ace attorney but its a conversation i had w my boyfriend

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  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 4 роки тому +7914

    When he said “............... ................................ ............” I was moved

  • @mythyrox
    @mythyrox 4 роки тому +31483

    this is honestly couple goals

    • @amanwithnoname4657
      @amanwithnoname4657 4 роки тому +61

      Like you and Akira?

    • @DuskNeko
      @DuskNeko 4 роки тому +117

      @@amanwithnoname4657 i can't tell if you're talking about the Akechi profile pic or the Makoto user name but either one fits honestly-

    • @amanwithnoname4657
      @amanwithnoname4657 4 роки тому +51

      @@DuskNeko yes

    • @emanueloftheaccountxxgabeg1989
      @emanueloftheaccountxxgabeg1989 4 роки тому +8

      Is this meant to be ironic

    • @mythyrox
      @mythyrox 4 роки тому +13

      @@emanueloftheaccountxxgabeg1989 you decide :)

  • @TheGibusDemo
    @TheGibusDemo 3 роки тому +11967

    I’d like to assume they’re just sitting in the courtroom talking with no one listening

    • @leederootv
      @leederootv 3 роки тому +582

      they feel incredibly uncomfortable discussing anything anywhere else

    • @ironicGlowstonEGeneticS
      @ironicGlowstonEGeneticS 3 роки тому +12

      😂😂

    • @pupsuki7816
      @pupsuki7816 3 роки тому +247

      This is the conversations they have when they arrive early

    • @kristin332
      @kristin332 3 роки тому +10

      lmaooo

    • @mariagrader10
      @mariagrader10 3 роки тому +122

      Wright I know you're gonna say something stupid get in the car we're going to court

  • @loogatdisdood
    @loogatdisdood 3 роки тому +2063

    "guy who doesn't understand color theory gets into argument with partner"

    • @pinkfurret6245
      @pinkfurret6245 3 роки тому +113

      As someone who doesn't understand color theory I have trouble finding which is the one who doesn't understand color theory.

    • @noitby
      @noitby 3 роки тому +54

      the fact that what he describes is just hue shifting yet he denies its existence fuels my rage and angry as a palmodder

    • @HeatyFrog
      @HeatyFrog 3 роки тому +94

      The trouble is, computer people have a tendency to think that the rules they learned for how color works on a monitor is universal. Yes, when you're using a computer, anything other than #000000 is not black. But in the real world, there are many different kinds of black.

    • @LucasTF
      @LucasTF 2 роки тому +34

      @@HeatyFrog Yeah, but that is because almost nothing is pure black, so despite this, as long as it is meant to be black and seems black, we consider it the same shade, so what you said isn't the only reason for the way we think.

    • @Liimbozo
      @Liimbozo 5 місяців тому +14

      Yeah OP could make the same argument for any shade of any color if they want to be super semantic/technical about it. Like 99.99999% of colors are just mixing multiple other colors together to varying degrees. We still just call them shades of whatever "pure" color they are closest to. There are quite a lot of colors that we would classify as shades of black, just like there are many shades of white.

  • @theonelincoln
    @theonelincoln 4 роки тому +38633

    “Guys what color is his shirt?”
    “Gray”
    “Now tell them what color you think your shirt is”
    “....Dark White...”

  • @wizwitch5318
    @wizwitch5318 4 роки тому +6135

    Somehow the fact both of them have black hair that looks grey makes this funnier

    • @davidrt7174
      @davidrt7174 4 роки тому +620

      If their _black_ hair looks grey, then it's not black. It's *grey*

    • @skarpetky4649
      @skarpetky4649 4 роки тому +317

      I thought edgeworth's hair was supposed to be grey bc of stress :0

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 роки тому +166

      Because pure black rarely even observed and dimension creates shades. The fact that we see their hair as black despite grey being used to colour it proves that there is not just "one black".

    • @josephbelfield2999
      @josephbelfield2999 4 роки тому +1

      No

    • @themaster3305
      @themaster3305 4 роки тому +39

      @@davidrt7174 yeah, but... it's nice

  • @waffletime1103
    @waffletime1103 4 роки тому +16220

    sir, your boyfriend is a HIMBO

    • @JynxGod
      @JynxGod  4 роки тому +4868

      i regret to inform you that we are in fact in a himbo for himbo relationship... youtube doesn't have enough minutes for the entire saga of buffoonery

    • @waffletime1103
      @waffletime1103 4 роки тому +957

      @@JynxGod a shame 😔 youtube cant handle such greatness

    • @anattablue
      @anattablue 4 роки тому +370

      JynxGod I’ve analyzed the statistics here I think that raw spaghetti was more of a himbo than you.

    • @JynxGod
      @JynxGod  4 роки тому +612

      @@anattablue OH SHIT YOU FOUND MY SPAGHETTI VIDEO... in that case i win, i'm the raw spaghetti eater.

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 4 роки тому +46

      Better than a Bimbro, like Johny Bravo.

  • @tristan4206
    @tristan4206 3 роки тому +4336

    every ace attorney case involving these 2 is a conversation between 2 boyfriends

    • @dulceteternity9976
      @dulceteternity9976 3 роки тому +158

      This is a fact.

    • @leothesealo4265
      @leothesealo4265 3 роки тому +39

      2 boyfriends? Ew that's gay

    • @a_reelskitface
      @a_reelskitface 3 роки тому +345

      @@leothesealo4265 the fact I can't tell it this is a joke or not is concerning me

    • @FennecFox53
      @FennecFox53 3 роки тому +35

      @@leothesealo4265 😐😬

    • @Inthesoob.
      @Inthesoob. 3 роки тому +152

      @@leothesealo4265 ew a homophobic

  • @KazukiP
    @KazukiP 4 роки тому +24616

    “Yeah, but… It’s nice?” 🥺🥺🥺

  • @chocmannn1055
    @chocmannn1055 3 роки тому +6753

    Reminder for the future that, this is the video that made me play ace attorney.

