The Most Heated Poll Mine Arguments

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  • Опубліковано 1 гру 2024

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  • @BlitzAblaze
    @BlitzAblaze 9 місяців тому +528

    Picking 55% of skin is crazy honestly

    • @Snyphurr.
      @Snyphurr. 9 місяців тому +26

      no way to survive this situation

    • @jrockoclock7088
      @jrockoclock7088 9 місяців тому +3

      justin made a good point tbh

    • @Matkatamiba
      @Matkatamiba 9 місяців тому +51

      @@Snyphurr. I think it's implied you live. Why they specify "nonfatal organ" and "neck, somehow". Wouldn't be somehow for your neck if you're just ded.

    • @Biosquid239
      @Biosquid239 9 місяців тому +4

      Depends if they are removing the epidermis only or the dermis as well. If its dermis then you are completely fucked but if its epidermis then nah I'd win

    • @Snyphurr.
      @Snyphurr. 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Matkatamiba you tell me how someone would survive without their neck

  • @Ragnell123
    @Ragnell123 9 місяців тому +326

    Bro acted like the aliens couldn’t just pick up their own rocks when they land

    • @demiposeidon
      @demiposeidon 9 місяців тому +43

      Reading this 2 seconds into the video with absolutely no context is wild, how did it get here?

    • @nutandballs6616
      @nutandballs6616 9 місяців тому +18

      You could say this about literally every answer for the prompt

    • @Ragnell123
      @Ragnell123 9 місяців тому +46

      @@nutandballs6616 Sort of. But I generally don’t just see peanuts lying around unless I’m at a Five Guys. Rocks are literally everywhere

    • @MrChessboxing
      @MrChessboxing 9 місяців тому +24

      ​@@nutandballs6616if you land on a generic spot on earth the ONE THING that is highly likely to be nearby is a rock. Not a mirror. Not a peanut. Not a hamster. Not a hug. Not a lighter. Rock is literally the one item they actually almost definitely picked up before they saw us.

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 9 місяців тому +3

      Give them a nice polished opal, obsidian, or malachite.

  • @lunarl1ly
    @lunarl1ly 9 місяців тому +90

    I hate how noone mentioned the amazing “he is malf-unctioning” joke

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 9 місяців тому +45

    Ryan never takes anything in good faith. That's the first commandment of northernlion.

  • @jacobnussbaum2309
    @jacobnussbaum2309 9 місяців тому +94

    I love the comment at 8:45 when malf's voice sounds robotic someone said "quick give him a peanut" that's a +2 from me

  • @RomaineChutckhan
    @RomaineChutckhan 9 місяців тому +138

    Bro that outro song is the most unhinged one yet 🤯🤯

    • @nonpondo_
      @nonpondo_ 9 місяців тому +10

      You want your mind to really be blown, go and watch the music video for the song and imagine the lyrics switched

    • @measuringband
      @measuringband 9 місяців тому +1

      @@nonpondo_whats the name of the song

    • @Borac9
      @Borac9 9 місяців тому +2

      @@measuringbandEmpire of the Sun - Walking On A Dream

    • @Borac9
      @Borac9 9 місяців тому +1

      That outro had me dying😂😂😂

  • @ImThatGuy9000
    @ImThatGuy9000 9 місяців тому +39

    I still have absolutely NO IDEA how this game works

    • @wabbajocky8235
      @wabbajocky8235 9 місяців тому +25

      in the beginning of each round, people are given a prompt and 8 options then they rank the options according to the prompt. first round is just pick top 3, second round is pick 2nd, 3rd and 4th, and in the final round you pick options in exact reverse order so you go from 8th to 7th to 6th etc.

    • @smime5672
      @smime5672 9 місяців тому

      @@wabbajocky8235How are the “true ranks” decided. Like when they pick one and it says it’s second what makes it second.

  • @pedrokiihl856
    @pedrokiihl856 9 місяців тому +59

    8:31 holy shit the robot Malf bit killed me

  • @Zachafinackus
    @Zachafinackus 9 місяців тому +48

    I still don't know how he sees "neck somehow" and equates that to losing your entire body lol.

