out a comedic video where he plays a stereotypical Asian Uncle & watches/makes jokes about videos online. Usually revolving around cooking/rice.
      It's very funny

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 4 роки тому +4

      @@EmperorsVenetians Thank you so much! I'm off to seek them out.

    • @oscargr_
      @oscargr_ 4 роки тому

      @@EmperorsVenetians Not that funny. But not worth the discussion. Humour is the ultimate subjective.

    • @EmperorsVenetians
      @EmperorsVenetians 4 роки тому +4

      @@oscargr_ yes humour is subjective. I find it weird though you felt it necessary to comment but then said you don't care enough to argue about it

    • @oscargr_
      @oscargr_ 4 роки тому

      @@EmperorsVenetians I meant you (and I) may have an opinion, but discussion about the opinion is meaningless.
      Nothing weird about it.

  • @TonyHavenMusic
    @TonyHavenMusic Рік тому

    Did Uncle Roger have a stroke?

  • @adamslater7486
    @adamslater7486 4 роки тому

    I'm an immigrant too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @flucazade
    @flucazade 4 роки тому +4

    so it's finally just descended into Koch jokes! Richard Herring will be proud

    • @Felrika
      @Felrika 4 роки тому +2

      If they had kept Frankie, it wouldn't have descended into Koch jokes. I would argue that it would have instead risen to the level of Koch jokes.

  • @stenoch
    @stenoch 3 роки тому +4

    We don't see enough of Olga. I mean, as a comedienne, she's pretty funny, but as a girl who was born twenty years after I graduated high school, she's CUTE!.

  • @magbarcoe1277
    @magbarcoe1277 4 роки тому +8

    Haiyaa Uncle Roger 😂

  • @ukdnbmarsh
    @ukdnbmarsh 4 роки тому +1

    blyatiful

  • @calcham1
    @calcham1 4 роки тому +6

    Wow! How true about Russian people electing presidents all over the world. They certainly did in the US.

  • @qarlyazz
    @qarlyazz 4 роки тому +3

    Gee I'm likely the only Malaysian who watches Mock the Week and I'm proud seeing a M'sian born comedian being on this show 😍😍🇲🇾

    • @ella6547
      @ella6547 4 роки тому +1

      I'm sure there are more Malaysians who watch our comedy. I mean, we are number 1 in the world for comedy... and like 204th for rail replacement bus services...

  • @garethbain9125
    @garethbain9125 3 роки тому

    Move to South Africa. We pronounce Koch normally because both Afrikaans and most Nguni languages have that sound...

  • @ArminGrewe
    @ArminGrewe 4 роки тому +1

    Don't the infamous Koch brothers pronounce their name like Coke?

    • @lavrentivs9891
      @lavrentivs9891 4 роки тому

      Probably of german origin though (like A LOT of americans) and even then, they can pronunce some names differently even with the same ancestry (Frankenstein is pronunced "stein"", but other -steins are often pronunced "steen")

    • @Adrian_Nel
      @Adrian_Nel 4 роки тому

      That's because they're American.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 4 роки тому +1

      @@lavrentivs9891 Well "Koch" is a name of German origin, even when it's a Russian's name... But, yes, the Koch brothers pronounce it more-or-less "coke", presumably because most Americans will pronounce the "ch" as if it were "ck" and it's better for people to call you "coke" than "cock".

    • @lavrentivs9891
      @lavrentivs9891 4 роки тому

      @@beeble2003 I'd argue that it depends on if people prefer cock or coke ;P

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 4 роки тому

      @@beeble2003 Funnily enough, some American Kochs pronounce themselves "Cook", which basically means they're translating their names into English.

  • @kingda117
    @kingda117 4 роки тому +6

    I love the Russian Koch, the American ones not so much!

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 4 роки тому +9

    Could have been worse. Her father could have been named 'Richard'.

    • @MrBizteck
      @MrBizteck 4 роки тому

      I used to work with a girl her farther was 'Willy Kock'

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead 4 роки тому

    *Mock the Week* (Series 18, Episode 08) - Scenes We'd Like to See
    _Things a Sports Commentator Would Never Say_
    ua-cam.com/video/JCIh5znGIi8/v-deo.html
    _Unlikely Things to Hear in a Religious Programme_
    ua-cam.com/video/p5E3Zpzawhw/v-deo.html

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +3

    I doubt she has trouble finding all the Koch she wants. And probably plenty she doesn't.