    • @N_IRL
      @N_IRL 3 роки тому +43

      Still playing it?

    • @chocmannn1055
      @chocmannn1055 3 роки тому +131

      @@N_IRL yess, im still in the second game tho i have been busy but i still play 👍

    • @Kejosruler
      @Kejosruler 3 роки тому +49

      @@chocmannn1055 For me it was the "Objection meme" a couple of years back. Played the first and second and a few months ago I bought the Trilogy on Switch to play the third game. Now I hope they will do something similar with the next entries. If you want to play something similar to Ace Attorney but with a much darket tone: Danganronpa. Has three games and the first one is called Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc if I remember correctly

    • @chocmannn1055
      @chocmannn1055 3 роки тому +16

      @@Kejosruler danganronpa is one of the reasons i started playing ace attorney because trials lol, and yeah i finished all the danganronpa games.

    • @Kejosruler
      @Kejosruler 3 роки тому +4

      @@chocmannn1055 I have yet to play V3 :D Gotta do it next time I feel like playing a visual novel

  • @GenderlessFurry_They-Them
    @GenderlessFurry_They-Them 4 роки тому +8109

    Miles Edgeworth: "There is only one shade of black"
    Me, an intellectual: *Laughs in Vantablack*

  • @SangTheCryptek
    @SangTheCryptek 3 роки тому +1212

    "Now organize those by color."
    "But these are all black, sir."
    "Oh are they?? Or are 5 of them black, and 5 of them in a slightly darker black, Woodhouse??"

  • @celestekarraker9566
    @celestekarraker9566 4 роки тому +31929

    to be fair....there is at least a warm black and a cool black. being a former art student, phoenix would know that so he’s technically not wrong??

    • @JynxGod
      @JynxGod  4 роки тому +8626

      as the edgeworth in this skit i respectfully disagree

    • @celestekarraker9566
      @celestekarraker9566 4 роки тому +2271

      JynxGod ah, understandable

    • @al-oq7ob
      @al-oq7ob 4 роки тому +1353

      But wouldn't other colours be added to black in order to make it a warm black/cool black

    • @sepabyte9418
      @sepabyte9418 4 роки тому +353

      @@JynxGod As Edgeworth, however, I DISAGREE!

    • @yourlocalsplixson5081
      @yourlocalsplixson5081 4 роки тому +693

      There is more than black like vanta black and even blacker black

  • @phirerising
    @phirerising 3 роки тому +11218

    *when you're an art student but also know that word doesn't have different black options:* Yes but actually no.

    • @divineterabyte5181
      @divineterabyte5181 3 роки тому +111

      The only right answer

    • @s_solus3089
      @s_solus3089 3 роки тому +453

      Foolish fool demonstrating their foolishness with a foolish statement from a fool.
      There are at least 3 other variants of black!
      Warm Black
      Cool Black
      Vantablack

    • @lovexdevour0910
      @lovexdevour0910 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 3 роки тому +375

      @@s_solus3089 objection! warm black is dark red, cool black is dark blue, and vantablack is just a different texture, like Matte vs glossy

    • @s_solus3089
      @s_solus3089 3 роки тому +234

      @@tieflingcorpse9817 Ah, in your own foolishness you fell into my trap. You see, the line between grey and black is quite blurred. But one thing is for certain: dark includes black, which means that warm, cool, and Vantablack still count...
      AS VARYING DEGREES!

  • @bi-messtre2149
    @bi-messtre2149 4 роки тому +1495

    Why this acurrately fits their dinamic so good?

  • @tazzled2325
    @tazzled2325 3 роки тому +1102

    “There is only one shade of black”
    Now hang on I think he’s onto something.

    • @daboe2035
      @daboe2035 3 роки тому +42

      NO THATS WRONG

    • @tazzled2325
      @tazzled2325 3 роки тому +21

      @@daboe2035 SORE WA CHIGAU YO

    • @actuallymichealafton8372
      @actuallymichealafton8372 3 роки тому +4

      Hi nagito

    • @imperial2252
      @imperial2252 3 роки тому +19

      No. Black us any extremely dark color. Grey is any color with no color ot it (so no green or red or anything) so white and black are a type of grey

    • @totsy_meow
      @totsy_meow 3 роки тому +3

      Didn’t expect to see nagito here

  • @reisvs
    @reisvs 4 роки тому +3056

    i have found the dark side of the fandom,
    *i can’t say i hate it..*

  • @satuwann
    @satuwann 4 роки тому +3961

    You didn't search for this, did you? Well say congrats to the uploader, because this ended up in your recommended. What an accomplishment.

    • @JynxGod
      @JynxGod  4 роки тому +298

      thank you, youtube algorithm!

    • @memerboi7128
      @memerboi7128 3 роки тому +10

      I’m glad I found gold

    • @sad_hedgehog
      @sad_hedgehog 3 роки тому +3

      shit it's 666 likes i can't-

    • @iiomqfaderz
      @iiomqfaderz 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @yippycat5303
      @yippycat5303 3 роки тому +1

      @@memerboi7128 I refound the gold

  • @ShugaR_Automata
    @ShugaR_Automata 4 роки тому +3761

    Grey doesn’t exist. Only Black, Darker Shade of Black, and Dark White

    • @imjusthereman8052
      @imjusthereman8052 4 роки тому +37

      Ah, a man of culture, I see.