    • @m1lkbags
      @m1lkbags 9 місяців тому +10

      Because if you lose your neck you lose your head or body

    • @thegrinderman1090
      @thegrinderman1090 9 місяців тому +6

      @@m1lkbags The wording 'neck somehow' is clearly to imply that you don't lose your head or body

    • @m1lkbags
      @m1lkbags 9 місяців тому +8

      @@thegrinderman1090 I dont disagree but i'm responding to "I dont see how he sees it that way" and I'm just saying its not hard to see how he sees it that way

  • @aykay1468
    @aykay1468 9 місяців тому +50

    just waking up in the morning gotta take my bike to the lake

    • @jamesl542
      @jamesl542 9 місяців тому +13

      I don't know but today seems kinda odd

    • @malte291
      @malte291 9 місяців тому

      sucking off chilly dudes in the morgue's deep freeze

    • @thaDjMauz
      @thaDjMauz 9 місяців тому +2

      Now I'm parked here by the lake, 50 miles from Santa Fe

    • @damson1115
      @damson1115 9 місяців тому +3

      Brought my shovel brought my smog

  • @buchanator
    @buchanator 9 місяців тому +153

    ryan is the kid who says “but that’s not possible” when presented with a ridiculous hypothetical
    dude really thought choosing neck = cutting your head off

    • @singletaxjax307
      @singletaxjax307 9 місяців тому +28

      I mean it defeats the purpose of phrasing it as a Saw trap if you think you can just be a floating head Rayman style instead of having to cut massive arteries that would lead to you bleeding to death

    • @PinHeadSupliciumwtf
      @PinHeadSupliciumwtf 9 місяців тому +1

      Depending on where you consider it to be the neck it's basically the same thing. You need some conditions like the spinal chord at that part isn't removed because it contains the breathing center and without it you'd just stop breathing.
      Edit for context that's the reason breaking your neck is deadly. The second vertebra is connected to the first one at the front via a so called tooth (dens axis) and drops/pushes into the spinal cord at the point if the ligaments holding it in place snap. Most of the time you don't need to break a bone to die. Sometimes it does and if you survive they have to reattach it with screws via surgery through your mouth.
      Fun facts and all that.
      Edit number 2, I remembered that the moto neuron for the diaphragm starts at the C4 segment of the spine meaning the nerve that innervates the main breathing muscles starts in the neck too. Most of the arm neurons too so no more gaming either. You get the gist.

    • @Flamerunner451
      @Flamerunner451 9 місяців тому +30

      @@singletaxjax307considering the “somehow” included in there it seems pretty obvious it’s not supposed to be realistic lol

    • @vmp916
      @vmp916 9 місяців тому +4

      I refuse the question 😎

    • @thaDjMauz
      @thaDjMauz 9 місяців тому +11

      Same as the one where sharing some passwords with your friends = sharing your bank login info

  • @LavenderGoomes
    @LavenderGoomes 9 місяців тому +6

    i'm skeptical the makeup of Earth's rocks would be unique enough to be of interest to an alien.

  • @TastesLikePanda
    @TastesLikePanda 9 місяців тому +14

    Im just gonna pop this suggestion here: Guldan Goblet supercut with multiple PoVs?

  • @fungusfungi5900
    @fungusfungi5900 9 місяців тому +8

    The nlss members were frozen in a glacier in 120 kya and think a rock is the pinnacle gift

  • @axelle0144
    @axelle0144 9 місяців тому +11

    HES MALFUNCTIONING

  • @adamwb8302
    @adamwb8302 9 місяців тому +9

    Ending song is 🔥

  • @Sc4recrow44
    @Sc4recrow44 9 місяців тому +20

    Been seeing these clips for week, still have no idea how the game works.

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  9 місяців тому +23

      chat + players vote. round 1 they pick the top 3, round 2 they pick the 2nd, 3rd and 4th, round 3 they go from 8th to 1st in order

    • @Sile-na-gcioch
      @Sile-na-gcioch 9 місяців тому +2

      Same here, had no clue. Tysm Librarian I finally get it 🙏

  • @loud_shitting
    @loud_shitting 9 місяців тому +18

    why would NL not assume you live through it? isnt that the point of the game?

    • @ScoffMathews
      @ScoffMathews 9 місяців тому +1

      In saw situations you usually carry on with a bleeding hand through the game, unless they changed it in the recent ones.

    • @williammitchell6254
      @williammitchell6254 9 місяців тому

      ​@@ScoffMathewsso your ass is dead in all of them

    • @Shadowgaming105
      @Shadowgaming105 9 місяців тому +15

      @@ScoffMathews This only applies to if it was a multi-game situation for one person. Otherwise, Jigsaw canonically immediately gives medical attention once someone passes a game

    • @ScoffMathews
      @ScoffMathews 9 місяців тому +7

      @@Shadowgaming105 alright in that case NL is missing the point as usual, I should've known lmao

  • @katinthehat1420
    @katinthehat1420 9 місяців тому +4

    The aliens thing was crazy, also like a hamster isn't the best because we would ideally want to sterilize anything we give them as they wouldn't have the same immunities as us. Like what happened when Europeans found the Americas. Contact is a really good first contact movie that deals with this, so good.