  • @EddieHart
    @EddieHart 4 роки тому +1

    comprehensively covering the topic of “restaurants” i see

  • @austinfull8941
    @austinfull8941 4 роки тому

    HAIYAAAAAAAAAA

  • @dallasl3688
    @dallasl3688 4 роки тому +1

    In America, we pronounce it, "Coke." We will trade you Melania for Olga... And she doesn't have to marry Donald Trump.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому

      Melanias lovely and besides... She's got another four years in That white house!

    • @dallasl3688
      @dallasl3688 4 роки тому

      @@annother3350 not if democracy actually wins in November. You might want to look up how the electoral college is set up.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому

      @@dallasl3688 Joe Biden sniffs children and touches them innapropriately. He doesnt deserve to win

    • @dallasl3688
      @dallasl3688 4 роки тому

      @@annother3350 Reported. Also, no one cares about your hateful personal hangups and opinions.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому

      @@dallasl3688 Opinions? There is a ton of video EVIDENCE -- not opinions you weirdo -- FACTS. Or are you a defender of child lovers?!

  • @NikoHL
    @NikoHL 3 роки тому

    She did this exact routine 2 years ago in a club.

    • @archbrooks-watson3137
      @archbrooks-watson3137 2 роки тому +1

      And probably at a lot of other clubs as well. That's how stand-up comedy is: you build up a steady set of jokes which work and you keep on performing them.

  • @Tsototar
    @Tsototar 4 роки тому

    I would like to see the two of them date

  • @vaan1520
    @vaan1520 4 роки тому +1

    At last. Some refreshing new comedy. Get rid of the dinosaurs( Hugh Dennis) and give new people a chance.

  • @ElenaMatveeva777
    @ElenaMatveeva777 3 роки тому

    Ниче не понимаю

  • @lbavfc123
    @lbavfc123 4 роки тому

    I remember when mock the week used to have comedians on the panel

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 4 роки тому

      Me fucking ow.

    • @lbavfc123
      @lbavfc123 4 роки тому

      @@eclectica1 The claws are out haha.

  • @paulbennett2284
    @paulbennett2284 4 роки тому +2

    I pronounce it Kotch (like crotch) so that’s that routine ruined!

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 4 роки тому

      But there's no "t" in it. "Kotch" is just wrong. The correct pronunciation is like the Scottish "loch".

    • @paulbennett2284
      @paulbennett2284 4 роки тому

      beeble2003 I know how it’s supposed to be said!

    • @jamsea389
      @jamsea389 4 роки тому +1

      You must be shit at puns. Like, you're so unpunny... Oh, wait, it's pronounced "funny". So that's that routine ruined!

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +1

      I pronounce "koch" like "klitt-or-iss" so the joke still works.

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 4 роки тому

    See? Diversity always pays off.
    ("Nigel"?)

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 4 роки тому +2

      Well tbh it's been hit and miss. These where awesome, but a while back they had two Pakistani comedians who where about as funny as colon cancer.

  • @garrettskinner702
    @garrettskinner702 4 роки тому +1

    Yet another platform for politics.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 4 роки тому

      It's called Mock the Week... it was started to satirise news and politics.

    • @garrettskinner702
      @garrettskinner702 4 роки тому

      @@krashd TV was for entertainment and only politics was on the news. But now, shows, ad breaks and the news. I'm old enough to recognise this. Don't be fooled and quadruple check many sources.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 4 роки тому +2

      @@garrettskinner702 Comedians have joked about politics since before TV existed.

    • @garrettskinner702
      @garrettskinner702 4 роки тому

      @@krashd yes they have but incase you haven't noticed, it's all 1 sided these day's

    • @krashd
      @krashd 4 роки тому +2

      @@garrettskinner702 Would you rather us liberals were in power and all comedians were right-wing? Personally I would love that, but we're not in power.

  • @conan_614Music
    @conan_614Music 4 роки тому

    She is funny, a very few female comedians can do that

    • @Nabend1402
      @Nabend1402 4 роки тому +1

      Sooooo many female comedians can do that. If you tend to not find women comics funny, that is your own psychological issue.

    • @conan_614Music
      @conan_614Music 4 роки тому

      @@Nabend1402 pls name some well known

  • @BeeBeeCoding
    @BeeBeeCoding 4 роки тому

    that audieance laugh sounds so fake and forced

  • @kaiecarrington9822
    @kaiecarrington9822 4 роки тому

    Well this is lame!