    • @tunatwona
      @tunatwona 4 роки тому +107

      *pastel black*

    • @lostotter1956
      @lostotter1956 3 роки тому +18

      It’s off white :p

    • @imjusthereman8052
      @imjusthereman8052 3 роки тому +5

      @@lostotter1956 You're technically not wrong lol

    • @stephendonovan9084
      @stephendonovan9084 3 роки тому +17

      You forgot Red Black, Orange Black, Yellow Black, the list goes on. Come on, third grade stuff here

  • @PichuElric
    @PichuElric 3 роки тому +171

    The boys in our group projects are literally like this. Ones going "NO ITS BLACK BLACK ONLY HAS ONE SHADE!!" and the other's just "ok but it's nice"

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 3 роки тому

      Black could be considered the darkest possible grey :)

  • @ithinkflutterawesome6511
    @ithinkflutterawesome6511 4 роки тому +13830

    Oh, to be a domestic gay couple arguing about font colors.

    • @80s_graffiti
      @80s_graffiti 4 роки тому +802

      @JynxGod Pin this

    • @Dakodyyy
      @Dakodyyy 4 роки тому +195

      “gay couple” yikes

    • @idontknoeausername1624
      @idontknoeausername1624 4 роки тому +1344

      @@Dakodyyy what

    • @Dakodyyy
      @Dakodyyy 4 роки тому +421

      idontknoeausername sorry if that sounded homophobic I was talking about the people in the video

    • @zephyr1741
      @zephyr1741 4 роки тому +136

      yes, this is peak relationship goals

  • @luilui5780
    @luilui5780 4 роки тому +1917

    Funny enough, Phoenix is a former art student while Edgeworth is terrible at art (Lenny mentions it in the last case of t&t and it's even a sensible topic for Miles)

    • @missycat7598
      @missycat7598 4 роки тому +177

      I’d like to think that Miles tries his best and studies color theory and arty stuff and all that while Phoenix ignores all that he learned and just goes with what looks nice

    • @yamimayonnaise5378
      @yamimayonnaise5378 4 роки тому +13

      @Miguelle Landry is a perfect 10 I heard his paintings weren't well received...

    • @aifnwjuxnehebsicskw4216
      @aifnwjuxnehebsicskw4216 4 роки тому +22

      @Miguelle Landry is a perfect 10 Ummmmm, hitler maybe?

    • @s.l.r.9407
      @s.l.r.9407 4 роки тому +4

      @TsukiShi amater Chi Cuddle Bunny Femboy Nah she was a literature student!

    • @madelyn1758
      @madelyn1758 4 роки тому

      are we just going to ignore "lenny"

  • @honeybee8059
    @honeybee8059 4 роки тому +7016

    My gf and I’s conversations sound exactly like this, this is mlm wlw solidarity 😔

    • @professionalretard9308
      @professionalretard9308 4 роки тому +175

      and this is a prosecutor and his bf

    • @hiiloveu1521
      @hiiloveu1521 3 роки тому +34

      *I's*

    • @buddymmx3936
      @buddymmx3936 3 роки тому +64

      @@professionalretard9308 thanks for the information mr president kim bean very cool

    • @yurimessiah
      @yurimessiah 3 роки тому +7

      @hi i love u!!
      Proper grammar ig 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️
      I know it sounds funny but that's how English be lmao.

    • @manukahonei
      @manukahonei 3 роки тому +60

      @@maya_yaser no it means that it’s a shared occurrence in mlm and wlw relationships

  • @soola1404
    @soola1404 3 роки тому +539

    I love how edgeworth got ready for an argument and was waiting for Phoenix to bring evidence but then Phoenix is just "but...it's nice?" And he just accepted that XD

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks 4 роки тому +4978

    I'm scared because I don't know who the boyfriend is and who you are.

    • @missyaz4959
      @missyaz4959 4 роки тому +871

      I think Edgeworth is the uploader and Phoenix is the boyfriend.

    • @bluesusername
      @bluesusername 3 роки тому +227

      Pretty sure the person above me is correct because of the description
      Yep, the creator confirmed it on a reply of a comment in this section

    • @bitharne
      @bitharne 3 роки тому +73

      Funny because the condescending GF is wrong and the BF is right. Now, technically, in computer selections she is right; but the over the top description of adding an iota of “not-black” makes it gray is just not correct...seeing as how I’m around model painters a lot and different blacks are VERY important.

    • @JynxGod
      @JynxGod  3 роки тому +2181

      neither of us are girls. this is a gay relationship. and i’m right.

    • @noambracha2495
      @noambracha2495 3 роки тому +91

      @@bitharne black's shades are gray.

  • @epicenterprisesinc.6490
    @epicenterprisesinc.6490 4 роки тому +7312

    does this imply that edgeworth and phoenix are in fact dating?

    • @JynxGod
      @JynxGod  4 роки тому +1709

      😏

    • @lucylu3342
      @lucylu3342 4 роки тому +579

      Phoenix and Edge-boy totally fuck

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 4 роки тому +450

      everything Edgeworth and pheonix do in the games imply they're dating

    • @athelas8191
      @athelas8191 4 роки тому +50

      Duh

    • @astra3310
      @astra3310 4 роки тому +192

      They’ve had it bad for eachother since day one

  • @davutsauze8319
    @davutsauze8319 4 роки тому +764

    Phoenix: "Yeah, but it's nice?"
    The other guy: *_*Agressive silence_**

    • @thebeanieman
      @thebeanieman 3 роки тому +19

      You're talking about Miles Edgeworth, yes?

    • @Daro-Wolfe
      @Daro-Wolfe 3 роки тому +12

      I love edgeworths aggressive silence!