    • @mertaliyigit3288
      @mertaliyigit3288 9 місяців тому

      There is no way that an alien will have compatible DNA and cell structure to get infected. I also suspect they'll not hide their energy storage inside their bodies

  • @spamonfire1472
    @spamonfire1472 9 місяців тому +3

    NL is walking a fine line laughing at the skin-heads joke

  • @johnday2971
    @johnday2971 9 місяців тому +3

    "Glorp glorp"

  • @SuperLegendOfBros
    @SuperLegendOfBros 9 місяців тому +59

    The fact they thought losing the biggest muscle on your buddy wouldn’t kill you, is just as crazy as thinking they could lose their neck.

    • @mylesthompson4485
      @mylesthompson4485 9 місяців тому +3

      Yeah + they're streamers, they'd never be able to sit again

    • @pedrokiihl856
      @pedrokiihl856 9 місяців тому +5

      the neck is def the biggest muscle on my buddy Eric

    • @arsonblu8333
      @arsonblu8333 9 місяців тому +31

      Well it saying “somehow” probably means you are supposed to survive the no neck. You can easily get the neck normally.

    • @mauri9998
      @mauri9998 9 місяців тому +2

      im not your buddy pal

  • @RatedManatee
    @RatedManatee 9 місяців тому +2

    Poll Mine is the best Jackbox game to watch

  • @meowsicle7463
    @meowsicle7463 9 місяців тому +15

    Poll mine arguments are the worst but theyre compounded by the fact that everything is ranked in a way i dont understand so I NEVER know whos gonna end up being "right"

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot 9 місяців тому +15

      Ranked by viewers choosing answers

    • @SerbianKnifeFight
      @SerbianKnifeFight 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Blaurot I'm sure he knows *how* they get ranked, the confusing part is *why* chat would rank stuff like this. Sometimes they play this and chat is completely unhinged.

  • @davidkray8971
    @davidkray8971 9 місяців тому +1

    This made me question chat's sanity more than usual

  • @GenericAcc
    @GenericAcc 9 місяців тому +4

    Ok but what if I was Alan wake for Halloween

  • @johnathanjjohnsoniii8019
    @johnathanjjohnsoniii8019 3 місяці тому

    Am I the only one who groups cosplays under the halloween costume umbrella, thus making halloween costumes op as hell?

  • @brandonmeens
    @brandonmeens 4 дні тому

    I love these because it’s what they voted in the first place

  • @larrydigger461
    @larrydigger461 9 місяців тому

    For some reason they just forgot about random non fatal organ

  • @cluelessbread1520
    @cluelessbread1520 9 місяців тому +2

    Once you learn that every rock has already been discovered then the rock argument goes down the drain

    • @xavier.ashkar
      @xavier.ashkar 9 місяців тому

      they’re from a different galaxy tho who knows what they’re planet is made of

    • @cluelessbread1520
      @cluelessbread1520 9 місяців тому +2

      @@xavier.ashkar we do. That's how the elemental table works. Unless it's a completely new law of science then we know exactly what it's made of

    • @xavier.ashkar
      @xavier.ashkar 9 місяців тому +1

      @@cluelessbread1520 who says their planet is made of rocks

    • @cluelessbread1520
      @cluelessbread1520 9 місяців тому +2

      @@xavier.ashkar alright man good talk

  • @elijah6848
    @elijah6848 9 місяців тому +17

    Ryan not understanding the saw question was crazy

    • @calleskog8654
      @calleskog8654 9 місяців тому +11

      Ryan is right though. Ur crazy otherwise

    • @elijah6848
      @elijah6848 Місяць тому +1

      I have grown as a person since this comment. Ryan is 100% right everyone is crazy for not picking both feet over neck

  • @double_w6512
    @double_w6512 9 місяців тому +3

    The alien welcome gift should be something sentimental and not a gift to show our intelligence to them. Lighter is a terrible gift. A newspaper from the day they landed us top tier.

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 9 місяців тому

      I checked New York Times's front page. It's full of war and politics. Skip that one.

  • @lefi_is_here
    @lefi_is_here 9 місяців тому +4

    Ok hear me out, 55% of your skin would hurt like hell but it would grow back and even if it didn't you could slowly graft pieces of your intact skin to grow it back

    • @eddiee.3686
      @eddiee.3686 9 місяців тому +61

      Most insane copium ever

    • @PandaBearWithMic
      @PandaBearWithMic 9 місяців тому

      @@eddiee.3686 survival rate of people that burned 51-60% of your skin in age 6-20 years is high...

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer 9 місяців тому +4

    Librarian, for the love of God, PLEASE make a compilation or playlist out of all the Ryan karaokes you've made. They're truly incredible works of art, and I just want to be able to find them consistently!
    Either way, thank you for your service. 🫡