    • @lucylu3342
      @lucylu3342 3 роки тому +16

      Ah yes
      _The other guy_

    • @rowdyruffy
      @rowdyruffy 3 роки тому +5

      my favorite ace attorney character is the other guy!

  • @mizukisoups
    @mizukisoups 3 роки тому +456

    There may only be one shade of black but remember, there's 50 shades of grey

    • @averywhitaker3513
      @averywhitaker3513 3 роки тому +9

      And for what was probably a small point in time..."nice"

    • @mizukisoups
      @mizukisoups 3 роки тому +5

      @@averywhitaker3513 I had no idea this got 69 likes until you commented lol

    • @Bandanskrr
      @Bandanskrr 4 місяці тому +1

      What a immaculate wisdom you elaborated 🚬

  • @boodledemic6430
    @boodledemic6430 3 роки тому +3207

    Your bf is involved enough in your rant to give a response that isn’t just “oh ok” 🥰 wow couple goals

    • @cogniferous2537
      @cogniferous2537 3 роки тому +126

      .🦋
      ☝️
      Is this passive agression?

    • @semidecent4395
      @semidecent4395 3 роки тому +239

      To play devil’s advocate, some rants aren’t worth responding too because they’re the result of someone’s high emotional state. If your bfs behavior is upsetting you though you should probably have a discussion with him instead of ranting to strangers on the internet

    • @suicidalanderson2500
      @suicidalanderson2500 3 роки тому +29

      He's smart to not engage so some shit isn't started for no reason

    • @Emily-blackrose
      @Emily-blackrose 3 роки тому +9

      This sounds like this is an ongoing problem for you

    • @LambentLight00
      @LambentLight00 3 роки тому +51

      @@semidecent4395 I think the two people who were depicted by PW characters aren’t having a bad time with the ranting tho? They probably just thought it was funny which is why they posted it
      Unless you’re talking about the person your replying to who isn’t ranting so idk in that case lmaoooo

  • @breezierchip8355
    @breezierchip8355 4 роки тому +5135

    Actually, you're wrong. Black isn't a colour, it's the shade of any colour that has had it's main primary colour(s) removed. anything that is black but a bit lighter is a tint for adding white or a tone for adding colour.

    • @JynxGod
      @JynxGod  4 роки тому +2098

      [produces an updated autopsy report] actually,

    • @chloegibbs7204
      @chloegibbs7204 4 роки тому +258

      JynxGod The mad man

    • @pastaroasta8001
      @pastaroasta8001 4 роки тому +44

      so if i make blue but remove the blue and add red then it becomes black

    • @breezierchip8355
      @breezierchip8355 4 роки тому +119

      @@pastaroasta8001No that'd be red.

    • @pastaroasta8001
      @pastaroasta8001 4 роки тому +3

      @@breezierchip8355 but the main color is out

  • @kymccool3909
    @kymccool3909 3 роки тому +2568

    I’m kinda mad now that “HOOOOokay” has never been something edgeworth said

    • @cinnqminx
      @cinnqminx 3 роки тому +2

      just a convo the uploader and his bf had

    • @cooleyYT
      @cooleyYT 3 роки тому

      Are you special kylie? Or just stupid?

    • @cooleyYT
      @cooleyYT 3 роки тому

      @Doom Guy
      nothing

    • @RetroRageasaurus
      @RetroRageasaurus 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr, it'd fit right in with all his other exclamations! XD

    • @cooleyYT
      @cooleyYT 3 роки тому

      @@RetroRageasaurus
      what?

  • @ultimatehawkeyefangirl
    @ultimatehawkeyefangirl 3 роки тому +252

    Me: *reads title.* So its still just Ace Attorney.

  • @bluuowo5998
    @bluuowo5998 4 роки тому +1859

    "There's only one shade of black"
    Me, an artist: *you fool*

    • @frankjohnson123
      @frankjohnson123 3 роки тому +184

      Your definition of black is compromised! Black is defined as the absence of all hue, and a shade is a mixture of a hue with black. Therefore, black by itself cannot have a shade.

    • @lightningguy14
      @lightningguy14 3 роки тому +161

      @@frankjohnson123 yeah but in a casual setting you can talk about black is if it has different shades. If you want to be litteral then you can never truly emulate the absence of color in paint or on ink. So you basically always have to say dark grey instead of black.

    • @memerboi7128
      @memerboi7128 3 роки тому +7

      Ah yes, Phoenix Wright

    • @illusionaryheart3325
      @illusionaryheart3325 3 роки тому +25

      @@frankjohnson123 Well if you wanna be that literal, then you can never use black as an option

    • @byronius7012
      @byronius7012 3 роки тому +10

      Literally speaking #000000 is black. But artistically speaking, anything that looks black in context is black.

  • @ojazzyone6812
    @ojazzyone6812 4 роки тому +5062

    Miles Edgeworth: “There is only one shade of black”
    Me, an art-loving intellectual: *Laughs in cool black, warm black, and vantablack*
    Edit: Wow this video really blew up, didn’t it? I’m not up for debate, just so you know. You guys are blowing up my reply notifications, and it’s kind of annoying.

    • @jemd5766
      @jemd5766 4 роки тому +69

      Keep your profile picture 📷.

    • @ojazzyone6812
      @ojazzyone6812 4 роки тому +83

      If you say so...
      The movie is the same age as me, so I thought it would be fitting. I originally got it from this funny content aware scale video, but the exact screenshot I took wasn’t showing it. Glad you like it though!

    • @holicxhunter
      @holicxhunter 4 роки тому +17

      Nani!? That's a thing!? Where can I find examples!?

    • @holicxhunter
      @holicxhunter 4 роки тому +5

      @Just Amami omg wow, thank you. i had no idea it existed...

    • @i0nlz
      @i0nlz 4 роки тому +9

      WHAT THE F- *unintelligible screaming*

  • @tbodragonshy2608
    @tbodragonshy2608 4 роки тому +137

    My two brain cells fighting over the pedantics of colors whilst I try to give a character an outfit like:

  • @cyan.-
    @cyan.- 3 роки тому +99

    "but..it's nice?"
    **it's hard to argue with his assessment*

  • @sleepycrow15
    @sleepycrow15 4 роки тому +547

    One man can't handle his husband's stupidity

  • @iris4028
    @iris4028 4 роки тому +2668

    I'm so happy this is edgeworth and phoenix and this is a conversation between a couple-

    • @AliAli-iu6km
      @AliAli-iu6km 4 роки тому +18

      LMAOOOO

    • @evil_weevil
      @evil_weevil 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah, but it’s still a really dumb conversation

    • @ukiki65
      @ukiki65 3 роки тому +67

      @@evil_weevil Lmao, what a nerd

    • @luziiiii
      @luziiiii 3 роки тому +8

      @@ukiki65 Says the guy with a Dio profile pic

    • @ukiki65
      @ukiki65 3 роки тому +90

      @@luziiiii You have Deku in your profile, you can't speak

  • @broodjejonko
    @broodjejonko 4 роки тому +360

    This could be a conversation between Goku and Vegeta

    • @JynxGod
      @JynxGod  4 роки тому +126

      funny you should say that! those are our discord names. i'm vegeta, he's goku.

    • @debopriyadutta3736
      @debopriyadutta3736 4 роки тому +24

      @@JynxGod So you are our angry Saiyan Prince!

  • @ItzaMystri
    @ItzaMystri 3 роки тому +42

    I feel like this is a conversation that Miles and Phoenix would definitely have

  • @potocto
    @potocto 4 роки тому +560

    Suiting for the gay couple, heh wrightworth

  • @stevie3372
    @stevie3372 4 роки тому +171

    I have bad news hes a himbo.

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 4 роки тому +45

      Good news***

    • @lmao2302
      @lmao2302 4 роки тому +5

      Nah he speaking straight facts.

    • @80s_graffiti
      @80s_graffiti 4 роки тому +1

      @@strionic770 Fantastic news*****

  • @themojogamer75
    @themojogamer75 4 роки тому +167

    Your BF sounds like a gem lmao

  • @hahaimsad103
    @hahaimsad103 3 роки тому +40

    "Yeah, but...It's nice?"
    *"well sht can't argue with that"*

  • @zanii75
    @zanii75 3 роки тому +146

    it's funnier knowing the fact that this is actual conversation

  • @虚パンクvoidpunk
    @虚パンクvoidpunk 3 роки тому +304

    literally every single artist watching this: *pained artist noises*

  • @Dead_account130
    @Dead_account130 4 роки тому +231

    OBJECTION! Black isn’t a color in the first place!

    • @paulstillman4949
      @paulstillman4949 4 роки тому +10

      Can we stop saying "people of color" then?

    • @Dead_account130
      @Dead_account130 4 роки тому +51

      @@paulstillman4949 just call them freaking people!

    • @paulstillman4949
      @paulstillman4949 4 роки тому +11

      @@Dead_account130 preach it. The media and the academia need to hear it.

    • @chamopss
      @chamopss 4 роки тому +4

      ......????????

    • @Dead_account130
      @Dead_account130 4 роки тому +3

      @@chamopss black isn't a color

  • @wafflecat2664
    @wafflecat2664 3 роки тому +190

    Matte Black:
    “I’m boutta end this mans whole career”

    • @zannenbijin-
      @zannenbijin- 3 роки тому +18

      That’s a texture, it’s still just black in color

    • @Artist_ash-is5os
      @Artist_ash-is5os 3 роки тому +6

      Vanta black as well

    • @justahamsterthatcodes
      @justahamsterthatcodes 3 роки тому +7

      @@Artist_ash-is5os Vanta black is just... Black

    • @Artist_ash-is5os
      @Artist_ash-is5os 3 роки тому +2

      @@justahamsterthatcodes i don't think you know what vanta black is.....

    • @platoscatboy9772
      @platoscatboy9772 3 роки тому +4

      @@Artist_ash-is5os Vantablack isn't a shade, it's a substance. There's only 1 shade of black, digitally, with an HEX code of #000000. Talking about real life "black" colors are more complicated since no substance, on Earth, from what we know, absorbs 100% of light. If it did, then it'd be the *only* truly black substance. So, we can deduct that no "black" color you see on Earth (not digitally, I mean physically) is actually black. It's just a really, really, really dark shade of grey.
      But yeah, in the case of this video, only 1 shade of black exists. #000000.
      I don't think *you* know what vantablack is...

  • @DavidPumpernickel
    @DavidPumpernickel 4 роки тому +122

    Is it "Ace Attorney but it's a conversation with my boyfriend" or "A conversation with my boyfriend but it's Ace Attorney"?

    • @nerothewateruser8030
      @nerothewateruser8030 4 роки тому +3

      Uhhh...

    • @roma540
      @roma540 4 роки тому +4

      Yes. Why?

    • @Velepexon
      @Velepexon 4 роки тому +23

      Both are the same, technically

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 роки тому +10

      The first feels more right to me bc the main idea is taking ace attorney and adding your own conversation to it. Like ace attorney is the base you're starting with. The second one implies more that the video would be an actual recording of the couple but talking about or acting out ace attorney.

  • @awemii
    @awemii 3 роки тому +4882

    I love all OPs replies to people who think this was posted by a girl in a straight relationship LMFAOOO

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 3 роки тому +614

      Same, I already thought it was a m/m relationship

    • @lucasstr5653
      @lucasstr5653 3 роки тому +373

      It looked like 2 males when you read the dialogues, clearly the male temper

    • @abilawaandamari8366
      @abilawaandamari8366 3 роки тому +1853

      @@lucasstr5653 ah yes the male temper

    • @camille6730
      @camille6730 3 роки тому +163

      _never thinked_
      Plus this conversation reminds me of the usual discussions about how many colors exist or not that I always have with my boyfriend lol

    • @lucasstr5653
      @lucasstr5653 3 роки тому +126

      Damn all of these comments make me feel real lonely

  • @Moodyslime400
    @Moodyslime400 4 роки тому +172

    Goals

  • @milkiiiteaa
    @milkiiiteaa 3 роки тому +23

    i feel like phoenix and edgeworth would’ve had a conversation like that

  • @225and
    @225and 4 роки тому +69

    i thought the video had at least 100k views it was that good

    • @JynxGod
      @JynxGod  4 роки тому +7

      i'm very flattered!

  • @VadiseDeHanyou
    @VadiseDeHanyou 4 роки тому +55

    0:26
    0:30
    When you gotta drop that beat twice to get a point across.

  • @reina_harhar7815
    @reina_harhar7815 4 роки тому +151

    Where were you and your boyfriend when you guys talked about this? I imagined you guys to be in the living room 😂

    • @JynxGod
      @JynxGod  4 роки тому +151

      we're long distance so it was entirely over text as it happens! i personally was lying horizontally in bed

    • @reina_harhar7815
      @reina_harhar7815 4 роки тому +31

      JynxGod Oh hahaha you guys have a sweet bond 😂

  • @damond4346
    @damond4346 3 роки тому +28

    edgeworth: there is only one shade of black
    me, an emo: *OH, I DONT THINK SO*

  • @kodered59
    @kodered59 4 роки тому +43

    When your objection proves a point but means nothing in the end.

  • @muzankibutsuji622
    @muzankibutsuji622 4 роки тому +33

    Me who knows Jet Black exists: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @joshuawoodfolk8202
    @joshuawoodfolk8202 4 роки тому +40

    Objection! That's not how you spell Hookah at 1:05

  • @AyubuKK
    @AyubuKK 3 роки тому +13

    These two were definitely the buffest lawyers I ever saw as a kid.

  • @arabellat
    @arabellat 4 роки тому +18

    you cannot convince me that edgeworth and phoenix haven't had this exact conversation I will not hear it

  • @MysteriousC
    @MysteriousC 4 роки тому +32

    Please do more of this kind of thing -- this is hilarious

  • @Aisyen
    @Aisyen 4 роки тому +49

    I like how there are actual comments rebutting to a fanmade shitpost. I am proud to be in this fandom.

  • @ryuzxa
    @ryuzxa 3 роки тому +15

    Damn he got like good argument but then lost because Wright said "it's nice"

  • @MapleMilk
    @MapleMilk 4 роки тому +27

    This video repaired my soul oh my god dude

  • @I0NE007
    @I0NE007 3 роки тому +377

    I would be the opposite of "i choose white."
    "But the page is white! It will be impossible to read."
    "The greatest knowledge is the hardest to find, ergo: make my text the same color as the page."

    • @strangequark3897
      @strangequark3897 2 роки тому

      Pro hack: I can just highlight the invisible white text with my cursor and it will appear as readable text under the blue box (don't know the technical name)

  • @arseniccatnip6
    @arseniccatnip6 4 роки тому +72

    I sent this to my BF, and he was like "which one of us is which?" And I just replied "yes".
    Most of our relationship is conversations like this.

  • @themegayoutuber
    @themegayoutuber 3 роки тому +35

    Relationships end when someone sais "shade of black"

    • @someguyfromgoogle1481
      @someguyfromgoogle1481 3 роки тому +1

      Relationships end when someone says sais instead of says

    • @Fleetwootmack
      @Fleetwootmack 3 роки тому

      @@someguyfromgoogle1481 let my nigga rock damn

    • @inafridge8573
      @inafridge8573 3 роки тому

      BOI-
      THERE ARE MULTIPLE SHADES OF BLACK
      or else literally nothing but a black hole would be truly black

  • @fog5835
    @fog5835 3 роки тому +144

    People are commenting about how from an artist's perspective there's different kinds of black, but that's also true from a linguistic perspective. The vast majority of people call a number of different colors "black," even if those colors are actually really dark gray, because what matters in communication isn't inherent or objective reality, it's a common/shared perception of existing reality

    • @secretname3897
      @secretname3897 3 роки тому +11

      I've actually had this argument before: sometimes it matters what is literally the case, but other times it matters what the contextual meaning is.
      Like in storytelling; even if you have a completely unique description and lore for what a "demon" is or what an "angel" is, using those names already short-hand implants a perception of what these creatures might be in the world you're creating.

    • @totsy_meow
      @totsy_meow 3 роки тому +1

      Dang that’s a whole essay you typed

    • @Greenandblueandgreen
      @Greenandblueandgreen 3 роки тому +4

      Okay but on a word document there’s only one black color

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 3 роки тому +1

      yes!

    • @notawesternspy4924
      @notawesternspy4924 3 роки тому

      there's only one shade of black in word tho

  • @skydroid3141
    @skydroid3141 4 роки тому +8

    You two are the best.
    The shadow avi is what makes this perfect honestly.

  • @kingworldadventures
    @kingworldadventures 4 роки тому +14

    0:40 that head dance tho

  • @kellenlewis3087
    @kellenlewis3087 3 роки тому +46

    Me LITERALLY two nights ago: "I'm the whitest shade of white"
    My gf: *dies in latina*

  • @Silverwolf9562
    @Silverwolf9562 4 роки тому +87

    I've actually had a customer come in and ask me if we had shade cloth "in a darker shade than black".

    • @imjusthereman8052
      @imjusthereman8052 4 роки тому +1

      I think I would just laugh at that customer tbh

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 3 роки тому

      Ow the edge

    • @link_team3855
      @link_team3855 3 роки тому +1

      vantablack is expensive... and also far less effective on cloth. or atleast in appearnce

    • @camreyes1819
      @camreyes1819 3 роки тому +1

      @@link_team3855 actually, vantablack can only be used by a single artist, who bought the rights to use it exclusively.

    • @chaoticsilver8442
      @chaoticsilver8442 3 роки тому +1

      @@camreyes1819 but it does prove that either there actually *are* multiple shades of black, or we are wrong almost all of the time when we call something black, simply due to the fact that a darker shade exists, leaving what one would almost certainly refer to as 'black', actually be just an extremely dark grey... and something like vantablack (or whatever the 'blackest' possible 'black' would be) as actually black.
      So, the options are either there actually are multiple shades of black, or that 99% of the time, when we refer to black, it's actually just hyperdark grey.

  • @Hemlol
    @Hemlol 4 роки тому +399

    imagine having a girl/boyfriend

    • @tiny.violet
      @tiny.violet 4 роки тому +34

      Can't relate

    • @nervios0deltodo
      @nervios0deltodo 3 роки тому +59

      Imagine having friends

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 3 роки тому +7

      I do that every day.
      Except the "/boy" part.

    • @byronius7012
      @byronius7012 3 роки тому +27

      Imagine interacting with another human

    • @willfahey6348
      @willfahey6348 3 роки тому +6

      @@nervios0deltodo Don’t need Friends when you have Seinfeld.

  • @Linkurz
    @Linkurz 3 роки тому +21

    The art student in me just immediately understood “oh a warm black okay”

  • @thefirebirdflock3440
    @thefirebirdflock3440 3 роки тому +10

    “There is only one shade of black.”
    TELL THAT TO AUTOMOTIVE MANUFACTURERS

    • @superpasokon3022
      @superpasokon3022 3 роки тому +4

      CRYSTAL BLACK
      MAJESTIC BLACK
      PREMIUM BLACK
      METAL BLACK
      and most importantly,
      BLACK

  • @catspoons
    @catspoons 4 роки тому +6

    0:46 bro he got you there

  • @hithere911
    @hithere911 4 роки тому +15

    Technically, black is an amalgamation of all the colors absorbed into one.

    • @andreah9587
      @andreah9587 4 роки тому +6

      Hi There actually, you’re thinking of white! Black is the opposite - the absence of all color entirely. :)

    • @hithere911
      @hithere911 4 роки тому +10

      @@andreah9587 No. White is the *reflection* of all the colors. Black, on the other hand, is the *absorption* of all colors.

    • @andreah9587
      @andreah9587 4 роки тому +5

      Hi There oh shit, I looked up and you’re right. I’m really sorry! I need to fact check next time :(

    • @hithere911
      @hithere911 4 роки тому +4

      @@andreah9587 It's okay. It was long-debated topic for a long time, so I can see why you would think that.

    • @noori2105
      @noori2105 4 роки тому +3

      subtractive and additive color exists

  • @prof_hershel_layton
    @prof_hershel_layton 4 роки тому +8

    The timing, the sounds, the gestures-
    All fit so well!
    I shall learn from your skills.

  • @CoreyisBarackObama
    @CoreyisBarackObama 3 роки тому +9

    pitch black
    jet black
    matte black
    pearlescent black
    metallic black
    cool black
    blackest black
    ect.
    YOU'VE JUST BEEN UHHH - OBAMA'D

    • @kaboomgaming4255
      @kaboomgaming4255 3 роки тому +2

      That's literally just how much color can you remove or how shiny you can make it

    • @CoreyisBarackObama
      @CoreyisBarackObama 3 роки тому +2

      uh @@kaboomgaming4255 just got uhh obama'd

  • @HyphenSam
    @HyphenSam 4 роки тому +25

    He probably meant a darker shade of grey which can look nice, especially against a slightly dark white background.

    • @psychopathzombie1472
      @psychopathzombie1472 4 роки тому +8

      DARK WHITE ISNT WHITE!! ONCE YOU ADD ANY OTHER COLOR IT BECOMES GREY OR A LIGHTER SHADE OF AN EXISTING COLOR

    • @jennawills4324
      @jennawills4324 4 роки тому +1

      @@psychopathzombie1472 😂

  • @wesisnotonfire
    @wesisnotonfire 4 роки тому +21

    I feel like this is a conversation these two would actually have-

  • @sittingbush
    @sittingbush 4 роки тому +44

    wrong. there is a difference between sharpie black and crayola marker black...

    • @captasticts8419
      @captasticts8419 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda 4 роки тому +6

      Context is key. They were talking about computer fonts, which means #000000 is the only black.

  • @TheL0rd0fSpace
    @TheL0rd0fSpace 3 роки тому +8

    "Yeah but... It's nice?"
    I'm gonna assume that Wright is the bf here, because as bf, that 100% sounds like something my dumb ass would say

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 3 роки тому +8

      I believe both of them are BFs actually

  • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
    @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 3 роки тому +28

    On the other hand, we have a Crayola crayon naming genius on our hands.
    "What should we name this dark gray crayon?"
    "Light black with hints of white*

  • @MagicMaster667
    @MagicMaster667 4 роки тому +36

    Best written and well-performed joke I've seen in at least a month.
    5/5 stars. Would like, share, comment and subscribe again.

    • @user-gu1ed1kb8x
      @user-gu1ed1kb8x 3 роки тому

      idk about "best written" half of it is periods

  • @skips_51
    @skips_51 4 роки тому +13

    The boyfriend was later found dead in the park with a note;
    "After seeing the perfect shade of black, my life could only go downhill".

  • @thequeertelope7941
    @thequeertelope7941 3 роки тому +21

    thanks to bf's crackhead energy we can enjoy this masterpiece

  • @feathertail8996
    @feathertail8996 4 роки тому +73

    "Only one shade of black."
    Paints: *uh- sure*

    • @italucenaz
      @italucenaz 3 роки тому

      Yes, the lighter shades are only grey

    • @feathertail8996
      @feathertail8996 3 роки тому

      @@italucenaz no i mebnt the paints have two blacks. Bmack abd jet black. Which are different.

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian 3 роки тому +54

    I work with painting cars. Let me tell you, there are more shades of black than any other color. Grab two black things in your house, they'll always be different shades of black.

    • @anonymousperson2327
      @anonymousperson2327 3 роки тому +15

      That means they are both dark gray

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 3 роки тому +11

      @@anonymousperson2327 Light black, take it or leave it

    • @genghiskhan4883
      @genghiskhan4883 3 роки тому +14

      there is no true black then, even the blackest black that can be bought is being outdone by blacker blacks, so the question is: does the former blackest black become a grey?

    • @anonymousperson2327
      @anonymousperson2327 3 роки тому +5

      @@genghiskhan4883 the blackest black is a black hole where there is no light at all.
      However none of this matters because this about font colours not paints. In fonts there are 126 shades of dark grey and 1 shade of black

    • @johnmobile5747
      @johnmobile5747 3 роки тому +4

      Thank you for posting this saves me the time of arguing it. Saying shades of black are gray is like saying purple is a shade of blue at a certain point it’s black and there are some shades of black that are darker than others.

  • @uneventful.5768
    @uneventful.5768 4 роки тому +28

    "look the text is black."
    "it's not black it's a really dark shade of red."
    "so? what's the difference? you need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, miles!"
    "wait a minute don't you usually take my role in these conversations?"

  • @madisonsmiley89
    @madisonsmiley89 3 роки тому +2

    “There’s only one shade of black-“ go try to buy paint. Did you want warm black? Cool black? Pure and/or neutral black? Matte or shiny???? *cries in art student*

  • @ilikebeanies3499
    @ilikebeanies3499 4 роки тому +11

    This feels like a conversation Wright and Edgeworth would really have. XD

  • @sumayaya9038
    @sumayaya9038 3 роки тому +10

    I described this vid to my bf and we got into the same debate of "BLACK CANT HAVE SHADES" "YES IT CAN" this is truly a universal experience

  • @wanmin
    @wanmin 3 роки тому +20

    the "HOOOOOOoookay" got me.

  • @ajzeg01
    @ajzeg01 3 роки тому +7

    Man, I need to get back into Ace Attorney. Haven’t played it since middle school.

  • @alicered4198
    @alicered4198 4 роки тому +71

    Actually technically with this logic, than his text could not be black to begin with, as the complete absence of color has yet to be seen by human eyes. We have only ever seen gray.

    • @GenetMJF
      @GenetMJF 4 роки тому +22

      Bruh... you're saying I have never reached the Ultimate Gothness?

    • @Laenthor
      @Laenthor 4 роки тому +9

      Don't you ever stare at THE VOID OF EMPTY HOPES AND DREAMS?

  • @YoonHan35
    @YoonHan35 4 роки тому +51

    But isn't black impossible to obtain bc the color itself is the theoretical complete absorption of light which isn't possible to see bc of said lack of light. Anything we perceive as "black" already is a shade of grey so I guess the judge wins

    • @oxfordcommaisthegreatest
      @oxfordcommaisthegreatest 4 роки тому +19

      In the context of the video, they were talking specifically about RGB black, which is #000000, not true black. In that case, Edgeworth would be right. There can't be different shades of black because anything lighter or more saturated is no longer "black", or specifically that value.

    • @makeshift307
      @makeshift307 4 роки тому +2

      Vantablack is just that. It is the complete absorbtion of light, we can see it against other colors but cant perceive its 3d form because it has no light differentiation, so it just looks like a Silhouette.

    • @oxfordcommaisthegreatest
      @oxfordcommaisthegreatest 4 роки тому +4

      @@makeshift307
      Vantablack does not absorb all light. I'm pretty sure it absorbs 97% or something.

    • @hannalowercase5928
      @hannalowercase5928 4 роки тому +4

      Little Dreamer 99,965%

    • @oxfordcommaisthegreatest
      @oxfordcommaisthegreatest 4 роки тому

      @@hannalowercase5928
      Thanks dude

  • @setsukiFR
    @setsukiFR 3 роки тому +43

    When I was a kid, my parents' car was hit by another car then then drove away.
    Witnesses described the car and have the licence plate.
    Insurance refused to pay because witnesses described the car as "grey", but when they found the car, it wasn't grey. It was...
    "Light black"
    As they put it.

    • @Volumixen
      @Volumixen 3 роки тому +9

      Outrageous the lengths those companies go to so they don't have to pay. Honestly, they take your money and use it to pay for other people's accidents (when they have no other choice) but you have something happen to you, which the money you gave them for all that time SHOULD be used, and they try any tactic to not have to do the one thing you pay them for.

    • @bozmundarts2614
      @bozmundarts2614 3 роки тому +5

      that shit has to be illegal-

  • @eyoshinthemaximum
    @eyoshinthemaximum 3 роки тому +24

    This is the kind of boyfriend a man needs